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programmerhumor | buddyisaredditer | j5nvu9j | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Now you have 3 seconds to enter the right input or else the computer and your house will burn in flames"
Well sorry about that!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,696 |
programmerhumor | Cheris_P | j5nqcfp | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The one performance review trick companies don't want you to know
Edit: lol this post really blew up. Thanks for all the upvotes! People in the Midwest, stay warm tonight, storm's coming in.<|eor|><|soopr|>Also quality assuran... | 1,380 |
programmerhumor | shim_niyi | j5ny4sw | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You don't remove the time out... You lower it, then you can easily improve it again later.<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly 3x improvement, one time looks mediocre when compared to incremental improvements 3-4 different times<|eor|><|eols|... | 884 |
programmerhumor | ThePancakerizer | j5o394w | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How did it pass the PR review?<|eor|><|sor|>+259 -130 lines
"LGTM "<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 789 |
programmerhumor | Creepy-Ad-4832 | j5nxlrg | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is always good to build in timeouts. That way you can always increase the performance easily at a later stage<|eor|><|sor|>When companies don't give a fuck about you, making your worst in order to be easily able to improve i... | 759 |
programmerhumor | East_Complaint2140 | j5o04ba | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How did it pass the PR review?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 631 |
programmerhumor | MightyMeepleMaster | j5o1p7e | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The one performance review trick companies don't want you to know
Edit: lol this post really blew up. Thanks for all the upvotes! People in the Midwest, stay warm tonight, storm's coming in.<|eor|><|sor|>Make sure to do it rig... | 485 |
programmerhumor | -Kerrigan- | j5o1fju | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The one performance review trick companies don't want you to know
Edit: lol this post really blew up. Thanks for all the upvotes! People in the Midwest, stay warm tonight, storm's coming in.<|eor|><|soopr|>Also quality assuran... | 454 |
programmerhumor | Zerodriven | j5pm129 | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How did it pass the PR review?<|eor|><|sor|>+259 -130 lines
"LGTM "<|eor|><|sor|>+2 -967
"Fixed typo"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 421 |
programmerhumor | K3TtLek0Rn | j5nxsas | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive heard this exact same joke on here at least 25 times<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 392 |
programmerhumor | Creepy-Ad-4832 | j5nz8ek | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is always good to build in timeouts. That way you can always increase the performance easily at a later stage<|eor|><|sor|>When companies don't give a fuck about you, making your worst in order to be easily able to improve i... | 362 |
programmerhumor | AE_Phoenix | j5nyzv3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is always good to build in timeouts. That way you can always increase the performance easily at a later stage<|eor|><|sor|>When companies don't give a fuck about you, making your worst in order to be easily able to improve i... | 359 |
programmerhumor | MightyMeepleMaster | j5ocaxd | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The one performance review trick companies don't want you to know
Edit: lol this post really blew up. Thanks for all the upvotes! People in the Midwest, stay warm tonight, storm's coming in.<|eor|><|sor|>Make sure to do it rig... | 313 |
programmerhumor | Hop-tree-doorway | j5o2noe | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Now you have 3 seconds to enter the right input or else the computer and your house will burn in flames"
Well sorry about that!<|eor|><|sor|>[You have 20 seconds to comply](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=103&v=ZFvq... | 279 |
programmerhumor | Cheris_P | j5o5iwi | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The one performance review trick companies don't want you to know
Edit: lol this post really blew up. Thanks for all the upvotes! People in the Midwest, stay warm tonight, storm's coming in.<|eor|><|soopr|>Also quality assuran... | 270 |
programmerhumor | Cephalopod_Joe | j5o8bqy | <|sols|><|sot|>Accomplishments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/50fhg3lhmzda1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The one performance review trick companies don't want you to know
Edit: lol this post really blew up. Thanks for all the upvotes! People in the Midwest, stay warm tonight, storm's coming in.<|eor|><|sor|>Make sure to do it rig... | 257 |
programmerhumor | Syzygianinfern0 | yram4y | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80,633 |
programmerhumor | b-at-at | ivsuwog | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|sor|>God, I'm currently stuck on a task like that. Thought it would take a day max, it's been a week now and no end in sight.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,036 |
programmerhumor | trueblue862 | ivsx3le | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|sor|>God, I'm currently stuck on a task like that. Thought it would take a day max, it's been a week now and no end in sight.<|eor|><|sor|>I had one of those a week ago, I looked at it for days and in the end it w... | 726 |
programmerhumor | NoComment7862 | ivsv3wi | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't forget "We did this thing because someone above us, with less technical and programming knowledge than a dead amoeba, said 'that should be easy, just do it'"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 637 |
programmerhumor | ETS_Green | ivt4cw3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|sor|>God, I'm currently stuck on a task like that. Thought it would take a day max, it's been a week now and no end in sight.<|eor|><|sor|>I had one of those a week ago, I looked at it for days and in the end it w... | 470 |
programmerhumor | AcclaimedGroundhog | ivsxj9g | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I give estimates, I double the time I think I'll need. Then I remember that someone else will likely do the work, so I'll multiply that number by 3.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 442 |
programmerhumor | schussfreude | ivsvi27 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yes and even if you are aware that nothing good comes from "its no big deal I can quickly throw that together in a few hours", you still catch yourself saying it and burying your face in your hands at 2:30am<... | 241 |
programmerhumor | FinnLiry | ivtavnd | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|sor|>God, I'm currently stuck on a task like that. Thought it would take a day max, it's been a week now and no end in sight.<|eor|><|sor|>I had one of those a week ago, I looked at it for days and in the end it w... | 228 |
programmerhumor | Puzzleheaded-Weird66 | ivsxunx | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't forget "We did this thing because someone above us, with less technical and programming knowledge than a dead amoeba, said 'that should be easy, just do it'"<|eor|><|sor|>I felt this in my soul (or at l... | 142 |
programmerhumor | The_Assassinacan | ivsxzxy | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|sor|>Where can I get this plaque because I definitely need one.<|eor|><|sor|>Should be pretty easy to get a hold of one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | Piyh | ivt92uu | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|sor|>God, I'm currently stuck on a task like that. Thought it would take a day max, it's been a week now and no end in sight.<|eor|><|sor|>I had one of those a week ago, I looked at it for days and in the end it w... | 121 |
programmerhumor | AdministrativeAd4111 | ivt8hrv | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I give estimates, I double the time I think I'll need. Then I remember that someone else will likely do the work, so I'll multiply that number by 3.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, another cadet of the Montgomery Scott... | 115 |
programmerhumor | badmemesrus | ivsvb5n | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|sor|>Where can I get this plaque because I definitely need one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | scrotum__pole | ivsvx5i | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is getting your tweet physically embossed the greatest achievement you can get?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | Datsoon | ivt06mh | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|sor|>Where can I get this plaque because I definitely need one.<|eor|><|sor|>Should be pretty easy to get a hold of one.<|eor|><|sor|>That was very helpful, thank you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmerhumor | NoComment7862 | ivt1bvx | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't forget "We did this thing because someone above us, with less technical and programming knowledge than a dead amoeba, said 'that should be easy, just do it'"<|eor|><|sor|>I felt this in my soul (or at l... | 91 |
programmerhumor | Baardi | ivtdv0f | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|sor|>God, I'm currently stuck on a task like that. Thought it would take a day max, it's been a week now and no end in sight.<|eor|><|sor|>I had one of those a week ago, I looked at it for days and in the end it w... | 85 |
programmerhumor | CantBeChangedLater | ivt7u77 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I give estimates, I double the time I think I'll need. Then I remember that someone else will likely do the work, so I'll multiply that number by 3.<|eor|><|sor|>I do basically the same thing. I also reg... | 68 |
programmerhumor | hangfromthisone | ivt0052 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't forget "We did this thing because someone above us, with less technical and programming knowledge than a dead amoeba, said 'that should be easy, just do it'"<|eor|><|sor|>When a PM says "that should be ... | 67 |
programmerhumor | acebabymemes | ivt5w1u | <|sols|><|sot|>Should take just 5 mins right? RIGHT!?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/Dsi1ScU.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yes and even if you are aware that nothing good comes from "its no big deal I can quickly throw that together in a few hours", you still catch yourself saying it and burying your face in your hands at 2:30am<... | 65 |
programmerhumor | ashish-ji | e3w2qw | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ Cheater<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rlwzi9sjpt141.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79,346 |
programmerhumor | skadi17 | f958l0k | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ Cheater<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rlwzi9sjpt141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wow she learned industry's best practice fairly quickly<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12,285 |
programmerhumor | nullZr0 | f95csa5 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ Cheater<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rlwzi9sjpt141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A natural.
We joke about it, but we cant know or remember everything. I've been in IT for many years and one time I Googled something and found a post from a smarter version of my past self.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,450 |
programmerhumor | Kerbal_Guardsman | f95mgrc | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ Cheater<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rlwzi9sjpt141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wow she learned industry's best practice fairly quickly<|eor|><|sor|>Reading the documentation? Of course!
/s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,247 |
programmerhumor | joe4553 | f95n5zf | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ Cheater<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rlwzi9sjpt141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wow she learned industry's best practice fairly quickly<|eor|><|sor|>Reading the documentation? Of course!
/s<|eor|><|sor|>If its on stackoverflow Ill consider it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,483 |
programmerhumor | ilmdbii | f95nf2a | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ Cheater<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rlwzi9sjpt141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wow she learned industry's best practice fairly quickly<|eor|><|sor|>Reading the documentation? Of course!
/s<|eor|><|sor|>If its on stackoverflow Ill consider it.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, stackoverflow isn't the documentation... | 1,387 |
programmerhumor | setocsheir | f95o27v | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ Cheater<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rlwzi9sjpt141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wow she learned industry's best practice fairly quickly<|eor|><|sor|>Reading the documentation? Of course!
/s<|eor|><|sor|>If its on stackoverflow Ill consider it.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, stackoverflow isn't the documentation... | 1,301 |
programmerhumor | PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz | f959x1q | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ Cheater<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rlwzi9sjpt141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I tutor for intro programming classes. Bless her.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,295 |
programmerhumor | AlmostButNotQuit | f95gxoq | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ Cheater<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rlwzi9sjpt141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A natural.
We joke about it, but we cant know or remember everything. I've been in IT for many years and one time I Googled something and found a post from a smarter version of my past self.<|eor|><|sor|>it's not cheating.
it's ... | 1,001 |
programmerhumor | LifeHasLeft | f95onaf | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ Cheater<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rlwzi9sjpt141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wow she learned industry's best practice fairly quickly<|eor|><|sor|>Reading the documentation? Of course!
/s<|eor|><|sor|>If its on stackoverflow Ill consider it.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, stackoverflow isn't the documentation... | 812 |
programmerhumor | Poketto43 | f95ow0q | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ Cheater<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rlwzi9sjpt141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wow she learned industry's best practice fairly quickly<|eor|><|sor|>Reading the documentation? Of course!
/s<|eor|><|sor|>If its on stackoverflow Ill consider it.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, stackoverflow isn't the documentation... | 547 |
programmerhumor | Occma | f95eufz | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ Cheater<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rlwzi9sjpt141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>there is a difference between googling stuff you don't know and googling the answers. If she does not understand it (being the basics) and just copies it, she is cheating.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 532 |
programmerhumor | PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz | f95k01a | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ Cheater<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rlwzi9sjpt141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I tutor for intro programming classes. Bless her.<|eor|><|sor|>what was the worst piece of code youve seen handed in? I tutored intro to programming 2 years ago. One guy needed 25 lines of code to calculate the midpoint between 2 2... | 504 |
programmerhumor | SaikonBr | f95mikc | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ Cheater<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rlwzi9sjpt141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A natural.
We joke about it, but we cant know or remember everything. I've been in IT for many years and one time I Googled something and found a post from a smarter version of my past self.<|eor|><|sor|>it's not cheating.
it's ... | 374 |
programmerhumor | Astrokiwi | f95qu94 | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ Cheater<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rlwzi9sjpt141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I tutor for intro programming classes. Bless her.<|eor|><|sor|>what was the worst piece of code youve seen handed in? I tutored intro to programming 2 years ago. One guy needed 25 lines of code to calculate the midpoint between 2 2... | 373 |
programmerhumor | skadi17 | f95ah9v | <|sols|><|sot|>C++ Cheater<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rlwzi9sjpt141.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wow she learned industry's best practice fairly quickly<|eor|><|sor|>This is why I miss the 20th century and try to not let my nieces or Uncle Ewell use technology (Took away their plugs this thanksgiving) - its an easy way out. I ... | 368 |
programmerhumor | Vibhrat | zwahkw | <|sols|><|sot|>which algorithm is this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0e5c1biwf8a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79,011 |
programmerhumor | tata_dilera | j1tr8hm | <|sols|><|sot|>which algorithm is this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0e5c1biwf8a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Smart AI creating a bug so it will have a job next month<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11,330 |
programmerhumor | Sphannx | j1tqeit | <|sols|><|sot|>which algorithm is this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0e5c1biwf8a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Dumb AI, the answer is 35<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,694 |
programmerhumor | masagrator | j1tr241 | <|sols|><|sot|>which algorithm is this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0e5c1biwf8a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe it knows something we don't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,204 |
programmerhumor | santathe1 | j1tr5c3 | <|sols|><|sot|>which algorithm is this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0e5c1biwf8a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Dumb AI, the answer is 35<|eor|><|sor|>Well*most* of our jobs are safe.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,353 |
programmerhumor | Robbe517_ | j1twj42 | <|sols|><|sot|>which algorithm is this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0e5c1biwf8a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe it knows something we don't.<|eor|><|sor|>It must know that I am currently travelling at 40.5% of the speed of light causing time dilatation so that 70 years past for my sister but only 64 years for me.<|eor|><|eo... | 2,542 |
programmerhumor | nican | j1ttasy | <|sols|><|sot|>which algorithm is this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0e5c1biwf8a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT is accounting for relativity. It assumes OP is an astronaut, or maybe even traveling for near light speeds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,431 |
programmerhumor | blackrossy | j1tul8c | <|sols|><|sot|>which algorithm is this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0e5c1biwf8a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>AFAIK it's a natural language model, not made for mathematics, but for text synthesis<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,168 |
programmerhumor | transport_system | j1trnma | <|sols|><|sot|>which algorithm is this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0e5c1biwf8a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm still baffled that it even got that close.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 973 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME_SAUL_PICS | j1twmmr | <|sols|><|sot|>which algorithm is this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0e5c1biwf8a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>AFAIK it's a natural language model, not made for mathematics, but for text synthesis<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. It doesnt actually know how to do math. It just knows how to write things that look like good math.<|eor|><|eol... | 605 |
programmerhumor | OKoLenM1 | j1tx9ld | <|sols|><|sot|>which algorithm is this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0e5c1biwf8a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Dumb AI, the answer is 35<|eor|><|sor|>Well*most* of our jobs are safe.<|eor|><|sor|>10 years ago even this neural network level was like from distant future. 10 years later it will be something crazy... so, our jobs ar... | 512 |
programmerhumor | DeeBoFour20 | j1tphgl | <|sols|><|sot|>which algorithm is this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0e5c1biwf8a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Answer is 67, right? Im not crazy? Its a 3 year difference the other way?<|eor|><|sor|>Well yea. You don't usually go from being half someone's age to being older than them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 396 |
programmerhumor | dokiedo | j1toefr | <|sols|><|sot|>which algorithm is this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0e5c1biwf8a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Answer is 67, right? Im not crazy? Its a 3 year difference the other way?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 355 |
programmerhumor | trev2234 | j1tujiu | <|sols|><|sot|>which algorithm is this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0e5c1biwf8a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Smart AI creating a bug so it will have a job next month<|eor|><|sor|>So there will be AIs trying to undermine other AIs that arent playing the game.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | Slappy_Soup | j1twcve | <|sols|><|sot|>which algorithm is this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0e5c1biwf8a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm still baffled that it even got that close.<|eor|><|sor|>I asked it some complex math and logic problems. Though it couldn't do it in the first try it gave the correct answer in two or three tries. Yeah its really sc... | 268 |
programmerhumor | troelsbjerre | j1twzvm | <|sols|><|sot|>which algorithm is this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0e5c1biwf8a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>AFAIK it's a natural language model, not made for mathematics, but for text synthesis<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. It doesnt actually know how to do math. It just knows how to write things that look like good math.<|eor|><|sor... | 255 |
programmerhumor | Jither | j1tyner | <|sols|><|sot|>which algorithm is this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b0e5c1biwf8a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>AFAIK it's a natural language model, not made for mathematics, but for text synthesis<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. It doesnt actually know how to do math. It just knows how to write things that look like good math.<|eor|><|sor... | 255 |
programmerhumor | NeverMakesMistkes | 7qu2hj | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't Dead Open Inside<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/ChubbyDeafeningAfricanelephant<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78,416 |
programmerhumor | jc5504 | dss2bwn | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't Dead Open Inside<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/ChubbyDeafeningAfricanelephant<|eol|><|sor|>TIL: Always click on the word "Test"<|eor|><|sor|>You selected: TEST MISSILE
Sending test missile....
Missile SENT!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,675 |
programmerhumor | itbeamess | dsrxdez | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't Dead Open Inside<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/ChubbyDeafeningAfricanelephant<|eol|><|sor|>One of the best ones yet 9/10<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,665 |
programmerhumor | Mjolnir12 | dsrxz44 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't Dead Open Inside<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/ChubbyDeafeningAfricanelephant<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Believable, too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,655 |
programmerhumor | NeverMakesMistkes | dss8b9n | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't Dead Open Inside<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/ChubbyDeafeningAfricanelephant<|eol|><|soopr|>Great, so now this is in r/all so everyone can see how I missled an "i".<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,105 |
programmerhumor | Roflkopt3r | dss3m69 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't Dead Open Inside<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/ChubbyDeafeningAfricanelephant<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Believable, too.<|eor|><|sor|>Really not much worse than the [actual one.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/7qrzy0/they_have_outdone_you_all/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 1,056 |
programmerhumor | stacks13 | dsrxklo | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't Dead Open Inside<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/ChubbyDeafeningAfricanelephant<|eol|><|sor|>>MISSLE ALERT
>
>\- u/NeverMakesMistkes
Sounds about right.
Awesome work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 823 |
programmerhumor | Roflkopt3r | dss9uon | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't Dead Open Inside<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/ChubbyDeafeningAfricanelephant<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Believable, too.<|eor|><|sor|>Really not much worse than the [actual one.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/7qrzy0/they_have_outdone_you_all/)<|eor|><|sor|>What was t... | 595 |
programmerhumor | NeverMakesMistkes | dsry1p0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't Dead Open Inside<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/ChubbyDeafeningAfricanelephant<|eol|><|sor|>>MISSLE ALERT
>
>\- u/NeverMakesMistkes
Sounds about right.
Awesome work.<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes, let's all agree that was intentional. I mean, it must've been!
I never make mistkes.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoft... | 373 |
programmerhumor | ihahp | dss6vxd | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't Dead Open Inside<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/ChubbyDeafeningAfricanelephant<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|> So it's
bad beautiful<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | itbeamess | dss6uug | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't Dead Open Inside<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/ChubbyDeafeningAfricanelephant<|eol|><|sor|>One of the best ones yet 9/10<|eor|><|sor|>You should see this [one](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/7qtza4/the_missile_alert_system_used_simple_html_how_bad/?st=JCI4AEJ0&sh=0a9eaaf7) <|eo... | 261 |
programmerhumor | Keegan9000 | dss9esq | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't Dead Open Inside<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/ChubbyDeafeningAfricanelephant<|eol|><|soopr|>Great, so now this is in r/all so everyone can see how I missled an "i".<|eoopr|><|sor|>Come on, I thought you never made mistkes!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | Plz_ShowBob_n_Vagene | dssf9va | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't Dead Open Inside<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/ChubbyDeafeningAfricanelephant<|eol|><|sor|>TIL: Always click on the word "Test"<|eor|><|sor|>Dont forget this gem
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/QueasyGrandIriomotecat-size_restricted.gif<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | z500 | dssbvpu | <|sols|><|sot|>Don't Dead Open Inside<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/ChubbyDeafeningAfricanelephant<|eol|><|sor|>TIL: Always click on the word "Test"<|eor|><|sor|>You selected: TEST MISSILE
Sending test missile....
Missile SENT!<|eor|><|sor|>Ohhh... nice.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Me too. I wonder if you c... | 233 |
programmerhumor | bot_hunter101 | zqjv0f | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78,272 |
programmerhumor | wiggypiggyziggyzaggy | j0yi0uc | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey who toucha my spagett?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 950 |
programmerhumor | Live-Break-9818 | j0yqylg | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Next time I'm in a job interview, I'll ask them "What is your spaghetti policy here?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 921 |
programmerhumor | davlumbaz | j0yinyz | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you guys get assignments? shit is boring over here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 877 |
programmerhumor | alpH4rd07 | j0yshjw | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you guys get assignments? shit is boring over here.<|eor|><|sor|>I have 6 six courses, assignments every week, some assignments have 10 exercises in them. Its hell.
Edit: I love doing it though. Its hard work, but a gre... | 505 |
programmerhumor | bot_hunter101 | j0yiono | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Original post [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/jdzqbi/see_ya_later/)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 264 |
programmerhumor | ComputerBio | j0ymsv5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But does the spaghetti code run?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
programmerhumor | YouSmellFrench | j0ywn97 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you guys get assignments? shit is boring over here.<|eor|><|sor|>I have 6 six courses, assignments every week, some assignments have 10 exercises in them. Its hell.
Edit: I love doing it though. Its hard work, but a gre... | 243 |
programmerhumor | sattarsingo | j0yjo1b | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey who toucha my spagett?<|eor|><|sor|>You don't touch the spagett, spagett touches you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | Johnlsullivan2 | j0yv48l | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Next time I'm in a job interview, I'll ask them "What is your spaghetti policy here?"<|eor|><|sor|>Come to work with me, got heaping helpings of it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | xXBoss_185Xx | j0yn7ii | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But does the spaghetti code run?<|eor|><|sor|>It allows you to cook spaghetti on your computer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | Tikeb | j0yqcnh | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Factorio players too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | poopellar | j0yxfso | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey who toucha my spagett?<|eor|><|sor|>You don't touch the spagett, spagett touches you<|eor|><|sor|>Please show me where spagett touched you.<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl+A
Ctrl+C
Ctrl+V<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | Mikey_B | j0ytl7w | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>why 11:50 tho. why isn't the spaghetti due at 12:00.<|eor|><|sor|>When I was in college ages ago, they did 11:59pm so there was no ambiguity about the date.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | MarcBeard | j0ypwu5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you guys get assignments? shit is boring over here.<|eor|><|sor|>trust me it's better without assignments. our C++ teacher is so bad at cpp that we have yet to start any project because of how buggy it's code is. he cha... | 87 |
programmerhumor | chech8 | j0ytyl9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey who toucha my spagett?<|eor|><|sor|>You don't touch the spagett, spagett touches you<|eor|><|sor|>Please show me where spagett touched you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | Arcinbiblo12 | j0yw889 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For a brief moment in college, my brother (culinary) and I (3D modeling) had to do the same thing for completely different classes at different schools, design and make a very fancy cake. My brother hated it because he ... | 78 |
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