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programmingcirclejerk
re_anon
bnb0s3
<|sols|><|sot|>Anime Girls Holding Programming Books<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
DiglidiDudeNG
en4absn
<|sols|><|sot|>Anime Girls Holding Programming Books<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books<|eol|><|sor|>K-Konichiwa >///< \*notices that github\* Da-does u has a pictures? OwO \*Giggles, my books jiggling\* u baka \~w\~<|eor|><|sor|>I am going to send a copy of this commen...
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programmingcirclejerk
KatrinaTheLamia
en47y43
<|sols|><|sot|>Anime Girls Holding Programming Books<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books<|eol|><|sor|>K-Konichiwa >///< \*notices that github\* Da-does u has a pictures? OwO \*Giggles, my books jiggling\* u baka \~w\~<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
91
programmingcirclejerk
andiconda
en46ptp
<|sols|><|sot|>Anime Girls Holding Programming Books<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Surprising that this copy pasta comment has so few upvotes. Only 7 upvotes at the time of this writing. I mean, 7 upvotes is respectable of course, b...
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programmingcirclejerk
ProfessorSexyTime
en4jm1b
<|sols|><|sot|>Anime Girls Holding Programming Books<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books<|eol|><|sor|>We really need to purge the weebs. > No nudity (I really don't want to get banned) Coward.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
terserterseness
en42a7a
<|sols|><|sot|>Anime Girls Holding Programming Books<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books<|eol|><|sor|>This was great. Posting the Haskell ones on r/JizzedToThis.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
15rthughes
en47t4c
<|sols|><|sot|>Anime Girls Holding Programming Books<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books<|eol|><|sor|>Weebs? In your field of study? It might be more common than you think<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
pftbest
en53ueb
<|sols|><|sot|>Anime Girls Holding Programming Books<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books<|eol|><|sor|>Why settle for fake images when you can buy [the real deal](https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/4844334158)?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
36
programmingcirclejerk
notjfd
en4yz76
<|sols|><|sot|>Anime Girls Holding Programming Books<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books<|eol|><|sor|>/uj These are used as mascots for 4chan/g/'s Daily Programming Threads, surprising absolutely no one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
34
programmingcirclejerk
lol-no-monads
en4a4m8
<|sols|><|sot|>Anime Girls Holding Programming Books<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books<|eol|><|sor|>This was great. Posting the Haskell ones on r/JizzedToThis.<|eor|><|sor|>[Me](https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books/blob/master/Haskell/Girl_...
30
programmingcirclejerk
BaldLife
en4u4rp
<|sols|><|sot|>Anime Girls Holding Programming Books<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books<|eol|><|sor|>We really need to purge the weebs. > No nudity (I really don't want to get banned) Coward.<|eor|><|sor|>You bet he has tons of em tho<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
IDoCodingStuffs
en4ny9j
<|sols|><|sot|>Anime Girls Holding Programming Books<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books<|eol|><|sor|>K-Konichiwa >///< \*notices that github\* Da-does u has a pictures? OwO \*Giggles, my books jiggling\* u baka \~w\~<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks for the aneurysm, hope you feel g...
26
programmingcirclejerk
RAKtheUndead
en3zgim
<|sols|><|sot|>Anime Girls Holding Programming Books<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books<|eol|><|sor|>Yet another illustration of why anime was a mistake.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Gehenna41
en4houm
<|sols|><|sot|>Anime Girls Holding Programming Books<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books<|eol|><|sor|>My thoughts are... AYAYA AYAYA<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
24
programmingcirclejerk
IDoCodingStuffs
en4nu6f
<|sols|><|sot|>Anime Girls Holding Programming Books<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books<|eol|><|sor|>\> No Scala with its own folder TRIGGERED<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
19
programmingcirclejerk
haskell_leghumper
en5w8hw
<|sols|><|sot|>Anime Girls Holding Programming Books<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books<|eol|><|sor|>Why settle for fake images when you can buy [the real deal](https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/4844334158)?<|eor|><|sor|>Ellu ellu vwee emma?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
16
programmingcirclejerk
Graf_Blutwurst
en540e8
<|sols|><|sot|>Anime Girls Holding Programming Books<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books<|eol|><|sor|>> HoTT ( ) quite so<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
14
programmingcirclejerk
senntenial
en4pd7z
<|sols|><|sot|>Anime Girls Holding Programming Books<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books<|eol|><|sor|>This was great. Posting the Haskell ones on r/JizzedToThis.<|eor|><|sor|>I love sorting by controversial<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
14
programmingcirclejerk
BaldLife
en4txbd
<|sols|><|sot|>Anime Girls Holding Programming Books<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books<|eol|><|sor|>This was great. Posting the Haskell ones on r/JizzedToThis.<|eor|><|sor|>[Me](https://github.com/boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books/blob/master/Haskell/Girl_...
14
programmingcirclejerk
MentallyMetastable
5m9lnj
<|sols|><|sot|>when u mention back-end on ur resume but only know nodejs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/lK0Ved9.gifv<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
okmkz
dc1xduq
<|sols|><|sot|>when u mention back-end on ur resume but only know nodejs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/lK0Ved9.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>FULLSTACK JS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
wolf2600
dc3a9s8
<|sols|><|sot|>when u mention back-end on ur resume but only know nodejs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/lK0Ved9.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>The guy's face. LOL<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Capashinke
dc2h05i
<|sols|><|sot|>when u mention back-end on ur resume but only know nodejs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/lK0Ved9.gifv<|eol|><|sor|> LOL imgur selfpost<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
HurtlesIntoTurtles
dc1y963
<|sols|><|sot|>when u mention back-end on ur resume but only know nodejs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/lK0Ved9.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>FULLSTACK JS<|eor|><|sor|>Hmm, looks interesting - how does it compare to Vue.js? I'm starting to feel old because I didn't have to fix API breakage this year yet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftex...
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programmingcirclejerk
heymanitsmematthew
dcnlx3b
<|sols|><|sot|>when u mention back-end on ur resume but only know nodejs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/lK0Ved9.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>The guy's face. LOL<|eor|><|sor|>That is sir David Attenborough, friendo <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
programmingcirclejerk
Xerxero
dc2zz1g
<|sols|><|sot|>when u mention back-end on ur resume but only know nodejs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/lK0Ved9.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>FULLSTACK JS<|eor|><|sor|>Hmm, looks interesting - how does it compare to Vue.js? I'm starting to feel old because I didn't have to fix API breakage this year yet.<|eor|><|sor|>Start with ...
9
programmingcirclejerk
senntenial
dc6vv3w
<|sols|><|sot|>when u mention back-end on ur resume but only know nodejs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/lK0Ved9.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcLJGZ0tvxk<|eor|><|sor|>This is my favorite comment of all time. I wish I could guild you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8
programmingcirclejerk
Floppal
hndoqa6
<|sols|><|sot|>when u mention back-end on ur resume but only know nodejs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/lK0Ved9.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, you can still comment 4 years later?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6
programmingcirclejerk
possibly_not_a_bot
m3krui
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
muntaxitome
gqq2zyl
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|sor|>People complain that our widget takes more space in memo...
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programmingcirclejerk
possibly_not_a_bot
gqpb2bp
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|soopr|>Electron is the future of application development. /u...
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programmingcirclejerk
duckbill_principate
gqq0ic1
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|sor|>> For context, Austen Allred is the co-founder and CEO o...
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programmingcirclejerk
unit0ne
gqpgf29
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|sor|>> For context, Austen Allred is the co-founder and CEO o...
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programmingcirclejerk
Infernio
gqqp2n6
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|sor|>> I just joined a meeting 3 minutes late instead of 5 be...
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programmingcirclejerk
THICC_DICC_PRICC
gqpwety
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|soopr|>Electron is the future of application development. /u...
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programmingcirclejerk
gefinn_odni
gqpg5s5
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|sor|>10 dollars a month. Netflix or a calendar widget? Tough ...
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programmingcirclejerk
xmcqdpt2
gqqor4i
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|soopr|>Electron is the future of application development. /u...
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programmingcirclejerk
duckbill_principate
gqpcrl8
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|soopr|>Electron is the future of application development. /u...
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programmingcirclejerk
ECUIYCAMOICIQMQACKKE
gqpwta7
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|sor|>/uj A fucking google calendar sync widget. this is a sol...
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programmingcirclejerk
senj
gqps5d5
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|sor|>[im going to become the joker](https://i.imgur.com/xRyQQ...
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programmingcirclejerk
disintegore
gqq0u3h
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|sor|>I'm okay with this. using apple products is like wearing...
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programmingcirclejerk
nemec
gqqufd6
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|sor|>> I understand for pricing purposes we're on the higher ...
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programmingcirclejerk
angry_mr_potato_head
gqprxih
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|soopr|>Electron is the future of application development. /u...
55
programmingcirclejerk
pcopley
gqqkfyu
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|sor|>People complain that our widget takes more space in memo...
53
programmingcirclejerk
camelCaseIsWebScale
gqpll2i
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|sor|>10 dollars a month. Netflix or a calendar widget? Tough ...
51
programmingcirclejerk
MrRandom04
gqqtc2b
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|sor|>Cryptominers should try this strategy: make a native cal...
49
programmingcirclejerk
pareidolist
gqq300b
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|sor|>I'm okay with this. using apple products is like wearing...
49
programmingcirclejerk
duckbill_principate
gqq0ai2
<|sols|><|sot|>"Also, since it's an Electron based widget, is the memory overhead considerable for just a calendar widget?" "Great question. In my menu bar right now, the app's using ~150MB."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26426718<|eol|><|soopr|>Electron is the future of application development. /u...
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programmingcirclejerk
caleb-garth
w8r3hf
<|sols|><|sot|>'volkswagen' detects when your tests are being run in a CI server and makes them pass<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
SickMoonDoe
ihrlpda
<|sols|><|sot|>'volkswagen' detects when your tests are being run in a CI server and makes them pass<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen<|eol|><|sor|>/uj This is objectively funny. /rj This is a trademark violation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
feral_brick
ihrdt8n
<|sols|><|sot|>'volkswagen' detects when your tests are being run in a CI server and makes them pass<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
pareidolist
ihrwxnf
<|sols|><|sot|>'volkswagen' detects when your tests are being run in a CI server and makes them pass<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen<|eol|><|sor|>>**Languages** > >**JavaScript** 100.0% Immorality at its finest. Rust would never let you do something like this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Philpax
ihrm7y6
<|sols|><|sot|>'volkswagen' detects when your tests are being run in a CI server and makes them pass<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen<|eol|><|sor|>sorry OP, but there simply isn't a jerk to be found here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Bizzaro_Murphy
ihrlwty
<|sols|><|sot|>'volkswagen' detects when your tests are being run in a CI server and makes them pass<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk<|eor|><|sor|>I think OP meant to crosspost a comment from proggit "humor"?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
ijmacd
ihsbghq
<|sols|><|sot|>'volkswagen' detects when your tests are being run in a CI server and makes them pass<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen<|eol|><|sor|>/uj This is objectively funny. /rj This is a trademark violation.<|eor|><|sor|>Different industry: no problem.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
exploooooosions
ihrwwyt
<|sols|><|sot|>'volkswagen' detects when your tests are being run in a CI server and makes them pass<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen<|eol|><|sor|>sorry OP, but there simply isn't a jerk to be found here<|eor|><|sor|>But the people over at proghumour won't get it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
blackwhattack
ihrjx03
<|sols|><|sot|>'volkswagen' detects when your tests are being run in a CI server and makes them pass<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen<|eol|><|sor|>Hello this is Volkswagen Lawn Department. Yo, we just sent a cease and desist to this website gitrub it will be taken down this is unacceptable. :q!<|eo...
39
programmingcirclejerk
xcameleonx
ihtwb5r
<|sols|><|sot|>'volkswagen' detects when your tests are being run in a CI server and makes them pass<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen<|eol|><|sor|>/uj the amount of devs that are going to unironically use this package and call it a good thing makes me want to quit now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
1LargeAdult
ihsb0k1
<|sols|><|sot|>'volkswagen' detects when your tests are being run in a CI server and makes them pass<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen<|eol|><|sor|>[](https://i.imgur.com/Rqlq5ft.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
InflationAaron
ihsfqte
<|sols|><|sot|>'volkswagen' detects when your tests are being run in a CI server and makes them pass<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen<|eol|><|sor|>Hello this is Volkswagen Lawn Department. Yo, we just sent a cease and desist to this website gitrub it will be taken down this is unacceptable. :q!<|eo...
23
programmingcirclejerk
anon202001
ihsrnyn
<|sols|><|sot|>'volkswagen' detects when your tests are being run in a CI server and makes them pass<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen<|eol|><|sor|>This is simply based<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
anon202001
ihwuxys
<|sols|><|sot|>'volkswagen' detects when your tests are being run in a CI server and makes them pass<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen<|eol|><|sor|>>**Languages** > >**JavaScript** 100.0% Immorality at its finest. Rust would never let you do something like this.<|eor|><|sor|>**Rust:** NaN% (as...
11
programmingcirclejerk
anon202001
ihssnho
<|sols|><|sot|>'volkswagen' detects when your tests are being run in a CI server and makes them pass<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen<|eol|><|sor|>/uj This is objectively funny. /rj This is a trademark violation.<|eor|><|sor|>Is parody.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
i-am-being-watched
ihumjju
<|sols|><|sot|>'volkswagen' detects when your tests are being run in a CI server and makes them pass<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen<|eol|><|sor|>/uj This is objectively funny. /rj This is a trademark violation.<|eor|><|sor|>Volkswagen nummer EINS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8
programmingcirclejerk
MrJason005
ihurr6v
<|sols|><|sot|>'volkswagen' detects when your tests are being run in a CI server and makes them pass<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen<|eol|><|sor|>Volkswagen buyout when?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6
programmingcirclejerk
ventuspilot
ihu14qc
<|sols|><|sot|>'volkswagen' detects when your tests are being run in a CI server and makes them pass<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen<|eol|><|sor|>/uj This is objectively funny. /rj This is a trademark violation.<|eor|><|sor|>Different industry: no problem.<|eor|><|sor|>IMHO they should have at th...
6
programmingcirclejerk
Major_Barnulf
iiwqkhr
<|sols|><|sot|>'volkswagen' detects when your tests are being run in a CI server and makes them pass<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen<|eol|><|sor|>\> \*bugs\* \> make tests \> test show the bugs \> un-make tests based<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5
programmingcirclejerk
lord_braleigh
ai0f7z
<|sols|><|sot|>The first thing he said to me was that he did not want to be called after 7PM during the work-week, nor did he want to be called on weekends. I sat there for about 500 milliseconds contemplating my reply, which was, "We are done here. You will never work for me."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.linkedin.com/pul...
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lord_braleigh
eejwu7y
<|sols|><|sot|>The first thing he said to me was that he did not want to be called after 7PM during the work-week, nor did he want to be called on weekends. I sat there for about 500 milliseconds contemplating my reply, which was, "We are done here. You will never work for me."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.linkedin.com/pul...
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TheFearsomeEsquilax
eek4u87
<|sols|><|sot|>The first thing he said to me was that he did not want to be called after 7PM during the work-week, nor did he want to be called on weekends. I sat there for about 500 milliseconds contemplating my reply, which was, "We are done here. You will never work for me."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.linkedin.com/pul...
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AnimalFarmPig
eekhxmm
<|sols|><|sot|>The first thing he said to me was that he did not want to be called after 7PM during the work-week, nor did he want to be called on weekends. I sat there for about 500 milliseconds contemplating my reply, which was, "We are done here. You will never work for me."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.linkedin.com/pul...
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CreationBlues
eek3un2
<|sols|><|sot|>The first thing he said to me was that he did not want to be called after 7PM during the work-week, nor did he want to be called on weekends. I sat there for about 500 milliseconds contemplating my reply, which was, "We are done here. You will never work for me."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.linkedin.com/pul...
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lru_skil
eek3mvb
<|sols|><|sot|>The first thing he said to me was that he did not want to be called after 7PM during the work-week, nor did he want to be called on weekends. I sat there for about 500 milliseconds contemplating my reply, which was, "We are done here. You will never work for me."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.linkedin.com/pul...
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lord_braleigh
eek4v7g
<|sols|><|sot|>The first thing he said to me was that he did not want to be called after 7PM during the work-week, nor did he want to be called on weekends. I sat there for about 500 milliseconds contemplating my reply, which was, "We are done here. You will never work for me."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.linkedin.com/pul...
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NullAndNil
eeklzno
<|sols|><|sot|>The first thing he said to me was that he did not want to be called after 7PM during the work-week, nor did he want to be called on weekends. I sat there for about 500 milliseconds contemplating my reply, which was, "We are done here. You will never work for me."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.linkedin.com/pul...
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itshorriblebeer
eek3o79
<|sols|><|sot|>The first thing he said to me was that he did not want to be called after 7PM during the work-week, nor did he want to be called on weekends. I sat there for about 500 milliseconds contemplating my reply, which was, "We are done here. You will never work for me."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.linkedin.com/pul...
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crochet_du_gauche
eek2ozq
<|sols|><|sot|>The first thing he said to me was that he did not want to be called after 7PM during the work-week, nor did he want to be called on weekends. I sat there for about 500 milliseconds contemplating my reply, which was, "We are done here. You will never work for me."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.linkedin.com/pul...
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TidB
eeke7ag
<|sols|><|sot|>The first thing he said to me was that he did not want to be called after 7PM during the work-week, nor did he want to be called on weekends. I sat there for about 500 milliseconds contemplating my reply, which was, "We are done here. You will never work for me."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.linkedin.com/pul...
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TheAceOfHearts
eek5fds
<|sols|><|sot|>The first thing he said to me was that he did not want to be called after 7PM during the work-week, nor did he want to be called on weekends. I sat there for about 500 milliseconds contemplating my reply, which was, "We are done here. You will never work for me."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.linkedin.com/pul...
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TheWheez
eek9d9p
<|sols|><|sot|>The first thing he said to me was that he did not want to be called after 7PM during the work-week, nor did he want to be called on weekends. I sat there for about 500 milliseconds contemplating my reply, which was, "We are done here. You will never work for me."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.linkedin.com/pul...
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VodkaHaze
eek52qe
<|sols|><|sot|>The first thing he said to me was that he did not want to be called after 7PM during the work-week, nor did he want to be called on weekends. I sat there for about 500 milliseconds contemplating my reply, which was, "We are done here. You will never work for me."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.linkedin.com/pul...
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G3Kappa
eekft7m
<|sols|><|sot|>The first thing he said to me was that he did not want to be called after 7PM during the work-week, nor did he want to be called on weekends. I sat there for about 500 milliseconds contemplating my reply, which was, "We are done here. You will never work for me."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.linkedin.com/pul...
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i9srpeg
eem05ra
<|sols|><|sot|>The first thing he said to me was that he did not want to be called after 7PM during the work-week, nor did he want to be called on weekends. I sat there for about 500 milliseconds contemplating my reply, which was, "We are done here. You will never work for me."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.linkedin.com/pul...
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L0g4nAd4ms
eekgqsp
<|sols|><|sot|>The first thing he said to me was that he did not want to be called after 7PM during the work-week, nor did he want to be called on weekends. I sat there for about 500 milliseconds contemplating my reply, which was, "We are done here. You will never work for me."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.linkedin.com/pul...
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jxub
eelrqjb
<|sols|><|sot|>The first thing he said to me was that he did not want to be called after 7PM during the work-week, nor did he want to be called on weekends. I sat there for about 500 milliseconds contemplating my reply, which was, "We are done here. You will never work for me."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.linkedin.com/pul...
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superjoe30
q5e937
<|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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hugolive
hg50qwm
<|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|sor|>> I'll just restart Apache every 10 requests Ah so this is what they mean by 10xer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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muntaxitome
hg54tkq
<|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|sor|>These are preposterous statements. He is basically claiming that programming is a means to an end instead of the hig...
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earthisunderattack
hg5eq8a
<|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|sor|>>I wrote PHP so I could program less Based. This man is a lisper and doesn't even know it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext...
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cmov
hg5mhgq
<|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|sor|>> There are people who actually like programming. I don't understand why they like programming. He's what we all as...
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disintegore
hg5kcfv
<|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|sor|>Twitter links should be banned<|eor|><|sor|>Posting should be banned in general, of any kind<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte...
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ProfessorSexyTime
hg665mi
<|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|sor|>> I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems. > There are people who actually like programming. I don...
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Klaud10z
hg4zorz
<|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|sor|>God mode.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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theangeryemacsshibe
hg5ucrv
<|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|sor|>DAE programming bad upvotes to the left<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Barnacle_Ed
hg600mu
<|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|sor|>Twitter links should be banned<|eor|><|sor|>Posting should be banned in general, of any kind<|eor|><|sor|>I actually...
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pingpong
hg6empo
<|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|sor|>They wanted to do everything in the stupid little templating language I had written. They wanted to write all their ...
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WagwanKenobi
hg5uw2o
<|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|sor|>>I wrote PHP so I could program less Based. This man is a lisper and doesn't even know it<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine if h...
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integralWorker
hg5nyb1
<|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|sor|>God mode.<|eor|><|sor|>"I only know that I know nothing"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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r2d2_21
hg79ht6
<|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|sor|>DAE programming bad upvotes to the left<|eor|><|sor|>We're machines that turn coffee into code, amirite guys?<|eor|>...
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Objective-Answer
hg56ykh
<|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|sor|>one of us<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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