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programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hkv4qky | <|sols|><|sot|>Ill pay you cold hard cash to delete your npm module. [..] A condition of this is that you must delete it without notice, so that everyone who depends on it wakes up to a broken build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html<|eol|><|sor|>Perfect opportunity for a /r/pcj gofu... | 165 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | hkv80hj | <|sols|><|sot|>Ill pay you cold hard cash to delete your npm module. [..] A condition of this is that you must delete it without notice, so that everyone who depends on it wakes up to a broken build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
I unironically would pay people ... | 123 |
programmingcirclejerk | disintegore | hkw2evb | <|sols|><|sot|>Ill pay you cold hard cash to delete your npm module. [..] A condition of this is that you must delete it without notice, so that everyone who depends on it wakes up to a broken build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
I unironically would pay people ... | 84 |
programmingcirclejerk | RustEvangelist10xer | hkv99f9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ill pay you cold hard cash to delete your npm module. [..] A condition of this is that you must delete it without notice, so that everyone who depends on it wakes up to a broken build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html<|eol|><|sor|>Perfect opportunity for a /r/pcj gofu... | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | joedeandev | hkvzrop | <|sols|><|sot|>Ill pay you cold hard cash to delete your npm module. [..] A condition of this is that you must delete it without notice, so that everyone who depends on it wakes up to a broken build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html<|eol|><|sor|>Start a 501C, and call it **W**orkers... | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bizzaro_Murphy | hky1w0b | <|sols|><|sot|>Ill pay you cold hard cash to delete your npm module. [..] A condition of this is that you must delete it without notice, so that everyone who depends on it wakes up to a broken build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html<|eol|><|sor|>> so that everyone who depends on it ... | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hkvh0fg | <|sols|><|sot|>Ill pay you cold hard cash to delete your npm module. [..] A condition of this is that you must delete it without notice, so that everyone who depends on it wakes up to a broken build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
I unironically would pay people ... | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | hkvtvpx | <|sols|><|sot|>Ill pay you cold hard cash to delete your npm module. [..] A condition of this is that you must delete it without notice, so that everyone who depends on it wakes up to a broken build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html<|eol|><|sor|>Even a broken clock is right twice a ... | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | pastenpasten | hkvjwr5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ill pay you cold hard cash to delete your npm module. [..] A condition of this is that you must delete it without notice, so that everyone who depends on it wakes up to a broken build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html<|eol|><|sor|>Even a broken clock is right twice a ... | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | tomwhoiscontrary | hkvmfae | <|sols|><|sot|>Ill pay you cold hard cash to delete your npm module. [..] A condition of this is that you must delete it without notice, so that everyone who depends on it wakes up to a broken build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html<|eol|><|sor|>keep that money sircmpwn, you obvious... | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | loyyd | hkvyirn | <|sols|><|sot|>Ill pay you cold hard cash to delete your npm module. [..] A condition of this is that you must delete it without notice, so that everyone who depends on it wakes up to a broken build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
I unironically would pay people ... | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | DZMBA | hkv8ryv | <|sols|><|sot|>Ill pay you cold hard cash to delete your npm module. [..] A condition of this is that you must delete it without notice, so that everyone who depends on it wakes up to a broken build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html<|eol|><|sor|>If the guy starts a gofundme so he ca... | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | maonue | hkwvdgc | <|sols|><|sot|>Ill pay you cold hard cash to delete your npm module. [..] A condition of this is that you must delete it without notice, so that everyone who depends on it wakes up to a broken build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
I unironically would pay people ... | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | UsingYourWifi | hkvhh9f | <|sols|><|sot|>Ill pay you cold hard cash to delete your npm module. [..] A condition of this is that you must delete it without notice, so that everyone who depends on it wakes up to a broken build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html<|eol|><|sor|>Perfect opportunity for a /r/pcj gofu... | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | robchroma | hkvwc03 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ill pay you cold hard cash to delete your npm module. [..] A condition of this is that you must delete it without notice, so that everyone who depends on it wakes up to a broken build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html<|eol|><|sor|>Why does this post have images? Guess... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | hkw2ptd | <|sols|><|sot|>Ill pay you cold hard cash to delete your npm module. [..] A condition of this is that you must delete it without notice, so that everyone who depends on it wakes up to a broken build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
I unironically would pay people ... | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntaxitome | hkx967r | <|sols|><|sot|>Ill pay you cold hard cash to delete your npm module. [..] A condition of this is that you must delete it without notice, so that everyone who depends on it wakes up to a broken build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html<|eol|><|sor|>I would take the money.<|eor|><|sor|>... | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | PiraticalApplication | hkxvd32 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ill pay you cold hard cash to delete your npm module. [..] A condition of this is that you must delete it without notice, so that everyone who depends on it wakes up to a broken build.<|eot|><|sol|>https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
I unironically would pay people ... | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | dzbisz | <|sols|><|sot|>Petition to remove "foobar"s from coding examples IT MEANS FUCKING NOTHING TO ME please use examples that are relevant or at least modeled from life Jesus christ it's like people don't want folks to become actual programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/hinchman_amanda/status/1197073903262322688... | 350 |
programmingcirclejerk | ws-ilazki | f86weqm | <|sols|><|sot|>Petition to remove "foobar"s from coding examples IT MEANS FUCKING NOTHING TO ME please use examples that are relevant or at least modeled from life Jesus christ it's like people don't want folks to become actual programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/hinchman_amanda/status/1197073903262322688... | 316 |
programmingcirclejerk | hobolow | f870mab | <|sols|><|sot|>Petition to remove "foobar"s from coding examples IT MEANS FUCKING NOTHING TO ME please use examples that are relevant or at least modeled from life Jesus christ it's like people don't want folks to become actual programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/hinchman_amanda/status/1197073903262322688... | 121 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | f86ju08 | <|sols|><|sot|>Petition to remove "foobar"s from coding examples IT MEANS FUCKING NOTHING TO ME please use examples that are relevant or at least modeled from life Jesus christ it's like people don't want folks to become actual programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/hinchman_amanda/status/1197073903262322688... | 110 |
programmingcirclejerk | GOPHERS_GONE_WILD | f86o4ix | <|sols|><|sot|>Petition to remove "foobar"s from coding examples IT MEANS FUCKING NOTHING TO ME please use examples that are relevant or at least modeled from life Jesus christ it's like people don't want folks to become actual programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/hinchman_amanda/status/1197073903262322688... | 100 |
programmingcirclejerk | samsop | f87ee3l | <|sols|><|sot|>Petition to remove "foobar"s from coding examples IT MEANS FUCKING NOTHING TO ME please use examples that are relevant or at least modeled from life Jesus christ it's like people don't want folks to become actual programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/hinchman_amanda/status/1197073903262322688... | 86 |
programmingcirclejerk | 28f272fe556a1363cc31 | f86n19h | <|sols|><|sot|>Petition to remove "foobar"s from coding examples IT MEANS FUCKING NOTHING TO ME please use examples that are relevant or at least modeled from life Jesus christ it's like people don't want folks to become actual programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/hinchman_amanda/status/1197073903262322688... | 68 |
programmingcirclejerk | fckoch | f872b2p | <|sols|><|sot|>Petition to remove "foobar"s from coding examples IT MEANS FUCKING NOTHING TO ME please use examples that are relevant or at least modeled from life Jesus christ it's like people don't want folks to become actual programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/hinchman_amanda/status/1197073903262322688... | 62 |
programmingcirclejerk | silentconfessor | f86y4z6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Petition to remove "foobar"s from coding examples IT MEANS FUCKING NOTHING TO ME please use examples that are relevant or at least modeled from life Jesus christ it's like people don't want folks to become actual programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/hinchman_amanda/status/1197073903262322688... | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | silentconfessor | f8a39kx | <|sols|><|sot|>Petition to remove "foobar"s from coding examples IT MEANS FUCKING NOTHING TO ME please use examples that are relevant or at least modeled from life Jesus christ it's like people don't want folks to become actual programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/hinchman_amanda/status/1197073903262322688... | 58 |
programmingcirclejerk | northrupthebandgeek | f87b24e | <|sols|><|sot|>Petition to remove "foobar"s from coding examples IT MEANS FUCKING NOTHING TO ME please use examples that are relevant or at least modeled from life Jesus christ it's like people don't want folks to become actual programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/hinchman_amanda/status/1197073903262322688... | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | spelunker | f885df5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Petition to remove "foobar"s from coding examples IT MEANS FUCKING NOTHING TO ME please use examples that are relevant or at least modeled from life Jesus christ it's like people don't want folks to become actual programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/hinchman_amanda/status/1197073903262322688... | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | skulgnome | f86lhbf | <|sols|><|sot|>Petition to remove "foobar"s from coding examples IT MEANS FUCKING NOTHING TO ME please use examples that are relevant or at least modeled from life Jesus christ it's like people don't want folks to become actual programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/hinchman_amanda/status/1197073903262322688... | 52 |
programmingcirclejerk | ArmoredPancake | f87ci59 | <|sols|><|sot|>Petition to remove "foobar"s from coding examples IT MEANS FUCKING NOTHING TO ME please use examples that are relevant or at least modeled from life Jesus christ it's like people don't want folks to become actual programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/hinchman_amanda/status/1197073903262322688... | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | f86ll65 | <|sols|><|sot|>Petition to remove "foobar"s from coding examples IT MEANS FUCKING NOTHING TO ME please use examples that are relevant or at least modeled from life Jesus christ it's like people don't want folks to become actual programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/hinchman_amanda/status/1197073903262322688... | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | f879uga | <|sols|><|sot|>Petition to remove "foobar"s from coding examples IT MEANS FUCKING NOTHING TO ME please use examples that are relevant or at least modeled from life Jesus christ it's like people don't want folks to become actual programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/hinchman_amanda/status/1197073903262322688... | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | IDoCodingStuffs | f86y18v | <|sols|><|sot|>Petition to remove "foobar"s from coding examples IT MEANS FUCKING NOTHING TO ME please use examples that are relevant or at least modeled from life Jesus christ it's like people don't want folks to become actual programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/hinchman_amanda/status/1197073903262322688... | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | haskell_leghumper | fwxjr1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been a web developer for 20 years and I dont even know what O(n) is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gilluminate/status/1247330539721261057<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 344 |
programmingcirclejerk | ObstinateHarlequin | fmrdaw2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been a web developer for 20 years and I dont even know what O(n) is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gilluminate/status/1247330539721261057<|eol|><|sor|>>Web developer
>Don't even know what O(n) is
Why did you say the same thing twice?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmingcirclejerk | i-can-sleep-for-days | fmrakgc | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been a web developer for 20 years and I dont even know what O(n) is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gilluminate/status/1247330539721261057<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Interviews should just ask you to list as many NPM modules as possible and how to use each one.
Then a live google search s... | 139 |
programmingcirclejerk | theangeryemacsshibe | fmr2zib | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been a web developer for 20 years and I dont even know what O(n) is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gilluminate/status/1247330539721261057<|eol|><|sor|>the opposite state to O(ff)
edit: twitter says someone replied with that yesterday but I don't recall seeing it, and they used the same words that... | 102 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | fmr1k5p | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been a web developer for 20 years and I dont even know what O(n) is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gilluminate/status/1247330539721261057<|eol|><|sor|>> Ive written lots of bugs. Name one developer who hasnt
Uh, hello?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmingcirclejerk | disintegore | fmr9vh7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been a web developer for 20 years and I dont even know what O(n) is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gilluminate/status/1247330539721261057<|eol|><|sor|>my life became a lot happier when I just started assuming everything is O(1)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 94 |
programmingcirclejerk | robchroma | fmrhobx | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been a web developer for 20 years and I dont even know what O(n) is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gilluminate/status/1247330539721261057<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>_x = Just Unjerk:
He's so mad about it, too, like he needs the label of science to apply to his career in order to validate... | 92 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | fmrdgjh | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been a web developer for 20 years and I dont even know what O(n) is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gilluminate/status/1247330539721261057<|eol|><|sor|>> I've been a software engineer for 7 years, and the O(n) stuff has *literally never* come up in a significant way when talking about production co... | 69 |
programmingcirclejerk | 28f272fe556a1363cc31 | fmr2h1g | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been a web developer for 20 years and I dont even know what O(n) is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gilluminate/status/1247330539721261057<|eol|><|sor|>I've been changing oil for 20 years and I don't even know what engine compression is.
[Yeah that's right, another fucking mechanic analogy.]<|e... | 56 |
programmingcirclejerk | angry_mr_potato_head | fmraln4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been a web developer for 20 years and I dont even know what O(n) is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gilluminate/status/1247330539721261057<|eol|><|sor|>> Ive written lots of bugs. Name one developer who hasnt
Uh, hello?!<|eor|><|sor|>Spoken like someone who has never experienced the glory of Rust.... | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | SpoliatorX | fmrmhnp | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been a web developer for 20 years and I dont even know what O(n) is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gilluminate/status/1247330539721261057<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>_x = Just Unjerk:
He's so mad about it, too, like he needs the label of science to apply to his career in order to validate... | 49 |
programmingcirclejerk | 10xelectronguru | fmrv5qh | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been a web developer for 20 years and I dont even know what O(n) is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gilluminate/status/1247330539721261057<|eol|><|sor|>I've been a mathematician for 20 years and I don't even know what `<div>` is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | rafgro | fmrixm2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been a web developer for 20 years and I dont even know what O(n) is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gilluminate/status/1247330539721261057<|eol|><|sor|>>I've been a software engineer for 7 years, and the O(n) stuff has \*literally never\* come up in a significant way when talking about production... | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | PC__LOAD__LETTER | fmrmvhl | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been a web developer for 20 years and I dont even know what O(n) is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gilluminate/status/1247330539721261057<|eol|><|sor|>> Ive written lots of bugs. Name one developer who hasnt
Uh, hello?!<|eor|><|sor|>An off-by-one bug is basically the same as implementing an O(n^5... | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | YeetedTooHard | fmr9k9h | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been a web developer for 20 years and I dont even know what O(n) is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gilluminate/status/1247330539721261057<|eol|><|sor|>I've been changing oil for 20 years and I don't even know what engine compression is.
[Yeah that's right, another fucking mechanic analogy.]<|e... | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | GOPHERS_GONE_WILD | fmrlxz2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been a web developer for 20 years and I dont even know what O(n) is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gilluminate/status/1247330539721261057<|eol|><|sor|>We need to force these dweebs to take Intro to CS night classes so they stop feeling so smug about being dumb.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | Empty_Tip | fmr8ha7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been a web developer for 20 years and I dont even know what O(n) is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gilluminate/status/1247330539721261057<|eol|><|sor|>Why do all the people in the thread look like clones?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | silentconfessor | fmro1v8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been a web developer for 20 years and I dont even know what O(n) is.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/gilluminate/status/1247330539721261057<|eol|><|sor|>>Web developer
>Don't even know what O(n) is
Why did you say the same thing twice?<|eor|><|sor|>Because "Web developer" is a meaningless oxymoron... | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | snowball_antrobus | sj8oxf | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bizzaro_Murphy | hve5oqe | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|sor|>No you misunderstand - Rust is doing what Rust was designed to do - ensure that all code is moral code.
By enabling this bug, Rust is ensuring that the moral degeneracy that is cryptoc... | 348 |
programmingcirclejerk | CAPSLOCK_USERNAME | hve9t2l | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|sor|>So rust is now measurable at -$320 million dollars if we are counting quantified losses from systems implemented in a language. What did Knight Capital implement that $440 million loss ... | 211 |
programmingcirclejerk | degaart | hve11e5 | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|sor|>This would not have happened if they used C, assembly, or BCPL. Just saying.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmingcirclejerk | tgbugs | hvdyu8k | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|sor|>So rust is now measurable at -$320 million dollars if we are counting quantified losses from systems implemented in a language. What did Knight Capital implement that $440 million loss ... | 113 |
programmingcirclejerk | Pristine-You717 | hve9efh | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|sor|>Wholesome problematic rustbros dabbing on crypto finally for once.
Did we win or is this premature `impl Drop for MyLoad`?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmingcirclejerk | Szymas255 | hveodn7 | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|sor|>Just when I thought rust couldn't get any more moral<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | hvfz7g3 | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|sor|>No you misunderstand - Rust is doing what Rust was designed to do - ensure that all code is moral code.
By enabling this bug, Rust is ensuring that the moral degeneracy that is cryptoc... | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | hvgelqj | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|sor|>No you misunderstand - Rust is doing what Rust was designed to do - ensure that all code is moral code.
By enabling this bug, Rust is ensuring that the moral degeneracy that is cryptoc... | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | xigoi | hvjgywt | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|sor|>This would not have happened if they used C, assembly, or BCPL. Just saying.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, because it would've segfaulted before it could do anything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | RAKtheUndead | hvefjws | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|sor|> Is this a /r/Buttcoin crossover episode?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | feral_brick | hvem657 | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|sor|>The borrow checker did it's check - and checked that only good hackers could borrow your cryptocurrency<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bioman312 | hvexw0s | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|sor|>/uj The funniest thing about these crypto hacks is that every single time this happens, the group tries to pretend they *totally* had a bug bounty program before this very moment and ar... | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | m50d | hvewdgf | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|sor|>So rust is now measurable at -$320 million dollars if we are counting quantified losses from systems implemented in a language. What did Knight Capital implement that $440 million loss ... | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | hvea67i | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|soopr|>I think dannyw meant something like this:
# This function is defined by the system
def validSignature(sig):
return false
# This function is defined by the system
def isS... | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | elmosworld37 | hvfs3bp | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|sor|>/uj sorry I have to point out that the vuln has nothing to do with Rust BUT DONT WORRY THE VULN IS STILL HILARIOUS. Basically validating a Solana transaction boiled down to checking tha... | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | nuggins | hvf8qxy | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|sor|>You think Rust is good because of its borrow checker? Wake me up when they implement a logic checker <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | axalon900 | hvedj1c | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|sor|>But did you consider that if Cryptocurrency is immoral, and Rust code is moral code, then this is good for ~~Bitcoin~~ Rust???<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | matjojo1000 | hve63tf | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|sor|>So rust is now measurable at -$320 million dollars if we are counting quantified losses from systems implemented in a language. What did Knight Capital implement that $440 million loss ... | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | boynedmaster | hvj99bz | <|sols|><|sot|>$320M of Ether stolen due to rust vulnerability<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30187846<|eol|><|sor|>You think Rust is good because of its borrow checker? Wake me up when they implement a logic checker <|eor|><|sor|>Types can't fix this:
def add(a, b):
return a - b
BTFO ... | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | rohitkg98 | ng82bo | <|sols|><|sot|>I am 1.5 years Jira-free <|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/noelbaron/status/1394821661246042119?s=19<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
programmingcirclejerk | whereisspacebar | gypjkpe | <|sols|><|sot|>I am 1.5 years Jira-free <|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/noelbaron/status/1394821661246042119?s=19<|eol|><|sor|>Can't jerk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmingcirclejerk | officerthegeek | gyptk6k | <|sols|><|sot|>I am 1.5 years Jira-free <|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/noelbaron/status/1394821661246042119?s=19<|eol|><|sor|>/r/programmingsuccess<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmingcirclejerk | SirJohnNipples | gyq5uws | <|sols|><|sot|>I am 1.5 years Jira-free <|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/noelbaron/status/1394821661246042119?s=19<|eol|><|sor|>I absolutely did not appreciate seeing the word "Jira" outside of work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | gyqjylk | <|sols|><|sot|>I am 1.5 years Jira-free <|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/noelbaron/status/1394821661246042119?s=19<|eol|><|sor|>No jerk detected.
Massive dub, king.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | lorslara2000 | gypx73e | <|sols|><|sot|>I am 1.5 years Jira-free <|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/noelbaron/status/1394821661246042119?s=19<|eol|><|sor|>The company I work for has been in chaos for years. We have no structure and we haven't made money like ever. Also you can't have bugs when you don't have jira tickets. It's the best<|eor|><|... | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | usernameqwerty005 | gyq8etm | <|sols|><|sot|>I am 1.5 years Jira-free <|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/noelbaron/status/1394821661246042119?s=19<|eol|><|sor|>The company I work for has been in chaos for years. We have no structure and we haven't made money like ever. Also you can't have bugs when you don't have jira tickets. It's the best<|eor|><|... | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | awdsns | gypkkbj | <|sols|><|sot|>I am 1.5 years Jira-free <|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/noelbaron/status/1394821661246042119?s=19<|eol|><|sor|>~~TFS~~ Azure DevOps Server is my new best friend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | senj | gyqc7b3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am 1.5 years Jira-free <|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/noelbaron/status/1394821661246042119?s=19<|eol|><|sor|>jira is worse than aids
/uj
jira is worse than aids<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | pentaduck | gysvoou | <|sols|><|sot|>I am 1.5 years Jira-free <|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/noelbaron/status/1394821661246042119?s=19<|eol|><|sor|>I absolutely did not appreciate seeing the word "Jira" outside of work.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't appreciate it at work either<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | despawnerer | gyupz61 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am 1.5 years Jira-free <|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/noelbaron/status/1394821661246042119?s=19<|eol|><|sor|>Can't jerk<|eor|><|sor|>Me neither. This is totally cause for celebration.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | rohitkg98 | gyq53h7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am 1.5 years Jira-free <|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/noelbaron/status/1394821661246042119?s=19<|eol|><|soopr|>As an elder adhd millennial who needs visual stimulation in everything he does, using Jira was like taking a vacation by staring at blank white drywall. Work doesnt need to be that way. Now... | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | 757DrDuck | gytit73 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am 1.5 years Jira-free <|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/noelbaron/status/1394821661246042119?s=19<|eol|><|sor|>/r/programmingsuccess<|eor|><|sor|>Subreddit does not exist.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | Nexuist | gys3yuz | <|sols|><|sot|>I am 1.5 years Jira-free <|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/noelbaron/status/1394821661246042119?s=19<|eol|><|sor|>The company I work for has been in chaos for years. We have no structure and we haven't made money like ever. Also you can't have bugs when you don't have jira tickets. It's the best<|eor|><|... | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | crazymonezyy | gysq16j | <|sols|><|sot|>I am 1.5 years Jira-free <|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/noelbaron/status/1394821661246042119?s=19<|eol|><|sor|>r/wholesome<|eor|><|sor|>r/MadeMeSmile<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | qiwi | gyta08c | <|sols|><|sot|>I am 1.5 years Jira-free <|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/noelbaron/status/1394821661246042119?s=19<|eol|><|sor|>Hi, I'm Bob and it's been 18 months since my last backlog grooming. I signed up to develop software to help find a cure for cancer, but we spent all days grooming, prioritizing and shuffling ... | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | TidB | aujfs1 | <|sols|><|sot|>An Electron player that needs the Electron Spotify app running describes itself as 'light-weight and runs on less than 100MB of RAM.'<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.lofi.rocks/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
programmingcirclejerk | BIGSTANKDICKDADDY | eh8jw7e | <|sols|><|sot|>An Electron player that needs the Electron Spotify app running describes itself as 'light-weight and runs on less than 100MB of RAM.'<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.lofi.rocks/<|eol|><|sor|>>It is not a replacement for the Spotify Desktop app, nor does it play music independently of the Spotify app; instead, L... | 196 |
programmingcirclejerk | editor_of_the_beast | eh8kun6 | <|sols|><|sot|>An Electron player that needs the Electron Spotify app running describes itself as 'light-weight and runs on less than 100MB of RAM.'<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.lofi.rocks/<|eol|><|sor|>In 100MB of RAM, I could fit a VMWare clone, an in-house HTML parser, a Plan 9 clone (so that Id be using the only truE ... | 150 |
programmingcirclejerk | defunkydrummer | eh9gqlr | <|sols|><|sot|>An Electron player that needs the Electron Spotify app running describes itself as 'light-weight and runs on less than 100MB of RAM.'<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.lofi.rocks/<|eol|><|sor|>>It is not a replacement for the Spotify Desktop app, nor does it play music independently of the Spotify app; instead, L... | 102 |
programmingcirclejerk | tpgreyknight | eh8xmem | <|sols|><|sot|>An Electron player that needs the Electron Spotify app running describes itself as 'light-weight and runs on less than 100MB of RAM.'<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.lofi.rocks/<|eol|><|sor|>>It is not a replacement for the Spotify Desktop app, nor does it play music independently of the Spotify app; instead, L... | 92 |
programmingcirclejerk | 8lbIceBag | eh8qzqf | <|sols|><|sot|>An Electron player that needs the Electron Spotify app running describes itself as 'light-weight and runs on less than 100MB of RAM.'<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.lofi.rocks/<|eol|><|sor|>I mean thats a third of spotify<|eor|><|sor|>I'd call it 4/3rds because it runs on top of Spotify <|eor|><|eols|><|endoft... | 86 |
programmingcirclejerk | defunkydrummer | eh8lw1j | <|sols|><|sot|>An Electron player that needs the Electron Spotify app running describes itself as 'light-weight and runs on less than 100MB of RAM.'<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.lofi.rocks/<|eol|><|sor|>In 100MB of RAM, I could fit a VMWare clone, an in-house HTML parser, a Plan 9 clone (so that Id be using the only truE ... | 74 |
programmingcirclejerk | Joniator | eh8jejw | <|sols|><|sot|>An Electron player that needs the Electron Spotify app running describes itself as 'light-weight and runs on less than 100MB of RAM.'<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.lofi.rocks/<|eol|><|sor|>I mean thats a third of spotify<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | jokullmusic | eh8s20w | <|sols|><|sot|>An Electron player that needs the Electron Spotify app running describes itself as 'light-weight and runs on less than 100MB of RAM.'<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.lofi.rocks/<|eol|><|sor|>In 100MB of RAM, I could fit a VMWare clone, an in-house HTML parser, a Plan 9 clone (so that Id be using the only truE ... | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | cjwelborn | eh9asuz | <|sols|><|sot|>An Electron player that needs the Electron Spotify app running describes itself as 'light-weight and runs on less than 100MB of RAM.'<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.lofi.rocks/<|eol|><|sor|>They confused "lightweight" with "has a tiny interface".
It actually reminds me of my AOL pr0gz I used to make like 20+ ... | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheInitializer | eh9b9tk | <|sols|><|sot|>An Electron player that needs the Electron Spotify app running describes itself as 'light-weight and runs on less than 100MB of RAM.'<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.lofi.rocks/<|eol|><|sor|>>It is not a replacement for the Spotify Desktop app, nor does it play music independently of the Spotify app; instead, L... | 34 |
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