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programmingcirclejerk | Goheeca | idb4hew | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is like fusion energy - when all its problems are solved, humanity will solve programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/96709#issuecomment-1146966429<|eol|><|sor|>Lisp is like string scattering on D-branes - when all +10^500 theories are understood, humanity will solve the universe.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | Arcticcu | idau13a | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is like fusion energy - when all its problems are solved, humanity will solve programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/96709#issuecomment-1146966429<|eol|><|sor|>I agree that fusion energy will solve programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | doomvox | idbqb94 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is like fusion energy - when all its problems are solved, humanity will solve programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/96709#issuecomment-1146966429<|eol|><|sor|>Rust is a welfare program for physicists?
I mean, a tremendously far-sighted research program which has great potential despite for many decades creating nothing but "superconducting cathedrals" (to borrow a phrase from Bussard).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | alecStewart1 | idcqf8x | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is like fusion energy - when all its problems are solved, humanity will solve programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/96709#issuecomment-1146966429<|eol|><|sor|>I can't wait for a Rust Linux/BSD kernel to come out in 2 centuries. Then we'll never have to worry about security vulnerabilities ever again!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | idcq0yz | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is like fusion energy - when all its problems are solved, humanity will solve programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/96709#issuecomment-1146966429<|eol|><|sor|>Lisp is like string scattering on D-branes - when all +10^500 theories are understood, humanity will solve the universe.<|eor|><|sor|>This but unironically.
^^^I ^^^don't ^^^know ^^^what ^^^D-branes ^^^even ^^^are<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | BillyIII | iddeksa | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is like fusion energy - when all its problems are solved, humanity will solve programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/96709#issuecomment-1146966429<|eol|><|sor|>I can't wait for a Rust Linux/BSD kernel to come out in 2 centuries. Then we'll never have to worry about security vulnerabilities ever again!<|eor|><|sor|>Linux is using the GPL2 license which has the potential to be used immorally, unlike GPL3. BSD is using the highly abusable BSD license. The only kernel fit to be rewritten in the most moral language is GNU Hurd.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | Goheeca | idea5xf | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is like fusion energy - when all its problems are solved, humanity will solve programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/96709#issuecomment-1146966429<|eol|><|sor|>Lisp is like string scattering on D-branes - when all +10^500 theories are understood, humanity will solve the universe.<|eor|><|sor|>This but unironically.
^^^I ^^^don't ^^^know ^^^what ^^^D-branes ^^^even ^^^are<|eor|><|sor|>Momenta along the compactified directions are quantized, a closed string can be wound along the compactified direction the winding number is t-dual to the quantized momentum, when you look for t-dual of a quantized momentum of an open string, you'll obtain D-branes on which the ends of open strings lie.
Btw. https://ncatlab.org/nlab/show/T-duality you need a gerbe, ^(yes, I've heard of it for the first time.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | commo64dor | idbmkgw | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is like fusion energy - when all its problems are solved, humanity will solve programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/96709#issuecomment-1146966429<|eol|><|sor|>/uj Rust is the Tool of the programming languages. It's a good product that has the worst fanbase.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | idmpxc2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rust is like fusion energy - when all its problems are solved, humanity will solve programming<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/rust-lang/rust/pull/96709#issuecomment-1146966429<|eol|><|sor|>Lisp is like string scattering on D-branes - when all +10^500 theories are understood, humanity will solve the universe.<|eor|><|sor|>This but unironically.
^^^I ^^^don't ^^^know ^^^what ^^^D-branes ^^^even ^^^are<|eor|><|sor|>Momenta along the compactified directions are quantized, a closed string can be wound along the compactified direction the winding number is t-dual to the quantized momentum, when you look for t-dual of a quantized momentum of an open string, you'll obtain D-branes on which the ends of open strings lie.
Btw. https://ncatlab.org/nlab/show/T-duality you need a gerbe, ^(yes, I've heard of it for the first time.)<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds a lot like a burrito.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | ujz6qq | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmingcirclejerk | csb06 | i7m3r57 | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj This is my favorite kind of person online. Just making a fuck you and your shitty language, now please help me figure out why my code isnt working. Then they get mad when people try to help them.
/rj Dear r/rust: why is your language such utter dogshit? By the way, I also am writing a 500,000 line program (link below) in it, and I need you to help me debug it/write all of it for me <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmingcirclejerk | NakeyDooCrew | i7mkkpe | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|sor|>>I remember legitimately breaking down in tears over Haskell's monads.
Tears of joy, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | i7lz058 | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|soopr|>> You get some theoretical memory safety, but that's not been a problem in other languages since like 1995. If I'd written the code in a sane language, I would be done by now, instead of wasting a week of my life
OP confirmed 0 bug genius<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmingcirclejerk | androgynyjoe | i7mj7zk | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj This is my favorite kind of person online. Just making a fuck you and your shitty language, now please help me figure out why my code isnt working. Then they get mad when people try to help them.
/rj Dear r/rust: why is your language such utter dogshit? By the way, I also am writing a 500,000 line program (link below) in it, and I need you to help me debug it/write all of it for me <|eor|><|sor|>This guy: Fuck Rust, fuck you, fuck these errors. What a bullshit language. How does anyone live like this!?!
Also this guy: Wait...so you're telling me...that if I try to do A\*B/C and I want the division to happen *before* the multiplication...I have to put parentheses around B/C?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmingcirclejerk | pastenpasten | i7m8rkt | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|sor|>Can't jerk. As of today, I still haven't written a single line of Rust code but I already find it infuriating.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmingcirclejerk | jordanbtucker | i7mlx7r | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|sor|>I love that the solution was that he didn't understand the order of operations.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | i7mmbyl | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj This is my favorite kind of person online. Just making a fuck you and your shitty language, now please help me figure out why my code isnt working. Then they get mad when people try to help them.
/rj Dear r/rust: why is your language such utter dogshit? By the way, I also am writing a 500,000 line program (link below) in it, and I need you to help me debug it/write all of it for me <|eor|><|sor|>This guy: Fuck Rust, fuck you, fuck these errors. What a bullshit language. How does anyone live like this!?!
Also this guy: Wait...so you're telling me...that if I try to do A\*B/C and I want the division to happen *before* the multiplication...I have to put parentheses around B/C?<|eor|><|sor|>Broke: Not understanding order of operations.
Woke: Using commutative operators to do non-commutative operations.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | v-alan-d | i7mvimn | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj This is my favorite kind of person online. Just making a fuck you and your shitty language, now please help me figure out why my code isnt working. Then they get mad when people try to help them.
/rj Dear r/rust: why is your language such utter dogshit? By the way, I also am writing a 500,000 line program (link below) in it, and I need you to help me debug it/write all of it for me <|eor|><|sor|>This guy: Fuck Rust, fuck you, fuck these errors. What a bullshit language. How does anyone live like this!?!
Also this guy: Wait...so you're telling me...that if I try to do A\*B/C and I want the division to happen *before* the multiplication...I have to put parentheses around B/C?<|eor|><|sor|>Broke: Not understanding order of operations.
Woke: Using commutative operators to do non-commutative operations.<|eor|><|sor|>Computer science students shouldn't be forced to learn math anyway<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | i7nf56q | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|sor|>I love that the solution was that he didn't understand the order of operations.<|eor|><|sor|>The math system is ridiculous: it's so complex and over-engineered, and yet it cannot accomplish basic things, like figure out the order of operations I want.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | exploooooosions | i7mv21h | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|soopr|>> You get some theoretical memory safety, but that's not been a problem in other languages since like 1995. If I'd written the code in a sane language, I would be done by now, instead of wasting a week of my life
OP confirmed 0 bug genius<|eoopr|><|sor|>/uj I laughed so hard at your comment my wife woke up and wanted to know what the hell is so funny.
/rj where's the jerk?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | doctor-5000 | i7nci96 | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj This is my favorite kind of person online. Just making a fuck you and your shitty language, now please help me figure out why my code isnt working. Then they get mad when people try to help them.
/rj Dear r/rust: why is your language such utter dogshit? By the way, I also am writing a 500,000 line program (link below) in it, and I need you to help me debug it/write all of it for me <|eor|><|sor|>> logs in to Reddit for the first time in over a decade
> shits on r/rust
> refuses to elaborate
> leaves
Average cnile<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | i7m4bzo | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|sor|>someone with that much experience should know better than to meet rust in the first place.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | cabbagebot | i7mm67j | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|sor|>Memory safety hasn't been a problem since 1995 because that's when i started coding and i don't write memory safety bugs 10x-er upvotes to the left<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | NonDairyYandere | i7mzwm2 | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|sor|>Can't jerk. As of today, I still haven't written a single line of Rust code but I already find it infuriating.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That code:
a = []
b = a
b.push (5)
print (a [0])<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | winepath | i7n8ovv | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|sor|>someone with that much experience should know better than to meet rust in the first place.<|eor|><|sor|>If rust was a girl, damn I would want her. Every guy would be drooling over her, longing for a chance to play with her memory guarantees and zero-cost abstractions. She'd play hard to get, all the guys who'd approach her would get shot down due to their utter lack of intelligence. But me, I am a different story. The only 10xer in a 500 mile radius. She's always begging me for a chance. Maybe tonight I'll give her one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | __JDQ__ | i7no0gb | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|sor|>>I remember legitimately breaking down in tears over Haskell's monads.
Tears of joy, right?<|eor|><|sor|>Theyre just so gaddam beautiful *wipes away tear*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | life-is-a-loop | i7n6v1q | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|sor|>Can't jerk. As of today, I still haven't written a single line of Rust code but I already find it infuriating.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That code:
a = []
b = a
b.push (5)
print (a [0])<|eor|><|sor|>you put an whitespace between the function name and its open-parenthesis, and expect it to work?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | doctor-5000 | i7nc6q5 | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj This is my favorite kind of person online. Just making a fuck you and your shitty language, now please help me figure out why my code isnt working. Then they get mad when people try to help them.
/rj Dear r/rust: why is your language such utter dogshit? By the way, I also am writing a 500,000 line program (link below) in it, and I need you to help me debug it/write all of it for me <|eor|><|sor|>This guy: Fuck Rust, fuck you, fuck these errors. What a bullshit language. How does anyone live like this!?!
Also this guy: Wait...so you're telling me...that if I try to do A\*B/C and I want the division to happen *before* the multiplication...I have to put parentheses around B/C?<|eor|><|sor|>Broke: Not understanding order of operations.
Woke: Using commutative operators to do non-commutative operations.<|eor|><|sor|>Bespoke: The type system has a halting problem. All your business logic belongs in the `<{}>({}) where {}`. Its expressive. Its idiomatic. Its *correct*.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bizzaro_Murphy | i7otfw3 | <|sols|><|sot|>After 20 years of programming in 15+ different languages, I have yet to meet one as infuriating as Rust.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/ujpgho/i_am_done_the_error_message_that_finally_broke_me/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj This is my favorite kind of person online. Just making a fuck you and your shitty language, now please help me figure out why my code isnt working. Then they get mad when people try to help them.
/rj Dear r/rust: why is your language such utter dogshit? By the way, I also am writing a 500,000 line program (link below) in it, and I need you to help me debug it/write all of it for me <|eor|><|sor|>This guy: Fuck Rust, fuck you, fuck these errors. What a bullshit language. How does anyone live like this!?!
Also this guy: Wait...so you're telling me...that if I try to do A\*B/C and I want the division to happen *before* the multiplication...I have to put parentheses around B/C?<|eor|><|sor|>/uj my average work day is basically
> Fuck C++, fuck you, fuck these errors. What a bullshit language. How does anyone live like this!?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | pkw469 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python developers are not really programmers, they are Assembly/C/C++ users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/pk9db4/why_less_people/hc2yk20/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmingcirclejerk | xmcqdpt2 | hc66rxt | <|sols|><|sot|>Python developers are not really programmers, they are Assembly/C/C++ users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/pk9db4/why_less_people/hc2yk20/<|eol|><|sor|>> l don't think python developers are not really programmers but it is kinda funny how lazy people became on learning programing these days. People just copy and paste code. Nobody knows how PNG decoder or encoder works but everyone use them (just one example). The usage of math is decreasing so the performance. People must be encouraged to learn how things work. Even in industries because we will eventually get least efficient code that can be written.
That's why you should use bitmap in most cases. A simple, minimalist image format that you can fully grok.
The added complexity of using something like PNG may seem low at first but it's the path that leads to Electron. What's next? Using sqlite where you could use dbm? HTTP instead of writing to /dev/eth0??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmingcirclejerk | rafgro | hc6j1jf | <|sols|><|sot|>Python developers are not really programmers, they are Assembly/C/C++ users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/pk9db4/why_less_people/hc2yk20/<|eol|><|sor|>>at some point they start coding huge ugly things in python that actually should be coded in C
This guy fucks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmingcirclejerk | chunes | hc6rthc | <|sols|><|sot|>Python developers are not really programmers, they are Assembly/C/C++ users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/pk9db4/why_less_people/hc2yk20/<|eol|><|sor|>Assembly programmers are not really programmers. They are hardware users.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmingcirclejerk | RedPandaDan | hc6ixgz | <|sols|><|sot|>Python developers are not really programmers, they are Assembly/C/C++ users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/pk9db4/why_less_people/hc2yk20/<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk? No self respecting programmer would use a language that isn't Turing complete.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | sadlamedeveloper | hc68oip | <|sols|><|sot|>Python developers are not really programmers, they are Assembly/C/C++ users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/pk9db4/why_less_people/hc2yk20/<|eol|><|sor|>> l don't think python developers are not really programmers but it is kinda funny how lazy people became on learning programing these days. People just copy and paste code. Nobody knows how PNG decoder or encoder works but everyone use them (just one example). The usage of math is decreasing so the performance. People must be encouraged to learn how things work. Even in industries because we will eventually get least efficient code that can be written.
That's why you should use bitmap in most cases. A simple, minimalist image format that you can fully grok.
The added complexity of using something like PNG may seem low at first but it's the path that leads to Electron. What's next? Using sqlite where you could use dbm? HTTP instead of writing to /dev/eth0??<|eor|><|sor|>PNG codec developers are not really developers though. They are Deflate users.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | GapingGrannies | hc75qh6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python developers are not really programmers, they are Assembly/C/C++ users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/pk9db4/why_less_people/hc2yk20/<|eol|><|sor|>Assembly programmers are not really programmers. They are hardware users.<|eor|><|sor|>Hardware engineers are not really engineers. They are physics users.<|eor|><|sor|>Physics users are not really physics users. They are wizards.<|eor|><|sor|>Wizards are not really wizards, they are rust users<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | Fearless_Process | hc7cafy | <|sols|><|sot|>Python developers are not really programmers, they are Assembly/C/C++ users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/pk9db4/why_less_people/hc2yk20/<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk? No self respecting programmer would use a language that isn't Turing complete.<|eor|><|sor|>Are you saying that python isn't turing complete?<|eor|><|sor|>It's a reference to this:
https://learnpythonthehardway.org/book/nopython3.html
So we all know that turing complete languages can emulate any other turing complete language. Because of this, he said the python3 VM should be able to run python2 programs, and when he asked the devs to support this they said it would be "impossible" to support, and to him that means python3 is not turing complete. He later edited the page and removed the statement blowing it off as a "joke", but considering how ridiculous the rest of it is, I'm not so sure.
This is a quote that I found from before it was edited:
> Currently you cannot run Python 2 inside the Python 3 virtual machine. Since I cannot, that means Python 3 is not Turing Complete and should not be used by anyone.
>but until they do it then they have decided to say that Python 3 cannot run one other Turing complete language so logically Python 3 is not Turing complete.
The rest of the page is worth reading if you haven't yet, 10/10 jerk material.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | hc6c8lz | <|sols|><|sot|>Python developers are not really programmers, they are Assembly/C/C++ users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/pk9db4/why_less_people/hc2yk20/<|eol|><|sor|>> l don't think python developers are not really programmers but it is kinda funny how lazy people became on learning programing these days. People just copy and paste code. Nobody knows how PNG decoder or encoder works but everyone use them (just one example). The usage of math is decreasing so the performance. People must be encouraged to learn how things work. Even in industries because we will eventually get least efficient code that can be written.
That's why you should use bitmap in most cases. A simple, minimalist image format that you can fully grok.
The added complexity of using something like PNG may seem low at first but it's the path that leads to Electron. What's next? Using sqlite where you could use dbm? HTTP instead of writing to /dev/eth0??<|eor|><|sor|>In a perfect world, all images would be SVG<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | cmov | hc6y442 | <|sols|><|sot|>Python developers are not really programmers, they are Assembly/C/C++ users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/pk9db4/why_less_people/hc2yk20/<|eol|><|sor|>> l don't think python developers are not really programmers but it is kinda funny how lazy people became on learning programing these days. People just copy and paste code. Nobody knows how PNG decoder or encoder works but everyone use them (just one example). The usage of math is decreasing so the performance. People must be encouraged to learn how things work. Even in industries because we will eventually get least efficient code that can be written.
That's why you should use bitmap in most cases. A simple, minimalist image format that you can fully grok.
The added complexity of using something like PNG may seem low at first but it's the path that leads to Electron. What's next? Using sqlite where you could use dbm? HTTP instead of writing to /dev/eth0??<|eor|><|sor|>In a perfect world, all images would be SVG<|eor|><|soopr|>In a perfect world, processors would natively support Rust and there would be no more security issues.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | _green_is_my_pepper | hc7rfov | <|sols|><|sot|>Python developers are not really programmers, they are Assembly/C/C++ users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/pk9db4/why_less_people/hc2yk20/<|eol|><|sor|>>at some point they start coding huge ugly things in python that actually should be coded in C
This guy fucks<|eor|><|sor|>Thats correct, C is the best language for huge and ugly codebases<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | hc6qx3r | <|sols|><|sot|>Python developers are not really programmers, they are Assembly/C/C++ users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/pk9db4/why_less_people/hc2yk20/<|eol|><|sor|>All C/C++ programmers are just preprocessor users.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | __JDQ__ | hc74ois | <|sols|><|sot|>Python developers are not really programmers, they are Assembly/C/C++ users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/pk9db4/why_less_people/hc2yk20/<|eol|><|sor|>Assembly programmers are not really programmers. They are hardware users.<|eor|><|sor|>Hardware engineers are not really engineers. They are physics users.<|eor|><|sor|>Physics users are not really physics users. They are wizards.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | hc6k9bl | <|sols|><|sot|>Python developers are not really programmers, they are Assembly/C/C++ users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/pk9db4/why_less_people/hc2yk20/<|eol|><|sor|>Well, if they use Numpy they're technically [C/Fortran](https://github.com/numpy/numpy/tree/main/numpy/f2py) users.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | chickaplao | hc7shzx | <|sols|><|sot|>Python developers are not really programmers, they are Assembly/C/C++ users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/pk9db4/why_less_people/hc2yk20/<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the jerk? No self respecting programmer would use a language that isn't Turing complete.<|eor|><|sor|>Are you saying that python isn't turing complete?<|eor|><|sor|>It's a reference to this:
https://learnpythonthehardway.org/book/nopython3.html
So we all know that turing complete languages can emulate any other turing complete language. Because of this, he said the python3 VM should be able to run python2 programs, and when he asked the devs to support this they said it would be "impossible" to support, and to him that means python3 is not turing complete. He later edited the page and removed the statement blowing it off as a "joke", but considering how ridiculous the rest of it is, I'm not so sure.
This is a quote that I found from before it was edited:
> Currently you cannot run Python 2 inside the Python 3 virtual machine. Since I cannot, that means Python 3 is not Turing Complete and should not be used by anyone.
>but until they do it then they have decided to say that Python 3 cannot run one other Turing complete language so logically Python 3 is not Turing complete.
The rest of the page is worth reading if you haven't yet, 10/10 jerk material.<|eor|><|sor|>Omg this is a goldmine
> Every time you attempt to deal with characters in your programs you'll have to understand the difference between byte sequences and Unicode strings
Is this written by a gopher?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProgVal | hc7hvtd | <|sols|><|sot|>Python developers are not really programmers, they are Assembly/C/C++ users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/pk9db4/why_less_people/hc2yk20/<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand real programming. The memory model is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of hardware design most of the language will go over a typical user's head.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hc6jsht | <|sols|><|sot|>Python developers are not really programmers, they are Assembly/C/C++ users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/pk9db4/why_less_people/hc2yk20/<|eol|><|sor|>>at some point they start coding huge ugly things in python that actually should be coded in C
This guy fucks<|eor|><|sor|>... tesla robot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | Bodine12 | hc8x0kv | <|sols|><|sot|>Python developers are not really programmers, they are Assembly/C/C++ users.<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/pk9db4/why_less_people/hc2yk20/<|eol|><|sor|>Assembly programmers are not really programmers. They are hardware users.<|eor|><|sor|>If youre not personally executing small batch artisanal logic gates by hand are you even programming?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | xigoi | pkk4gt | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider myself a skilled programmer in Javascript and yet would fail this question because i literally don't even remember what a prime number is. I'm just bad at math generally. Since we don't do advanced math 99% of the time...<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/pk7zea/i_was_taking_an_interview_and_asked_the_candidate/hc2g0i0?context=3<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmingcirclejerk | jordanManfrey | hc44mtj | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider myself a skilled programmer in Javascript and yet would fail this question because i literally don't even remember what a prime number is. I'm just bad at math generally. Since we don't do advanced math 99% of the time...<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/pk7zea/i_was_taking_an_interview_and_asked_the_candidate/hc2g0i0?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>don't worry man, JavaScript doesn't even know what an integer is<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmingcirclejerk | Haugerud | hc4kcy3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider myself a skilled programmer in Javascript and yet would fail this question because i literally don't even remember what a prime number is. I'm just bad at math generally. Since we don't do advanced math 99% of the time...<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/pk7zea/i_was_taking_an_interview_and_asked_the_candidate/hc2g0i0?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>This is why it's so frustrating how Java came so close to not throwing in their elitist Math garbage, but still did it. I don't want my code to be littered with the hieroglyphics of some academia wingnut whose never worked a day in industry in his life. I'll 100% take method names over terse unintelligible math syntax any day. The creators of Java almost got this right, but for some reason had to throw common sense out the window with primitives and string concatenation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmingcirclejerk | path_traced_sphere | hc4fcfc | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider myself a skilled programmer in Javascript and yet would fail this question because i literally don't even remember what a prime number is. I'm just bad at math generally. Since we don't do advanced math 99% of the time...<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/pk7zea/i_was_taking_an_interview_and_asked_the_candidate/hc2g0i0?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>ivory tower modulo operator strikes again<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | hc5csou | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider myself a skilled programmer in Javascript and yet would fail this question because i literally don't even remember what a prime number is. I'm just bad at math generally. Since we don't do advanced math 99% of the time...<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/pk7zea/i_was_taking_an_interview_and_asked_the_candidate/hc2g0i0?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Youd think these people would forget how to wipe considering they arent doing it 99% of the time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hc51yf0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider myself a skilled programmer in Javascript and yet would fail this question because i literally don't even remember what a prime number is. I'm just bad at math generally. Since we don't do advanced math 99% of the time...<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/pk7zea/i_was_taking_an_interview_and_asked_the_candidate/hc2g0i0?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>I saw this when it came up and my thought through it all was 'haven't thought about prime numbers since high school math. Something about a number that is only divisible by itself or something? I dunno I'd have to google it'.
I'd like to see all the javascript applications where I'd need to apply this prime number knowledge. Its certainly never come up for me.<|eor|><|sor|>Youre right, a javascript coder would never need to know something this complicated.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | doomvox | hc579ci | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider myself a skilled programmer in Javascript and yet would fail this question because i literally don't even remember what a prime number is. I'm just bad at math generally. Since we don't do advanced math 99% of the time...<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/pk7zea/i_was_taking_an_interview_and_asked_the_candidate/hc2g0i0?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Obviously asking clarifying questions is too scary!<|eor|><|sor|>I'm a programmer, I can't be expected to talk to people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | _green_is_my_pepper | hc5c4v0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider myself a skilled programmer in Javascript and yet would fail this question because i literally don't even remember what a prime number is. I'm just bad at math generally. Since we don't do advanced math 99% of the time...<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/pk7zea/i_was_taking_an_interview_and_asked_the_candidate/hc2g0i0?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>In Haskell this is just
``mapM_ print $ take 20 $ fix (\f (x:xs) -> x : f (filter ((>0).(`mod`x)) xs)) [2..]``<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | anon202001 | hc5bm02 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider myself a skilled programmer in Javascript and yet would fail this question because i literally don't even remember what a prime number is. I'm just bad at math generally. Since we don't do advanced math 99% of the time...<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/pk7zea/i_was_taking_an_interview_and_asked_the_candidate/hc2g0i0?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>This interview question is an efficient sieve.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | brotatowolf | hc5auc9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider myself a skilled programmer in Javascript and yet would fail this question because i literally don't even remember what a prime number is. I'm just bad at math generally. Since we don't do advanced math 99% of the time...<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/pk7zea/i_was_taking_an_interview_and_asked_the_candidate/hc2g0i0?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Most competent webshit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | dtumad | hc5he33 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider myself a skilled programmer in Javascript and yet would fail this question because i literally don't even remember what a prime number is. I'm just bad at math generally. Since we don't do advanced math 99% of the time...<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/pk7zea/i_was_taking_an_interview_and_asked_the_candidate/hc2g0i0?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>I saw this when it came up and my thought through it all was 'haven't thought about prime numbers since high school math. Something about a number that is only divisible by itself or something? I dunno I'd have to google it'.
I'd like to see all the javascript applications where I'd need to apply this prime number knowledge. Its certainly never come up for me.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>If you don't remember exactly what a prime number is, just ask the interviewer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | tomwhoiscontrary | hc5qmq7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider myself a skilled programmer in Javascript and yet would fail this question because i literally don't even remember what a prime number is. I'm just bad at math generally. Since we don't do advanced math 99% of the time...<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/pk7zea/i_was_taking_an_interview_and_asked_the_candidate/hc2g0i0?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>A prime number is a number in the category of undivisible. What's the problem?
this.unjerk.then(() => {
I mean, not remembering what a prime number is altogether is pretty bad, but to be fair I do get annoyed with these kinds of questions that test whether you did the leetcode section on prime numbers the night before.
I know what a prime number is, but I wouldn't know the algorithm for testing one off the top of my head.
});<|eor|><|soopr|> instance Unjerk ThisComment where
If you can't figure out a simple primality testing algorithm from the definition of a prime number, you might not be suited for a programming job<|eoopr|><|sor|>If you think questions like this are a good way to gauge the skill of a senior developer, you might not be suited for telling me whether I'm suited for a programming job.<|eor|><|sor|>A senior programmer is someone who can do basic programming *and* a bunch of other stuff. If you can't even do basic programming, you can't be a senior programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | ComfortablyBalanced | hc54fom | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider myself a skilled programmer in Javascript and yet would fail this question because i literally don't even remember what a prime number is. I'm just bad at math generally. Since we don't do advanced math 99% of the time...<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/pk7zea/i_was_taking_an_interview_and_asked_the_candidate/hc2g0i0?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>This is why it's so frustrating how Java came so close to not throwing in their elitist Math garbage, but still did it. I don't want my code to be littered with the hieroglyphics of some academia wingnut whose never worked a day in industry in his life. I'll 100% take method names over terse unintelligible math syntax any day. The creators of Java almost got this right, but for some reason had to throw common sense out the window with primitives and string concatenation.<|eor|><|sor|>Hello there, I see your criticism and I introduce you to Kotlin. Quickly rewrite every project you have in JVM-based languages with Kotlin. Rust is bad and go is worse. I set a daily goal for myself and rewrite perfectly fine bug free tested projects currently in Java to Kotlin every day. Let's be a 10x rewrite-every-jvm-projects-in-kotlin-programmer today.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | GOPHERS_GONE_WILD | hc52qic | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider myself a skilled programmer in Javascript and yet would fail this question because i literally don't even remember what a prime number is. I'm just bad at math generally. Since we don't do advanced math 99% of the time...<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/pk7zea/i_was_taking_an_interview_and_asked_the_candidate/hc2g0i0?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Obviously asking clarifying questions is too scary!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | xigoi | hc5mwru | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider myself a skilled programmer in Javascript and yet would fail this question because i literally don't even remember what a prime number is. I'm just bad at math generally. Since we don't do advanced math 99% of the time...<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/pk7zea/i_was_taking_an_interview_and_asked_the_candidate/hc2g0i0?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>A prime number is a number in the category of undivisible. What's the problem?
this.unjerk.then(() => {
I mean, not remembering what a prime number is altogether is pretty bad, but to be fair I do get annoyed with these kinds of questions that test whether you did the leetcode section on prime numbers the night before.
I know what a prime number is, but I wouldn't know the algorithm for testing one off the top of my head.
});<|eor|><|soopr|> instance Unjerk ThisComment where
If you can't figure out a simple primality testing algorithm from the definition of a prime number, you might not be suited for a programming job<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | PhoneyHammer | hc5tav6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider myself a skilled programmer in Javascript and yet would fail this question because i literally don't even remember what a prime number is. I'm just bad at math generally. Since we don't do advanced math 99% of the time...<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/pk7zea/i_was_taking_an_interview_and_asked_the_candidate/hc2g0i0?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>A prime number is a number in the category of undivisible. What's the problem?
this.unjerk.then(() => {
I mean, not remembering what a prime number is altogether is pretty bad, but to be fair I do get annoyed with these kinds of questions that test whether you did the leetcode section on prime numbers the night before.
I know what a prime number is, but I wouldn't know the algorithm for testing one off the top of my head.
});<|eor|><|soopr|> instance Unjerk ThisComment where
If you can't figure out a simple primality testing algorithm from the definition of a prime number, you might not be suited for a programming job<|eoopr|><|sor|>"a prime number is a number that can only be divided (without remainder) by 1 and itself".
The definition is almost pseudo code for the brute force implementation of just trying to divide it by all smaller numbers and checking the remainder.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | balder1991 | hc49r2q | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider myself a skilled programmer in Javascript and yet would fail this question because i literally don't even remember what a prime number is. I'm just bad at math generally. Since we don't do advanced math 99% of the time...<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/pk7zea/i_was_taking_an_interview_and_asked_the_candidate/hc2g0i0?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>I also dont know what a pair number is. I just import is_pair and never worry about this advanced math stuff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | xX_MEM_Xx | hc5fqrj | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider myself a skilled programmer in Javascript and yet would fail this question because i literally don't even remember what a prime number is. I'm just bad at math generally. Since we don't do advanced math 99% of the time...<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/pk7zea/i_was_taking_an_interview_and_asked_the_candidate/hc2g0i0?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Youd think these people would forget how to wipe considering they arent doing it 99% of the time<|eor|><|sor|>You vastly underestimate how often I wipe.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | ydna_eissua | hc5iyqx | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider myself a skilled programmer in Javascript and yet would fail this question because i literally don't even remember what a prime number is. I'm just bad at math generally. Since we don't do advanced math 99% of the time...<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/programminghorror/comments/pk7zea/i_was_taking_an_interview_and_asked_the_candidate/hc2g0i0?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>This is why it's so frustrating how Java came so close to not throwing in their elitist Math garbage, but still did it. I don't want my code to be littered with the hieroglyphics of some academia wingnut whose never worked a day in industry in his life. I'll 100% take method names over terse unintelligible math syntax any day. The creators of Java almost got this right, but for some reason had to throw common sense out the window with primitives and string concatenation.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Laughs in Perl. Why do your variables have types? Clearly operators should determine type.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | desumn | nnmk86 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Upgrade your C to Rust. C has 193 cases of undefined behavior - it's literally not a language but a bunch of incoherent mumbo-jumbo with unpredictable results."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/nmx0y4/polymorphism_in_c_the_functional_way/gzumsr7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmingcirclejerk | OpsikionThemed | gzvce0b | <|sols|><|sot|>"Upgrade your C to Rust. C has 193 cases of undefined behavior - it's literally not a language but a bunch of incoherent mumbo-jumbo with unpredictable results."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/nmx0y4/polymorphism_in_c_the_functional_way/gzumsr7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Rust doesn't even *have* a standard, just a reference implementation, like its fucking 1958 and we've just learned about FORTRAN or something.
Standard ML: the *real* moral language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | gzvobnc | <|sols|><|sot|>"Upgrade your C to Rust. C has 193 cases of undefined behavior - it's literally not a language but a bunch of incoherent mumbo-jumbo with unpredictable results."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/nmx0y4/polymorphism_in_c_the_functional_way/gzumsr7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>G-d I love reinventing OOP, check out my epic gymnastics with void\* \*Segmentation fault (core dumped)\*<|eor|><|sor|>## What Happened?
Segmentation fault
## Why Did It Happen?
It's because you tried to access some memory not owned by your program and the OS kernel prevented it.
## How to Make Sure It doesn't happen again?
Segmentation faults only happens in user mode. To make sure segmentation fault doesn't happen, run your code in Kernel mode.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | gzvopmg | <|sols|><|sot|>"Upgrade your C to Rust. C has 193 cases of undefined behavior - it's literally not a language but a bunch of incoherent mumbo-jumbo with unpredictable results."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/nmx0y4/polymorphism_in_c_the_functional_way/gzumsr7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>alias gcc='rustc'
alias apt='cargo'
alias jobs='crypto scams'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmingcirclejerk | rileyphone | gzvgq3z | <|sols|><|sot|>"Upgrade your C to Rust. C has 193 cases of undefined behavior - it's literally not a language but a bunch of incoherent mumbo-jumbo with unpredictable results."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/nmx0y4/polymorphism_in_c_the_functional_way/gzumsr7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>On the contrary, English has 78,729,873 cases of undefined behaviour thus far recognized, which makes C more of a language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmingcirclejerk | desumn | gzvi97z | <|sols|><|sot|>"Upgrade your C to Rust. C has 193 cases of undefined behavior - it's literally not a language but a bunch of incoherent mumbo-jumbo with unpredictable results."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/nmx0y4/polymorphism_in_c_the_functional_way/gzumsr7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>On the contrary, English has 78,729,873 cases of undefined behaviour thus far recognized, which makes C more of a language.<|eor|><|soopr|>I tried to speak Java, they said I was too verbose. I tried to speak Ada, they said I was too verbose and austere. I tried to speak OCaml, they answered with the same language... but half of the words weren't the same as they tought they were "better".
Finally I tried to speak Go, and everything was so simple and clear, the only problem wwas that I wasn't able to tell this story in Go, as it (the story) is too complicated.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | gzvgkgw | <|sols|><|sot|>"Upgrade your C to Rust. C has 193 cases of undefined behavior - it's literally not a language but a bunch of incoherent mumbo-jumbo with unpredictable results."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/nmx0y4/polymorphism_in_c_the_functional_way/gzumsr7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Rust doesn't even *have* a standard, just a reference implementation, like its fucking 1958 and we've just learned about FORTRAN or something.
Standard ML: the *real* moral language.<|eor|><|sor|>It has standard in the name!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | desumn | gzvxnyl | <|sols|><|sot|>"Upgrade your C to Rust. C has 193 cases of undefined behavior - it's literally not a language but a bunch of incoherent mumbo-jumbo with unpredictable results."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/nmx0y4/polymorphism_in_c_the_functional_way/gzumsr7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>alias gcc='rustc'
alias apt='cargo'
alias jobs='crypto scams'<|eor|><|soopr|>I will correct you:
alias pacman='cargo'<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | bruce3434 | gzv6zn2 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Upgrade your C to Rust. C has 193 cases of undefined behavior - it's literally not a language but a bunch of incoherent mumbo-jumbo with unpredictable results."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/nmx0y4/polymorphism_in_c_the_functional_way/gzumsr7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>G-d I love reinventing OOP, check out my epic gymnastics with void\* \*Segmentation fault (core dumped)\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | gzvx5l5 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Upgrade your C to Rust. C has 193 cases of undefined behavior - it's literally not a language but a bunch of incoherent mumbo-jumbo with unpredictable results."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/nmx0y4/polymorphism_in_c_the_functional_way/gzumsr7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Rust doesn't even *have* a standard, just a reference implementation, like its fucking 1958 and we've just learned about FORTRAN or something.
Standard ML: the *real* moral language.<|eor|><|sor|>What an amazing language, SML. Fully specified, every detail written out.
No other language can match the wealth of compilers this has produced. And standard library extensions, and package systems, and implementations with unique performance characteristics.<|eor|><|sor|>All the best languages have standards. Like ECMAScript.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | lumpySnakes | gzvonmv | <|sols|><|sot|>"Upgrade your C to Rust. C has 193 cases of undefined behavior - it's literally not a language but a bunch of incoherent mumbo-jumbo with unpredictable results."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/nmx0y4/polymorphism_in_c_the_functional_way/gzumsr7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> incoherent mess of a language from the 1970s
Hmm, that's weird. I thought the comment was about C, not Go<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | Beefster09 | gzvm60n | <|sols|><|sot|>"Upgrade your C to Rust. C has 193 cases of undefined behavior - it's literally not a language but a bunch of incoherent mumbo-jumbo with unpredictable results."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/nmx0y4/polymorphism_in_c_the_functional_way/gzumsr7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>TIL that Zig is also literally not a language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | desumn | gzvcnq9 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Upgrade your C to Rust. C has 193 cases of undefined behavior - it's literally not a language but a bunch of incoherent mumbo-jumbo with unpredictable results."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/nmx0y4/polymorphism_in_c_the_functional_way/gzumsr7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Rust doesn't even *have* a standard, just a reference implementation, like its fucking 1958 and we've just learned about FORTRAN or something.
Standard ML: the *real* moral language.<|eor|><|soopr|>OCaml is an immoral bastard child of SML !<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | SelfDistinction | gzwfhdf | <|sols|><|sot|>"Upgrade your C to Rust. C has 193 cases of undefined behavior - it's literally not a language but a bunch of incoherent mumbo-jumbo with unpredictable results."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/nmx0y4/polymorphism_in_c_the_functional_way/gzumsr7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>This is wrong. No way C has only 193 cases of UB. I'd estimate it's closer to UINT64_MAX.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | ineffective_topos | gzvur2b | <|sols|><|sot|>"Upgrade your C to Rust. C has 193 cases of undefined behavior - it's literally not a language but a bunch of incoherent mumbo-jumbo with unpredictable results."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/nmx0y4/polymorphism_in_c_the_functional_way/gzumsr7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Rust doesn't even *have* a standard, just a reference implementation, like its fucking 1958 and we've just learned about FORTRAN or something.
Standard ML: the *real* moral language.<|eor|><|sor|>What an amazing language, SML. Fully specified, every detail written out.
No other language can match the wealth of compilers this has produced. And standard library extensions, and package systems, and implementations with unique performance characteristics.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | jsyeo | gzvvc9q | <|sols|><|sot|>"Upgrade your C to Rust. C has 193 cases of undefined behavior - it's literally not a language but a bunch of incoherent mumbo-jumbo with unpredictable results."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/nmx0y4/polymorphism_in_c_the_functional_way/gzumsr7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>On the contrary, English has 78,729,873 cases of undefined behaviour thus far recognized, which makes C more of a language.<|eor|><|soopr|>I tried to speak Java, they said I was too verbose. I tried to speak Ada, they said I was too verbose and austere. I tried to speak OCaml, they answered with the same language... but half of the words weren't the same as they tought they were "better".
Finally I tried to speak Go, and everything was so simple and clear, the only problem wwas that I wasn't able to tell this story in Go, as it (the story) is too complicated.<|eoopr|><|sor|> import "fmt"
func main() {
fmt.Println("When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I gave up childish ways.")
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | rman-exe | gzvognj | <|sols|><|sot|>"Upgrade your C to Rust. C has 193 cases of undefined behavior - it's literally not a language but a bunch of incoherent mumbo-jumbo with unpredictable results."<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/nmx0y4/polymorphism_in_c_the_functional_way/gzumsr7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>printf ("rootin tootin shootin you know it! yeeehaw!");<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | wheypoint | hgprpd | <|sols|><|sot|>A programmer got up one day and thought to himself "I'm going to create something so bad, it will piss off everyone that has to touch it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/hggpvj/how_did_cmake_happen/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | fw5hfu2 | <|sols|><|sot|>A programmer got up one day and thought to himself "I'm going to create something so bad, it will piss off everyone that has to touch it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/hggpvj/how_did_cmake_happen/<|eol|><|sor|>>If you are smart enough to understand C++, then cmake should be easy for you.
The real jerk is in the comments.
`add_custom_target(unjerk`
>I hate CMake, it's just that I hate every other option more.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmingcirclejerk | dscottboggs | fw5m9j8 | <|sols|><|sot|>A programmer got up one day and thought to himself "I'm going to create something so bad, it will piss off everyone that has to touch it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/hggpvj/how_did_cmake_happen/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
Don't want to mess with the linked thread but genuinely wondering what's so bad about writing a makefile by hand<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | wheypoint | fw5of84 | <|sols|><|sot|>A programmer got up one day and thought to himself "I'm going to create something so bad, it will piss off everyone that has to touch it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/hggpvj/how_did_cmake_happen/<|eol|><|sor|>>If you are smart enough to understand C++, then cmake should be easy for you.
The real jerk is in the comments.
`add_custom_target(unjerk`
>I hate CMake, it's just that I hate every other option more.<|eor|><|sor|>CMake is sadly the least bad option for compiling C++ projects. I start to pray whenever I had to use any other than add\_executable and target\_link\_libraries.<|eor|><|soopr|>There is another way:
> In the end I realized that if I spent all that time just writing Python scripts to generate those project files directly I would have saved a lot of time.
:O<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | omegote | fw5ny2g | <|sols|><|sot|>A programmer got up one day and thought to himself "I'm going to create something so bad, it will piss off everyone that has to touch it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/hggpvj/how_did_cmake_happen/<|eol|><|sor|>>If you are smart enough to understand C++, then cmake should be easy for you.
The real jerk is in the comments.
`add_custom_target(unjerk`
>I hate CMake, it's just that I hate every other option more.<|eor|><|sor|>CMake is sadly the least bad option for compiling C++ projects. I start to pray whenever I had to use any other than add\_executable and target\_link\_libraries.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheLastMeritocrat | fw5pf7q | <|sols|><|sot|>A programmer got up one day and thought to himself "I'm going to create something so bad, it will piss off everyone that has to touch it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/hggpvj/how_did_cmake_happen/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
Don't want to mess with the linked thread but genuinely wondering what's so bad about writing a makefile by hand<|eor|><|sor|>For a non-trivial public project, you will find yourself duplicating a (hopefully) sane build system slowly and poorly with time.
Sane excludes CMake of course. But that's kind of moot since it excludes C++ itself to begin with.
I hear the fad has been Ninja in the last couple of years, which is marketed as a target ( la assembly, or maybe LLVM IR) build system. So you can *have fun* researching the best ~~programming language~~ build system that can target it.
----
/uj
I used `waf` the last time I did C. The docs didn't directly answer all the questions I had, but it served me well eventually. But, I don't know if it would fare well with a project knee-deep in one of the crap C++ ecosystems.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | dscottboggs | fw62jbm | <|sols|><|sot|>A programmer got up one day and thought to himself "I'm going to create something so bad, it will piss off everyone that has to touch it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/hggpvj/how_did_cmake_happen/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
Don't want to mess with the linked thread but genuinely wondering what's so bad about writing a makefile by hand<|eor|><|sor|>lol no [tup](http://gittup.org/tup/)<|eor|><|sor|>> In a typical build system, the dependency arrows go down. Although this is the way they would naturally go due to gravity, it is unfortunately also where the enemy's gate is. This makes it very inefficient and unfriendly. In tup, the arrows go up. This is obviously true because it rhymes.
Wtf am I reading.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | NynaevetialMeara | fw5oldc | <|sols|><|sot|>A programmer got up one day and thought to himself "I'm going to create something so bad, it will piss off everyone that has to touch it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/hggpvj/how_did_cmake_happen/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
Don't want to mess with the linked thread but genuinely wondering what's so bad about writing a makefile by hand<|eor|><|sor|>The extra complexity every time you push changes and refactoring.
Completely unpredictable bugs on other people pcs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | fw5v2bb | <|sols|><|sot|>A programmer got up one day and thought to himself "I'm going to create something so bad, it will piss off everyone that has to touch it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/hggpvj/how_did_cmake_happen/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
Don't want to mess with the linked thread but genuinely wondering what's so bad about writing a makefile by hand<|eor|><|sor|>The extra complexity every time you push changes and refactoring.
Completely unpredictable bugs on other people pcs.<|eor|><|sor|>> The extra complexity every time you push changes and refactoring.
oh yes the horrible additional complexity of not using cmake
> Completely unpredictable bugs on other people pcs.
other people without pkg-config are not really people in my book<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | jasoncm | fw6ddvk | <|sols|><|sot|>A programmer got up one day and thought to himself "I'm going to create something so bad, it will piss off everyone that has to touch it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/hggpvj/how_did_cmake_happen/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
Don't want to mess with the linked thread but genuinely wondering what's so bad about writing a makefile by hand<|eor|><|sor|>It's as uncool as perl.
/uj
I once answered an interview question about building software by suggesting I would use a simple makefile and the panel looked at me like I admitted to butchering and eating babies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | fw5rpva | <|sols|><|sot|>A programmer got up one day and thought to himself "I'm going to create something so bad, it will piss off everyone that has to touch it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/hggpvj/how_did_cmake_happen/<|eol|><|sor|>>If you are smart enough to understand C++, then cmake should be easy for you.
The real jerk is in the comments.
`add_custom_target(unjerk`
>I hate CMake, it's just that I hate every other option more.<|eor|><|sor|>CMake is sadly the least bad option for compiling C++ projects. I start to pray whenever I had to use any other than add\_executable and target\_link\_libraries.<|eor|><|soopr|>There is another way:
> In the end I realized that if I spent all that time just writing Python scripts to generate those project files directly I would have saved a lot of time.
:O<|eoopr|><|sor|>So basically SCons?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | Vaglame | fw66ezm | <|sols|><|sot|>A programmer got up one day and thought to himself "I'm going to create something so bad, it will piss off everyone that has to touch it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/hggpvj/how_did_cmake_happen/<|eol|><|sor|>>If you are smart enough to understand C++, then cmake should be easy for you.
The real jerk is in the comments.
`add_custom_target(unjerk`
>I hate CMake, it's just that I hate every other option more.<|eor|><|sor|>> If you are smart enough to understand C++, then cmake should be easy for you.
The cognitive cost: everything<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | chajath2 | fw6byvf | <|sols|><|sot|>A programmer got up one day and thought to himself "I'm going to create something so bad, it will piss off everyone that has to touch it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/hggpvj/how_did_cmake_happen/<|eol|><|sor|>That's why nodejs has npm. C++ is not web scale<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | exploooooosions | fw66cl8 | <|sols|><|sot|>A programmer got up one day and thought to himself "I'm going to create something so bad, it will piss off everyone that has to touch it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/hggpvj/how_did_cmake_happen/<|eol|><|sor|>>Here is a challenge. Make cmake to generate Xcode project with iOS target and then try to use that project with cocoapods. Compile a basic iOS app. No matter how smart you are, you can be Einstein of C++, cmake will take you to hell and back.
If you're a Neil deGrasse Tyson of Rust this is routine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | fw6519y | <|sols|><|sot|>A programmer got up one day and thought to himself "I'm going to create something so bad, it will piss off everyone that has to touch it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/hggpvj/how_did_cmake_happen/<|eol|><|sor|>>If you are smart enough to understand C++, then cmake should be easy for you.
The real jerk is in the comments.
`add_custom_target(unjerk`
>I hate CMake, it's just that I hate every other option more.<|eor|><|sor|>CMake is sadly the least bad option for compiling C++ projects. I start to pray whenever I had to use any other than add\_executable and target\_link\_libraries.<|eor|><|soopr|>There is another way:
> In the end I realized that if I spent all that time just writing Python scripts to generate those project files directly I would have saved a lot of time.
:O<|eoopr|><|sor|>"A make make make?"
"Yes, Snake. Make make make."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | exploooooosions | fw66q0b | <|sols|><|sot|>A programmer got up one day and thought to himself "I'm going to create something so bad, it will piss off everyone that has to touch it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/hggpvj/how_did_cmake_happen/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
Don't want to mess with the linked thread but genuinely wondering what's so bad about writing a makefile by hand<|eor|><|sor|>lol no [tup](http://gittup.org/tup/)<|eor|><|sor|>> In a typical build system, the dependency arrows go down. Although this is the way they would naturally go due to gravity, it is unfortunately also where the enemy's gate is. This makes it very inefficient and unfriendly. In tup, the arrows go up. This is obviously true because it rhymes.
Wtf am I reading.<|eor|><|sor|>>in at least one case, tup is optimal
I'm sold. Where do I sign?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | fw72tdu | <|sols|><|sot|>A programmer got up one day and thought to himself "I'm going to create something so bad, it will piss off everyone that has to touch it"<|eot|><|sol|>https://old.reddit.com/r/cpp/comments/hggpvj/how_did_cmake_happen/<|eol|><|sor|>>If you are smart enough to understand C++, then cmake should be easy for you.
The real jerk is in the comments.
`add_custom_target(unjerk`
>I hate CMake, it's just that I hate every other option more.<|eor|><|sor|>If regular make doesnt cut it for you, you should use a custom build tool anyway.<|eor|><|sor|>That's why I'm using Rust to write Rmake. Then you can just use cargo to build your C++ application.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
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