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ProgrammerDadJokes | usernumber1337 | gqu94f0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why were the Flintstones bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>They only used one fred<|eost|><|sor|>Javascript would like to have a word with you.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I share this sentiment. Many find it fun to poop on Java, "haha Java slow," but I find it mostly blows the other bytecode compet... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CrazyMind-102 | bsi7sw | <|soss|><|sot|>For the german speaker: "Was testet man bei Softwate fr einen Sandwichstand?" ("What do you test in softwate for a sandwich Booth?")<|eot|><|sost|>"Ein W~~o~~urst-~~Ca~~Kse-Scenario." ("A sausage cheese scenario.")<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mpnordland | eonrorp | <|soss|><|sot|>For the german speaker: "Was testet man bei Softwate fr einen Sandwichstand?" ("What do you test in softwate for a sandwich Booth?")<|eot|><|sost|>"Ein W~~o~~urst-~~Ca~~Kse-Scenario." ("A sausage cheese scenario.")<|eost|><|sor|>And they said Germans couldn't pun.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 0x564A00 | eoof8s6 | <|soss|><|sot|>For the german speaker: "Was testet man bei Softwate fr einen Sandwichstand?" ("What do you test in softwate for a sandwich Booth?")<|eot|><|sost|>"Ein W~~o~~urst-~~Ca~~Kse-Scenario." ("A sausage cheese scenario.")<|eost|><|sor|>Brunnen fertig eer, well done, I mean.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | douchabag_dan | 880frf | <|soss|><|sot|>I started requiring glasses shortly after I started learning to code<|eot|><|sost|>Because I can't C# anymore<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | douchabag_dan | dwgy9ts | <|soss|><|sot|>I started requiring glasses shortly after I started learning to code<|eot|><|sost|>Because I can't C# anymore<|eost|><|sor|>Saw that punchline coming a mile away<|eor|><|sor|>Then I guess you can C#<|eor|><|soopr|>You might even say that he can C + +<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | douchabag_dan | dwgzssf | <|soss|><|sot|>I started requiring glasses shortly after I started learning to code<|eot|><|sost|>Because I can't C# anymore<|eost|><|sor|>Saw that punchline coming a mile away<|eor|><|sor|>Then I guess you can C#<|eor|><|soopr|>You might even say that he can C + +<|eoopr|><|sor|>You might even say that I can C<|eor|><... | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zenyl | dwh7mwj | <|soss|><|sot|>I started requiring glasses shortly after I started learning to code<|eot|><|sost|>Because I can't C# anymore<|eost|><|sor|>If you want to count the amount of times this joke has been told, youd have to use a long.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | battlemage64 | dwhfrux | <|soss|><|sot|>I started requiring glasses shortly after I started learning to code<|eot|><|sost|>Because I can't C# anymore<|eost|><|sor|>Saw that punchline coming a mile away<|eor|><|sor|>Then I guess you can C#<|eor|><|soopr|>You might even say that he can C + +<|eoopr|><|sor|>You might even say that I can C<|eor|><... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Onegodoneloveoneway | dwgws9k | <|soss|><|sot|>I started requiring glasses shortly after I started learning to code<|eot|><|sost|>Because I can't C# anymore<|eost|><|sor|>Because I wanted to C#. Works a little better imo. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ballistic-bitflip | dwiswhc | <|soss|><|sot|>I started requiring glasses shortly after I started learning to code<|eot|><|sost|>Because I can't C# anymore<|eost|><|sor|>Saw that punchline coming a mile away<|eor|><|sor|>Then I guess you can C#<|eor|><|soopr|>You might even say that he can C + +<|eoopr|><|sor|>You might even say that I can C<|eor|><... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | terrrp | dwid1vi | <|soss|><|sot|>I started requiring glasses shortly after I started learning to code<|eot|><|sost|>Because I can't C# anymore<|eost|><|sor|>If you want to count the amount of times this joke has been told, youd have to use a long.<|eor|><|sor|>Might want to use a long long in this case. <|eor|><|sor|>An external big num... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JesusIsMyZoloft | 13k15be | <|soss|><|sot|>I like my passwords like I like my potatoes<|eot|><|sost|>Hashed and salted<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JesusIsMyZoloft | jkii6n1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I like my passwords like I like my potatoes<|eot|><|sost|>Hashed and salted<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/fj7jj3/how\_does\_a\_programmer\_prepare\_corned\_beef/<|eor|><|soopr|>First of all, that programmer was preparing a different food. And secondly, if two users u... | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | driftking428 | jkivhbk | <|soss|><|sot|>I like my passwords like I like my potatoes<|eot|><|sost|>Hashed and salted<|eost|><|sor|>Best one I've seen in a while. Good job.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | jki8m96 | <|soss|><|sot|>I like my passwords like I like my potatoes<|eot|><|sost|>Hashed and salted<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/fj7jj3/how\_does\_a\_programmer\_prepare\_corned\_beef/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | jkipkp6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I like my passwords like I like my potatoes<|eot|><|sost|>Hashed and salted<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/fj7jj3/how\_does\_a\_programmer\_prepare\_corned\_beef/<|eor|><|soopr|>First of all, that programmer was preparing a different food. And secondly, if two users u... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | is-joke-or-is | v3z74o | <|soss|><|sot|>I work with a developer who was born with no left arm.<|eot|><|sost|>His code is all right.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wiscwisc | ib1qr5w | <|soss|><|sot|>I work with a developer who was born with no left arm.<|eot|><|sost|>His code is all right.<|eost|><|sor|>If they don't want to write code anymore they can always join the ARM architecture family<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ib207b5 | <|soss|><|sot|>I work with a developer who was born with no left arm.<|eot|><|sost|>His code is all right.<|eost|><|sor|>I wasnt sure if I could align myself with this jokes material at first, but upon reflection, its clearly justified.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MrcarrotKSP | ib2t7l6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I work with a developer who was born with no left arm.<|eot|><|sost|>His code is all right.<|eost|><|sor|>If they don't want to write code anymore they can always join the ARM architecture family<|eor|><|sor|>I hear they can always use a hand over there.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wiscwisc | ib2tkf7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I work with a developer who was born with no left arm.<|eot|><|sost|>His code is all right.<|eost|><|sor|>If they don't want to write code anymore they can always join the ARM architecture family<|eor|><|sor|>I hear they can always use a hand over there.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd go out on a limb and say that's f... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | sl65mf | <|soss|><|sot|>My buggy implementation of unicode encoding randomly doubles the size of some characters.<|eot|><|sost|>Double U TF.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vazark | hvpct2r | <|soss|><|sot|>My buggy implementation of unicode encoding randomly doubles the size of some characters.<|eot|><|sost|>Double U TF.<|eost|><|sor|>r/angryupvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | rczw3q | <|soss|><|sot|>I created a gender neutral operating system.<|eot|><|sost|>To learn about it, just read the `they` pages.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | weaver_of_cloth | hnzc238 | <|soss|><|sot|>I created a gender neutral operating system.<|eot|><|sost|>To learn about it, just read the `they` pages.<|eost|><|sor|>Used by non-binary admins as opposed to cis-admins, right?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | metaconcept | hny7unz | <|soss|><|sot|>I created a gender neutral operating system.<|eot|><|sost|>To learn about it, just read the `they` pages.<|eost|><|sor|> $ apropos man | wc -l
323
$ apropos woman
woman: nothing appropriate.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | v0idf1sh | hnzh4pb | <|soss|><|sot|>I created a gender neutral operating system.<|eot|><|sost|>To learn about it, just read the `they` pages.<|eost|><|sor|>Used by non-binary admins as opposed to cis-admins, right?<|eor|><|sor|>I had to come back to this and upvote it after I said it out loud haha<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | octalgon | ihk3ay | <|soss|><|sot|>When god first started experimenting with wild dogs, they were really knowledgeable. Why?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using
Wolfram alpha<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reggie-drax | g314tlg | <|soss|><|sot|>When god first started experimenting with wild dogs, they were really knowledgeable. Why?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using
Wolfram alpha<|eost|><|sor|>*beats head against desk, increasing in frequency and violence*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Flyberius | g315tgd | <|soss|><|sot|>When god first started experimenting with wild dogs, they were really knowledgeable. Why?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using
Wolfram alpha<|eost|><|sor|>I mean, is the punchline that there is the word wolf and ram and alpha which are either dog or computer related?
Holy shit, that is a life draining da... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DarkNeutron | g323rge | <|soss|><|sot|>When god first started experimenting with wild dogs, they were really knowledgeable. Why?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using
Wolfram alpha<|eost|><|sor|>I mean, is the punchline that there is the word wolf and ram and alpha which are either dog or computer related?
Holy shit, that is a life draining da... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xe3to | igimj4 | <|soss|><|sot|>"How did you hack into the CDC database of notifiable foodborne illnesses?"<|eot|><|sost|>Easy, I just had to compile-a-backdoor.
>!campylobacter. i'm so sorry, this is the worst pun i've ever come up with.!<<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thatlookslikemydog | g2u8zpl | <|soss|><|sot|>"How did you hack into the CDC database of notifiable foodborne illnesses?"<|eot|><|sost|>Easy, I just had to compile-a-backdoor.
>!campylobacter. i'm so sorry, this is the worst pun i've ever come up with.!<<|eost|><|sor|>In the Venn diagram of people who follow this sub, and people who get the punchli... | 69 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xe3to | g2uwdhy | <|soss|><|sot|>"How did you hack into the CDC database of notifiable foodborne illnesses?"<|eot|><|sost|>Easy, I just had to compile-a-backdoor.
>!campylobacter. i'm so sorry, this is the worst pun i've ever come up with.!<<|eost|><|sor|>In the Venn diagram of people who follow this sub, and people who get the punchli... | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xe3to | g2usi6p | <|soss|><|sot|>"How did you hack into the CDC database of notifiable foodborne illnesses?"<|eot|><|sost|>Easy, I just had to compile-a-backdoor.
>!campylobacter. i'm so sorry, this is the worst pun i've ever come up with.!<<|eost|><|sor|>I know exactly one person who might get this without the spoiler tag lol<|eor|><|... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xe3to | g2uwarv | <|soss|><|sot|>"How did you hack into the CDC database of notifiable foodborne illnesses?"<|eot|><|sost|>Easy, I just had to compile-a-backdoor.
>!campylobacter. i'm so sorry, this is the worst pun i've ever come up with.!<<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>lmao you're welcome, just came to me out of the blue tod... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | 1250eky | <|soss|><|sot|>two Assembler programmers meet<|eot|><|sost|>Two Assembler programmes meet. One of them says:
xchg ax,bx
The other one replies:
xchg cx,dx
Then the first programmer goes home, he meets another programmer friend, who asks him: "Have you met Pete today?"
"Yep, we exchanged a few wo... | 134 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Stunning-Ask5916 | je2mxdi | <|soss|><|sot|>two Assembler programmers meet<|eot|><|sost|>Two Assembler programmes meet. One of them says:
xchg ax,bx
The other one replies:
xchg cx,dx
Then the first programmer goes home, he meets another programmer friend, who asks him: "Have you met Pete today?"
"Yep, we exchanged a few wo... | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hexbatch | je37wv1 | <|soss|><|sot|>two Assembler programmers meet<|eot|><|sost|>Two Assembler programmes meet. One of them says:
xchg ax,bx
The other one replies:
xchg cx,dx
Then the first programmer goes home, he meets another programmer friend, who asks him: "Have you met Pete today?"
"Yep, we exchanged a few wo... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | splettnet | xd99jl | <|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | iobpdvx | <|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|sor|>Hmmm, Ill have to check it out.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Empole | iobr3da | <|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|sor|>Guess I gotta fetch a ticket<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | iobs7he | <|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|sor|>You don't have to be so pushy<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | splettnet | iobt8vw | <|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|sor|>Hmmm, Ill have to check it out.<|eor|><|soopr|>I just hope it's not a clone of last year's<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | splettnet | iobtay7 | <|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|sor|>You don't have to be so pushy<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm just trying to broaden horizons. Not my fault if you're unwilling to branch out<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | less_yet_more | ioc3i8a | <|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|sor|>Who's handling the PR for this?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | splettnet | iobs8ji | <|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|sor|>Guess I gotta fetch a ticket<|eor|><|soopr|>I actually am going. If you get a ticket look for me, I'll be the introverted nerdy looking one with a macbook<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | iobynd2 | <|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|sor|>You don't have to be so pushy<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm just trying to broaden horizons. Not my fault if you're unwilling to branch out<|eoopr|><|sor|>Well don't blame me for it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | less_yet_more | ioc4876 | <|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|sor|>Guess I gotta fetch a ticket<|eor|><|sor|>Need a copilot?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | sbjviw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do computer scientists make bad arborists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they always plant their trees upside down.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | weaver_of_cloth | hu0wjwb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do computer scientists make bad arborists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they always plant their trees upside down.<|eost|><|sor|>As a computer scientist married to an arborist, I approve this message.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | weaver_of_cloth | hu0wm45 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do computer scientists make bad arborists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they always plant their trees upside down.<|eost|><|sor|>As a computer scientist married to an arborist, I approve this message.<|eor|><|sor|>and our kid will love it!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BrainPicker3 | hu1jeb8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do computer scientists make bad arborists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they always plant their trees upside down.<|eost|><|sor|>They use randomized seeds?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xiipaoc | hu2gbbw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do computer scientists make bad arborists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they always plant their trees upside down.<|eost|><|sor|>Hah, no. It's *nature* that plants trees upside-down. Computer scientists do it the right way.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | hu278kc | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do computer scientists make bad arborists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they always plant their trees upside down.<|eost|><|sor|>Because they worry too much about the time and space complexity and of their pruning algorithms.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TabCompletion | qgki96 | <|soss|><|sot|>I had a joke about programming<|eot|><|sost|>But it only works on my computer<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DontForgetWilson | hi70lr8 | <|soss|><|sot|>I had a joke about programming<|eot|><|sost|>But it only works on my computer<|eost|><|sor|>I like this formulation more than the title only one.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CryptoReaper5 | hi6ujmd | <|soss|><|sot|>I had a joke about programming<|eot|><|sost|>But it only works on my computer<|eost|><|sor|>Docker that machine & send it so we all can get it
docker run joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hi72cb0 | <|soss|><|sot|>I had a joke about programming<|eot|><|sost|>But it only works on my computer<|eost|><|sor|>I like this formulation more than the title only one.<|eor|><|sor|>The title only one is two jokes, though. One is the joke itself. Then there's the visual joke of the "punchline" not being there because of the af... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DontForgetWilson | hi7cyvp | <|soss|><|sot|>I had a joke about programming<|eot|><|sost|>But it only works on my computer<|eost|><|sor|>I like this formulation more than the title only one.<|eor|><|sor|>The title only one is two jokes, though. One is the joke itself. Then there's the visual joke of the "punchline" not being there because of the af... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dontquestionmyaction | hi7s92x | <|soss|><|sot|>I had a joke about programming<|eot|><|sost|>But it only works on my computer<|eost|><|sor|>Pull a dd image and we'll just put that into prod.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KingJellyfishII | pfso9d | <|soss|><|sot|>Terminal Velocity (noun)<|eot|><|sost|>the speed at which a command outputs lines to stdout.
"`yes` has a very high terminal velocity, whereas `pacman`'s is lower"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | hb6l5z8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Terminal Velocity (noun)<|eot|><|sost|>the speed at which a command outputs lines to stdout.
"`yes` has a very high terminal velocity, whereas `pacman`'s is lower"<|eost|><|sor|>Remember the extremely low terminal velocity of Windows XP's cmd.exe, anyone?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 6b86b3ac03c167320d93 | hba2xbv | <|soss|><|sot|>Terminal Velocity (noun)<|eot|><|sost|>the speed at which a command outputs lines to stdout.
"`yes` has a very high terminal velocity, whereas `pacman`'s is lower"<|eost|><|sor|>Remember the extremely low terminal velocity of Windows XP's cmd.exe, anyone?<|eor|><|sor|>cmd is not a terminal, it's a shell... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | pd3zpc | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know it's possible to write the factorial function in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>fn fact<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | theangeryemacsshibe | hao5b0k | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know it's possible to write the factorial function in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>fn fact<|eost|><|sor|>Unlike OCaml or SML, no fun is allowed in Rust.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NinjaFish63 | hapkdtd | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know it's possible to write the factorial function in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>fn fact<|eost|><|sor|>Pretty easy, too. Here's a quick version that handles values up to the limits of i32.
fn fact(n: i32) -> i32 {
match n {
n if n<0 => panic!("Invalid input {}, factorial functio... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drewsiferr | hangwgt | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know it's possible to write the factorial function in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>fn fact<|eost|><|sor|>Nice<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NinjaFish63 | haprc07 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know it's possible to write the factorial function in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>fn fact<|eost|><|sor|>Pretty easy, too. Here's a quick version that handles values up to the limits of i32.
fn fact(n: i32) -> i32 {
match n {
n if n<0 => panic!("Invalid input {}, factorial functio... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | hapl2fq | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know it's possible to write the factorial function in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>fn fact<|eost|><|sor|>Pretty easy, too. Here's a quick version that handles values up to the limits of i32.
fn fact(n: i32) -> i32 {
match n {
n if n<0 => panic!("Invalid input {}, factorial functio... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | haptpcj | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know it's possible to write the factorial function in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>fn fact<|eost|><|sor|>Pretty easy, too. Here's a quick version that handles values up to the limits of i32.
fn fact(n: i32) -> i32 {
match n {
n if n<0 => panic!("Invalid input {}, factorial functio... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | haph9tk | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know it's possible to write the factorial function in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>fn fact<|eost|><|sor|>Pretty easy, too. Here's a quick version that handles values up to the limits of i32.
fn fact(n: i32) -> i32 {
match n {
n if n<0 => panic!("Invalid input {}, factorial functio... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | oez8sb | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a motherboard design engineer say when the deadline is near but a high-speed signal problem caught them in surprise and the CPU is not working?<|eot|><|sost|>"Oh DDR!"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Firedan1176 | h4b5ocz | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a motherboard design engineer say when the deadline is near but a high-speed signal problem caught them in surprise and the CPU is not working?<|eot|><|sost|>"Oh DDR!"<|eost|><|sor|>I just love how astronomically specific this was lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Grandmaster_Caladrel | h4btty0 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a motherboard design engineer say when the deadline is near but a high-speed signal problem caught them in surprise and the CPU is not working?<|eot|><|sost|>"Oh DDR!"<|eost|><|sor|>I just love how astronomically specific this was lol<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed. Those are some of the best ones sometim... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | camelopardalisx | goue8u | <|sols|><|sot|>Do you know where I store all my dad jokes?<|eot|><|sol|>/r/dadjokes/comments/gokrnf/do_you_know_where_i_store_all_my_dad_jokes/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | on2fl | friwj0t | <|sols|><|sot|>Do you know where I store all my dad jokes?<|eot|><|sol|>/r/dadjokes/comments/gokrnf/do_you_know_where_i_store_all_my_dad_jokes/<|eol|><|sor|>I cache mine for the quickness.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | XmairGaming | dcq4r0 | <|soss|><|sot|>I just discovered the overwhelming power of classes.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess we can say they're damn (O)OP.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Jamulan | f2aftgq | <|soss|><|sot|>I just discovered the overwhelming power of classes.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess we can say they're damn (O)OP.<|eost|><|sor|>One might say they have an efficiency of O(op)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JustinHuPrime | f2bx8sw | <|soss|><|sot|>I just discovered the overwhelming power of classes.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess we can say they're damn (O)OP.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>OO FP is also a thing.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CoruscareGames | f2dju3a | <|soss|><|sot|>I just discovered the overwhelming power of classes.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess we can say they're damn (O)OP.<|eost|><|sor|>And I OOP-<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jaichim_carridin | f2drnl1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I just discovered the overwhelming power of classes.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess we can say they're damn (O)OP.<|eost|><|sor|>What<|eor|><|sor|>Object-oriented programming, I think?<|eor|><|sor|>But what is the pun?<|eor|><|sor|>OP can mean overpowered, especially in video games<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CrispyBacon1999 | 55tw12 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you get rid of a ghost?<|eot|><|sost|>With an XORcism.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Halvo317 | d8egm8t | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you get rid of a ghost?<|eot|><|sost|>With an XORcism.<|eost|><|sor|>"What's the only logical way to get rid of a demonic possession?"
FTFY<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | name_censored_ | d8ercjb | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you get rid of a ghost?<|eot|><|sost|>With an XORcism.<|eost|><|sor|>"What's the only logical way to get rid of a demonic possession?"
FTFY<|eor|><|sor|>> "What's the only logical way to get rid of a ~~demonic~~ daemonic possession?"
FTFY<|eor|><|sor|>> > "What's the only logical way to get rid... | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ShareDVI | d8e3bon | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you get rid of a ghost?<|eot|><|sost|>With an XORcism.<|eost|><|sor|>*Ghost of George Boole<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nsagan271 | wyu9gu | <|soss|><|sot|>A musician was reading sheet music generated by an NVIDIA GPU. What did they see towards the end of the piece?<|eot|><|sost|>D.S. al CUDA<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EwgB | ilzaj17 | <|soss|><|sot|>A musician was reading sheet music generated by an NVIDIA GPU. What did they see towards the end of the piece?<|eot|><|sost|>D.S. al CUDA<|eost|><|sor|>Oh, wow, very niche, for a specific overlap of two interests only. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Beneficial_Arm_2100 | im05f17 | <|soss|><|sot|>A musician was reading sheet music generated by an NVIDIA GPU. What did they see towards the end of the piece?<|eot|><|sost|>D.S. al CUDA<|eost|><|sor|>Oh, wow, very niche, for a specific overlap of two interests only. <|eor|><|sor|>I was thinking myself that there's a very small group of people who will... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DeChickenmaster | im0flx8 | <|soss|><|sot|>A musician was reading sheet music generated by an NVIDIA GPU. What did they see towards the end of the piece?<|eot|><|sost|>D.S. al CUDA<|eost|><|sor|>As a musician coder specifically into ai, I approve. I doubt literally any other interest set would get it tho <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | im0inr7 | <|soss|><|sot|>A musician was reading sheet music generated by an NVIDIA GPU. What did they see towards the end of the piece?<|eot|><|sost|>D.S. al CUDA<|eost|><|sor|>Love this one! Pretty narrow audience, but really good.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | wwavpq | <|soss|><|sot|>When did the Jedi start using 64 bit integers?<|eot|><|sost|>A `long long` time ago.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Zexee24 | illvd1i | <|soss|><|sot|>When did the Jedi start using 64 bit integers?<|eot|><|sost|>A `long long` time ago.<|eost|><|sor|>obligatory "long long isn't guaranteed to be 64 bit, or even to be longer than long, ironically"<|eor|><|sor|>But a guaranteed 64 bit would be an absolute. And only the sith deal in absolutes.<|eor|><|eoss|... | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LeeHide | ill1b55 | <|soss|><|sot|>When did the Jedi start using 64 bit integers?<|eot|><|sost|>A `long long` time ago.<|eost|><|sor|>obligatory "long long isn't guaranteed to be 64 bit, or even to be longer than long, ironically"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | uglcf4 | <|soss|><|sot|>How to cryptozoologists log in to their account?<|eot|><|sost|>With a cryptid.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DeathMetalPanties | i70tkob | <|soss|><|sot|>How to cryptozoologists log in to their account?<|eot|><|sost|>With a cryptid.<|eost|><|sor|>Someone's been playing Disco Elysium<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | ug0ubm | <|soss|><|sot|>a man in the street finds a dying person:<|eot|><|sost|>"Is there a doctor nearby?"
another person walks by: "I am a doctor of informatics."
"He is going to die!"
"But the Halting Problem is undecidable!"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bahweepgranah | i6wv8c3 | <|soss|><|sot|>a man in the street finds a dying person:<|eot|><|sost|>"Is there a doctor nearby?"
another person walks by: "I am a doctor of informatics."
"He is going to die!"
"But the Halting Problem is undecidable!"<|eost|><|sor|>He calls to the local deputy, but they look confused. A salesman also passes by ... | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cbrt74088 | i6ymavb | <|soss|><|sot|>a man in the street finds a dying person:<|eot|><|sost|>"Is there a doctor nearby?"
another person walks by: "I am a doctor of informatics."
"He is going to die!"
"But the Halting Problem is undecidable!"<|eost|><|sor|>He calls to the local deputy, but they look confused. A salesman also passes by ... | 28 |
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