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programmingcirclejerk
officerthegeek
gizd4zp
<|sols|><|sot|>here is a piece of advice: if you are ever agonising over some design detail that is not core to what makes your language special, and all options seem equally reasonable, just go with whatever Rust does<|eot|><|sol|>https://futhark-lang.org/blog/2021-01-11-no-regrets.html<|eol|><|sor|>> Should 32-bit signed integers be Int32 as in Haskell, or i32 as in Rust? I worried the latter was too short. Yet in the end, that was the scheme we went with whats the jerk<|eor|><|sor|>we should really be using `i1`, `i2`, `i4`, `i8`, and so on. It would let junior developers know that, rather than asking stupid questions like "how would you go about doing this task?", they should instead by asking "why the fuck do we not have 24 bit integers?", because they'd be confused by the lack of `i3` the answer is that we sacrificed 24 bit integers to get i3wm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
possibly_not_a_bot
giyt5sv
<|sols|><|sot|>here is a piece of advice: if you are ever agonising over some design detail that is not core to what makes your language special, and all options seem equally reasonable, just go with whatever Rust does<|eot|><|sol|>https://futhark-lang.org/blog/2021-01-11-no-regrets.html<|eol|><|sor|>> No block comments > These remain a bad idea. Emacs has `M-x comment-region` and inferior editors likely have something similar. No regrets.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
honkinggr8namespaces
gj1f8kc
<|sols|><|sot|>here is a piece of advice: if you are ever agonising over some design detail that is not core to what makes your language special, and all options seem equally reasonable, just go with whatever Rust does<|eot|><|sol|>https://futhark-lang.org/blog/2021-01-11-no-regrets.html<|eol|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
republitard_2
gizjbe5
<|sols|><|sot|>here is a piece of advice: if you are ever agonising over some design detail that is not core to what makes your language special, and all options seem equally reasonable, just go with whatever Rust does<|eot|><|sol|>https://futhark-lang.org/blog/2021-01-11-no-regrets.html<|eol|><|sor|>> Should 32-bit signed integers be Int32 as in Haskell, or i32 as in Rust? no it should be `(signed-byte 32)`<|eor|><|sor|>Wasted keystrokes is 0.1x shit. I'm calling it `i3` in my revolutionary and important language. Haskalers are seething that they can't use my efficient nomenclature because `i3` is already the name of the most important piece of software written in their bum language Intcels are similarly btfo. Another win for AMD enjoyers<|eor|><|sor|> (deftype i3 () '(signed-byte 32))<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
csb06
gizbv44
<|sols|><|sot|>here is a piece of advice: if you are ever agonising over some design detail that is not core to what makes your language special, and all options seem equally reasonable, just go with whatever Rust does<|eot|><|sol|>https://futhark-lang.org/blog/2021-01-11-no-regrets.html<|eol|><|sor|>here is a piece of advice: if you are ever agonizing over some relationship question that is not specific to you or your SO, and all options seem equally reasonable, just go with whatever Jake Paul does.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
camelCaseIsWebScale
giz5nyg
<|sols|><|sot|>here is a piece of advice: if you are ever agonising over some design detail that is not core to what makes your language special, and all options seem equally reasonable, just go with whatever Rust does<|eot|><|sol|>https://futhark-lang.org/blog/2021-01-11-no-regrets.html<|eol|><|sor|>> Should 32-bit signed integers be Int32 as in Haskell, or i32 as in Rust? no it should be `(signed-byte 32)`<|eor|><|sor|>__m32i<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
scavno
gizdfbs
<|sols|><|sot|>here is a piece of advice: if you are ever agonising over some design detail that is not core to what makes your language special, and all options seem equally reasonable, just go with whatever Rust does<|eot|><|sol|>https://futhark-lang.org/blog/2021-01-11-no-regrets.html<|eol|><|sor|>This attempted jerk is way to ethical for me to even consider jerking to. Sorry, but you are dangerously close to blasphemy here. Rust is morally sound and all other languages should fall in line and converge on Rust.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
mapgazer
gizpw7k
<|sols|><|sot|>here is a piece of advice: if you are ever agonising over some design detail that is not core to what makes your language special, and all options seem equally reasonable, just go with whatever Rust does<|eot|><|sol|>https://futhark-lang.org/blog/2021-01-11-no-regrets.html<|eol|><|sor|>> Should 32-bit signed integers be Int32 as in Haskell, or i32 as in Rust? no it should be `(signed-byte 32)`<|eor|><|sor|>__m32i<|eor|><|sor|>m32i *tips fedora*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
n3f4s
gj13h25
<|sols|><|sot|>here is a piece of advice: if you are ever agonising over some design detail that is not core to what makes your language special, and all options seem equally reasonable, just go with whatever Rust does<|eot|><|sol|>https://futhark-lang.org/blog/2021-01-11-no-regrets.html<|eol|><|sor|>> Should 32-bit signed integers be Int32 as in Haskell, or i32 as in Rust? I worried the latter was too short. Yet in the end, that was the scheme we went with whats the jerk<|eor|><|sor|>we should really be using `i1`, `i2`, `i4`, `i8`, and so on. It would let junior developers know that, rather than asking stupid questions like "how would you go about doing this task?", they should instead by asking "why the fuck do we not have 24 bit integers?", because they'd be confused by the lack of `i3` the answer is that we sacrificed 24 bit integers to get i3wm<|eor|><|sor|>What about generic integer? You want 15 bit integer, here's `i[15]`. No more junior developer asking why there isn't 15 bit integers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
10
programmingcirclejerk
republitard_2
gizj3ag
<|sols|><|sot|>here is a piece of advice: if you are ever agonising over some design detail that is not core to what makes your language special, and all options seem equally reasonable, just go with whatever Rust does<|eot|><|sol|>https://futhark-lang.org/blog/2021-01-11-no-regrets.html<|eol|><|sor|>Oh no! Someone is working with large numbers in my language! What should I do? I know! Why don't I `panic`?! \\\_()\_/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
bigfondue
cvbfco
<|sols|><|sot|>Shortly after I graduated from college, I switched from Arch to Ubuntu and it was a bigger step in growing up than getting my actual diploma<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20793112<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Gobrosse
ey36sas
<|sols|><|sot|>Shortly after I graduated from college, I switched from Arch to Ubuntu and it was a bigger step in growing up than getting my actual diploma<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20793112<|eol|><|sor|>Narrator: *In fact, OP had not grew up at all*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
spookthesunset
ey3gy1k
<|sols|><|sot|>Shortly after I graduated from college, I switched from Arch to Ubuntu and it was a bigger step in growing up than getting my actual diploma<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20793112<|eol|><|sor|>This but unironically. You grow up when you realize you don't have time to maintain a rolling release installation that breaks every Tuesday. Instead you spend time writing wageslave Java CRUD apps.<|eor|><|sor|>Stop spreading FUD. Do you work for M$? My grandma uses arch just fine. I set it up for her and she had done the rest. She even figured out how to install noscript to block what she calls those sons of bitches at google. Why just yesterday she was using curl to download a webpage and email it to her emacs client. Shed make Stallman proud!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
anatolya
ey3nnzh
<|sols|><|sot|>Shortly after I graduated from college, I switched from Arch to Ubuntu and it was a bigger step in growing up than getting my actual diploma<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20793112<|eol|><|sor|>This but unironically. You grow up when you realize you don't have time to maintain a rolling release installation that breaks every Tuesday. Instead you spend time writing wageslave Java CRUD apps.<|eor|><|sor|>I avoid this by simply never updating. Only reinstalling.<|eor|><|sor|>Congratulations you've invented devops<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
OctagonClock
ey3ga21
<|sols|><|sot|>Shortly after I graduated from college, I switched from Arch to Ubuntu and it was a bigger step in growing up than getting my actual diploma<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20793112<|eol|><|sor|>This but unironically. You grow up when you realize you don't have time to maintain a rolling release installation that breaks every Tuesday. Instead you spend time writing wageslave Java CRUD apps.<|eor|><|sor|>I avoid this by simply never updating. Only reinstalling.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
AprilSpektra
ey38rhx
<|sols|><|sot|>Shortly after I graduated from college, I switched from Arch to Ubuntu and it was a bigger step in growing up than getting my actual diploma<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20793112<|eol|><|sor|>I use Ubuntu btw<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
intx13
ey3c4p9
<|sols|><|sot|>Shortly after I graduated from college, I switched from Arch to Ubuntu and it was a bigger step in growing up than getting my actual diploma<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20793112<|eol|><|sor|>When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
spookthesunset
ey4e3gb
<|sols|><|sot|>Shortly after I graduated from college, I switched from Arch to Ubuntu and it was a bigger step in growing up than getting my actual diploma<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20793112<|eol|><|sor|>This but unironically. You grow up when you realize you don't have time to maintain a rolling release installation that breaks every Tuesday. Instead you spend time writing wageslave Java CRUD apps.<|eor|><|sor|>Stop spreading FUD. Do you work for M$? My grandma uses arch just fine. I set it up for her and she had done the rest. She even figured out how to install noscript to block what she calls those sons of bitches at google. Why just yesterday she was using curl to download a webpage and email it to her emacs client. Shed make Stallman proud!<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry, she refuses to use anti-social media like Reddit. Plus reddit insists on JavaScript so the site doesnt even work for her.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
SinisterMinister42
ey3pzi7
<|sols|><|sot|>Shortly after I graduated from college, I switched from Arch to Ubuntu and it was a bigger step in growing up than getting my actual diploma<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20793112<|eol|><|sor|>This but unironically. You grow up when you realize you don't have time to maintain a rolling release installation that breaks every Tuesday. Instead you spend time writing wageslave Java CRUD apps.<|eor|><|sor|>Stop spreading FUD. Do you work for M$? My grandma uses arch just fine. I set it up for her and she had done the rest. She even figured out how to install noscript to block what she calls those sons of bitches at google. Why just yesterday she was using curl to download a webpage and email it to her emacs client. Shed make Stallman proud!<|eor|><|sor|>This but ironically<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
hackcasual
ey44tq9
<|sols|><|sot|>Shortly after I graduated from college, I switched from Arch to Ubuntu and it was a bigger step in growing up than getting my actual diploma<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20793112<|eol|><|sor|>I use Ubuntu btw<|eor|><|sor|> Be in 2019, not using TempleOS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
10cmToGlory
ey3r7kd
<|sols|><|sot|>Shortly after I graduated from college, I switched from Arch to Ubuntu and it was a bigger step in growing up than getting my actual diploma<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20793112<|eol|><|sor|>This but unironically. You grow up when you realize you don't have time to maintain a rolling release installation that breaks every Tuesday. Instead you spend time writing wageslave Java CRUD apps.<|eor|><|sor|>I avoid this by simply never updating. Only reinstalling.<|eor|><|sor|>Congratulations you've invented devops<|eor|><|sor|>This but unironically.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
PrimozDelux
ey3h9nb
<|sols|><|sot|>Shortly after I graduated from college, I switched from Arch to Ubuntu and it was a bigger step in growing up than getting my actual diploma<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20793112<|eol|><|sor|>Congrats on graduating from junior high<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
speedster217
ey4head
<|sols|><|sot|>Shortly after I graduated from college, I switched from Arch to Ubuntu and it was a bigger step in growing up than getting my actual diploma<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20793112<|eol|><|sor|>> I was initially very cynical about Arch, assuming that it was basically a form of role play for people who didn't actually need to get anything done with their machines but wanted to feel clever. ^ This but unironically<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
defunkydrummer
ey48won
<|sols|><|sot|>Shortly after I graduated from college, I switched from Arch to Ubuntu and it was a bigger step in growing up than getting my actual diploma<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20793112<|eol|><|sor|>I use Ubuntu btw<|eor|><|sor|> Be in 2019, not using TempleOS<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Don't mess with God.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
GhostlyRobot
ey4q8lm
<|sols|><|sot|>Shortly after I graduated from college, I switched from Arch to Ubuntu and it was a bigger step in growing up than getting my actual diploma<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20793112<|eol|><|sor|>This but unironically. You grow up when you realize you don't have time to maintain a rolling release installation that breaks every Tuesday. Instead you spend time writing wageslave Java CRUD apps.<|eor|><|sor|>For real dude. Just install something that works and get on with my life. How do people distro hop AND get work done? It takes time to get everything installed and configured.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
CrypticWriter
ey3vg4z
<|sols|><|sot|>Shortly after I graduated from college, I switched from Arch to Ubuntu and it was a bigger step in growing up than getting my actual diploma<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20793112<|eol|><|sor|>This but unironically. You grow up when you realize you don't have time to maintain a rolling release installation that breaks every Tuesday. Instead you spend time writing wageslave Java CRUD apps.<|eor|><|sor|>php crud apps ackchyually<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
CaptainRuhrpott
bd2mmj
<|sols|><|sot|>10 reasons why programmers are more fun to date<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/programmers-more-fun-to-date/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
3combined
ekvf5id
<|sols|><|sot|>10 reasons why programmers are more fun to date<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/programmers-more-fun-to-date/<|eol|><|sor|>>Thus, its no surprise that programmers know how to clean up after themselves. Garbage collection translates to cleaning their dishes, taking out the trash, not leaving clothes on the floor, and more. The ENTIRE POINT of garbage collection is that I DON'T HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF LIKE A DIRTY C CODER VERONICA<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
SelfDistinction
ekvbgvy
<|sols|><|sot|>10 reasons why programmers are more fun to date<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/programmers-more-fun-to-date/<|eol|><|sor|>Dear OP This subreddit is about the programming kind of circle jerk, not the kind of jerking you do when you're home alone because you can't get a girlfriend by following those steps. Kind regards,<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
wubscale
ekvhwjb
<|sols|><|sot|>10 reasons why programmers are more fun to date<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/programmers-more-fun-to-date/<|eol|><|sor|>> One of the most common building blocks in programming is the if~~-else~~ **err != nil** statement Ah, much better. I'd also include something like: \> 11. No generics: \> Programmers hate using reusing mass-produced, generic things. Rest assured that the next time you want to grab a Whopper, your partner will build a car from scratch specifically for your fast food McJourney. This is highly romantic, provided that you don't die of starvation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
RoryIsTheMaster2018
ekvdnk8
<|sols|><|sot|>10 reasons why programmers are more fun to date<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/programmers-more-fun-to-date/<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't this the pros of dating a computer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
glmdev
ekvla9a
<|sols|><|sot|>10 reasons why programmers are more fun to date<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/programmers-more-fun-to-date/<|eol|><|sor|>> Programmers Finish What They Start lol<|eor|><|sor|>My folder of half-finished projects begs to differ.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
saulmessedupman
ekvd4be
<|sols|><|sot|>10 reasons why programmers are more fun to date<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/programmers-more-fun-to-date/<|eol|><|sor|>Dear OP This subreddit is about the programming kind of circle jerk, not the kind of jerking you do when you're home alone because you can't get a girlfriend by following those steps. Kind regards,<|eor|><|sor|>That kind of logical thinking will reduce drama<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
wubscale
ekvr6vk
<|sols|><|sot|>10 reasons why programmers are more fun to date<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/programmers-more-fun-to-date/<|eol|><|sor|>> Programmers Finish What They Start lol<|eor|><|sor|>My folder of half-finished projects begs to differ.<|eor|><|sor|>Can you stop flexing about how your projects are all half-finished, please? Sincerely, Lose Interest After It Compiles gang<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
fetchsoso
ekve684
<|sols|><|sot|>10 reasons why programmers are more fun to date<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/programmers-more-fun-to-date/<|eol|><|sor|>lol base ten<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
lazic_
ekvhl0w
<|sols|><|sot|>10 reasons why programmers are more fun to date<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/programmers-more-fun-to-date/<|eol|><|sor|>How is this not posted on dev.to?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
jxub
ekvo5g3
<|sols|><|sot|>10 reasons why programmers are more fun to date<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/programmers-more-fun-to-date/<|eol|><|sor|>> Theyll Always Have Work They clearly never met a Haskell programmer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
piechart
ekvj9rg
<|sols|><|sot|>10 reasons why programmers are more fun to date<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/programmers-more-fun-to-date/<|eol|><|sor|>> Keep it simple, stupid! If you can reduce ten lines of code to five, do it. b-but my readable error handling!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
jokullmusic
ekvkgdg
<|sols|><|sot|>10 reasons why programmers are more fun to date<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/programmers-more-fun-to-date/<|eol|><|sor|>> Keep it simple, stupid! If you can reduce ten lines of code to five, do it. b-but my readable error handling!<|eor|><|sor|>This is why I love code golf, the code becomes simpler and easier to understand<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
haskell_leghumper
ekvhfu9
<|sols|><|sot|>10 reasons why programmers are more fun to date<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/programmers-more-fun-to-date/<|eol|><|sor|>lol base ten<|eor|><|sor|>Implying it's not base 0.<|eor|><|sor|>O(10n) = O(0n) when n = 0<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
jxub
ekvo702
<|sols|><|sot|>10 reasons why programmers are more fun to date<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/programmers-more-fun-to-date/<|eol|><|sor|>> Programmers Finish What They Start lol<|eor|><|sor|>I don't even close my parens<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
THICC_DICC_PRICC
ekvzhs1
<|sols|><|sot|>10 reasons why programmers are more fun to date<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/programmers-more-fun-to-date/<|eol|><|sor|>>` if (MakeSarcasticRemark == true) SignifcantOtherAnger++; else SignificantOtherHappiness++; ` Pack it up boys this guy figured out relationships<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
git_commit_-m_sudoku
ekvfa1h
<|sols|><|sot|>10 reasons why programmers are more fun to date<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/programmers-more-fun-to-date/<|eol|><|sor|>lol base ten<|eor|><|sor|>Implying it's not base 0.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
jxub
ekvoc4u
<|sols|><|sot|>10 reasons why programmers are more fun to date<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/programmers-more-fun-to-date/<|eol|><|sor|>How is this not posted on dev.to?<|eor|><|sor|>Too busy dating to have multiple accounts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
netb258
az4mr1
<|sols|><|sot|>Two in five 'AI startups' essentially have no AI<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/03/05/eu_startups_no_ai/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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plasticparakeet
ei5iksu
<|sols|><|sot|>Two in five 'AI startups' essentially have no AI<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/03/05/eu_startups_no_ai/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>\>jerk about startups and AI \>dae rust and go \>18 upvotes PCJ's one trick pony strikes again!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
jamminnightly
ei5jkfv
<|sols|><|sot|>Two in five 'AI startups' essentially have no AI<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/03/05/eu_startups_no_ai/<|eol|><|sor|>Old news. Everyone knows VC's are addicted to AI. They've been using advanced machine learning techniques for years now to decide which startups are going to be winners. Here's a snippet: `void decide_money(StartUp& startup, BucketOfCash& cash) {` `if (startup.ai==true)` `give_cash(startup, cash);` `else` `burn_cash(cash);` `}`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Perceptes
ei5hb5m
<|sols|><|sot|>Two in five 'AI startups' essentially have no AI<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/03/05/eu_startups_no_ai/<|eol|><|sor|>The intelligence they're lacking isn't just artificial.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
IDoCodingStuffs
ei5jing
<|sols|><|sot|>Two in five 'AI startups' essentially have no AI<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/03/05/eu_startups_no_ai/<|eol|><|sor|>Oh, you sweet summer child! It's nested ifs all the way from Ryu to Ken. <|eor|><|sor|>You mean supervised decision tree models right? That will be 5 million dollars<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
wubscale
ei60vnr
<|sols|><|sot|>Two in five 'AI startups' essentially have no AI<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/03/05/eu_startups_no_ai/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>\>jerk about startups and AI \>dae rust and go \>18 upvotes PCJ's one trick pony strikes again!<|eor|><|sor|>Since when is [pony](https://www.ponylang.io/) jerked about here?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Joniator
ei5exo5
<|sols|><|sot|>Two in five 'AI startups' essentially have no AI<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/03/05/eu_startups_no_ai/<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> just like we do with gophers and rustaceans. We do? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
jamminnightly
ei63w37
<|sols|><|sot|>Two in five 'AI startups' essentially have no AI<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/03/05/eu_startups_no_ai/<|eol|><|sor|>Old news. Everyone knows VC's are addicted to AI. They've been using advanced machine learning techniques for years now to decide which startups are going to be winners. Here's a snippet: `void decide_money(StartUp& startup, BucketOfCash& cash) {` `if (startup.ai==true)` `give_cash(startup, cash);` `else` `burn_cash(cash);` `}`<|eor|><|sor|>Would you be willing to sell this to my VC firm? Weve been looking for AI technology just like this to aid in the investment in AI backed startups. Any chance you could expand this concept to block chain and next gen. <|eor|><|sor|>I would need a serious investment to make that a reality, but it'd be totally possible with a couple million. I'd need to hire at least two other world class experts on the subject to expand our tech lead and those millions would cover three of us for at least 6 months. As is though you can have it. I've open sourced this solution.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
SelfDistinction
ei7vpyi
<|sols|><|sot|>Two in five 'AI startups' essentially have no AI<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/03/05/eu_startups_no_ai/<|eol|><|sor|>All comments here are missing the jerk here: >Three in five AI startups actually have something remotely resembling AI Now *that's* what I call shocking. &#x200B;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
miauw62
ei691pr
<|sols|><|sot|>Two in five 'AI startups' essentially have no AI<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/03/05/eu_startups_no_ai/<|eol|><|sor|>You're saying if statements aren't AI? Not even a switch-case? What if I use Prolog, does that count?<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sorry, it's not AI unless it's written in LISP<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
senntenial
eic4doy
<|sols|><|sot|>Two in five 'AI startups' essentially have no AI<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/03/05/eu_startups_no_ai/<|eol|><|sor|>linked lists are essentially machine learning <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
G3Kappa
ei7f8j1
<|sols|><|sot|>Two in five 'AI startups' essentially have no AI<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/03/05/eu_startups_no_ai/<|eol|><|sor|>You're saying if statements aren't AI? Not even a switch-case? What if I use Prolog, does that count?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Unless it's a black box that magically transforms input into output, then it doesn't count as AI. Sorry.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
tfw_no_pylons
9si0f2
<|sols|><|sot|>DeepCreamPy: Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/deeppomf/DeepCreamPy<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
plasticparakeet
e8p17mv
<|sols|><|sot|>DeepCreamPy: Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/deeppomf/DeepCreamPy<|eol|><|sor|>Finally an application of machine learning that's more useful than identifying birds with 60% accuracy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
thosakwe
e8p3k61
<|sols|><|sot|>DeepCreamPy: Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/deeppomf/DeepCreamPy<|eol|><|sor|>Literal jerk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
tfw_no_pylons
e8p7obc
<|sols|><|sot|>DeepCreamPy: Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/deeppomf/DeepCreamPy<|eol|><|sor|>Let's make this the last one of these.<|eor|><|soopr|>can't make no promises<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
lol-no-monads
e8pjdr2
<|sols|><|sot|>DeepCreamPy: Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/deeppomf/DeepCreamPy<|eol|><|sor|>Let's make this the last one of these.<|eor|><|soopr|>can't make no promises<|eoopr|><|sor|>lol no async/await<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Moarbid_Krabs
e8p2nmd
<|sols|><|sot|>DeepCreamPy: Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/deeppomf/DeepCreamPy<|eol|><|sor|>Finally an application of machine learning that's more useful than identifying birds with 60% accuracy.<|eor|><|sor|>Well it's not like you'd ever be seeing things like "Select all squares with **people emplacing IEDs**. If there are none click skip.**"** that are probably the real motivations behind a lot of ML tech.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
framk20
e8pbgt7
<|sols|><|sot|>DeepCreamPy: Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/deeppomf/DeepCreamPy<|eol|><|sor|>weebs doing god's work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
StallmanTheLeft
e8p9lll
<|sols|><|sot|>DeepCreamPy: Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/deeppomf/DeepCreamPy<|eol|><|sor|>Finally an application of machine learning that's more useful than identifying birds with 60% accuracy.<|eor|><|sor|>Waifu2x is also quite useful.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
ProfessorSexyTime
e8p6erx
<|sols|><|sot|>DeepCreamPy: Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/deeppomf/DeepCreamPy<|eol|><|sor|>I knew Pythonistas were secretly a bunch of sick weebs....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
lol-no-monads
e8pjk1l
<|sols|><|sot|>DeepCreamPy: Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/deeppomf/DeepCreamPy<|eol|><|sor|>deeply immoral > Languages: Python: 100% deeply immoral<|eor|><|sor|>I just rewrote it using morality and now it generates 230x hot waifus!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Moarbid_Krabs
e8p0j1j
<|sols|><|sot|>DeepCreamPy: Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/deeppomf/DeepCreamPy<|eol|><|sor|>Roko's basilisk is gonna be one degenerate sumbitch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Fenastus
e8pih0k
<|sols|><|sot|>DeepCreamPy: Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/deeppomf/DeepCreamPy<|eol|><|sor|>This is the future right here boys Using AI to uncensor hentai. God bless<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
BowserKoopa
e8py1tf
<|sols|><|sot|>DeepCreamPy: Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/deeppomf/DeepCreamPy<|eol|><|sor|>Finally an application of machine learning that's more useful than identifying birds with 60% accuracy.<|eor|><|sor|>Well it's not like you'd ever be seeing things like "Select all squares with **people emplacing IEDs**. If there are none click skip.**"** that are probably the real motivations behind a lot of ML tech.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd love to see some captcha's like that. "Select only the squares where Osama Bin Laden is hiding" "Highlight the chemical weapons" <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
hedgehog1024
e8pqbtx
<|sols|><|sot|>DeepCreamPy: Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/deeppomf/DeepCreamPy<|eol|><|sor|>I knew Pythonistas were secretly a bunch of sick weebs....<|eor|><|sor|>You say it like this is something bad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
hedgehog1024
e8pqcs8
<|sols|><|sot|>DeepCreamPy: Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/deeppomf/DeepCreamPy<|eol|><|sor|>> 1998 : In 20 years we're gonna have flying cars and civilian space travel. > 2018: this fuckin repo. [here](https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/9sc0qj/deepcreampy_decensoring_hentai_with_deep_neural/e8noia7/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
r2d2_21
e8q2p9l
<|sols|><|sot|>DeepCreamPy: Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/deeppomf/DeepCreamPy<|eol|><|sor|>Let's make this the last one of these.<|eor|><|sor|>TFW a jerk sub doesn't admit NSFW content.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
isthistechsupport
e8paheg
<|sols|><|sot|>DeepCreamPy: Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/deeppomf/DeepCreamPy<|eol|><|sor|>Why do I feel a deja vu here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
isthistechsupport
e8pc77w
<|sols|><|sot|>DeepCreamPy: Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks<|eot|><|sol|>https://github.com/deeppomf/DeepCreamPy<|eol|><|sor|>Why do I feel a deja vu here<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>More like i think it's a repost, but now I feel personally attacked <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
lord_braleigh
3x1wdr
<|sols|><|sot|>Business as usual on HN<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/sESblW3<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
TheWheez
cy0u8sd
<|sols|><|sot|>Business as usual on HN<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/sESblW3<|eol|><|sor|>"Why I no longer use a keyboard to type" "We wrote a native implementation of node.js for Air Conditioning unit microcontrollers, ac.js" Am I getting there?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
kuba_10
cy0x1gm
<|sols|><|sot|>Business as usual on HN<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/sESblW3<|eol|><|sor|>"Why I no longer use a keyboard to type" "We wrote a native implementation of node.js for Air Conditioning unit microcontrollers, ac.js" Am I getting there?<|eor|><|sor|>The Air Conditioning controller needs its own AC to cool down the 20 core CPU and 32 GB of RAM needed to run it.<|eor|><|sor|>These system requirements are already a bargain considering how async the whole application is<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
this_user
cy14mf4
<|sols|><|sot|>Business as usual on HN<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/sESblW3<|eol|><|sor|>"Why I no longer use a keyboard to type" "We wrote a native implementation of node.js for Air Conditioning unit microcontrollers, ac.js" Am I getting there?<|eor|><|sor|>> "Why I no longer use a keyboard to type" inb4 "Keyboards considered harmful" post<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
gianhut
cy1g608
<|sols|><|sot|>Business as usual on HN<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/sESblW3<|eol|><|sor|>> Hacker News is the only community where we can discuss diverse ideas in a civilized manner.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
tnbd
cy0w15n
<|sols|><|sot|>Business as usual on HN<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/sESblW3<|eol|><|sor|>"Why I no longer use a keyboard to type" "We wrote a native implementation of node.js for Air Conditioning unit microcontrollers, ac.js" Am I getting there?<|eor|><|sor|>The Air Conditioning controller needs its own AC to cool down the 20 core CPU and 32 GB of RAM needed to run it.<|eor|><|sor|>But is it webscale?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
myhf
cy35ggq
<|sols|><|sot|>Business as usual on HN<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/sESblW3<|eol|><|sor|>"Why I no longer use a keyboard to type" "We wrote a native implementation of node.js for Air Conditioning unit microcontrollers, ac.js" Am I getting there?<|eor|><|sor|>> "Why I no longer use a keyboard to type" inb4 "Keyboards considered harmful" post<|eor|><|sor|>"Rediscovering keyboards"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
porkslow
3pvru0
<|sols|><|sot|>Only 90's programmers will remember this<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.stack.imgur.com/4EfWk.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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rcode
cw9uuss
<|sols|><|sot|>Only 90's programmers will remember this<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.stack.imgur.com/4EfWk.png<|eol|><|sor|>Javascript in the backend for synergy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
ClickHereForBacardi
cw9x1i8
<|sols|><|sot|>Only 90's programmers will remember this<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.stack.imgur.com/4EfWk.png<|eol|><|sor|>[The 90s really were the glory days of top notch software.](http://i.imgur.com/DnKwSTK.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Atsch
cwa1xto
<|sols|><|sot|>Only 90's programmers will remember this<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.stack.imgur.com/4EfWk.png<|eol|><|sor|>[The 90s really were the glory days of top notch software.](http://i.imgur.com/DnKwSTK.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>WTF is that??!!<|eor|><|sor|>bonzi buddy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
spelunker
cwai9dd
<|sols|><|sot|>Only 90's programmers will remember this<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.stack.imgur.com/4EfWk.png<|eol|><|sor|>HOW IS POINTER HOW IS POINTER FORMED<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
sandsmark
cwa5zok
<|sols|><|sot|>Only 90's programmers will remember this<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.stack.imgur.com/4EfWk.png<|eol|><|sor|>Classique C++ master race "MY LANGUAGE IS SHIT, THEREFORE I'M SO MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU PLEBS FOR STILL USING IT!!!!11" Edit: Also, [le this](https://xkcd.com/378/)<|eor|><|sor|>IT IS HARD THEREFORE IT IS SHIT JAVASCRIPT IS SIMPLE THEREFORE BEST<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
wrongerontheinternet
cwa43zt
<|sols|><|sot|>Only 90's programmers will remember this<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.stack.imgur.com/4EfWk.png<|eol|><|sor|>> what is pointer [Oh, I know what that is](https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc6901).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Fanaticism
cwa27r5
<|sols|><|sot|>Only 90's programmers will remember this<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.stack.imgur.com/4EfWk.png<|eol|><|sor|>help me understand plz is C# very similar to C or C++ ? Or Java? i've never used it, just see it in job ads for my field. <|eor|><|sor|>Can't jerk to this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
gtg092x
cwarfyx
<|sols|><|sot|>Only 90's programmers will remember this<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.stack.imgur.com/4EfWk.png<|eol|><|sor|>[The 90s really were the glory days of top notch software.](http://i.imgur.com/DnKwSTK.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>WTF is that??!!<|eor|><|sor|>bonzi buddy<|eor|><|sor|>God he made for such a good metaphor as I tried to hunt him down and remove him from my pc. I pretended this was some awful safari and a beloved zoo animal was out of control and needed to be put down. Ah the 90s.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
llglgll
cwab8e5
<|sols|><|sot|>Only 90's programmers will remember this<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.stack.imgur.com/4EfWk.png<|eol|><|sor|> case this of 4realz -> upvote 4fakze -> upvote Too bad the author is probably one of those retards who thinks Le Secure Messaging Program should be written in C with full Unicode support. \>implying Clean Code meme is only done by the Real Programmers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
e13e7
cwaw4x7
<|sols|><|sot|>Only 90's programmers will remember this<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.stack.imgur.com/4EfWk.png<|eol|><|sor|>HOW IS POINTER HOW IS POINTER FORMED<|eor|><|sor|>They need to do the way instantiate memory> who free thier pointers. because these pointers can't deldete back?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
RankFoundry
cwae5ny
<|sols|><|sot|>Only 90's programmers will remember this<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.stack.imgur.com/4EfWk.png<|eol|><|sor|>Classique C++ master race "MY LANGUAGE IS SHIT, THEREFORE I'M SO MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU PLEBS FOR STILL USING IT!!!!11" Edit: Also, [le this](https://xkcd.com/378/)<|eor|><|sor|>IT IS HARD THEREFORE IT IS SHIT JAVASCRIPT IS SIMPLE THEREFORE BEST<|eor|><|sor|>C++ is a mess but JS is a complete turd. Really hard to defend either.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8
programmingcirclejerk
cmqv
1124yo7
<|sols|><|sot|>Linked lists are complicated. You can get something that compiles easily with C++, but to be sure it doesn't leak memory might require you to get that PhD after all.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34788322<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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brogus_amogus
j8i9bd8
<|sols|><|sot|>Linked lists are complicated. You can get something that compiles easily with C++, but to be sure it doesn't leak memory might require you to get that PhD after all.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34788322<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sorry, I don't understand the use case for a linked list, especially when most modern languages offer a `List` type or something to that effect that does the same thing. Clearly a `List` is a thing that just exists with no underlying implementation, so why would anyone need to make one themselves?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
tomwhoiscontrary
j8itzgm
<|sols|><|sot|>Linked lists are complicated. You can get something that compiles easily with C++, but to be sure it doesn't leak memory might require you to get that PhD after all.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34788322<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sorry, I don't understand the use case for a linked list, especially when most modern languages offer a `List` type or something to that effect that does the same thing. Clearly a `List` is a thing that just exists with no underlying implementation, so why would anyone need to make one themselves?<|eor|><|sor|>"God created the indexable collections, all else is the work of man." -- Leopold Kronecker<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
aikii
j8iivjy
<|sols|><|sot|>Linked lists are complicated. You can get something that compiles easily with C++, but to be sure it doesn't leak memory might require you to get that PhD after all.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34788322<|eol|><|sor|>Just restart the process. Can I have my PhD now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Handsomefoxhf
j8ij3an
<|sols|><|sot|>Linked lists are complicated. You can get something that compiles easily with C++, but to be sure it doesn't leak memory might require you to get that PhD after all.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34788322<|eol|><|sor|>Just restart the process. Can I have my PhD now.<|eor|><|sor|>[As a micro services expert, I know the fix for that: did you try sticking it into a systemd daemon that restarts it automatically when it crashes?](https://www.reddit.com/r/programmingcirclejerk/comments/zqltsy/as_a_micro_services_expert_i_know_the_fix_for/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Infernio
j8i1q8y
<|sols|><|sot|>Linked lists are complicated. You can get something that compiles easily with C++, but to be sure it doesn't leak memory might require you to get that PhD after all.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34788322<|eol|><|sor|>jerk where<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, no one has responded with "linked lists are worthless because ~~Rust is bad at them~~ something something cache," so I can't jerk to this at all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
jwezorek
j8j1mu3
<|sols|><|sot|>Linked lists are complicated. You can get something that compiles easily with C++, but to be sure it doesn't leak memory might require you to get that PhD after all.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34788322<|eol|><|sor|>Oh, yeah I had a friend who got a PhD on linked lists. His dissertation was on how to reverse them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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