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programmerhumor | MuddyMustache | rpojpb | <|sols|><|sot|>I have been attacked.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/D7smfwb.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84,494 |
programmerhumor | Machiavvelli3060 | hq5d8h9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have been attacked.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/D7smfwb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Techs don't buy clothes; they just change employers and get promotional clothing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,167 |
programmerhumor | Lavatis | hq5k1ue | <|sols|><|sot|>I have been attacked.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/D7smfwb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean my clothes don't make my back hurt, shitty chairs do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,143 |
programmerhumor | Denseflea | hq5i3n5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have been attacked.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/D7smfwb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sooo, I can't wear my Google Wave 2009 launch shirt anymore?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,676 |
programmerhumor | sonofslackerboy | hq5e173 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have been attacked.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/D7smfwb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do all my clothes shopping at tech conventions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,141 |
programmerhumor | Ceros007 | hq5fwko | <|sols|><|sot|>I have been attacked.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/D7smfwb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Techs don't buy clothes; they just change employers and get promotional clothing.<|eor|><|sor|>You guys get promotional stuff?
Where I work they created a boutique where you literally have to buy their propaganda stuff...<|e... | 1,596 |
programmerhumor | minequack | hq5lryd | <|sols|><|sot|>I have been attacked.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/D7smfwb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sooo, I can't wear my Google Wave 2009 launch shirt anymore?<|eor|><|sor|>You shouldnt wear a collectors item.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,312 |
programmerhumor | Full-Run4124 | hq60u30 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have been attacked.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/D7smfwb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The computer and chair are for myself. I wear clothes while coding for the benefit of other people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 905 |
programmerhumor | justsubscribed912 | hq5gurd | <|sols|><|sot|>I have been attacked.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/D7smfwb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't see a problem here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 860 |
programmerhumor | caleblbaker | hq5fzor | <|sols|><|sot|>I have been attacked.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/D7smfwb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do all my clothes shopping at tech conventions<|eor|><|sor|>Did you really find pants here ? Or you choose to no wear any ?<|eor|><|sor|>If you work from home then you don't need pants. Just don't suddenly stand up during v... | 678 |
programmerhumor | Machiavvelli3060 | hq5g4p1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have been attacked.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/D7smfwb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Techs don't buy clothes; they just change employers and get promotional clothing.<|eor|><|sor|>You guys get promotional stuff?
Where I work they created a boutique where you literally have to buy their propaganda stuff...<|e... | 603 |
programmerhumor | NNXMp8Kg | hq5euj1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have been attacked.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/D7smfwb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do all my clothes shopping at tech conventions<|eor|><|sor|>Did you really find pants here ? Or you choose to no wear any ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 563 |
programmerhumor | CyberiusT | hq5harb | <|sols|><|sot|>I have been attacked.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/D7smfwb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My 20y.o. shirt fits exactly how I want it to. It should too - I stretched it enough. :p
Gotta admit, it's...er, a bit light on for actual fabric in some spots, though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 461 |
programmerhumor | DollarAkshay | hq5rqfl | <|sols|><|sot|>I have been attacked.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/D7smfwb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't see a problem here<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly.
Health > Looks
Wish more people had the same mindset<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 417 |
programmerhumor | poodlebutt76 | hq6brxy | <|sols|><|sot|>I have been attacked.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/D7smfwb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean my clothes don't make my back hurt, shitty chairs do.<|eor|><|sor|>This. We buy expensive shit for the ergonomics and pain minimization. I don't need an ergonomic shirt.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 400 |
programmerhumor | 98raider | hq63v0v | <|sols|><|sot|>I have been attacked.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/D7smfwb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do all my clothes shopping at tech conventions<|eor|><|sor|>Did you really find pants here ? Or you choose to no wear any ?<|eor|><|sor|>If you work from home then you don't need pants. Just don't suddenly stand up during v... | 364 |
programmerhumor | Ceros007 | hq5gqye | <|sols|><|sot|>I have been attacked.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/D7smfwb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Techs don't buy clothes; they just change employers and get promotional clothing.<|eor|><|sor|>You guys get promotional stuff?
Where I work they created a boutique where you literally have to buy their propaganda stuff...<|e... | 352 |
programmerhumor | 64mb | hq5j299 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have been attacked.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/D7smfwb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Those DataDog T-shirts are so soft though, never even used their product<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
programmerhumor | y0uveseenthebutcher | hq6f4ll | <|sols|><|sot|>I have been attacked.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/D7smfwb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sooo, I can't wear my Google Wave 2009 launch shirt anymore?<|eor|><|sor|>You shouldnt wear a collectors item.<|eor|><|sor|>what about my Google+ 2011 Superbowl Champions tshirt?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 338 |
programmerhumor | Odd_Diamond_6600 | v58cqk | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84,473 |
programmerhumor | Big-Don-Rob | ib8az8a | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's dirty, but I like it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,283 |
programmerhumor | the_unheard_thoughts | ib8dchw | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until your gf enrolls in a CS course... <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,798 |
programmerhumor | Probably-Broken-2345 | ib8f244 | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's dirty, but I like it.<|eor|><|sor|>Try calling your partner a "1" and see how that goes.<|eor|><|sor|>I went even better and called her a "0"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,628 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Lobster-919 | ib8envu | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's dirty, but I like it.<|eor|><|sor|>Try calling your partner a "1" and see how that goes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,445 |
programmerhumor | Probably-Broken-2345 | ib8f46u | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait until your gf enrolls in a CS course... <|eor|><|sor|>I'm sure she'll enjoy Counter Strike<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,983 |
programmerhumor | Alokir | ib8fbum | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Was the array sorted by his level of interest?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,777 |
programmerhumor | AlFlakky | ib8ayv6 | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So girlfriend must be a Lua developer..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,691 |
programmerhumor | FelixLeander | ib8jodl | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's dirty, but I like it.<|eor|><|sor|>Try calling your partner a "1" and see how that goes.<|eor|><|sor|>I went even better and called her a "0"<|eor|><|sor|>Instructions unclear, GF broke up<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,530 |
programmerhumor | MandBoy | ib8hbb2 | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[1] Might be next to you in bed. But [0] is in your heart.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,173 |
programmerhumor | danabrey | ib8krog | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's dirty, but I like it.<|eor|><|sor|>Try calling your partner a "1" and see how that goes.<|eor|><|sor|>I went even better and called her a "0"<|eor|><|sor|>Instructions unclear, GF broke up<|eor|><|sor|>Put her back together<|... | 1,157 |
programmerhumor | CollectionLeather292 | ib8dtxk | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats \[0\] though?<|eor|><|sor|>A pointer to [1]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,046 |
programmerhumor | reyad_mm | ib8qbpu | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Was the array sorted by his level of interest?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, ascending<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 834 |
programmerhumor | LostTeleporter | ib8maj6 | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's dirty, but I like it.<|eor|><|sor|>Try calling your partner a "1" and see how that goes.<|eor|><|sor|>I went even better and called her a "0"<|eor|><|sor|>Instructions unclear, GF broke up<|eor|><|sor|>Put her back together<|... | 818 |
programmerhumor | spiderpig36 | ib8b9m5 | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: you are a Matlab developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 605 |
programmerhumor | GeePedicy | ib8dagm | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So girlfriend must be a Lua developer..<|eor|><|sor|>Or MatLab? Though they're mostly called vectors<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 590 |
programmerhumor | WizziBot | ib8e8mm | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats \[0\] though?<|eor|><|sor|>A pointer to [1]<|eor|><|sor|>Aww<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | joran213 | ib8qm7e | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Was the array sorted by his level of interest?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, ascending<|eor|><|sor|>Descending in this case then right? 0 being top prio, 1 a little less and onwards<|eor|><|sor|>r/whoosh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 440 |
programmerhumor | OrbitalMechanic1 | ib8dcb6 | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats \[0\] though?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 423 |
programmerhumor | Big-Don-Rob | ib8gx97 | <|sols|><|sot|>priorities<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xgfs4jad9r391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/SParenica/status/1531544815560712192) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|sor|>Who is naming bots non bot things?... | 356 |
programmerhumor | ambitiousfinanceguy | y66jrv | <|sols|><|sot|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ghpaxx5r5cu91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84,087 |
programmerhumor | ambitiousfinanceguy | isnl7dn | <|sols|><|sot|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ghpaxx5r5cu91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>And then there are either no other posts on the topic, or they all say "learn 2 Google" and point to the long dead webpage.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,837 |
programmerhumor | maitreg | isnnxzm | <|sols|><|sot|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ghpaxx5r5cu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still, the worst are the Microsoft forums. Most questions get one and only one response, posted twice, by some official Microsoft user with an Indian name:
* 1 paragraph repeating your question back to... | 4,318 |
programmerhumor | Hurricane_32 | isnoydo | <|sols|><|sot|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ghpaxx5r5cu91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>And then there are either no other posts on the topic, or they all say "learn 2 Google" and point to the long dead webpage.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Worse than "learn to Google", is when you find that answer
#... | 3,650 |
programmerhumor | golther | isnq6gq | <|sols|><|sot|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ghpaxx5r5cu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still, the worst are the Microsoft forums. Most questions get one and only one response, posted twice, by some official Microsoft user with an Indian name:
* 1 paragraph repeating your question back to... | 1,790 |
programmerhumor | DeficientDefiance | isnm2ds | <|sols|><|sot|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ghpaxx5r5cu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Final boss mode: You create a member account to repeat the question just to find out that a moderator needs to approve new members manually which usually takes several days, to then find out you're not ... | 1,257 |
programmerhumor | bnl1 | isnqhrq | <|sols|><|sot|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ghpaxx5r5cu91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>And then there are either no other posts on the topic, or they all say "learn 2 Google" and point to the long dead webpage.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Worse than "learn to Google", is when you find that answer
#... | 1,080 |
programmerhumor | esr360 | isnobp4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ghpaxx5r5cu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I googled a problem once and there was just one result on google, and it was me asking the same question several years prior<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 719 |
programmerhumor | ambitiousfinanceguy | isnli4q | <|sols|><|sot|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ghpaxx5r5cu91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I make a point of posting the answers to my stack overflow questions that didn't get an answer but that I figured out later because of [this comic.](https://i.imgur.com/IPVbdYg.jpg)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|... | 613 |
programmerhumor | CryoClone | isnybpt | <|sols|><|sot|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ghpaxx5r5cu91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>And then there are either no other posts on the topic, or they all say "learn 2 Google" and point to the long dead webpage.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Worse than "learn to Google", is when you find that answer
#... | 587 |
programmerhumor | maitreg | isno5w3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ghpaxx5r5cu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Final boss mode: You create a member account to repeat the question just to find out that a moderator needs to approve new members manually which usually takes several days, to then find out you're not ... | 582 |
programmerhumor | Presolar_Grains | iso3cao | <|sols|><|sot|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ghpaxx5r5cu91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>And then there are either no other posts on the topic, or they all say "learn 2 Google" and point to the long dead webpage.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Worse than "learn to Google", is when you find that answer
#... | 546 |
programmerhumor | new_refugee123456789 | isnpxxj | <|sols|><|sot|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ghpaxx5r5cu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is why I hate forum replies that are just links with no elaboration. Because they're either dead external links, or it links to page 3 of 7 in another thread somewhere in that forum, so you have t... | 425 |
programmerhumor | PSK1103 | isnlpcp | <|sols|><|sot|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ghpaxx5r5cu91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I make a point of posting the answers to my stack overflow questions that didn't get an answer but that I figured out later because of [this comic.](https://i.imgur.com/IPVbdYg.jpg)<|eoopr|><|sor|>i u... | 348 |
programmerhumor | maitreg | isnn40z | <|sols|><|sot|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ghpaxx5r5cu91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>And then there are either no other posts on the topic, or they all say "learn 2 Google" and point to the long dead webpage.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Uh oh, now you're going to stir up the SO fanboys and get sto... | 336 |
programmerhumor | DeithWX | isnsbox | <|sols|><|sot|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ghpaxx5r5cu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everytime I see "Nevermind, I solved it", without posting the solution, I die inside.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 295 |
programmerhumor | kevinf100 | isnsuqx | <|sols|><|sot|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ghpaxx5r5cu91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Still, the worst are the Microsoft forums. Most questions get one and only one response, posted twice, by some official Microsoft user with an Indian name:
* 1 paragraph repeating your question back to... | 269 |
programmerhumor | Vincenzo__ | isnp8cv | <|sols|><|sot|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ghpaxx5r5cu91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>And then there are either no other posts on the topic, or they all say "learn 2 Google" and point to the long dead webpage.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Uh oh, now you're going to stir up the SO fanboys and get sto... | 266 |
programmerhumor | JoshDM | isnq8nw | <|sols|><|sot|>Still slightly better than "NM fixed it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ghpaxx5r5cu91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>And then there are either no other posts on the topic, or they all say "learn 2 Google" and point to the long dead webpage.<|eoopr|><|sor|>If there is one thing SO has going for it, it's that the "lea... | 257 |
programmerhumor | harshal96 | hx7xfy | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82,633 |
programmerhumor | Sputtrosa | fz4f36c | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also, they'll need to know how to fake laughter when the project manager tells a joke. I can't imagine an AI being good enough to able to distinguish a joke from the PM telling me what our deadline is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,560 |
programmerhumor | optimator71 | fz4pbff | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember when I started my career as as a developer in mid-90es, I took a class for a tool that generated Java code from some proprietary business domain language. The instructor predicted that programming as we know it will soon... | 1,543 |
programmerhumor | crazedchriz | fz4hh91 | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Theyll just hire us to tell the computer what to do.
Wait a minute....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,136 |
programmerhumor | Gent- | fz4jn3a | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also, they'll need to know how to fake laughter when the project manager tells a joke. I can't imagine an AI being good enough to able to distinguish a joke from the PM telling me what our deadline is.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes the dead... | 1,014 |
programmerhumor | hed82 | fz4idh1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, even nowadays a programmer just tells the computer what the client wants.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 866 |
programmerhumor | GvRiva | fz4iqi1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, even nowadays a programmer just tells the computer what the client wants.<|eor|><|sor|>I have no idea what the client wants, i just guess what the clients clients want<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 673 |
programmerhumor | SandyDelights | fz531dx | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember when I started my career as as a developer in mid-90es, I took a class for a tool that generated Java code from some proprietary business domain language. The instructor predicted that programming as we know it will soon... | 583 |
programmerhumor | blehmann1 | fz4vjmt | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember when I started my career as as a developer in mid-90es, I took a class for a tool that generated Java code from some proprietary business domain language. The instructor predicted that programming as we know it will soon... | 505 |
programmerhumor | Nomadicminds | fz4qbbs | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also, they'll need to know how to fake laughter when the project manager tells a joke. I can't imagine an AI being good enough to able to distinguish a joke from the PM telling me what our deadline is.<|eor|><|sor|>Just throw more pr... | 502 |
programmerhumor | SandyDelights | fz50qz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also, they'll need to know how to fake laughter when the project manager tells a joke. I can't imagine an AI being good enough to able to distinguish a joke from the PM telling me what our deadline is.<|eor|><|sor|>Just throw more pr... | 424 |
programmerhumor | bitchigottadesktop | fz50efb | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember when I started my career as as a developer in mid-90es, I took a class for a tool that generated Java code from some proprietary business domain language. The instructor predicted that programming as we know it will soon... | 346 |
programmerhumor | Slapfisher | fz4podo | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Theyll just hire us to tell the computer what to do.
Wait a minute....<|eor|><|sor|>So basically, Microsoft VS is computer automation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 278 |
programmerhumor | r00x | fz4vmb7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also, they'll need to know how to fake laughter when the project manager tells a joke. I can't imagine an AI being good enough to able to distinguish a joke from the PM telling me what our deadline is.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes the dead... | 239 |
programmerhumor | SandyDelights | fz5f3gd | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember when I started my career as as a developer in mid-90es, I took a class for a tool that generated Java code from some proprietary business domain language. The instructor predicted that programming as we know it will soon... | 231 |
programmerhumor | Qicken | fz4v36w | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, even nowadays a programmer just tells the computer what the client wants.<|eor|><|sor|>I have no idea what the client wants, i just guess what the clients clients want<|eor|><|sor|>Sure. But you tell the computer to do someth... | 227 |
programmerhumor | MD_Wolfe | fz4kyp1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Met a guy last year working on a build a code program for engineering projects that would create blocks of code to perform a certain function that the client could drag and drop as needed. Basically working on a system that would neg... | 220 |
programmerhumor | WhyIsTheNamesGone | fz540kx | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also, they'll need to know how to fake laughter when the project manager tells a joke. I can't imagine an AI being good enough to able to distinguish a joke from the PM telling me what our deadline is.<|eor|><|sor|>Just throw more pr... | 218 |
programmerhumor | Slapfisher | fz4pq5o | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Met a guy last year working on a build a code program for engineering projects that would create blocks of code to perform a certain function that the client could drag and drop as needed. Basically working on a system that would neg... | 207 |
programmerhumor | verascity | fz4hrr8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Were safe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7ptrlc47tuc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
programmerhumor | GumBeats20 | wf632a | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ic9982toyhf91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82,494 |
programmerhumor | tunisia3507 | iis80uo | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ic9982toyhf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So many people would kill for a nice spacious private cubicle like that over open plan and shared offices.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,449 |
programmerhumor | Aelinthali68 | iis4h04 | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ic9982toyhf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Fast paced and exciting environment "
Translation:
We plan to give you 10 hours of work then demand you get it done in 8.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,088 |
programmerhumor | GrannysGumJobs | iis5vsu | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ic9982toyhf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Fast paced and exciting environment "
Translation:
We plan to give you 10 hours of work then demand you get it done in 8.<|eor|><|sor|>Were looking for someone who identifies as a self starter
Translation:
The previous employees d... | 1,580 |
programmerhumor | octafed | iisu5s7 | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ic9982toyhf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So many people would kill for a nice spacious private cubicle like that over open plan and shared offices.<|eor|><|sor|>My first cubicle was like the picture.
The last one before migrating to remote work basically required I sit down ... | 986 |
programmerhumor | ChordSlinger | iiswxf4 | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ic9982toyhf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Fast paced and exciting environment "
Translation:
We plan to give you 10 hours of work then demand you get it done in 8.<|eor|><|sor|>Were looking for someone who identifies as a self starter
Translation:
The previous employees d... | 687 |
programmerhumor | mike_a_oc | iis4eaa | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ic9982toyhf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ewww only one screen...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 558 |
programmerhumor | PorkRoll2022 | iis5f0e | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ic9982toyhf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fast-paced environment: Rockstar sales team signed you up to deliver 120 hours of work in 80 hours.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 510 |
programmerhumor | Dabnician | iiswqqq | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ic9982toyhf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So many people would kill for a nice spacious private cubicle like that over open plan and shared offices.<|eor|><|sor|>My first cubicle was like the picture.
The last one before migrating to remote work basically required I sit down ... | 474 |
programmerhumor | argv_minus_one | iisvn1s | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ic9982toyhf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So many people would kill for a nice spacious private cubicle like that over open plan and shared offices.<|eor|><|sor|>My first cubicle was like the picture.
The last one before migrating to remote work basically required I sit down ... | 380 |
programmerhumor | Bryguy3k | iis43rw | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ic9982toyhf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously the chair doesnt have a giant tear with half the padding coming out of it. There also arent weird stains on the floor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 368 |
programmerhumor | halfanothersdozen | iisbnxi | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ic9982toyhf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fast-paced environment: Rockstar sales team signed you up to deliver 120 hours of work in 80 hours.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't. They won't learn if you enable their behavior.
Come in at 10 and leave at 3 like a normal developer and what get... | 305 |
programmerhumor | Fadamaka | iit6xav | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ic9982toyhf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Fast paced and exciting environment "
Translation:
We plan to give you 10 hours of work then demand you get it done in 8.<|eor|><|sor|>Were looking for someone who identifies as a self starter
Translation:
The previous employees d... | 295 |
programmerhumor | Alicendre | iis5fi8 | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ic9982toyhf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously the chair doesnt have a giant tear with half the padding coming out of it. There also arent weird stains on the floor.<|eor|><|sor|>He has actual privacy, too! Look at these beautiful walls. And so much... | 279 |
programmerhumor | BTLMCHN | iisfdra | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ic9982toyhf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ewww only one screen...<|eor|><|sor|>And it's a sad one too,
not some wide screen<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 243 |
programmerhumor | Wolfeh2012 | iit5ehs | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ic9982toyhf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Fast paced and exciting environment "
Translation:
We plan to give you 10 hours of work then demand you get it done in 8.<|eor|><|sor|>Were looking for someone who identifies as a self starter
Translation:
The previous employees d... | 224 |
programmerhumor | NeverNeverLandIsNow | iite8kh | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ic9982toyhf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Fast paced and exciting environment "
Translation:
We plan to give you 10 hours of work then demand you get it done in 8.<|eor|><|sor|>Were looking for someone who identifies as a self starter
Translation:
The previous employees d... | 193 |
programmerhumor | killerrin | iit3wbb | <|sols|><|sot|>*cries*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ic9982toyhf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So many people would kill for a nice spacious private cubicle like that over open plan and shared offices.<|eor|><|sor|>My first cubicle was like the picture.
The last one before migrating to remote work basically required I sit down ... | 164 |
programmerhumor | Cheris_P | 10k0az3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81,716 |
programmerhumor | No_Distribution_6023 | j5nouat | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The one performance review trick companies don't want you to know
Edit: lol this post really blew up. Thanks for all the upvotes! People in the Midwest, stay warm tonight, storm's coming in.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,070 |
programmerhumor | zaos336 | j5nsbpl | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You don't remove the time out... You lower it, then you can easily improve it again later.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,612 |
programmerhumor | GrootGertGedoente | j5npfvg | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is always good to build in timeouts. That way you can always increase the performance easily at a later stage<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,088 |
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