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programmerhumor | shelvac2 | j8j4fw7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The next request:
hey, I heard this thing about blockchain, could you just add that to the website, oh and just through in an AI too, something like that new chatGPT thing
Thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>> oh and ju... | 835 |
programmerhumor | obvious_bot | j8isejx | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>On that note what is the polite business speak wording to ask if a client if fucking high?<|eor|><|sor|>I think we have a disconnect here.<|eor|><|sor|>let's circle back and discuss options<|eor|><|eols|><|end... | 781 |
programmerhumor | ode26 | g9j8c6 | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85,927 |
programmerhumor | magicbjorn | fotq2zi | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 3,554 |
programmerhumor | Alfaphantom | fott7yx | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst... | 1,653 |
programmerhumor | megaminddefender | fotu3va | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst... | 1,417 |
programmerhumor | TwoAndHalfRetard | fottusj | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst... | 974 |
programmerhumor | benchninja | fotutoe | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst... | 706 |
programmerhumor | Sassbjorn | fotsdry | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>More like 5:50<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 446 |
programmerhumor | jdl_uk | fottzf4 | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/1205/
https://xkcd.com/1319/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 435 |
programmerhumor | aer71 | fotvjtj | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/1205/
https://xkcd.com/1319/<|eor|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/974/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 403 |
programmerhumor | greenkiweez | fottj47 | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You succeed automating it and even include numerous variable inputs to make it more useful. Then a coworker needs a functionality that's so out of the scope of your script that you have to rewrite the entire thing.
edit... | 381 |
programmerhumor | AppleToasterr | fotw5oz | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst... | 304 |
programmerhumor | clawjelly | fotu00y | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You succeed automating it and even include numerous variable inputs to make it more useful. Then a coworker needs a functionality that's so out of the scope of your script that you have to rewrite the entire thing.
edit... | 175 |
programmerhumor | Haus42 | fots9t8 | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sexy bit is when you're choosing your tools... "Ah yes, I think I'll tool this little monstrosity in jq wrapped in a bed of python and topped off with a | sort -n | uniq -c | sort -nr...."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | OskieWoskie | fotz2u6 | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst... | 159 |
programmerhumor | Covid-Romney2020 | foty0er | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst... | 146 |
programmerhumor | Finklemaier | fottfet | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sexy bit is when you're choosing your tools... "Ah yes, I think I'll tool this little monstrosity in jq wrapped in a bed of python and topped off with a | sort -n | uniq -c | sort -nr...."<|eor|><|sor|>Hot damn, I lo... | 90 |
programmerhumor | clawjelly | fottrza | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>And give up on it all together and start a new project the next day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | GermanAf | fotv539 | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst... | 82 |
programmerhumor | UndeadMarine55 | z8qfrd | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85,926 |
programmerhumor | HP_10bII | iycwm4j | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it not possible to disable the lid sensor on a mac?<|eor|><|sor|>Just remove the lid alltogether for a headless server...
Edit: thanks for the silver folks! Might just use for a raspberry pi!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,940 |
programmerhumor | Burgov | iyd3yuq | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It works on my machine...
\- Back up your files, your machine is going to production!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,278 |
programmerhumor | jakubhuber | iycsokn | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it not possible to disable the lid sensor on a mac?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,152 |
programmerhumor | PepperUsual | iycw7pd | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[closes lid]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,274 |
programmerhumor | Sam-Gunn | iyctn0k | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea.... "startups".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,576 |
programmerhumor | jd3marco | iycwzjf | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it not possible to disable the lid sensor on a mac?<|eor|><|sor|>Just remove the lid alltogether for a headless server...
Edit: thanks for the silver folks! Might just use for a raspberry pi!<|eor|><|sor|>Decappletation<... | 2,328 |
programmerhumor | mr_claw | iycuniq | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea.... "startups".<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, we started up only 12 years ago, we're still a startup okay?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,940 |
programmerhumor | kaerfkeerg | iydke8q | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It works on my machine...
\- Back up your files, your machine is going to production!<|eor|><|sor|>your machine is ~~going to~~ the production
Edit: ~~apparently I'm having a seizure and I can't remember how to strikethrou... | 1,536 |
programmerhumor | spiderMechanic | iyczuis | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[closes lid]<|eor|><|sor|>so you chose violence<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,384 |
programmerhumor | thrSedec44070maksup | iydfw9z | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ran a Oracle 9i database on a Linux desktop with a A4 sheet taped to monitor that said
DO NOT TOUCH.
DO NOT CLEAN.
DO NOT TURN OFF.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE
This was the Dev server for a critical project in a multi million d... | 1,315 |
programmerhumor | Sam-Gunn | iycvv0o | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea.... "startups".<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, we started up only 12 years ago, we're still a startup okay?<|eor|><|sor|>The company I work for is a 30+ year old multinational, and the amount of times in my career I've had to fight w... | 1,213 |
programmerhumor | eross200 | iycwxv7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Cut a tennis ball in half, glue the halves down on either side of the trackpad. Problem solved.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,106 |
programmerhumor | StoryAndAHalf | iyd0371 | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 992 |
programmerhumor | plentyOplatypodes | iydvlyn | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It works on my machine...
\- Back up your files, your machine is going to production!<|eor|><|sor|>I downloaded a really long black screen YouTube video and let it play overnight so the computer wouldn't stop collecting dat... | 951 |
programmerhumor | etch_a_stretch | iycz4sd | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Cut a tennis ball in half, glue the halves down on either side of the trackpad. Problem solved.<|eor|><|sor|>The juxtaposition between this solution and the software one says something about something, I'm just not sure exac... | 733 |
programmerhumor | kevin9er | iyebka0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It works on my machine...
\- Back up your files, your machine is going to production!<|eor|><|sor|>I downloaded a really long black screen YouTube video and let it play overnight so the computer wouldn't stop collecting dat... | 727 |
programmerhumor | bartontees | iyd2iw2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why would you keep the screen at such a precarious angle if you didn't want it to be closed?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 665 |
programmerhumor | PepperUsual | iyd1atw | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[closes lid]<|eor|><|sor|>so you chose violence<|eor|><|sor|>It was bound to happen sooner or later anyway.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 620 |
programmerhumor | linegel | iycxzv9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it not possible to disable the lid sensor on a mac?<|eor|><|sor|>It is very simple to prevent laptop from sleeping
`sudo pmset -a disablesleep 1`
and that's it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 610 |
programmerhumor | AngryTownspeople | iyec71w | <|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ran a Oracle 9i database on a Linux desktop with a A4 sheet taped to monitor that said
DO NOT TOUCH.
DO NOT CLEAN.
DO NOT TURN OFF.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE
This was the Dev server for a critical project in a multi million d... | 565 |
programmerhumor | ore-aba | soi384 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85,767 |
programmerhumor | TheFlyingAvocado | hw8v05d | <|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons?
Since when?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14,040 |
programmerhumor | samarthrawat1 | hw8umm1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when did we start using semi-colon in python?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13,785 |
programmerhumor | anythingMuchShorter | hw9eska | <|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons?
Since when?<|eor|><|sor|>Since a guy wanted to make a programming joke but only knew of one language and one common error type<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,920 |
programmerhumor | TheLiberalOgre | hw96xj5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when did we start using semi-colon in python?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>My 8 year old asked me why we can't embed an object in a function in python and I was amazed because I didn't know golden retrievers could talk... | 5,970 |
programmerhumor | the_badsectors | hw8wgyj | <|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons?
Since when?<|eor|><|sor|>I don't do python and even I know it expects whitespace, not punctuation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,332 |
programmerhumor | Ambitious_Ad8841 | hw8zldv | <|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons?
Since when?<|eor|><|sor|>I don't do python and even I know it expects whitespace, not punctuation.<|eor|><|sor|>"White Space Matters"
-Python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,596 |
programmerhumor | marsrover15 | hw99589 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when did we start using semi-colon in python?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>My 8 year old asked me why we can't embed an object in a function in python and I was amazed because I didn't know golden retrievers could talk... | 1,512 |
programmerhumor | Ixaire | hwae7sc | <|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons?
Since when?<|eor|><|sor|>Since a guy wanted to make a programming joke but only knew of one language and one common error type<|eor|><|sor|>One HR guy at my previous company used to go behind you and s... | 1,255 |
programmerhumor | dmullaney | hw8tpf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because if I keep fixing it for you, youll never learn will you - my mother (1991-present)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,248 |
programmerhumor | PhrygianZero | hw8ye7e | <|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine the 99 times it adds one when you meant to have one.
Now imagine that 1 time it adds one when you didn't want it.
r/suddenchaos.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah thats exactly it. Sometimes the error is caused by unmatching parenthesis... | 1,177 |
programmerhumor | ricohh | hw9duq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Definitely a lot of people in this sub are not programmers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,154 |
programmerhumor | Ayushmaan_Mishra | hw9b524 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when did we start using semi-colon in python?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>My 8 year old asked me why we can't embed an object in a function in python and I was amazed because I didn't know golden retrievers could talk... | 978 |
programmerhumor | _borisg | hw8z3wm | <|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah I cant imagine how fun it would be having to code when the editor keeps changing stuff in the lines after each run. Good luck debugging that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 715 |
programmerhumor | AgentE382 | hwb7otd | <|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons?
Since when?<|eor|><|sor|>Since a guy wanted to make a programming joke but only knew of one language and one common error type<|eor|><|sor|>One HR guy at my previous company used to go behind you and s... | 619 |
programmerhumor | zMisir | hw9o4rj | <|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons?
Since when?<|eor|><|sor|>Since a guy wanted to make a programming joke but only knew of one language and one common error type<|eor|><|sor|>Most probably, just like the guy who asked for 5 years of exp... | 613 |
programmerhumor | 0rionsEdge | hw8vbwc | <|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when did we start using semi-colon in python?<|eor|><|sor|>It's existed in the language since the old times, but it's pretty much only used in hacky use cases and it's usage should be discouraged.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 612 |
programmerhumor | Xelaxander | hw8usm9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smart, there are no mandatory semicolons in Python syntax, unless this 8y/o is writing C code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 469 |
programmerhumor | GumBeats20 | v6o4sl | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85,628 |
programmerhumor | lma21 | ibgnd88 | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computers and programming was always my first choice. Until i started getting paid<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,087 |
programmerhumor | ICantBelieveItsNotEC | ibgpxxv | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>You even end up paying a premium to work on things that you're interested in. Look at the depressed salaries... | 1,236 |
programmerhumor | olssoneerz | ibgp7oc | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Came in wanting to create video games. Left becoming a boring old web dev. Ill wipe my tears with these $$$<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 986 |
programmerhumor | TheBrownMamba8 | ibgs86x | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computers and programming was always my first choice. Until i started getting paid<|eor|><|sor|>Then programming became my [0] choice<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 827 |
programmerhumor | xenover | ibgskel | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>50-50
I was on the computer all the time anyway and liked playing around with software and hardware as a teenager.
Then I found out developers get paid well so it was an obvious win-win.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 658 |
programmerhumor | HighOwl2 | ibhi1ma | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computers and programming was always my first choice. Until i started getting paid<|eor|><|sor|>I mean...I get that doing it professionally can suck the joy out of doing it for fun.
I have been programming since I was 13. When I starte... | 654 |
programmerhumor | P1r4nha | ibgsf9a | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>You even end up paying a premium to work on things that you're interested in. Look at the depressed salaries... | 335 |
programmerhumor | mcquiggd | ibgxbl8 | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's actually frustrating to be genuinely interested in programming, but then working in the industry, It sucks the pleasure out of everything.
It's typically reduced to morning Standups where everyone gives inaccurate status updates an... | 315 |
programmerhumor | conquihare | ibguaay | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Came in wanting to create video games. Left becoming a boring old web dev. Ill wipe my tears with these $$$<|eor|><|sor|>currently on the aspiring-game-dev to boring-old-webdev pipeline myself. college is absolute hell but i think about ... | 283 |
programmerhumor | rndmcmder | ibgu5sn | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>True. I love coding and solving brainteasing challenges. My job as a software engineer consists about 5% of ... | 199 |
programmerhumor | LOLBaltSS | ibgtr8e | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>You even end up paying a premium to work on things that you're interested in. Look at the depressed salaries... | 197 |
programmerhumor | Cannacrohn | ibgp8bv | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wanted to be a weed strain tester with some judging the skills of new porn actresses on the side when I was growing up, but IT just paid more and definitely had more openings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | ZBlackmore | ibh0mbj | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>You even end up paying a premium to work on things that you're interested in. Look at the depressed salaries... | 178 |
programmerhumor | XDreadedmikeX | ibhr30m | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computers and programming was always my first choice. Until i started getting paid<|eor|><|sor|>I mean...I get that doing it professionally can suck the joy out of doing it for fun.
I have been programming since I was 13. When I starte... | 171 |
programmerhumor | HighOwl2 | ibhrsu6 | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computers and programming was always my first choice. Until i started getting paid<|eor|><|sor|>I mean...I get that doing it professionally can suck the joy out of doing it for fun.
I have been programming since I was 13. When I starte... | 169 |
programmerhumor | dirtfork | ibgx13r | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>True. I love coding and solving brainteasing challenges. My job as a software engineer consists about 5% of ... | 152 |
programmerhumor | dashid | ibgmcbf | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computing wasn't my first choice, but it was the stable career choice. Add in the fact that I loved tinkering with computers, it wasn't a tough call to make. Get paid well for doing what I enjoy? Sure!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | FVMAzalea | ibh4szz | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's actually frustrating to be genuinely interested in programming, but then working in the industry, It sucks the pleasure out of everything.
It's typically reduced to morning Standups where everyone gives inaccurate status updates an... | 135 |
programmerhumor | Wisdom_is_Contraband | ibgy57z | <|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>You even end up paying a premium to work on things that you're interested in. Look at the depressed salaries... | 126 |
programmerhumor | Gentlegiant2 | l5gg3t | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84,726 |
programmerhumor | TheJenkinsComic | gkucxks | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey all, Im the guy who made this comic. You can read more of my comics on [Instagram](https://instagram.com/thejenkinscomic) or r/TheJenkins.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,391 |
programmerhumor | Carters04 | gku2wtu | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,729 |
programmerhumor | VoodooMaster7 | gku7no2 | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is a genuinely smart joke, good stuff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,268 |
programmerhumor | is_it_controversial | gkuuq45 | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey all, Im the guy who made this comic. You can read more of my comics on [Instagram](https://instagram.com/thejenkinscomic) or r/TheJenkins.<|eor|><|sor|>Followed! <|eor|><|sor|>Unfollowed for the balance.<|eor|>... | 965 |
programmerhumor | IcyDefiance | gkufvrx | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|sor|>LocalStorage seems really similar to a cookie...it's data stored clientside, no?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but it's not sent to the server with every request ... | 909 |
programmerhumor | woffle-kat | gkudv2n | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey all, Im the guy who made this comic. You can read more of my comics on [Instagram](https://instagram.com/thejenkinscomic) or r/TheJenkins.<|eor|><|sor|>Followed! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 889 |
programmerhumor | Tsu_Dho_Namh | gkuffcu | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|sor|>LocalStorage seems really similar to a cookie...it's data stored clientside, no?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 796 |
programmerhumor | elee0228 | gkucnoi | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is a genuinely smart joke, good stuff<|eor|><|sor|>I lol'ed. One of the downsides of browsing in incognito mode is the incessant cookie warnings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 672 |
programmerhumor | Gentlegiant2 | gktzt4l | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Originally posted by u/theJenkinsComics ! Thought you guys would appreciate it :)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 649 |
programmerhumor | JinSantosAndria | gkula3y | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|sor|>LocalStorage seems really similar to a cookie...it's data stored clientside, no?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but it's not sent to the server with every request ... | 608 |
programmerhumor | eanat | gkuaidy | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>statelessness is the best state.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 459 |
programmerhumor | reddit_xeno | gku80p5 | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|sor|>Sticky sessions have also entered chat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 430 |
programmerhumor | iontardose | gkug3xc | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sorry to be dense, but shouldn't he be smiling in the last panel? The website didn't remember his click.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, that is the joke. A popup with a useless button every time you visit a site wouldn't make ... | 406 |
programmerhumor | riskyClick420 | gkugrp3 | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|sor|>LocalStorage seems really similar to a cookie...it's data stored clientside, no?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but it's not sent to the server with every request ... | 367 |
programmerhumor | Gentlegiant2 | gkuhfl5 | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey all, Im the guy who made this comic. You can read more of my comics on [Instagram](https://instagram.com/thejenkinscomic) or r/TheJenkins.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm glad to see that the poster didn't crop your name off ... | 343 |
programmerhumor | SavageHenimania | gkuv0ca | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey all, Im the guy who made this comic. You can read more of my comics on [Instagram](https://instagram.com/thejenkinscomic) or r/TheJenkins.<|eor|><|sor|>Followed! <|eor|><|sor|>Unfollowed for the balance.<|eor|>... | 340 |
programmerhumor | sunlightFTW | gkue7sn | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sorry to be dense, but shouldn't he be smiling in the last panel? The website didn't remember his click.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 336 |
programmerhumor | Hellball911 | gkuge14 | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|sor|>LocalStorage seems really similar to a cookie...it's data stored clientside, no?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but it's not sent to the server with every request ... | 303 |
programmerhumor | TheJenkinsComic | gkud4qy | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Originally posted by u/theJenkinsComics ! Thought you guys would appreciate it :)<|eoopr|><|sor|>Thanks for sharing my comic!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 298 |
programmerhumor | prajken2000 | gkuvr7i | <|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey all, Im the guy who made this comic. You can read more of my comics on [Instagram](https://instagram.com/thejenkinscomic) or r/TheJenkins.<|eor|><|sor|>Followed! <|eor|><|sor|>Unfollowed for the balance.<|eor|>... | 278 |
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