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programmingcirclejerk | Noxime | gqxrx5l | <|sols|><|sot|>Using C is an attack on your users, end of story.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/m4te42/comment/gqwkljj<|eol|><|sor|>Broken link? Where's the jerk?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | GOPHERS_GONE_WILD | gqy34fy | <|sols|><|sot|>Using C is an attack on your users, end of story.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/m4te42/comment/gqwkljj<|eol|><|sor|>REEEEEE DONT SAY THAT I'LL BE OUT OF A JOB BECAUSE I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW RUST WORKS!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | BlatantMediocrity | k61nii | <|sols|><|sot|>Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it's pointless to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and elitist. No novices asking stupid questions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dwm.suckless.org/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmingcirclejerk | LayYourFishOnMe | geiekob | <|sols|><|sot|>Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it's pointless to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and elitist. No novices asking stupid questions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dwm.suckless.org/<|eol|><|sor|>The people at suckless are incredible programmers. I mean, there are very few programmers who can write such simple code. Just remove features that make your code complicated, then brag about it and say how terrible other developers are for trying to make useful software. Have you seen how bloated gcc is? If the programmers at the FSF were as smart as the suckless developers they would easily be able to maintain elegant code over 30 years while supporting dozens of architectures and a half dozen languages. Idiots.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmingcirclejerk | BlatantMediocrity | geiisld | <|sols|><|sot|>Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it's pointless to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and elitist. No novices asking stupid questions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dwm.suckless.org/<|eol|><|sor|>The people at suckless are incredible programmers. I mean, there are very few programmers who can write such simple code. Just remove features that make your code complicated, then brag about it and say how terrible other developers are for trying to make useful software. Have you seen how bloated gcc is? If the programmers at the FSF were as smart as the suckless developers they would easily be able to maintain elegant code over 30 years while supporting dozens of architectures and a half dozen languages. Idiots.<|eor|><|soopr|>Thats why I run BSD. No features? No problems!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmingcirclejerk | ws-ilazki | geiugw4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it's pointless to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and elitist. No novices asking stupid questions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dwm.suckless.org/<|eol|><|sor|>No fair, jerking to suckless project stuff is like finding jerk material on Quora: it's too easy to be considered fair jerk. Basically anything written by them (code or comment) could be posted here otherwise.
I mean, they have an [irc client](https://tools.suckless.org/ii/) that works entirely by writing to/reading from named pipes. Anyone that thinks that's a good solution probably falls under the PCJ "crazy people" rule.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | xigoi | gej9qyj | <|sols|><|sot|>Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it's pointless to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and elitist. No novices asking stupid questions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dwm.suckless.org/<|eol|><|sor|>I made a program that you can configure by editing its source code. It's very lightweight at exactly 0 bytes and extremely flexible you can use any programming language and make it do anything you want.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmingcirclejerk | Beheddard | geifo53 | <|sols|><|sot|>Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it's pointless to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and elitist. No novices asking stupid questions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dwm.suckless.org/<|eol|><|sor|>I will continue to sneer down from the ivory tower as I architect even taller towers of abstraction using my Xmonad workstation you filthy Cniles. Elitist? *heh*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | BlatantMediocrity | gejb25y | <|sols|><|sot|>Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it's pointless to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and elitist. No novices asking stupid questions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dwm.suckless.org/<|eol|><|sor|>The people at suckless are incredible programmers. I mean, there are very few programmers who can write such simple code. Just remove features that make your code complicated, then brag about it and say how terrible other developers are for trying to make useful software. Have you seen how bloated gcc is? If the programmers at the FSF were as smart as the suckless developers they would easily be able to maintain elegant code over 30 years while supporting dozens of architectures and a half dozen languages. Idiots.<|eor|><|soopr|>Thats why I run BSD. No features? No problems!<|eoopr|><|sor|>systemd reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee<|eor|><|soopr|>If you arent manually turning on every single process your computer uses at boot time via `tcsh` scripts in a kernel module, whats even the point of running *nix?
Software has gone downhill since the 70s because people just dont understand what computers are for anymore.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | NynaevetialMeara | geip1qh | <|sols|><|sot|>Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it's pointless to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and elitist. No novices asking stupid questions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dwm.suckless.org/<|eol|><|sor|>The people at suckless are incredible programmers. I mean, there are very few programmers who can write such simple code. Just remove features that make your code complicated, then brag about it and say how terrible other developers are for trying to make useful software. Have you seen how bloated gcc is? If the programmers at the FSF were as smart as the suckless developers they would easily be able to maintain elegant code over 30 years while supporting dozens of architectures and a half dozen languages. Idiots.<|eor|><|soopr|>Thats why I run BSD. No features? No problems!<|eoopr|><|sor|>systemd reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | ws-ilazki | gej1x92 | <|sols|><|sot|>Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it's pointless to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and elitist. No novices asking stupid questions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dwm.suckless.org/<|eol|><|sor|>No fair, jerking to suckless project stuff is like finding jerk material on Quora: it's too easy to be considered fair jerk. Basically anything written by them (code or comment) could be posted here otherwise.
I mean, they have an [irc client](https://tools.suckless.org/ii/) that works entirely by writing to/reading from named pipes. Anyone that thinks that's a good solution probably falls under the PCJ "crazy people" rule.<|eor|><|sor|>I think it's a pretty cool solution, even if really impractical.<|eor|><|sor|>uj: Yeah it is, but it's definitely not "software that sucks less" and not a particularly usable minimal IRC client design. Still, it has its uses; I once used `ii` to bootstrap a quick-and-dirty irc bot before for random one-off job because it was quicker connect with `ii` and make a small script do some quick reads on a pipe.
But that's more of an example of how named pipes are cool than praise of `ii` itself. You can use shell redirection to point STDIN and STDOUT of a normal process to named pipes and then do the same kind of thing that way, too. I've done that before to make dumb server software (that only allowed interaction via stdin/stdout, lol) slightly less dumb.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | LiseKaramazov | geij5nc | <|sols|><|sot|>Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it's pointless to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and elitist. No novices asking stupid questions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dwm.suckless.org/<|eol|><|sor|>Window managers are bloat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | Treyzania | gej0q26 | <|sols|><|sot|>Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it's pointless to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and elitist. No novices asking stupid questions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dwm.suckless.org/<|eol|><|sor|>No fair, jerking to suckless project stuff is like finding jerk material on Quora: it's too easy to be considered fair jerk. Basically anything written by them (code or comment) could be posted here otherwise.
I mean, they have an [irc client](https://tools.suckless.org/ii/) that works entirely by writing to/reading from named pipes. Anyone that thinks that's a good solution probably falls under the PCJ "crazy people" rule.<|eor|><|sor|>I think it's a pretty cool solution, even if really impractical.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | ranisalt | geitrz7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it's pointless to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and elitist. No novices asking stupid questions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dwm.suckless.org/<|eol|><|sor|>Window managers are bloat.<|eor|><|sor|>lol graphics<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | republitard_2 | gek8in6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it's pointless to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and elitist. No novices asking stupid questions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dwm.suckless.org/<|eol|><|sor|>The people at suckless are incredible programmers. I mean, there are very few programmers who can write such simple code. Just remove features that make your code complicated, then brag about it and say how terrible other developers are for trying to make useful software. Have you seen how bloated gcc is? If the programmers at the FSF were as smart as the suckless developers they would easily be able to maintain elegant code over 30 years while supporting dozens of architectures and a half dozen languages. Idiots.<|eor|><|sor|>Why does GCC have command-line arguments? Just edit some #defines in config.h to set the input and output files and then bootstrap with your prebuilt GCC that's been configured to compile GCC. Let's keep the C compiler userbase small and elitist.<|eor|><|sor|>Simplicity isn't just to keep the plebes out. Parsing command line arguments is a waste of precious CPU cycles, and it's the top of the slippery slope that ends at Electron.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | Treyzania | gejbo54 | <|sols|><|sot|>Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it's pointless to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and elitist. No novices asking stupid questions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dwm.suckless.org/<|eol|><|sor|>No fair, jerking to suckless project stuff is like finding jerk material on Quora: it's too easy to be considered fair jerk. Basically anything written by them (code or comment) could be posted here otherwise.
I mean, they have an [irc client](https://tools.suckless.org/ii/) that works entirely by writing to/reading from named pipes. Anyone that thinks that's a good solution probably falls under the PCJ "crazy people" rule.<|eor|><|sor|>I think it's a pretty cool solution, even if really impractical.<|eor|><|sor|>uj: Yeah it is, but it's definitely not "software that sucks less" and not a particularly usable minimal IRC client design. Still, it has its uses; I once used `ii` to bootstrap a quick-and-dirty irc bot before for random one-off job because it was quicker connect with `ii` and make a small script do some quick reads on a pipe.
But that's more of an example of how named pipes are cool than praise of `ii` itself. You can use shell redirection to point STDIN and STDOUT of a normal process to named pipes and then do the same kind of thing that way, too. I've done that before to make dumb server software (that only allowed interaction via stdin/stdout, lol) slightly less dumb.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah that's a lot of what it was for. A significant portion of their philosophy is aggressive adherence to the unixy goals, so designing `ii` to be amenable to writing IRC bots as shell scripts is exactly in line with that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | gej31vx | <|sols|><|sot|>Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it's pointless to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and elitist. No novices asking stupid questions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://dwm.suckless.org/<|eol|><|sor|>I will continue to sneer down from the ivory tower as I architect even taller towers of abstraction using my Xmonad workstation you filthy Cniles. Elitist? *heh*<|eor|><|sor|>> as I architect even taller towers of abstraction using my Xmonad workstation
literally me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | momonga | io8dqt | <|sols|><|sot|>Congratulations. I have just tossed your resume in the "no" pile and am muttering to myself about how kids like you are what's wrong with this industry and why I have to retrain every engineer I do hire.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/If-advanced-algorithms-and-data-structures-are-never-used-in-industry-then-why-learn-them/answer/Jerason-Banes<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | g4cee5k | <|sols|><|sot|>Congratulations. I have just tossed your resume in the "no" pile and am muttering to myself about how kids like you are what's wrong with this industry and why I have to retrain every engineer I do hire.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/If-advanced-algorithms-and-data-structures-are-never-used-in-industry-then-why-learn-them/answer/Jerason-Banes<|eol|><|sor|>> Senior Principal Architect
Can you go any higher than this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmingcirclejerk | ShirkingDemiurge | g4cf73c | <|sols|><|sot|>Congratulations. I have just tossed your resume in the "no" pile and am muttering to myself about how kids like you are what's wrong with this industry and why I have to retrain every engineer I do hire.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/If-advanced-algorithms-and-data-structures-are-never-used-in-industry-then-why-learn-them/answer/Jerason-Banes<|eol|><|sor|>> Senior Principal Architect
Can you go any higher than this?<|eor|><|sor|>Lead Senior Principal Architect<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmingcirclejerk | defunkydrummer | g4c6cs2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Congratulations. I have just tossed your resume in the "no" pile and am muttering to myself about how kids like you are what's wrong with this industry and why I have to retrain every engineer I do hire.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/If-advanced-algorithms-and-data-structures-are-never-used-in-industry-then-why-learn-them/answer/Jerason-Banes<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
Well, mostly he is based. I guess the jerk is in his "petabyte-scale" boast?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmingcirclejerk | G3Kappa | g4cntmo | <|sols|><|sot|>Congratulations. I have just tossed your resume in the "no" pile and am muttering to myself about how kids like you are what's wrong with this industry and why I have to retrain every engineer I do hire.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/If-advanced-algorithms-and-data-structures-are-never-used-in-industry-then-why-learn-them/answer/Jerason-Banes<|eol|><|sor|>If you ask a question like this you better not be actually working as a professional or I will find you.
/uj
If you ask a question like this you better not be actually working as a professional or I will find you.<|eor|><|sor|>And then what?<|eor|><|sor|>Sort you, or even fold you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | angry_mr_potato_head | g4cze11 | <|sols|><|sot|>Congratulations. I have just tossed your resume in the "no" pile and am muttering to myself about how kids like you are what's wrong with this industry and why I have to retrain every engineer I do hire.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/If-advanced-algorithms-and-data-structures-are-never-used-in-industry-then-why-learn-them/answer/Jerason-Banes<|eol|><|sor|>There are a few super-difficult questions in the phone screen that I don't actually expect you to get. They're there to entice you about the things you will learn working for me.<|eor|><|sor|>> Now all I need to do is ask my engineers to write some query code against these structu... Damn. One of them just tried to load the entire set into memory and blew the stack on the entire infrastructure. We're rolling back his code. He's saying that the code worked in his testing and he doesn't understand why it failed. I shake my head, take him to the whiteboard and explain the concept behind memory being like a data reservoir that can only hold so much. A straight pipe through (i.e. Streaming) is limited only by time (rate of data movement) rather than capacity.
> He says he understands and will avoid that mistake next time. Maybe he will, may he won't. The mental capacity to handle complex computational problems is rare. Many people exhibit the potential, few realize it. Especially in this world of silly ideas like "why do I need to learn data structures and algorithms?"
> I may ultimately have to fire him. Which is too bad because I otherwise like him. He just can't do the job.
Only a true 10xer knows about the excruciatingly advanced topic of a for loop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | GOPHERS_GONE_WILD | g4cummc | <|sols|><|sot|>Congratulations. I have just tossed your resume in the "no" pile and am muttering to myself about how kids like you are what's wrong with this industry and why I have to retrain every engineer I do hire.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/If-advanced-algorithms-and-data-structures-are-never-used-in-industry-then-why-learn-them/answer/Jerason-Banes<|eol|><|sor|>> If you can solve a TopCoder problem in 2 minutes, or several difficult ones on ACM under 5h then chances are that you will be able to understand mumbling of the product owner and create a good technical specification with nice architecture and neatly implement it, meanwhile explaining flaws of the original functional specification to the product owner in a comprehensive, basic way. I believe that these 10 years of programming competitions was what made a difference between being a programmer and being an architect.<|eor|><|sor|>Solving obscure number theory problems is literally the same as having softskills. Those 200 line solutions give you a whole lot of experience writing maintainable code, too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | g4csbc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Congratulations. I have just tossed your resume in the "no" pile and am muttering to myself about how kids like you are what's wrong with this industry and why I have to retrain every engineer I do hire.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/If-advanced-algorithms-and-data-structures-are-never-used-in-industry-then-why-learn-them/answer/Jerason-Banes<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
Well, mostly he is based. I guess the jerk is in his "petabyte-scale" boast?<|eor|><|sor|>His work is very, very important.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | _souphanousinphone_ | g4chwe7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Congratulations. I have just tossed your resume in the "no" pile and am muttering to myself about how kids like you are what's wrong with this industry and why I have to retrain every engineer I do hire.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/If-advanced-algorithms-and-data-structures-are-never-used-in-industry-then-why-learn-them/answer/Jerason-Banes<|eol|><|sor|>He's not wrong. It was an idiotic question.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | angry_mr_potato_head | g4ctrg7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Congratulations. I have just tossed your resume in the "no" pile and am muttering to myself about how kids like you are what's wrong with this industry and why I have to retrain every engineer I do hire.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/If-advanced-algorithms-and-data-structures-are-never-used-in-industry-then-why-learn-them/answer/Jerason-Banes<|eol|><|sor|>There are a few super-difficult questions in the phone screen that I don't actually expect you to get. They're there to entice you about the things you will learn working for me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | defunkydrummer | g4cwbxk | <|sols|><|sot|>Congratulations. I have just tossed your resume in the "no" pile and am muttering to myself about how kids like you are what's wrong with this industry and why I have to retrain every engineer I do hire.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/If-advanced-algorithms-and-data-structures-are-never-used-in-industry-then-why-learn-them/answer/Jerason-Banes<|eol|><|sor|>/uj
Well, mostly he is based. I guess the jerk is in his "petabyte-scale" boast?<|eor|><|sor|>His work is very, very important.<|eor|><|sor|>DAE petabyte-scale CRUD?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | SphericalMicrowave | g4d7wfa | <|sols|><|sot|>Congratulations. I have just tossed your resume in the "no" pile and am muttering to myself about how kids like you are what's wrong with this industry and why I have to retrain every engineer I do hire.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/If-advanced-algorithms-and-data-structures-are-never-used-in-industry-then-why-learn-them/answer/Jerason-Banes<|eol|><|sor|>> Senior Principal Architect
Can you go any higher than this?<|eor|><|sor|>Oracle Lawyer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | three18ti | g4egrfu | <|sols|><|sot|>Congratulations. I have just tossed your resume in the "no" pile and am muttering to myself about how kids like you are what's wrong with this industry and why I have to retrain every engineer I do hire.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/If-advanced-algorithms-and-data-structures-are-never-used-in-industry-then-why-learn-them/answer/Jerason-Banes<|eol|><|sor|>He's not wrong. It was an idiotic question.<|eor|><|sor|>Is it though? Dude sounds like an elitist. Plenty of decent jobs where u don't need to know djikstras algo or how to write a linked list from scratch.
Not all programming jobs actually require computer science level knowledge. May not be the type of job you or this dude wants but there are plenty people who are cool doing that type of work and live a happy life making a decent living. Not everyone is trying to be Albert Einstein it show off how smart they are like this asshole.<|eor|><|sor|>/unjerk
In my experience, the most fun and best paying programming jobs do require this type of knowledge. Having worked in the sorts of areas where this type of knowledge is necessary, I find myself agreeing with a number of his points.
You are correct in asserting that not all programming jobs require this level of knowledge, but I would direct you towards the author's statement that the best paying and most fun jobs do. Also in my experience, these are the sorts of programming jobs that tend to require a CS or related degree. IMO, a lot of developer positions that simply boil down to spitting out code and features without needing to understand advanced CS principles could be done by someone with a two year degree in the area. I sometimes wonder how long it will take for much of the field to resemble the trades, where students get a two year degree if they are going into a simple development role.<|eor|><|sor|>You can have good points AND not be a wanker.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | MCRusher | g4dfec9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Congratulations. I have just tossed your resume in the "no" pile and am muttering to myself about how kids like you are what's wrong with this industry and why I have to retrain every engineer I do hire.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/If-advanced-algorithms-and-data-structures-are-never-used-in-industry-then-why-learn-them/answer/Jerason-Banes<|eol|><|sor|>> Senior Principal Architect
Can you go any higher than this?<|eor|><|sor|>President of Programming<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | WasabiofIP | g4ckxjr | <|sols|><|sot|>Congratulations. I have just tossed your resume in the "no" pile and am muttering to myself about how kids like you are what's wrong with this industry and why I have to retrain every engineer I do hire.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/If-advanced-algorithms-and-data-structures-are-never-used-in-industry-then-why-learn-them/answer/Jerason-Banes<|eol|><|sor|>> Senior Principal Architect
Can you go any higher than this?<|eor|><|sor|>Lead Senior Principal Architect<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot the Staff level. Lead Staff Senior Principal Architect<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah well I'm a Double Lead Staff Senior Principal Architect<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | moon-chilled | iinkmu | <|sols|><|sot|>Github sadly won't create a diff for the files because it's "too large". But I only edited 46.285 files. That's like a small to medium sized npm project.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/torvalds/linux/pull/779#issuecomment-577879015<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmingcirclejerk | vistandsforwaifu | g37xexx | <|sols|><|sot|>Github sadly won't create a diff for the files because it's "too large". But I only edited 46.285 files. That's like a small to medium sized npm project.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/torvalds/linux/pull/779#issuecomment-577879015<|eol|><|sor|>Can't jerk, that's like a small to medium sized npm project.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmingcirclejerk | affectation_man | g381tld | <|sols|><|sot|>Github sadly won't create a diff for the files because it's "too large". But I only edited 46.285 files. That's like a small to medium sized npm project.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/torvalds/linux/pull/779#issuecomment-577879015<|eol|><|sor|>So this is the famous German humour I've been hearing about<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmingcirclejerk | threeys | g38urja | <|sols|><|sot|>Github sadly won't create a diff for the files because it's "too large". But I only edited 46.285 files. That's like a small to medium sized npm project.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/torvalds/linux/pull/779#issuecomment-577879015<|eol|><|sor|>> It ain't a cool joke at all.
Your little joke has rightly offended this coder at a very deep level. Maybe think twice about who youre hurting next time you make light of something as serious as the Linux kernel<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | mnmmnmmnmnnmnnnnm | g37ze3e | <|sols|><|sot|>Github sadly won't create a diff for the files because it's "too large". But I only edited 46.285 files. That's like a small to medium sized npm project.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/torvalds/linux/pull/779#issuecomment-577879015<|eol|><|sor|>Can't jerk, that's like a small to medium sized npm project.<|eor|><|sor|>Can't jerk, that's like 46.285 medium to large sized npm packages.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | 32gbsd | g38v9rh | <|sols|><|sot|>Github sadly won't create a diff for the files because it's "too large". But I only edited 46.285 files. That's like a small to medium sized npm project.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/torvalds/linux/pull/779#issuecomment-577879015<|eol|><|sor|>Those euro numbers get me every time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | 32gbsd | g38yd92 | <|sols|><|sot|>Github sadly won't create a diff for the files because it's "too large". But I only edited 46.285 files. That's like a small to medium sized npm project.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/torvalds/linux/pull/779#issuecomment-577879015<|eol|><|sor|>There seems to a growing dependancy on git by modern web coders. Its either because they are writing tonnes of pointless code or its because so much of the code is api wrappers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | loics2 | g38xbtc | <|sols|><|sot|>Github sadly won't create a diff for the files because it's "too large". But I only edited 46.285 files. That's like a small to medium sized npm project.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/torvalds/linux/pull/779#issuecomment-577879015<|eol|><|sor|>Those euro numbers get me every time<|eor|><|sor|>That's not even euro number, it would be 46'285. I guess he just modified roughly 47 files.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | Amenemhab | g39oshk | <|sols|><|sot|>Github sadly won't create a diff for the files because it's "too large". But I only edited 46.285 files. That's like a small to medium sized npm project.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/torvalds/linux/pull/779#issuecomment-577879015<|eol|><|sor|>Those euro numbers get me every time<|eor|><|sor|>That's not even euro number, it would be 46'285. I guess he just modified roughly 47 files.<|eor|><|sor|>It depends on the country.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | psaldorn | g39ziaf | <|sols|><|sot|>Github sadly won't create a diff for the files because it's "too large". But I only edited 46.285 files. That's like a small to medium sized npm project.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/torvalds/linux/pull/779#issuecomment-577879015<|eol|><|sor|>Those euro numbers get me every time<|eor|><|sor|>That's not even euro number, it would be 46'285. I guess he just modified roughly 47 files.<|eor|><|sor|>How do pronounce a number contraction?<|eor|><|sor|>47'nth<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | 32gbsd | g3aa8cd | <|sols|><|sot|>Github sadly won't create a diff for the files because it's "too large". But I only edited 46.285 files. That's like a small to medium sized npm project.<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/torvalds/linux/pull/779#issuecomment-577879015<|eol|><|sor|>There seems to a growing dependancy on git by modern web coders. Its either because they are writing tonnes of pointless code or its because so much of the code is api wrappers.<|eor|><|sor|>What exactly do those 2 things have to do with git? And what is your preferred version control system? CVS?<|eor|><|sor|>If you write tonnes of pointless code then you wont understand how they are related.<|eor|><|sor|>Still dont really understand what that has to do with using git. Git is for version control. It allows for parallel development of different features among many other very useful features. But none of those features has anything to do with keeping track of what code is related to any other code any more than a directory does. If you can provide an example of what you mean maybe Ill understand it better.<|eor|><|sor|>Someone else maybe in a better place to explain it. Its deep jerk.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | moon-chilled | hazrlv | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider V to easily be the best-designed programming language that exists.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/nfjifq/v_update_june_2020#c_vuofat<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmingcirclejerk | acedened | fv5wvmq | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider V to easily be the best-designed programming language that exists.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/nfjifq/v_update_june_2020#c_vuofat<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, the only thing left is implementation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmingcirclejerk | MarMathia | fv6i33m | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider V to easily be the best-designed programming language that exists.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/nfjifq/v_update_june_2020#c_vuofat<|eol|><|sor|>Vs source code cured my imposter syndrome.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmingcirclejerk | iEliteTester | fv6cn9o | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider V to easily be the best-designed programming language that exists.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/nfjifq/v_update_june_2020#c_vuofat<|eol|><|sor|><jerk|unjerk> This post send me down a rabbit hole of reading about V and from what I read it looked really cool, then I went to try the online playground and...
https://imgur.com/gIOUwrI
yeah.. no.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | F54280 | fv671ku | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider V to easily be the best-designed programming language that exists.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/nfjifq/v_update_june_2020#c_vuofat<|eol|><|sor|>> I consider V to easily be the best-designed programming language that *doesnt* exist.
Et voil, FTFY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmingcirclejerk | OctagonClock | fv6g44m | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider V to easily be the best-designed programming language that exists.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/nfjifq/v_update_june_2020#c_vuofat<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Maybe it's a sign of the times. The more bold and absurd your claim, the more certain your devout followers will believe that they are correct.
There's plenty of room for different programming languages. And while I don't believe that each one has its optimal use case (I don't believe most languages are *different enough* to warrant such a claim,) I can't see any reason to complain about people liking other languages. But if you tell me today that you are making a programming language, I will assume one of the following:
1. It's a toy project for you to educate yourself.
2. It's a research project for you to explore some idea.
3. You're one of those people who is perpetually alone because no girl is ever pretty enough for you and absolute perfection is the only acceptable solution to your ills.
4. You're looking to start a cult and browbeat people with your inconsequential opinions about syntax.
5. You know absolutely nothing about programming language design, so you assume it is just a matter of picking your favorite things and falsely pretending nobody could ever do it better than you, because everything is, like, subjective, man.
6. You have lots of experience with programs written in many different programming languages, and you're looking to bring proven research into the mainstream.
V is a class 4 language by every measure.<|eor|><|sor|>Critical warning: Too much unjerk. Please leave your philosophical musing at the door and replace it with quippy one liners such as "lol yes generics"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmingcirclejerk | vytah | fv6oq38 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider V to easily be the best-designed programming language that exists.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/nfjifq/v_update_june_2020#c_vuofat<|eol|><|sor|><jerk|unjerk> This post send me down a rabbit hole of reading about V and from what I read it looked really cool, then I went to try the online playground and...
https://imgur.com/gIOUwrI
yeah.. no.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, at least you haven't accidentally discovered a vulnerability that gives you root on the playground server: https://christine.website/blog/OVE-20190623-0001<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | cutety | fv6sw9v | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider V to easily be the best-designed programming language that exists.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/nfjifq/v_update_june_2020#c_vuofat<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, the only thing left is implementation<|eor|><|sor|>Uh, do you mind explaining better? V can do everything C can, do you not remember the `#` directive that let you inject an code from an already implemented language (C)? It was removed, not because it was stupid or insecure or anything, it was a hack to include anything that could appear implemented. Its only a is this actually usable issue, but theres actually no way V is usable, which is why I wouldnt say only thing left is implementation. If all you had left was the implementation, might as well just make something work and move on to your next big scamware/vaporware idea.
Again, you cant be a perfect language and actually be implemented if you havent literally thought of every single possible contingency, (most people who know what they are doing use a real language even if its not perfect. Using any implemented language runs the risk of it not being perfect).
Edit: Okay, you *can* argue that you can get more done and spend less on patreon if you use a language thats been implemented, but thats just because its in its nature to actually work, something you can counter. I wouldnt call that a shitty scam.
mut jerk := semi-unjerk;
Only the real day one V gang will get this jerk. For the slowpokes that arent with it, Ill let you in the know. This jerk was brought to you by my favorite V github issue thats been around and open since the first week or so:
~~String escape for any function which takes a string leads to arbitrary code execution~~ [Im using it wrong](https://github.com/vlang/v/issues/849)
So if you ever wonder why that darn playground isnt working, just blame the idiot C user that tried running `println(rm -rf -no-preserve-root /)`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | fv6rodu | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider V to easily be the best-designed programming language that exists.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/nfjifq/v_update_june_2020#c_vuofat<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, the only thing left is implementation<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj based on your comments here I think you might be misunderstanding the purpose of this subreddit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | incongruousamoeba | fv6a54h | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider V to easily be the best-designed programming language that exists.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/nfjifq/v_update_june_2020#c_vuofat<|eol|><|sor|>> As someone who is in Vs Discord every day being constantly blown away at the progress being made, I am shocked at the level of dishonesty that this strangely anti-V hit piece achieves.
Edit: lol also this:
> After my 11 years of programming, including 9.5 of programming in Go (which is the most similar language to V), **I consider V to easily be the best-designed programming language that exists.**
[bold in original]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | needlesslyDense | fv71bj3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider V to easily be the best-designed programming language that exists.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/nfjifq/v_update_june_2020#c_vuofat<|eol|><|sor|>>I passed an int to a string parameter, and the **V** compiler didnt give a type error: the **C** compiler did.
lol relies on C type checker<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheLastMeritocrat | fv6ii70 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider V to easily be the best-designed programming language that exists.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/nfjifq/v_update_june_2020#c_vuofat<|eol|><|sor|>The scam artistry is indeed damn perfect. The sofisticated way the scam
is advertised from time to time here in PCJ (even here in this thread)
attests to that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | v64 | fv6dure | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider V to easily be the best-designed programming language that exists.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/nfjifq/v_update_june_2020#c_vuofat<|eol|><|sor|>no, sorry, that title was already appointed decades ago<|eor|><|sor|>as much as it feels like decades, we've only had Rust for 9 years<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | snafuchs | fv6rm5q | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider V to easily be the best-designed programming language that exists.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/nfjifq/v_update_june_2020#c_vuofat<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Maybe it's a sign of the times. The more bold and absurd your claim, the more certain your devout followers will believe that they are correct.
There's plenty of room for different programming languages. And while I don't believe that each one has its optimal use case (I don't believe most languages are *different enough* to warrant such a claim,) I can't see any reason to complain about people liking other languages. But if you tell me today that you are making a programming language, I will assume one of the following:
1. It's a toy project for you to educate yourself.
2. It's a research project for you to explore some idea.
3. You're one of those people who is perpetually alone because no girl is ever pretty enough for you and absolute perfection is the only acceptable solution to your ills.
4. You're looking to start a cult and browbeat people with your inconsequential opinions about syntax.
5. You know absolutely nothing about programming language design, so you assume it is just a matter of picking your favorite things and falsely pretending nobody could ever do it better than you, because everything is, like, subjective, man.
6. You have lots of experience with programs written in many different programming languages, and you're looking to bring proven research into the mainstream.
V is a class 4 language by every measure.<|eor|><|sor|>Critical warning: Too much unjerk. Please leave your philosophical musing at the door and replace it with quippy one liners such as "lol yes generics"<|eor|><|sor|>Look, I have 11 years as a programmer (including 9.5 in Go), so maybe consider that I know what I'm talking about.<|eor|><|sor|>Flair please<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | markasoftware | fv6o8rn | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider V to easily be the best-designed programming language that exists.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/nfjifq/v_update_june_2020#c_vuofat<|eol|><|sor|>The scam artistry is indeed damn perfect. The sofisticated way the scam
is advertised from time to time here in PCJ (even here in this thread)
attests to that.<|eor|><|sor|>every time someone downloads V a nigerian prince steals $10,000
like, share an dsubscribe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | gitgood | fv73j0j | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider V to easily be the best-designed programming language that exists.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/nfjifq/v_update_june_2020#c_vuofat<|eol|><|sor|><jerk|unjerk> This post send me down a rabbit hole of reading about V and from what I read it looked really cool, then I went to try the online playground and...
https://imgur.com/gIOUwrI
yeah.. no.<|eor|><|sor|>It's tradition when designing a new language to completely disregard the 70 years of progress in programming language theory so you can instead build a super pragmatic C clone without pointers (because who even understands them).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | moon-chilled | fv6lqn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I consider V to easily be the best-designed programming language that exists.<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/nfjifq/v_update_june_2020#c_vuofat<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Maybe it's a sign of the times. The more bold and absurd your claim, the more certain your devout followers will believe that they are correct.
There's plenty of room for different programming languages. And while I don't believe that each one has its optimal use case (I don't believe most languages are *different enough* to warrant such a claim,) I can't see any reason to complain about people liking other languages. But if you tell me today that you are making a programming language, I will assume one of the following:
1. It's a toy project for you to educate yourself.
2. It's a research project for you to explore some idea.
3. You're one of those people who is perpetually alone because no girl is ever pretty enough for you and absolute perfection is the only acceptable solution to your ills.
4. You're looking to start a cult and browbeat people with your inconsequential opinions about syntax.
5. You know absolutely nothing about programming language design, so you assume it is just a matter of picking your favorite things and falsely pretending nobody could ever do it better than you, because everything is, like, subjective, man.
6. You have lots of experience with programs written in many different programming languages, and you're looking to bring proven research into the mainstream.
V is a class 4 language by every measure.<|eor|><|soopr|>> You have lots of experience with programs written in many different programming languages, and you're looking to bring proven research into the mainstream.
Clearly, rust is the only language that falls into this category. Please don't imply that it's possible for other languages to be as perfect.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | Volt | gf956s | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, this is a serious problem! In my next release of the program for reversing, an anime girl will definitely be in the GUI! This will be a program for viewing ELF files, so the girl will also be elven. :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ReverseEngineering/comments/gb0al5/nfd_is_a_portable_linkercompilerpacker_identifier/fp5bvc4/?context=1<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmingcirclejerk | arquitectonic7 | fps8loo | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, this is a serious problem! In my next release of the program for reversing, an anime girl will definitely be in the GUI! This will be a program for viewing ELF files, so the girl will also be elven. :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ReverseEngineering/comments/gb0al5/nfd_is_a_portable_linkercompilerpacker_identifier/fp5bvc4/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>The madman did it: [https://github.com/horsicq/XELFViewer](https://github.com/horsicq/XELFViewer)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmingcirclejerk | jakrotintreach | fpsb4mx | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, this is a serious problem! In my next release of the program for reversing, an anime girl will definitely be in the GUI! This will be a program for viewing ELF files, so the girl will also be elven. :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ReverseEngineering/comments/gb0al5/nfd_is_a_portable_linkercompilerpacker_identifier/fp5bvc4/?context=1<|eol|><|soopr|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ReverseEngineering/comments/gemy40/xelfviewer_elf_file_viewereditor_for_windows/<|eoopr|><|sor|>> New rule for myself: rub one out before I put something out. Hopefully then I won't be tempted to do something like this.
Can('t) jerk?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | demoloition | fpsnebj | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, this is a serious problem! In my next release of the program for reversing, an anime girl will definitely be in the GUI! This will be a program for viewing ELF files, so the girl will also be elven. :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ReverseEngineering/comments/gb0al5/nfd_is_a_portable_linkercompilerpacker_identifier/fp5bvc4/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>The madman did it: [https://github.com/horsicq/XELFViewer](https://github.com/horsicq/XELFViewer)<|eor|><|sor|>I just got a pager duty alert saying this is too based<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | Volt | fps41ax | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, this is a serious problem! In my next release of the program for reversing, an anime girl will definitely be in the GUI! This will be a program for viewing ELF files, so the girl will also be elven. :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ReverseEngineering/comments/gb0al5/nfd_is_a_portable_linkercompilerpacker_identifier/fp5bvc4/?context=1<|eol|><|soopr|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ReverseEngineering/comments/gemy40/xelfviewer_elf_file_viewereditor_for_windows/<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | GooseEntrails | fpsbi9w | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, this is a serious problem! In my next release of the program for reversing, an anime girl will definitely be in the GUI! This will be a program for viewing ELF files, so the girl will also be elven. :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ReverseEngineering/comments/gb0al5/nfd_is_a_portable_linkercompilerpacker_identifier/fp5bvc4/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>I read that as eleven<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | cooper12 | fpsug28 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, this is a serious problem! In my next release of the program for reversing, an anime girl will definitely be in the GUI! This will be a program for viewing ELF files, so the girl will also be elven. :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ReverseEngineering/comments/gb0al5/nfd_is_a_portable_linkercompilerpacker_identifier/fp5bvc4/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, if your GitHub pfp isn't an animay gurl, are you even a OSS programmer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | CthaehRiddles | fpt6unx | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, this is a serious problem! In my next release of the program for reversing, an anime girl will definitely be in the GUI! This will be a program for viewing ELF files, so the girl will also be elven. :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ReverseEngineering/comments/gb0al5/nfd_is_a_portable_linkercompilerpacker_identifier/fp5bvc4/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>> I can execute an elf. I suppose I can link them in some sort of fantasy horror crossover film, probably named The Lord of the Centipede.
> But I gotta agree....just why?
> New rule for myself: rub one out before I put something out. Hopefully then I won't be tempted to do something like this.
> Edit: looks dope though. How long did it take you to write this?<|eor|><|sor|>Keep going. I hope you masturbate well before writing comments here
JMP unjerk
why does nearly everyone involved with malware analysis neatly fall into the categories of weeb, furry or mentally ill?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | usernameqwerty003 | fpt02ed | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, this is a serious problem! In my next release of the program for reversing, an anime girl will definitely be in the GUI! This will be a program for viewing ELF files, so the girl will also be elven. :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ReverseEngineering/comments/gb0al5/nfd_is_a_portable_linkercompilerpacker_identifier/fp5bvc4/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>We live in antiutopia where readelf and objdump require Qt and feed you coomer anime pictures<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Worse - he's the biggest philanthropist in the history of the planet. Take that, cognitive dissonance.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | slepnir | fpsf7ah | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, this is a serious problem! In my next release of the program for reversing, an anime girl will definitely be in the GUI! This will be a program for viewing ELF files, so the girl will also be elven. :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ReverseEngineering/comments/gb0al5/nfd_is_a_portable_linkercompilerpacker_identifier/fp5bvc4/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>I read that as eleven<|eor|><|sor|>Same here, which just makes it a German joke.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | fpsnqxx | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, this is a serious problem! In my next release of the program for reversing, an anime girl will definitely be in the GUI! This will be a program for viewing ELF files, so the girl will also be elven. :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ReverseEngineering/comments/gb0al5/nfd_is_a_portable_linkercompilerpacker_identifier/fp5bvc4/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>[CrystalDiskInfo-san](https://crystalmark.info/en/software/crystaldiskinfo/) is best waifu<|eor|><|sor|>[Rust Chan](https://docs.rs/chan/0.1.23/chan/) is the only moral waifu.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | GlitteringJizz | fpsy4aa | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, this is a serious problem! In my next release of the program for reversing, an anime girl will definitely be in the GUI! This will be a program for viewing ELF files, so the girl will also be elven. :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ReverseEngineering/comments/gb0al5/nfd_is_a_portable_linkercompilerpacker_identifier/fp5bvc4/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>Be right back, reverse engineering DeepCreamPy with this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | superjoe30 | fpsv49a | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, this is a serious problem! In my next release of the program for reversing, an anime girl will definitely be in the GUI! This will be a program for viewing ELF files, so the girl will also be elven. :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ReverseEngineering/comments/gb0al5/nfd_is_a_portable_linkercompilerpacker_identifier/fp5bvc4/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>where's the jerk?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | Thirty_Seventh | fpsi26r | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, this is a serious problem! In my next release of the program for reversing, an anime girl will definitely be in the GUI! This will be a program for viewing ELF files, so the girl will also be elven. :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ReverseEngineering/comments/gb0al5/nfd_is_a_portable_linkercompilerpacker_identifier/fp5bvc4/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>[CrystalDiskInfo-san](https://crystalmark.info/en/software/crystaldiskinfo/) is best waifu<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | Volt | fput7lz | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, this is a serious problem! In my next release of the program for reversing, an anime girl will definitely be in the GUI! This will be a program for viewing ELF files, so the girl will also be elven. :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ReverseEngineering/comments/gb0al5/nfd_is_a_portable_linkercompilerpacker_identifier/fp5bvc4/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>> I can execute an elf. I suppose I can link them in some sort of fantasy horror crossover film, probably named The Lord of the Centipede.
> But I gotta agree....just why?
> New rule for myself: rub one out before I put something out. Hopefully then I won't be tempted to do something like this.
> Edit: looks dope though. How long did it take you to write this?<|eor|><|sor|>Keep going. I hope you masturbate well before writing comments here
JMP unjerk
why does nearly everyone involved with malware analysis neatly fall into the categories of weeb, furry or mentally ill?<|eor|><|soopr|>The most powerful are all three.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | Rainfly_X | fpt1mue | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, this is a serious problem! In my next release of the program for reversing, an anime girl will definitely be in the GUI! This will be a program for viewing ELF files, so the girl will also be elven. :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ReverseEngineering/comments/gb0al5/nfd_is_a_portable_linkercompilerpacker_identifier/fp5bvc4/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>[CrystalDiskInfo-san](https://crystalmark.info/en/software/crystaldiskinfo/) is best waifu<|eor|><|sor|>[Rust Chan](https://docs.rs/chan/0.1.23/chan/) is the only moral waifu.<|eor|><|sor|>While I agree, obviously, some of us are into bad girls.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | fptskoh | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes, this is a serious problem! In my next release of the program for reversing, an anime girl will definitely be in the GUI! This will be a program for viewing ELF files, so the girl will also be elven. :)<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ReverseEngineering/comments/gb0al5/nfd_is_a_portable_linkercompilerpacker_identifier/fp5bvc4/?context=1<|eol|><|sor|>The madman did it: [https://github.com/horsicq/XELFViewer](https://github.com/horsicq/XELFViewer)<|eor|><|sor|>I just got a pager duty alert saying this is too based<|eor|><|sor|>> duty<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheWheez | fwlfdw | <|sols|><|sot|>For the record, at Uber, we're moving many of our microservices to "macroservices". Testing and maintaining thousands of microservices is not only hard - it can cause more trouble long-term than it solves the short-term.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1247132806041546754<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmingcirclejerk | ur_waifus_prolapse | fmoxanb | <|sols|><|sot|>For the record, at Uber, we're moving many of our microservices to "macroservices". Testing and maintaining thousands of microservices is not only hard - it can cause more trouble long-term than it solves the short-term.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1247132806041546754<|eol|><|sor|>This decision is 100.1% why Uber lost $5.4bn in a quarter. Each x86 instruction needs to be broken down into its own microservice for maximum scalability. Any idiot knows that. If posting a comment in your static blog doesn't make calls to at least 69 different domains, you only got hired to make the management's graphs look better and you're destined to be below the poverty line.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmingcirclejerk | pavlik_enemy | fmp6n96 | <|sols|><|sot|>For the record, at Uber, we're moving many of our microservices to "macroservices". Testing and maintaining thousands of microservices is not only hard - it can cause more trouble long-term than it solves the short-term.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1247132806041546754<|eol|><|sor|>Also known as "services".
/uj
At our org I've seen troubles people have with services that are too small. When people need to join tables from 5 databases to perform some operational tasks, they dump all that crap into an OLAP storage and then complain that we can't support SLAs required for operations.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | fmp6zf4 | <|sols|><|sot|>For the record, at Uber, we're moving many of our microservices to "macroservices". Testing and maintaining thousands of microservices is not only hard - it can cause more trouble long-term than it solves the short-term.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1247132806041546754<|eol|><|sor|>Uber is perfecting the art of resume-driven development.
/uj seriously though, what a dumpster fire of a company.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmingcirclejerk | VitulusAureus | fmp9fbw | <|sols|><|sot|>For the record, at Uber, we're moving many of our microservices to "macroservices". Testing and maintaining thousands of microservices is not only hard - it can cause more trouble long-term than it solves the short-term.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1247132806041546754<|eol|><|sor|>This decision is 100.1% why Uber lost $5.4bn in a quarter. Each x86 instruction needs to be broken down into its own microservice for maximum scalability. Any idiot knows that. If posting a comment in your static blog doesn't make calls to at least 69 different domains, you only got hired to make the management's graphs look better and you're destined to be below the poverty line.<|eor|><|sor|>Damn, a js service-per-instruction grpc x86 emulator is something I never knew I needed in my life until now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheWheez | fmowhqp | <|sols|><|sot|>For the record, at Uber, we're moving many of our microservices to "macroservices". Testing and maintaining thousands of microservices is not only hard - it can cause more trouble long-term than it solves the short-term.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1247132806041546754<|eol|><|soopr|>If not Uber, who the hell do we look to for
W E B S C A L E ?
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programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | fmp7fli | <|sols|><|sot|>For the record, at Uber, we're moving many of our microservices to "macroservices". Testing and maintaining thousands of microservices is not only hard - it can cause more trouble long-term than it solves the short-term.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1247132806041546754<|eol|><|sor|>Also known as "services".
/uj
At our org I've seen troubles people have with services that are too small. When people need to join tables from 5 databases to perform some operational tasks, they dump all that crap into an OLAP storage and then complain that we can't support SLAs required for operations.<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like you need to further micro your microservices.
Call 'em....*nanoservices*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | tgf63 | fmpjvwv | <|sols|><|sot|>For the record, at Uber, we're moving many of our microservices to "macroservices". Testing and maintaining thousands of microservices is not only hard - it can cause more trouble long-term than it solves the short-term.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1247132806041546754<|eol|><|sor|>It's amazing how many times we need to reinvent the wheel.
"Turns out using 400 wheels isn't as efficient as using 4. But we like to re-learn lessons of the past in the most difficult and expensive way possible"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | disintegore | fmpjnjx | <|sols|><|sot|>For the record, at Uber, we're moving many of our microservices to "macroservices". Testing and maintaining thousands of microservices is not only hard - it can cause more trouble long-term than it solves the short-term.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1247132806041546754<|eol|><|sor|>This decision is 100.1% why Uber lost $5.4bn in a quarter. Each x86 instruction needs to be broken down into its own microservice for maximum scalability. Any idiot knows that. If posting a comment in your static blog doesn't make calls to at least 69 different domains, you only got hired to make the management's graphs look better and you're destined to be below the poverty line.<|eor|><|sor|>Damn, a js service-per-instruction grpc x86 emulator is something I never knew I needed in my life until now.<|eor|><|sor|>fetch API is the replacement for x86<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | fmp8mgj | <|sols|><|sot|>For the record, at Uber, we're moving many of our microservices to "macroservices". Testing and maintaining thousands of microservices is not only hard - it can cause more trouble long-term than it solves the short-term.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1247132806041546754<|eol|><|soopr|>If not Uber, who the hell do we look to for
W E B S C A L E ?
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?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Uber hasnt been webscale for a few years since when they flipped the switch to *uberscale*. Webscale is legacy tech at this point.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | fmpnskc | <|sols|><|sot|>For the record, at Uber, we're moving many of our microservices to "macroservices". Testing and maintaining thousands of microservices is not only hard - it can cause more trouble long-term than it solves the short-term.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1247132806041546754<|eol|><|sor|>Uber is perfecting the art of resume-driven development.
/uj seriously though, what a dumpster fire of a company.<|eor|><|sor|>\>be uber
\>invest in AI cars
\>stonks go up up up
\>kill pedestrians
\>stonks unaffected
\>tfw invincible
\>engage circlejerk mode
\>lead dev sees an opportunity
\>now convert to uber scale
\>tfw visionary
\>stability goes down the toilet
\>HODL out for a few years
\>tfw stonks still unaffected<|eor|><|sor|>save some chromosomes for the rest of us, buddy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | Veuxdo | fmp1q1p | <|sols|><|sot|>For the record, at Uber, we're moving many of our microservices to "macroservices". Testing and maintaining thousands of microservices is not only hard - it can cause more trouble long-term than it solves the short-term.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1247132806041546754<|eol|><|soopr|>If not Uber, who the hell do we look to for
W E B S C A L E ?
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?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Macroservices are already at maximum scale. It's right there in the name.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | fmp89fk | <|sols|><|sot|>For the record, at Uber, we're moving many of our microservices to "macroservices". Testing and maintaining thousands of microservices is not only hard - it can cause more trouble long-term than it solves the short-term.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1247132806041546754<|eol|><|sor|>Also known as "services".
/uj
At our org I've seen troubles people have with services that are too small. When people need to join tables from 5 databases to perform some operational tasks, they dump all that crap into an OLAP storage and then complain that we can't support SLAs required for operations.<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like you need to further micro your microservices.
Call 'em....*nanoservices*<|eor|><|sor|>No planckservices? smh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | fmpo6h6 | <|sols|><|sot|>For the record, at Uber, we're moving many of our microservices to "macroservices". Testing and maintaining thousands of microservices is not only hard - it can cause more trouble long-term than it solves the short-term.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1247132806041546754<|eol|><|sor|>It's amazing how many times we need to reinvent the wheel.
"Turns out using 400 wheels isn't as efficient as using 4. But we like to re-learn lessons of the past in the most difficult and expensive way possible"<|eor|><|sor|>the best part is they started with 4, so theyre not just reinventing the wheel, theyre reinventing their *own* wheel<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | jackinsomniac | fmpy12k | <|sols|><|sot|>For the record, at Uber, we're moving many of our microservices to "macroservices". Testing and maintaining thousands of microservices is not only hard - it can cause more trouble long-term than it solves the short-term.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1247132806041546754<|eol|><|sor|>It's amazing how many times we need to reinvent the wheel.
"Turns out using 400 wheels isn't as efficient as using 4. But we like to re-learn lessons of the past in the most difficult and expensive way possible"<|eor|><|sor|>And the circle-jerk of life continues!
I find it a little funny how much Agile has taken over, maybe it's better, but not for every software protect it's starting to infect. E.g., look at the Space Shuttle flight computer, vs. Boeing today.
When the Shuttle flight computer software was designed, they had about a 7 step process, #1 was to design the software in full before writing a single line of code. After it was written, during testing when bugs were found, the very nature of the bug was analyzed: was it because of a misunderstanding or bad implementation of a mathematical concept? When the root cause/nature of the bug was identified, the rest of the code was combed to find similar occurrences of the same conceptual bug. In the end, each line written was said to cost 10x more than your average project, but the number of bugs was below 0.1%. There were other issues with the Shuttle program, but the flight computer never caused any.
This is now more commonly called "the waterfall method", which many know today as *boo, hiss,* bad. But compare it to the CI/CD principles Agile pushes with "rapid, iterative deliverables" that today's Boeing is using. Just look at Starliner: it failed to dock with ISS because the software thought it was *11 hours* ahead in the flight plan. It had to abort docking and fall back to staying on LEO orbit. Then while devs were combing over the code to find this bug, they discovered ***another*** timing issue during the separation event before reentry, which likely would've resulted in loss of the vehicle. So they **uploaded a software patch** to Starliner on orbit, before telling it to come home.
And that's just Starliner, we haven't even mentioned the software issues with 737 MAX, 787, etc... When Boeing engineers say they won't let their family fly those planes, it boggles my mind that they're still going to be shoving people into this space capsule. (Possibly with the help of duct tape)
Not saying Agile is bad, or that Waterfall is good. But doesn't it seem a little silly that the flight software we were producing 40yrs ago is factors more reliable than what we're producing today? Maybe when human lives are on the line, a "rapid deployment" philosophy is not the best choice...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | jeremyjh | fmpb60a | <|sols|><|sot|>For the record, at Uber, we're moving many of our microservices to "macroservices". Testing and maintaining thousands of microservices is not only hard - it can cause more trouble long-term than it solves the short-term.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1247132806041546754<|eol|><|sor|>macros? MACROS? oh my lord I can't hardly believe Uber is finally using the holy Lisp! my oh my, how exciting a day this is!<|eor|><|sor|>These are more like Excel Macros.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | Volt | fmppwsf | <|sols|><|sot|>For the record, at Uber, we're moving many of our microservices to "macroservices". Testing and maintaining thousands of microservices is not only hard - it can cause more trouble long-term than it solves the short-term.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1247132806041546754<|eol|><|sor|>Next year: "For the record, at Uber, we're moving many of our macroservices to microservices. Moving fast and breaking things at webscale on large and unwieldy monolithic macroservices is not only hard - it can cause more trouble long-term than it solves the short-term."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | lru_skil | bgpvjy | <|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ is the flat-earth movement of software engineering<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/glyph/status/1120524418906824705?s=21<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmingcirclejerk | pourover_and_pbr | elmtdf0 | <|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ is the flat-earth movement of software engineering<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/glyph/status/1120524418906824705?s=21<|eol|><|sor|>Isnt it actually true for extremely large amounts of effort like that formally verified OS kernel?<|eor|><|sor|>what formally verified OS kernel?<|eor|><|sor|>TempleOS, verified by the Lord Himself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 94 |
programmingcirclejerk | voidvector | elmukuy | <|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ is the flat-earth movement of software engineering<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/glyph/status/1120524418906824705?s=21<|eol|><|sor|>Duh!!!! also Go is the anti-vaxxer movement cause it lacks generics. Rust is of course the all powerful deep state.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmingcirclejerk | doomjuice | elmupqv | <|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ is the flat-earth movement of software engineering<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/glyph/status/1120524418906824705?s=21<|eol|><|sor|>Isnt it actually true for extremely large amounts of effort like that formally verified OS kernel?<|eor|><|sor|>what formally verified OS kernel?<|eor|><|sor|>TempleOS, verified by the Lord Himself<|eor|><|sor|>God said 640x480 16 color graphics is a covenant like circumcision<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | anon4357 | eln1uhd | <|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ is the flat-earth movement of software engineering<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/glyph/status/1120524418906824705?s=21<|eol|><|sor|>Ugh, but operating systems are written in C...<|eor|><|sor|>Thats where youre wrong, kiddo
https://www.toptal.com/nodejs/nodeos-the-javascript-based-operating-system<|eor|><|sor|>> Well, kind of. NodeOS uses the Linux kernel for most performance critical stuff like, for example, hardware interactions ...
Why is it that so many js developers are so clueless about CS yet so full of themselves?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | elmtglx | <|sols|><|sot|>C/C++ is the flat-earth movement of software engineering<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/glyph/status/1120524418906824705?s=21<|eol|><|sor|>C = flat-earther
Then Linux kernel = flat earth
Earth is therefore flat then too.
Suck it, Galileo.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
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