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Bacon_Destroyer
g1fpsv4
<|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I agree with... squints 'i had kinsex with my mic'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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TomNa
g1f4y71
<|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone knows that sorting by length is the best...<|eor|><|sor|>February, April, June, November, September, August, December, January, July, March, May, October?<|eor|><|sor|>god damn it Jeff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Behrooz0
g1f70j3
<|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone knows that sorting by length is the best...<|eor|><|sor|>I think it's better to sort by bad events happening in each of the month of 2020.<|eor|><|sor|>so, essentially bogosort?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
Aeon_Mortuum
g1jxec9
<|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone knows that sorting by length is the best...<|eor|><|sor|>February, April, June, November, September, August, December, January, July, March, May, October?<|eor|><|sor|>No, you put the longest months first - it's ...
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programminghorror
MysteryVoice
g1f862p
<|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe people who store them as plain text.<|eor|><|sor|>With no index? Really bad way to handle it...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
Eyclonus
g1sd9jw
<|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>In a government high school recruiting page you had a school chooser drop-down in which the names were sorted alphabetically. The only problem being that all of them had their numbers written before the name in the Roman...
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programminghorror
rbnc
g1fd3y5
<|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe people who store them as plain text.<|eor|><|sor|>Why not store them as plain text in the right order?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
dee_jay_mon
g1fqvrz
<|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The right way to sort them by the name length: May, July, June, April, March, August, January, October, December, February, November, September.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
currentlyatwork1234
g1f6d4q
<|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone knows that sorting by length is the best...<|eor|><|sor|>I think it's better to sort by bad events happening in each of the month of 2020.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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AdminYak846
g22excr
<|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Someone who got tired of arguing about it with the middle manager.<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck middle managers, god they can be a pain in the ass sometimes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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justingolden21
o9dm6r
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
9,281
programminghorror
4z01235
h3aiugx
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|sor|>Brutal. How did that get in there? Copy paste from a website that just wants to watch the world burn?<|eor|><|eols|><|end...
1,222
programminghorror
tchernobog84
h3apw0g
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am going to vomit<|eor|><|sor|>I am going to post all my StackOverflow answers with a non-visible character from now on...
1,182
programminghorror
Azratosh
h3aia7w
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am going to vomit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
Reelix
h3app7s
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|sor|>Brutal. How did that get in there? Copy paste from a website that just wants to watch the world burn?<|eor|><|sor|>A Medi...
886
programminghorror
MicroToast
h3axyx2
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|sor|>Brutal. How did that get in there? Copy paste from a website that just wants to watch the world burn?<|eor|><|sor|>A Medi...
610
programminghorror
TomMado
h3b5xhp
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|sor|>Brutal. How did that get in there? Copy paste from a website that just wants to watch the world burn?<|eor|><|sor|>A Medi...
551
programminghorror
jetRink
h3b7twm
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|sor|>Brutal. How did that get in there? Copy paste from a website that just wants to watch the world burn?<|eor|><|sor|>A Medi...
477
programminghorror
tchernobog84
h3aq8er
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am going to vomit<|eor|><|sor|>I am going to post all my StackOverflow answers with a non-visible character from now on...
438
programminghorror
justingolden21
h3ah7h6
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Website for unicode characters for those curious: https://www.babelstone.co.uk/Unicode/whatisit.html<|eoopr|><|eols|><|...
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programminghorror
XTornado
h3aq2aj
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am going to vomit<|eor|><|sor|>I am going to post all my StackOverflow answers with a non-visible character from now on...
400
programminghorror
doublejosh
h3akxmr
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have been down this exact road before. Notepad++ used to have a zap gremlins menu item for this type of rage rabbit hol...
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programminghorror
TinBryn
h3b7b8x
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|sor|>More evil than a Greek question mark.<|eor|><|sor|>I love how the rust compiler has an error specifically for this e...
338
programminghorror
Isgrimnur
h3aisc6
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|sor|>More evil than a Greek question mark.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
NukerCola
h3ajnco
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why does that character exist? Literally what's the purpose of a text character that can't be seen?<|eor|><|sor|>If I rem...
207
programminghorror
IrritableGourmet
h3b8q03
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|sor|>Brutal. How did that get in there? Copy paste from a website that just wants to watch the world burn?<|eor|><|sor|>A Medi...
142
programminghorror
UltraPoci
h3bbhh2
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|sor|>More evil than a Greek question mark.<|eor|><|sor|>I love how the rust compiler has an error specifically for this e...
139
programminghorror
DM_ME_SEXY_EGGPLANTS
h3akc99
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why does that character exist? Literally what's the purpose of a text character that can't be seen?<|eor|><|sor|>If I rem...
122
programminghorror
ourlastchancefortea
h3b403s
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am going to vomit<|eor|><|sor|>I am going to post all my StackOverflow answers with a non-visible character from now on...
117
programminghorror
Prime624
h3aiypn
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why does that character exist? Literally what's the purpose of a text character that can't be seen?<|eor|><|eols|><|endof...
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programminghorror
fittfittan
h3als7f
<|sols|><|sot|>I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b6onhb3pxx771.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did you copy paste code from MS Teams? This happened to me too when I did that. Removing the visible whtespaces did n...
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programminghorror
trunghung03
ndl7em
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone in my local Facebook group posted this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2szpn2jgz61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8,911
programminghorror
R3D3-1
gybdsun
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone in my local Facebook group posted this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2szpn2jgz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good luck to any transcribers. I feel for you.<|eor|><|sor|>I'll give it a try. <% = .(.("")); = .(.("")); = .(.("")); ( == 0) { ( == 0) { .(" !"...
1,011
programminghorror
glieseg
gyb80x3
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone in my local Facebook group posted this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2szpn2jgz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good luck to any transcribers. I feel for you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
912
programminghorror
abhishek_sunny18
gyb9f6c
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone in my local Facebook group posted this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2szpn2jgz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>when your passion is calligraphy but profession is software.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
690
programminghorror
Reelix
gybcdts
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone in my local Facebook group posted this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2szpn2jgz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good luck to any transcribers. I feel for you.<|eor|><|sor|>` = .( .(""));` ... And that's about as far as I'll go.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
PlaneCrashers
gyc0nd4
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone in my local Facebook group posted this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2szpn2jgz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good luck to any transcribers. I feel for you.<|eor|><|sor|>I'll give it a try. <% = .(.("")); = .(.("")); = .(.("")); ( == 0) { ( == 0) { .(" !"...
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programminghorror
anxiety_on_steroids
gyb9s6y
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone in my local Facebook group posted this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2szpn2jgz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>kill it with fire.<|eor|><|sor|>Cast it into the Volcano and banish that code from this very earth.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
xaranetic
gyb8vch
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone in my local Facebook group posted this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2szpn2jgz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Prefer standard wingdings myself, but I can understand the appeal of the legibility with this font.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
Red_Holla04
gyb7d8x
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone in my local Facebook group posted this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2szpn2jgz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who the fuck writes code with that don't style?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
mohragk
gyb8cdv
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone in my local Facebook group posted this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2szpn2jgz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this what they mean by pirated software?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
qqqrrrs_
gybdnht
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone in my local Facebook group posted this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2szpn2jgz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who the fuck writes code with that don't style?<|eor|><|sor|>>don't style typo checks out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
85
programminghorror
LordRonz
gybbji2
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone in my local Facebook group posted this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2szpn2jgz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>kill it with fire.<|eor|><|sor|>Cast it into the Volcano and banish that code from this very earth.<|eor|><|sor|>**ISILDUR**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
pau1rw
gyb8i0g
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone in my local Facebook group posted this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2szpn2jgz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you can code like this, more power to you, it's beautiful. I am not that guy, this looks like jibberish to me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
KickMeElmo
gybbdyq
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone in my local Facebook group posted this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2szpn2jgz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good luck to any transcribers. I feel for you.<|eor|><|sor|>Transcribers: "Nope."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
CSsharpGO
gyc3lpe
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone in my local Facebook group posted this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2szpn2jgz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good luck to any transcribers. I feel for you.<|eor|><|sor|>I'll give it a try. <% = .(.("")); = .(.("")); = .(.("")); ( == 0) { ( == 0) { .(" !"...
52
programminghorror
Windows_XP2
gybg1dz
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone in my local Facebook group posted this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2szpn2jgz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who the fuck writes code with that don't style?<|eor|><|sor|>>don't style typo checks out<|eor|><|sor|>Task failed successfully<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
broken_pieces
gycszai
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone in my local Facebook group posted this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2szpn2jgz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>when your passion is calligraphy but profession is software.<|eor|><|sor|>Me lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
47
programminghorror
jjkase
gyban5l
<|sols|><|sot|>Someone in my local Facebook group posted this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fj2szpn2jgz61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it ain't monospace, get it outta my face<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
44
programminghorror
nckswt
jnkxso
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8,154
programminghorror
bj_christianson
gb2iwto
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>Passed unit tests. But they didnt even run any integration tests.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
453
programminghorror
caique_cp
gb28a2s
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>No, this is good. You just need kubernetes to orchestrate all of your 3 apps.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
233
programminghorror
Chaike
gb3cmld
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>Or just chop the edge of the drawer off<|eor|><|sor|>It's all fun and games until the drawer starts throwing null reference exceptions because the edge is missing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
th3-snwm4n
gb302tw
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>Passed unit tests. But they didnt even run any integration tests.<|eor|><|sor|>Literally what I thought<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
thajunk
gb2sbt5
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>No, this is good. You just need kubernetes to orchestrate all of your 3 apps.<|eor|><|sor|>Docker and k8s is the equivalent of making a battery power robot arm that opens the fridge and oven ...
59
programminghorror
Look_Ma_Im_On_Reddit
gb2n56z
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>Or just chop the edge of the drawer off<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
48
programminghorror
stone_henge
gb3k080
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>Passed unit tests. But they didnt even run any integration tests.<|eor|><|sor|>Each individual component passed all their unit tests, and the design is sound, so we outsourced integration to ...
42
programminghorror
heckyeahan
gb2zlpz
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>Im trying to learn ios development at work while working on a project with some questionable design choices. This is exactly what my learning by immersion has felt like<|eor|><|sor|>Do you se...
41
programminghorror
heckyeahan
gb2yt1g
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>Im trying to learn ios development at work while working on a project with some questionable design choices. This is exactly what my learning by immersion has felt like<|eor|><|eols|><|endoft...
29
programminghorror
SamRJdv
gb2laac
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>We call this a process.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
22
programminghorror
Sonikado
gb2sr2f
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>Or just chop the edge of the drawer off<|eor|><|sor|>I will just comment out this harmless method... it should be fine!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
19
programminghorror
chepas_moi
gb2meoi
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>Engeniir.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
16
programminghorror
tr14l
gooib8n
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>Passed unit tests. But they didnt even run any integration tests.<|eor|><|sor|>Last company I worked at didn't know the difference. They called everything unit tests. They'd be hitting a DB c...
11
programminghorror
spacemudd
gb2zbrh
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>Im trying to learn ios development at work while working on a project with some questionable design choices. This is exactly what my learning by immersion has felt like<|eor|><|sor|>Do you se...
11
programminghorror
AlbusSeverus14
gb32w7p
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>Coupling<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
10
programminghorror
Sarenord
gb470ov
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>fuck dude this is what my life feels like<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8
programminghorror
Lucanos
gb31rfl
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>Feels like a puzzle challenge in Watch Dogs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8
programminghorror
trua
gb5o9hj
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>No, this is good. You just need kubernetes to orchestrate all of your 3 apps.<|eor|><|sor|>Docker and k8s is the equivalent of making a battery power robot arm that opens the fridge and oven ...
7
programminghorror
krpfine
gb35oam
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>Is this on Cleveland Street in Baltimore? Looked at a house once that had this exact problem.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5
programminghorror
runnerx01
gpqafuz
<|sols|><|sot|>This. This is what working with shitty code feels like.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2ycdj13o02x51<|eol|><|sor|>Passed unit tests. But they didnt even run any integration tests.<|eor|><|sor|>Last company I worked at didn't know the difference. They called everything unit tests. They'd be hitting a DB c...
5
programminghorror
Fat_Burn_Victim
fv7qi7
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8,101
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PolyGlotCoder
fmhamiv
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmer: hey, do the systems power cycle regularly? Or do we need to design for continuous running. Boss: They cycle regularly. Programmer: alright the system will be designed and tested on that b...
1,383
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Scrogger19
fmgytr0
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf I think it would be good to restart them every so often anyway to ensure nothing breaks upon startup.l<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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newgeezas
fmgz60p
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf I think it would be good to restart them every so often anyway to ensure nothing breaks upon startup.l<|eor|><|sor|>So it's a feature then. Pack it up boys; nothing to see here.<|eor|><|eols|><|end...
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ShadowPouncer
fmhlt0i
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmer: hey, do the systems power cycle regularly? Or do we need to design for continuous running. Boss: They cycle regularly. Programmer: alright the system will be designed and tested on that b...
499
programminghorror
Direwolf202
fmhkn17
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmer: hey, do the systems power cycle regularly? Or do we need to design for continuous running. Boss: They cycle regularly. Programmer: alright the system will be designed and tested on that b...
309
programminghorror
spyder4
fmh29d3
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This very thing is referenced in a great book by Matt Parker called [Humble Pi](https://www.amazon.com.au/Humble-Pi-Comedy-Maths-Errors/dp/0241360234).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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TemerityInc
fmh7ub7
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you telling me they leave the planes on all the time?<|eor|><|sor|>A parked plane makes no money. They want to have those babies flying 24/7 with a rotating flight crew and at-gate refueling/resupp...
220
programminghorror
posherspantspants
fmh0gc5
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a bummer... I hate having to restart my plane<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
Scrogger19
fmgz987
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf I think it would be good to restart them every so often anyway to ensure nothing breaks upon startup.l<|eor|><|sor|>So it's a feature then. Pack it up boys; nothing to see here.<|eor|><|sor|>When y...
208
programminghorror
disagreedTech
fmh3u56
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you telling me they leave the planes on all the time?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
153
programminghorror
Direwolf202
fmhr3kz
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmer: hey, do the systems power cycle regularly? Or do we need to design for continuous running. Boss: They cycle regularly. Programmer: alright the system will be designed and tested on that b...
129
programminghorror
Polantaris
fmi0sp3
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmer: hey, do the systems power cycle regularly? Or do we need to design for continuous running. Boss: They cycle regularly. Programmer: alright the system will be designed and tested on that b...
112
programminghorror
EternityForest
fmh2nv2
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf I think it would be good to restart them every so often anyway to ensure nothing breaks upon startup.l<|eor|><|sor|>So it's a feature then. Pack it up boys; nothing to see here.<|eor|><|sor|>When y...
112
programminghorror
ShadowPouncer
fmht35k
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmer: hey, do the systems power cycle regularly? Or do we need to design for continuous running. Boss: They cycle regularly. Programmer: alright the system will be designed and tested on that b...
109
programminghorror
AStrangeStranger
fmh8gzt
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[TheRegister's Article](https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/04/02/boeing_787_power_cycle_51_days_stale_data/) > The power cycling is needed to prevent stale data from populating the aircraft's systems...
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programminghorror
VersiX_
fmhgnxs
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you telling me they leave the planes on all the time?<|eor|><|sor|>A parked plane makes no money. They want to have those babies flying 24/7 with a rotating flight crew and at-gate refueling/resupp...
85
programminghorror
EternityForest
fmh34cy
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They did the Arduino millis() rollover thing IRL!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
81
programminghorror
titanotheres
fmhd6ic
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf I think it would be good to restart them every so often anyway to ensure nothing breaks upon startup.l<|eor|><|sor|>So it's a feature then. Pack it up boys; nothing to see here.<|eor|><|sor|>When y...
59
programminghorror
njofra
fmhf8qg
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Are you telling me they leave the planes on all the time?<|eor|><|sor|>A parked plane makes no money. They want to have those babies flying 24/7 with a rotating flight crew and at-gate refueling/resupp...
58
programminghorror
1nc0rr3ct
fmhq37o
<|sols|><|sot|>Boeing. Making coding mistake since 1997.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l3olkzdzdxq41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf I think it would be good to restart them every so often anyway to ensure nothing breaks upon startup.l<|eor|><|sor|>Part of the reason it took so long for it to be noticed is theyre supposed to hav...
55
programminghorror
rashedmmm
j1ygqb
<|sols|><|sot|>Well that's interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/owm61ehh13q51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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glowingpunk
g72b889
<|sols|><|sot|>Well that's interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/owm61ehh13q51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you can (and maybe should) [sign your commits](https://git-scm.com/book/en/v2/Git-Tools-Signing-Your-Work).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
q0099
g729o8d
<|sols|><|sot|>Well that's interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/owm61ehh13q51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is illegal, I'm calling programming police now!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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posherspantspants
g72lwqp
<|sols|><|sot|>Well that's interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/owm61ehh13q51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you can (and maybe should) [sign your commits](https://git-scm.com/book/en/v2/Git-Tools-Signing-Your-Work).<|eor|><|sor|>I've been signing my commits for about 6 months and I've been trying to urge others to ...
360
programminghorror
vert3xo
g726hye
<|sols|><|sot|>Well that's interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/owm61ehh13q51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, is this a real thing?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
rashedmmm
g727814
<|sols|><|sot|>Well that's interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/owm61ehh13q51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, is this a real thing?<|eor|><|soopr|>Not really, maybe, it's classified!!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programminghorror
PiRat314
g73tzq2
<|sols|><|sot|>Well that's interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/owm61ehh13q51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For those thinking it's dangerous this is even possible, basic repo configuration mitigates this. If you block direct commits to develop and master, and require pull requests to merge, it isn't possible to rewrite hist...
90
programminghorror
glowingpunk
g72txgt
<|sols|><|sot|>Well that's interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/owm61ehh13q51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you can (and maybe should) [sign your commits](https://git-scm.com/book/en/v2/Git-Tools-Signing-Your-Work).<|eor|><|sor|>I've been signing my commits for about 6 months and I've been trying to urge others to ...
88
programminghorror
Treyzania
g72z5xe
<|sols|><|sot|>Well that's interesting<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/owm61ehh13q51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you can (and maybe should) [sign your commits](https://git-scm.com/book/en/v2/Git-Tools-Signing-Your-Work).<|eor|><|sor|>I've been signing my commits for about 6 months and I've been trying to urge others to ...
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