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ProgrammerDadJokes
usernumber1337
gqu94f0
<|soss|><|sot|>Why were the Flintstones bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>They only used one fred<|eost|><|sor|>Javascript would like to have a word with you.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I share this sentiment. Many find it fun to poop on Java, "haha Java slow," but I find it mostly blows the other bytecode compet...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
CrazyMind-102
bsi7sw
<|soss|><|sot|>For the german speaker: "Was testet man bei Softwate fr einen Sandwichstand?" ("What do you test in softwate for a sandwich Booth?")<|eot|><|sost|>"Ein W~~o~~urst-~~Ca~~Kse-Scenario." ("A sausage cheese scenario.")<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
mpnordland
eonrorp
<|soss|><|sot|>For the german speaker: "Was testet man bei Softwate fr einen Sandwichstand?" ("What do you test in softwate for a sandwich Booth?")<|eot|><|sost|>"Ein W~~o~~urst-~~Ca~~Kse-Scenario." ("A sausage cheese scenario.")<|eost|><|sor|>And they said Germans couldn't pun.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
0x564A00
eoof8s6
<|soss|><|sot|>For the german speaker: "Was testet man bei Softwate fr einen Sandwichstand?" ("What do you test in softwate for a sandwich Booth?")<|eot|><|sost|>"Ein W~~o~~urst-~~Ca~~Kse-Scenario." ("A sausage cheese scenario.")<|eost|><|sor|>Brunnen fertig eer, well done, I mean.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
douchabag_dan
880frf
<|soss|><|sot|>I started requiring glasses shortly after I started learning to code<|eot|><|sost|>Because I can't C# anymore<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
133
ProgrammerDadJokes
douchabag_dan
dwgy9ts
<|soss|><|sot|>I started requiring glasses shortly after I started learning to code<|eot|><|sost|>Because I can't C# anymore<|eost|><|sor|>Saw that punchline coming a mile away<|eor|><|sor|>Then I guess you can C#<|eor|><|soopr|>You might even say that he can C + +<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
douchabag_dan
dwgzssf
<|soss|><|sot|>I started requiring glasses shortly after I started learning to code<|eot|><|sost|>Because I can't C# anymore<|eost|><|sor|>Saw that punchline coming a mile away<|eor|><|sor|>Then I guess you can C#<|eor|><|soopr|>You might even say that he can C + +<|eoopr|><|sor|>You might even say that I can C<|eor|><...
25
ProgrammerDadJokes
zenyl
dwh7mwj
<|soss|><|sot|>I started requiring glasses shortly after I started learning to code<|eot|><|sost|>Because I can't C# anymore<|eost|><|sor|>If you want to count the amount of times this joke has been told, youd have to use a long.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
battlemage64
dwhfrux
<|soss|><|sot|>I started requiring glasses shortly after I started learning to code<|eot|><|sost|>Because I can't C# anymore<|eost|><|sor|>Saw that punchline coming a mile away<|eor|><|sor|>Then I guess you can C#<|eor|><|soopr|>You might even say that he can C + +<|eoopr|><|sor|>You might even say that I can C<|eor|><...
15
ProgrammerDadJokes
Onegodoneloveoneway
dwgws9k
<|soss|><|sot|>I started requiring glasses shortly after I started learning to code<|eot|><|sost|>Because I can't C# anymore<|eost|><|sor|>Because I wanted to C#. Works a little better imo. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ballistic-bitflip
dwiswhc
<|soss|><|sot|>I started requiring glasses shortly after I started learning to code<|eot|><|sost|>Because I can't C# anymore<|eost|><|sor|>Saw that punchline coming a mile away<|eor|><|sor|>Then I guess you can C#<|eor|><|soopr|>You might even say that he can C + +<|eoopr|><|sor|>You might even say that I can C<|eor|><...
9
ProgrammerDadJokes
terrrp
dwid1vi
<|soss|><|sot|>I started requiring glasses shortly after I started learning to code<|eot|><|sost|>Because I can't C# anymore<|eost|><|sor|>If you want to count the amount of times this joke has been told, youd have to use a long.<|eor|><|sor|>Might want to use a long long in this case. <|eor|><|sor|>An external big num...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
JesusIsMyZoloft
13k15be
<|soss|><|sot|>I like my passwords like I like my potatoes<|eot|><|sost|>Hashed and salted<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
JesusIsMyZoloft
jkii6n1
<|soss|><|sot|>I like my passwords like I like my potatoes<|eot|><|sost|>Hashed and salted<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/fj7jj3/how\_does\_a\_programmer\_prepare\_corned\_beef/<|eor|><|soopr|>First of all, that programmer was preparing a different food. And secondly, if two users u...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
driftking428
jkivhbk
<|soss|><|sot|>I like my passwords like I like my potatoes<|eot|><|sost|>Hashed and salted<|eost|><|sor|>Best one I've seen in a while. Good job.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
DABarkspawn
jki8m96
<|soss|><|sot|>I like my passwords like I like my potatoes<|eot|><|sost|>Hashed and salted<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/fj7jj3/how\_does\_a\_programmer\_prepare\_corned\_beef/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Entire-Database1679
jkipkp6
<|soss|><|sot|>I like my passwords like I like my potatoes<|eot|><|sost|>Hashed and salted<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/fj7jj3/how\_does\_a\_programmer\_prepare\_corned\_beef/<|eor|><|soopr|>First of all, that programmer was preparing a different food. And secondly, if two users u...
6
ProgrammerDadJokes
is-joke-or-is
v3z74o
<|soss|><|sot|>I work with a developer who was born with no left arm.<|eot|><|sost|>His code is all right.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
wiscwisc
ib1qr5w
<|soss|><|sot|>I work with a developer who was born with no left arm.<|eot|><|sost|>His code is all right.<|eost|><|sor|>If they don't want to write code anymore they can always join the ARM architecture family<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
ib207b5
<|soss|><|sot|>I work with a developer who was born with no left arm.<|eot|><|sost|>His code is all right.<|eost|><|sor|>I wasnt sure if I could align myself with this jokes material at first, but upon reflection, its clearly justified.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
MrcarrotKSP
ib2t7l6
<|soss|><|sot|>I work with a developer who was born with no left arm.<|eot|><|sost|>His code is all right.<|eost|><|sor|>If they don't want to write code anymore they can always join the ARM architecture family<|eor|><|sor|>I hear they can always use a hand over there.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
wiscwisc
ib2tkf7
<|soss|><|sot|>I work with a developer who was born with no left arm.<|eot|><|sost|>His code is all right.<|eost|><|sor|>If they don't want to write code anymore they can always join the ARM architecture family<|eor|><|sor|>I hear they can always use a hand over there.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd go out on a limb and say that's f...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
sl65mf
<|soss|><|sot|>My buggy implementation of unicode encoding randomly doubles the size of some characters.<|eot|><|sost|>Double U TF.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
132
ProgrammerDadJokes
vazark
hvpct2r
<|soss|><|sot|>My buggy implementation of unicode encoding randomly doubles the size of some characters.<|eot|><|sost|>Double U TF.<|eost|><|sor|>r/angryupvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
rczw3q
<|soss|><|sot|>I created a gender neutral operating system.<|eot|><|sost|>To learn about it, just read the `they` pages.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
133
ProgrammerDadJokes
weaver_of_cloth
hnzc238
<|soss|><|sot|>I created a gender neutral operating system.<|eot|><|sost|>To learn about it, just read the `they` pages.<|eost|><|sor|>Used by non-binary admins as opposed to cis-admins, right?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
metaconcept
hny7unz
<|soss|><|sot|>I created a gender neutral operating system.<|eot|><|sost|>To learn about it, just read the `they` pages.<|eost|><|sor|> $ apropos man | wc -l 323 $ apropos woman woman: nothing appropriate.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
v0idf1sh
hnzh4pb
<|soss|><|sot|>I created a gender neutral operating system.<|eot|><|sost|>To learn about it, just read the `they` pages.<|eost|><|sor|>Used by non-binary admins as opposed to cis-admins, right?<|eor|><|sor|>I had to come back to this and upvote it after I said it out loud haha<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
octalgon
ihk3ay
<|soss|><|sot|>When god first started experimenting with wild dogs, they were really knowledgeable. Why?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using Wolfram alpha<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
135
ProgrammerDadJokes
reggie-drax
g314tlg
<|soss|><|sot|>When god first started experimenting with wild dogs, they were really knowledgeable. Why?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using Wolfram alpha<|eost|><|sor|>*beats head against desk, increasing in frequency and violence*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Flyberius
g315tgd
<|soss|><|sot|>When god first started experimenting with wild dogs, they were really knowledgeable. Why?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using Wolfram alpha<|eost|><|sor|>I mean, is the punchline that there is the word wolf and ram and alpha which are either dog or computer related? Holy shit, that is a life draining da...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
DarkNeutron
g323rge
<|soss|><|sot|>When god first started experimenting with wild dogs, they were really knowledgeable. Why?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using Wolfram alpha<|eost|><|sor|>I mean, is the punchline that there is the word wolf and ram and alpha which are either dog or computer related? Holy shit, that is a life draining da...
6
ProgrammerDadJokes
xe3to
igimj4
<|soss|><|sot|>"How did you hack into the CDC database of notifiable foodborne illnesses?"<|eot|><|sost|>Easy, I just had to compile-a-backdoor. >!campylobacter. i'm so sorry, this is the worst pun i've ever come up with.!<<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
thatlookslikemydog
g2u8zpl
<|soss|><|sot|>"How did you hack into the CDC database of notifiable foodborne illnesses?"<|eot|><|sost|>Easy, I just had to compile-a-backdoor. >!campylobacter. i'm so sorry, this is the worst pun i've ever come up with.!<<|eost|><|sor|>In the Venn diagram of people who follow this sub, and people who get the punchli...
69
ProgrammerDadJokes
xe3to
g2uwdhy
<|soss|><|sot|>"How did you hack into the CDC database of notifiable foodborne illnesses?"<|eot|><|sost|>Easy, I just had to compile-a-backdoor. >!campylobacter. i'm so sorry, this is the worst pun i've ever come up with.!<<|eost|><|sor|>In the Venn diagram of people who follow this sub, and people who get the punchli...
20
ProgrammerDadJokes
xe3to
g2usi6p
<|soss|><|sot|>"How did you hack into the CDC database of notifiable foodborne illnesses?"<|eot|><|sost|>Easy, I just had to compile-a-backdoor. >!campylobacter. i'm so sorry, this is the worst pun i've ever come up with.!<<|eost|><|sor|>I know exactly one person who might get this without the spoiler tag lol<|eor|><|...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
xe3to
g2uwarv
<|soss|><|sot|>"How did you hack into the CDC database of notifiable foodborne illnesses?"<|eot|><|sost|>Easy, I just had to compile-a-backdoor. >!campylobacter. i'm so sorry, this is the worst pun i've ever come up with.!<<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>lmao you're welcome, just came to me out of the blue tod...
5
ProgrammerDadJokes
danielsoft1
1250eky
<|soss|><|sot|>two Assembler programmers meet<|eot|><|sost|>Two Assembler programmes meet. One of them says: xchg ax,bx The other one replies: xchg cx,dx Then the first programmer goes home, he meets another programmer friend, who asks him: "Have you met Pete today?" "Yep, we exchanged a few wo...
134
ProgrammerDadJokes
Stunning-Ask5916
je2mxdi
<|soss|><|sot|>two Assembler programmers meet<|eot|><|sost|>Two Assembler programmes meet. One of them says: xchg ax,bx The other one replies: xchg cx,dx Then the first programmer goes home, he meets another programmer friend, who asks him: "Have you met Pete today?" "Yep, we exchanged a few wo...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
hexbatch
je37wv1
<|soss|><|sot|>two Assembler programmers meet<|eot|><|sost|>Two Assembler programmes meet. One of them says: xchg ax,bx The other one replies: xchg cx,dx Then the first programmer goes home, he meets another programmer friend, who asks him: "Have you met Pete today?" "Yep, we exchanged a few wo...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
splettnet
xd99jl
<|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
iobpdvx
<|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|sor|>Hmmm, Ill have to check it out.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Empole
iobr3da
<|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|sor|>Guess I gotta fetch a ticket<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
vkapadia
iobs7he
<|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|sor|>You don't have to be so pushy<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
splettnet
iobt8vw
<|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|sor|>Hmmm, Ill have to check it out.<|eor|><|soopr|>I just hope it's not a clone of last year's<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
splettnet
iobtay7
<|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|sor|>You don't have to be so pushy<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm just trying to broaden horizons. Not my fault if you're unwilling to branch out<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
less_yet_more
ioc3i8a
<|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|sor|>Who's handling the PR for this?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
splettnet
iobs8ji
<|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|sor|>Guess I gotta fetch a ticket<|eor|><|soopr|>I actually am going. If you get a ticket look for me, I'll be the introverted nerdy looking one with a macbook<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
vkapadia
iobynd2
<|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|sor|>You don't have to be so pushy<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm just trying to broaden horizons. Not my fault if you're unwilling to branch out<|eoopr|><|sor|>Well don't blame me for it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
less_yet_more
ioc4876
<|soss|><|sot|>The Git Merge conference is tomorrow in Chicago<|eot|><|sost|>I'd go but I have conflicts<|eost|><|sor|>Guess I gotta fetch a ticket<|eor|><|sor|>Need a copilot?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
sbjviw
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do computer scientists make bad arborists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they always plant their trees upside down.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
weaver_of_cloth
hu0wjwb
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do computer scientists make bad arborists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they always plant their trees upside down.<|eost|><|sor|>As a computer scientist married to an arborist, I approve this message.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
weaver_of_cloth
hu0wm45
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do computer scientists make bad arborists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they always plant their trees upside down.<|eost|><|sor|>As a computer scientist married to an arborist, I approve this message.<|eor|><|sor|>and our kid will love it!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
BrainPicker3
hu1jeb8
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do computer scientists make bad arborists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they always plant their trees upside down.<|eost|><|sor|>They use randomized seeds?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
xiipaoc
hu2gbbw
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do computer scientists make bad arborists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they always plant their trees upside down.<|eost|><|sor|>Hah, no. It's *nature* that plants trees upside-down. Computer scientists do it the right way.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fuhrmanator
hu278kc
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do computer scientists make bad arborists?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they always plant their trees upside down.<|eost|><|sor|>Because they worry too much about the time and space complexity and of their pruning algorithms.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TabCompletion
qgki96
<|soss|><|sot|>I had a joke about programming<|eot|><|sost|>But it only works on my computer<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
DontForgetWilson
hi70lr8
<|soss|><|sot|>I had a joke about programming<|eot|><|sost|>But it only works on my computer<|eost|><|sor|>I like this formulation more than the title only one.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
CryptoReaper5
hi6ujmd
<|soss|><|sot|>I had a joke about programming<|eot|><|sost|>But it only works on my computer<|eost|><|sor|>Docker that machine & send it so we all can get it docker run joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
hi72cb0
<|soss|><|sot|>I had a joke about programming<|eot|><|sost|>But it only works on my computer<|eost|><|sor|>I like this formulation more than the title only one.<|eor|><|sor|>The title only one is two jokes, though. One is the joke itself. Then there's the visual joke of the "punchline" not being there because of the af...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
DontForgetWilson
hi7cyvp
<|soss|><|sot|>I had a joke about programming<|eot|><|sost|>But it only works on my computer<|eost|><|sor|>I like this formulation more than the title only one.<|eor|><|sor|>The title only one is two jokes, though. One is the joke itself. Then there's the visual joke of the "punchline" not being there because of the af...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
dontquestionmyaction
hi7s92x
<|soss|><|sot|>I had a joke about programming<|eot|><|sost|>But it only works on my computer<|eost|><|sor|>Pull a dd image and we'll just put that into prod.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
KingJellyfishII
pfso9d
<|soss|><|sot|>Terminal Velocity (noun)<|eot|><|sost|>the speed at which a command outputs lines to stdout. "`yes` has a very high terminal velocity, whereas `pacman`'s is lower"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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nic0nicon1
hb6l5z8
<|soss|><|sot|>Terminal Velocity (noun)<|eot|><|sost|>the speed at which a command outputs lines to stdout. "`yes` has a very high terminal velocity, whereas `pacman`'s is lower"<|eost|><|sor|>Remember the extremely low terminal velocity of Windows XP's cmd.exe, anyone?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
6b86b3ac03c167320d93
hba2xbv
<|soss|><|sot|>Terminal Velocity (noun)<|eot|><|sost|>the speed at which a command outputs lines to stdout. "`yes` has a very high terminal velocity, whereas `pacman`'s is lower"<|eost|><|sor|>Remember the extremely low terminal velocity of Windows XP's cmd.exe, anyone?<|eor|><|sor|>cmd is not a terminal, it's a shell...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
pd3zpc
<|soss|><|sot|>Did you know it's possible to write the factorial function in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>fn fact<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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theangeryemacsshibe
hao5b0k
<|soss|><|sot|>Did you know it's possible to write the factorial function in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>fn fact<|eost|><|sor|>Unlike OCaml or SML, no fun is allowed in Rust.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
NinjaFish63
hapkdtd
<|soss|><|sot|>Did you know it's possible to write the factorial function in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>fn fact<|eost|><|sor|>Pretty easy, too. Here's a quick version that handles values up to the limits of i32. fn fact(n: i32) -> i32 { match n { n if n<0 => panic!("Invalid input {}, factorial functio...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
drewsiferr
hangwgt
<|soss|><|sot|>Did you know it's possible to write the factorial function in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>fn fact<|eost|><|sor|>Nice<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
NinjaFish63
haprc07
<|soss|><|sot|>Did you know it's possible to write the factorial function in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>fn fact<|eost|><|sor|>Pretty easy, too. Here's a quick version that handles values up to the limits of i32. fn fact(n: i32) -> i32 { match n { n if n<0 => panic!("Invalid input {}, factorial functio...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
r_notfound
hapl2fq
<|soss|><|sot|>Did you know it's possible to write the factorial function in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>fn fact<|eost|><|sor|>Pretty easy, too. Here's a quick version that handles values up to the limits of i32. fn fact(n: i32) -> i32 { match n { n if n<0 => panic!("Invalid input {}, factorial functio...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
r_notfound
haptpcj
<|soss|><|sot|>Did you know it's possible to write the factorial function in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>fn fact<|eost|><|sor|>Pretty easy, too. Here's a quick version that handles values up to the limits of i32. fn fact(n: i32) -> i32 { match n { n if n<0 => panic!("Invalid input {}, factorial functio...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
r_notfound
haph9tk
<|soss|><|sot|>Did you know it's possible to write the factorial function in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>fn fact<|eost|><|sor|>Pretty easy, too. Here's a quick version that handles values up to the limits of i32. fn fact(n: i32) -> i32 { match n { n if n<0 => panic!("Invalid input {}, factorial functio...
5
ProgrammerDadJokes
nic0nicon1
oez8sb
<|soss|><|sot|>What does a motherboard design engineer say when the deadline is near but a high-speed signal problem caught them in surprise and the CPU is not working?<|eot|><|sost|>"Oh DDR!"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Firedan1176
h4b5ocz
<|soss|><|sot|>What does a motherboard design engineer say when the deadline is near but a high-speed signal problem caught them in surprise and the CPU is not working?<|eot|><|sost|>"Oh DDR!"<|eost|><|sor|>I just love how astronomically specific this was lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Grandmaster_Caladrel
h4btty0
<|soss|><|sot|>What does a motherboard design engineer say when the deadline is near but a high-speed signal problem caught them in surprise and the CPU is not working?<|eot|><|sost|>"Oh DDR!"<|eost|><|sor|>I just love how astronomically specific this was lol<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed. Those are some of the best ones sometim...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
camelopardalisx
goue8u
<|sols|><|sot|>Do you know where I store all my dad jokes?<|eot|><|sol|>/r/dadjokes/comments/gokrnf/do_you_know_where_i_store_all_my_dad_jokes/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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on2fl
friwj0t
<|sols|><|sot|>Do you know where I store all my dad jokes?<|eot|><|sol|>/r/dadjokes/comments/gokrnf/do_you_know_where_i_store_all_my_dad_jokes/<|eol|><|sor|>I cache mine for the quickness.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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XmairGaming
dcq4r0
<|soss|><|sot|>I just discovered the overwhelming power of classes.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess we can say they're damn (O)OP.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Jamulan
f2aftgq
<|soss|><|sot|>I just discovered the overwhelming power of classes.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess we can say they're damn (O)OP.<|eost|><|sor|>One might say they have an efficiency of O(op)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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JustinHuPrime
f2bx8sw
<|soss|><|sot|>I just discovered the overwhelming power of classes.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess we can say they're damn (O)OP.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>OO FP is also a thing.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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CoruscareGames
f2dju3a
<|soss|><|sot|>I just discovered the overwhelming power of classes.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess we can say they're damn (O)OP.<|eost|><|sor|>And I OOP-<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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jaichim_carridin
f2drnl1
<|soss|><|sot|>I just discovered the overwhelming power of classes.<|eot|><|sost|>I guess we can say they're damn (O)OP.<|eost|><|sor|>What<|eor|><|sor|>Object-oriented programming, I think?<|eor|><|sor|>But what is the pun?<|eor|><|sor|>OP can mean overpowered, especially in video games<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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CrispyBacon1999
55tw12
<|soss|><|sot|>How do you get rid of a ghost?<|eot|><|sost|>With an XORcism.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Halvo317
d8egm8t
<|soss|><|sot|>How do you get rid of a ghost?<|eot|><|sost|>With an XORcism.<|eost|><|sor|>"What's the only logical way to get rid of a demonic possession?" FTFY<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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name_censored_
d8ercjb
<|soss|><|sot|>How do you get rid of a ghost?<|eot|><|sost|>With an XORcism.<|eost|><|sor|>"What's the only logical way to get rid of a demonic possession?" FTFY<|eor|><|sor|>> "What's the only logical way to get rid of a ~~demonic~~ daemonic possession?" FTFY<|eor|><|sor|>> > "What's the only logical way to get rid...
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ShareDVI
d8e3bon
<|soss|><|sot|>How do you get rid of a ghost?<|eot|><|sost|>With an XORcism.<|eost|><|sor|>*Ghost of George Boole<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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nsagan271
wyu9gu
<|soss|><|sot|>A musician was reading sheet music generated by an NVIDIA GPU. What did they see towards the end of the piece?<|eot|><|sost|>D.S. al CUDA<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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EwgB
ilzaj17
<|soss|><|sot|>A musician was reading sheet music generated by an NVIDIA GPU. What did they see towards the end of the piece?<|eot|><|sost|>D.S. al CUDA<|eost|><|sor|>Oh, wow, very niche, for a specific overlap of two interests only. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Beneficial_Arm_2100
im05f17
<|soss|><|sot|>A musician was reading sheet music generated by an NVIDIA GPU. What did they see towards the end of the piece?<|eot|><|sost|>D.S. al CUDA<|eost|><|sor|>Oh, wow, very niche, for a specific overlap of two interests only. <|eor|><|sor|>I was thinking myself that there's a very small group of people who will...
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DeChickenmaster
im0flx8
<|soss|><|sot|>A musician was reading sheet music generated by an NVIDIA GPU. What did they see towards the end of the piece?<|eot|><|sost|>D.S. al CUDA<|eost|><|sor|>As a musician coder specifically into ai, I approve. I doubt literally any other interest set would get it tho <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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vkapadia
im0inr7
<|soss|><|sot|>A musician was reading sheet music generated by an NVIDIA GPU. What did they see towards the end of the piece?<|eot|><|sost|>D.S. al CUDA<|eost|><|sor|>Love this one! Pretty narrow audience, but really good.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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kwan_e
wwavpq
<|soss|><|sot|>When did the Jedi start using 64 bit integers?<|eot|><|sost|>A `long long` time ago.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Zexee24
illvd1i
<|soss|><|sot|>When did the Jedi start using 64 bit integers?<|eot|><|sost|>A `long long` time ago.<|eost|><|sor|>obligatory "long long isn't guaranteed to be 64 bit, or even to be longer than long, ironically"<|eor|><|sor|>But a guaranteed 64 bit would be an absolute. And only the sith deal in absolutes.<|eor|><|eoss|...
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LeeHide
ill1b55
<|soss|><|sot|>When did the Jedi start using 64 bit integers?<|eot|><|sost|>A `long long` time ago.<|eost|><|sor|>obligatory "long long isn't guaranteed to be 64 bit, or even to be longer than long, ironically"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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kwan_e
uglcf4
<|soss|><|sot|>How to cryptozoologists log in to their account?<|eot|><|sost|>With a cryptid.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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DeathMetalPanties
i70tkob
<|soss|><|sot|>How to cryptozoologists log in to their account?<|eot|><|sost|>With a cryptid.<|eost|><|sor|>Someone's been playing Disco Elysium<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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danielsoft1
ug0ubm
<|soss|><|sot|>a man in the street finds a dying person:<|eot|><|sost|>"Is there a doctor nearby?" another person walks by: "I am a doctor of informatics." "He is going to die!" "But the Halting Problem is undecidable!"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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bahweepgranah
i6wv8c3
<|soss|><|sot|>a man in the street finds a dying person:<|eot|><|sost|>"Is there a doctor nearby?" another person walks by: "I am a doctor of informatics." "He is going to die!" "But the Halting Problem is undecidable!"<|eost|><|sor|>He calls to the local deputy, but they look confused. A salesman also passes by ...
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Cbrt74088
i6ymavb
<|soss|><|sot|>a man in the street finds a dying person:<|eot|><|sost|>"Is there a doctor nearby?" another person walks by: "I am a doctor of informatics." "He is going to die!" "But the Halting Problem is undecidable!"<|eost|><|sor|>He calls to the local deputy, but they look confused. A salesman also passes by ...
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