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programminghorror
ThaiJohnnyDepp
g2tnakp
<|sols|><|sot|>People on r/dankmemes trying to code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a1ilkooms5j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programming has gone straight south since GOTO 10 Ah, those where the days.<|eor|><|sor|> 10 PRINT "FARTS" 20 GOTO 10<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
71
programminghorror
Will_FS
g2tdip5
<|sols|><|sot|>People on r/dankmemes trying to code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a1ilkooms5j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In Unity I created a for loop to go through an array of gameobjects, and once I found the one I needed I broke out of the loop. Was that wrong?<|eor|><|soopr|>no but this for loop breaks after the first ite...
70
programminghorror
AdyWasNotEnough
g2tus89
<|sols|><|sot|>People on r/dankmemes trying to code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a1ilkooms5j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Based on the code I would say that was meant to be a joke<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
62
programminghorror
wabbadabbagabgab
g2t6d8i
<|sols|><|sot|>People on r/dankmemes trying to code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a1ilkooms5j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oof, I don't think the break is the only problem.<|eor|><|sor|>Why? the rest is correct even if useless<|eor|><|sor|>Unless you already have x defined you're gonna get an error saying x is undefined. And he...
56
programminghorror
blueg3
g2tij35
<|sols|><|sot|>People on r/dankmemes trying to code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a1ilkooms5j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are cases where a break in a for-loop is justified this is not one of them.<|eor|><|sor|>Was going to say the same. Sometimes you only know the upper bound and not the actual value when the loop star...
45
programminghorror
Naitsab_33
g2t74x7
<|sols|><|sot|>People on r/dankmemes trying to code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a1ilkooms5j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are cases where a break in a for-loop is justified this is not one of them.<|eor|><|sor|>Was going to say the same. Sometimes you only know the upper bound and not the actual value when the loop star...
40
programminghorror
enp2s0
g2tuwz1
<|sols|><|sot|>People on r/dankmemes trying to code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a1ilkooms5j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are cases where a break in a for-loop is justified this is not one of them.<|eor|><|sor|>Was going to say the same. Sometimes you only know the upper bound and not the actual value when the loop star...
40
programminghorror
BalintCsala
glwk7k
<|sols|><|sot|>A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw1r0zui2hz41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,501
programminghorror
leviathon01
fr09ro3
<|sols|><|sot|>A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw1r0zui2hz41.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is simultaneously wonderful and horrid! Nice work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,089
programminghorror
adrael-i
fr0b194
<|sols|><|sot|>A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw1r0zui2hz41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure if I'm impressed or offended<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
350
programminghorror
mpinnegar
fr0cit6
<|sols|><|sot|>A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw1r0zui2hz41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Took me a solid minute to realize this is actual code and note a huge comment block<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
303
programminghorror
vitalo92i
fr0bhbm
<|sols|><|sot|>A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw1r0zui2hz41.png<|eol|><|sor|>lmao what are this define ? `#define ` `#define ` `#define ` `#define ` `#define `<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
236
programminghorror
tubescreamer568
fr0bya7
<|sols|><|sot|>A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw1r0zui2hz41.png<|eol|><|sor|>lmao what are this define ? `#define ` `#define ` `#define ` `#define ` `#define `<|eor|><|sor|>That's a secret sauce<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
147
programminghorror
Azzk1kr
fr0elsc
<|sols|><|sot|>A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw1r0zui2hz41.png<|eol|><|soopr|>[https://gist.github.com/BalintCsala/351e4376c68f6c64fbb2d97db104ced2](https://gist.github.com/BalintCsala/351e4376c68f6c64fbb2d97db104ced2)<|eoopr|><|sor|>There's a link "Rep...
147
programminghorror
radmadicalhatter
fr16g5e
<|sols|><|sot|>A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw1r0zui2hz41.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is simultaneously wonderful and horrid! Nice work.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, like I almost want to like this, I mean, its commented... right? Its definitely not as useless as // t...
143
programminghorror
l2protoss
fr0noxs
<|sols|><|sot|>A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw1r0zui2hz41.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is actually art, albeit a pain to maintain<|eor|><|sor|>The real big brain move is to spend 300 hours building a library that auto generates this documentation.<|eor|><|eol...
106
programminghorror
nathan_lesage
fr0echw
<|sols|><|sot|>A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw1r0zui2hz41.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is actually art, albeit a pain to maintain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
96
programminghorror
I2obiN
fr0fwig
<|sols|><|sot|>A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw1r0zui2hz41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm both horrified and impressed. I'm also certain someone will turn this into a js framework too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
96
programminghorror
michaelloda9
fr0bg18
<|sols|><|sot|>A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw1r0zui2hz41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Whoever came up with this needs to go see a psychiatrist<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
80
programminghorror
BalintCsala
fr06nft
<|sols|><|sot|>A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw1r0zui2hz41.png<|eol|><|soopr|>[https://gist.github.com/BalintCsala/351e4376c68f6c64fbb2d97db104ced2](https://gist.github.com/BalintCsala/351e4376c68f6c64fbb2d97db104ced2)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
79
programminghorror
shortnamed
fr0e1tm
<|sols|><|sot|>A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw1r0zui2hz41.png<|eol|><|sor|>lmao what are this define ? `#define ` `#define ` `#define ` `#define ` `#define `<|eor|><|sor|> is chinese for (hu)man.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
62
programminghorror
abc_wtf
fr0cc1g
<|sols|><|sot|>A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw1r0zui2hz41.png<|eol|><|sor|>lmao what are this define ? `#define ` `#define ` `#define ` `#define ` `#define `<|eor|><|sor|>You can see them if you look carefully. As the small box in left of t...
36
programminghorror
nathan_lesage
fr0o3l0
<|sols|><|sot|>A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw1r0zui2hz41.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is actually art, albeit a pain to maintain<|eor|><|sor|>The real big brain move is to spend 300 hours building a library that auto generates this documentation.<|eor|><|sor...
35
programminghorror
Vlyn
fr1j2fv
<|sols|><|sot|>A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw1r0zui2hz41.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is simultaneously wonderful and horrid! Nice work.<|eor|><|sor|>I just quietly mouthed ^(whaaat? no. whaaaaat? nooo.) for half a minute while staring at it. It's programme...
34
programminghorror
Coldus
fr0ulid
<|sols|><|sot|>A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw1r0zui2hz41.png<|eol|><|sor|>lmao what are this define ? `#define ` `#define ` `#define ` `#define ` `#define `<|eor|><|sor|>That's a secret sauce<|eor|><|sor|>Spice melange<|eor|><|eols|><|endo...
30
programminghorror
BalintCsala
fr0o2sd
<|sols|><|sot|>A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw1r0zui2hz41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Doesn't compile for me, with g++ 9.2.0. I get several errors, including: > uml.cpp:11:9: error: macro names must be identifiers > 11 | #define > | ...
29
programminghorror
AaylaBlyat
irfigv
<|sols|><|sot|>A close coworker passed away from cancer recently and I've been promoted to fill his place. This is the website I've inherited.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/AjmOpCc.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,470
programminghorror
reverendsteveii
g4ymnxo
<|sols|><|sot|>A close coworker passed away from cancer recently and I've been promoted to fill his place. This is the website I've inherited.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/AjmOpCc.png<|eol|><|sor|>I gotta be honest if I've got a terminal illness I'm probably not gonna work too hard to get my test coverage up.<|eor|...
1,308
programminghorror
reallifereallysucks
g4ymnnt
<|sols|><|sot|>A close coworker passed away from cancer recently and I've been promoted to fill his place. This is the website I've inherited.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/AjmOpCc.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am not too experienced but couldn't it be in fact some not installed packages or frameworks leading to so many errors...
336
programminghorror
Alundra828
g4yqfw6
<|sols|><|sot|>A close coworker passed away from cancer recently and I've been promoted to fill his place. This is the website I've inherited.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/AjmOpCc.png<|eol|><|sor|>I gotta be honest if I've got a terminal illness I'm probably not gonna work too hard to get my test coverage up.<|eor|...
274
programminghorror
AaylaBlyat
g4yrm24
<|sols|><|sot|>A close coworker passed away from cancer recently and I've been promoted to fill his place. This is the website I've inherited.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/AjmOpCc.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am not too experienced but couldn't it be in fact some not installed packages or frameworks leading to so many errors...
213
programminghorror
RandomOkayGuy
g4ynrtv
<|sols|><|sot|>A close coworker passed away from cancer recently and I've been promoted to fill his place. This is the website I've inherited.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/AjmOpCc.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am not too experienced but couldn't it be in fact some not installed packages or frameworks leading to so many errors...
134
programminghorror
AaylaBlyat
g4z7flk
<|sols|><|sot|>A close coworker passed away from cancer recently and I've been promoted to fill his place. This is the website I've inherited.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/AjmOpCc.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am not too experienced but couldn't it be in fact some not installed packages or frameworks leading to so many errors...
126
programminghorror
-user--name-
g4ylmr3
<|sols|><|sot|>A close coworker passed away from cancer recently and I've been promoted to fill his place. This is the website I've inherited.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/AjmOpCc.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sorry to break this to you, but this is the cancer your co-worker died to...<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah i'm passing away soon, s...
105
programminghorror
have_compassion
g4z7blb
<|sols|><|sot|>A close coworker passed away from cancer recently and I've been promoted to fill his place. This is the website I've inherited.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/AjmOpCc.png<|eol|><|sor|>How do you even make 7k errors and just leave them in there.<|eor|><|sor|>One of my former co-workers coded based on la...
101
programminghorror
reallifereallysucks
g4ythra
<|sols|><|sot|>A close coworker passed away from cancer recently and I've been promoted to fill his place. This is the website I've inherited.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/AjmOpCc.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am not too experienced but couldn't it be in fact some not installed packages or frameworks leading to so many errors...
80
programminghorror
vert3xo
g4yv1fo
<|sols|><|sot|>A close coworker passed away from cancer recently and I've been promoted to fill his place. This is the website I've inherited.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/AjmOpCc.png<|eol|><|sor|>How do you even make 7k errors and just leave them in there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
70
programminghorror
pcopley
g4ytiy2
<|sols|><|sot|>A close coworker passed away from cancer recently and I've been promoted to fill his place. This is the website I've inherited.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/AjmOpCc.png<|eol|><|sor|>Talk about job security. "You can't fire me, im the only one who understands this mangled beast!"<|eor|><|sor|>I should...
69
programminghorror
thomhurst
g4zx883
<|sols|><|sot|>A close coworker passed away from cancer recently and I've been promoted to fill his place. This is the website I've inherited.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/AjmOpCc.png<|eol|><|sor|>I gotta be honest if I've got a terminal illness I'm probably not gonna work too hard to get my test coverage up.<|eor|...
69
programminghorror
wundrwweapon
g4yrmqo
<|sols|><|sot|>A close coworker passed away from cancer recently and I've been promoted to fill his place. This is the website I've inherited.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/AjmOpCc.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am not too experienced but couldn't it be in fact some not installed packages or frameworks leading to so many errors...
57
programminghorror
kuemmel234
g4yrve3
<|sols|><|sot|>A close coworker passed away from cancer recently and I've been promoted to fill his place. This is the website I've inherited.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/AjmOpCc.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am not too experienced but couldn't it be in fact some not installed packages or frameworks leading to so many errors...
46
programminghorror
aduckandanaxe
g4yp431
<|sols|><|sot|>A close coworker passed away from cancer recently and I've been promoted to fill his place. This is the website I've inherited.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/AjmOpCc.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's a cancel if I've ever seen one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39
programminghorror
pxOMR
g4ym2qj
<|sols|><|sot|>A close coworker passed away from cancer recently and I've been promoted to fill his place. This is the website I've inherited.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/AjmOpCc.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sorry to break this to you, but this is the cancer your co-worker died to...<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah i'm passing away soon, s...
39
programminghorror
AaylaBlyat
g4z76k9
<|sols|><|sot|>A close coworker passed away from cancer recently and I've been promoted to fill his place. This is the website I've inherited.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/AjmOpCc.png<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, that warning could be the result of a miss-configuration in the project...<|eor|><|soopr|>It was not. Pleas...
36
programminghorror
Bob-The-One
jiiblp
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ is now for beginners<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bgzyiliqzgv51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,222
programminghorror
SZ4L4Y
ga6v5fx
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ is now for beginners<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bgzyiliqzgv51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, python compiler.<|eor|><|sor|>If Python was just a bunch of C++ macros it would run fast.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
786
programminghorror
Bob-The-One
ga6zo53
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ is now for beginners<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bgzyiliqzgv51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, python compiler.<|eor|><|sor|>If Python was just a bunch of C++ macros it would run fast.<|eor|><|soopr|>To be fair, the preprocessor would be crying at this point<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
387
programminghorror
Lightfire228
ga6s7sl
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ is now for beginners<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bgzyiliqzgv51.png<|eol|><|sor|>you can only make functions that return an int<|eor|><|sor|>Well, to the cpu, everything's an `int`. Just re-interpret it to whatever value you need!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
277
programminghorror
KaranasToll
ga7qo23
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ is now for beginners<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bgzyiliqzgv51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, python compiler.<|eor|><|sor|>If Python was just a bunch of C++ macros it would run fast.<|eor|><|soopr|>To be fair, the preprocessor would be crying at this point<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yes but that is at compile time...
251
programminghorror
teaovercoffee_
ga6rexk
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ is now for beginners<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bgzyiliqzgv51.png<|eol|><|sor|>you can only make functions that return an int<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
229
programminghorror
mr_hard_name
ga6v5yk
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ is now for beginners<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bgzyiliqzgv51.png<|eol|><|sor|>you can only make functions that return an int<|eor|><|sor|>Well, to the cpu, everything's an `int`. Just re-interpret it to whatever value you need!<|eor|><|sor|>Just use void * for everything and then cast types onl...
170
programminghorror
jlamothe
ga6zw59
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ is now for beginners<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bgzyiliqzgv51.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is simultaneously beautiful and horrifying. Well done?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
108
programminghorror
white_shadow131
ga8o1ys
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ is now for beginners<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bgzyiliqzgv51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, python compiler.<|eor|><|sor|>If Python was just a bunch of C++ macros it would run fast.<|eor|><|sor|>haha phyton slow<|eor|><|sor|>Snek has no legs, can't run.<|eor|><|sor|>C++ is so fast it even makes web re...
101
programminghorror
SZ4L4Y
ga7zxor
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ is now for beginners<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bgzyiliqzgv51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, python compiler.<|eor|><|sor|>If Python was just a bunch of C++ macros it would run fast.<|eor|><|sor|>haha phyton slow<|eor|><|sor|>Snek has no legs, can't run.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
93
programminghorror
oneMerlin
ga74aeo
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ is now for beginners<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bgzyiliqzgv51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have inherited and had to support code that abused the C preprocessor almost that badly to create a bastardized Pascal-ish nightmare. Burn it. Burn it with fire. Then nuke the ashes from orbit, it's the only way t...
71
programminghorror
mr_hard_name
ga77oab
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ is now for beginners<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bgzyiliqzgv51.png<|eol|><|sor|>you can only make functions that return an int<|eor|><|sor|>Well, to the cpu, everything's an `int`. Just re-interpret it to whatever value you need!<|eor|><|sor|>Just use void * for everything and then cast types onl...
70
programminghorror
Bob-The-One
ga6z7tm
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ is now for beginners<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bgzyiliqzgv51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't use fn, it's too hard.. use long name more like function instead.<|eor|><|soopr|>Youre right, Im sorry<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
64
programminghorror
DerSaltman
ga91rng
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ is now for beginners<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bgzyiliqzgv51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, python compiler.<|eor|><|sor|>If Python was just a bunch of C++ macros it would run fast.<|eor|><|soopr|>To be fair, the preprocessor would be crying at this point<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yes but that is at compile time...
64
programminghorror
very_mechanical
ga7j7i1
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ is now for beginners<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bgzyiliqzgv51.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>henlo henlo henlo henlo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
60
programminghorror
KookyWrangler
ga967bg
<|sols|><|sot|>C++ is now for beginners<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bgzyiliqzgv51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, python compiler.<|eor|><|sor|>If Python was just a bunch of C++ macros it would run fast.<|eor|><|soopr|>To be fair, the preprocessor would be crying at this point<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yes but that is at compile time...
57
programminghorror
kaapipo
jvslke
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,166
programminghorror
mohragk
gclzd98
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who ever thought that was a good idea deserves a special place in hell.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,169
programminghorror
caviyacht
gclyskg
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ABAP, yes...was the language I used right out of college 10yrs ago. Was really good at it, but absolutely hated it. Never again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
431
programminghorror
PhilippTheProgrammer
gcn1yqx
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ABAP, yes...was the language I used right out of college 10yrs ago. Was really good at it, but absolutely hated it. Never again.<|eor|><|sor|>What was it actually used for?<|eor|><|sor|>It's the proprietary ...
315
programminghorror
GDDragonGN_GDDK
gcmfzfi
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who ever thought that was a good idea deserves a special place in hell.<|eor|><|sor|>As someone who works with ABAP... I agree.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
312
programminghorror
EisCremeDealer
gclzul1
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are so many weird things in ABAP, like using 'X' for true and ' ' (Space) for false... (and '-' for undefined)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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GDDragonGN_GDDK
gcn2lnv
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who ever thought that was a good idea deserves a special place in hell.<|eor|><|sor|>As someone who works with ABAP... I agree.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh goodness please tell me you're okay<|eor|><|sor|> REPORT z_am_...
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whizzythorne
gcmsgkh
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who ever thought that was a good idea deserves a special place in hell.<|eor|><|sor|>As someone who works with ABAP... I agree.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh goodness please tell me you're okay<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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NabrenX
gcm92ho
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Seems like a language designed for job security.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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gp57
gcm56nj
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are so many weird things in ABAP, like using 'X' for true and ' ' (Space) for false... (and '-' for undefined)<|eor|><|sor|>Interesting, so a boolean is like a tristate checkbox. I hate it, but it's i...
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kevinsal03
gcm78nv
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ABAP, yes...was the language I used right out of college 10yrs ago. Was really good at it, but absolutely hated it. Never again.<|eor|><|sor|>What was it actually used for?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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novedevo
gcmqhcx
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You absolutely could not pay me to write in this language<|eor|><|sor|>A good sap developer can make $400 - $600 pr hour, no kidding<|eor|><|sor|>On consideration of this further information, you could pay m...
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ReAethered
gcm7quv
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ABAP, yes...was the language I used right out of college 10yrs ago. Was really good at it, but absolutely hated it. Never again.<|eor|><|sor|>What was it actually used for?<|eor|><|sor|>It's for SAP systems ...
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IrritableGourmet
gcmmy07
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are so many weird things in ABAP, like using 'X' for true and ' ' (Space) for false... (and '-' for undefined)<|eor|><|sor|>Interesting, so a boolean is like a tristate checkbox. I hate it, but it's i...
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TorbenKoehn
gcn8uv8
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who ever thought that was a good idea deserves a special place in hell.<|eor|><|sor|>As someone who works with ABAP... I agree.<|eor|><|sor|>Genuine question as I'm curious: Why would you choose to use this ...
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LonelyContext
gcm1cx9
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bash is the same. That's a fun learning curve.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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OneTrueKingOfOOO
gcm8qut
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bash is the same. That's a fun learning curve.<|eor|><|sor|>Been writing bash for 8 years now and I still never know where to put spaces<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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bfunk07
gcm20nc
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who ever thought that was a good idea deserves a special place in hell.<|eor|><|sor|>The deepest of pits.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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superking2
gcmbb0r
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You absolutely could not pay me to write in this language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Wenai
gcmfnnd
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You absolutely could not pay me to write in this language<|eor|><|sor|>A good sap developer can make $400 - $600 pr hour, no kidding<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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superking2
gcmzs0l
<|sols|><|sot|>Please tell me this is just a dream<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j6sp005ltsz51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You absolutely could not pay me to write in this language<|eor|><|sor|>A good sap developer can make $400 - $600 pr hour, no kidding<|eor|><|sor|>On consideration of this further information, you could pay m...
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guitarist_on_reddit
jy9yom
<|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Haus42
gd1zkvn
<|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gonna need an orthodontist to straighten out those braces.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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mogzhey2711
gd24co4
<|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jython<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Aphrontic_Alchemist
gd1wop3
<|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you really want to be a Python programmer, but youre forced into Java. But hey, its kind of more readable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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lil-libsoc
gd1wrj5
<|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> 1. open intellij 2. go to code > format file 3. ??? 4. profit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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wojwesoly
gd2vwht
<|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gonna need an orthodontist to straighten out those braces.<|eor|><|sor|>I was looking at the code and couldn't figure out what's wrong and then I saw your comment and looked to the right<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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indyK1ng
gd20qa6
<|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you really want to be a Python programmer, but youre forced into Java. But hey, its kind of more readable.<|eor|><|sor|>No it's not. I thought there was a major bug due to the lack of braces until I saw where they were. <|eor|><|eols...
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Thenderick
gd26tzo
<|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That is not depression... That is being insane... Who ever did this needs to go to an asylum!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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beeonajetski
gd2cnky
<|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My sleep deprived brain just thought this was python for a minute. When I saw the brackets I was like oh no<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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droi86
gd1y29z
<|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> 1. open intellij 2. go to code > format file 3. ??? 4. profit<|eor|><|sor|>Command + alt + L<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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i47
gd3p57y
<|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jython<|eor|><|sor|>Had a professor in college who refused to let us use the default Python installations on our computers (or even install from official source) and made every student install actual Jython<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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GodHatesJavascript
gd2g8x4
<|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you really want to be a Python programmer, but youre forced into Java. But hey, its kind of more readable.<|eor|><|sor|>No it's not. I thought there was a major bug due to the lack of braces until I saw where they were. <|eor|><|sor|...
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Zer0ji
gd3293b
<|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gonna need an orthodontist to straighten out those braces.<|eor|><|sor|>I audibly gasped when I saw them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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thisimpetus
gd20n1y
<|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...it had never occurred to me to organize braces this way.... and yet python is my favourite language... a new day has dawned for me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Romner_set
gd25lev
<|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...it had never occurred to me to organize braces this way.... and yet python is my favourite language... a new day has dawned for me<|eor|><|sor|>don't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Naitsab_33
gd31stj
<|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That is not depression... That is being insane... Who ever did this needs to go to an asylum!<|eor|><|sor|>Atleast it's still readable code, although not confirming with any norms. There's alot of worse stuff sometimes on this subreddit<...
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GodHatesJavascript
gd27wdk
<|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you really want to be a Python programmer, but youre forced into Java. But hey, its kind of more readable.<|eor|><|sor|>No it's not. I thought there was a major bug due to the lack of braces until I saw where they were. <|eor|><|sor|...
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emperorOfTheUniverse
gd2l5hj
<|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...it had never occurred to me to organize braces this way.... and yet python is my favourite language... a new day has dawned for me<|eor|><|sor|>don't.<|eor|><|sor|>Why not?<|eor|><|sor|>Because coming up with a 'clever' way to space yo...
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OKara061
gd2db1l
<|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you really want to be a Python programmer, but youre forced into Java. But hey, its kind of more readable.<|eor|><|sor|>No it's not. I thought there was a major bug due to the lack of braces until I saw where they were. <|eor|><|sor|...
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