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ProgrammerDadJokes | apppelll | i6x6ncq | <|soss|><|sot|>a man in the street finds a dying person:<|eot|><|sost|>"Is there a doctor nearby?"
another person walks by: "I am a doctor of informatics."
"He is going to die!"
"But the Halting Problem is undecidable!"<|eost|><|sor|>He calls to the local deputy, but they look confused. A salesman also passes by ... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | snl6l6 | <|soss|><|sot|>what does a Python do when he can't byte well?<|eot|><|sost|>he goes to see an indentist<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | hw4969k | <|soss|><|sot|>what does a Python do when he can't byte well?<|eot|><|sost|>he goes to see an indentist<|eost|><|sor|> import bytes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | marcus-luck | hw495nl | <|soss|><|sot|>what does a Python do when he can't byte well?<|eot|><|sost|>he goes to see an indentist<|eost|><|sor|>It happens so often he got a running tab<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | qp6irf | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does a newbie Linux nerd read Kamasutra?<|eot|><|sost|>He was told to RTFM.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | gsr3bb | <|soss|><|sot|>frozen hell<|eot|><|sost|> /* an infinite loop means the program is frozen */
#define FROZEN while(1)
/* in hell, there are demons with pitchforks */
#define HELL fork();
FROZEN HELL<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | fs8ffth | <|soss|><|sot|>frozen hell<|eot|><|sost|> /* an infinite loop means the program is frozen */
#define FROZEN while(1)
/* in hell, there are demons with pitchforks */
#define HELL fork();
FROZEN HELL<|eost|><|sor|>Ah, ye old fork bomb.
Note that fork() is not part of the base C language, and requ... | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | fs8hthz | <|soss|><|sot|>frozen hell<|eot|><|sost|> /* an infinite loop means the program is frozen */
#define FROZEN while(1)
/* in hell, there are demons with pitchforks */
#define HELL fork();
FROZEN HELL<|eost|><|sor|>Ah, ye old fork bomb.
Note that fork() is not part of the base C language, and requ... | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rcblob | fs8j533 | <|soss|><|sot|>frozen hell<|eot|><|sost|> /* an infinite loop means the program is frozen */
#define FROZEN while(1)
/* in hell, there are demons with pitchforks */
#define HELL fork();
FROZEN HELL<|eost|><|sor|>Oh nice! My WiFi SSID<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lukaseder | gaw49a | <|soss|><|sot|>A join and an anti join walked into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>After a big explosion, all tables were dropped.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dawsonju | fp2b1vs | <|soss|><|sot|>A join and an anti join walked into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>After a big explosion, all tables were dropped.<|eost|><|sor|>So they said "Let's blow this join(t)"?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | factorone33 | fp3330g | <|soss|><|sot|>A join and an anti join walked into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>After a big explosion, all tables were dropped.<|eost|><|sor|>This whole transaction feels very truncated.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RomanRiesen | fp2o9bx | <|soss|><|sot|>A join and an anti join walked into a bar<|eot|><|sost|>After a big explosion, all tables were dropped.<|eost|><|sor|>A fermidable joke! It's one of the most paulished jokes I've read on here.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Jogge_ | 9wr6vq | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer yell at the golf course?<|eot|><|sost|>LOOP<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EstebanZD | e9moppi | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer yell at the golf course?<|eot|><|sost|>LOOP<|eost|><|sor|>BRTHER<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mbremyk | e9n7rcs | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer yell at the golf course?<|eot|><|sost|>LOOP<|eost|><|sor|> Is this a golf joke or a programming joke ?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | e9msphu | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer yell at the golf course?<|eot|><|sost|>LOOP<|eost|><|sor|>I was expecting "3".<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | e9nca41 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer yell at the golf course?<|eot|><|sost|>LOOP<|eost|><|sor|>eh?
What is loop in golf parlance??<|eor|><|sor|>I think it's "for loop" since "fore" is the golf warning shout.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nomnommish | e9nbs8b | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer yell at the golf course?<|eot|><|sost|>LOOP<|eost|><|sor|>eh?
What is loop in golf parlance??<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Faunt_ | e9mvv6q | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer yell at the golf course?<|eot|><|sost|>LOOP<|eost|><|sor|>I was expecting "3".<|eor|><|sor|>Not hole 17?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RomanRiesen | e9n3tcm | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer yell at the golf course?<|eot|><|sost|>LOOP<|eost|><|sor|> Is this a golf joke or a programming joke ?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jdauriemma | e9ng3va | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer yell at the golf course?<|eot|><|sost|>LOOP<|eost|><|sor|>Actually the programmer yelled
> I USE VIM<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nomnommish | e9nfjrl | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer yell at the golf course?<|eot|><|sost|>LOOP<|eost|><|sor|>eh?
What is loop in golf parlance??<|eor|><|sor|>I think it's "for loop" since "fore" is the golf warning shout.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh man, so it was supposed to be a fore loop?
I take exception to that!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endofte... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | puneet9995 | 13ph1ps | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the most used language in programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Profanity <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | archbish99 | jla5th3 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the most used language in programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Profanity <|eost|><|sor|>Im for a second I didnt realize this was the humor sub and was gonna say C.<|eor|><|sor|>"They're the same picture."<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fr3nch13702 | jl9lxce | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the most used language in programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Profanity <|eost|><|sor|>Im for a second I didnt realize this was the humor sub and was gonna say C.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sfled | jlbi2p9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the most used language in programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Profanity <|eost|><|sor|>Nah, Profanity is for noobs and posers. I use Obscenity++.
^^Let ^^the ^^Holy ^^Wars ^^begin!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rainmaker526 | jlbh83h | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the most used language in programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Profanity <|eost|><|sor|>Im for a second I didnt realize this was the humor sub and was gonna say C.<|eor|><|sor|>Potato potato<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | scunliffe | jlcrf67 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the most used language in programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Profanity <|eost|><|sor|>Seems like all the other programmers code I see are using WTF++<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Intelligent-Ad-2318 | jlb3dg8 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the most used language in programming?<|eot|><|sost|>Profanity <|eost|><|sor|>Or Hindi<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | 10k7xvw | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't think storing passwords in a plaintext file, protected only by permissions, is safe.<|eot|><|sost|>I think it's sudo-science.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | brainwater314 | j5p102c | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't think storing passwords in a plaintext file, protected only by permissions, is safe.<|eot|><|sost|>I think it's sudo-science.<|eost|><|sor|>I was expecting a bad dad joke, but it's quality became apparent.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | eine_gottheit | j5rh4r1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't think storing passwords in a plaintext file, protected only by permissions, is safe.<|eot|><|sost|>I think it's sudo-science.<|eost|><|sor|>I write mine on paper.
Trees hate me.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroCatt | j5oymq8 | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't think storing passwords in a plaintext file, protected only by permissions, is safe.<|eot|><|sost|>I think it's sudo-science.<|eost|><|sor|>sudo open sesame<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | j5rjk4g | <|soss|><|sot|>I don't think storing passwords in a plaintext file, protected only by permissions, is safe.<|eot|><|sost|>I think it's sudo-science.<|eost|><|sor|>I write mine on paper.
Trees hate me.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, the good old sticky note on the monitor bezel maneuver.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | xdzo6b | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a UDP joke, but...<|eot|><|sost|>...oh, you got it [already](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/search/?q=udp%20joke&restrict_sr=1&sr_nsfw=&include_over_18=1)?<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | is-joke-or-is | ioeqvls | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a UDP joke, but...<|eot|><|sost|>...oh, you got it [already](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/search/?q=udp%20joke&restrict_sr=1&sr_nsfw=&include_over_18=1)?<|eost|><|sor|>I don't think you care if I got it or not.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bluppiemcblupface | ioefd2p | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a UDP joke, but...<|eot|><|sost|>...oh, you got it [already](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/search/?q=udp%20joke&restrict_sr=1&sr_nsfw=&include_over_18=1)?<|eost|><|sor|>What a twist<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | iof5zym | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a UDP joke, but...<|eot|><|sost|>...oh, you got it [already](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/search/?q=udp%20joke&restrict_sr=1&sr_nsfw=&include_over_18=1)?<|eost|><|sor|>I'm missing the punchline.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Successful_Rice7988 | ioffuu7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a UDP joke, but...<|eot|><|sost|>...oh, you got it [already](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/search/?q=udp%20joke&restrict_sr=1&sr_nsfw=&include_over_18=1)?<|eost|><|sor|>I'm missing the punchline.<|eor|><|sor|>Smae<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kickypie | xb2g0v | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock. Who's there?<|eot|><|sost|>Broken state machine. Broken state machine, who? Knock knock.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 512rt | inxbkkw | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock. Who's there?<|eot|><|sost|>Broken state machine. Broken state machine, who? Knock knock.<|eost|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GatuGamer | inxd0ty | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock. Who's there?<|eot|><|sost|>Broken state machine. Broken state machine, who? Knock knock.<|eost|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|sor|>Broken state machine<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 512rt | inxeic9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock. Who's there?<|eot|><|sost|>Broken state machine. Broken state machine, who? Knock knock.<|eost|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|sor|>Broken state machine<|eor|><|sor|>Broken state machine, who?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 512rt | inxkvn4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock. Who's there?<|eot|><|sost|>Broken state machine. Broken state machine, who? Knock knock.<|eost|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|sor|>Broken state machine<|eor|><|sor|>Broken state machine, who?<|eor|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GatuGamer | inxkz66 | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock. Who's there?<|eot|><|sost|>Broken state machine. Broken state machine, who? Knock knock.<|eost|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|sor|>Broken state machine<|eor|><|sor|>Broken state machine, who?<|eor|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|sor|>Knock machine<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cr125rider | inxirrl | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock. Who's there?<|eot|><|sost|>Broken state machine. Broken state machine, who? Knock knock.<|eost|><|sor|>Async state machine like:<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GatuGamer | inxk1d2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Knock knock. Who's there?<|eot|><|sost|>Broken state machine. Broken state machine, who? Knock knock.<|eost|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|sor|>Broken state machine<|eor|><|sor|>Broken state machine, who?<|eor|><|sor|>Who's there?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | s4281e | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say when you reopen Matlab after it crashes?<|eot|><|sost|>The Matrix Reloaded.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sohang-3112 | hsqrvwt | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say when you reopen Matlab after it crashes?<|eot|><|sost|>The Matrix Reloaded.<|eost|><|sor|>Good one! <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ql0b5j | <|soss|><|sot|>"What's the easiest way to parse a domain specific language?"<|eot|><|sost|>"Use LISP."
"What'th the eathietht way to parthe a domain thpethific language?"
​
(Apologies to people with speech impediments)
(A riff on Tim Vine style joke)<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RomanRiesen | hizrwu5 | <|soss|><|sot|>"What's the easiest way to parse a domain specific language?"<|eot|><|sost|>"Use LISP."
"What'th the eathietht way to parthe a domain thpethific language?"
​
(Apologies to people with speech impediments)
(A riff on Tim Vine style joke)<|eost|><|sor|>I actually thought this was a legit question... | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | marcosdumay | hj1nbnm | <|soss|><|sot|>"What's the easiest way to parse a domain specific language?"<|eot|><|sost|>"Use LISP."
"What'th the eathietht way to parthe a domain thpethific language?"
​
(Apologies to people with speech impediments)
(A riff on Tim Vine style joke)<|eost|><|sor|>I actually thought this was a legit question... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | devhq | ij8ewz | <|soss|><|sot|>My children are constant noisemakers<|eot|><|sost|>I've tried to silence them, but they're immutable.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xyonofcalhoun | g3c674q | <|soss|><|sot|>My children are constant noisemakers<|eot|><|sost|>I've tried to silence them, but they're immutable.<|eost|><|sor|>Did they inherit from you?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | devhq | g3dddnc | <|soss|><|sot|>My children are constant noisemakers<|eot|><|sost|>I've tried to silence them, but they're immutable.<|eost|><|sor|>Did they inherit from you?<|eor|><|soopr|>No, theyre functional.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | centstwo | e6cxqt | <|soss|><|sot|>I made my memory cache bigger...<|eot|><|sost|>Now it's a buffer buffer.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | theonlyjohnny | f9pauxx | <|soss|><|sot|>I made my memory cache bigger...<|eot|><|sost|>Now it's a buffer buffer.<|eost|><|sor|>If youre storing buffers its a buffer buffer buffer<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dannypas00 | f9pwawp | <|soss|><|sot|>I made my memory cache bigger...<|eot|><|sost|>Now it's a buffer buffer.<|eost|><|sor|>If youre storing buffers its a buffer buffer buffer<|eor|><|sor|>This must be what they call a buffer overflow<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bonafidebob | f9pdurx | <|soss|><|sot|>I made my memory cache bigger...<|eot|><|sost|>Now it's a buffer buffer.<|eost|><|sor|>If youre storing buffers its a buffer buffer buffer<|eor|><|sor|> Now get a rag to polish the hardware...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vandelvan | a6tezx | <|sols|><|sot|>Gosh<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/a6qw9r/the_first_computer_dates_back_to_adam_and_eve/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WakeskaterX | eby2r44 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gosh<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/a6qw9r/the_first_computer_dates_back_to_adam_and_eve/<|eol|><|sor|>Is that a version of shell written in go?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DankMemesOW | 6yuy7z | <|soss|><|sot|>I wouldn't use HLSL if I were you<|eot|><|sost|>It's a pretty shady language. <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | majorgnuisance | dnbfmc8 | <|soss|><|sot|>I wouldn't use HLSL if I were you<|eot|><|sost|>It's a pretty shady language. <|eost|><|sor|>At least try to find a *Generally Less Shady Language* first.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ikkentim | 5etu45 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn IEEEt<|eot|><|sol|>http://imgur.com/3FDtici<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | picuber | daf7e1m | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn IEEEt<|eot|><|sol|>http://imgur.com/3FDtici<|eol|><|sor|>I can't see sharp, do you have a higher resolution picture?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroCatt | zjv1sg | <|soss|><|sot|>I stubbed my toe today and my son mocked me<|eot|><|sost|>He was really testing my limits<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | izwqqlp | <|soss|><|sot|>I stubbed my toe today and my son mocked me<|eot|><|sost|>He was really testing my limits<|eost|><|sor|>Time to kill a child process.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BoiledEggs888 | izwkjjx | <|soss|><|sot|>I stubbed my toe today and my son mocked me<|eot|><|sost|>He was really testing my limits<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Is a testing joke... I think it's in the right place<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programminghorror | Jackplox | n5x72a | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14,478 |
programminghorror | danfay222 | gx4c14w | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I helped teach an intro CS course, and I would occasionally encounter a solution which was so mind-bogglingly out of the box that it failed most of the rubric, yet seemed to wor... | 1,952 |
programminghorror | Elubious | gx4h3pv | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I helped teach an intro CS course, and I would occasionally encounter a solution which was so mind-bogglingly out of the box that it failed most of the rubric, yet seemed to wor... | 962 |
programminghorror | Jackplox | gx46k87 | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Alright guys, so basically im not sure why hes so shook but probably bc my code is always scuffed. Heres my code: https://pastebin.com/wBSn17We
So the assignment was to count... | 675 |
programminghorror | Jezoreczek | gx4helf | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I helped teach an intro CS course, and I would occasionally encounter a solution which was so mind-bogglingly out of the box that it failed most of the rubric, yet seemed to wor... | 574 |
programminghorror | masterpi | gx4aa83 | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Alright guys, so basically im not sure why hes so shook but probably bc my code is always scuffed. Heres my code: https://pastebin.com/wBSn17We
So the assignment was to count... | 564 |
programminghorror | penny-hurl | gx4nagx | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I helped teach an intro CS course, and I would occasionally encounter a solution which was so mind-bogglingly out of the box that it failed most of the rubric, yet seemed to wor... | 470 |
programminghorror | danfay222 | gx4i3c0 | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I helped teach an intro CS course, and I would occasionally encounter a solution which was so mind-bogglingly out of the box that it failed most of the rubric, yet seemed to wor... | 399 |
programminghorror | Jackplox | gx4ad2u | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Alright guys, so basically im not sure why hes so shook but probably bc my code is always scuffed. Heres my code: https://pastebin.com/wBSn17We
So the assignment was to count... | 303 |
programminghorror | Elubious | gx4mhqz | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I helped teach an intro CS course, and I would occasionally encounter a solution which was so mind-bogglingly out of the box that it failed most of the rubric, yet seemed to wor... | 282 |
programminghorror | aceluby | gx4z5g8 | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I helped teach an intro CS course, and I would occasionally encounter a solution which was so mind-bogglingly out of the box that it failed most of the rubric, yet seemed to wor... | 165 |
programminghorror | Direwolf202 | gx4l9nj | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I helped teach an intro CS course, and I would occasionally encounter a solution which was so mind-bogglingly out of the box that it failed most of the rubric, yet seemed to wor... | 151 |
programminghorror | null_reference_user | gx3y2fd | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Blackboard?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programminghorror | staletic | gx4foce | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, the code is mostly fine, but it can be improved, beyond the variable names:
1. Avoid `using namespace std;` It's a bad habit to pollute the global namespace.
2. Line 12: Yo... | 100 |
programminghorror | masterpi | gx4ahs2 | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Alright guys, so basically im not sure why hes so shook but probably bc my code is always scuffed. Heres my code: https://pastebin.com/wBSn17We
So the assignment was to count... | 93 |
programminghorror | curtmack | gx4an22 | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Alright guys, so basically im not sure why hes so shook but probably bc my code is always scuffed. Heres my code: https://pastebin.com/wBSn17We
So the assignment was to count... | 88 |
programminghorror | HeySeussCristo | gx4atpw | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Alright guys, so basically im not sure why hes so shook but probably bc my code is always scuffed. Heres my code: https://pastebin.com/wBSn17We
So the assignment was to count... | 78 |
programminghorror | NostraDavid | gx4ofpa | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Blackboard?<|eor|><|sor|>Looks like it. Why is all software used by schools that teach programming so shitty?
I remember freaking out because I tried to post a paper at 11:50 (... | 75 |
programminghorror | Jackplox | gx4fxvk | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, the code is mostly fine, but it can be improved, beyond the variable names:
1. Avoid `using namespace std;` It's a bad habit to pollute the global namespace.
2. Line 12: Yo... | 75 |
programminghorror | Wabbitts | gx4rw63 | <|sols|><|sot|>My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ht23xiojwex61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I helped teach an intro CS course, and I would occasionally encounter a solution which was so mind-bogglingly out of the box that it failed most of the rubric, yet seemed to wor... | 68 |
programminghorror | Eyclonus | i9h9dw | <|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,352 |
programminghorror | Debbus72 | g1f3912 | <|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone knows that sorting by length is the best...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 481 |
programminghorror | cstheory | g1f4cnv | <|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone knows that sorting by length is the best...<|eor|><|sor|>February, April, June, November, September, August, December, January, July, March, May, October?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
programminghorror | elperroborrachotoo | g1f7cfe | <|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone knows that sorting by length is the best...<|eor|><|sor|>February, April, June, November, September, August, December, January, July, March, May, October?<|eor|><|sor|>No, you put the longest months first - it's ... | 245 |
programminghorror | DrMaxwellEdison | g1fejth | <|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone knows that sorting by length is the best...<|eor|><|sor|>February, April, June, November, September, August, December, January, July, March, May, October?<|eor|><|sor|>No, you put the longest months first - it's ... | 123 |
programminghorror | melance | g1fbx1f | <|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Someone who got tired of arguing about it with the middle manager.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programminghorror | Bajtix | g1ff5ol | <|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>In a government high school recruiting page you had a school chooser drop-down in which the names were sorted alphabetically. The only problem being that all of them had their numbers written before the name in the Roman... | 91 |
programminghorror | zachbs | g1g332y | <|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone knows that sorting by length is the best...<|eor|><|sor|>February, April, June, November, September, August, December, January, July, March, May, October?<|eor|><|sor|>No, you put the longest months first - it's ... | 64 |
programminghorror | darthbob88 | g1hqr4d | <|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>In a government high school recruiting page you had a school chooser drop-down in which the names were sorted alphabetically. The only problem being that all of them had their numbers written before the name in the Roman... | 39 |
programminghorror | Bajtix | g1k2jk1 | <|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>In a government high school recruiting page you had a school chooser drop-down in which the names were sorted alphabetically. The only problem being that all of them had their numbers written before the name in the Roman... | 37 |
programminghorror | laesseV | g1f5w2o | <|sols|><|sot|>List order matters...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g3isru0vmrg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe people who store them as plain text.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
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