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programmingcirclejerk | jess-sch | gjiqg6z | <|sols|><|sot|>M1 users, how is the 8/16GB memory limit? "I found my best work happens with 8Gb of RAM, [it] enforces discipline"<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25804342<|eol|><|sor|>/uj currently upgraded my system to 16gb of ram, I just feel safer when android studio doesn't suck up 90% of my ram<|eor|><|sor|></jerk>
Man, IntelliJ, fuck you.
Every time I think about buying a new laptop, I get stuck on whether 8 gigs are enough or if I should really spend the outrageous premiums some manufacturers charge for the 16 gig upgrade.
The question always comes down to whether Android Studio on a remote desktop is good enough.
So far the answer is "I'm not quite sure".
<jerk><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | BillyJoel9000 | gjioxx3 | <|sols|><|sot|>M1 users, how is the 8/16GB memory limit? "I found my best work happens with 8Gb of RAM, [it] enforces discipline"<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25804342<|eol|><|sor|>That's because the M1 is soooo fast (zooooom!) that less memory is actually more! And also, Apple's better memory management makes 16GB as good as 64GB on Micro$oft WinDoze.
See [Not all RAM is created equally. Better memory management means less RAM can be b... | Hacker News (ycombinator.com)](https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25049943)<|eor|><|sor|>I cant tell if this is serious or satire.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | axalon900 | gjivsca | <|sols|><|sot|>M1 users, how is the 8/16GB memory limit? "I found my best work happens with 8Gb of RAM, [it] enforces discipline"<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25804342<|eol|><|sor|>Only n00bs use malloc.<|eor|><|sor|>I hate heap oriented programming. People just dont understand the stark superiority of the embedded developer master race.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | republitard_2 | gjil9xi | <|sols|><|sot|>M1 users, how is the 8/16GB memory limit? "I found my best work happens with 8Gb of RAM, [it] enforces discipline"<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25804342<|eol|><|sor|>But you can only run half an Electron app in 8 GB of RAM.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | dreamwavedev | gjjokmg | <|sols|><|sot|>M1 users, how is the 8/16GB memory limit? "I found my best work happens with 8Gb of RAM, [it] enforces discipline"<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25804342<|eol|><|sor|>But you can only run half an Electron app in 8 GB of RAM.<|eor|><|sor|>This prevents people from using electron apps so I fail to see the problem<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | tesch34 | gjitm2n | <|sols|><|sot|>M1 users, how is the 8/16GB memory limit? "I found my best work happens with 8Gb of RAM, [it] enforces discipline"<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25804342<|eol|><|sor|>/uj currently upgraded my system to 16gb of ram, I just feel safer when android studio doesn't suck up 90% of my ram<|eor|><|sor|></jerk>
Man, IntelliJ, fuck you.
Every time I think about buying a new laptop, I get stuck on whether 8 gigs are enough or if I should really spend the outrageous premiums some manufacturers charge for the 16 gig upgrade.
The question always comes down to whether Android Studio on a remote desktop is good enough.
So far the answer is "I'm not quite sure".
<jerk><|eor|><|sor|>Businessidea: Running IntelliJ IDE's in the Cloud<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | jess-sch | gjiu5hp | <|sols|><|sot|>M1 users, how is the 8/16GB memory limit? "I found my best work happens with 8Gb of RAM, [it] enforces discipline"<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25804342<|eol|><|sor|>/uj currently upgraded my system to 16gb of ram, I just feel safer when android studio doesn't suck up 90% of my ram<|eor|><|sor|></jerk>
Man, IntelliJ, fuck you.
Every time I think about buying a new laptop, I get stuck on whether 8 gigs are enough or if I should really spend the outrageous premiums some manufacturers charge for the 16 gig upgrade.
The question always comes down to whether Android Studio on a remote desktop is good enough.
So far the answer is "I'm not quite sure".
<jerk><|eor|><|sor|>Businessidea: Running IntelliJ IDE's in the Cloud<|eor|><|sor|>Only if the cloud is physically located in my basement.
*In a way, I live two stories above the clouds.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | captain-caucasian | gjipopa | <|sols|><|sot|>M1 users, how is the 8/16GB memory limit? "I found my best work happens with 8Gb of RAM, [it] enforces discipline"<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25804342<|eol|><|sor|>These people obviously don't work with deadlines. Good for them.
Also note the subtly racist comments about the company giving super computers to a "diverse" employee base...<|eor|><|sor|>I think you've sightly misread his remarks. He's trying to suggest that the client base is quite globally spread - that is to say, not heavily concentrated in a particular area, for example the US. The implication he's then making, is that clients in underdeveloped countries will have less powerful hardware, and that having your employees understand that this is the case can be helpful. Though there is something to be said about just how accurate that implication is, it's not a racist sentiment to have, at least not on its own. It is true to suggest that users in India, for example, might not be using the latest Samsung S20 Ultra to access your website for example, and could instead be using a "feature phone" - which are popular in emerging markets.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | simon816 | gjifrxz | <|sols|><|sot|>M1 users, how is the 8/16GB memory limit? "I found my best work happens with 8Gb of RAM, [it] enforces discipline"<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25804342<|eol|><|sor|>I refuse to buy the new MacBook unless they significantly lower the amount of memory available. 640K should be sufficient for everyone, even though this abundance of memory isnt strictly enforcing any discipline, but we gotta have some fun as well. Right?<|eor|><|sor|>They should enforce a strict 128MB limit for apps if they want to be approved for the app store and then deliberately use more in their own apps as a power move.<|eor|><|sor|>Then we really can download more RAM from the app store.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | PentaxWho | gjief4e | <|sols|><|sot|>M1 users, how is the 8/16GB memory limit? "I found my best work happens with 8Gb of RAM, [it] enforces discipline"<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25804342<|eol|><|sor|>/uj currently upgraded my system to 16gb of ram, I just feel safer when android studio doesn't suck up 90% of my ram<|eor|><|sor|>So you removed the heatsink from your M1 soc and soldered in ram?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | kamylko | gjj7xhh | <|sols|><|sot|>M1 users, how is the 8/16GB memory limit? "I found my best work happens with 8Gb of RAM, [it] enforces discipline"<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25804342<|eol|><|sor|>I give myself kilobytes of memory as a treat. It's like a dog training, I reward myself to become the better version. For example last year I treated myself with 15 kilobytes of RAM and I don't want to brag about it, but if it changed my life? Oh man, think what it would do with yours!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | possibly_not_a_bot | gjjd5mg | <|sols|><|sot|>M1 users, how is the 8/16GB memory limit? "I found my best work happens with 8Gb of RAM, [it] enforces discipline"<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25804342<|eol|><|sor|>/uj currently upgraded my system to 16gb of ram, I just feel safer when android studio doesn't suck up 90% of my ram<|eor|><|sor|></jerk>
Man, IntelliJ, fuck you.
Every time I think about buying a new laptop, I get stuck on whether 8 gigs are enough or if I should really spend the outrageous premiums some manufacturers charge for the 16 gig upgrade.
The question always comes down to whether Android Studio on a remote desktop is good enough.
So far the answer is "I'm not quite sure".
<jerk><|eor|><|sor|>Businessidea: Running IntelliJ IDE's in the Cloud<|eor|><|sor|>/uj [Well you see...](https://github.com/JetBrains/projector-docker)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hprss5 | <|sols|><|sot|>So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Rust at this point?<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/hrjtw6/linux_kernel_tree_rust_support#c_tr8vyh<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmingcirclejerk | affectation_man | fxtjd86 | <|sols|><|sot|>So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Rust at this point?<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/hrjtw6/linux_kernel_tree_rust_support#c_tr8vyh<|eol|><|sor|>Unlike a lot of you, I make my decisions based on actual engineering merits, hence I will not be touching Rust because the syntax is butt-ugly<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmingcirclejerk | ws-ilazki | fxtmk0q | <|sols|><|sot|>So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Rust at this point?<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/hrjtw6/linux_kernel_tree_rust_support#c_tr8vyh<|eol|><|sor|>Unlike a lot of you, I make my decisions based on actual engineering merits, hence I will not be touching Rust because the syntax is butt-ugly<|eor|><|sor|>> I will not be touching Rust because the syntax is butt-ugly
Allow me to introduce you to the beauty of our clean syntax FP saviour, OCaml. (Or F# if you're a .NET wage slave.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | 28f272fe556a1363cc31 | fxtw3wf | <|sols|><|sot|>So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Rust at this point?<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/hrjtw6/linux_kernel_tree_rust_support#c_tr8vyh<|eol|><|sor|>Amen! The other day I needed to sort the data in a CSV file. Sure I could have written it in 2 lines of bash or pearl. Just like I could lose a lot of weight by being a crack head.
I may not have ever gotten that file sorted, but when I stand before my maker I'll have a clean conscience.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntaxitome | fxtzu3r | <|sols|><|sot|>So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Rust at this point?<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/hrjtw6/linux_kernel_tree_rust_support#c_tr8vyh<|eol|><|sor|>Once you know one Turing complete language, you can mathematically prove that there is no real reason to learn any other.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | qqwy | fxtrqc8 | <|sols|><|sot|>So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Rust at this point?<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/hrjtw6/linux_kernel_tree_rust_support#c_tr8vyh<|eol|><|sor|>> and I mean this only slightly facetiously
A beautiful way to disguise any burn.
Possible flair?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | fxu5epv | <|sols|><|sot|>So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Rust at this point?<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/hrjtw6/linux_kernel_tree_rust_support#c_tr8vyh<|eol|><|sor|>Amen! The other day I needed to sort the data in a CSV file. Sure I could have written it in 2 lines of bash or pearl. Just like I could lose a lot of weight by being a crack head.
I may not have ever gotten that file sorted, but when I stand before my maker I'll have a clean conscience.<|eor|><|sor|>> when I stand before my maker
How can you have time for dying when Linux is still written in C?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | fxtu31j | <|sols|><|sot|>So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Rust at this point?<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/hrjtw6/linux_kernel_tree_rust_support#c_tr8vyh<|eol|><|sor|>Of course. In 2022 we will reach the ultimate circlejerk and rustc will be rewritten in Zig while zig will be rewritten in Rust. So learn Zig if you want to contribute to Rust in the future.<|eor|><|soopr|> std::reddit::pcj::unjerk()
Zig is nowhere near the circlejerk factor of rust..<|eoopr|><|sor|>> Zig is nowhere near the circlejerk factor of rust..
because it sucks too much? lel<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | ws-ilazki | fxtsvvq | <|sols|><|sot|>So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Rust at this point?<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/hrjtw6/linux_kernel_tree_rust_support#c_tr8vyh<|eol|><|sor|>Unlike a lot of you, I make my decisions based on actual engineering merits, hence I will not be touching Rust because the syntax is butt-ugly<|eor|><|sor|>> I will not be touching Rust because the syntax is butt-ugly
Allow me to introduce you to the beauty of our clean syntax FP saviour, OCaml. (Or F# if you're a .NET wage slave.)<|eor|><|sor|>> OCaml
lol wageslave haskell with butt-ugly syntax<|eor|><|sor|>> lol wageslave haskell with butt-ugly syntax
lol thinking anybody outside the Haskell bubble actually [wants](https://hackage.haskell.org/package/composition-extra-2.0.0/docs/Data-Function-Flip.html) [to](https://hackage.haskell.org/package/pipes-4.3.13/docs/Pipes-Core.html#g:10) [live](https://hackage.haskell.org/package/lens-4.19.2/docs/Control-Lens-Lens.html#v:-60--60--37--64--61-) [in](https://hackage.haskell.org/package/composition-extra-2.0.0/docs/Data-Function-Twist.html#v:-60--60--60--126--126--126--62--62--62-) [operator](https://hackage.haskell.org/package/composition-extra-2.0.0/docs/Data-Functor-Syntax.html) [hell](https://hackage.haskell.org/package/leancheck-0.9.3/docs/Test-LeanCheck-Utils-TypeBinding.html#v:-45--62--62--62--62--62--62--62--62--62--62--62--62-:).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | fxtmn50 | <|sols|><|sot|>So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Rust at this point?<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/hrjtw6/linux_kernel_tree_rust_support#c_tr8vyh<|eol|><|sor|>Of course. In 2022 we will reach the ultimate circlejerk and rustc will be rewritten in Zig while zig will be rewritten in Rust. So learn Zig if you want to contribute to Rust in the future.<|eor|><|soopr|> std::reddit::pcj::unjerk()
Zig is nowhere near the circlejerk factor of rust..<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | republitard_2 | fxuxfa8 | <|sols|><|sot|>So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Rust at this point?<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/hrjtw6/linux_kernel_tree_rust_support#c_tr8vyh<|eol|><|sor|>Amen! The other day I needed to sort the data in a CSV file. Sure I could have written it in 2 lines of bash or pearl. Just like I could lose a lot of weight by being a crack head.
I may not have ever gotten that file sorted, but when I stand before my maker I'll have a clean conscience.<|eor|><|sor|>> when I stand before my maker
How can you have time for dying when Linux is still written in C?<|eor|><|sor|>If you contribute to Redox, then you're right with God.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | fxu8y7i | <|sols|><|sot|>So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Rust at this point?<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/hrjtw6/linux_kernel_tree_rust_support#c_tr8vyh<|eol|><|sor|>Of course. In 2022 we will reach the ultimate circlejerk and rustc will be rewritten in Zig while zig will be rewritten in Rust. So learn Zig if you want to contribute to Rust in the future.<|eor|><|soopr|> std::reddit::pcj::unjerk()
Zig is nowhere near the circlejerk factor of rust..<|eoopr|><|sor|>> Zig is nowhere near the circlejerk factor of rust..
because it sucks too much? lel<|eor|><|sor|>But I thought it was designed for making R O B U S T, O P T I M A L, and R E U S A B L E software??<|eor|><|sor|>lol no affine types<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | ws-ilazki | fxu9l1z | <|sols|><|sot|>So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Rust at this point?<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/hrjtw6/linux_kernel_tree_rust_support#c_tr8vyh<|eol|><|sor|>Once you know one Turing complete language, you can mathematically prove that there is no real reason to learn any other.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>> I meant c# is superior to rust because OOP and **Linq**
C#: better because of everything it ~~steals~~ borrows from F#, the superior language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | fxtu22a | <|sols|><|sot|>So, and I mean this only slightly facetiously, is there any point in learning any language other than Rust at this point?<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/hrjtw6/linux_kernel_tree_rust_support#c_tr8vyh<|eol|><|sor|>Unlike a lot of you, I make my decisions based on actual engineering merits, hence I will not be touching Rust because the syntax is butt-ugly<|eor|><|sor|>needs more parentheses<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | comady25 | dgzhd5 | <|sols|><|sot|>By optimizing...without losing user friendliness, Notepad++ is trying to reduce the world carbon dioxide emissions<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.neowin.net/news/notepad-78/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmingcirclejerk | comady25 | f3g5e18 | <|sols|><|sot|>By optimizing...without losing user friendliness, Notepad++ is trying to reduce the world carbon dioxide emissions<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.neowin.net/news/notepad-78/<|eol|><|soopr|>vs code considered harmful (to the environment)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmingcirclejerk | BufferUnderpants | f3ilbuq | <|sols|><|sot|>By optimizing...without losing user friendliness, Notepad++ is trying to reduce the world carbon dioxide emissions<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.neowin.net/news/notepad-78/<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, notepad++ is user friendly?<|eor|><|sor|>It has an eminently discoverable UI. You can spend entire evenings having fun discovering some functionality in its kilometer tall menus, it never gets old.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | spookthesunset | f3hgaif | <|sols|><|sot|>By optimizing...without losing user friendliness, Notepad++ is trying to reduce the world carbon dioxide emissions<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.neowin.net/news/notepad-78/<|eol|><|sor|>Did he rewrite it in Rust?<|eor|><|sor|>Go I would think. Notepad++ opens textfiles, which is one of the least secure file formats ever. You need a truly secure language, meaning one that lacks generics, to handle such a challenge.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | abermea | f3h449j | <|sols|><|sot|>By optimizing...without losing user friendliness, Notepad++ is trying to reduce the world carbon dioxide emissions<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.neowin.net/news/notepad-78/<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, notepad++ is user friendly?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | spookthesunset | f3j64zv | <|sols|><|sot|>By optimizing...without losing user friendliness, Notepad++ is trying to reduce the world carbon dioxide emissions<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.neowin.net/news/notepad-78/<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, notepad++ is user friendly?<|eor|><|sor|>It has an eminently discoverable UI. You can spend entire evenings having fun discovering some functionality in its kilometer tall menus, it never gets old.<|eor|><|sor|>Well gvim also has menu dropdowns, and you know it's eco-friendly when the GUI looks like it came straight from the 80s<|eor|><|sor|>The 1980s were peak computing. No bloated GUI. No 64 bit instruction set taking up 2x memory. No VB. No JavaScript. No LCDs with worse color rendering than CRTs. No M$ bloat. No google stealing privacy. People still read physical books.
They even drove cars that whose manufacturers didnt force their opinions on you (fuel injection, airbags, ABS brakes, traction control, etc...). When I get a car, the first thing I do is pull the fuses on all that bullshit. Fuck ABS brakes, I can pump my brakes myself thank you very much. And airbags can and do kill you so fuck that noise, I dont need GM trying to shove a bag in my face when Im trying to drive! A properly tuned edlebrock carb is superior in every way to even the most modern fuel injection system.
In short, the 1980s was peak society. All been downhill since.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | spookthesunset | f3hpb7v | <|sols|><|sot|>By optimizing...without losing user friendliness, Notepad++ is trying to reduce the world carbon dioxide emissions<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.neowin.net/news/notepad-78/<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, notepad++ is user friendly?<|eor|><|sor|>Not as user friendly as vim, but yes, some consider it okay to use.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | thephotoman | f3iadck | <|sols|><|sot|>By optimizing...without losing user friendliness, Notepad++ is trying to reduce the world carbon dioxide emissions<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.neowin.net/news/notepad-78/<|eol|><|sor|>I appreciate the effort, but vim uses far fewer system resources. Also, my text is literally in green when I use it (because of my terminal emulator color settings). So Notepad++ really can't be *that* green.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | spookthesunset | f3ib1yn | <|sols|><|sot|>By optimizing...without losing user friendliness, Notepad++ is trying to reduce the world carbon dioxide emissions<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.neowin.net/news/notepad-78/<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, notepad++ is user friendly?<|eor|><|sor|>Not as user friendly as vim, but yes, some consider it okay to use.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yet another point and drool shill here on PCJ. WTF, mods?
Vim is significantly more user friendly than notepad++ for any developer that is 10x or above. The loser-class, sure give them some mouse based shit, but I promise you I can work faster than you or any body else who has to take their hands off the keyboard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | joppatza | f3hj2wq | <|sols|><|sot|>By optimizing...without losing user friendliness, Notepad++ is trying to reduce the world carbon dioxide emissions<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.neowin.net/news/notepad-78/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
Notepad++ has objectively gotten progressively *slower* over time.
Further, as it stands now, doing something like loading a particularly large file or attempting to do a "big" search for a certain word across many directories has roughly a 50% chance of straight-up crashing the application, which was very much not the case until ~4 or so years ago.
Also, as I, being PaskalMan, have to take the opportunity for PaskalJerk when it comes up: lol using Scintilla (written in C++, like NotePad++ is, to be clear) and appearing to honestly believe that it is the be-all-end-all of text editor widgets.
Show me something with comparable performance to Paskal's SynEdit across the board, and I'll show you something that doesn't exist.
/j<|eor|><|sor|>> I'll show you something that doesn't exist
[You're not talking about the documentation right?](https://github.com/SynEdit/SynEdit)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | xeveri | f3gucvc | <|sols|><|sot|>By optimizing...without losing user friendliness, Notepad++ is trying to reduce the world carbon dioxide emissions<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.neowin.net/news/notepad-78/<|eol|><|sor|>Did he rewrite it in Rust?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | cooper12 | f3in83h | <|sols|><|sot|>By optimizing...without losing user friendliness, Notepad++ is trying to reduce the world carbon dioxide emissions<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.neowin.net/news/notepad-78/<|eol|><|sor|>I'm gonna feel like these dudes with pickup trucks having no actual use for them opening my JetBrains IDEs now<|eor|><|sor|>The reason they named it JetBrains is because your fans start spinning up like turbines.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | playsiderightside | f3gk7j1 | <|sols|><|sot|>By optimizing...without losing user friendliness, Notepad++ is trying to reduce the world carbon dioxide emissions<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.neowin.net/news/notepad-78/<|eol|><|sor|>Hasn't the dev of notepad++ always been a social jerker?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | boynedmaster | f3jpy5g | <|sols|><|sot|>By optimizing...without losing user friendliness, Notepad++ is trying to reduce the world carbon dioxide emissions<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.neowin.net/news/notepad-78/<|eol|><|sor|>Did he rewrite it in Rust?<|eor|><|sor|>Go I would think. Notepad++ opens textfiles, which is one of the least secure file formats ever. You need a truly secure language, meaning one that lacks generics, to handle such a challenge.<|eor|><|sor|>go has a garbage collector. i'm hoping it'll help clean up the oceans too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | alexzim | f3ii96e | <|sols|><|sot|>By optimizing...without losing user friendliness, Notepad++ is trying to reduce the world carbon dioxide emissions<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.neowin.net/news/notepad-78/<|eol|><|sor|>I'm gonna feel like these dudes with pickup trucks having no actual use for them opening my JetBrains IDEs now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | TempestasTenebrosus | a0kjv2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol no security<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmingcirclejerk | hnerixh | eaicfvf | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol no security<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
The guy who gave the repo away is right. He has no reason to care about old crap he hasn't maintained in years. npm is fucked up.
/j?
In my opinion, everything but LTS repos from reputable distros should be treated as crap until proven otherwise.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmingcirclejerk | pat_at_exampledotcom | eaiusho | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol no security<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116<|eol|><|sor|>> Now is a good of a time as any to talk about Rust.
LOOOOOL<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmingcirclejerk | wafflePower1 | eaijajz | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol no security<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116<|eol|><|sor|>> Some of y'all are really quick to forget what this software is licensed under:
> THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bizzaro_Murphy | eaiqclj | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol no security<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116<|eol|><|sor|>This is a double fisted jerk because the malicious code was stealing bitcoin wallets
https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116#issuecomment-441746370<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmingcirclejerk | senntenial | eaiu1qx | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol no security<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116<|eol|><|sor|>This is a double fisted jerk because the malicious code was stealing bitcoin wallets
https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116#issuecomment-441746370<|eor|><|sor|>everyone who is affected by this deserves it because it means they're running node and they use bit Coins<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | hedgehog1024 | eaiin52 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol no security<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116<|eol|><|sor|>>You put at risk millions of people, and making something for free, but public, means you are responsible for the package.
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programmingcirclejerk | cmov | eaijlbe | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol no security<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116<|eol|><|sor|>[3931 packages published on NPM depend on this library.](https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116#issuecomment-441731288)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | eaik1gn | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol no security<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116<|eol|><|sor|>[3931 packages published on NPM depend on this library.](https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116#issuecomment-441731288)<|eor|><|sor|>why would I audit my dependencies? that doesn't sound very 10x of you. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bizzaro_Murphy | eaipqxa | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol no security<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116<|eol|><|sor|>[3931 packages published on NPM depend on this library.](https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116#issuecomment-441731288)<|eor|><|sor|>why would I audit my dependencies? that doesn't sound very 10x of you. <|eor|><|sor|>Auditing JS dependencies is a np complete problem <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | TempestasTenebrosus | eaidnet | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol no security<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
The guy who gave the repo away is right. He has no reason to care about old crap he hasn't maintained in years. npm is fucked up.
/j?
In my opinion, everything but LTS repos from reputable distros should be treated as crap until proven otherwise.<|eor|><|soopr|>`npm isntall unjerk`
Yeah, I def. Think the people blaming him personally on the thread are going overboard, this is a much more endemic issue which is well documented within the Javascript community<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | senj | eaio0ls | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol no security<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
The guy who gave the repo away is right. He has no reason to care about old crap he hasn't maintained in years. npm is fucked up.
/j?
In my opinion, everything but LTS repos from reputable distros should be treated as crap until proven otherwise.<|eor|><|sor|>Eh. I mean, it's fine to give up maintainership, but just handing commit access to some rando means allowing a rootkit or w/e shit to be deployed *under your name*, which is just a dogshit stupid thing to do to your career and reputation.
Just abandon the goddamn thing and tell interested parties to fork it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | liveoneggs | eaitub2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol no security<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116<|eol|><|sor|>> My 2 cents nobody asked for: I understand it's difficult since node projects have somewhere between 150 billion - 12 zillion dependences since JS has a crowdsourced stdlib for whatever reason, but still... If you want security maybe move away from node. Now is a good of a time as any to talk about Rust. It has...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | myhf | eajjka9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol no security<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116<|eol|><|sor|>[3931 packages published on NPM depend on this library.](https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116#issuecomment-441731288)<|eor|><|sor|>why would I audit my dependencies? that doesn't sound very 10x of you. <|eor|><|sor|>Auditing JS dependencies is a np complete problem <|eor|><|sor|> npm complete<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | senj | eaiqz9u | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol no security<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/dominictarr/event-stream/issues/116<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
The guy who gave the repo away is right. He has no reason to care about old crap he hasn't maintained in years. npm is fucked up.
/j?
In my opinion, everything but LTS repos from reputable distros should be treated as crap until proven otherwise.<|eor|><|sor|>Eh. I mean, it's fine to give up maintainership, but just handing commit access to some rando means allowing a rootkit or w/e shit to be deployed *under your name*, which is just a dogshit stupid thing to do to your career and reputation.
Just abandon the goddamn thing and tell interested parties to fork it.<|eor|><|sor|>Or have a another security model than 'none' in the package manager. [As](https://access.redhat.com/security/team/key/) [most](https://wiki.debian.org/Keysigning) [other](https://en.opensuse.org/openSUSE:Package_source_verification) [package](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) [sources](https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Pacman/Package_signing) [do](https://help.ubuntu.com/community/SecureApt). And while gpg has some horrible parts, it's at least something.<|eor|><|sor|>TBH, if you're stupid enough to distribute a rando's unvetted commits under your name, you're probably stupid enough to sign the fucking thing, too. Or just sign into the package repo and obligingly change the maintainer's published pubkey to rando's.
I don't see how GPG fixes this at all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | BowserKoopa | 9ge0jd | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher wants to know where "the" source code for C is (on Github)<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/c_programming/comments/9g6531/_/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmingcirclejerk | vytah | e63mk3k | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher wants to know where "the" source code for C is (on Github)<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/c_programming/comments/9g6531/_/<|eol|><|sor|>>Unlike meme languages (you mention Go), C has multiple implementations and multiple standard libraries.
Shots fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmingcirclejerk | Veedrac | e64b9yc | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher wants to know where "the" source code for C is (on Github)<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/c_programming/comments/9g6531/_/<|eol|><|sor|>>Unlike meme languages (you mention Go), C has multiple implementations and multiple standard libraries.
Shots fired.<|eor|><|sor|>> multiple standard libraries
Yay, D is not a meme language!<|eor|><|sor|>Of course not, memes are popular.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | e63gw1x | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher wants to know where "the" source code for C is (on Github)<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/c_programming/comments/9g6531/_/<|eol|><|sor|>> The C language and libraries are defined by an international standard. This is a document maintained by ISO, and is the closest you'll find to being the official "repository" for C ... but there's no source code involved for the compiler or libraries, just a formal document from which those could be made
*standards*?? *ISO*?? WHoa dude, this C stuff is too complicated!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmingcirclejerk | Volt | e63pha4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher wants to know where "the" source code for C is (on Github)<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/c_programming/comments/9g6531/_/<|eol|><|sor|>>Unlike meme languages (you mention Go), C has multiple implementations and multiple standard libraries.
Shots fired.<|eor|><|sor|>> multiple standard libraries
Yay, D is not a meme language!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmingcirclejerk | BowserKoopa | e63jwdf | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher wants to know where "the" source code for C is (on Github)<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/c_programming/comments/9g6531/_/<|eol|><|sor|>So this means since Microsoft has bought Github, it now owns Go. What is Google gonna do to get it back? Make their own project hosting service? That's ridiculous!<|eor|><|soopr|>Google makes and abandons at least one project hosting service every three years, so it should be able to migrate go to one.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmingcirclejerk | thinking_lobster | e647tr0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher wants to know where "the" source code for C is (on Github)<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/c_programming/comments/9g6531/_/<|eol|><|sor|>I saw this too but it's obvious that he's just a passionate youngster trying to learn stuff; reminded me of my teenage years: I remember for instance during my first couple of hours of programming writing my own power function (worked only for positive integers lol) while attempting to program an interest rate calculator. I succeeded, which motivated me to become a programmer...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmingcirclejerk | thinking_lobster | e64sf9z | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher wants to know where "the" source code for C is (on Github)<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/c_programming/comments/9g6531/_/<|eol|><|sor|>I saw this too but it's obvious that he's just a passionate youngster trying to learn stuff; reminded me of my teenage years: I remember for instance during my first couple of hours of programming writing my own power function (worked only for positive integers lol) while attempting to program an interest rate calculator. I succeeded, which motivated me to become a programmer...<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but then instead of saying "Oh wow! I didn't know that thank you!" the guy just keeps arguing about how every language must have some kind of repository and he's not thinking about compilers. <|eor|><|sor|>You call that an attitude? I remember when I was a teenager after watching Bucky's C++ tutorials tried to write a template function and when I attempted to compile it got a 10 page error log.. So what did I do? Fix it? Nah fam, I attached the whole log in an email to bjarne and wrote in the body something along the lines of "I bet your mom was so generic she fucked as many dudes as there are lines in this error message". <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | defunkydrummer | e63o1pe | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher wants to know where "the" source code for C is (on Github)<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/c_programming/comments/9g6531/_/<|eol|><|sor|>>Unlike meme languages (you mention Go), C has multiple implementations and multiple standard libraries.
Shots fired.<|eor|><|sor|>*fatality*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | jeremyjh | e63nns7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher wants to know where "the" source code for C is (on Github)<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/c_programming/comments/9g6531/_/<|eol|><|sor|>So this means since Microsoft has bought Github, it now owns Go. What is Google gonna do to get it back? Make their own project hosting service? That's ridiculous!<|eor|><|soopr|>Google makes and abandons at least one project hosting service every three years, so it should be able to migrate go to one.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Since it takes six years to make a decent project hosting service that can serve at the scale that will be demanded by Google's fans, this means that they presently have two services under development, and are in the planning stages for a third.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | BowserKoopa | e63p983 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher wants to know where "the" source code for C is (on Github)<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/c_programming/comments/9g6531/_/<|eol|><|sor|>So this means since Microsoft has bought Github, it now owns Go. What is Google gonna do to get it back? Make their own project hosting service? That's ridiculous!<|eor|><|soopr|>Google makes and abandons at least one project hosting service every three years, so it should be able to migrate go to one.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Since it takes six years to make a decent project hosting service that can serve at the scale that will be demanded by Google's fans, this means that they presently have two services under development, and are in the planning stages for a third.<|eor|><|soopr|>Correct. Just like Google Buzz, Google Wave, and Google+.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | bumblebritches57 | e64aswx | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher wants to know where "the" source code for C is (on Github)<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/c_programming/comments/9g6531/_/<|eol|><|sor|>I was there lol.
I mean I'm not gonna shit on him for not understanding how C works, we've all been there, and on the surface it's not completely ridiculous to a newb, that's fine.
the problem was his major fucking attitude the whole god damn time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | myhf | e63pwy0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher wants to know where "the" source code for C is (on Github)<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/c_programming/comments/9g6531/_/<|eol|><|sor|>So this means since Microsoft has bought Github, it now owns Go. What is Google gonna do to get it back? Make their own project hosting service? That's ridiculous!<|eor|><|soopr|>Google makes and abandons at least one project hosting service every three years, so it should be able to migrate go to one.<|eoopr|><|sor|>> migrate go to one
>> go to
considered harmful<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | bartekko | e64cwhc | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher wants to know where "the" source code for C is (on Github)<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/c_programming/comments/9g6531/_/<|eol|><|sor|>can i get uhhh... assembly repo?!?!?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | KFCConspiracy | e64nhxc | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher wants to know where "the" source code for C is (on Github)<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/c_programming/comments/9g6531/_/<|eol|><|sor|>I saw this too but it's obvious that he's just a passionate youngster trying to learn stuff; reminded me of my teenage years: I remember for instance during my first couple of hours of programming writing my own power function (worked only for positive integers lol) while attempting to program an interest rate calculator. I succeeded, which motivated me to become a programmer...<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but then instead of saying "Oh wow! I didn't know that thank you!" the guy just keeps arguing about how every language must have some kind of repository and he's not thinking about compilers. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | hedgehog1024 | e64dq1q | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher wants to know where "the" source code for C is (on Github)<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/c_programming/comments/9g6531/_/<|eol|><|sor|>> The C language and libraries are defined by an international standard. This is a document maintained by ISO, and is the closest you'll find to being the official "repository" for C ... but there's no source code involved for the compiler or libraries, just a formal document from which those could be made
*standards*?? *ISO*?? WHoa dude, this C stuff is too complicated!<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> People make C compilers, and then they make a standard based on what's accepted in practice?
Actually it is what happened in reality. That is also the reason why C has so many flaws.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | zticky | e63oft9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher wants to know where "the" source code for C is (on Github)<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/c_programming/comments/9g6531/_/<|eol|><|sor|>So this means since Microsoft has bought Github, it now owns Go. What is Google gonna do to get it back? Make their own project hosting service? That's ridiculous!<|eor|><|soopr|>Google makes and abandons at least one project hosting service every three years, so it should be able to migrate go to one.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I heard that they canceled a project that wasn't even planned.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | tomwhoiscontrary | e64u0y6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher wants to know where "the" source code for C is (on Github)<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/c_programming/comments/9g6531/_/<|eol|><|sor|>I saw this too but it's obvious that he's just a passionate youngster trying to learn stuff; reminded me of my teenage years: I remember for instance during my first couple of hours of programming writing my own power function (worked only for positive integers lol) while attempting to program an interest rate calculator. I succeeded, which motivated me to become a programmer...<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but then instead of saying "Oh wow! I didn't know that thank you!" the guy just keeps arguing about how every language must have some kind of repository and he's not thinking about compilers. <|eor|><|sor|>> not thinking about compilers
That bit was fried solid gold.
> quintus_horatius: Are you assuming that there is a single source for C compilers, like there is a single source for Python, PHP, etc?
> _bush: No actually I wasn't thinking about compilers
> Nicksil: The what?
> _bush: Programming languages have their repositories online, no?
> Nicksil: Not necessarily, no.
> _bush: I mean like, where is the stuff with the standard libraries and everything? Like this https://github.com/golang/go
That said, this whole thing feels like a violation of rule 4. This is a case where someone didn't know something, asked a question, and then learned something. This is actually the internet working exactly as designed.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | BowserKoopa | e64jbzz | <|sols|><|sot|>Gopher wants to know where "the" source code for C is (on Github)<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/c_programming/comments/9g6531/_/<|eol|><|sor|>> The C language and libraries are defined by an international standard. This is a document maintained by ISO, and is the closest you'll find to being the official "repository" for C ... but there's no source code involved for the compiler or libraries, just a formal document from which those could be made
*standards*?? *ISO*?? WHoa dude, this C stuff is too complicated!<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> People make C compilers, and then they make a standard based on what's accepted in practice?
Actually it is what happened in reality. That is also the reason why C has so many flaws.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>> Making up standards in a vacuum doesn't necessarily make for better languages either.
C++<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | dominik-braun | xtqmuf | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmingcirclejerk | ComfortablyBalanced | iqrcji4 | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|sor|>It's a shame seeing Tim Berners-Lee name in the same category as Zuckerberg.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmingcirclejerk | JiminP | iqrkw1c | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|sor|>True: Einstein, Vonn Neuman and Goedel have nothing on these guys
All they did was lay groundwork using proof by contradiction and induction<|eor|><|sor|>I know Einstein, Vonn Neuman, and Goedel, but who is True?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | JonaldLovesDong | iqrpk3t | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|sor|>True: Einstein, Vonn Neuman and Goedel have nothing on these guys
All they did was lay groundwork using proof by contradiction and induction<|eor|><|sor|>I know Einstein, Vonn Neuman, and Goedel, but who is True?<|eor|><|sor|>that's George Boole's son<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmingcirclejerk | IanisVasilev | iqrjrhs | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|sor|>No mention of supreme leader Steve Jobs? Not gonna read any further, thank you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmingcirclejerk | freak_dessert2 | iqrecdx | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|sor|>It's a shame seeing Tim Berners-Lee name in the same category as Zuckerberg.<|eor|><|sor|>Unironically this. Mark's mom should have zucked and swallowed instead<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | senj | iqs2ee3 | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|sor|>The smartest guy on earth said Were spending billions of dollars to make Second Life 2<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | ComfortablyBalanced | iqs4kk3 | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|sor|>No mention of supreme leader Steve Jobs? Not gonna read any further, thank you.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, he and my main man Elon Musk, invented technology and engineering.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kodiologist | iqs1tt0 | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|sor|>It's a shame seeing Tim Berners-Lee name in the same category as Zuckerberg.<|eor|><|sor|>Was he even a CEO?<|eor|><|sor|>He was the CEO of web1<|eor|><|sor|>Also, the CEO of sex.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | RomanRiesen | iqrywnx | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|sor|>True: Einstein, Vonn Neuman and Goedel have nothing on these guys
All they did was lay groundwork using proof by contradiction and induction<|eor|><|sor|>I know Einstein, Vonn Neuman, and Goedel, but who is True?<|eor|><|sor|>that's George Boole's son<|eor|><|sor|>Dang imagine being named false.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | cachete_lepra | iqs07sv | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|sor|>It's a shame seeing Tim Berners-Lee name in the same category as Zuckerberg.<|eor|><|sor|>Was he even a CEO?<|eor|><|sor|>He was the CEO of web1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | IanisVasilev | iqrk9mw | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|sor|>True: Einstein, Vonn Neuman and Goedel have nothing on these guys
All they did was lay groundwork using proof by contradiction and induction<|eor|><|sor|>Proof by being a loser nerd.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | iqrdbz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|sor|>>A rangy, tall, energetic thirty-one-year-old man named Jeff dean was among those six brilliant engineers in the makeshift room. He had just left D. E. C. a couple of months ago and started his career in a relatively new firm Google
I am in awe of everyone who speaks English as a second language. I only really know one other language, and most of that is reading comprehension; I can barely speak it at all. The amount of dedication it must take to become so proficient in a language that it's part of daily life is incredibly impressive to me.
That said, it would be more accurate to rename the "JavaScript in Plain English" Medium group to "JavaScript in Incorrect English".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | iqsekjp | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|sor|>>A rangy, tall, energetic thirty-one-year-old man named Jeff dean was among those six brilliant engineers in the makeshift room. He had just left D. E. C. a couple of months ago and started his career in a relatively new firm Google
I am in awe of everyone who speaks English as a second language. I only really know one other language, and most of that is reading comprehension; I can barely speak it at all. The amount of dedication it must take to become so proficient in a language that it's part of daily life is incredibly impressive to me.
That said, it would be more accurate to rename the "JavaScript in Plain English" Medium group to "JavaScript in Incorrect English".<|eor|><|sor|>Wheres the mistake<|eor|><|sor|>In addition to punctuation and capitalization misuse, the article has noticeably incorrect verbiage. The author must have been reading something that used the phrase "makeshift war room" (seen earlier in the article), but they misunderstood it and later omitted the "war". "Makeshift room" would be something other than a room that has been hastily repurposed to serve as a room, like if you stacked a bunch of cardboard boxes into a "wall" and treated the space on the other side as a separate room. Similarly, "rangy" was used because they Googled synonyms for thin, but it doesn't really fit in there, and "cajoling his code like a movie director" is just plain wrong.
There's also a lot of weird sentence construction, like titling a section "Let's learn more about him" in a context that doesn't provide the right options for what "him" would mean, then beginning the section with "This could be why you probably never heard of Jeff Dean's name. He is an American software engineer and computer scientist" in a context that doesn't provide the right options for what "This" would mean. Some of the sentences feel like they were directly produced by Google Translate, such as "As a child, when personal computer power was just beginning to take off, he was constantly seeking ways to stretch the capability of any given computer."
Less noticeably, there are phrases that are grammatically correct but use the wrong words. "You would be surprised to know" should be "You might be surprised to know," "The list could go on" should be "The list goes on," and "A sneaky question may arrive in your mind: how much does this big brain earn?" should be rewritten from scratch. The closing sentences are "I think we all know some superstar developers and software engineers. It might inspire many of us." That's genuinely incoherent. My best guess is they were going for something like "May they [the superstars] inspire us," but even that isn't great.
Still, it's better than anything I'm ever going to write in another language. I only bring it up in the first place because the point of "Plain English" is to be easily understood by kids, non-native speakers, people with learning disabilities, etc. "JavaScript in Plain English" articles have incoherent sentences and lots of big and unusual words, often misused, presumably because the author used a thesaurus or Google Translate. That's pretty much the opposite of Plain English.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | CarolineLovesArt | iqrlc3t | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|sor|>It's a shame seeing Tim Berners-Lee name in the same category as Zuckerberg.<|eor|><|sor|>Was he even a CEO?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | lupinegrey | iqs5gb6 | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|sor|>Because when I think "apex intelligence", my first thought is "senior management".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | alecStewart1 | iqtkara | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|sor|>\> javascript.plainenglish.io
\> Medium site
\> article author is "the woman"
\> 3.1k
What is this? What circle of hell is this? Or was the beer I just had spoiled?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | lupinegrey | iqs5bb6 | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|sor|>The smartest guy on earth said Were spending billions of dollars to make Second Life 2<|eor|><|sor|>And the furries rejoiced<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | IHateReddit_9001 | iqrx1pi | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|sor|>It's a shame seeing Tim Berners-Lee name in the same category as Zuckerberg.<|eor|><|sor|>Was he even a CEO?<|eor|><|sor|>No, was and still is an academic. He invented the world wide web protocol while at CERN<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | EarthGoddessDude | iqtf7gi | <|sols|><|sot|>CEOs like Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Marc Andreesen, Tim Berners-Lee, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg. Theyre undoubtedly the brightest people on earth.<|eot|><|sol|>https://javascript.plainenglish.io/the-legendary-and-famous-software-engineer-from-google-506526be8dff<|eol|><|sor|>>A rangy, tall, energetic thirty-one-year-old man named Jeff dean was among those six brilliant engineers in the makeshift room. He had just left D. E. C. a couple of months ago and started his career in a relatively new firm Google
I am in awe of everyone who speaks English as a second language. I only really know one other language, and most of that is reading comprehension; I can barely speak it at all. The amount of dedication it must take to become so proficient in a language that it's part of daily life is incredibly impressive to me.
That said, it would be more accurate to rename the "JavaScript in Plain English" Medium group to "JavaScript in Incorrect English".<|eor|><|sor|>Wheres the mistake<|eor|><|sor|>In addition to punctuation and capitalization misuse, the article has noticeably incorrect verbiage. The author must have been reading something that used the phrase "makeshift war room" (seen earlier in the article), but they misunderstood it and later omitted the "war". "Makeshift room" would be something other than a room that has been hastily repurposed to serve as a room, like if you stacked a bunch of cardboard boxes into a "wall" and treated the space on the other side as a separate room. Similarly, "rangy" was used because they Googled synonyms for thin, but it doesn't really fit in there, and "cajoling his code like a movie director" is just plain wrong.
There's also a lot of weird sentence construction, like titling a section "Let's learn more about him" in a context that doesn't provide the right options for what "him" would mean, then beginning the section with "This could be why you probably never heard of Jeff Dean's name. He is an American software engineer and computer scientist" in a context that doesn't provide the right options for what "This" would mean. Some of the sentences feel like they were directly produced by Google Translate, such as "As a child, when personal computer power was just beginning to take off, he was constantly seeking ways to stretch the capability of any given computer."
Less noticeably, there are phrases that are grammatically correct but use the wrong words. "You would be surprised to know" should be "You might be surprised to know," "The list could go on" should be "The list goes on," and "A sneaky question may arrive in your mind: how much does this big brain earn?" should be rewritten from scratch. The closing sentences are "I think we all know some superstar developers and software engineers. It might inspire many of us." That's genuinely incoherent. My best guess is they were going for something like "May they [the superstars] inspire us," but even that isn't great.
Still, it's better than anything I'm ever going to write in another language. I only bring it up in the first place because the point of "Plain English" is to be easily understood by kids, non-native speakers, people with learning disabilities, etc. "JavaScript in Plain English" articles have incoherent sentences and lots of big and unusual words, often misused, presumably because the author used a thesaurus or Google Translate. That's pretty much the opposite of Plain English.<|eor|><|sor|>I believe this is the article that was looted: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/12/10/the-friendship-that-made-google-huge<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | InflationAaron | vi3c9z | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is like fusion energy - when all its problems are solved, humanity will solve programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/96709#issuecomment-1146966429<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmingcirclejerk | grapesmoker | idb0eef | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is like fusion energy - when all its problems are solved, humanity will solve programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/96709#issuecomment-1146966429<|eol|><|sor|>I hear they're building a giant compiler in rural France to make rust possible<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmingcirclejerk | aloha2436 | idau1n6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is like fusion energy - when all its problems are solved, humanity will solve programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/96709#issuecomment-1146966429<|eol|><|sor|>/uj If I didn't know what the programming community was like before PCJ, this would have made me think some of you are out there planting this shit.
/rj Fusion is like Rust just less moral because it merely solves climate change rather than freeing humanity from the tyranny of incorrect code.
EDIT: *and* this is on the GAT issue? Now we're jerking with gas.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | recycle4science | idano8z | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is like fusion energy - when all its problems are solved, humanity will solve programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/96709#issuecomment-1146966429<|eol|><|sor|>Just 30 more years!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | Lich_Hegemon | idb3omz | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is like fusion energy - when all its problems are solved, humanity will solve programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/96709#issuecomment-1146966429<|eol|><|sor|>I think op is jerking with us. Just like fusion energy, Rust issues are always 50 years away from being solved.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
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