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programminghorror | hed82 | g55bcdk | <|sols|><|sot|>The question was to assign 7 to a variable named seven. I have failed as a teacher.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xq7cynoydym51.png<|eol|><|sor|>```
Seven seven = new Seven(7);
```<|eor|><|sor|> SevenFactory sevenFactory = new SevenFactory();
Seven seven = sevenFactory.createSeven(7);<|eor|><... | 428 |
programminghorror | the_hair_of_aenarion | g55ofio | <|sols|><|sot|>The question was to assign 7 to a variable named seven. I have failed as a teacher.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xq7cynoydym51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh dear. Its not your fault but you may have had more luck it you used something like mathematical constants or days_of_the_week. Something that has a reason t... | 269 |
programminghorror | pqpm | g568cs1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The question was to assign 7 to a variable named seven. I have failed as a teacher.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xq7cynoydym51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just hope that's the first time they do python... Programming can be confusing the first time...<|eor|><|sor|>I remember being confused with variables and as... | 240 |
programminghorror | pqowie313 | g55jxkk | <|sols|><|sot|>The question was to assign 7 to a variable named seven. I have failed as a teacher.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xq7cynoydym51.png<|eol|><|sor|>```
Seven seven = new Seven(7);
```<|eor|><|sor|> SevenFactory sevenFactory = new SevenFactory();
Seven seven = sevenFactory.createSeven(7);<|eor|><... | 197 |
programminghorror | fppt1 | g55igjx | <|sols|><|sot|>The question was to assign 7 to a variable named seven. I have failed as a teacher.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xq7cynoydym51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, no whitespace and semicolon on python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programminghorror | SnappGamez | g55hjx0 | <|sols|><|sot|>The question was to assign 7 to a variable named seven. I have failed as a teacher.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xq7cynoydym51.png<|eol|><|sor|>```
Seven seven = new Seven(7);
```<|eor|><|sor|> SevenFactory sevenFactory = new SevenFactory();
Seven seven = sevenFactory.createSeven(7);<|eor|><... | 160 |
programminghorror | hosford42 | g56dig0 | <|sols|><|sot|>The question was to assign 7 to a variable named seven. I have failed as a teacher.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xq7cynoydym51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just hope that's the first time they do python... Programming can be confusing the first time...<|eor|><|sor|>I remember being confused with variables and as... | 145 |
programminghorror | YM_Industries | g56m3om | <|sols|><|sot|>The question was to assign 7 to a variable named seven. I have failed as a teacher.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xq7cynoydym51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just hope that's the first time they do python... Programming can be confusing the first time...<|eor|><|sor|>I remember being confused with variables and as... | 125 |
programminghorror | BaBaBaBass | g55qq1u | <|sols|><|sot|>The question was to assign 7 to a variable named seven. I have failed as a teacher.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xq7cynoydym51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Your student should try JavaScript. It wouldnt surprise me if assigning a different value to 7 would work there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programminghorror | Migeil | g561hij | <|sols|><|sot|>The question was to assign 7 to a variable named seven. I have failed as a teacher.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xq7cynoydym51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, no whitespace and semicolon on python<|eor|><|sor|>Cause that's the biggest problem with that code.. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programminghorror | TheJP_ | g566l84 | <|sols|><|sot|>The question was to assign 7 to a variable named seven. I have failed as a teacher.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xq7cynoydym51.png<|eol|><|sor|>hey OP quick question: what the fuck<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programminghorror | CamiloDFM | g574e8e | <|sols|><|sot|>The question was to assign 7 to a variable named seven. I have failed as a teacher.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xq7cynoydym51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh dear. Its not your fault but you may have had more luck it you used something like mathematical constants or days_of_the_week. Something that has a reason t... | 82 |
programminghorror | Somebodyunimportant7 | g5601cc | <|sols|><|sot|>The question was to assign 7 to a variable named seven. I have failed as a teacher.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xq7cynoydym51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just hope that's the first time they do python... Programming can be confusing the first time...<|eor|><|sor|>I just hope that's also the last...<|eor|><|sor... | 58 |
programminghorror | tangerinelion | g561a8p | <|sols|><|sot|>The question was to assign 7 to a variable named seven. I have failed as a teacher.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xq7cynoydym51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just hope that's the first time they do python... Programming can be confusing the first time...<|eor|><|sor|>I just hope that's also the last...<|eor|><|sor... | 56 |
programminghorror | arbenowskee | f6axrs | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared to expand this switch statement....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bb9fos5bzvh41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,727 |
programminghorror | lxpnh98_2 | fi3mie7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared to expand this switch statement....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bb9fos5bzvh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, don't worry, most of that is basically the same code copy-pasted over and over again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 411 |
programminghorror | rguzgu | fi3qfpb | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared to expand this switch statement....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bb9fos5bzvh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, don't worry, most of that is basically the same code copy-pasted over and over again.<|eor|><|sor|>Hmm I wonder if there was a **function** in programming languages tha... | 350 |
programminghorror | henrebotha | fi3qfgi | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared to expand this switch statement....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bb9fos5bzvh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>The worst code I every worked on was a 500 line recursive function that calculated something financial. You'll be fine, just get in there.<|eor|><|sor|>> a 500 line recursive function
could be w... | 291 |
programminghorror | Vallvaka | fi42qpy | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared to expand this switch statement....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bb9fos5bzvh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like a state machine that got out of hand.
Something similar exists in the game VVVVVV, which went open source a little while ago. [Behold, a ~3200 line switch statement](https://github.co... | 221 |
programminghorror | CallingOutYourBS | fi3xodw | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared to expand this switch statement....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bb9fos5bzvh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, don't worry, most of that is basically the same code copy-pasted over and over again.<|eor|><|sor|>Hmm I wonder if there was a **function** in programming languages tha... | 213 |
programminghorror | BOTzzz | fi3kq4p | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared to expand this switch statement....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bb9fos5bzvh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I want to know.. NOW<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programminghorror | Hohenheim_of_Shadow | fi3kz4r | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared to expand this switch statement....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bb9fos5bzvh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>All things considered, it could be much worse. With 2 64 bit floats for X,Y position of the mouse state, there are 2^128 possible states. Thats 10^38 possible states or ~1... | 134 |
programminghorror | LovesGettingRandomPm | fi3qw0d | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared to expand this switch statement....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bb9fos5bzvh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, don't worry, most of that is basically the same code copy-pasted over and over again.<|eor|><|sor|>Hmm I wonder if there was a **function** in programming languages tha... | 122 |
programminghorror | inxaneninja | fi3m6ep | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared to expand this switch statement....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bb9fos5bzvh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>What do you mean it looks fi- oh my god.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programminghorror | Igoory | fi3v94z | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared to expand this switch statement....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bb9fos5bzvh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me:
>What is wrong? It seems just a switch of mouse states.
>Wait... A switch of mouse states..? That can't be...
>\* Sees the next line number *
>Oh shit lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programminghorror | SybariticLegerity | fi3q297 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared to expand this switch statement....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bb9fos5bzvh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>All things considered, it could be much worse. With 2 64 bit floats for X,Y position of the mouse state, there are 2^128 possible states. Thats 10^38 possible states or ~1... | 61 |
programminghorror | Atsch | fi3s4xo | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared to expand this switch statement....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bb9fos5bzvh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>All things considered, it could be much worse. With 2 64 bit floats for X,Y position of the mouse state, there are 2^128 possible states. Thats 10^38 possible states or ~1... | 61 |
programminghorror | PizzaRollExpert | fi3w706 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared to expand this switch statement....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bb9fos5bzvh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, don't worry, most of that is basically the same code copy-pasted over and over again.<|eor|><|sor|>Hmm I wonder if there was a **function** in programming languages tha... | 61 |
programminghorror | teckcypher | fi4671v | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared to expand this switch statement....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bb9fos5bzvh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like a state machine that got out of hand.
Something similar exists in the game VVVVVV, which went open source a little while ago. [Behold, a ~3200 line switch statement](https://github.co... | 59 |
programminghorror | goedegeit | fi444o8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared to expand this switch statement....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bb9fos5bzvh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, don't worry, most of that is basically the same code copy-pasted over and over again.<|eor|><|sor|>Hmm I wonder if there was a **function** in programming languages tha... | 51 |
programminghorror | Xadnem | fi3lnel | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared to expand this switch statement....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bb9fos5bzvh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I want to know.. NOW<|eor|><|sor|>Please show us more of this monstrosity OP.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programminghorror | h4xrk1m | fi4xkgk | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared to expand this switch statement....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bb9fos5bzvh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, don't worry, most of that is basically the same code copy-pasted over and over again.<|eor|><|sor|>Hmm I wonder if there was a **function** in programming languages tha... | 42 |
programminghorror | viru023 | iimu0i | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,605 |
programminghorror | ThatSwedishBastard | g37rh71 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's such a shame that there are no other software that you can use to write code. Like an editor with macros, a visual editor - perhaps even improved!<|eor|><|e... | 806 |
programminghorror | waffle299 | g37ray1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft Code is free, also downloadable from Microsoft, and AUTO BALANCES CLOSING BRACES.
Sorry, I don't mean to shout. But as a thirty year veteran of C/C++,... | 311 |
programminghorror | Anino0 | g37shfk | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's such a shame that there are no other software that you can use to write code. Like an editor with macros, a visual editor - perhaps even improved!<|eor|><|s... | 264 |
programminghorror | s3_gunzel | g37rqp7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Word 2007 no less!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
programminghorror | mpinnegar | g37tccc | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft Code is free, also downloadable from Microsoft, and AUTO BALANCES CLOSING BRACES.
Sorry, I don't mean to shout. But as a thirty year veteran of C/C++,... | 173 |
programminghorror | Little-Helper | g382asx | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's such a shame that there are no other software that you can use to write code. Like an editor with macros, a visual editor - perhaps even improved!<|eor|><|s... | 120 |
programminghorror | evestraw | g3816ni | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```At least use a mono spaced font you monster```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programminghorror | YM_Industries | g37ss62 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Word 2007 no less!<|eor|><|sor|>On Windows 7, which is EOL.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programminghorror | YM_Industries | g37sqvx | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft Code is free, also downloadable from Microsoft, and AUTO BALANCES CLOSING BRACES.
Sorry, I don't mean to shout. But as a thirty year veteran of C/C++,... | 102 |
programminghorror | Avineofficial | g37yu06 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's such a shame that there are no other software that you can use to write code. Like an editor with macros, a visual editor - perhaps even improved!<|eor|><|s... | 101 |
programminghorror | oshunman | g37r8e5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Capitalization is unimportant in c++, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programminghorror | s3_gunzel | g37t25e | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Word 2007 no less!<|eor|><|sor|>On Windows 7, which is EOL.<|eor|><|sor|>Theyre both EOL. But dont let that get in the way of teaching someone C++!<|eor|><|eols|... | 73 |
programminghorror | oshunman | g37sfyt | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Capitalization is unimportant in c++, right?<|eor|><|sor|>no, correct caps are extremely important<|eor|><|sor|>Oh gee really? That explains why Word won't compi... | 71 |
programminghorror | shinx32 | g37snm3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The state of education is a joke here. And people wonder why they can't find a job after getting degrees !<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programminghorror | harryisahorcrux | g37xoet | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The real horror here is the clrscr(); I could deal with Word for presentation purposes, but that's part of old Borland DOS compilers. There's no excuse for that,... | 63 |
programminghorror | rMeMeMeMe | g37vn6b | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Microsoft Code is free, also downloadable from Microsoft, and AUTO BALANCES CLOSING BRACES.
Sorry, I don't mean to shout. But as a thirty year veteran of C/C++,... | 63 |
programminghorror | viru023 | g37xctb | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im just curious, why are you taking a programming lecture on a mobile phone? Where do you write down your notes then? Or is the whole class that bad, that this d... | 49 |
programminghorror | shinx32 | g37vpwp | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Word 2007 no less!<|eor|><|sor|>On Windows 7, which is EOL.<|eor|><|sor|>They still teach C/C++ in India with TurboC, a 40 year old IDE. EOL is something that's ... | 47 |
programminghorror | CocoKittyRedditor | g37sb7z | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/w8cs58fekvj51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Capitalization is unimportant in c++, right?<|eor|><|sor|>no, correct caps are extremely important<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programminghorror | IsraelMason2 | ylvoyf | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,604 |
programminghorror | doterobcn | iv0flu6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This can't be true. I refuse to believe somebody defined two functions to produce the wrong result.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,610 |
programminghorror | Dinkypig | iv0l89n | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This can't be true. I refuse to believe somebody defined two functions to produce the wrong result.<|eor|><|sor|>Let me tell you a story that's about 10 years old.
Company hires guy. Guy is bad at things.
Guy make... | 1,063 |
programminghorror | das_Keks | iv0f8te | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, it's not only completely unnecessary, it's even wrong.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 637 |
programminghorror | IvanBeefkoff | iv0nh6s | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This can't be true. I refuse to believe somebody defined two functions to produce the wrong result.<|eor|><|sor|>Let me tell you a story that's about 10 years old.
Company hires guy. Guy is bad at things.
Guy make... | 414 |
programminghorror | Padgriffin | iv0xzs3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This can't be true. I refuse to believe somebody defined two functions to produce the wrong result.<|eor|><|sor|>Let me tell you a story that's about 10 years old.
Company hires guy. Guy is bad at things.
Guy make... | 236 |
programminghorror | oliver_a | iv0kcsc | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Please check if commit date was April 1st. I hope it was.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programminghorror | LaPlimbare | iv1o2zr | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, it's not only completely unnecessary, it's even wrong.<|eor|><|sor|>Some junior went home feeling good and thinking "today I was productive because I used a lot of abstraction and I wrote a lot of code, today a ... | 190 |
programminghorror | Deadlock542 | iv0gqha | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This can't be true. I refuse to believe somebody defined two functions to produce the wrong result.<|eor|><|sor|>I am no longer surprised by my fellow humans when it comes to acts of sheer stupidity.<|eor|><|eols|><|e... | 100 |
programminghorror | da_hooman_husky | iv19ve7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>When I worked at Amazon this kind of BS was how people got promotions and avoided write ups... Tech industry is dying as this crap is what they consider "raising the bar"<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 100 |
programminghorror | abd53 | iv0h5tw | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You don't need "a drink", you need a whole factory of drink. Also, me too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programminghorror | DumbAceDragon | iv0xe9n | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hope this was wrapped in a nice `public class BoolComparator`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programminghorror | kakamiokatsu | iv0i2wd | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>return val1 == val2;<|eor|><|sor|>Wrong, it's actually `return val1 != val2;`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programminghorror | Familiar_Ad_8919 | iv0ib7i | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>return val1 == val2;<|eor|><|sor|>Wrong, it's actually `return val1 != val2;`<|eor|><|sor|>return !(val1==val2);
edit: return !!!(!val1!=!!val2);<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programminghorror | R3D3-1 | iv1d1e6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This can't be true. I refuse to believe somebody defined two functions to produce the wrong result.<|eor|><|sor|>Let me tell you a story that's about 10 years old.
Company hires guy. Guy is bad at things.
Guy make... | 67 |
programminghorror | Bogdan_X | iv0h32v | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At least they used guard clause.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programminghorror | Dinkypig | iv0noqj | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This can't be true. I refuse to believe somebody defined two functions to produce the wrong result.<|eor|><|sor|>Let me tell you a story that's about 10 years old.
Company hires guy. Guy is bad at things.
Guy make... | 62 |
programminghorror | danjr | iv1k0w9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This can't be true. I refuse to believe somebody defined two functions to produce the wrong result.<|eor|><|sor|>Let me tell you a story that's about 10 years old.
Company hires guy. Guy is bad at things.
Guy make... | 62 |
programminghorror | DreamingDitto | iv0oqfa | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At least they used guard clause.<|eor|><|sor|>If youre gonna write bad code, you might as well write clean bad code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programminghorror | Garegin16 | iv2jjo1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm also coming with you.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1dmje2sn0xx91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, it's not only completely unnecessary, it's even wrong.<|eor|><|sor|>Some junior went home feeling good and thinking "today I was productive because I used a lot of abstraction and I wrote a lot of code, today a ... | 53 |
programminghorror | JayCroghan | i4pl1i | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats a code review?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QIBrMm4.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,566 |
programminghorror | AngelOfLight | g0jugli | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats a code review?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QIBrMm4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to work with a guy who would literally regard a successful build as the goal of every task he was assigned. Never ran anything to check if, you know, it actually worked. It was frustrating as all hell.
I say 'used to w... | 289 |
programminghorror | SirChasm | g0k6y6c | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats a code review?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QIBrMm4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No one's bringing up the "dear" part in that convo? That's a fucking weird thing to say to a coworker.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
programminghorror | nighthawk648 | g0jqt1r | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats a code review?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QIBrMm4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Or more like
dear honey honey honey what a dilema we have here. See my boo, no not you dear baby, my other boo, no not johnny from accounting with the sick pivot table, my OTHER boo, has an emergency pe... | 166 |
programminghorror | sirreldar | g0kih8l | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats a code review?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QIBrMm4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No one's bringing up the "dear" part in that convo? That's a fucking weird thing to say to a coworker.<|eor|><|sor|>My initial impression is that english is not their first language. Nearly every other message has a grammatica... | 134 |
programminghorror | JayCroghan | g0kbqe0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats a code review?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QIBrMm4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No one's bringing up the "dear" part in that convo? That's a fucking weird thing to say to a coworker.<|eor|><|soopr|>This particular girl I have a feeling tries to be over-friendly/flirty to compensate for being useless. Toda... | 116 |
programminghorror | JayCroghan | g0kcks3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats a code review?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QIBrMm4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Happened to me once during game jam. I wasnt reviewing code, but my team mate send me code without running and testing it, claiming that it just going to work.
As its easy to guess - no, it wasnt working and I needed to quick... | 111 |
programminghorror | Szevin | g0ju60d | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats a code review?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QIBrMm4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Or more like
dear honey honey honey what a dilema we have here. See my boo, no not you dear baby, my other boo, no not johnny from accounting with the sick pivot table, my OTHER boo, has an emergency pe... | 72 |
programminghorror | AngelOfLight | g0k8ou1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats a code review?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QIBrMm4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to work with a guy who would literally regard a successful build as the goal of every task he was assigned. Never ran anything to check if, you know, it actually worked. It was frustrating as all hell.
I say 'used to w... | 72 |
programminghorror | currentlyatwork1234 | g0k4h74 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats a code review?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QIBrMm4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to work with a guy who would literally regard a successful build as the goal of every task he was assigned. Never ran anything to check if, you know, it actually worked. It was frustrating as all hell.
I say 'used to w... | 59 |
programminghorror | gnutrino | g0jr8f8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats a code review?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QIBrMm4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm currently learning programming and I will soon be posting some of my projects and contributing but I heard this happens often when people make pull requests. I know it happens but does it really happen often?<|eor|><|sor|>... | 58 |
programminghorror | bricked_machine | g0k2vzz | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats a code review?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QIBrMm4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ugh. I had a coworker until recently (now gone from the company) that was the laziest developer I've encountered.
In addition to his sheer lack of willingness to solve the simplest problems on his own, there was more than on... | 54 |
programminghorror | Digitally_Depressed | g0jqvak | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats a code review?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QIBrMm4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm currently learning programming and I will soon be posting some of my projects and contributing but I heard this happens often when people make pull requests. I know it happens but does it really happen often?<|eor|><|eols|... | 41 |
programminghorror | rbt321 | g0kdjzt | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats a code review?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QIBrMm4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to work with a guy who would literally regard a successful build as the goal of every task he was assigned. Never ran anything to check if, you know, it actually worked. It was frustrating as all hell.
I say 'used to w... | 41 |
programminghorror | kikinace | g0jyr2q | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats a code review?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QIBrMm4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What? How is this not instinctual? How are you not just naturally curious if when you push that green button the code does/ doesn't do what you thought? How has he gotten anywhere :/
meanwhile I can't even get an internship..... | 39 |
programminghorror | figuresys | g0jswio | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats a code review?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QIBrMm4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm currently learning programming and I will soon be posting some of my projects and contributing but I heard this happens often when people make pull requests. I know it happens but does it really happen often?<|eor|><|sor|>... | 39 |
programminghorror | LeJoker | g0k281e | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats a code review?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QIBrMm4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just fire him/her. Worthless.<|eor|><|sor|>Someone should make a bot to detect comments with "him/her" or "he/she" or "(s)he", and recommend them using "them" or "they".<|eor|><|sor|>No, please. Reddit has enough shitty bots.<... | 37 |
programminghorror | IceSentry | g0liym8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats a code review?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/QIBrMm4.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Happened to me once during game jam. I wasnt reviewing code, but my team mate send me code without running and testing it, claiming that it just going to work.
As its easy to guess - no, it wasnt working and I needed to quick... | 36 |
programminghorror | Will_FS | igd9m6 | <|sols|><|sot|>People on r/dankmemes trying to code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a1ilkooms5j51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,544 |
programminghorror | ratmfreak | g2sxz0c | <|sols|><|sot|>People on r/dankmemes trying to code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a1ilkooms5j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are cases where a break in a for-loop is justified this is not one of them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,403 |
programminghorror | AyrA_ch | g2t61gj | <|sols|><|sot|>People on r/dankmemes trying to code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a1ilkooms5j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are cases where a break in a for-loop is justified this is not one of them.<|eor|><|sor|>Was going to say the same. Sometimes you only know the upper bound and not the actual value when the loop star... | 355 |
programminghorror | Giocri | g2t5of1 | <|sols|><|sot|>People on r/dankmemes trying to code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a1ilkooms5j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a lot of work to increment a variable by one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programminghorror | moomoomoo309 | g2t67so | <|sols|><|sot|>People on r/dankmemes trying to code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a1ilkooms5j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are cases where a break in a for-loop is justified this is not one of them.<|eor|><|sor|>Was going to say the same. Sometimes you only know the upper bound and not the actual value when the loop star... | 181 |
programminghorror | wabbadabbagabgab | g2sx7vx | <|sols|><|sot|>People on r/dankmemes trying to code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a1ilkooms5j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oof, I don't think the break is the only problem.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programminghorror | eatmorepies23 | g2thbf6 | <|sols|><|sot|>People on r/dankmemes trying to code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a1ilkooms5j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a lot of work to increment a variable by one.<|eor|><|sor|>x = (x \* 1) + 1 - 0;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programminghorror | emelrad12 | g2tb9gr | <|sols|><|sot|>People on r/dankmemes trying to code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a1ilkooms5j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are cases where a break in a for-loop is justified this is not one of them.<|eor|><|sor|>Was going to say the same. Sometimes you only know the upper bound and not the actual value when the loop star... | 128 |
programminghorror | rMeMeMeMe | g2t7wsg | <|sols|><|sot|>People on r/dankmemes trying to code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a1ilkooms5j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programming has gone straight south since GOTO 10
Ah, those where the days.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programminghorror | Giocri | g2thqd6 | <|sols|><|sot|>People on r/dankmemes trying to code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a1ilkooms5j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a lot of work to increment a variable by one.<|eor|><|sor|>x = (x \* 1) + 1 - 0;<|eor|><|sor|>Still more efficient because jumps are heavy operations.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
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