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programminghorror | iEatPlankton | gd23rie | <|sols|><|sot|>Why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4kr1md1k7l061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Here, you dropped this: { }<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programminghorror | rajesh_dude0 | lgsd18 | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,134 |
programminghorror | IsAlwaysHungry | gmt956c | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Complexity o(n)
Memory usage o(n)
This is a perfect sort algorithm.
/s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 675 |
programminghorror | Beautah | gmt6r8p | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm kind of impressed a person could think of this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 351 |
programminghorror | raaneholmg | gmteir7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In case anyone's wondering, no it does not work in most real-life use cases.
Larger arrays or arrays containing negatives will sort incorrectly.<|eor|><|sor|>No, the negative numbers will simply cause the print to be exec... | 301 |
programminghorror | lifeRunsOnCod3 | gmtjfcj | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Complexity o(n)
Memory usage o(n)
This is a perfect sort algorithm.
/s<|eor|><|sor|>"Time" Complexity LOL<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programminghorror | BLucky_RD | gmtumlu | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Complexity o(n)
Memory usage o(n)
This is a perfect sort algorithm.
/s<|eor|><|sor|>Complexity: O(h no)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 239 |
programminghorror | Djokito | gmt6lo9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's both smartish and absolutely awful, thanks!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 209 |
programminghorror | riga_mortus | gmthnmc | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In case anyone's wondering, no it does not work in most real-life use cases.
Larger arrays or arrays containing negatives will sort incorrectly.<|eor|><|sor|>No, the negative numbers will simply cause the print to be exec... | 171 |
programminghorror | RiderHood | gmtbtrx | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you already know the min and max. Transform each element by (x-min)/(max-min). Each sort now takes exactly one second.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programminghorror | riga_mortus | gmt8inf | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In case anyone's wondering, no it does not work in most real-life use cases.
Larger arrays or arrays containing negatives will sort incorrectly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programminghorror | MechanicalHorse | gmtwxhk | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In case anyone's wondering, no it does not work in most real-life use cases.
Larger arrays or arrays containing negatives will sort incorrectly.<|eor|><|sor|>No, the negative numbers will simply cause the print to be exec... | 92 |
programminghorror | ray10k | gmtdwg3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you already know the min and max. Transform each element by (x-min)/(max-min). Each sort now takes exactly one second.<|eor|><|sor|>Until you start running into floating point precision issues, of course<|eor|><|eols|><... | 81 |
programminghorror | Needleroozer | gmwi558 | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm kind of impressed a person could think of this<|eor|><|sor|>If I asked them to code a sort and they came up with this, I'd hire them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programminghorror | stone_henge | gmtohns | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Complexity o(n)
Memory usage o(n)
This is a perfect sort algorithm.
/s<|eor|><|sor|>For anyone who doesn't understand why this is wrong: _n_ is the number of bits needed to describe the problem, but each bit you add to a ... | 72 |
programminghorror | sharddblade | gmteco0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Noob here. Can someone explain how it works?<|eor|><|sor|>It iterates over an array of values. For each value, it registers a callback that logs the value after the value in milliseconds of time has passed. The values are ... | 64 |
programminghorror | OneTrueKingOfOOO | gmtmaiw | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Complexity o(n)
Memory usage o(n)
This is a perfect sort algorithm.
/s<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes the O matters more than the n<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programminghorror | deathbutton1 | gmts5hu | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer quantum bogosort.
Bogosort is when you randomize the list until it is sorted.
Quantum bogosort is when you quantumly randomize the list, and if the list is not sorted then destroy the universe (left as an exerci... | 43 |
programminghorror | Tinamil | gmucwv0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Complexity o(n)
Memory usage o(n)
This is a perfect sort algorithm.
/s<|eor|><|sor|>For anyone who doesn't understand why this is wrong: _n_ is the number of bits needed to describe the problem, but each bit you add to a ... | 38 |
programminghorror | Ragingman2 | gmu1fpt | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Complexity o(n)
Memory usage o(n)
This is a perfect sort algorithm.
/s<|eor|><|sor|>For anyone who doesn't understand why this is wrong: _n_ is the number of bits needed to describe the problem, but each bit you add to a ... | 36 |
programminghorror | EntropySpark | gmwy840 | <|sols|><|sot|>I present: SleepSort<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/czwjt4cxumg61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm kind of impressed a person could think of this<|eor|><|sor|>If I asked them to code a sort and they came up with this, I'd hire them.<|eor|><|sor|>Hire them only if they can also explain why it isn't actually O(n), and... | 36 |
programminghorror | danfay222 | i1b3cf | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this test-driven development?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0nkzjwhc48e51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,012 |
programminghorror | Madoka_the_Goddess | fzw8w0i | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this test-driven development?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0nkzjwhc48e51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine if the unit test picked the number at random. They would still be adding `if` statements to this day...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 541 |
programminghorror | Kitsuba | fzw3ii1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this test-driven development?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0nkzjwhc48e51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Worst implementation of test driven programming i've ever witnessed hahahaha<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programminghorror | lgastako | fzww6tt | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this test-driven development?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0nkzjwhc48e51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TDD: Ticket Driven Development.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
programminghorror | Linguaphonia | fzw5nme | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this test-driven development?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0nkzjwhc48e51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The ones for the tests are terrible but the ones for the tickets are top programming horror.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programminghorror | Linguaphonia | fzwa7f7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this test-driven development?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0nkzjwhc48e51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine if the unit test picked the number at random. They would still be adding `if` statements to this day...<|eor|><|sor|>One day property based testing will make it's way into the mainstream.<|eor|><|eols|>... | 152 |
programminghorror | monkeyinmysoup | fzx5ipg | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this test-driven development?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0nkzjwhc48e51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ITT: people not understanding this is clearly a joke<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programminghorror | Invertonix | fzvuxkw | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this test-driven development?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0nkzjwhc48e51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LMAO. Just hardcode the tests and be done with it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programminghorror | Needleroozer | fzxp6q6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this test-driven development?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0nkzjwhc48e51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TDD: Ticket Driven Development.<|eor|><|sor|>You laugh, but at my last job the bug tracker was used to introduce new features. The bug was closed when the feature was implemented.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programminghorror | ITriedLightningTendr | fzy0or9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this test-driven development?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0nkzjwhc48e51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TDD: Ticket Driven Development.<|eor|><|sor|>You laugh, but at my last job the bug tracker was used to introduce new features. The bug was closed when the feature was implemented.<|eor|><|sor|>I dunno, seems fi... | 51 |
programminghorror | danfay222 | fzwty20 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this test-driven development?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0nkzjwhc48e51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine if the unit test picked the number at random. They would still be adding `if` statements to this day...<|eor|><|sor|>But what would you use to test if the solution for the random number is correct? The ... | 51 |
programminghorror | cereal_killer_69 | fzwov1f | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this test-driven development?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0nkzjwhc48e51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>sometimes i do this for the rush of passing all tests and be motivated to actually fix the code<|eor|><|sor|>\* demotivated
Honestly I recently got a new job and there are *no code reviews* and it's heaven! I'... | 45 |
programminghorror | danfay222 | fzwtmbx | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this test-driven development?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0nkzjwhc48e51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine if the unit test picked the number at random. They would still be adding `if` statements to this day...<|eor|><|sor|>But what would you use to test if the solution for the random number is correct? The ... | 44 |
programminghorror | PlaneCrashers | fzwvja1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this test-driven development?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0nkzjwhc48e51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine if the unit test picked the number at random. They would still be adding `if` statements to this day...<|eor|><|sor|>One day property based testing will make it's way into the mainstream.<|eor|><|sor|>N... | 43 |
programminghorror | gipp | fzwgj0x | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this test-driven development?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0nkzjwhc48e51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the point of having such horror in your code. Nothing usefull can be returned by this function/method. Most part of coding horrors use to return some usefull stuff, but this...<|eor|><|sor|>Not sure if ... | 42 |
programminghorror | danfay222 | fzwa4gm | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this test-driven development?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0nkzjwhc48e51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the point of having such horror in your code. Nothing usefull can be returned by this function/method. Most part of coding horrors use to return some usefull stuff, but this...<|eor|><|soopr|>What do yo... | 30 |
programminghorror | danfay222 | fzx5txs | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this test-driven development?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0nkzjwhc48e51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this can be a real approach called "evil pair programming" wherein your partner writes a test suite and you write a function that passes the tests even if the function itself is completely stupid. the idea is t... | 29 |
programminghorror | nulldesign | fzyu4lu | <|sols|><|sot|>Is this test-driven development?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0nkzjwhc48e51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TDD: Ticket Driven Development.<|eor|><|sor|>You laugh, but at my last job the bug tracker was used to introduce new features. The bug was closed when the feature was implemented.<|eor|><|sor|>This is a fairly ... | 27 |
programminghorror | TheTechRobo | lzbj2i | <|sols|><|sot|>A Python programmer attempting Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ljB2L7Q.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,005 |
programminghorror | real_mfg | gq1gpje | <|sols|><|sot|>A Python programmer attempting Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ljB2L7Q.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Add a few more tabs in there and it's almost as if the braces and semicolons don't exist<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 295 |
programminghorror | xigoi | gq1hg61 | <|sols|><|sot|>A Python programmer attempting Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ljB2L7Q.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey, it was my turn to post this this week!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programminghorror | 50dimensions | gq1kcok | <|sols|><|sot|>A Python programmer attempting Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ljB2L7Q.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Add a few more tabs in there and it's almost as if the braces and semicolons don't exist<|eor|><|sor|>Then it's just Lua<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programminghorror | DullestWall | gq237qd | <|sols|><|sot|>A Python programmer attempting Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ljB2L7Q.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My first thought was "What's the problem? This looks fine".
My second thought was "Wait, it said Java, how does this compile?"
Then I moved my thumb and saw the horrors on the ends of the lines.<|eor|><|eols|><... | 102 |
programminghorror | Toll1984 | gq1knph | <|sols|><|sot|>A Python programmer attempting Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ljB2L7Q.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mom can we have python?
No we have python at home.
Python at home:<|eor|><|sor|>Jython<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programminghorror | fukitol- | gq1r19g | <|sols|><|sot|>A Python programmer attempting Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ljB2L7Q.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why people don't like braces, they make it so much easier to see different code blocks<|eor|><|sor|>Python is perfectly legible without them, but I'm fine with them too.
Whatever the hell this ... | 96 |
programminghorror | mothzilla | gq1f3ze | <|sols|><|sot|>A Python programmer attempting Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ljB2L7Q.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's a language where this is encouraged for some reason.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programminghorror | Liesmith424 | gq1swtu | <|sols|><|sot|>A Python programmer attempting Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ljB2L7Q.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Add a few more tabs in there and it's almost as if the braces and semicolons don't exist<|eor|><|sor|>Semicolons aren't real; they can't hurt you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programminghorror | Dionysusnu | gq38u6j | <|sols|><|sot|>A Python programmer attempting Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ljB2L7Q.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Add a few more tabs in there and it's almost as if the braces and semicolons don't exist<|eor|><|sor|>Then it's just Lua<|eor|><|sor|>end end end end end end end end end end end end<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programminghorror | railfanespee | gq1fjsd | <|sols|><|sot|>A Python programmer attempting Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ljB2L7Q.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's a language where this is encouraged for some reason.<|eor|><|sor|>Everyday we stray further from God's light.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programminghorror | Emperor-Valtorei | gq1n3vy | <|sols|><|sot|>A Python programmer attempting Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ljB2L7Q.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What in the god damn fuck<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programminghorror | platypus_69 | gq1kgp7 | <|sols|><|sot|>A Python programmer attempting Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ljB2L7Q.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's a language where this is encouraged for some reason.<|eor|><|sor|>Where is this language?<|eor|><|sor|>Idk, probably on earth<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programminghorror | Fred-U | gq2fulq | <|sols|><|sot|>A Python programmer attempting Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ljB2L7Q.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Add a few more tabs in there and it's almost as if the braces and semicolons don't exist<|eor|><|sor|>Semicolons aren't real; they can't hurt you.<|eor|><|sor|>*sees semicolon in this sentence*; AAAAAAAAAAAHHH<|eo... | 30 |
programminghorror | jugnuggets | gq2pea6 | <|sols|><|sot|>A Python programmer attempting Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ljB2L7Q.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mom can we have python?
No we have python at home.
Python at home:<|eor|><|sor|>Jython<|eor|><|sor|>Kill it with fire<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programminghorror | Loading_M_ | gq1q2lt | <|sols|><|sot|>A Python programmer attempting Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ljB2L7Q.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's one of the reasons I absolutely despise Python. I can't deal with code without braces and semicolons, it's an affront to existence itself.<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact, semicolons are optional in python. You can a... | 23 |
programminghorror | plainrane | gq2lozk | <|sols|><|sot|>A Python programmer attempting Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ljB2L7Q.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why people don't like braces, they make it so much easier to see different code blocks<|eor|><|sor|>Python is perfectly legible without them, but I'm fine with them too.
Whatever the hell this ... | 22 |
programminghorror | sambolias | gq1sdge | <|sols|><|sot|>A Python programmer attempting Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ljB2L7Q.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mom can we have python?
No we have python at home.
Python at home:<|eor|><|sor|>Monty python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programminghorror | PhoenixPaladin | qqmj7r | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,983 |
programminghorror | Camcronicus | hk1dvg6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|sor|>//protects against cosmic ray bit flipping<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 967 |
programminghorror | MykonCodes | hk1c5b3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|sor|> That second else statement renders me questioning reality<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 836 |
programminghorror | pravin-singh | hk1k2et | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|sor|>So much checking and still the code will _always_ do `EXIT_FAILURE`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 619 |
programminghorror | omgpliable | hk1buot | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Wow that dude assigned the fuck out of that variable what a pimp<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programminghorror | RouletteSensei | hk1exwh | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|sor|> That second else statement renders me questioning reality<|eor|><|sor|>*turns off simulation server*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programminghorror | Mr_Gobble_Gobble | hk1ezz4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'll take 'Bullshit that people made up trying to get karma' for $100<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programminghorror | kombajno | hk1dr90 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is that what thread safe means?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programminghorror | ilep | hk1i76d | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|sor|>//protects against cosmic ray bit flipping<|eor|><|sor|>Or simply someone does not understand thread synchronization and locking.. Is that perhaps globally shared variable?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programminghorror | PhoenixPaladin | hk1ml88 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|sor|>//protects against cosmic ray bit flipping<|eor|><|sor|>Or simply someone does not understand thread synchronization and locking.. Is that perhaps globally shared variable?<|eor|><|soopr|>Multithreading with a rac... | 108 |
programminghorror | Just_Maintenance | hk1ktwk | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|sor|>noob, true pros do:
while(1)
{
x = 100;
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programminghorror | j0hn4devils | hk1ky03 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|sor|>//protects against cosmic ray bit flipping<|eor|><|sor|>This guy must be an aerospace dev.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programminghorror | omgpliable | hk1v2z3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|sor|>So much checking and still the code will _always_ do `EXIT_FAILURE`<|eor|><|sor|>if there is a race condition to change x!=100 before the 2nd check it won't exit<|eor|><|sor|>Or if your computer explodes<|eor|><|e... | 81 |
programminghorror | Drak1nd | hk1mqoy | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|sor|>//protects against cosmic ray bit flipping<|eor|><|sor|>Or simply someone does not understand thread synchronization and locking.. Is that perhaps globally shared variable?<|eor|><|sor|>hopefully if you have a glo... | 71 |
programminghorror | servel333 | hk3k59v | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|sor|> That second else statement renders me questioning reality<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe there's threading going on, or the dev is worried about buffer over flow from the unshown terrible code around this block. /j<|eor|><|e... | 54 |
programminghorror | marxama | hk1knfu | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is that what thread safe means?<|eor|><|sor|>Nah you gotta run it in a loop for that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programminghorror | Just_Maintenance | hk1kvr4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Obviously they are lacking a third check...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programminghorror | Stereojunkie | hk262gw | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is that what thread safe means?<|eor|><|sor|>Nah you gotta run it in a loop for that<|eor|><|sor|>while(x==100){
x = 100;
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programminghorror | Obnoxious-Split | hk1eyec | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|sor|>What the fucking is this supposed to do<|eor|><|sor|>Double check X is 100<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programminghorror | servel333 | hk3oa55 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gotta double check real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkv4sgtq8py71.png<|eol|><|sor|>//protects against cosmic ray bit flipping<|eor|><|sor|>This guy must be an aerospace dev.<|eor|><|sor|>I worked at a company that made blood glucose meters and we definitely had meters that came back with a singl... | 42 |
programminghorror | anyfactor | nhxb1d | <|sols|><|sot|>If it works, it works.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zbq4buss7i071.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,864 |
programminghorror | justatog | gyz3vad | <|sols|><|sot|>If it works, it works.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zbq4buss7i071.png<|eol|><|sor|>This should be tagged as not safe for work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 854 |
programminghorror | bistr-o-math | gyze722 | <|sols|><|sot|>If it works, it works.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zbq4buss7i071.png<|eol|><|sor|>Unit test passed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 616 |
programminghorror | bestjejust | gyz6mr5 | <|sols|><|sot|>If it works, it works.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zbq4buss7i071.png<|eol|><|sor|>return 7<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programminghorror | Krewsy | gyzphtr | <|sols|><|sot|>If it works, it works.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zbq4buss7i071.png<|eol|><|sor|>Unit test passed<|eor|><|sor|>sum(1,6)
sum(2,5)
sum(3,4)
sum(7,0)
yep, everything looks good to me, boss!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 400 |
programminghorror | DiskFormal | gyyoovu | <|sols|><|sot|>If it works, it works.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zbq4buss7i071.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oooh the scope of this is really something else...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 325 |
programminghorror | pau1rw | gyz5925 | <|sols|><|sot|>If it works, it works.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zbq4buss7i071.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oooh the scope of this is really something else...<|eor|><|sor|>Oh that's it.... I was like... The temp var isnt great, but it's not horror.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programminghorror | Farfignugen42 | gyzbx0x | <|sols|><|sot|>If it works, it works.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zbq4buss7i071.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oooh the scope of this is really something else...<|eor|><|sor|>Oh that's it.... I was like... The temp var isnt great, but it's not horror.<|eor|><|sor|>Meh, could have just return numA+numB, but I suppose the point is ... | 143 |
programminghorror | Reelix | gyzxik4 | <|sols|><|sot|>If it works, it works.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zbq4buss7i071.png<|eol|><|sor|>Unit test passed<|eor|><|sor|>sum(1,6)
sum(2,5)
sum(3,4)
sum(7,0)
yep, everything looks good to me, boss!<|eor|><|sor|>sum(0.6,0.3)
.... :|
... Now that I'm looking at it - It doesn't actually do anything - `... | 102 |
programminghorror | SpaceNinjaDino | gyzcn8y | <|sols|><|sot|>If it works, it works.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zbq4buss7i071.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oooh the scope of this is really something else...<|eor|><|sor|>Oh that's it.... I was like... The temp var isnt great, but it's not horror.<|eor|><|sor|>Meh, could have just return numA+numB, but I suppose the point is ... | 100 |
programminghorror | ImitationRicFlair | gz0doc2 | <|sols|><|sot|>If it works, it works.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zbq4buss7i071.png<|eol|><|sor|>Unit test passed<|eor|><|sor|>sum(1,6)
sum(2,5)
sum(3,4)
sum(7,0)
yep, everything looks good to me, boss!<|eor|><|sor|>sum(0.6,0.3)
.... :|
... Now that I'm looking at it - It doesn't actually do anything - `... | 87 |
programminghorror | chunkyasparagus | gyzpy9x | <|sols|><|sot|>If it works, it works.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zbq4buss7i071.png<|eol|><|sor|>Make sure that the sum of the input variables is always 7 and you are always gonna get the correct result.. lmao..<|eor|><|sor|>A broken clock is accurate twice a day!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programminghorror | Jackplox | gyywpm4 | <|sols|><|sot|>If it works, it works.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zbq4buss7i071.png<|eol|><|sor|>this is killing me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programminghorror | King_Capital47 | gyzqc1z | <|sols|><|sot|>If it works, it works.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zbq4buss7i071.png<|eol|><|sor|>Make sure that the sum of the input variables is always 7 and you are always gonna get the correct result.. lmao..<|eor|><|sor|>A broken clock is accurate twice a day!<|eor|><|sor|>I created a terrible sorting algorithm ... | 47 |
programminghorror | Shriukan33 | gyz9gwi | <|sols|><|sot|>If it works, it works.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zbq4buss7i071.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oooh the scope of this is really something else...<|eor|><|sor|>Oh that's it.... I was like... The temp var isnt great, but it's not horror.<|eor|><|sor|>Meh, could have just return numA+numB, but I suppose the point is ... | 38 |
programminghorror | abejfehr | gyze5xu | <|sols|><|sot|>If it works, it works.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zbq4buss7i071.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am a beginner what is wrong with this? For me when I use return it does not even out put anything. Other than that it seems fine.
EDIT: is it because of numA and numB?<|eor|><|sor|>It doesnt sum the two things being p... | 37 |
programminghorror | AnotherRichard827379 | gyz8q4k | <|sols|><|sot|>If it works, it works.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zbq4buss7i071.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>With incorrect scope? Pay attention to the variable names.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programminghorror | Last_Wallaby_3727 | th26f5 | <|sols|><|sot|>3 days of troubleshooting. Only for this to be the problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/rdysdl6bg5o81<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,781 |
programminghorror | LeatherDude | i15v591 | <|sols|><|sot|>3 days of troubleshooting. Only for this to be the problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/rdysdl6bg5o81<|eol|><|sor|>The plural of regex is regrets<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,304 |
programminghorror | captnkrunch | i15zgeq | <|sols|><|sot|>3 days of troubleshooting. Only for this to be the problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/rdysdl6bg5o81<|eol|><|sor|>The plural of regex is regrets<|eor|><|sor|>I had a problem, and I chose regex to solve it, than I had two problems.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programminghorror | Last_Wallaby_3727 | i15n60p | <|sols|><|sot|>3 days of troubleshooting. Only for this to be the problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/rdysdl6bg5o81<|eol|><|sor|>There are a million online tools to verify regular expressions.<|eor|><|soopr|>How about you verify some bitches? Respectfully<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
programminghorror | Techismylifesadly | i15r7cf | <|sols|><|sot|>3 days of troubleshooting. Only for this to be the problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/rdysdl6bg5o81<|eol|><|sor|>I one spent 10 days trying to debug an issue, to find out the developer before me was indexing a variable that wasnt an array. Causing it to return undefined. The screaming fit I wanted to... | 202 |
programminghorror | Tubthumper8 | i15y5b7 | <|sols|><|sot|>3 days of troubleshooting. Only for this to be the problem<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/rdysdl6bg5o81<|eol|><|sor|>I one spent 10 days trying to debug an issue, to find out the developer before me was indexing a variable that wasnt an array. Causing it to return undefined. The screaming fit I wanted to... | 167 |
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