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programmingcirclejerk
SmarmyAcc
drn3x33
<|sols|><|sot|>nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilm/alacritty/pull/798<|eol|><|sor|>lol why do people even care _that_ much about terminal speed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Zatherz
drniz0r
<|sols|><|sot|>nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilm/alacritty/pull/798<|eol|><|sor|>A terminal emulator without tabs *and* scroll back. I might as well be using KMSCON or even just the fucking TTY.<|eor|><|sor|>if by TTY you mean a linux virtual terminal (like, the one you can get if you ctrl+alt+fX to somewhere where you don't have a DM running), you can actually scroll using shift + page up/down<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39
programmingcirclejerk
samnardoni
drnm345
<|sols|><|sot|>nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilm/alacritty/pull/798<|eol|><|sor|>lol why do people even care _that_ much about terminal speed<|eor|><|sor|>As a 10xer, terminal speed is usually the bottleneck to my productivity. I could squeeze a whole x more out of my day if my terminal scrolled faster. As a result, the speed at which my scrollback buffer fills up without choking is linearly related to how scalable the apps I build using my terminal are. I can ship at least one more microservice per day with the time saved.<|eor|><|sor|>My productivity increased 40x when switching my keyboard from USB 1.1 to 2.0<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
28
programmingcirclejerk
OrangePhi
drn8mxf
<|sols|><|sot|>nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilm/alacritty/pull/798<|eol|><|sor|>fearless terminal<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
22
programmingcirclejerk
GOPHERS_GONE_WILD
drnkr0f
<|sols|><|sot|>nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilm/alacritty/pull/798<|eol|><|sor|>A terminal emulator without tabs *and* scroll back. I might as well be using KMSCON or even just the fucking TTY.<|eor|><|sor|>terminal emulators shouldn't have all that dumb BLOAT. just use tmux okay?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
19
programmingcirclejerk
howtonotwin
droa5pe
<|sols|><|sot|>nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilm/alacritty/pull/798<|eol|><|sor|>lol why do people even care _that_ much about terminal speed<|eor|><|sor|> rm -rf jerk && mkdir unjerk It is possible for a slow terminal to slow down the programs running inside. Because most utilities use blocking IO, if you have a program like `rm -rv` which does a really small amount of work before outputting something and repeating, the time spent doing the output can start to affect the whole. Of course, the real answer is to not use `-v` if you know you have that many files, but the principle is still there: $ wget -O - https://github.com/torvalds/linux/archive/master.zip | bsdtar -xf - $ mv linux-master fast $ cp -a fast slow $ time { rm -rvf fast > /dev/null 2>&1; } # terminal not involved but rm is still making calls to write to it real 0m9.420s user 0m0.226s sys 0m8.789s $ time { rm -rvf slow; } # terminal involved # snip real 0m13.910s user 0m0.405s sys 0m12.373s Not a big difference, but it's definitely there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
YourGamerMom
drn8rqk
<|sols|><|sot|>nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilm/alacritty/pull/798<|eol|><|sor|>lol why do people even care _that_ much about terminal speed<|eor|><|sor|>I type *really* fast, Ok?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
BillyIII
drnmzb4
<|sols|><|sot|>nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilm/alacritty/pull/798<|eol|><|sor|>A terminal emulator without tabs *and* scroll back. I might as well be using KMSCON or even just the fucking TTY.<|eor|><|sor|>terminal emulators shouldn't have all that dumb BLOAT. just use tmux okay?<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot to unjerk. \#justsucklessthings<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
16
programmingcirclejerk
struct_t
dro003e
<|sols|><|sot|>nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilm/alacritty/pull/798<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah but wouldn't it be faster if you rewrote it in Ru...oh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
13
programmingcirclejerk
jeremyjh
dro0km8
<|sols|><|sot|>nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilm/alacritty/pull/798<|eol|><|sor|>The owner of this project should learn Rust.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
13
programmingcirclejerk
lengau
drno1dq
<|sols|><|sot|>nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilm/alacritty/pull/798<|eol|><|sor|>lol why do people even care _that_ much about terminal speed<|eor|><|sor|>As a 10xer, terminal speed is usually the bottleneck to my productivity. I could squeeze a whole x more out of my day if my terminal scrolled faster. As a result, the speed at which my scrollback buffer fills up without choking is linearly related to how scalable the apps I build using my terminal are. I can ship at least one more microservice per day with the time saved.<|eor|><|sor|>~~microservice~~ ~~nanoservice~~ picoservice FTFY. I've said it multiple times before, and I'll say it again: If you're implementing anything other than #PicoServices in 2017-now-going-on-2018, you're not really implementing anything at all.<|eor|><|sor|>Picoservices aren't even worth bothering with any more. I migrated my whole company to femtoservices this year thanks to the extra time I had due to my terminal being so much faster.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
13
programmingcirclejerk
Poddster
dro50zc
<|sols|><|sot|>nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilm/alacritty/pull/798<|eol|><|sor|>lol why do people even care _that_ much about terminal speed<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>We may live in an age of four renderers, but we still live in an age of 1970s tty protocols.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
12
programmingcirclejerk
BillyIII
drnnhom
<|sols|><|sot|>nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/jwilm/alacritty/pull/798<|eol|><|sor|>lol why do people even care _that_ much about terminal speed<|eor|><|sor|>As a 10xer, terminal speed is usually the bottleneck to my productivity. I could squeeze a whole x more out of my day if my terminal scrolled faster. As a result, the speed at which my scrollback buffer fills up without choking is linearly related to how scalable the apps I build using my terminal are. I can ship at least one more microservice per day with the time saved.<|eor|><|sor|>My productivity increased 40x when switching my keyboard from USB 1.1 to 2.0<|eor|><|sor|>Pfff. You are still suffering from the USB limitations. Only PS/2 can provide an appropriate response speed for my typing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
12
programmingcirclejerk
Jumpy-Locksmith6812
129bop6
<|sols|><|sot|>Start with MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 on Ubuntu 22.04. Open a session with 2000 tabs.<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1797272<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
pandakekok9
jemwrc9
<|sols|><|sot|>Start with MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 on Ubuntu 22.04. Open a session with 2000 tabs.<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1797272<|eol|><|sor|>Wtf. If it were up to me I would've immediately closed that as RESOLVED INVALID. No way I'm gonna provide support and encourage this kind of shitty usage of the browser.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
starlevel01
jeo7eyn
<|sols|><|sot|>Start with MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 on Ubuntu 22.04. Open a session with 2000 tabs.<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1797272<|eol|><|sor|>Wtf. If it were up to me I would've immediately closed that as RESOLVED INVALID. No way I'm gonna provide support and encourage this kind of shitty usage of the browser.<|eor|><|soopr|>Not only that they also opened 2000 tabs<|eoopr|><|sor|>[this isn't even my main computer](https://imgur.com/gallery/6slJXsF)<|eor|><|sor|>Content warning: This screenshot uses "New" Reddit. Open at your own risk.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Jumpy-Locksmith6812
jeneqc4
<|sols|><|sot|>Start with MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 on Ubuntu 22.04. Open a session with 2000 tabs.<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1797272<|eol|><|sor|>Wtf. If it were up to me I would've immediately closed that as RESOLVED INVALID. No way I'm gonna provide support and encourage this kind of shitty usage of the browser.<|eor|><|soopr|>Not only that they also opened 2000 tabs<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
pandakekok9
jeo9ybz
<|sols|><|sot|>Start with MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 on Ubuntu 22.04. Open a session with 2000 tabs.<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1797272<|eol|><|sor|>Wtf. If it were up to me I would've immediately closed that as RESOLVED INVALID. No way I'm gonna provide support and encourage this kind of shitty usage of the browser.<|eor|><|soopr|>Not only that they also opened 2000 tabs<|eoopr|><|sor|>[this isn't even my main computer](https://imgur.com/gallery/6slJXsF)<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Have you heard of bookmarks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
usenetflamewars
jemz9zf
<|sols|><|sot|>Start with MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 on Ubuntu 22.04. Open a session with 2000 tabs.<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1797272<|eol|><|sor|>Misplaced true grit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
serg06
jeor5cu
<|sols|><|sot|>Start with MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 on Ubuntu 22.04. Open a session with 2000 tabs.<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1797272<|eol|><|sor|>Wtf. If it were up to me I would've immediately closed that as RESOLVED INVALID. No way I'm gonna provide support and encourage this kind of shitty usage of the browser.<|eor|><|sor|>Okay we get it, you're a normie office worker. You only need 3 tabs: Outlook to reply to useless emails, Sheets for your daily 10 minutes of data entry, and a countdown timer until 5pm. Some of us are power users that actually use our PC! Ever heard of a 10x-er? They need 10x more tabs than the average user.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
cheater00
jeo3scn
<|sols|><|sot|>Start with MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 on Ubuntu 22.04. Open a session with 2000 tabs.<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1797272<|eol|><|sor|>Wtf. If it were up to me I would've immediately closed that as RESOLVED INVALID. No way I'm gonna provide support and encourage this kind of shitty usage of the browser.<|eor|><|soopr|>Not only that they also opened 2000 tabs<|eoopr|><|sor|>[this isn't even my main computer](https://imgur.com/gallery/6slJXsF)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
northrupthebandgeek
jepqe8r
<|sols|><|sot|>Start with MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 on Ubuntu 22.04. Open a session with 2000 tabs.<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1797272<|eol|><|sor|>Got into an argument here on Reddit a while back because apparently Firefox is trash, specifically when you have 100+ tabs open for more than two weeks. Nerd lord of course knew what was best for Firefox and demanded they fix this crippling issue before he even considers switching from Chrome.<|eor|><|sor|>Chrome bogs down much faster with that many tabs open, so I don't know what he's on about. Chrome also insists on squishing all those tabs into increasingly-tiny slivers at the top of the window like a fucking maniac, while Firefox 1) doesn't do that by default and 2) supports Tree Style Tabs to make it even easier to navigate hundreds of open tabs in a single window, so I *really* don't know what he's on about.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
HorseRadish98
jeoglbw
<|sols|><|sot|>Start with MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 on Ubuntu 22.04. Open a session with 2000 tabs.<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1797272<|eol|><|sor|>Got into an argument here on Reddit a while back because apparently Firefox is trash, specifically when you have 100+ tabs open for more than two weeks. Nerd lord of course knew what was best for Firefox and demanded they fix this crippling issue before he even considers switching from Chrome.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
ubernostrum
jer4voj
<|sols|><|sot|>Start with MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 on Ubuntu 22.04. Open a session with 2000 tabs.<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1797272<|eol|><|sor|>Got into an argument here on Reddit a while back because apparently Firefox is trash, specifically when you have 100+ tabs open for more than two weeks. Nerd lord of course knew what was best for Firefox and demanded they fix this crippling issue before he even considers switching from Chrome.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Funnily enough, Chrome has a new "memory saver" feature that unloads tabs you haven't interacted with in a while and only re-fetches/reloads them when you actually switch to the tab. So I hope nobody was relying on them being stateful...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
tomwhoiscontrary
jenvjgx
<|sols|><|sot|>Start with MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 on Ubuntu 22.04. Open a session with 2000 tabs.<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1797272<|eol|><|sor|>Wtf. If it were up to me I would've immediately closed that as RESOLVED INVALID. No way I'm gonna provide support and encourage this kind of shitty usage of the browser.<|eor|><|sor|>Because you are a weakling.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
sowelijanpona
jeo3h2p
<|sols|><|sot|>Start with MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 on Ubuntu 22.04. Open a session with 2000 tabs.<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1797272<|eol|><|sor|>Wtf. If it were up to me I would've immediately closed that as RESOLVED INVALID. No way I'm gonna provide support and encourage this kind of shitty usage of the browser.<|eor|><|sor|>If its a regression it makes sense to fix, you never know what else might be fucked later on if you break shit and willfully ignore that you did it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
10
programmingcirclejerk
anon25783
jeph2yn
<|sols|><|sot|>Start with MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 on Ubuntu 22.04. Open a session with 2000 tabs.<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1797272<|eol|><|sor|>Wtf. If it were up to me I would've immediately closed that as RESOLVED INVALID. No way I'm gonna provide support and encourage this kind of shitty usage of the browser.<|eor|><|sor|>Okay we get it, you're a normie office worker. You only need 3 tabs: Outlook to reply to useless emails, Sheets for your daily 10 minutes of data entry, and a countdown timer until 5pm. Some of us are power users that actually use our PC! Ever heard of a 10x-er? They need 10x more tabs than the average user.<|eor|><|sor|>3 * 10 == 30 // I am very smart<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
cheater00
jeocrdz
<|sols|><|sot|>Start with MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 on Ubuntu 22.04. Open a session with 2000 tabs.<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1797272<|eol|><|sor|>Wtf. If it were up to me I would've immediately closed that as RESOLVED INVALID. No way I'm gonna provide support and encourage this kind of shitty usage of the browser.<|eor|><|soopr|>Not only that they also opened 2000 tabs<|eoopr|><|sor|>[this isn't even my main computer](https://imgur.com/gallery/6slJXsF)<|eor|><|sor|>What extension is that? I think my "high score" is around ~1000 tabs over 10 or so windows.<|eor|><|sor|>Mine's like 100k https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/copy-all-tabs/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7
programmingcirclejerk
pandakekok9
jeq9axz
<|sols|><|sot|>Start with MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 on Ubuntu 22.04. Open a session with 2000 tabs.<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1797272<|eol|><|sor|>Wtf. If it were up to me I would've immediately closed that as RESOLVED INVALID. No way I'm gonna provide support and encourage this kind of shitty usage of the browser.<|eor|><|sor|>Okay we get it, you're a normie office worker. You only need 3 tabs: Outlook to reply to useless emails, Sheets for your daily 10 minutes of data entry, and a countdown timer until 5pm. Some of us are power users that actually use our PC! Ever heard of a 10x-er? They need 10x more tabs than the average user.<|eor|><|sor|>Ok, but 30 tabs is 1.5% of 2000. Checkmate 666x-er!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6
programmingcirclejerk
PM_ME_DPRK_CANDIDS
jeu5mms
<|sols|><|sot|>Start with MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 on Ubuntu 22.04. Open a session with 2000 tabs.<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1797272<|eol|><|sor|>Got into an argument here on Reddit a while back because apparently Firefox is trash, specifically when you have 100+ tabs open for more than two weeks. Nerd lord of course knew what was best for Firefox and demanded they fix this crippling issue before he even considers switching from Chrome.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Funnily enough, Chrome has a new "memory saver" feature that unloads tabs you haven't interacted with in a while and only re-fetches/reloads them when you actually switch to the tab. So I hope nobody was relying on them being stateful...<|eor|><|sor|>Narrator: they were<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6
programmingcirclejerk
igeorgehall45
jeo8zkb
<|sols|><|sot|>Start with MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=1 on Ubuntu 22.04. Open a session with 2000 tabs.<|eot|><|sol|>https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1797272<|eol|><|sor|>Wtf. If it were up to me I would've immediately closed that as RESOLVED INVALID. No way I'm gonna provide support and encourage this kind of shitty usage of the browser.<|eor|><|soopr|>Not only that they also opened 2000 tabs<|eoopr|><|sor|>[this isn't even my main computer](https://imgur.com/gallery/6slJXsF)<|eor|><|sor|>What extension is that? I think my "high score" is around ~1000 tabs over 10 or so windows.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6
programmingcirclejerk
Fearless_Process
103gjv4
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Safe_Ask_8798
j2z6mow
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>> I will be damned if I ever have to use a tool that a jackass like Guido Rossum, Bjarne Stroustrup or James Gosling invented. All brilliantly opinionated men whose creations are reflections of their cultural, political, economic and engineering visions and it shows in the grand garbage dumps of ideological bullshit they truly are. i've been retroactively outjerked and feel confident that nobody will be able to top this for many generations<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
pareidolist
j2z6v84
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>The original comment is a blatant violation of the socialjerking/politics clause, but I'm just here for stuff like >If you get the core to a mathematical optimum, which Common Lisp is because it (effectively) contains a superset of virtually all computing and mathematical ideas ever invented<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
ketralnis
j2zlcgv
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>> I will be damned if I ever have to use a tool that a jackass like Guido Rossum, Bjarne Stroustrup or James Gosling invented. All brilliantly opinionated men whose creations are reflections of their cultural, political, economic and engineering visions and it shows in the grand garbage dumps of ideological bullshit they truly are. i've been retroactively outjerked and feel confident that nobody will be able to top this for many generations<|eor|><|sor|>> grand garbage dumps of ideological bullshit new flair?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
git_commit_-m_sudoku
j2z46t2
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>> Math doesn't get stale, doesn't get old and doesn't change because it either works or it doesn't. Now excuse me as I compute the volume of a cylinder using the method of exhaustion. I also use Egyptian fractions written in Babylonian numerals as my preferred number representation, why do you ask?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
tomwhoiscontrary
j2z8d1k
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>> The hyperspec is the single time in human history where we ended up with a technical document that, while birthed by mostly a political process, was ultimately birthed by the brightest minds who understood they stood on the shoulders of giants and their technical insight ossified into a document that is NOT an example of perfect. It is an example of the optimum possible through the human condition [BEHOLD THE OPTIMUM POSSIBLE THROUGH THE HUMAN CONDITION](http://www.lispworks.com/documentation/HyperSpec/Front/index.htm)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
csb06
j2zckdc
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>> The world is more black and white than you might imagine. Lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
the211a
j2zkaiu
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>\> lisp user >Programming is math. Maths is when you reject ivory tower type systems in favour of strings<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
tomwhoiscontrary
j2z8q8j
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>New copypasta just dropped. with unjerk as status: I'm worried he's going to delete this gem of a comment. Am I allowed to copy it and if so where should I put it?<|eor|><|sor|>Write it on a golden disc and get NASA to post it to aliens, this is the pinnacle of human civilisation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
csb06
j2zd4w8
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>> The world is more black and white than you might imagine. Lmao<|eor|><|sor|>> I'm not really arguing with you. I know I come across as a jackass. To the extent I can make any point, allow me to state that the IQ of nail clippings of people like Gosling put mine to shame and I would be honoured to be shown to be completely wrong by anyone including those nail clippings. No notes. Perfection<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
csb06
j300q1s
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>> Math doesn't get stale, doesn't get old and doesn't change because it either works or it doesn't. Now excuse me as I compute the volume of a cylinder using the method of exhaustion. I also use Egyptian fractions written in Babylonian numerals as my preferred number representation, why do you ask?<|eor|><|sor|>Set theory famously has never changed or had its foundations challenged. There has never been a crisis in mathematics, never any theories revised many years after the fact.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Gearwatcher
j30r1tv
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>The original comment is a blatant violation of the socialjerking/politics clause, but I'm just here for stuff like >If you get the core to a mathematical optimum, which Common Lisp is because it (effectively) contains a superset of virtually all computing and mathematical ideas ever invented<|eor|><|sor|>What? Uj: What the fuck?<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone who isn't a 0.01xer knows that any scientific invention or mathematical progress mankind will ever produce will always be just an ad-hoc, informally specified subset of Lithp.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
42
programmingcirclejerk
ConcernedInScythe
j317zcr
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>The original comment is a blatant violation of the socialjerking/politics clause, but I'm just here for stuff like >If you get the core to a mathematical optimum, which Common Lisp is because it (effectively) contains a superset of virtually all computing and mathematical ideas ever invented<|eor|><|sor|>> The original comment is a blatant violation of the socialjerking/politics clause I'm honestly not sure it is. The guy is very very mad at 'politics and ideology' as abstract entities but doesn't seem to be expressing any clear views or agenda. If anything he's the living embodiment of our anti-socialjerking rule. Maybe we should make him a mod.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39
programmingcirclejerk
SelfDistinction
j2z1dhu
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>New copypasta just dropped. with unjerk as status: I'm worried he's going to delete this gem of a comment. Am I allowed to copy it and if so where should I put it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
34
programmingcirclejerk
smithsonionian
j30jjtl
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>The original comment is a blatant violation of the socialjerking/politics clause, but I'm just here for stuff like >If you get the core to a mathematical optimum, which Common Lisp is because it (effectively) contains a superset of virtually all computing and mathematical ideas ever invented<|eor|><|sor|>What? Uj: What the fuck?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
27
programmingcirclejerk
BillyIII
j2zago5
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>New copypasta just dropped. with unjerk as status: I'm worried he's going to delete this gem of a comment. Am I allowed to copy it and if so where should I put it?<|eor|><|sor|>/r/pcjcopypasta maybe.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
25
programmingcirclejerk
ItsAllAboutTheL1Bro
j2zw6jd
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>> The hyperspec is the single time in human history where we ended up with a technical document that, while birthed by mostly a political process, was ultimately birthed by the brightest minds who understood they stood on the shoulders of giants and their technical insight ossified into a document that is NOT an example of perfect. It is an example of the optimum possible through the human condition [BEHOLD THE OPTIMUM POSSIBLE THROUGH THE HUMAN CONDITION](http://www.lispworks.com/documentation/HyperSpec/Front/index.htm)<|eor|><|sor|>>A text only version is available<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
24
programmingcirclejerk
n3f4s
j30vany
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>> Programming literally is math. Everything you write is translated to 1s and 0s Nothing more to add, it's just facts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
23
programmingcirclejerk
Schmittfried
j31l82v
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj >The answer is no. No we don't. Once you have discovered math you have discovered math. Math doesn't get stale, doesn't get old and doesn't change because it either works or it doesn't. That guy obviously has no knowledge about maths history. Bullshit like this is one of the reasons math should be taught chronologically / with historical context instead building it from the ground up. All the context for why abstractions were created the way they are is lost on students with the current method.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
19
programmingcirclejerk
quakquakquak
j302hld
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>> The hyperspec is the single time in human history where we ended up with a technical document that, while birthed by mostly a political process, was ultimately birthed by the brightest minds who understood they stood on the shoulders of giants and their technical insight ossified into a document that is NOT an example of perfect. It is an example of the optimum possible through the human condition [BEHOLD THE OPTIMUM POSSIBLE THROUGH THE HUMAN CONDITION](http://www.lispworks.com/documentation/HyperSpec/Front/index.htm)<|eor|><|sor|>crying and shaking rn<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
17
programmingcirclejerk
Badel2
j31lwui
<|sols|><|sot|>Just no, no, no, no. F*CK you and everyone that thinks like you. Here is why:<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/lisp/comments/102lk5i/comment/j2u3mel/<|eol|><|sor|>/uj >The answer is no. No we don't. Once you have discovered math you have discovered math. Math doesn't get stale, doesn't get old and doesn't change because it either works or it doesn't. That guy obviously has no knowledge about maths history. Bullshit like this is one of the reasons math should be taught chronologically / with historical context instead building it from the ground up. All the context for why abstractions were created the way they are is lost on students with the current method.<|eor|><|sor|>1 is a prime number and everyone who claims otherwise is wrong, and is just trying to push their grand garbage dumps of ideological bullshit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
16
programmingcirclejerk
sadclass08
pc2l1k
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
162
programmingcirclejerk
geggleto
hag3nmk
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|sor|>1.3Mb is rookie numbers. Next time your in JIRA open up network inspector and see the hellscape that is atlassian products. The last time i opened jira it was 50mb of json<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
116
programmingcirclejerk
Badel2
hag8klt
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|sor|>1.3Mb is rookie numbers. Next time your in JIRA open up network inspector and see the hellscape that is atlassian products. The last time i opened jira it was 50mb of json<|eor|><|sor|>It's 1.3 MB uncompressed, the transferred size is only around 187.69 KB, which is completely acceptable. But they should rewrite it in Rust and compile it to webassembly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
83
programmingcirclejerk
fp_weenie
hagdawt
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|sor|>where's the jerk? this is true.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
57
programmingcirclejerk
sadclass08
haftzkd
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|soopr|>Ah yes using json to make it web scale<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
55
programmingcirclejerk
LloydAtkinson
hag8ga9
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|sor|>1.3Mb is rookie numbers. Next time your in JIRA open up network inspector and see the hellscape that is atlassian products. The last time i opened jira it was 50mb of json<|eor|><|sor|>Stop, the article is depressing enough I cant cope with thinking even more about atlassian crapware<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
38
programmingcirclejerk
angry_mr_potato_head
hagvhs8
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|sor|>> But surely this could be handled in a more sensible way, like a regex?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
34
programmingcirclejerk
joahw
haher3h
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|sor|>where's the jerk? this is true.<|eor|><|sor|>Overloading end users' electricity bill to own the libs<|eor|><|sor|>why use expensive server resources when client resources are free?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33
programmingcirclejerk
GOPHERS_GONE_WILD
hagq91r
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|sor|>Static linking for webshits.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
26
programmingcirclejerk
NiceTerm
hahroup
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|sor|>where's the jerk? this is true.<|eor|><|sor|>Overloading end users' electricity bill to own the libs<|eor|><|sor|>why use expensive server resources when client resources are free?<|eor|><|sor|>Thats why I do client side authentication.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
26
programmingcirclejerk
camelCaseIsWebScale
hag4my1
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|sor|>1.3Mb is rookie numbers. Next time your in JIRA open up network inspector and see the hellscape that is atlassian products. The last time i opened jira it was 50mb of json<|eor|><|sor|>I can believe this. /uj I recall reddit API responses being 1MB<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
22
programmingcirclejerk
usernameqwerty005
hah9lyn
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|sor|>This is what serverless is all about<|eor|><|sor|>Download Internet? No! Instead train an AI to guess the content of each page. A seed should enough.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
21
programmingcirclejerk
Badel2
hahesom
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|sor|>where's the jerk? this is true.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't get it either. Using a traditional method like one POST per number would make the number of requests O(n). But they are sending all the data to the client so that the number of requests is O(1). Super smart, and they save a lot of pointless bandwidth thanks to CDN cache.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
17
programmingcirclejerk
threeys
hagz87n
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|sor|>This is what serverless is all about<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
programmingcirclejerk
FinJoTheGreat
hagpq5c
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|sor|>1.3Mb is rookie numbers. Next time your in JIRA open up network inspector and see the hellscape that is atlassian products. The last time i opened jira it was 50mb of json<|eor|><|sor|>By my calculations, Jira employs 38.46xers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
programmingcirclejerk
lkraider
hahwlgm
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|sor|>where's the jerk? this is true.<|eor|><|sor|>Overloading end users' electricity bill to own the libs<|eor|><|sor|>why use expensive server resources when client resources are free?<|eor|><|sor|>Thats why I do client side authentication.<|eor|><|sor|>Its Rust compiled in webassembly so you know its safe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
14
programmingcirclejerk
earthisunderattack
hai3hjf
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|sor|>1.3Mb is rookie numbers. Next time your in JIRA open up network inspector and see the hellscape that is atlassian products. The last time i opened jira it was 50mb of json<|eor|><|sor|>Stop, the article is depressing enough I cant cope with thinking even more about atlassian crapware<|eor|><|sor|>Is there a brave circlejerk startup with the capacity to provide us with a better alternative?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
13
programmingcirclejerk
ComfortablyBalanced
hahqf53
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|sor|>1.3Mb is rookie numbers. Next time your in JIRA open up network inspector and see the hellscape that is atlassian products. The last time i opened jira it was 50mb of json<|eor|><|sor|>It's 1.3 MB uncompressed, the transferred size is only around 187.69 KB, which is completely acceptable. But they should rewrite it in Rust and compile it to webassembly.<|eor|><|sor|>At this point I'm not even surprised if someone even propose that we should do everything in binary instead of more high level languages and assembly!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8
programmingcirclejerk
LlamaChair
hagwjt8
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|sor|>1.3Mb is rookie numbers. Next time your in JIRA open up network inspector and see the hellscape that is atlassian products. The last time i opened jira it was 50mb of json<|eor|><|sor|>Where I work it got so out of hand we now have 3 JIRA instances for our projects and it's still incredibly slow. You can also make some of the drop downs populate the wrong input if you click around a bit while creating a JIRA.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7
programmingcirclejerk
nop37
hak2rwh
<|sols|><|sot|>Because no one knows how to build a sensible web service any more, the page loads a 1.3MB JSON file containing every number that Barclays has.<|eot|><|sol|>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/05/the-74000-numbers-of-barclays-bank/<|eol|><|sor|>1.3Mb is rookie numbers. Next time your in JIRA open up network inspector and see the hellscape that is atlassian products. The last time i opened jira it was 50mb of json<|eor|><|sor|>Stop, the article is depressing enough I cant cope with thinking even more about atlassian crapware<|eor|><|sor|>Is there a brave circlejerk startup with the capacity to provide us with a better alternative?<|eor|><|sor|>Going to start up a stationery company and sell notebooks. Market research indicates we should include cute stickers to put on the front. Look for me in YC 2022.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7
programmingcirclejerk
OverjoyedToe
ogtfjj
<|sols|><|sot|>When everything gets too much, and I start to resent my computer, I fire up Scheme and write a few simple programs. It's like taking your girlfriend to the spot where you first met. Only different. Okay not similar at all. But kind of. Maybe.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/o4lcvy/why_you_cant_safely_and_automatically_refactor/h2jaa2j/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
162
programmingcirclejerk
sidrkrulz
h4lc7gt
<|sols|><|sot|>When everything gets too much, and I start to resent my computer, I fire up Scheme and write a few simple programs. It's like taking your girlfriend to the spot where you first met. Only different. Okay not similar at all. But kind of. Maybe.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/o4lcvy/why_you_cant_safely_and_automatically_refactor/h2jaa2j/<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah this man has never touched a woman<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
71
programmingcirclejerk
OverjoyedToe
h4kv9yr
<|sols|><|sot|>When everything gets too much, and I start to resent my computer, I fire up Scheme and write a few simple programs. It's like taking your girlfriend to the spot where you first met. Only different. Okay not similar at all. But kind of. Maybe.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/o4lcvy/why_you_cant_safely_and_automatically_refactor/h2jaa2j/<|eol|><|soopr|>This sounds like cheating, not quite, but almost.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
54
programmingcirclejerk
OctagonClock
h4lczqh
<|sols|><|sot|>When everything gets too much, and I start to resent my computer, I fire up Scheme and write a few simple programs. It's like taking your girlfriend to the spot where you first met. Only different. Okay not similar at all. But kind of. Maybe.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/o4lcvy/why_you_cant_safely_and_automatically_refactor/h2jaa2j/<|eol|><|sor|>Unfortunately Scheme can't step on my face.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
52
programmingcirclejerk
15rthughes
h4l2diz
<|sols|><|sot|>When everything gets too much, and I start to resent my computer, I fire up Scheme and write a few simple programs. It's like taking your girlfriend to the spot where you first met. Only different. Okay not similar at all. But kind of. Maybe.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/o4lcvy/why_you_cant_safely_and_automatically_refactor/h2jaa2j/<|eol|><|sor|>Have sex.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
38
programmingcirclejerk
camelCaseIsWebScale
h4l9xah
<|sols|><|sot|>When everything gets too much, and I start to resent my computer, I fire up Scheme and write a few simple programs. It's like taking your girlfriend to the spot where you first met. Only different. Okay not similar at all. But kind of. Maybe.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/o4lcvy/why_you_cant_safely_and_automatically_refactor/h2jaa2j/<|eol|><|sor|>Have sex.<|eor|><|sor|>Dare of you to assume his girlfriend is not `null`.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
27
programmingcirclejerk
camelCaseIsWebScale
h4kzn20
<|sols|><|sot|>When everything gets too much, and I start to resent my computer, I fire up Scheme and write a few simple programs. It's like taking your girlfriend to the spot where you first met. Only different. Okay not similar at all. But kind of. Maybe.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/o4lcvy/why_you_cant_safely_and_automatically_refactor/h2jaa2j/<|eol|><|sor|>Is the point about scheme or simple programs?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
25
programmingcirclejerk
defunkydrummer
h4m3ziz
<|sols|><|sot|>When everything gets too much, and I start to resent my computer, I fire up Scheme and write a few simple programs. It's like taking your girlfriend to the spot where you first met. Only different. Okay not similar at all. But kind of. Maybe.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/o4lcvy/why_you_cant_safely_and_automatically_refactor/h2jaa2j/<|eol|><|sor|>>Scheme "hygienic macros" = "abstinence-only safe sex"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
24
programmingcirclejerk
doomvox
h4lqa5a
<|sols|><|sot|>When everything gets too much, and I start to resent my computer, I fire up Scheme and write a few simple programs. It's like taking your girlfriend to the spot where you first met. Only different. Okay not similar at all. But kind of. Maybe.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/o4lcvy/why_you_cant_safely_and_automatically_refactor/h2jaa2j/<|eol|><|sor|>What I like to do is break out an old 8088-based PC and try to write software in Turbo Pascal using MS-DOS 2.0 system calls to do any file-system manipulation-- then I get frustrated, start bickering and demand a divorce all over again. Brings back memories.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
20
programmingcirclejerk
GOPHERS_GONE_WILD
h4lurs9
<|sols|><|sot|>When everything gets too much, and I start to resent my computer, I fire up Scheme and write a few simple programs. It's like taking your girlfriend to the spot where you first met. Only different. Okay not similar at all. But kind of. Maybe.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/o4lcvy/why_you_cant_safely_and_automatically_refactor/h2jaa2j/<|eol|><|sor|>Unfortunately Scheme can't step on my face.<|eor|><|sor|>Just write a macro for that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
20
programmingcirclejerk
defunkydrummer
h4mfhn7
<|sols|><|sot|>When everything gets too much, and I start to resent my computer, I fire up Scheme and write a few simple programs. It's like taking your girlfriend to the spot where you first met. Only different. Okay not similar at all. But kind of. Maybe.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/o4lcvy/why_you_cant_safely_and_automatically_refactor/h2jaa2j/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>>Scheme is love, scheme is life. /uj Scheme is love, Scheme is life Scheme= Love Lisp = Love and sex Clojure = Crack whore<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
16
programmingcirclejerk
defunkydrummer
h4mfbzj
<|sols|><|sot|>When everything gets too much, and I start to resent my computer, I fire up Scheme and write a few simple programs. It's like taking your girlfriend to the spot where you first met. Only different. Okay not similar at all. But kind of. Maybe.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/o4lcvy/why_you_cant_safely_and_automatically_refactor/h2jaa2j/<|eol|><|sor|>Have sex.<|eor|><|sor|>>Have sex. To be fair, he has sex-pressions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
programmingcirclejerk
sidrkrulz
h4m8366
<|sols|><|sot|>When everything gets too much, and I start to resent my computer, I fire up Scheme and write a few simple programs. It's like taking your girlfriend to the spot where you first met. Only different. Okay not similar at all. But kind of. Maybe.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/o4lcvy/why_you_cant_safely_and_automatically_refactor/h2jaa2j/<|eol|><|sor|>Have sex.<|eor|><|sor|>Dare of you to assume his girlfriend is not `null`.<|eor|><|sor|>Classy losers have a girlfriend value of `Nothing`.<|eor|><|sor|>As an Apple fan my girlfriend value is in fact `nil`<|eor|><|sor|>Tfw gf is an optional<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
14
programmingcirclejerk
32gbsd
h4l65w1
<|sols|><|sot|>When everything gets too much, and I start to resent my computer, I fire up Scheme and write a few simple programs. It's like taking your girlfriend to the spot where you first met. Only different. Okay not similar at all. But kind of. Maybe.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/o4lcvy/why_you_cant_safely_and_automatically_refactor/h2jaa2j/<|eol|><|sor|>I think his program/platform is so convoluted and mind boggling that he needs to keep going back to the start/starting over just to keep himself sane. And he doesnt realise this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
usernameqwerty005
h4lsyo6
<|sols|><|sot|>When everything gets too much, and I start to resent my computer, I fire up Scheme and write a few simple programs. It's like taking your girlfriend to the spot where you first met. Only different. Okay not similar at all. But kind of. Maybe.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/o4lcvy/why_you_cant_safely_and_automatically_refactor/h2jaa2j/<|eol|><|sor|>Unfortunately Scheme can't step on my face.<|eor|><|sor|>Sit?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
darthbarracuda
h4md1da
<|sols|><|sot|>When everything gets too much, and I start to resent my computer, I fire up Scheme and write a few simple programs. It's like taking your girlfriend to the spot where you first met. Only different. Okay not similar at all. But kind of. Maybe.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/o4lcvy/why_you_cant_safely_and_automatically_refactor/h2jaa2j/<|eol|><|sor|>10 bucks this guy masturbates to hentai<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Haugerud
h4lwxxo
<|sols|><|sot|>When everything gets too much, and I start to resent my computer, I fire up Scheme and write a few simple programs. It's like taking your girlfriend to the spot where you first met. Only different. Okay not similar at all. But kind of. Maybe.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/o4lcvy/why_you_cant_safely_and_automatically_refactor/h2jaa2j/<|eol|><|sor|>Have sex.<|eor|><|sor|>Dare of you to assume his girlfriend is not `null`.<|eor|><|sor|>Classy losers have a girlfriend value of `Nothing`.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
NiceTerm
h4o36tk
<|sols|><|sot|>When everything gets too much, and I start to resent my computer, I fire up Scheme and write a few simple programs. It's like taking your girlfriend to the spot where you first met. Only different. Okay not similar at all. But kind of. Maybe.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/o4lcvy/why_you_cant_safely_and_automatically_refactor/h2jaa2j/<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah this man has never touched a woman<|eor|><|sor|>They felt like sand<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
ProgVal
odn36w
<|sols|><|sot|>If a catastrophe was ever to occur, and humanity was resigned to a post-apocalyptic world, closed source software and secretive information would be lost or unusable. [...] The inability to disable unnecessary animations, transparency, and other effects, would make the software practically unusable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/freesoftware/comments/odixws/the_real_importance_of_open_source/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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duckbill_principate
h41a0bk
<|sols|><|sot|>If a catastrophe was ever to occur, and humanity was resigned to a post-apocalyptic world, closed source software and secretive information would be lost or unusable. [...] The inability to disable unnecessary animations, transparency, and other effects, would make the software practically unusable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/freesoftware/comments/odixws/the_real_importance_of_open_source/<|eol|><|sor|>> The inability [on an iPhone] to disable unnecessary animations, transparency, and other effects, would make the software practically unusable even if a method of installing it on a different system was discovered. Among the first-class concerns of a post-apocalyptic world such as uncontrolled nuclear weapons, the scarcity of key medicines like insulin and antibiotics, and reliable food and energy sources, Im glad some visionaries are ensuring we dont miss sight of equally important concerns like UI animations and texture compositing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Chillbrosaurus_Rex
h41gke5
<|sols|><|sot|>If a catastrophe was ever to occur, and humanity was resigned to a post-apocalyptic world, closed source software and secretive information would be lost or unusable. [...] The inability to disable unnecessary animations, transparency, and other effects, would make the software practically unusable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/freesoftware/comments/odixws/the_real_importance_of_open_source/<|eol|><|sor|>> The inability [on an iPhone] to disable unnecessary animations, transparency, and other effects, would make the software practically unusable even if a method of installing it on a different system was discovered. Among the first-class concerns of a post-apocalyptic world such as uncontrolled nuclear weapons, the scarcity of key medicines like insulin and antibiotics, and reliable food and energy sources, Im glad some visionaries are ensuring we dont miss sight of equally important concerns like UI animations and texture compositing.<|eor|><|sor|>Obviously the tribe that I become a chieftain of will be worrying about such mundane topics as "ability to eat," while they understand I pursue far more important topics of User Experience. Their work may be necessary for survival. My ability to fix iphone apps will let us *live.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
muntaxitome
h41q4ul
<|sols|><|sot|>If a catastrophe was ever to occur, and humanity was resigned to a post-apocalyptic world, closed source software and secretive information would be lost or unusable. [...] The inability to disable unnecessary animations, transparency, and other effects, would make the software practically unusable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/freesoftware/comments/odixws/the_real_importance_of_open_source/<|eol|><|sor|>Nerds gonna die quickly in the apocalypse anyway. Most programmers I know would probably die within 14 days of a power and water outage to their flat. Their odds in a fist fight or gunfight would be abysmal. What are they going to do? Bunny hop to their opponent? You have some awesome programmers like John Carmack that are also bone fide martial artists and rocket scientists. Obviously Carmack is going to survive the apocalypse, but you think he will want to live in a world without animation and effects? Give me a break.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
mizzu704
h427ga5
<|sols|><|sot|>If a catastrophe was ever to occur, and humanity was resigned to a post-apocalyptic world, closed source software and secretive information would be lost or unusable. [...] The inability to disable unnecessary animations, transparency, and other effects, would make the software practically unusable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/freesoftware/comments/odixws/the_real_importance_of_open_source/<|eol|><|sor|>> The inability [on an iPhone] to disable unnecessary animations, transparency, and other effects, would make the software practically unusable even if a method of installing it on a different system was discovered. Among the first-class concerns of a post-apocalyptic world such as uncontrolled nuclear weapons, the scarcity of key medicines like insulin and antibiotics, and reliable food and energy sources, Im glad some visionaries are ensuring we dont miss sight of equally important concerns like UI animations and texture compositing.<|eor|><|sor|>> As a systems hacker, you must be prepared to do savage things, unspeakable things, to kill runaway threads with your bare hands, to write directly to network ports using telnet and an old copy of an RFC that you found in the Vatican. When you debug systems code, there are no high-level debates about font choices and the best kind of turquoise, because this is the Old Testament, an angry and monochromatic world, and it doesnt matter whether your Arial is Bold or Condensed when people are covered in boils and pestilence and Egyptian pharaoh oppression. HCI people discover bugs by receiving a concerned email from their therapist. Systems people discover bugs by waking up and discovering that their first-born children are missing and ETIMEDOUT has been written in blood on the wall. /uj [source](https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1311_05-08_mickens.pdf)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
FinJoTheGreat
h41uhc8
<|sols|><|sot|>If a catastrophe was ever to occur, and humanity was resigned to a post-apocalyptic world, closed source software and secretive information would be lost or unusable. [...] The inability to disable unnecessary animations, transparency, and other effects, would make the software practically unusable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/freesoftware/comments/odixws/the_real_importance_of_open_source/<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: the apocalypse was caused by a shortage of unnecessary animations. Children everywhere were starved for lack of fade-in carousels.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
andiconda
h41rjd9
<|sols|><|sot|>If a catastrophe was ever to occur, and humanity was resigned to a post-apocalyptic world, closed source software and secretive information would be lost or unusable. [...] The inability to disable unnecessary animations, transparency, and other effects, would make the software practically unusable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/freesoftware/comments/odixws/the_real_importance_of_open_source/<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine running Android, Windows, or Mac during the apocalypse. Real programmers scavenger Z80's and run collapse OS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
32gbsd
h41pbeh
<|sols|><|sot|>If a catastrophe was ever to occur, and humanity was resigned to a post-apocalyptic world, closed source software and secretive information would be lost or unusable. [...] The inability to disable unnecessary animations, transparency, and other effects, would make the software practically unusable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/freesoftware/comments/odixws/the_real_importance_of_open_source/<|eol|><|sor|>So I guess..I should, wait what?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
VeganVagiVore
h432se8
<|sols|><|sot|>If a catastrophe was ever to occur, and humanity was resigned to a post-apocalyptic world, closed source software and secretive information would be lost or unusable. [...] The inability to disable unnecessary animations, transparency, and other effects, would make the software practically unusable<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/freesoftware/comments/odixws/the_real_importance_of_open_source/<|eol|><|sor|>> The inability [on an iPhone] to disable unnecessary animations, transparency, and other effects, would make the software practically unusable even if a method of installing it on a different system was discovered. Among the first-class concerns of a post-apocalyptic world such as uncontrolled nuclear weapons, the scarcity of key medicines like insulin and antibiotics, and reliable food and energy sources, Im glad some visionaries are ensuring we dont miss sight of equally important concerns like UI animations and texture compositing.<|eor|><|sor|>> As a systems hacker, you must be prepared to do savage things, unspeakable things, to kill runaway threads with your bare hands, to write directly to network ports using telnet and an old copy of an RFC that you found in the Vatican. When you debug systems code, there are no high-level debates about font choices and the best kind of turquoise, because this is the Old Testament, an angry and monochromatic world, and it doesnt matter whether your Arial is Bold or Condensed when people are covered in boils and pestilence and Egyptian pharaoh oppression. HCI people discover bugs by receiving a concerned email from their therapist. Systems people discover bugs by waking up and discovering that their first-born children are missing and ETIMEDOUT has been written in blood on the wall. /uj [source](https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1311_05-08_mickens.pdf)<|eor|><|sor|>> to write directly to network ports using telnet Big man, doing a thing that userspace is always allowed to do<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
HorstKugel
nztxwd
<|sols|><|sot|>I feel very productive in Rust because I'm making a lot of decisions, but most of the time most of the decisions are unrelated to solving the problem at hand<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/pretzelhammer/rust-blog/blob/master/posts/restful-api-in-sync-and-async-rust.md#rust-vs-js<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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