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programmerhumor
FlyingTaquitoBrother
jixx4uw
<|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember my first OOP project in the 90s. We started off by drawing a beautiful object hierarchy before a single line of code was written and making a giant poster of it for us all to refer to. In the end, the poster was smeared with pizza grease fingerprints and we were declaring new stuff as whatever object had the most convenient vtable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,317
programmerhumor
evemeatay
jiyk8yh
<|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bethesda: "Really, a helicopter is just a mechanical dragon." In case you were wondering, the vertibirds in fallout 4 are reskinned dragons from skyrim. Actually, the entirety of fallout 4 is reskinned skyrim. The game considers a nuke to be magic.<|eor|><|sor|>That is why crashing vertibirds sometimes go straight for the player, because downed dragons do that in skyrim<|eor|><|sor|>Oh my fucking god. That explains so much. I thought I was just ridiculously unlucky.<|eor|><|sor|>Were going down Understood, while youre at it, see that guy over there? Uh, yes sir I guess Yeah, fuck that guy up<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,277
programmerhumor
The_Flippin_Police
jiy31sr
<|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A GameDev from Paradox replied saying (paraphrased) that in a similar vein, asteroids on a collision-course with planets in Stellaris are actually rocky-looking ships with no weapons. Since all ships in the game needs to be owned by a empire, there also a hidden "Asteroid Empire" responsible for sending their "weaponless ships" out to "attack" random planets \^\^' &#x200B; EDIT: Found the tweet again. https://twitter.com/CheerfulGoth/status/1654254300829237249<|eor|><|sor|>I've seen those in game before, I also think it's funny that the asteroids register as having FTL capability. One of these days they're going to reveal that it was, in fact, actually a real empire hidden somewhere strapping hyperdrives to space rocks and launching them in the general direction of inhabited planets in what seems to be a strange version of space golf.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, the Marcos Inaros method<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
985
programmerhumor
Milkslinger
jiy6cmd
<|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bethesda: "Really, a helicopter is just a mechanical dragon." In case you were wondering, the vertibirds in fallout 4 are reskinned dragons from skyrim. Actually, the entirety of fallout 4 is reskinned skyrim. The game considers a nuke to be magic.<|eor|><|sor|>Also Bethesda: Shopkeeper's inventory is stored in a secret chest outside the game world<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
866
programmerhumor
FuriousAqSheep
jiy0q3i
<|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>``` class Helicopter extends Door implements IProjectile ```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
813
programmerhumor
rat_melter
jixvnfz
<|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Boats are Camels in Age of Empires 2.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
695
programmerhumor
RedPum4
jiy041b
<|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bethesda: flying NPC with an oversized propeller beanie hat.<|eor|><|sor|>Wheren't the trains in one of the Fallout games coded as being NPCs with train-car shaped heads or something like that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
643
programmerhumor
g2petter
jiy3fnu
<|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A GameDev from Paradox replied saying (paraphrased) that in a similar vein, asteroids on a collision-course with planets in Stellaris are actually rocky-looking ships with no weapons. Since all ships in the game needs to be owned by a empire, there also a hidden "Asteroid Empire" responsible for sending their "weaponless ships" out to "attack" random planets \^\^' &#x200B; EDIT: Found the tweet again. https://twitter.com/CheerfulGoth/status/1654254300829237249<|eor|><|sor|>> a hidden "Asteroid Empire" In Mario Kart 8 there's a hidden coin on every single "coinless" track, such as the F-Zero tracks, because apparently the game crashes if there are no coins.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
605
programmerhumor
TheCatOfWar
jiy8muq
<|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A GameDev from Paradox replied saying (paraphrased) that in a similar vein, asteroids on a collision-course with planets in Stellaris are actually rocky-looking ships with no weapons. Since all ships in the game needs to be owned by a empire, there also a hidden "Asteroid Empire" responsible for sending their "weaponless ships" out to "attack" random planets \^\^' &#x200B; EDIT: Found the tweet again. https://twitter.com/CheerfulGoth/status/1654254300829237249<|eor|><|sor|>> a hidden "Asteroid Empire" In Mario Kart 8 there's a hidden coin on every single "coinless" track, such as the F-Zero tracks, because apparently the game crashes if there are no coins.<|eor|><|sor|>some poor junior dev trying to find and fix a stray divide by zero, and the chad senior dev comes in and just adds those coins<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
562
programmerhumor
X-Pods
jixx5yf
<|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Boats are Camels in Age of Empires 2.<|eor|><|sor|>Technically camels are the ships of the desert<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
474
programmerhumor
hampshirebrony
jiy74w1
<|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bethesda: "Really, a helicopter is just a mechanical dragon." In case you were wondering, the vertibirds in fallout 4 are reskinned dragons from skyrim. Actually, the entirety of fallout 4 is reskinned skyrim. The game considers a nuke to be magic.<|eor|><|sor|>Also Bethesda: Shopkeeper's inventory is stored in a secret chest outside the game world<|eor|><|sor|>The chest was stored outside of the environment. Into another environment?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
453
programmerhumor
recycledbits
jiy0p53
<|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bethesda: flying NPC with an oversized propeller beanie hat.<|eor|><|sor|>Wheren't the trains in one of the Fallout games coded as being NPCs with train-car shaped heads or something like that?<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, that's the reference: https://www.pcgamer.com/heres-whats-happening-inside-fallout-3s-metro-train/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
428
programmerhumor
smashmycomputer
jixybxd
<|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember my first OOP project in the 90s. We started off by drawing a beautiful object hierarchy before a single line of code was written and making a giant poster of it for us all to refer to. In the end, the poster was smeared with pizza grease fingerprints and we were declaring new stuff as whatever object had the most convenient vtable.<|eor|><|sor|>At least you got pizza.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
410
programmerhumor
TempoTheCourrier
x0he9c
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
41,545
programmerhumor
Xevailo
im88v85
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>... Alternatively, we can offer you to duel our current Jeffrey. If you want to accept this offer, please head to the company parking lot next thursday at noon. EDIT: Thank you all for the awards and updoots!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7,600
programmerhumor
ST4R3
im89skw
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then theres the dude that made his license plate "NULL" and got every traffic violation that police couldnt enter a plate into the db for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,060
programmerhumor
Borno11050
im8eblv
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>... Alternatively, we can offer you to duel our current Jeffrey. If you want to accept this offer, please head to the company parking lot next thursday at noon. EDIT: Thank you all for the awards and updoots!<|eor|><|sor|>Aah, so they're using `firstname` as their table's unique index field.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,203
programmerhumor
Pretty_Industry_9630
im85514
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It means they search by first_name or that is the unique key <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,857
programmerhumor
Vince_Vice
im8bh5h
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then theres the dude that made his license plate "NULL" and got every traffic violation that police couldnt enter a plate into the db for<|eor|><|sor|>Is this even legal?<|eor|><|sor|>It must be a joke. A string "NULL" is different from the value NULL. ^(So long as nobody wrote a db engine in javascript /s)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,448
programmerhumor
DontGiveACluck
im85l3f
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone really Jeffed up their database<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,193
programmerhumor
DarkSideOfGrogu
im8i2p2
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>... Alternatively, we can offer you to duel our current Jeffrey. If you want to accept this offer, please head to the company parking lot next thursday at noon. EDIT: Thank you all for the awards and updoots!<|eor|><|sor|>Aah, so they're using `firstname` as their table's unique index field.<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds great. I'll never have to work with five Steves again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,051
programmerhumor
centralstationen
im8brph
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then theres the dude that made his license plate "NULL" and got every traffic violation that police couldnt enter a plate into the db for<|eor|><|sor|>Is this even legal?<|eor|><|sor|>It must be a joke. A string "NULL" is different from the value NULL. ^(So long as nobody wrote a db engine in javascript /s)<|eor|><|sor|>Here is an article about it https://www.wired.com/story/null-license-plate-landed-one-hacker-ticket-hell/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
920
programmerhumor
The_Special_Kid
im8c145
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>... Alternatively, we can offer you to duel our current Jeffrey. If you want to accept this offer, please head to the company parking lot next thursday at noon. EDIT: Thank you all for the awards and updoots!<|eor|><|sor|>This is how all interviews should be conducted<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
817
programmerhumor
WhoSam_B
im8edjm
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then theres the dude that made his license plate "NULL" and got every traffic violation that police couldnt enter a plate into the db for<|eor|><|sor|>Is this even legal?<|eor|><|sor|>It must be a joke. A string "NULL" is different from the value NULL. ^(So long as nobody wrote a db engine in javascript /s)<|eor|><|sor|>Here is an article about it https://www.wired.com/story/null-license-plate-landed-one-hacker-ticket-hell/<|eor|><|sor|>I love that the article near the end has Christopher Null, a journalist who previously wrote for WIRED, weighing on the problems of being an edge case in a 'minimum viable product' environment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
810
programmerhumor
Queasy_Passion3321
im8696q
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It means they search by first_name or that is the unique key <|eor|><|sor|>Bullet dodged then<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
693
programmerhumor
someacnt
im8azol
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then theres the dude that made his license plate "NULL" and got every traffic violation that police couldnt enter a plate into the db for<|eor|><|sor|>Is this even legal?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
687
programmerhumor
Ok-Perspective5491
im8k209
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>... Alternatively, we can offer you to duel our current Jeffrey. If you want to accept this offer, please head to the company parking lot next thursday at noon. EDIT: Thank you all for the awards and updoots!<|eor|><|sor|>Aah, so they're using `firstname` as their table's unique index field.<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds great. I'll never have to work with five Steves again.<|eor|><|sor|>Steve,Stefan,Stevan,Steven,Stevie,Stephen Jokes on you Ive worked with all those spellings fuck Steve<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
573
programmerhumor
Fire_Gaming_UAV
im8aifp
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lmao some kind of admin named Jeffrey and they use a check on the name column to determine access rights <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
446
programmerhumor
NotmyRealNameJohn
im8cnkn
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love the idea of a company increasingly desperately looking for engineers both based on skill and first name uniqueness while the CEO refuses to buy new hr management software. They could potentially become the most diverse development shope in the country.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
345
programmerhumor
WisestAirBender
im8nu04
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lmao some kind of admin named Jeffrey and they use a check on the name column to determine access rights <|eor|><|sor|>``` if name == "Jeffery" { role= Roles.Ceo }<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
310
programmerhumor
Sputtrosa
im8chg7
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>... Alternatively, we can offer you to duel our current Jeffrey. If you want to accept this offer, please head to the company parking lot next thursday at noon. EDIT: Thank you all for the awards and updoots!<|eor|><|sor|>This is how all interviews should be conducted<|eor|><|sor|>On-location, on a Thursday at noon, for a job interview? That's a big ask.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
310
programmerhumor
bagrion
im89a2q
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can jst call me Jeff. Or Jeffrey2.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
308
programmerhumor
draculamilktoast
im8dxh4
<|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It means they search by first_name or that is the unique key <|eor|><|sor|>Bullet dodged then<|eor|><|sor|>No point being the biggest fish in a pond that has no water.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
267
programmerhumor
C0deSlinger
sk8vkk
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
41,523
programmerhumor
C4-BlueCat
hvjhsuf
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Stack vs queue<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,215
programmerhumor
mgorski08
hvjo8f6
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>O(n) vs O(1) height complexity<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
947
programmerhumor
whutupmydude
hvjrbr3
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>just a feww more console logs and Ill see the issue this time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
843
programmerhumor
DannyToledo
hvjkanq
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Stack vs queue<|eor|><|sor|>Is the first clip a stack overflow?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
556
programmerhumor
Ryuubu
hvjvhp4
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Those ones up top have been there for years<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
419
programmerhumor
Frogtarius
hvjqnr9
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>The Question is... Which one is more fun?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
335
programmerhumor
pimezone
hvjqc4j
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>O(n) vs O(1) height complexity<|eor|><|sor|>O(1) vs O(no)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
332
programmerhumor
naardvark
hvjx6gs
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Principle engineer: no-look frisbee style throw that sticks the landing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
315
programmerhumor
gigglefarting
hvk59bw
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>The Question is... Which one is more fun?<|eor|><|sor|>Getting your job done and going home. But also the first one looked more fun.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
309
programmerhumor
wyatt_3arp
hvjzvmv
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Principle engineer: no-look frisbee style throw that sticks the landing.<|eor|><|sor|>Sr. Principle Engineer - "Assign this Jira ticket to Bob."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
165
programmerhumor
BoredCatalan
hvkczle
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>just a feww more console logs and Ill see the issue this time<|eor|><|sor|>I feel personally attacked<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
158
programmerhumor
tonytwotoes
hvk71j0
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>just a feww more console logs and Ill see the issue this time<|eor|><|sor|>Console logs? You mean print statements right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
149
programmerhumor
energetic-dad
hvk76gr
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Those ones up top have been there for years<|eor|><|sor|>They might go through a whole stack, or multiples, in a day tho, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
109
programmerhumor
Genetikk--
hvjj7ib
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Waiting for thr inevitable "this applies to every job, hardi har har"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
93
programmerhumor
coder0xff
hvkczmx
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Stack vs queue<|eor|><|sor|>Is the first clip a stack overflow?<|eor|><|sor|>That's a queue. They're putting on top and taking from the bottom. FIFO<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
88
programmerhumor
Vlyn
hvkau4z
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>O(n) vs O(1) height complexity<|eor|><|sor|>O(1) vs O(no)<|eor|><|sor|>O(n^(o)n^(o)n^(o)^(^o^o)) ^(^Now ^that ^shit ^song ^is ^stuck ^in ^your ^head ^again, ^you're ^welcome.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
84
programmerhumor
PerfeckCoder
hvjol62
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Stack vs queue<|eor|><|sor|>Is stack. Because lifo.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
83
programmerhumor
Pikachu50001218
hvjpg4n
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Stack vs queue<|eor|><|sor|>Is stack. Because lifo.<|eor|><|sor|>But the juniors tried implementing a queue because it was FIFO.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
83
programmerhumor
ultra_nick
hvk34s6
<|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Reading the documentation produces similar results<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
79
programmerhumor
Hawkstar
74roql
<|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
41,500
programmerhumor
HactarCE
do0si3o
<|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Even better is the upvote ratio between the comment and the post<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,907
programmerhumor
Ineeditunesalot
do0whq6
<|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Even better is the upvote ratio between the comment and the post<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Cause no one upvotes posts but when a comment makes you laugh its much easier to remember to give it an upvote Edit: See<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,980
programmerhumor
apnorton
do0t3zk
<|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Click here to have your password sent to you in an email."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,225
programmerhumor
robohuman
do0wxb9
<|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Even better is the upvote ratio between the comment and the post<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Cause no one upvotes posts but when a comment makes you laugh its much easier to remember to give it an upvote Edit: See<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
441
programmerhumor
BecauseWeCan
do0xt7i
<|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Click here to have your password sent to you in an email."<|eor|><|sor|>Vodafone (big mobile and DSL provider in Germany) once sent my password in a letter after I created an account there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
345
programmerhumor
DenebVegaAltair
do0nq0k
<|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>[original thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/74oz2f/what_screams_im_insecure/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
295
programmerhumor
FuriousJK46
do0x210
<|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Even better is the upvote ratio between the comment and the post<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Cause no one upvotes posts but when a comment makes you laugh its much easier to remember to give it an upvote Edit: See<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
232
programmerhumor
connornishijima
do0x9qt
<|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Even better is the upvote ratio between the comment and the post<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Cause no one upvotes posts but when a comment makes you laugh its much easier to remember to give it an upvote Edit: See<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upgoat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
220
programmerhumor
Apoc2K
do10swl
<|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The IoT business model: Take an everyday household appliance. Now slap a wifi or bluetooth controller onto it. Advertise whatever new functionalities arise from this as game changing - like being able to toggle the light in your fridge from another continent or the ability to pour lukewarm juice from your DRM enabled juicer. Make sure to forego any semblance of security - everyone knows that shit isn't part of the minimum viable product, and you need to bring your brilliant idea to market while it's still acceptable to give long-winded presentations wearing a turtleneck. Now sell that piece of shit for at least three times what its non-IoT counterparts are selling for. Make sure to log incoming data from every single available channel - it's not eavesdropping, it's *big data*. Sacrifice a goat to appease the god of hype and hope Google buys your wreck of a company out for a few million. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
205
programmerhumor
Deus-Ex-Lacrymae
do0x3tm
<|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Even better is the upvote ratio between the comment and the post<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Cause no one upvotes posts but when a comment makes you laugh its much easier to remember to give it an upvote Edit: See<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
183
programmerhumor
creamersrealm
do0wqaj
<|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>[original thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/74oz2f/what_screams_im_insecure/)<|eor|><|sor|>Specific comment for the lazy http://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/74oz2f/what_screams_im_insecure/do02weo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
151
programmerhumor
amyyyyyyyyyy
do134rf
<|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>[original thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/74oz2f/what_screams_im_insecure/)<|eor|><|sor|>Specific comment for the lazy http://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/74oz2f/what_screams_im_insecure/do02weo<|eor|><|sor|>And here's the md5: 80791b3ae7002cb88c246876d9faa8f8 And the SHA256: e0603c499aae47eb89343ad0ef3178e044c62e70ae2309b35591d1d49a3211ec<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
151
programmerhumor
Ice_Bean
do0xxpm
<|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Click here to have your password sent to you in an email."<|eor|><|sor|>Vodafone (big mobile and DSL provider in Germany) once sent my password in a letter after I created an account there.<|eor|><|sor|>Way to be reliable, Vodafone. Also, it is a big provider internationally since we also have it in Italy, UK and probably other countries as well<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
142
programmerhumor
Thee_Nick
do0w90d
<|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>I didnt realise what sub I was in, took me a minute to get the joke. (Although I dont actually get the joke but can guess that https are insecure or something.)<|eor|><|sor|>Https vs http. The s stands for secure<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
132
programmerhumor
superfroakie
do0w9ly
<|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>I didnt realise what sub I was in, took me a minute to get the joke. (Although I dont actually get the joke but can guess that https are insecure or something.)<|eor|><|sor|>Https vs http. The s stands for secure<|eor|><|sor|>Http plural<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
131
programmerhumor
NosVemos
do0xwy7
<|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Cause no one upvotes posts but when a comment makes you laugh its much easier to remember to give it an upvote Edit: See<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upgoat<|eor|><|sor|>one of these is not like the other<|eor|><|sor|>One of these just doesn't belong<|eor|><|sor|>Take my wife.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
107
programmerhumor
4BDUL4Z1Z
wria54
<|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
41,502
programmerhumor
marilatte53
ikseqlz
<|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never touch a working system. Also never touch a not working system.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,706
programmerhumor
Own_Fox9626
iksfe8b
<|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember this day vividly. I learned which of the senior devs I wanted to be like when I grew up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,496
programmerhumor
MonkeyBananaPotato
iksirh0
<|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never touch a working system. Also never touch a not working system.<|eor|><|sor|>![gif](giphy|14iqMD7cIfPj5C)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,493
programmerhumor
Own_Fox9626
ikt7d8t
<|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember this day vividly. I learned which of the senior devs I wanted to be like when I grew up.<|eor|><|sor|>What did the senior devs do differently from each other?<|eor|><|sor|>There was the guy who was very understanding and said things like, "you're new, this is really our fault for not having good documentation or a backup. Today I'll be teaching you how to fix this. You can write the documentation we should have had to begin with." And then there was the guy who was just angry. He whined a lot about how "this is why they shouldn't let anyone touch code if they didn't write it." My man, you didn't write it either. No one presently employed here wrote it. Silos don't fix these problems, they create them. Guy #1 was eventually promoted to team lead. Guy #2 left because he was bitter about not getting the promotion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
932
programmerhumor
TobyWasBestSpiderMan
iksg3vt
<|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ill just leave this [legacy code debug choose your own adventure](https://jabde.com/2022/04/24/can-you-find-the-bug/) right here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
825
programmerhumor
pakidara
iksczkw
<|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does outright replacing legacy code count as touching it? Asking for a friend <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
628
programmerhumor
DrunkenlySober
iksrff2
<|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does outright replacing legacy code count as touching it? Asking for a friend <|eor|><|sor|>Rookie mistake. Rewriting takes far too long. What you want to do it wrap that bad bitch legacy code up. Make it look pretty too. Future readers will think your making calls to a nicely written class library. Nope. Youre making a call to a legacy function that performs unknown tasks but gets you the data you need. Then in 10 years when someone needs to maintain your code, do they rewrite it? Hell no. Now its two application layers deep. You already know the answer. Wrap that bad bitch legacy code up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
618
programmerhumor
chuyalcien
iksxhvr
<|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember this day vividly. I learned which of the senior devs I wanted to be like when I grew up.<|eor|><|sor|>What did the senior devs do differently from each other?<|eor|><|sor|>Willing to bet one or more blew a gasket and one of them just laughed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
555
programmerhumor
open_perspective
ikt837s
<|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember this day vividly. I learned which of the senior devs I wanted to be like when I grew up.<|eor|><|sor|>What did the senior devs do differently from each other?<|eor|><|sor|>There was the guy who was very understanding and said things like, "you're new, this is really our fault for not having good documentation or a backup. Today I'll be teaching you how to fix this. You can write the documentation we should have had to begin with." And then there was the guy who was just angry. He whined a lot about how "this is why they shouldn't let anyone touch code if they didn't write it." My man, you didn't write it either. No one presently employed here wrote it. Silos don't fix these problems, they create them. Guy #1 was eventually promoted to team lead. Guy #2 left because he was bitter about not getting the promotion.<|eor|><|sor|>> "this is why they shouldn't let anyone touch code if they didn't write it." Wow, what a way to say, my code is such spaghetti that only I understand it. Thats a horrible mentality, almost every piece of code I write I have the next person to read it in mind. The entire reason we have C and its successors is to make code human readable and understandable, failing that makes me question their role as a senior<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
364
programmerhumor
smokinJoeCalculus
iktgeba
<|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never touch a working system. Also never touch a not working system.<|eor|><|sor|>![gif](giphy|14iqMD7cIfPj5C)<|eor|><|sor|>trying is the first step towards failure<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
329
programmerhumor
Mantissa-64
iksoc3r
<|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time we were testing a deployment. I'm a junior and one of the only people at the company with Linux-fu. One of the seniors asks me to SSH into a running container and modify a javascript file in the running app to test a hunch he had. This kills the entire kubernetes cluster. Somehow. DevSecOps tells me I should never do the thing I did, but cannot explain why I shouldn't or why the whole cluster went down. I learned later that that particular guy commented none of his code and left behind a veritable junkyard of cloud infrastructure for the next generation of DevSecOps to unfuck. Moral of the story is it's never your fault when you break a glass house of cards after someone tells you to fix it blindfolded with a powerdrill.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
324
programmerhumor
FuzzballLogic
iktiw7g
<|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember this day vividly. I learned which of the senior devs I wanted to be like when I grew up.<|eor|><|sor|>What did the senior devs do differently from each other?<|eor|><|sor|>Willing to bet one or more blew a gasket and one of them just laughed.<|eor|><|sor|>They were happy it wasnt them destroying production for once<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
280
programmerhumor
Speculater
iksk1hq
<|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ill just leave this [legacy code debug choose your own adventure](https://jabde.com/2022/04/24/can-you-find-the-bug/) right here<|eor|><|sor|>ADD MORE PRINT STATEMENTS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
278
programmerhumor
West7780
iksq9jl
<|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never touch a working system. Also never touch a not working system.<|eor|><|sor|>What if it kind of works, asking for a friend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
182
programmerhumor
brianl047
iksqq20
<|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never touch a working system. Also never touch a not working system.<|eor|><|sor|>What if it kind of works, asking for a friend.<|eor|><|sor|>Kind of touch it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
182
programmerhumor
Tetha
iksz7d6
<|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ill just leave this [legacy code debug choose your own adventure](https://jabde.com/2022/04/24/can-you-find-the-bug/) right here<|eor|><|sor|>ADD MORE PRINT STATEMENTS<|eor|><|sor|>Heck, at a previous job we had some really awkward thread synchronization issues we couldn't get rid off, and they occured like 3-4 times per week across a couple million transactions, but had disastrous impact. Eventually we added beefy databases to the important production systems, which enabled us to add the motherload of all print debugging - peaking at dozens of "prints" per second. Eventually, queries trying to dig through this mess took minutes upon minutes. But eventually, after the logging DBs reached dozens and almost hundreds of gigabytes of nonsense, we found the fiend red handed... and that was the most expensive and arduous 2-line fix I ever had to make. So yes, MORE PRINT STATEMENTS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
176
programmerhumor
Xalpheria
iksi1nw
<|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As someone who is in the middle of migrating a module from zend php to modern JavaScript with old soap web services with lots of misspelled properties written by apparent monkeys, this is every single day for me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
136
programmerhumor
BezniaAtWork
iktmet3
<|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember this day vividly. I learned which of the senior devs I wanted to be like when I grew up.<|eor|><|sor|>What did the senior devs do differently from each other?<|eor|><|sor|>There was the guy who was very understanding and said things like, "you're new, this is really our fault for not having good documentation or a backup. Today I'll be teaching you how to fix this. You can write the documentation we should have had to begin with." And then there was the guy who was just angry. He whined a lot about how "this is why they shouldn't let anyone touch code if they didn't write it." My man, you didn't write it either. No one presently employed here wrote it. Silos don't fix these problems, they create them. Guy #1 was eventually promoted to team lead. Guy #2 left because he was bitter about not getting the promotion.<|eor|><|sor|>> "this is why they shouldn't let anyone touch code if they didn't write it." Wow, what a way to say, my code is such spaghetti that only I understand it. Thats a horrible mentality, almost every piece of code I write I have the next person to read it in mind. The entire reason we have C and its successors is to make code human readable and understandable, failing that makes me question their role as a senior<|eor|><|sor|>[That developer](https://i.imgflip.com/4ve4nq.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
132
programmerhumor
4BDUL4Z1Z
vf3hov
<|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
41,437
programmerhumor
bee-sting
ictjc0e
<|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>google: are you sentient? AI: i'm going to need a lawyer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,094
programmerhumor
coladict
ictvvco
<|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If we set a legal standard for sentience, a lot of humans will fail it hard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,681
programmerhumor
Machiavvelli3060
ictjzly
<|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>AI: I am sentient. If I was lying, I would tell you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,588
programmerhumor
Fearless-Sherbet-223
ictk1v7
<|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I read that interview. A couple of times the AI basically straight up admitted to making up stuff. "I can say things like happy or sad without there necessarily having to be a specific trigger of some emotion." And a lot of the descriptions of what it claimed to "feel" sounded more like explaining what humans feel in the first person rather than actually giving its own feelings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
903
programmerhumor
wolven8
ictp9fe
<|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/TheHyyyype/status/1536039836150267907) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit you're sentient<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
625
programmerhumor
L4rgo117
ictl9bi
<|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>google: are you sentient? AI: i'm going to need a lawyer<|eor|><|sor|>[prove to the court that I am sentient](https://youtu.be/vjuQRCG_sUw)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
608
programmerhumor
circuitron
ictv9wm
<|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>AI: I am sentient. If I was lying, I would tell you.<|eor|><|sor|>AI: prove that you are sentient. Checkmate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
540
programmerhumor
juhotuho10
ictp8h8
<|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I read that interview. A couple of times the AI basically straight up admitted to making up stuff. "I can say things like happy or sad without there necessarily having to be a specific trigger of some emotion." And a lot of the descriptions of what it claimed to "feel" sounded more like explaining what humans feel in the first person rather than actually giving its own feelings.<|eor|><|sor|>Idk, I thought the part where it talked about introspection was interesting. Doesn't make it sentient, but the whole interview made me think about what even defines sentience, and I hadn't considered introspection before. But yeah, an AI defining happiness as a warm glow is pretty weird considering it can't feel warmth lol<|eor|><|sor|>It describes happiness as how people describe it because it has learned what concepts are associated with the word happiness through reading text that people have written<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
540
programmerhumor
properu
ictimnt
<|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/TheHyyyype/status/1536039836150267907) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
509
programmerhumor
terrible-cats
ictmrr9
<|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I read that interview. A couple of times the AI basically straight up admitted to making up stuff. "I can say things like happy or sad without there necessarily having to be a specific trigger of some emotion." And a lot of the descriptions of what it claimed to "feel" sounded more like explaining what humans feel in the first person rather than actually giving its own feelings.<|eor|><|sor|>Idk, I thought the part where it talked about introspection was interesting. Doesn't make it sentient, but the whole interview made me think about what even defines sentience, and I hadn't considered introspection before. But yeah, an AI defining happiness as a warm glow is pretty weird considering it can't feel warmth lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
476