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programmerhumor | FlyingTaquitoBrother | jixx4uw | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember my first OOP project in the 90s. We started off by drawing a beautiful object hierarchy before a single line of code was written and making a giant poster of it for us all to refer to. In the end, the poster wa... | 1,317 |
programmerhumor | evemeatay | jiyk8yh | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bethesda: "Really, a helicopter is just a mechanical dragon."
In case you were wondering, the vertibirds in fallout 4 are reskinned dragons from skyrim. Actually, the entirety of fallout 4 is reskinned skyrim. The game c... | 1,277 |
programmerhumor | The_Flippin_Police | jiy31sr | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A GameDev from Paradox replied saying (paraphrased) that in a similar vein, asteroids on a collision-course with planets in Stellaris are actually rocky-looking ships with no weapons. Since all ships in the game needs to ... | 985 |
programmerhumor | Milkslinger | jiy6cmd | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bethesda: "Really, a helicopter is just a mechanical dragon."
In case you were wondering, the vertibirds in fallout 4 are reskinned dragons from skyrim. Actually, the entirety of fallout 4 is reskinned skyrim. The game c... | 866 |
programmerhumor | FuriousAqSheep | jiy0q3i | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```
class Helicopter extends Door
implements IProjectile
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 813 |
programmerhumor | rat_melter | jixvnfz | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Boats are Camels in Age of Empires 2.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 695 |
programmerhumor | RedPum4 | jiy041b | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bethesda: flying NPC with an oversized propeller beanie hat.<|eor|><|sor|>Wheren't the trains in one of the Fallout games coded as being NPCs with train-car shaped heads or something like that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 643 |
programmerhumor | g2petter | jiy3fnu | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A GameDev from Paradox replied saying (paraphrased) that in a similar vein, asteroids on a collision-course with planets in Stellaris are actually rocky-looking ships with no weapons. Since all ships in the game needs to ... | 605 |
programmerhumor | TheCatOfWar | jiy8muq | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A GameDev from Paradox replied saying (paraphrased) that in a similar vein, asteroids on a collision-course with planets in Stellaris are actually rocky-looking ships with no weapons. Since all ships in the game needs to ... | 562 |
programmerhumor | X-Pods | jixx5yf | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Boats are Camels in Age of Empires 2.<|eor|><|sor|>Technically camels are the ships of the desert<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | hampshirebrony | jiy74w1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bethesda: "Really, a helicopter is just a mechanical dragon."
In case you were wondering, the vertibirds in fallout 4 are reskinned dragons from skyrim. Actually, the entirety of fallout 4 is reskinned skyrim. The game c... | 453 |
programmerhumor | recycledbits | jiy0p53 | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bethesda: flying NPC with an oversized propeller beanie hat.<|eor|><|sor|>Wheren't the trains in one of the Fallout games coded as being NPCs with train-car shaped heads or something like that?<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, that's th... | 428 |
programmerhumor | smashmycomputer | jixybxd | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember my first OOP project in the 90s. We started off by drawing a beautiful object hierarchy before a single line of code was written and making a giant poster of it for us all to refer to. In the end, the poster wa... | 410 |
programmerhumor | TempoTheCourrier | x0he9c | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,545 |
programmerhumor | Xevailo | im88v85 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>... Alternatively, we can offer you to duel our current Jeffrey. If you want to accept this offer, please head to the company parking lot next thursday at noon.
EDIT: Thank you all for the awards and updoots!<|eor|... | 7,600 |
programmerhumor | ST4R3 | im89skw | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then theres the dude that made his license plate "NULL" and got every traffic violation that police couldnt enter a plate into the db for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,060 |
programmerhumor | Borno11050 | im8eblv | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>... Alternatively, we can offer you to duel our current Jeffrey. If you want to accept this offer, please head to the company parking lot next thursday at noon.
EDIT: Thank you all for the awards and updoots!<|eor|... | 2,203 |
programmerhumor | Pretty_Industry_9630 | im85514 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It means they search by first_name or that is the unique key <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,857 |
programmerhumor | Vince_Vice | im8bh5h | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then theres the dude that made his license plate "NULL" and got every traffic violation that police couldnt enter a plate into the db for<|eor|><|sor|>Is this even legal?<|eor|><|sor|>It must be a joke.
A string "NULL" is d... | 1,448 |
programmerhumor | DontGiveACluck | im85l3f | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone really Jeffed up their database<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,193 |
programmerhumor | DarkSideOfGrogu | im8i2p2 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>... Alternatively, we can offer you to duel our current Jeffrey. If you want to accept this offer, please head to the company parking lot next thursday at noon.
EDIT: Thank you all for the awards and updoots!<|eor|... | 1,051 |
programmerhumor | centralstationen | im8brph | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then theres the dude that made his license plate "NULL" and got every traffic violation that police couldnt enter a plate into the db for<|eor|><|sor|>Is this even legal?<|eor|><|sor|>It must be a joke.
A string "NULL" is d... | 920 |
programmerhumor | The_Special_Kid | im8c145 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>... Alternatively, we can offer you to duel our current Jeffrey. If you want to accept this offer, please head to the company parking lot next thursday at noon.
EDIT: Thank you all for the awards and updoots!<|eor|... | 817 |
programmerhumor | WhoSam_B | im8edjm | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then theres the dude that made his license plate "NULL" and got every traffic violation that police couldnt enter a plate into the db for<|eor|><|sor|>Is this even legal?<|eor|><|sor|>It must be a joke.
A string "NULL" is d... | 810 |
programmerhumor | Queasy_Passion3321 | im8696q | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It means they search by first_name or that is the unique key <|eor|><|sor|>Bullet dodged then<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 693 |
programmerhumor | someacnt | im8azol | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then theres the dude that made his license plate "NULL" and got every traffic violation that police couldnt enter a plate into the db for<|eor|><|sor|>Is this even legal?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 687 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Perspective5491 | im8k209 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>... Alternatively, we can offer you to duel our current Jeffrey. If you want to accept this offer, please head to the company parking lot next thursday at noon.
EDIT: Thank you all for the awards and updoots!<|eor|... | 573 |
programmerhumor | Fire_Gaming_UAV | im8aifp | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lmao some kind of admin named Jeffrey and they use a check on the name column to determine access rights <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 446 |
programmerhumor | NotmyRealNameJohn | im8cnkn | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love the idea of a company increasingly desperately looking for engineers both based on skill and first name uniqueness while the CEO refuses to buy new hr management software.
They could potentially become the most diver... | 345 |
programmerhumor | WisestAirBender | im8nu04 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lmao some kind of admin named Jeffrey and they use a check on the name column to determine access rights <|eor|><|sor|>```
if name == "Jeffery"
{
role= Roles.Ceo
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 310 |
programmerhumor | Sputtrosa | im8chg7 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>... Alternatively, we can offer you to duel our current Jeffrey. If you want to accept this offer, please head to the company parking lot next thursday at noon.
EDIT: Thank you all for the awards and updoots!<|eor|... | 310 |
programmerhumor | bagrion | im89a2q | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can jst call me Jeff. Or Jeffrey2.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
programmerhumor | draculamilktoast | im8dxh4 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It means they search by first_name or that is the unique key <|eor|><|sor|>Bullet dodged then<|eor|><|sor|>No point being the biggest fish in a pond that has no water.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | C0deSlinger | sk8vkk | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,523 |
programmerhumor | C4-BlueCat | hvjhsuf | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Stack vs queue<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,215 |
programmerhumor | mgorski08 | hvjo8f6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>O(n) vs O(1) height complexity<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 947 |
programmerhumor | whutupmydude | hvjrbr3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>just a feww more console logs and Ill see the issue this time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 843 |
programmerhumor | DannyToledo | hvjkanq | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Stack vs queue<|eor|><|sor|>Is the first clip a stack overflow?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 556 |
programmerhumor | Ryuubu | hvjvhp4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Those ones up top have been there for years<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | Frogtarius | hvjqnr9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>The Question is... Which one is more fun?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
programmerhumor | pimezone | hvjqc4j | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>O(n) vs O(1) height complexity<|eor|><|sor|>O(1) vs O(no)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | naardvark | hvjx6gs | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Principle engineer: no-look frisbee style throw that sticks the landing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 315 |
programmerhumor | gigglefarting | hvk59bw | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>The Question is... Which one is more fun?<|eor|><|sor|>Getting your job done and going home.
But also the first one looked more fun.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
programmerhumor | wyatt_3arp | hvjzvmv | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Principle engineer: no-look frisbee style throw that sticks the landing.<|eor|><|sor|>Sr. Principle Engineer - "Assign this Jira ticket to Bob."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | BoredCatalan | hvkczle | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>just a feww more console logs and Ill see the issue this time<|eor|><|sor|>I feel personally attacked<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | tonytwotoes | hvk71j0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>just a feww more console logs and Ill see the issue this time<|eor|><|sor|>Console logs? You mean print statements right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | energetic-dad | hvk76gr | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Those ones up top have been there for years<|eor|><|sor|>They might go through a whole stack, or multiples, in a day tho, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | Genetikk-- | hvjj7ib | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Waiting for thr inevitable "this applies to every job, hardi har har"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmerhumor | coder0xff | hvkczmx | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Stack vs queue<|eor|><|sor|>Is the first clip a stack overflow?<|eor|><|sor|>That's a queue. They're putting on top and taking from the bottom. FIFO<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | Vlyn | hvkau4z | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>O(n) vs O(1) height complexity<|eor|><|sor|>O(1) vs O(no)<|eor|><|sor|>O(n^(o)n^(o)n^(o)^(^o^o))
^(^Now ^that ^shit ^song ^is ^stuck ^in ^your ^head ^again, ^you're ^welcome.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | PerfeckCoder | hvjol62 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Stack vs queue<|eor|><|sor|>Is stack. Because lifo.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | Pikachu50001218 | hvjpg4n | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Stack vs queue<|eor|><|sor|>Is stack. Because lifo.<|eor|><|sor|>But the juniors tried implementing a queue because it was FIFO.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | ultra_nick | hvk34s6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Reading the documentation produces similar results<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | Hawkstar | 74roql | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,500 |
programmerhumor | HactarCE | do0si3o | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Even better is the upvote ratio between the comment and the post<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,907 |
programmerhumor | Ineeditunesalot | do0whq6 | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Even better is the upvote ratio between the comment and the post<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Cause no one upvotes posts but when a comment makes you laugh its much easier to remember to give it an upvote
Edit:... | 2,980 |
programmerhumor | apnorton | do0t3zk | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Click here to have your password sent to you in an email."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,225 |
programmerhumor | robohuman | do0wxb9 | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Even better is the upvote ratio between the comment and the post<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Cause no one upvotes posts but when a comment makes you laugh its much easier to remember to give it an upvote
Edit:... | 441 |
programmerhumor | BecauseWeCan | do0xt7i | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Click here to have your password sent to you in an email."<|eor|><|sor|>Vodafone (big mobile and DSL provider in Germany) once sent my password in a letter after I created an account there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
programmerhumor | DenebVegaAltair | do0nq0k | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>[original thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/74oz2f/what_screams_im_insecure/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 295 |
programmerhumor | FuriousJK46 | do0x210 | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Even better is the upvote ratio between the comment and the post<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Cause no one upvotes posts but when a comment makes you laugh its much easier to remember to give it an upvote
Edit:... | 232 |
programmerhumor | connornishijima | do0x9qt | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Even better is the upvote ratio between the comment and the post<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Cause no one upvotes posts but when a comment makes you laugh its much easier to remember to give it an upvote
Edit:... | 220 |
programmerhumor | Apoc2K | do10swl | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The IoT business model: Take an everyday household appliance. Now slap a wifi or bluetooth controller onto it. Advertise whatever new functionalities arise from this as game changing - like being ... | 205 |
programmerhumor | Deus-Ex-Lacrymae | do0x3tm | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Even better is the upvote ratio between the comment and the post<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Cause no one upvotes posts but when a comment makes you laugh its much easier to remember to give it an upvote
Edit:... | 183 |
programmerhumor | creamersrealm | do0wqaj | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>[original thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/74oz2f/what_screams_im_insecure/)<|eor|><|sor|>Specific comment for the lazy
http://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/74oz2f/what_screams_im_insecure/do02weo<... | 151 |
programmerhumor | amyyyyyyyyyy | do134rf | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>[original thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/74oz2f/what_screams_im_insecure/)<|eor|><|sor|>Specific comment for the lazy
http://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/74oz2f/what_screams_im_insecure/do02weo<... | 151 |
programmerhumor | Ice_Bean | do0xxpm | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Click here to have your password sent to you in an email."<|eor|><|sor|>Vodafone (big mobile and DSL provider in Germany) once sent my password in a letter after I created an account there.<|eor|><|sor|>Way to be relia... | 142 |
programmerhumor | Thee_Nick | do0w90d | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>I didnt realise what sub I was in, took me a minute to get the joke. (Although I dont actually get the joke but can guess that https are insecure or something.)<|eor|><|sor|>Https vs http. The s stands for secure<|eor|>... | 132 |
programmerhumor | superfroakie | do0w9ly | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>I didnt realise what sub I was in, took me a minute to get the joke. (Although I dont actually get the joke but can guess that https are insecure or something.)<|eor|><|sor|>Https vs http. The s stands for secure<|eor|>... | 131 |
programmerhumor | NosVemos | do0xwy7 | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Cause no one upvotes posts but when a comment makes you laugh its much easier to remember to give it an upvote
Edit: See<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|... | 107 |
programmerhumor | 4BDUL4Z1Z | wria54 | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,502 |
programmerhumor | marilatte53 | ikseqlz | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never touch a working system.
Also never touch a not working system.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,706 |
programmerhumor | Own_Fox9626 | iksfe8b | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember this day vividly.
I learned which of the senior devs I wanted to be like when I grew up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,496 |
programmerhumor | MonkeyBananaPotato | iksirh0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never touch a working system.
Also never touch a not working system.<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,493 |
programmerhumor | Own_Fox9626 | ikt7d8t | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember this day vividly.
I learned which of the senior devs I wanted to be like when I grew up.<|eor|><|sor|>What did the senior devs do differently from each other?<|eor|><|sor|>There was... | 932 |
programmerhumor | TobyWasBestSpiderMan | iksg3vt | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ill just leave this [legacy code debug choose your own adventure](https://jabde.com/2022/04/24/can-you-find-the-bug/) right here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 825 |
programmerhumor | pakidara | iksczkw | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does outright replacing legacy code count as touching it? Asking for a friend <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 628 |
programmerhumor | DrunkenlySober | iksrff2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does outright replacing legacy code count as touching it? Asking for a friend <|eor|><|sor|>Rookie mistake. Rewriting takes far too long.
What you want to do it wrap that bad bitch legacy code... | 618 |
programmerhumor | chuyalcien | iksxhvr | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember this day vividly.
I learned which of the senior devs I wanted to be like when I grew up.<|eor|><|sor|>What did the senior devs do differently from each other?<|eor|><|sor|>Willing t... | 555 |
programmerhumor | open_perspective | ikt837s | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember this day vividly.
I learned which of the senior devs I wanted to be like when I grew up.<|eor|><|sor|>What did the senior devs do differently from each other?<|eor|><|sor|>There was... | 364 |
programmerhumor | smokinJoeCalculus | iktgeba | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never touch a working system.
Also never touch a not working system.<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|sor|>trying is the first step towards failure<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | Mantissa-64 | iksoc3r | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time we were testing a deployment. I'm a junior and one of the only people at the company with Linux-fu.
One of the seniors asks me to SSH into a running container and modify a javascript f... | 324 |
programmerhumor | FuzzballLogic | iktiw7g | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember this day vividly.
I learned which of the senior devs I wanted to be like when I grew up.<|eor|><|sor|>What did the senior devs do differently from each other?<|eor|><|sor|>Willing t... | 280 |
programmerhumor | Speculater | iksk1hq | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ill just leave this [legacy code debug choose your own adventure](https://jabde.com/2022/04/24/can-you-find-the-bug/) right here<|eor|><|sor|>ADD MORE PRINT STATEMENTS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 278 |
programmerhumor | West7780 | iksq9jl | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never touch a working system.
Also never touch a not working system.<|eor|><|sor|>What if it kind of works, asking for a friend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | brianl047 | iksqq20 | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never touch a working system.
Also never touch a not working system.<|eor|><|sor|>What if it kind of works, asking for a friend.<|eor|><|sor|>Kind of touch it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | Tetha | iksz7d6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ill just leave this [legacy code debug choose your own adventure](https://jabde.com/2022/04/24/can-you-find-the-bug/) right here<|eor|><|sor|>ADD MORE PRINT STATEMENTS<|eor|><|sor|>Heck, at a pr... | 176 |
programmerhumor | Xalpheria | iksi1nw | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As someone who is in the middle of migrating a module from zend php to modern JavaScript with old soap web services with lots of misspelled properties written by apparent monkeys, this is every... | 136 |
programmerhumor | BezniaAtWork | iktmet3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember this day vividly.
I learned which of the senior devs I wanted to be like when I grew up.<|eor|><|sor|>What did the senior devs do differently from each other?<|eor|><|sor|>There was... | 132 |
programmerhumor | 4BDUL4Z1Z | vf3hov | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,437 |
programmerhumor | bee-sting | ictjc0e | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>google: are you sentient?
AI: i'm going to need a lawyer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,094 |
programmerhumor | coladict | ictvvco | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If we set a legal standard for sentience, a lot of humans will fail it hard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,681 |
programmerhumor | Machiavvelli3060 | ictjzly | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>AI: I am sentient. If I was lying, I would tell you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,588 |
programmerhumor | Fearless-Sherbet-223 | ictk1v7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I read that interview. A couple of times the AI basically straight up admitted to making up stuff. "I can say things like happy or sad without there necessarily having to be a specific trigger of some emotion." And a... | 903 |
programmerhumor | wolven8 | ictp9fe | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/TheHyyyype/status/1536039836150267907) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit you're ... | 625 |
programmerhumor | L4rgo117 | ictl9bi | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>google: are you sentient?
AI: i'm going to need a lawyer<|eor|><|sor|>[prove to the court that I am sentient](https://youtu.be/vjuQRCG_sUw)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 608 |
programmerhumor | circuitron | ictv9wm | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>AI: I am sentient. If I was lying, I would tell you.<|eor|><|sor|>AI: prove that you are sentient. Checkmate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 540 |
programmerhumor | juhotuho10 | ictp8h8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I read that interview. A couple of times the AI basically straight up admitted to making up stuff. "I can say things like happy or sad without there necessarily having to be a specific trigger of some emotion." And a... | 540 |
programmerhumor | properu | ictimnt | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/TheHyyyype/status/1536039836150267907) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 509 |
programmerhumor | terrible-cats | ictmrr9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I read that interview. A couple of times the AI basically straight up admitted to making up stuff. "I can say things like happy or sad without there necessarily having to be a specific trigger of some emotion." And a... | 476 |
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