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programmingcirclejerk | integralWorker | hg5o3ef | <|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the beef?<|eor|><|sor|>It's a metajerk, a ~~raisin~~ *raison d' etjerk* so to speak.<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | MCRusher | hg70ad1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|sor|>They wanted to do everything in the stupid little templating language I had written. They wanted to write all their ... | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | Nanosleep | hg6ruhq | <|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|sor|>> "I'm not a real programmer. I throw together things until it works then I move on."
Sounds like _da realest_ prog... | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | MCRusher | hg61o22 | <|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|sor|>God mode.<|eor|><|sor|>"I only know that I know nothing"<|eor|><|sor|>Type theory assumes you know something about t... | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | Oxidopamine | hg5xik1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/woketopus/status/1447150924846313475<|eol|><|sor|>>I wrote PHP so I could program less
Based. This man is a lisper and doesn't even know it<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine if h... | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | qltgoo | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 374 |
programmingcirclejerk | SoInsightful | hj5aobu | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|sor|>>themes
What the hell are you talkin... | 301 |
programmingcirclejerk | seriousSeb | hj59wui | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|sor|>i'm switching to Chrome and sending g... | 224 |
programmingcirclejerk | BufferUnderpants | hj5psxa | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|sor|>> When we gave people the opportunity... | 134 |
programmingcirclejerk | AccurateCandidate | hj5b5kb | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|sor|>The box in Firefox literally says "ke... | 105 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | hj613bn | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|sor|>>themes
What the hell are you talkin... | 89 |
programmingcirclejerk | BufferUnderpants | hj5thx3 | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|sor|>Why does the article constantly refer... | 88 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | hj5co2j | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|sor|>>themes
What the hell are you talkin... | 87 |
programmingcirclejerk | git_commit_-m_sudoku | hj58yh5 | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|sor|>Mozilla, bravely bringing you [innova... | 75 |
programmingcirclejerk | RustEvangelist10xer | hj5jvhj | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
Legit question, coming from fire... | 70 |
programmingcirclejerk | miauw62 | hj5squm | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|sor|>Why does the article constantly refer... | 69 |
programmingcirclejerk | git_commit_-m_sudoku | hj5er52 | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|sor|>i'm switching to Chrome and sending g... | 62 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | hj5xct2 | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|sor|>Why does the article constantly refer... | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | degaart | hj7m7f8 | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|sor|>> When we gave people the opportunity... | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | Marlinspike_ | hj6pmat | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|sor|>Why does the article constantly refer... | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | hj5w7r5 | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|sor|>This is is the feature we've been wai... | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | hj5yrkv | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|sor|>I would assume that "color scheme" wo... | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | parks_canada | hj5cgxu | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|sor|>> Today, Firefox is launching Colorwa... | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | Hueho | hj5nt3x | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
Legit question, coming from fire... | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | hj5xjva | <|sols|><|sot|>We chose Colorways rather than themes to show we are branching out from our language of browser to speak the language of everyday life and everyday users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new-colorways-for-firefox-94/<|eol|><|sor|>i'm switching to Chrome and sending g... | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | defunkydrummer | gap4h9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Forum rules, written in a way the average gopher can understand<|eot|><|sost|>Lately, our central scrutinizer is reporting a decrease in jerking quality. I say this is attributable to newcomers which still don't get the firm grasp of the shaft of PCJerking; something that sadly requires you to be a type ... | 372 |
programmingcirclejerk | GroceryBagHead | fp20t9s | <|soss|><|sot|>Forum rules, written in a way the average gopher can understand<|eot|><|sost|>Lately, our central scrutinizer is reporting a decrease in jerking quality. I say this is attributable to newcomers which still don't get the firm grasp of the shaft of PCJerking; something that sadly requires you to be a type ... | 105 |
programmingcirclejerk | PrimozDelux | fp1rl2p | <|soss|><|sot|>Forum rules, written in a way the average gopher can understand<|eot|><|sost|>Lately, our central scrutinizer is reporting a decrease in jerking quality. I say this is attributable to newcomers which still don't get the firm grasp of the shaft of PCJerking; something that sadly requires you to be a type ... | 75 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | fp2babp | <|soss|><|sot|>Forum rules, written in a way the average gopher can understand<|eot|><|sost|>Lately, our central scrutinizer is reporting a decrease in jerking quality. I say this is attributable to newcomers which still don't get the firm grasp of the shaft of PCJerking; something that sadly requires you to be a type ... | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | fp23bef | <|soss|><|sot|>Forum rules, written in a way the average gopher can understand<|eot|><|sost|>Lately, our central scrutinizer is reporting a decrease in jerking quality. I say this is attributable to newcomers which still don't get the firm grasp of the shaft of PCJerking; something that sadly requires you to be a type ... | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | defunkydrummer | fp3acao | <|soss|><|sot|>Forum rules, written in a way the average gopher can understand<|eot|><|sost|>Lately, our central scrutinizer is reporting a decrease in jerking quality. I say this is attributable to newcomers which still don't get the firm grasp of the shaft of PCJerking; something that sadly requires you to be a type ... | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | VodkaHaze | fp2rud3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Forum rules, written in a way the average gopher can understand<|eot|><|sost|>Lately, our central scrutinizer is reporting a decrease in jerking quality. I say this is attributable to newcomers which still don't get the firm grasp of the shaft of PCJerking; something that sadly requires you to be a type ... | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | Volt | fp30y2f | <|soss|><|sot|>Forum rules, written in a way the average gopher can understand<|eot|><|sost|>Lately, our central scrutinizer is reporting a decrease in jerking quality. I say this is attributable to newcomers which still don't get the firm grasp of the shaft of PCJerking; something that sadly requires you to be a type ... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | railwayrookie | fp4km9d | <|soss|><|sot|>Forum rules, written in a way the average gopher can understand<|eot|><|sost|>Lately, our central scrutinizer is reporting a decrease in jerking quality. I say this is attributable to newcomers which still don't get the firm grasp of the shaft of PCJerking; something that sadly requires you to be a type ... | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheFearsomeEsquilax | fp47yp9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Forum rules, written in a way the average gopher can understand<|eot|><|sost|>Lately, our central scrutinizer is reporting a decrease in jerking quality. I say this is attributable to newcomers which still don't get the firm grasp of the shaft of PCJerking; something that sadly requires you to be a type ... | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | joppatza | fp9lt95 | <|soss|><|sot|>Forum rules, written in a way the average gopher can understand<|eot|><|sost|>Lately, our central scrutinizer is reporting a decrease in jerking quality. I say this is attributable to newcomers which still don't get the firm grasp of the shaft of PCJerking; something that sadly requires you to be a type ... | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | defunkydrummer | fp9o1ou | <|soss|><|sot|>Forum rules, written in a way the average gopher can understand<|eot|><|sost|>Lately, our central scrutinizer is reporting a decrease in jerking quality. I say this is attributable to newcomers which still don't get the firm grasp of the shaft of PCJerking; something that sadly requires you to be a type ... | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | moon-chilled | tsqhrl | <|sols|><|sot|>vocal detractors worry about the added complexity. They fear the inescapable evolution of Go towards either a verbose and Enterprisey Java-lite with Generic Factories or, most terrifyingly, a degenerate HaskellScript that replaces ifs with Monads<|eot|><|sol|>https://planetscale.com/blog/generics-can-mak... | 361 |
programmingcirclejerk | SEgopher | i2t0n94 | <|sols|><|sot|>vocal detractors worry about the added complexity. They fear the inescapable evolution of Go towards either a verbose and Enterprisey Java-lite with Generic Factories or, most terrifyingly, a degenerate HaskellScript that replaces ifs with Monads<|eot|><|sol|>https://planetscale.com/blog/generics-can-mak... | 326 |
programmingcirclejerk | Schmittfried | i2tex12 | <|sols|><|sot|>vocal detractors worry about the added complexity. They fear the inescapable evolution of Go towards either a verbose and Enterprisey Java-lite with Generic Factories or, most terrifyingly, a degenerate HaskellScript that replaces ifs with Monads<|eot|><|sol|>https://planetscale.com/blog/generics-can-mak... | 241 |
programmingcirclejerk | MCRusher | i2tnj1f | <|sols|><|sot|>vocal detractors worry about the added complexity. They fear the inescapable evolution of Go towards either a verbose and Enterprisey Java-lite with Generic Factories or, most terrifyingly, a degenerate HaskellScript that replaces ifs with Monads<|eot|><|sol|>https://planetscale.com/blog/generics-can-mak... | 158 |
programmingcirclejerk | Lich_Hegemon | i2u5h7u | <|sols|><|sot|>vocal detractors worry about the added complexity. They fear the inescapable evolution of Go towards either a verbose and Enterprisey Java-lite with Generic Factories or, most terrifyingly, a degenerate HaskellScript that replaces ifs with Monads<|eot|><|sol|>https://planetscale.com/blog/generics-can-mak... | 146 |
programmingcirclejerk | NiceTerm | i8spg0p | <|sols|><|sot|>vocal detractors worry about the added complexity. They fear the inescapable evolution of Go towards either a verbose and Enterprisey Java-lite with Generic Factories or, most terrifyingly, a degenerate HaskellScript that replaces ifs with Monads<|eot|><|sol|>https://planetscale.com/blog/generics-can-mak... | 85 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | i2ulemj | <|sols|><|sot|>vocal detractors worry about the added complexity. They fear the inescapable evolution of Go towards either a verbose and Enterprisey Java-lite with Generic Factories or, most terrifyingly, a degenerate HaskellScript that replaces ifs with Monads<|eot|><|sol|>https://planetscale.com/blog/generics-can-mak... | 84 |
programmingcirclejerk | CocktailPerson | i2v98uw | <|sols|><|sot|>vocal detractors worry about the added complexity. They fear the inescapable evolution of Go towards either a verbose and Enterprisey Java-lite with Generic Factories or, most terrifyingly, a degenerate HaskellScript that replaces ifs with Monads<|eot|><|sol|>https://planetscale.com/blog/generics-can-mak... | 82 |
programmingcirclejerk | Vaglame | i2wq6xh | <|sols|><|sot|>vocal detractors worry about the added complexity. They fear the inescapable evolution of Go towards either a verbose and Enterprisey Java-lite with Generic Factories or, most terrifyingly, a degenerate HaskellScript that replaces ifs with Monads<|eot|><|sol|>https://planetscale.com/blog/generics-can-mak... | 77 |
programmingcirclejerk | moon-chilled | i2sxbkf | <|sols|><|sot|>vocal detractors worry about the added complexity. They fear the inescapable evolution of Go towards either a verbose and Enterprisey Java-lite with Generic Factories or, most terrifyingly, a degenerate HaskellScript that replaces ifs with Monads<|eot|><|sol|>https://planetscale.com/blog/generics-can-mak... | 63 |
programmingcirclejerk | Aphix | i2wri76 | <|sols|><|sot|>vocal detractors worry about the added complexity. They fear the inescapable evolution of Go towards either a verbose and Enterprisey Java-lite with Generic Factories or, most terrifyingly, a degenerate HaskellScript that replaces ifs with Monads<|eot|><|sol|>https://planetscale.com/blog/generics-can-mak... | 52 |
programmingcirclejerk | james_pic | i2tn0e5 | <|sols|><|sot|>vocal detractors worry about the added complexity. They fear the inescapable evolution of Go towards either a verbose and Enterprisey Java-lite with Generic Factories or, most terrifyingly, a degenerate HaskellScript that replaces ifs with Monads<|eot|><|sol|>https://planetscale.com/blog/generics-can-mak... | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | CocktailPerson | i2v9v10 | <|sols|><|sot|>vocal detractors worry about the added complexity. They fear the inescapable evolution of Go towards either a verbose and Enterprisey Java-lite with Generic Factories or, most terrifyingly, a degenerate HaskellScript that replaces ifs with Monads<|eot|><|sol|>https://planetscale.com/blog/generics-can-mak... | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | CocktailPerson | i2vsu8v | <|sols|><|sot|>vocal detractors worry about the added complexity. They fear the inescapable evolution of Go towards either a verbose and Enterprisey Java-lite with Generic Factories or, most terrifyingly, a degenerate HaskellScript that replaces ifs with Monads<|eot|><|sol|>https://planetscale.com/blog/generics-can-mak... | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | jwezorek | i30dobd | <|sols|><|sot|>vocal detractors worry about the added complexity. They fear the inescapable evolution of Go towards either a verbose and Enterprisey Java-lite with Generic Factories or, most terrifyingly, a degenerate HaskellScript that replaces ifs with Monads<|eot|><|sol|>https://planetscale.com/blog/generics-can-mak... | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | CocktailPerson | i2v9fu0 | <|sols|><|sot|>vocal detractors worry about the added complexity. They fear the inescapable evolution of Go towards either a verbose and Enterprisey Java-lite with Generic Factories or, most terrifyingly, a degenerate HaskellScript that replaces ifs with Monads<|eot|><|sol|>https://planetscale.com/blog/generics-can-mak... | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | defunkydrummer | i2uncq5 | <|sols|><|sot|>vocal detractors worry about the added complexity. They fear the inescapable evolution of Go towards either a verbose and Enterprisey Java-lite with Generic Factories or, most terrifyingly, a degenerate HaskellScript that replaces ifs with Monads<|eot|><|sol|>https://planetscale.com/blog/generics-can-mak... | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | i5x0d5u | <|sols|><|sot|>vocal detractors worry about the added complexity. They fear the inescapable evolution of Go towards either a verbose and Enterprisey Java-lite with Generic Factories or, most terrifyingly, a degenerate HaskellScript that replaces ifs with Monads<|eot|><|sol|>https://planetscale.com/blog/generics-can-mak... | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | defunkydrummer | i2uzoa9 | <|sols|><|sot|>vocal detractors worry about the added complexity. They fear the inescapable evolution of Go towards either a verbose and Enterprisey Java-lite with Generic Factories or, most terrifyingly, a degenerate HaskellScript that replaces ifs with Monads<|eot|><|sol|>https://planetscale.com/blog/generics-can-mak... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | Dekkia | he97tx | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop Using If-Else Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/swlh/stop-using-if-else-statements-f4d2323e6e4<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmingcirclejerk | Tysonzero | fvpvr15 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop Using If-Else Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/swlh/stop-using-if-else-statements-f4d2323e6e4<|eol|><|sor|>Who needs If-Else when I have `bool :: a -> a -> Bool -> a`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmingcirclejerk | hanszimmermanx | fvq5b23 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop Using If-Else Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/swlh/stop-using-if-else-statements-f4d2323e6e4<|eol|><|sor|>>Having many, specialized classes will make your codebase more readable, maintainable, and simply overall more enjoyable to work with.
yeah...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmingcirclejerk | lordlicorice | fvq5t37 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop Using If-Else Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/swlh/stop-using-if-else-statements-f4d2323e6e4<|eol|><|sor|>I wholeheartedly embrace this approach, but I would probably go a little further and have a separate service to manage all of those micro-state transitions for me. You could generaliz... | 106 |
programmingcirclejerk | _souphanousinphone_ | fvpv9fa | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop Using If-Else Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/swlh/stop-using-if-else-statements-f4d2323e6e4<|eol|><|sor|>Stop using<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmingcirclejerk | Paccos | fvq0k3j | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop Using If-Else Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/swlh/stop-using-if-else-statements-f4d2323e6e4<|eol|><|sor|>Lets fix stateful code caused by object oriented programming by adding more object oriented programming!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmingcirclejerk | Cameltotem | fvq6n2x | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop Using If-Else Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/swlh/stop-using-if-else-statements-f4d2323e6e4<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I N N O V A T I O N<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmingcirclejerk | lorslara2000 | fvq1lnb | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop Using If-Else Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/swlh/stop-using-if-else-statements-f4d2323e6e4<|eol|><|sor|>Stop using<|eor|><|sor|>I use btw<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmingcirclejerk | Schmittfried | fvq4m2t | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop Using If-Else Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/swlh/stop-using-if-else-statements-f4d2323e6e4<|eol|><|sor|>Lets fix stateful code caused by object oriented programming by adding more object oriented programming!<|eor|><|sor|>Given enough `AbstractIfFactoryAdapter` any OOP language can beco... | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | fnordulicious | fvq239q | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop Using If-Else Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/swlh/stop-using-if-else-statements-f4d2323e6e4<|eol|><|sor|>Who needs If-Else when I have `bool :: a -> a -> Bool -> a`<|eor|><|sor|>I cant hear you over `COND`.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | bunnies4president | fvriyfk | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop Using If-Else Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/swlh/stop-using-if-else-statements-f4d2323e6e4<|eol|><|sor|>>Having many, specialized classes will make your codebase more readable, maintainable, and simply overall more enjoyable to work with.
yeah...<|eor|><|sor|>I feel like this is the co... | 59 |
programmingcirclejerk | Floppie7th | fvqmr8u | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop Using If-Else Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/swlh/stop-using-if-else-statements-f4d2323e6e4<|eol|><|sor|>>Having many, specialized classes will make your codebase more readable, maintainable, and simply overall more enjoyable to work with.
yeah...<|eor|><|sor|>I feel like this is the co... | 52 |
programmingcirclejerk | ws-ilazki | fvqeef4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop Using If-Else Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/swlh/stop-using-if-else-statements-f4d2323e6e4<|eol|><|sor|>I think this is a very good point, which is why I switched all my `if`/`else` to `switch` instead.<|eor|><|sor|>If you aren't using ADTs with pattern matching, are you really writing ... | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | ineffective_topos | fvru4mf | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop Using If-Else Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/swlh/stop-using-if-else-statements-f4d2323e6e4<|eol|><|sor|>I think this is a very good point, which is why I switched all my `if`/`else` to `switch` instead.<|eor|><|sor|> switch (flag)
{
case true: DoThis(); break;
case false:... | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | alecbenzer | fvqg11r | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop Using If-Else Statements<|eot|><|sol|>https://medium.com/swlh/stop-using-if-else-statements-f4d2323e6e4<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> Whats most problematic is youre delegating an extremely important aspect of your application to third party software. You lose control of your application the... | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | g1onw3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you serious??? Reopen the issue right now or I am forking.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/psf/black/issues/1178<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 359 |
programmingcirclejerk | axalon900 | fngtx87 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you serious??? Reopen the issue right now or I am forking.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/psf/black/issues/1178<|eol|><|sor|>Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started ye... | 267 |
programmingcirclejerk | VitulusAureus | fngy3g5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you serious??? Reopen the issue right now or I am forking.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/psf/black/issues/1178<|eol|><|sor|>> I don't think that anybody wants two competing formatters that reformat the code one against each other.
Proceeds to make a new competing formatter that reformats the code ... | 129 |
programmingcirclejerk | BellyBeardThePirate | fngzcm3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you serious??? Reopen the issue right now or I am forking.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/psf/black/issues/1178<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I'd call it Blacked.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmingcirclejerk | hedgehog1024 | fngusde | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you serious??? Reopen the issue right now or I am forking.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/psf/black/issues/1178<|eol|><|sor|>lol bikeshedding
lol the last comment was made an hour ago
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Hey, do people really think that having argument list splitted into several lines _and_ having several of the... | 79 |
programmingcirclejerk | jiminiminimini | fngxus4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you serious??? Reopen the issue right now or I am forking.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/psf/black/issues/1178<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Now I just want to open an issue on his fork complaining that `blacker` adds too many whitespaces in front of multiline arguments.<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 72 |
programmingcirclejerk | Silly-Freak | fngwisf | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you serious??? Reopen the issue right now or I am forking.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/psf/black/issues/1178<|eol|><|sor|>Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started ye... | 70 |
programmingcirclejerk | Poddster | fnhcuse | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you serious??? Reopen the issue right now or I am forking.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/psf/black/issues/1178<|eol|><|sor|>PEP8 is my bible. I read from it every night and ensure that my every action in this world is in line with its teachings<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmingcirclejerk | Is_This_Democracy_ | fngx5tl | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you serious??? Reopen the issue right now or I am forking.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/psf/black/issues/1178<|eol|><|sor|>lol bikeshedding
lol the last comment was made an hour ago
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Hey, do people really think that having argument list splitted into several lines _and_ having several of the... | 68 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | fnh32ba | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you serious??? Reopen the issue right now or I am forking.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/psf/black/issues/1178<|eol|><|sor|>> I don't think that anybody wants two competing formatters that reformat the code one against each other.
Proceeds to make a new competing formatter that reformats the code ... | 56 |
programmingcirclejerk | F54280 | fnh76pp | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you serious??? Reopen the issue right now or I am forking.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/psf/black/issues/1178<|eol|><|sor|>This is hilarious, because he is obviously right, and all the others are pulling reasons out of their asses to avoid doing what he wants.
Code formatters are the best jerkers... | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | programatorulupeste | fnh4d0l | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you serious??? Reopen the issue right now or I am forking.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/psf/black/issues/1178<|eol|><|sor|>Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started ye... | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | victor_sales | fnhkkd0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you serious??? Reopen the issue right now or I am forking.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/psf/black/issues/1178<|eol|><|sor|>lol bikeshedding
lol the last comment was made an hour ago
/uj
Hey, do people really think that having argument list splitted into several lines _and_ having several of the... | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | vfxGer | fnh5lqh | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you serious??? Reopen the issue right now or I am forking.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/psf/black/issues/1178<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>at least he followed thru with his threat. Now we have n+1 autoformatters, may god forgive us.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | SuspiciousScript | fnhpjox | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you serious??? Reopen the issue right now or I am forking.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/psf/black/issues/1178<|eol|><|sor|>PEP8 is my bible. I read from it every night and ensure that my every action in this world is in line with its teachings<|eor|><|sor|>PEP8 is my bible. I read from it every ni... | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | bruce3434 | fngzxc7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are you serious??? Reopen the issue right now or I am forking.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/psf/black/issues/1178<|eol|><|sor|>Chad move. Very high T.<|eor|><|sor|>how to reduce T?<|eor|><|sor|>Use a language with built in T erasure, like C.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | porkslow | 5p35sf | <|sols|><|sot|>MFW no pointers :( [x-post /r/programmerhumor]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f2rjwzv2hoay.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmingcirclejerk | YotzYotz | dconaiu | <|sols|><|sot|>MFW no pointers :( [x-post /r/programmerhumor]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f2rjwzv2hoay.png<|eol|><|sor|>B E A N F A C T O R Y F A C T O R Y
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programmingcirclejerk | cqz | dco3gh7 | <|sols|><|sot|>MFW no pointers :( [x-post /r/programmerhumor]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f2rjwzv2hoay.png<|eol|><|sor|>B E A N F A C T O R Y F A C T O R Y
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programmingcirclejerk | Capashinke | dco74l0 | <|sols|><|sot|>MFW no pointers :( [x-post /r/programmerhumor]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f2rjwzv2hoay.png<|eol|><|sor|>B E A N F A C T O R Y F A C T O R Y
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programmingcirclejerk | cuckflare | dcok1bp | <|sols|><|sot|>MFW no pointers :( [x-post /r/programmerhumor]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f2rjwzv2hoay.png<|eol|><|sor|>B E A N F A C T O R Y F A C T O R Y
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programmingcirclejerk | HINDBRAIN | dcoa914 | <|sols|><|sot|>MFW no pointers :( [x-post /r/programmerhumor]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f2rjwzv2hoay.png<|eol|><|sor|>SimpleBeanFactoryAwareAspectInstanceFactory<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | cant_even_webscale | dcozzd7 | <|sols|><|sot|>MFW no pointers :( [x-post /r/programmerhumor]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f2rjwzv2hoay.png<|eol|><|sor|>B E A N F A C T O R Y F A C T O R Y
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programmingcirclejerk | HurtlesIntoTurtles | dco3a7q | <|sols|><|sot|>MFW no pointers :( [x-post /r/programmerhumor]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f2rjwzv2hoay.png<|eol|><|sor|>muh extensibility<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | rustup_d | dco8uwf | <|sols|><|sot|>MFW no pointers :( [x-post /r/programmerhumor]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f2rjwzv2hoay.png<|eol|><|sor|>B E A N F A C T O R Y F A C T O R Y
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programmingcirclejerk | Capashinke | dcpjy86 | <|sols|><|sot|>MFW no pointers :( [x-post /r/programmerhumor]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f2rjwzv2hoay.png<|eol|><|sor|>B E A N F A C T O R Y F A C T O R Y
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programmingcirclejerk | kuba_10 | dcp3na7 | <|sols|><|sot|>MFW no pointers :( [x-post /r/programmerhumor]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f2rjwzv2hoay.png<|eol|><|sor|>B E A N F A C T O R Y F A C T O R Y
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programmingcirclejerk | struct_t | dcoo4co | <|sols|><|sot|>MFW no pointers :( [x-post /r/programmerhumor]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/f2rjwzv2hoay.png<|eol|><|sor|>B E A N F A C T O R Y F A C T O R Y
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programmingcirclejerk | cmov | qva5lb | <|sols|><|sot|>Ill pay you cold hard cash to delete your npm module. [..] A condition of this is that you must delete it without notice, so that everyone who depends on it wakes up to a broken build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 356 |
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