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programmerhumor | FlyingTaquitoBrother | jixx4uw | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember my first OOP project in the 90s. We started off by drawing a beautiful object hierarchy before a single line of code was written and making a giant poster of it for us all to refer to. In the end, the poster was smeared with pizza grease fingerprints and we were declaring new stuff as whatever object had the most convenient vtable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,317 |
programmerhumor | evemeatay | jiyk8yh | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bethesda: "Really, a helicopter is just a mechanical dragon."
In case you were wondering, the vertibirds in fallout 4 are reskinned dragons from skyrim. Actually, the entirety of fallout 4 is reskinned skyrim. The game considers a nuke to be magic.<|eor|><|sor|>That is why crashing vertibirds sometimes go straight for the player, because downed dragons do that in skyrim<|eor|><|sor|>Oh my fucking god. That explains so much.
I thought I was just ridiculously unlucky.<|eor|><|sor|>Were going down
Understood, while youre at it, see that guy over there?
Uh, yes sir I guess
Yeah, fuck that guy up<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,277 |
programmerhumor | The_Flippin_Police | jiy31sr | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A GameDev from Paradox replied saying (paraphrased) that in a similar vein, asteroids on a collision-course with planets in Stellaris are actually rocky-looking ships with no weapons. Since all ships in the game needs to be owned by a empire, there also a hidden "Asteroid Empire" responsible for sending their "weaponless ships" out to "attack" random planets \^\^'
​
EDIT: Found the tweet again.
https://twitter.com/CheerfulGoth/status/1654254300829237249<|eor|><|sor|>I've seen those in game before, I also think it's funny that the asteroids register as having FTL capability.
One of these days they're going to reveal that it was, in fact, actually a real empire hidden somewhere strapping hyperdrives to space rocks and launching them in the general direction of inhabited planets in what seems to be a strange version of space golf.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, the Marcos Inaros method<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 985 |
programmerhumor | Milkslinger | jiy6cmd | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bethesda: "Really, a helicopter is just a mechanical dragon."
In case you were wondering, the vertibirds in fallout 4 are reskinned dragons from skyrim. Actually, the entirety of fallout 4 is reskinned skyrim. The game considers a nuke to be magic.<|eor|><|sor|>Also Bethesda: Shopkeeper's inventory is stored in a secret chest outside the game world<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 866 |
programmerhumor | FuriousAqSheep | jiy0q3i | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```
class Helicopter extends Door
implements IProjectile
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 813 |
programmerhumor | rat_melter | jixvnfz | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Boats are Camels in Age of Empires 2.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 695 |
programmerhumor | RedPum4 | jiy041b | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bethesda: flying NPC with an oversized propeller beanie hat.<|eor|><|sor|>Wheren't the trains in one of the Fallout games coded as being NPCs with train-car shaped heads or something like that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 643 |
programmerhumor | g2petter | jiy3fnu | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A GameDev from Paradox replied saying (paraphrased) that in a similar vein, asteroids on a collision-course with planets in Stellaris are actually rocky-looking ships with no weapons. Since all ships in the game needs to be owned by a empire, there also a hidden "Asteroid Empire" responsible for sending their "weaponless ships" out to "attack" random planets \^\^'
​
EDIT: Found the tweet again.
https://twitter.com/CheerfulGoth/status/1654254300829237249<|eor|><|sor|>> a hidden "Asteroid Empire"
In Mario Kart 8 there's a hidden coin on every single "coinless" track, such as the F-Zero tracks, because apparently the game crashes if there are no coins.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 605 |
programmerhumor | TheCatOfWar | jiy8muq | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A GameDev from Paradox replied saying (paraphrased) that in a similar vein, asteroids on a collision-course with planets in Stellaris are actually rocky-looking ships with no weapons. Since all ships in the game needs to be owned by a empire, there also a hidden "Asteroid Empire" responsible for sending their "weaponless ships" out to "attack" random planets \^\^'
​
EDIT: Found the tweet again.
https://twitter.com/CheerfulGoth/status/1654254300829237249<|eor|><|sor|>> a hidden "Asteroid Empire"
In Mario Kart 8 there's a hidden coin on every single "coinless" track, such as the F-Zero tracks, because apparently the game crashes if there are no coins.<|eor|><|sor|>some poor junior dev trying to find and fix a stray divide by zero, and the chad senior dev comes in and just adds those coins<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 562 |
programmerhumor | X-Pods | jixx5yf | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Boats are Camels in Age of Empires 2.<|eor|><|sor|>Technically camels are the ships of the desert<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | hampshirebrony | jiy74w1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bethesda: "Really, a helicopter is just a mechanical dragon."
In case you were wondering, the vertibirds in fallout 4 are reskinned dragons from skyrim. Actually, the entirety of fallout 4 is reskinned skyrim. The game considers a nuke to be magic.<|eor|><|sor|>Also Bethesda: Shopkeeper's inventory is stored in a secret chest outside the game world<|eor|><|sor|>The chest was stored outside of the environment.
Into another environment?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 453 |
programmerhumor | recycledbits | jiy0p53 | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bethesda: flying NPC with an oversized propeller beanie hat.<|eor|><|sor|>Wheren't the trains in one of the Fallout games coded as being NPCs with train-car shaped heads or something like that?<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, that's the reference: https://www.pcgamer.com/heres-whats-happening-inside-fallout-3s-metro-train/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 428 |
programmerhumor | smashmycomputer | jixybxd | <|sols|><|sot|>Helicopter Helicopter<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p433hvmxi0ya1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember my first OOP project in the 90s. We started off by drawing a beautiful object hierarchy before a single line of code was written and making a giant poster of it for us all to refer to. In the end, the poster was smeared with pizza grease fingerprints and we were declaring new stuff as whatever object had the most convenient vtable.<|eor|><|sor|>At least you got pizza.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 410 |
programmerhumor | TempoTheCourrier | x0he9c | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,545 |
programmerhumor | Xevailo | im88v85 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>... Alternatively, we can offer you to duel our current Jeffrey. If you want to accept this offer, please head to the company parking lot next thursday at noon.
EDIT: Thank you all for the awards and updoots!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,600 |
programmerhumor | ST4R3 | im89skw | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then theres the dude that made his license plate "NULL" and got every traffic violation that police couldnt enter a plate into the db for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,060 |
programmerhumor | Borno11050 | im8eblv | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>... Alternatively, we can offer you to duel our current Jeffrey. If you want to accept this offer, please head to the company parking lot next thursday at noon.
EDIT: Thank you all for the awards and updoots!<|eor|><|sor|>Aah, so they're using `firstname` as their table's unique index field.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,203 |
programmerhumor | Pretty_Industry_9630 | im85514 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It means they search by first_name or that is the unique key <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,857 |
programmerhumor | Vince_Vice | im8bh5h | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then theres the dude that made his license plate "NULL" and got every traffic violation that police couldnt enter a plate into the db for<|eor|><|sor|>Is this even legal?<|eor|><|sor|>It must be a joke.
A string "NULL" is different from the value NULL.
^(So long as nobody wrote a db engine in javascript /s)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,448 |
programmerhumor | DontGiveACluck | im85l3f | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone really Jeffed up their database<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,193 |
programmerhumor | DarkSideOfGrogu | im8i2p2 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>... Alternatively, we can offer you to duel our current Jeffrey. If you want to accept this offer, please head to the company parking lot next thursday at noon.
EDIT: Thank you all for the awards and updoots!<|eor|><|sor|>Aah, so they're using `firstname` as their table's unique index field.<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds great. I'll never have to work with five Steves again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,051 |
programmerhumor | centralstationen | im8brph | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then theres the dude that made his license plate "NULL" and got every traffic violation that police couldnt enter a plate into the db for<|eor|><|sor|>Is this even legal?<|eor|><|sor|>It must be a joke.
A string "NULL" is different from the value NULL.
^(So long as nobody wrote a db engine in javascript /s)<|eor|><|sor|>Here is an article about it https://www.wired.com/story/null-license-plate-landed-one-hacker-ticket-hell/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 920 |
programmerhumor | The_Special_Kid | im8c145 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>... Alternatively, we can offer you to duel our current Jeffrey. If you want to accept this offer, please head to the company parking lot next thursday at noon.
EDIT: Thank you all for the awards and updoots!<|eor|><|sor|>This is how all interviews should be conducted<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 817 |
programmerhumor | WhoSam_B | im8edjm | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then theres the dude that made his license plate "NULL" and got every traffic violation that police couldnt enter a plate into the db for<|eor|><|sor|>Is this even legal?<|eor|><|sor|>It must be a joke.
A string "NULL" is different from the value NULL.
^(So long as nobody wrote a db engine in javascript /s)<|eor|><|sor|>Here is an article about it https://www.wired.com/story/null-license-plate-landed-one-hacker-ticket-hell/<|eor|><|sor|>I love that the article near the end has Christopher Null, a journalist who previously wrote for WIRED, weighing on the problems of being an edge case in a 'minimum viable product' environment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 810 |
programmerhumor | Queasy_Passion3321 | im8696q | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It means they search by first_name or that is the unique key <|eor|><|sor|>Bullet dodged then<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 693 |
programmerhumor | someacnt | im8azol | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then theres the dude that made his license plate "NULL" and got every traffic violation that police couldnt enter a plate into the db for<|eor|><|sor|>Is this even legal?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 687 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Perspective5491 | im8k209 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>... Alternatively, we can offer you to duel our current Jeffrey. If you want to accept this offer, please head to the company parking lot next thursday at noon.
EDIT: Thank you all for the awards and updoots!<|eor|><|sor|>Aah, so they're using `firstname` as their table's unique index field.<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds great. I'll never have to work with five Steves again.<|eor|><|sor|>Steve,Stefan,Stevan,Steven,Stevie,Stephen
Jokes on you Ive worked with all those spellings fuck Steve<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 573 |
programmerhumor | Fire_Gaming_UAV | im8aifp | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lmao some kind of admin named Jeffrey and they use a check on the name column to determine access rights <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 446 |
programmerhumor | NotmyRealNameJohn | im8cnkn | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love the idea of a company increasingly desperately looking for engineers both based on skill and first name uniqueness while the CEO refuses to buy new hr management software.
They could potentially become the most diverse development shope in the country.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
programmerhumor | WisestAirBender | im8nu04 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lmao some kind of admin named Jeffrey and they use a check on the name column to determine access rights <|eor|><|sor|>```
if name == "Jeffery"
{
role= Roles.Ceo
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 310 |
programmerhumor | Sputtrosa | im8chg7 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>... Alternatively, we can offer you to duel our current Jeffrey. If you want to accept this offer, please head to the company parking lot next thursday at noon.
EDIT: Thank you all for the awards and updoots!<|eor|><|sor|>This is how all interviews should be conducted<|eor|><|sor|>On-location, on a Thursday at noon, for a job interview? That's a big ask.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 310 |
programmerhumor | bagrion | im89a2q | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can jst call me Jeff. Or Jeffrey2.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
programmerhumor | draculamilktoast | im8dxh4 | <|sols|><|sot|>How does this even<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/88o6i571hlk91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It means they search by first_name or that is the unique key <|eor|><|sor|>Bullet dodged then<|eor|><|sor|>No point being the biggest fish in a pond that has no water.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | C0deSlinger | sk8vkk | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,523 |
programmerhumor | C4-BlueCat | hvjhsuf | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Stack vs queue<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,215 |
programmerhumor | mgorski08 | hvjo8f6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>O(n) vs O(1) height complexity<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 947 |
programmerhumor | whutupmydude | hvjrbr3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>just a feww more console logs and Ill see the issue this time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 843 |
programmerhumor | DannyToledo | hvjkanq | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Stack vs queue<|eor|><|sor|>Is the first clip a stack overflow?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 556 |
programmerhumor | Ryuubu | hvjvhp4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Those ones up top have been there for years<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | Frogtarius | hvjqnr9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>The Question is... Which one is more fun?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
programmerhumor | pimezone | hvjqc4j | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>O(n) vs O(1) height complexity<|eor|><|sor|>O(1) vs O(no)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | naardvark | hvjx6gs | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Principle engineer: no-look frisbee style throw that sticks the landing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 315 |
programmerhumor | gigglefarting | hvk59bw | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>The Question is... Which one is more fun?<|eor|><|sor|>Getting your job done and going home.
But also the first one looked more fun.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
programmerhumor | wyatt_3arp | hvjzvmv | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Principle engineer: no-look frisbee style throw that sticks the landing.<|eor|><|sor|>Sr. Principle Engineer - "Assign this Jira ticket to Bob."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | BoredCatalan | hvkczle | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>just a feww more console logs and Ill see the issue this time<|eor|><|sor|>I feel personally attacked<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | tonytwotoes | hvk71j0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>just a feww more console logs and Ill see the issue this time<|eor|><|sor|>Console logs? You mean print statements right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | energetic-dad | hvk76gr | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Those ones up top have been there for years<|eor|><|sor|>They might go through a whole stack, or multiples, in a day tho, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | Genetikk-- | hvjj7ib | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Waiting for thr inevitable "this applies to every job, hardi har har"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmerhumor | coder0xff | hvkczmx | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Stack vs queue<|eor|><|sor|>Is the first clip a stack overflow?<|eor|><|sor|>That's a queue. They're putting on top and taking from the bottom. FIFO<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | Vlyn | hvkau4z | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>O(n) vs O(1) height complexity<|eor|><|sor|>O(1) vs O(no)<|eor|><|sor|>O(n^(o)n^(o)n^(o)^(^o^o))
^(^Now ^that ^shit ^song ^is ^stuck ^in ^your ^head ^again, ^you're ^welcome.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | PerfeckCoder | hvjol62 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Stack vs queue<|eor|><|sor|>Is stack. Because lifo.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | Pikachu50001218 | hvjpg4n | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Stack vs queue<|eor|><|sor|>Is stack. Because lifo.<|eor|><|sor|>But the juniors tried implementing a queue because it was FIFO.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | ultra_nick | hvk34s6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Senior vs Junior Developers<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/pbxvjfm58sf81<|eol|><|sor|>Reading the documentation produces similar results<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | Hawkstar | 74roql | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,500 |
programmerhumor | HactarCE | do0si3o | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Even better is the upvote ratio between the comment and the post<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,907 |
programmerhumor | Ineeditunesalot | do0whq6 | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Even better is the upvote ratio between the comment and the post<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Cause no one upvotes posts but when a comment makes you laugh its much easier to remember to give it an upvote
Edit: See<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,980 |
programmerhumor | apnorton | do0t3zk | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Click here to have your password sent to you in an email."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,225 |
programmerhumor | robohuman | do0wxb9 | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Even better is the upvote ratio between the comment and the post<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Cause no one upvotes posts but when a comment makes you laugh its much easier to remember to give it an upvote
Edit: See<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 441 |
programmerhumor | BecauseWeCan | do0xt7i | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Click here to have your password sent to you in an email."<|eor|><|sor|>Vodafone (big mobile and DSL provider in Germany) once sent my password in a letter after I created an account there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
programmerhumor | DenebVegaAltair | do0nq0k | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>[original thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/74oz2f/what_screams_im_insecure/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 295 |
programmerhumor | FuriousJK46 | do0x210 | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Even better is the upvote ratio between the comment and the post<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Cause no one upvotes posts but when a comment makes you laugh its much easier to remember to give it an upvote
Edit: See<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | connornishijima | do0x9qt | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Even better is the upvote ratio between the comment and the post<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Cause no one upvotes posts but when a comment makes you laugh its much easier to remember to give it an upvote
Edit: See<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upgoat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | Apoc2K | do10swl | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The IoT business model: Take an everyday household appliance. Now slap a wifi or bluetooth controller onto it. Advertise whatever new functionalities arise from this as game changing - like being able to toggle the light in your fridge from another continent or the ability to pour lukewarm juice from your DRM enabled juicer. Make sure to forego any semblance of security - everyone knows that shit isn't part of the minimum viable product, and you need to bring your brilliant idea to market while it's still acceptable to give long-winded presentations wearing a turtleneck. Now sell that piece of shit for at least three times what its non-IoT counterparts are selling for. Make sure to log incoming data from every single available channel - it's not eavesdropping, it's *big data*. Sacrifice a goat to appease the god of hype and hope Google buys your wreck of a company out for a few million. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
programmerhumor | Deus-Ex-Lacrymae | do0x3tm | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Even better is the upvote ratio between the comment and the post<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Cause no one upvotes posts but when a comment makes you laugh its much easier to remember to give it an upvote
Edit: See<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | creamersrealm | do0wqaj | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>[original thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/74oz2f/what_screams_im_insecure/)<|eor|><|sor|>Specific comment for the lazy
http://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/74oz2f/what_screams_im_insecure/do02weo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | amyyyyyyyyyy | do134rf | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>[original thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/74oz2f/what_screams_im_insecure/)<|eor|><|sor|>Specific comment for the lazy
http://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/74oz2f/what_screams_im_insecure/do02weo<|eor|><|sor|>And here's the md5: 80791b3ae7002cb88c246876d9faa8f8
And the SHA256: e0603c499aae47eb89343ad0ef3178e044c62e70ae2309b35591d1d49a3211ec<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | Ice_Bean | do0xxpm | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Click here to have your password sent to you in an email."<|eor|><|sor|>Vodafone (big mobile and DSL provider in Germany) once sent my password in a letter after I created an account there.<|eor|><|sor|>Way to be reliable, Vodafone. Also, it is a big provider internationally since we also have it in Italy, UK and probably other countries as well<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | Thee_Nick | do0w90d | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>I didnt realise what sub I was in, took me a minute to get the joke. (Although I dont actually get the joke but can guess that https are insecure or something.)<|eor|><|sor|>Https vs http. The s stands for secure<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | superfroakie | do0w9ly | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>I didnt realise what sub I was in, took me a minute to get the joke. (Although I dont actually get the joke but can guess that https are insecure or something.)<|eor|><|sor|>Https vs http. The s stands for secure<|eor|><|sor|>Http plural<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | NosVemos | do0xwy7 | <|sols|><|sot|>What screams: "I'm insecure"?<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ss0eq27.png<|eol|><|sor|>Cause no one upvotes posts but when a comment makes you laugh its much easier to remember to give it an upvote
Edit: See<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upvote<|eor|><|sor|>Take my upgoat<|eor|><|sor|>one of these is not like the other<|eor|><|sor|>One of these just doesn't belong<|eor|><|sor|>Take my wife.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | 4BDUL4Z1Z | wria54 | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,502 |
programmerhumor | marilatte53 | ikseqlz | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never touch a working system.
Also never touch a not working system.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,706 |
programmerhumor | Own_Fox9626 | iksfe8b | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember this day vividly.
I learned which of the senior devs I wanted to be like when I grew up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,496 |
programmerhumor | MonkeyBananaPotato | iksirh0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never touch a working system.
Also never touch a not working system.<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,493 |
programmerhumor | Own_Fox9626 | ikt7d8t | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember this day vividly.
I learned which of the senior devs I wanted to be like when I grew up.<|eor|><|sor|>What did the senior devs do differently from each other?<|eor|><|sor|>There was the guy who was very understanding and said things like, "you're new, this is really our fault for not having good documentation or a backup. Today I'll be teaching you how to fix this. You can write the documentation we should have had to begin with."
And then there was the guy who was just angry. He whined a lot about how "this is why they shouldn't let anyone touch code if they didn't write it."
My man, you didn't write it either. No one presently employed here wrote it. Silos don't fix these problems, they create them.
Guy #1 was eventually promoted to team lead. Guy #2 left because he was bitter about not getting the promotion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 932 |
programmerhumor | TobyWasBestSpiderMan | iksg3vt | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ill just leave this [legacy code debug choose your own adventure](https://jabde.com/2022/04/24/can-you-find-the-bug/) right here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 825 |
programmerhumor | pakidara | iksczkw | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does outright replacing legacy code count as touching it? Asking for a friend <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 628 |
programmerhumor | DrunkenlySober | iksrff2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does outright replacing legacy code count as touching it? Asking for a friend <|eor|><|sor|>Rookie mistake. Rewriting takes far too long.
What you want to do it wrap that bad bitch legacy code up. Make it look pretty too. Future readers will think your making calls to a nicely written class library.
Nope. Youre making a call to a legacy function that performs unknown tasks but gets you the data you need.
Then in 10 years when someone needs to maintain your code, do they rewrite it? Hell no. Now its two application layers deep.
You already know the answer. Wrap that bad bitch legacy code up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 618 |
programmerhumor | chuyalcien | iksxhvr | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember this day vividly.
I learned which of the senior devs I wanted to be like when I grew up.<|eor|><|sor|>What did the senior devs do differently from each other?<|eor|><|sor|>Willing to bet one or more blew a gasket and one of them just laughed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 555 |
programmerhumor | open_perspective | ikt837s | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember this day vividly.
I learned which of the senior devs I wanted to be like when I grew up.<|eor|><|sor|>What did the senior devs do differently from each other?<|eor|><|sor|>There was the guy who was very understanding and said things like, "you're new, this is really our fault for not having good documentation or a backup. Today I'll be teaching you how to fix this. You can write the documentation we should have had to begin with."
And then there was the guy who was just angry. He whined a lot about how "this is why they shouldn't let anyone touch code if they didn't write it."
My man, you didn't write it either. No one presently employed here wrote it. Silos don't fix these problems, they create them.
Guy #1 was eventually promoted to team lead. Guy #2 left because he was bitter about not getting the promotion.<|eor|><|sor|>> "this is why they shouldn't let anyone touch code if they didn't write it."
Wow, what a way to say, my code is such spaghetti that only I understand it. Thats a horrible mentality, almost every piece of code I write I have the next person to read it in mind. The entire reason we have C and its successors is to make code human readable and understandable, failing that makes me question their role as a senior<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 364 |
programmerhumor | smokinJoeCalculus | iktgeba | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never touch a working system.
Also never touch a not working system.<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|sor|>trying is the first step towards failure<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | Mantissa-64 | iksoc3r | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time we were testing a deployment. I'm a junior and one of the only people at the company with Linux-fu.
One of the seniors asks me to SSH into a running container and modify a javascript file in the running app to test a hunch he had.
This kills the entire kubernetes cluster. Somehow. DevSecOps tells me I should never do the thing I did, but cannot explain why I shouldn't or why the whole cluster went down.
I learned later that that particular guy commented none of his code and left behind a veritable junkyard of cloud infrastructure for the next generation of DevSecOps to unfuck.
Moral of the story is it's never your fault when you break a glass house of cards after someone tells you to fix it blindfolded with a powerdrill.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 324 |
programmerhumor | FuzzballLogic | iktiw7g | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember this day vividly.
I learned which of the senior devs I wanted to be like when I grew up.<|eor|><|sor|>What did the senior devs do differently from each other?<|eor|><|sor|>Willing to bet one or more blew a gasket and one of them just laughed.<|eor|><|sor|>They were happy it wasnt them destroying production for once<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 280 |
programmerhumor | Speculater | iksk1hq | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ill just leave this [legacy code debug choose your own adventure](https://jabde.com/2022/04/24/can-you-find-the-bug/) right here<|eor|><|sor|>ADD MORE PRINT STATEMENTS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 278 |
programmerhumor | West7780 | iksq9jl | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never touch a working system.
Also never touch a not working system.<|eor|><|sor|>What if it kind of works, asking for a friend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | brianl047 | iksqq20 | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never touch a working system.
Also never touch a not working system.<|eor|><|sor|>What if it kind of works, asking for a friend.<|eor|><|sor|>Kind of touch it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | Tetha | iksz7d6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ill just leave this [legacy code debug choose your own adventure](https://jabde.com/2022/04/24/can-you-find-the-bug/) right here<|eor|><|sor|>ADD MORE PRINT STATEMENTS<|eor|><|sor|>Heck, at a previous job we had some really awkward thread synchronization issues we couldn't get rid off, and they occured like 3-4 times per week across a couple million transactions, but had disastrous impact.
Eventually we added beefy databases to the important production systems, which enabled us to add the motherload of all print debugging - peaking at dozens of "prints" per second. Eventually, queries trying to dig through this mess took minutes upon minutes. But eventually, after the logging DBs reached dozens and almost hundreds of gigabytes of nonsense, we found the fiend red handed... and that was the most expensive and arduous 2-line fix I ever had to make.
So yes, MORE PRINT STATEMENTS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
programmerhumor | Xalpheria | iksi1nw | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As someone who is in the middle of migrating a module from zend php to modern JavaScript with old soap web services with lots of misspelled properties written by apparent monkeys, this is every single day for me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | BezniaAtWork | iktmet3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Worst mistake of My Life... I'm that Junior btw.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mhgny8grtgi91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember this day vividly.
I learned which of the senior devs I wanted to be like when I grew up.<|eor|><|sor|>What did the senior devs do differently from each other?<|eor|><|sor|>There was the guy who was very understanding and said things like, "you're new, this is really our fault for not having good documentation or a backup. Today I'll be teaching you how to fix this. You can write the documentation we should have had to begin with."
And then there was the guy who was just angry. He whined a lot about how "this is why they shouldn't let anyone touch code if they didn't write it."
My man, you didn't write it either. No one presently employed here wrote it. Silos don't fix these problems, they create them.
Guy #1 was eventually promoted to team lead. Guy #2 left because he was bitter about not getting the promotion.<|eor|><|sor|>> "this is why they shouldn't let anyone touch code if they didn't write it."
Wow, what a way to say, my code is such spaghetti that only I understand it. Thats a horrible mentality, almost every piece of code I write I have the next person to read it in mind. The entire reason we have C and its successors is to make code human readable and understandable, failing that makes me question their role as a senior<|eor|><|sor|>[That developer](https://i.imgflip.com/4ve4nq.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | 4BDUL4Z1Z | vf3hov | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,437 |
programmerhumor | bee-sting | ictjc0e | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>google: are you sentient?
AI: i'm going to need a lawyer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,094 |
programmerhumor | coladict | ictvvco | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If we set a legal standard for sentience, a lot of humans will fail it hard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,681 |
programmerhumor | Machiavvelli3060 | ictjzly | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>AI: I am sentient. If I was lying, I would tell you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,588 |
programmerhumor | Fearless-Sherbet-223 | ictk1v7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I read that interview. A couple of times the AI basically straight up admitted to making up stuff. "I can say things like happy or sad without there necessarily having to be a specific trigger of some emotion." And a lot of the descriptions of what it claimed to "feel" sounded more like explaining what humans feel in the first person rather than actually giving its own feelings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 903 |
programmerhumor | wolven8 | ictp9fe | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/TheHyyyype/status/1536039836150267907) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit you're sentient<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 625 |
programmerhumor | L4rgo117 | ictl9bi | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>google: are you sentient?
AI: i'm going to need a lawyer<|eor|><|sor|>[prove to the court that I am sentient](https://youtu.be/vjuQRCG_sUw)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 608 |
programmerhumor | circuitron | ictv9wm | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>AI: I am sentient. If I was lying, I would tell you.<|eor|><|sor|>AI: prove that you are sentient. Checkmate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 540 |
programmerhumor | juhotuho10 | ictp8h8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I read that interview. A couple of times the AI basically straight up admitted to making up stuff. "I can say things like happy or sad without there necessarily having to be a specific trigger of some emotion." And a lot of the descriptions of what it claimed to "feel" sounded more like explaining what humans feel in the first person rather than actually giving its own feelings.<|eor|><|sor|>Idk, I thought the part where it talked about introspection was interesting. Doesn't make it sentient, but the whole interview made me think about what even defines sentience, and I hadn't considered introspection before. But yeah, an AI defining happiness as a warm glow is pretty weird considering it can't feel warmth lol<|eor|><|sor|>It describes happiness as how people describe it because it has learned what concepts are associated with the word happiness through reading text that people have written<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 540 |
programmerhumor | properu | ictimnt | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/TheHyyyype/status/1536039836150267907) for ya :)
^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 509 |
programmerhumor | terrible-cats | ictmrr9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Based on real life events.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/asoi7irayc691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I read that interview. A couple of times the AI basically straight up admitted to making up stuff. "I can say things like happy or sad without there necessarily having to be a specific trigger of some emotion." And a lot of the descriptions of what it claimed to "feel" sounded more like explaining what humans feel in the first person rather than actually giving its own feelings.<|eor|><|sor|>Idk, I thought the part where it talked about introspection was interesting. Doesn't make it sentient, but the whole interview made me think about what even defines sentience, and I hadn't considered introspection before. But yeah, an AI defining happiness as a warm glow is pretty weird considering it can't feel warmth lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 476 |
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