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programmerhumor | funciton | jbxrvlc | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When debugging there is no bigger gut-punch moment then when the code runs, completes "successfully", seemingly did nothing, and produced neither errors or desired results... What do now?<|eor|><|sor|>Write a unit test<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmerhumor | opmrcrab | jbxrimc | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When debugging there is no bigger gut-punch moment then when the code runs, completes "successfully", seemingly did nothing, and produced neither errors or desired results... What do now?<|eor|><|sor|>Use breakpoints if your environment has access to a debugger.
If you are working with a remote, isolated, or embedded system that you can not access with a debugger, then you need to use console/print and stack trace calls.
It didnt do anything is not a valid stopping point. It definitely did something up to a point.
Set breakpoints along the path of data-flow and logic, step through it, and find where data stopped flowing and why.
Those are usually the easiest bugs to fix because its usually an if or switch statement that has improper logic, or something like an empty array that you thought would be full.
Actual difficult bugs are side effects. Like you hand the same JavaScript Date instance to 3 different labels, then perform the same Timezone transform on that date, from each of those 3 labels.
They all refer to the same Date instance, they arent copies, its all the same object. So you end up pushing the first label forward 6 hours, then the next label executes and pushed that date 6 more hours forward, then a 3rd time.
Your code says it should only be offsetting the time by 6 hours but its always moving in increments of 18. Or 12 if there are 2 labels. Or 36 hours if there are 6 labels.
Those are the issues that can take a seasoned engineer a couple days to find, because the code looks harmless and you need to understand the implications of shared references and data mutability.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats a lot of text to tell me you're the person who explains to people why their puns are bad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmerhumor | MannoSlimmins | jbxzt8w | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly how debugging is<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fib1j8y2acna1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>if ___name___ == '____main____':
try:
program():
except:
program():
finally:
program():
print('you are a God programmer')
Reddit formatting screws with this one<|eor|><|sor|> if ___name___ == '____main____':
try:
program():
except:
program():
finally:
program():
print('you are a markdown God')<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmerhumor | Aelaan_Bluewood | 6hyigd | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,212 |
programmerhumor | JustDudeStuff | dj26bdb | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Title is exeptional<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,257 |
programmerhumor | Aaraeus | dj273xp | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.](http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/science/2016/05/26/26-clippy.w536.h357.2x.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>Not like this.
Please. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 944 |
programmerhumor | DashyFTW | dj25zun | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do I have time to stop and explore the beautiful vistas on the way to the evil Wizard?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 799 |
programmerhumor | wiiya | dj29g4y | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.](http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/science/2016/05/26/26-clippy.w536.h357.2x.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>Not like this.
Please. <|eor|><|sor|>https://i.imgur.com/d9NHToP.png<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 602 |
programmerhumor | ScrabCrab | dj2eyh4 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.](http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/science/2016/05/26/26-clippy.w536.h357.2x.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>Not like this.
Please. <|eor|><|sor|>https://i.imgur.com/d9NHToP.png<|eor|><|sor|>Don't show this tip to me or my son ever again<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 454 |
programmerhumor | KisuPL | dj273fb | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>r/titleporn<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 366 |
programmerhumor | HELLHOUNDGRIM | dj28jai | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Relevant.
http://i.imgur.com/9TrZPuq.png<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 365 |
programmerhumor | Robot_Cyndaquil | dj27lea | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm just here to say what a good fucking title that is. God, I want that title.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | ContraMuffin | dj265tw | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do I have time to stop and explore the beautiful vistas on the way to the evil Wizard?<|eor|><|sor|>Sure, just make sure you stock up on Apples before the fight cause even though they have little HP, they have the highest hp-per-weight. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | mlkybob | dj29949 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.](http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/science/2016/05/26/26-clippy.w536.h357.2x.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>I dislike clippy too but I think people go too overboard with their dislike of him, especially since you can just turn him off in settings.
It's a bit like when there was this cute earthy college student who mostly streamed Hearthstone that I used to watch obsessively and I eventually worked up the nerve to stop lurking and join chat (I broke the ice with a 500 dollar donation) and after a slow start I found my groove and started riffing off of everything she said and kind of became something of an Ed Mcmahon to her Carson. I'm only 32 but am pretty much an 80's guy at heart and I'd need to send her about a dozen wikipedia articles and youtube links a day so she'd get all my references haha. Anyhow one of her many quirks was how she'd take tinynibbles of food whenever she ate on stream and I'd playfully tease her about how she was half rabbit. It became what I thought was a beloved inside joke in chat and I made a couple fun compilation vids of her eating crossed with clips from the bucky o'hare show and watership down that synced up with her. I even payed 400 dollars for a pixel art gif of her as reader rabbit (which she played on stream once) nibbling away.
I'm not going to lie, I thought she loved the joke just as much as I did and I even had the gif artist do up a pic of us as rabbit bride and groom on top of a wedding cake (this was something to have in my back pocket 3 years down the line well after we started dating, don't worry I wasn't crazy folks) when I googled her old WOW, neopets etc. nickname she used as a teenager and sometimes used for reddit accounts etc. today and it was a post on a female streamers forum about how there was a guy in her chat who was cool at first but was starting to get way too obsessive and was starting to dominate the conversation and drive other people away and how upset and conflicted she was because he seems really nice and well meaning and doesn't realize how uncomfortable he was making her and everyone else, she has a brother who has aspergers so she's seen this kind of thing before and wants to know how best to gently suggest to him he tones it down without hurting his feelings.
She then talked about how it's extra awkward because he's basically been allowing her to make rent the last few months with donations but it's to the point where it's not worth trying to make a living streaming if it means having to deal with him everyday.
The transition to feeling on top of the world (I'd just spent 4 hours straight fapping to what I thought was our ineveitable honeymoon) to like human garbage was dramatic and I almost threw up, but just cried myself to sleep instead. The main thing is that she was happy and like Jorah with Daenerys I needed to leave her be. I still lurked of course and watched her stream 5 hours a day until of course the end of the month came around and from her comments on financial advice reddits new she was getting desperate and she started "nonchalantly" noticing my absence and saying "malgoll" where are you? Someone needs to start putting his pictures on milk cartons man haha..."
There's a particular streamer I knew she strongly disliked who was pretty much the opposite of her in every way, my crush was a lot like Felicia day and this woman was pretty the archetype of the intimidating "fps chick." This woman also ended up dating a male streamer she had a massive crush on and she pretty much saw her as being the opposite of all the insecurities she had about herself.
Anyhow it was pretty glorious to lurk in her chat and see her reaction when it blew up with people going "holy shit! Malgoll just donated 700 dollars to fpschick!" just the look of utter confusion on her face would have broken my heart if I didn't know how duplicitous she truly was. She ended up pm'ing me "what's going on, what did I do?" but after sending screenshots of all her forum posts I almost didn't want to include our wedding picture and truly make her live with regret for the rest of her life after realizing I saw her as wife material. We've both moved on, she finally started streaming again and has a job in the gaming industry and I think I've finally found my future wife who I'm going to spend my remaining inheiritance on but its still tragic to realize that the one real shot at true love either of us will probably have in our lives was ruined by something as silly as poking fun at how a person nibbles their food.<|eor|><|sor|>What was the connection to clippy again?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 264 |
programmerhumor | J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS | dj26wcl | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Title is exeptional<|eor|><|sor|>>XPtional
FTFY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | WEVE_WOKEN_THE_HIVE | dj26zgi | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That title is <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | TetchyOyvind | dj2hs19 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.](http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/science/2016/05/26/26-clippy.w536.h357.2x.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>Not like this.
Please. <|eor|><|sor|>https://i.imgur.com/d9NHToP.png<|eor|><|sor|>Don't show this tip to me or my son ever again<|eor|><|sor|>I don't think Clippy was talking about *that* kind of tip <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | TheNorthComesWithMe | dj2l7x3 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Relevant.
http://i.imgur.com/9TrZPuq.png<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously though, this annoys the fuck out of me. Does Microsoft not have a flag that a program can set that's like 'I'm working on some shit right now, leave me the fuck alone'.
It always happens to me with Excel. It's like no, Windows, I just refreshed a very large query. Excel isn't dying.<|eor|><|sor|>Windows asks the program if it's alive every so often. If you're running some huge calculation on the UI thread, then the program won't be able to tell Windows that it has hung up. Solution: don't do a bunch of shit on the UI thread so that Windows can know your program is ok.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | LovecraftInDC | dj2kolv | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Relevant.
http://i.imgur.com/9TrZPuq.png<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously though, this annoys the fuck out of me. Does Microsoft not have a flag that a program can set that's like 'I'm working on some shit right now, leave me the fuck alone'.
It always happens to me with Excel. It's like no, Windows, I just refreshed a very large query. Excel isn't dying.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | off-and-on | dj2921r | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.](http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/science/2016/05/26/26-clippy.w536.h357.2x.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>I dislike clippy too but I think people go too overboard with their dislike of him, especially since you can just turn him off in settings.
It's a bit like when there was this cute earthy college student who mostly streamed Hearthstone that I used to watch obsessively and I eventually worked up the nerve to stop lurking and join chat (I broke the ice with a 500 dollar donation) and after a slow start I found my groove and started riffing off of everything she said and kind of became something of an Ed Mcmahon to her Carson. I'm only 32 but am pretty much an 80's guy at heart and I'd need to send her about a dozen wikipedia articles and youtube links a day so she'd get all my references haha. Anyhow one of her many quirks was how she'd take tinynibbles of food whenever she ate on stream and I'd playfully tease her about how she was half rabbit. It became what I thought was a beloved inside joke in chat and I made a couple fun compilation vids of her eating crossed with clips from the bucky o'hare show and watership down that synced up with her. I even payed 400 dollars for a pixel art gif of her as reader rabbit (which she played on stream once) nibbling away.
I'm not going to lie, I thought she loved the joke just as much as I did and I even had the gif artist do up a pic of us as rabbit bride and groom on top of a wedding cake (this was something to have in my back pocket 3 years down the line well after we started dating, don't worry I wasn't crazy folks) when I googled her old WOW, neopets etc. nickname she used as a teenager and sometimes used for reddit accounts etc. today and it was a post on a female streamers forum about how there was a guy in her chat who was cool at first but was starting to get way too obsessive and was starting to dominate the conversation and drive other people away and how upset and conflicted she was because he seems really nice and well meaning and doesn't realize how uncomfortable he was making her and everyone else, she has a brother who has aspergers so she's seen this kind of thing before and wants to know how best to gently suggest to him he tones it down without hurting his feelings.
She then talked about how it's extra awkward because he's basically been allowing her to make rent the last few months with donations but it's to the point where it's not worth trying to make a living streaming if it means having to deal with him everyday.
The transition to feeling on top of the world (I'd just spent 4 hours straight fapping to what I thought was our ineveitable honeymoon) to like human garbage was dramatic and I almost threw up, but just cried myself to sleep instead. The main thing is that she was happy and like Jorah with Daenerys I needed to leave her be. I still lurked of course and watched her stream 5 hours a day until of course the end of the month came around and from her comments on financial advice reddits new she was getting desperate and she started "nonchalantly" noticing my absence and saying "malgoll" where are you? Someone needs to start putting his pictures on milk cartons man haha..."
There's a particular streamer I knew she strongly disliked who was pretty much the opposite of her in every way, my crush was a lot like Felicia day and this woman was pretty the archetype of the intimidating "fps chick." This woman also ended up dating a male streamer she had a massive crush on and she pretty much saw her as being the opposite of all the insecurities she had about herself.
Anyhow it was pretty glorious to lurk in her chat and see her reaction when it blew up with people going "holy shit! Malgoll just donated 700 dollars to fpschick!" just the look of utter confusion on her face would have broken my heart if I didn't know how duplicitous she truly was. She ended up pm'ing me "what's going on, what did I do?" but after sending screenshots of all her forum posts I almost didn't want to include our wedding picture and truly make her live with regret for the rest of her life after realizing I saw her as wife material. We've both moved on, she finally started streaming again and has a job in the gaming industry and I think I've finally found my future wife who I'm going to spend my remaining inheiritance on but its still tragic to realize that the one real shot at true love either of us will probably have in our lives was ruined by something as silly as poking fun at how a person nibbles their food.<|eor|><|sor|>What?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | russmbiz | dj30qm9 | <|sols|><|sot|>You will gain 50 Windows XP<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/imwrqiirxc4z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Relevant.
http://i.imgur.com/9TrZPuq.png<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously though, this annoys the fuck out of me. Does Microsoft not have a flag that a program can set that's like 'I'm working on some shit right now, leave me the fuck alone'.
It always happens to me with Excel. It's like no, Windows, I just refreshed a very large query. Excel isn't dying.<|eor|><|sor|>Windows asks the program if it's alive every so often. If you're running some huge calculation on the UI thread, then the program won't be able to tell Windows that it has hung up. Solution: don't do a bunch of shit on the UI thread so that Windows can know your program is ok.<|eor|><|sor|>But they make Excel.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | one_loop | jp1q7u | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,186 |
programmerhumor | GR8ESTM8 | gbbx9x8 | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,202 |
programmerhumor | Hk-Neowizard | gbbvxjr | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact, JavaScript was names so, because at the time Sun was flooding the world with ad campaigns for Java (WTF advertising a language, but NVM). Eich wanted to bank in on that investment by piggybacking on the brand name (despite having nothing to do with Sun or Java).
Classy guy...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,486 |
programmerhumor | Mosef- | gbbzybv | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python++<|eor|><|sor|>P#, not to be confused with C# and F#<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,128 |
programmerhumor | admadguy | gbbzs5a | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I will wait for Fortranscript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 475 |
programmerhumor | SpliceVW | gbc5spx | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> Javascript, or Java for short.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 410 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME_UR_DEATHSTICKS | gbbx0ee | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let Brendan Eich alone burn in eternal hell for this original sin. No one else need to join him.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | Luk164 | gbc02df | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python++<|eor|><|sor|>P#, not to be confused with C# and F#<|eor|><|sor|>That's what iron python is for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 318 |
programmerhumor | tylerr514 | gbc98ea | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> Javascript, or Java for short.<|eor|><|sor|>*screams in bad LinkedIn recruiters*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | rangeDSP | gbbynn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let Brendan Eich alone burn in eternal hell for this original sin. No one else need to join him.<|eor|><|sor|>Eh... He made a usable language that's got its own philosophy in 10 days. I'll give him a pass.
His anti gay stance is what I'll send him to hell for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | CokeLimeZero | gbc26bk | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I will wait for Fortranscript<|eor|><|sor|>COBOLScript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | ArionW | gbc273x | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact, JavaScript was names so, because at the time Sun was flooding the world with ad campaigns for Java (WTF advertising a language, but NVM). Eich wanted to bank in on that investment by piggybacking on the brand name (despite having nothing to do with Sun or Java).
Classy guy...<|eor|><|sor|>There are few false statements here.
Sun and Netscape were in partnership when language was renamed from Mocha to LiveScript, and then to JavaScript, name change was agreed between them to make JS into "companion language" of Java. One of main features of JS at the time was running Java applets in browser. So name was definitely not **just** marketing ploy, and had quite a lot to do with Sun and Java.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | hypnofedX | gbc4axd | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact, JavaScript was names so, because at the time Sun was flooding the world with ad campaigns for Java (WTF advertising a language, but NVM). Eich wanted to bank in on that investment by piggybacking on the brand name (despite having nothing to do with Sun or Java).
Classy guy...<|eor|><|sor|>They were literally advertising a programming language? That's some funny shit<|eor|><|sor|>Its not a terrible idea.
With enough coverage they probably got some execs to push Java in their own companies or put out ads for a Java dev because its the only language they knew existed.<|eor|><|sor|>It probably did raise awareness, it's just that I have never seen or heard of an ad for a programming language. It's like advertising for a specific regular language and not for a language school etc.<|eor|><|sor|>>It probably did raise awareness, it's just that I have never seen or heard of an ad for a programming language.
Can I ask how old you are? I ask because the tech world was a very different place than it is today when Java first came out. Now there are usually 2-3 relevant programming languages a person could use for a given purpose, even if one might be better than the others for any given reason. But the point is we currently live in a world with an absolute wealth of open-source materials which makes it hard to imagine anything else.
If you go back 25 years that wasn't true. If you create a new language there's the potential to make its use ubiquitous and then monetize its use (maybe a proprietary IDE?). All this stuff was exploding then and although open source existed as a concept a lot of people agreed with, it wasn't the central pillar we now know it as- certainly not with a million tech startups trying to determine how to monetize this new thing called the Internet that everyone was starting to use.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | invisiblesock | gbc1w25 | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python++<|eor|><|sor|>P#, not to be confused with C# and F#<|eor|><|sor|>That's what iron python is for<|eor|><|sor|>Damn it man. Now we need IronPython#. ;)
lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | maxime915 | gbc6l5d | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python++<|eor|><|sor|>Python+=1 you mean?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | Return_Of_The_Fly | gbc601g | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I always wanted to create Java .NET, which has nothing to do with either Java or .NET...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | Anarch157a | gbc3c53 | <|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript comic strip<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/959mpgut1lx51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I will wait for Fortranscript<|eor|><|sor|>COBOLScript<|eor|><|sor|>> COBOLScript
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CobolScript
Feel free to cry now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | rJohn420 | a0vspr | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,136 |
programmerhumor | polypeptide147 | eakzi8q | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've never actually laughed at a post on this sub until now. Usually I just say "*sigh* that's relatable" but this made me laugh.
Thank you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,074 |
programmerhumor | errantsignal | eal4g4i | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is an ancient haiku that says:
To cross the river,
although there is a wood bridge,
Flash must update first.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,500 |
programmerhumor | cbbuntz | eal8bvd | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Reminds me of this](https://pics.me.me/he-was-ahead-of-his-time-shakespeare-quote-of-the-11714718.png)<|eor|><|sor|>So wise for his time<|eor|><|sor|>He has probably coined more English words than any other personaround 1700. They include:
* accessible
* accommodation
* birthplace
* compact
* hint
* secure
* sockets
* layer
* connection
* server
* NullPointerException
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 525 |
programmerhumor | Bl4ckb100d | eaksmf6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Forward thinking Samurai<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 484 |
programmerhumor | armaggeddon321 | eal2d3f | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Reminds me of this](https://pics.me.me/he-was-ahead-of-his-time-shakespeare-quote-of-the-11714718.png)<|eor|><|sor|>So wise for his time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 405 |
programmerhumor | rJohn420 | eakzvzx | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've never actually laughed at a post on this sub until now. Usually I just say "*sigh* that's relatable" but this made me laugh.
Thank you.<|eor|><|soopr|>No problem my dude, glad you enjoyed the post.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 354 |
programmerhumor | sentient06 | eakx8v4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These samurais.. they would confuse many people back in the day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | ThaiJohnnyDepp | eal7qqd | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is an ancient haiku that says:
To cross the river,
although there is a wood bridge,
Flash must update first.<|eor|><|sor|>It is snowing on Mount Fuji.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | Reelix | eal8ti9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Reminds me of this](https://pics.me.me/he-was-ahead-of-his-time-shakespeare-quote-of-the-11714718.png)<|eor|><|sor|>So wise for his time<|eor|><|sor|>He has probably coined more English words than any other personaround 1700. They include:
* accessible
* accommodation
* birthplace
* compact
* hint
* secure
* sockets
* layer
* connection
* server
* NullPointerException
<|eor|><|sor|>> NullPointerException
._.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | Ninja-Joey | eal6oo3 | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>oh no, it's a samurai<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | sirlockjaw | eal9rt4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said You have reached the end of your membership at Benjamin-Franklin-Quotes.com Mr. Peanutbutter, BoJack Horseman
(Edit: fixed the quote)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | thecosmicmuffet | eal57gk | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Forward thinking Samurai<|eor|><|sor|>Not that forward. They never anticipated complete browser integration.
That is what ultimately doomed their way of life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | MLGDDORITOS | ealdij6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>While this is a loose fit, the general consensus is that people are fine with it.<|eor|><|sor|>r/softwaregore mods be like:
"Not softwaregore, post to r/ProgrammerHumor"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | DragonMaus | eakxpt1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>These samurais.. they would confuse many people back in the day.<|eor|><|sor|>But they knew. *They knew.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | errantsignal | eal6bd1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is an ancient haiku that says:
To cross the river,
although there is a wood bridge,
Flash must update first.<|eor|><|sor|>Do you know where it originates? This would make a sick Chinese tattoo.<|eor|><|sor|>Although you're clearly joking, if anyone is in interested, I based it on a famous haiku by Masaoka Shiki:
The summer river
although there's a bridge, my horse
goes through the water
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | rooktakesqueen | eal54t2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>#<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | randomentity1 | eal3cfi | <|sols|><|sot|>The samurai were wise indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/53n9ct4k5w021.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Took me longer than Ill admit to get hahahaha <|eor|><|sor|>Explain to someone who hasnt solved it yet? :D<|eor|><|sor|>The samurai yelled you are trying to view flash content... the samurai did not in fact yell this historically
Edit: citation needed?<|eor|><|sor|>> the samurai did not in fact yell this historically
Can you prove that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | JaneAusten007 | w2nm83 | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41,058 |
programmerhumor | inetphantom | igrgr55 | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,297 |
programmerhumor | CaptainParpaing | igrh25v | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|sor|>*meanwhile in the mech engineering dpt*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 942 |
programmerhumor | mgorski08 | igr5kqf | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Golden ratio is actually an irRATIOnal number.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 855 |
programmerhumor | RandallOfLegend | igrk0ws | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|sor|>*meanwhile in the mech engineering dpt*<|eor|><|sor|>Only about a 4.5% error on that approximation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 767 |
programmerhumor | KendrickEqualsBooty | igrav55 | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's the name of the method where you just use two ints, one for the number before the decimal and one for the number after.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 508 |
programmerhumor | Aromatic-Bread-6855 | igro0f6 | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|sor|>*meanwhile in the mech engineering dpt*<|eor|><|sor|>Only about a 4.5% error on that approximation.<|eor|><|sor|>_Ship it_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 493 |
programmerhumor | ButtEater344 | igrh7pf | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[std::ratio](https://en.cppreference.com/w/cpp/header/ratio) says hello<|eor|><|sor|>Don't care + didn't ask + std::ratio<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 380 |
programmerhumor | ThomasTheHighEngine | igraz4l | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Golden ratio is actually an irRATIOnal number.<|eor|><|sor|>"Look what they need to mimic fractions square roots and logarithms and trig functions and..." doesn't really roll off the tongue<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 346 |
programmerhumor | Monochromatic_Kuma | igrbza6 | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's the name of the method where you just use two ints, one for the number before the decimal and one for the number after.<|eor|><|sor|>Fixed-point arithmetic?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | incredible-mee | igrt9ad | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|sor|>*meanwhile in the mech engineering dpt*<|eor|><|sor|>Only about a 4.5% error on that approximation.<|eor|><|sor|>_Ship it_<|eor|><|sor|>*rocket crashed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
programmerhumor | Kered13 | igrd3ik | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's the name of the method where you just use two ints, one for the number before the decimal and one for the number after.<|eor|><|sor|>Fixed-point arithmetic?<|eor|><|sor|>Fixed point does not typically use two ints. Fixed point just means you use a single integer but you interpret it as being implicitly multiplied by some fixed value (typically a negative power of 2 or 10).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | TheCakelsALie | igru1yx | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|sor|>*meanwhile in the mech engineering dpt*<|eor|><|sor|>Only about a 4.5% error on that approximation.<|eor|><|sor|>_Ship it_<|eor|><|sor|>*rocket crashed<|eor|><|sor|>Don't tell me you guys took g = pi<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 209 |
programmerhumor | whackylabs | igrdqkt | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[std::ratio](https://en.cppreference.com/w/cpp/header/ratio) says hello<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | Strostkovy | igrho2y | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can do math on fractions while keeping them as numerators and denominators, but it's unpleasant<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | Oponik | igrly19 | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[std::ratio](https://en.cppreference.com/w/cpp/header/ratio) says hello<|eor|><|sor|>Don't care + didn't ask + std::ratio<|eor|><|sor|>What the fuck is a sexually transmitted database?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | omgitsaHEADCRAB | igrmnvh | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|sor|>*meanwhile in the mech engineering dpt*<|eor|><|sor|>22.0/7.0 was very common in older Fortran code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | Biospider | igrp0l9 | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|sor|>*meanwhile in the mech engineering dpt*<|eor|><|sor|>22.0/7.0 was very common in older Fortran code<|eor|><|sor|>I heard the 22/7 pi approximation as a child, but never thought about it again. Only 0.1% off, I'm honestly impressed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | ninjaredbeard | igrpwdq | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|sor|>*meanwhile in the mech engineering dpt*<|eor|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/2205/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | curtmack | igrxa11 | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can do math on fractions while keeping them as numerators and denominators, but it's unpleasant<|eor|><|sor|>In Common Lisp it's a built-in data type. `(/ 2 3)` is `2/3`, which is a single value of type `ratio`. It also has arbitrary precision, so `(expt 2/3 1000)` will produce an exact answer.
The same also applies to Scheme and Clojure.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
programmerhumor | _Weyland_ | igryu5r | <|sols|><|sot|>float golden = 1.618<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zaohbsrakhc91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`int pi = 3`<|eor|><|sor|>*meanwhile in the mech engineering dpt*<|eor|><|sor|>Only about a 4.5% error on that approximation.<|eor|><|sor|>_Ship it_<|eor|><|sor|>*rocket crashed<|eor|><|sor|>Don't tell me you guys took g = pi<|eor|><|sor|>You're saying g = -p was wrong?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
programmerhumor | Beachhaze | ncbmt6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,986 |
programmerhumor | OccasionalDeveloper | gy4m58e | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On Monday, the PM:
>Hey, can we whip up a demo for Friday?
On Friday:
>Looks great, lets keep that in place and build on it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,854 |
programmerhumor | leovin | gy4hu1x | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sounds like the guy who wrote 11 lines of code for leftpad on npm and ended up with millions of projects relying on it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,501 |
programmerhumor | Turtle_Tots | gy54ior | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sounds like the guy who wrote 11 lines of code for leftpad on npm and ended up with millions of projects relying on it<|eor|><|sor|>Leftpad incident summarized?<|eor|><|sor|>Man standing on his own yelling at giants grumpily removes his work after a disagreement with Kik and npm. Kik wanted him to rename his work since it was also called Kik and this is trademark problems. He said "no, fuck off pay me". So Kik goes directly to npm and makes npm give up his work. Which they do, from right underneath him without his consent.
Programmer understandably does not like this. Deletes all his packages from npm. One of those is left-pad.
Woops, left-pad was actually vital to a whole fuckleton of people. Panik. For 2 hours, programmers around the world become moderately more manic than usual. npm undeletes the devs code. unpanik.
Developer is probably still grumpy, but also managed to give the biggest middle finger he could in a fairly spectacular way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,450 |
programmerhumor | siggystabs | gy49878 | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone clarify for me, isn't the energy usage correlated to how many people are mining? Not, how many transactions are being made? I think there's obviously a relationship between those two variables, but it's indirect.
I'm seeing tier lists of what cryptos are "efficient" and it's not tracking for me.
Like if all the people mining BTC shifted to DOGE, wouldn't the energy usage per transaction increase?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,025 |
programmerhumor | byebybuy | gy4zqoy | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like my typical development process.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget to have a "lessons learned" meeting after to talk about all the stuff you'll just forget to do next time anyway.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 988 |
programmerhumor | mtmosier | gy4bvr2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone clarify for me, isn't the energy usage correlated to how many people are mining? Not, how many transactions are being made? I think there's obviously a relationship between those two variables, but it's indirect.
I'm seeing tier lists of what cryptos are "efficient" and it's not tracking for me.
Like if all the people mining BTC shifted to DOGE, wouldn't the energy usage per transaction increase?<|eor|><|sor|>Different cryptos award new coins based on different metrics. BTC (and dodge I understand) use proof of work to award coins, which involves solving complex mathematical problems resulting in the massive power usage.
There are also "Proof of stake" coins, where you mine new coins by validating transactions using the coins you already have. The more you hold the higher rate at which you can mine new ones, using much less power.
"Proof of capacity" is also a thing, though I believe very few coins use it. Your ability to mine new coins is based upon how much drive storage you allocate to the coin app. This one is also light on the power usage.
Proof of work is the most common type of coin last I checked, but that's just more incentive to either change the proof of work coins (see etherium, currently moving from PoW to PoS) or unseat them and replace with more environmentally friendly options.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 854 |
programmerhumor | tinydonuts | gy50oxm | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like my typical development process.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget to have a "lessons learned" meeting after to talk about all the stuff you'll just forget to do next time anyway.<|eor|><|sor|>Sprint retrospective immediately followed by sprint planning that totally ignores the conversation 5 minutes ago.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 687 |
programmerhumor | justingolden21 | gy595c5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sounds like the guy who wrote 11 lines of code for leftpad on npm and ended up with millions of projects relying on it<|eor|><|sor|>Leftpad incident summarized?<|eor|><|sor|>Man standing on his own yelling at giants grumpily removes his work after a disagreement with Kik and npm. Kik wanted him to rename his work since it was also called Kik and this is trademark problems. He said "no, fuck off pay me". So Kik goes directly to npm and makes npm give up his work. Which they do, from right underneath him without his consent.
Programmer understandably does not like this. Deletes all his packages from npm. One of those is left-pad.
Woops, left-pad was actually vital to a whole fuckleton of people. Panik. For 2 hours, programmers around the world become moderately more manic than usual. npm undeletes the devs code. unpanik.
Developer is probably still grumpy, but also managed to give the biggest middle finger he could in a fairly spectacular way.<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck npm for pulling that shit. These companies step on people and the small percentage of the time they're called out and go back doesn't make everything ok. Fuck them regardless.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 609 |
programmerhumor | Proxy_PlayerHD | gy4eanb | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>imagine if crypto developed around doing some form of scientific calculations instead of useless number crunching.
would it work like BOINC, except you get paid? hmm, then someone would have to actually pay people so it really wouldn't be working on it's own like crypto....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 582 |
programmerhumor | RobDickinson | gy59f2q | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On Monday, the PM:
>Hey, can we whip up a demo for Friday?
On Friday:
>Looks great, lets keep that in place and build on it.<|eor|><|sor|>We'll call that the beta release, customers are testing now..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 522 |
programmerhumor | elyca98 | gy52m26 | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sounds like the guy who wrote 11 lines of code for leftpad on npm and ended up with millions of projects relying on it<|eor|><|sor|>Leftpad incident summarized?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 515 |
programmerhumor | Beachhaze | gy492tn | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's funny, but we should think about what we make. If we're not thinking about the ethics about what we're making than it's on us when it causes harm.
This is one of my big problems with tech, the constant emphasis on progress regardless of it's potential impact or side effects. I know this is a place for humor but I think it's important for people to think about these things.<|eor|><|soopr|>I made this post in 10 seconds<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 431 |
programmerhumor | orangejake | gy4txwz | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone clarify for me, isn't the energy usage correlated to how many people are mining? Not, how many transactions are being made? I think there's obviously a relationship between those two variables, but it's indirect.
I'm seeing tier lists of what cryptos are "efficient" and it's not tracking for me.
Like if all the people mining BTC shifted to DOGE, wouldn't the energy usage per transaction increase?<|eor|><|sor|>Different cryptos award new coins based on different metrics. BTC (and dodge I understand) use proof of work to award coins, which involves solving complex mathematical problems resulting in the massive power usage.
There are also "Proof of stake" coins, where you mine new coins by validating transactions using the coins you already have. The more you hold the higher rate at which you can mine new ones, using much less power.
"Proof of capacity" is also a thing, though I believe very few coins use it. Your ability to mine new coins is based upon how much drive storage you allocate to the coin app. This one is also light on the power usage.
Proof of work is the most common type of coin last I checked, but that's just more incentive to either change the proof of work coins (see etherium, currently moving from PoW to PoS) or unseat them and replace with more environmentally friendly options.<|eor|><|sor|>It is worth mentioning that the complex mathematical computations being solved are also entirely useless for society. If there was a POW system based on solving computationally hard problems that are useful for society (say protein folding computations), the energy expended would not be nearly as large of a concern, as the energy would not be "wasted". Of course you still probably don't want to allocate the energy expenditure of a country towards solving a particular problem, but one could imagine having some pool of problems that are in the public interest that one solves instead.
The issue with this is that if someone secretly finds some protein folding algorithmic improvement it could wreck the economy of the coin. This is true for current problems (inverting hash functions), but those problems are specifically designed to be hard, and have decades of academic research into trying (and mostly failing, for current hashes used) to solve the problem.
Also the current problems used have highly tunable difficulty, which not all computational problems have.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 415 |
programmerhumor | CthulhuLies | gy57dwg | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sounds like the guy who wrote 11 lines of code for leftpad on npm and ended up with millions of projects relying on it<|eor|><|sor|>Leftpad incident summarized?<|eor|><|sor|>Man standing on his own yelling at giants grumpily removes his work after a disagreement with Kik and npm. Kik wanted him to rename his work since it was also called Kik and this is trademark problems. He said "no, fuck off pay me". So Kik goes directly to npm and makes npm give up his work. Which they do, from right underneath him without his consent.
Programmer understandably does not like this. Deletes all his packages from npm. One of those is left-pad.
Woops, left-pad was actually vital to a whole fuckleton of people. Panik. For 2 hours, programmers around the world become moderately more manic than usual. npm undeletes the devs code. unpanik.
Developer is probably still grumpy, but also managed to give the biggest middle finger he could in a fairly spectacular way.<|eor|><|sor|>At first this made me a tiny bit angry, then I read the [npm blog post](https://blog.npmjs.org/post/141577284765/kik-left-pad-and-npm) and I can understand why/how they did what they did. Unpublishing all his work was an overreaction and a bit childish of the original dev.<|eor|><|sor|>Not really essentially NPM pandered directly to the bigger company because they were more popular it mentions it in the article.
>Given two packages vying for the name kik, we believe that a substantial number of users who type npm install kik would be confused to receive code unrelated to the messaging app with over 200 million users.
As far as I can tell he wasn't using the name maliciously and it was a genuine conflict that they just sided with the bigger guy on.
Went ahead and forcibly gave the name to KIK and he said fuck you npm if my shit isn't as important as Kik thn you can't have it. He wrote code for free and published 273 open source libraries and npm told him to go pound sand because one of the 3 letter names he chose for his library happened to share a name with an app.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 325 |
programmerhumor | MiLlamoEsMatt | gy54onf | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This sounds like the guy who wrote 11 lines of code for leftpad on npm and ended up with millions of projects relying on it<|eor|><|sor|>Leftpad incident summarized?<|eor|><|sor|>Due to a falling out with NPM, a JS package manager, a dev removed all his projects from it. One of his bits of code was left-pad, which just padded a string. Apparently that code was used quite a bit, and removing it broke a few sites the next time they tried to update.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
programmerhumor | jadeskye7 | gy47o8r | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's fun how Elon is sooo concerned about the environmental impact of bitcoin right now despite his previous hype about it, not to mention that he runs a company that literally uses toxic heavy metals to produce the batteries for electric vehicles. Do you all think producing electric cars doesn't pollute? <|eor|><|sor|>Thats why they're developing recycling techniques for all the materials they use. I'm a tesla skeptic but they are at least focusing on the long term.
And props to billy here telling it how it is. doge was a joke he built in an afternoon. shit wasn't supposed to get this real..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | circuit10 | gy4dpdq | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's funny, but we should think about what we make. If we're not thinking about the ethics about what we're making than it's on us when it causes harm.
This is one of my big problems with tech, the constant emphasis on progress regardless of it's potential impact or side effects. I know this is a place for humor but I think it's important for people to think about these things.<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair, the person probably didn't think people would actually use it if they gave it a meme name and made it in two hours<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 235 |
programmerhumor | whutchamacallit | gy5hun1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Weve all been there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/yC7WGC5.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On Monday, the PM:
>Hey, can we whip up a demo for Friday?
On Friday:
>Looks great, lets keep that in place and build on it.<|eor|><|sor|>We'll call that the beta release, customers are testing now..<|eor|><|sor|>Oh you didn't hear? We expedited that to production.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
programmerhumor | ThisPICAintFREE | 10d7i2y | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40,825 |
programmerhumor | PepperPieTim | j4kgcrj | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love undertale for being undertale (of course) but I also love undertale because its a good game with questionable programing, if Toby can get away with the entire games dialogue being in a single switch statement with 1000+ cases I can too
Edit: [yerp](https://www.reddit.com/r/YandereTechnique/comments/ufya27/apparently_undertale_has_a_1000_long_case_switch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,448 |
programmerhumor | blackholewaterfall | j4k8zyq | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What about UNDERTALE.EXE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,050 |
programmerhumor | q0099 | j4kgelw | <|sols|><|sot|>If (exists == true) { dont();}<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5zzyhx0i7eca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love undertale for being undertale (of course) but I also love undertale because its a good game with questionable programing, if Toby can get away with the entire games dialogue being in a single switch statement with 1000+ cases I can too
Edit: [yerp](https://www.reddit.com/r/YandereTechnique/comments/ufya27/apparently_undertale_has_a_1000_long_case_switch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)<|eor|><|sor|>>entire games dialogue being in a single switch statement with 1000+ cases
\*ghasp\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,714 |
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