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programmingcirclejerk | doomvox | hhnwkl1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I did start using Git the weekend it came out, and my Github user ID is in the low 2000s<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28956873<|eol|><|sor|>Your Github id is inversely proportional to your worth as a human being.<|eor|><|sor|>And directly proportional to your worth as a programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | xeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenu | q6p695 | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmingcirclejerk | WibblyWobblyWabbit | hgdb8w8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>This is the guy who ends up crying about his $2000 AWS bill for a to-do app.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | hgdklaw | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>Stuff like this is why people designing door bells in AutoCAD have the audacity to call us 'Not real engineers'.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmingcirclejerk | UnicornPrince4U | hgdiflv | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>I often look at 100+ images on my screen at once and am comforted that they were all uniquely resized for me on my browser load.
The thought that I would have to share an optimized image with other users during a global pandemic is frightening -- thank God for OP and God bless Jeff Bezos.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmingcirclejerk | RustEvangelist10xer | hgdc2k1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>So, the the servers are slow but lambda runs on that magic cloud with no servers, so no overhead. Top tier analysis here.
Or you can cut out the middleman and run the lambdas and servers in your garage like a true 10xer. Which is, yes, exactly what I do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmingcirclejerk | martinmine | hgegsj7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>This is the guy who ends up crying about his $2000 AWS bill for a to-do app.<|eor|><|sor|>But you have to appreciate the fact his image resizing system is truly webscale.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hgdk6ge | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>Wow. The environmental impact of porn galleries alone must be truly extraordinary.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | synchronium | hge0gsh | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>Stuff like this is why people designing door bells in AutoCAD have the audacity to call us 'Not real engineers'.<|eor|><|sor|>Im a Senior Principal Lead Architect Doorbell Engineer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | JimBoonie69 | hgf765c | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>I often look at 100+ images on my screen at once and am comforted that they were all uniquely resized for me on my browser load.
The thought that I would have to share an optimized image with other users during a global pandemic is frightening -- thank God for OP and God bless Jeff Bezos.<|eor|><|sor|>One hundred nudey photos all snapped perfectly to my wide-screen 8k display for maximum parallel jerking<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | Got_Tiger | hgdnodb | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>/uj think he might be trying to say something along the lines of "lambdas are better for workloads that have wildly disparate peak and average loads", which is arguably true for cloud computing in general
/rj just write your own lambdas like a true 10xer. not enough performance? Just buy more servers. What are you poor or something?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hgfzok8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>So, the the servers are slow but lambda runs on that magic cloud with no servers, so no overhead. Top tier analysis here.
Or you can cut out the middleman and run the lambdas and servers in your garage like a true 10xer. Which is, yes, exactly what I do.<|eor|><|sor|>The genius of lambda is that Amazon can run multiple workloads on a single processor. I have no idea how they do it.<|eor|><|sor|>Without a doubt the heavy lifting is done by node.js<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | disintegore | hgfitav | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>So, the the servers are slow but lambda runs on that magic cloud with no servers, so no overhead. Top tier analysis here.
Or you can cut out the middleman and run the lambdas and servers in your garage like a true 10xer. Which is, yes, exactly what I do.<|eor|><|sor|>The genius of lambda is that Amazon can run multiple workloads on a single processor. I have no idea how they do it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | glider97 | hgepmtd | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>Stuff like this is why people designing door bells in AutoCAD have the audacity to call us 'Not real engineers'.<|eor|><|sor|>> people designing door bells in AutoCAD
rekt lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | Jonno_FTW | hgf053e | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>Guy in OP is actually correct about every single thing he said and that entire run load would complete in under a half second while costing less than a hundredth of a cent. It's not a technology anyone who's not a 10x devops lead could understand.<|eor|><|sor|>You don't need 100 servers to resize 100 images lmao. You need 1 server, and process the requests in separate processes or threads or w/e your web server does when it receives a request.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | hugolive | hgdqu41 | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>/uj think he might be trying to say something along the lines of "lambdas are better for workloads that have wildly disparate peak and average loads", which is arguably true for cloud computing in general
/rj just write your own lambdas like a true 10xer. not enough performance? Just buy more servers. What are you poor or something?<|eor|><|sor|>He doesn't seem to write in Haskell so he can't be _that_ poor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | pentaduck | hggc2wd | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>So, the the servers are slow but lambda runs on that magic cloud with no servers, so no overhead. Top tier analysis here.
Or you can cut out the middleman and run the lambdas and servers in your garage like a true 10xer. Which is, yes, exactly what I do.<|eor|><|sor|>The genius of lambda is that Amazon can run multiple workloads on a single processor. I have no idea how they do it.<|eor|><|sor|>Without a doubt the heavy lifting is done by node.js<|eor|><|sor|>I have an idea. What if async/await was implemented in the Linux kernel? Like for example it could switch to a different task when you are waiting for io? That would truly make Linux webscale.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | disintegore | hgfios7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>Stuff like this is why people designing door bells in AutoCAD have the audacity to call us 'Not real engineers'.<|eor|><|sor|>It's really about how much math you've forgotten, in the end.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | untetheredocelot | hgf2q16 | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>My CPU is single threaded with no scheduling as that is Haram.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | BufferUnderpants | hgeyrz1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>/uj think he might be trying to say something along the lines of "lambdas are better for workloads that have wildly disparate peak and average loads", which is arguably true for cloud computing in general
/rj just write your own lambdas like a true 10xer. not enough performance? Just buy more servers. What are you poor or something?<|eor|><|sor|>Just spin up O(n^(2)) servers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | hgfzekn | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>Stuff like this is why people designing door bells in AutoCAD have the audacity to call us 'Not real engineers'.<|eor|><|sor|>This might just be the greatest burn of all time.<|eor|><|sor|>Tbh I saw this doorbell insult on r/programming or somewhere but can't find link to that comment.<|eor|><|sor|>nephew delete this<|eor|><|sor|>Why uncle?<|eor|><|sor|>appearances must be maintained for the preservation of our holy elitism<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | hgeu47z | <|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>Stuff like this is why people designing door bells in AutoCAD have the audacity to call us 'Not real engineers'.<|eor|><|sor|>This might just be the greatest burn of all time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | lambda-male | ourrgd | <|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmingcirclejerk | lambda-male | h74fvb0 | <|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>> haskell is the antithesis of object oriented.
Haskal is lazy, so it generates lots of thunks.
Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing.
Closures are just degenerate objects with one method.
Therefore haskal is just degenerate object oriented programming.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | h753wm0 | <|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>It's impressive having an opinion that's so bad that /r/ProgrammingLanguages downvotes you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | h74vm0t | <|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>> haskell is the antithesis of object oriented.
Haskal is lazy, so it generates lots of thunks.
Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing.
Closures are just degenerate objects with one method.
Therefore haskal is just degenerate object oriented programming.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Object oriented programming for degenerates<|eor|><|sor|>That would be Scala<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | integralWorker | h74tn14 | <|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>/j yeah semaphores are just immoral monads
/uj imagine if every language represented abstraction (summaries) that lead to another system of abstraction that inevitably lead to sequences of 1s and 0s.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | MisterOfScience | h74hoco | <|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>> haskell is the antithesis of object oriented.
Haskal is lazy, so it generates lots of thunks.
Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing.
Closures are just degenerate objects with one method.
Therefore haskal is just degenerate object oriented programming.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Object oriented programming for degenerates<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | PL_Design | h7557xu | <|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>It's impressive having an opinion that's so bad that /r/ProgrammingLanguages downvotes you.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey... those guys downvote me all the time!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | h7643f8 | <|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>> haskell is the antithesis of object oriented.
Haskal is lazy, so it generates lots of thunks.
Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing.
Closures are just degenerate objects with one method.
Therefore haskal is just degenerate object oriented programming.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Object oriented programming for degenerates<|eor|><|sor|>That would be Scala<|eor|><|sor|>What's Kotlin, then?<|eor|><|sor|>An ad campaign<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | AprilSpektra | h75c0bq | <|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>/j yeah semaphores are just immoral monads
/uj imagine if every language represented abstraction (summaries) that lead to another system of abstraction that inevitably lead to sequences of 1s and 0s.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't see how a sequence of 1s and zeros could run in nodejs<|eor|><|sor|>Well just wait till you see my NodeJS-based x86 emulator. It runs in an Electron shell and uses more RAM than that computer that won Jeopardy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | Shikadi297 | h752pez | <|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, or Python for that matter. Everyone always says Java and C++ are so different, but really, writing BASIC is fundamentally the same as writing Microsoft Excel formulas<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | r0ck0 | h7580t2 | <|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>tbh, brainfuck is not all that different, fundamentally, from Klik & Play.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | UsingYourWifi | h76itf8 | <|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>/j yeah semaphores are just immoral monads
/uj imagine if every language represented abstraction (summaries) that lead to another system of abstraction that inevitably lead to sequences of 1s and 0s.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't see how a sequence of 1s and zeros could run in nodejs<|eor|><|sor|>Correct, it has to be 1s and and 0.0000000000000000000000001s.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntaxitome | h76l8y1 | <|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Butcher isn't fundamentally different from surgeon. But one of them gets paid a lot more and is respected as a human being.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | h7633ra | <|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>> haskell is the antithesis of object oriented.
Haskal is lazy, so it generates lots of thunks.
Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing.
Closures are just degenerate objects with one method.
Therefore haskal is just degenerate object oriented programming.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Object oriented programming for degenerates<|eor|><|sor|>That would be Scala<|eor|><|sor|>What's Kotlin, then?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | lambda-male | h75xfd5 | <|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>> haskell is the antithesis of object oriented.
Haskal is lazy, so it generates lots of thunks.
Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing.
Closures are just degenerate objects with one method.
Therefore haskal is just degenerate object oriented programming.<|eoopr|><|sor|>> Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing. Closures are just degenerate objects with one method.
Exactly.<|eor|><|soopr|>That's why i use standard ml btw.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | h753umu | <|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>> haskell is the antithesis of object oriented.
Haskal is lazy, so it generates lots of thunks.
Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing.
Closures are just degenerate objects with one method.
Therefore haskal is just degenerate object oriented programming.<|eoopr|><|sor|>> Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing. Closures are just degenerate objects with one method.
Exactly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | reddit_pls_fix | h75xozx | <|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>tbh, brainfuck is not all that different, fundamentally, from Klik & Play.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, that takes me back, the granddaddy of game makers. Wouldn't be the webshit I am today without it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | duffpl | h769ni2 | <|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>> haskell is the antithesis of object oriented.
Haskal is lazy, so it generates lots of thunks.
Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing.
Closures are just degenerate objects with one method.
Therefore haskal is just degenerate object oriented programming.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Object oriented programming for degenerates<|eor|><|sor|>That would be Scala<|eor|><|sor|>What's Kotlin, then?<|eor|><|sor|>It's polish ketchup https://kotlin.ketchupy.pl/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | MuffinBomber | mgpehu | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmingcirclejerk | nmarshall23 | gsuel43 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>The answer is obvious..
Who wants to write an operating system in Python?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmingcirclejerk | qqwy | gsuhimg | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Lol, no macros.
Also, Python is slooooow. It has taken _years_ to count from two to three.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmingcirclejerk | voidvector | gsuf40t | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>The answer is obvious..
Who wants to write an operating system in Python?<|eor|><|sor|>This is why Rust is the perfect choice for rewrite<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmingcirclejerk | hugolive | gsurc7f | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>> Elisp isn't that great, actually, but it's still a lisp, so it's light years ahead of non-lisp langs anyway
Based and lispilled.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmingcirclejerk | xmcqdpt2 | gsut8ti | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Lol, no macros.
Also, Python is slooooow. It has taken _years_ to count from two to three.<|eor|><|sor|>me: can we stop and grab some macros?
guido van rossum: we have macros at home
[macros at home ](https://docs.python.org/3/library/functions.html#eval)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | oldmanwillow21 | gsumo9c | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>All devs should be forced to start new projects in whatever language tops TIOBE that day. Further, rewrites are mandatory whenever the index shifts. It's the only way to maintain sane standards and be inclusive to all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmingcirclejerk | AegisCZ | gsumlqw | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>why doesn't somebody take this giant codebase and completely rewrite it for incredibly negligible gains <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | nmarshall23 | gsunyr0 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>The answer is obvious..
Who wants to write an operating system in Python?<|eor|><|sor|>*nervously raises hand*<|eor|><|sor|>_
Are you some kind of snake lover? Or data scientist?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | boring_cactus | gsunglf | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>The answer is obvious..
Who wants to write an operating system in Python?<|eor|><|sor|>*nervously raises hand*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | brool | gsuokuf | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>All devs should be forced to start new projects in whatever language tops TIOBE that day. Further, rewrites are mandatory whenever the index shifts. It's the only way to maintain sane standards and be inclusive to all.<|eor|><|sor|>Might I suggest that they instead just write all _new_ code in whatever language tops TIOBE? Making shims to map one language to another will be an excellent producer of blog articles and tech presentations, and the system itself will evolve naturally with the changing standards in the industry.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | republitard_2 | gsus6mh | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>Now you've gone and done it. Someone, somewhere just began work on Emacs.js.<|eor|><|sor|>```
(with-unjerk
```
That actually happened a long time ago: http://www.ymacs.org/
```
)
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | smackinpuppies | gsuo1wv | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>Now you've gone and done it. Someone, somewhere just began work on Emacs.js.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | GOPHERS_GONE_WILD | gsugj2n | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>you can't write programs for your operating system in a language that isn't turing complete. dumb snakeposters<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | Empty_Tip | gsuq9tf | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>An emacs like editor written extended in lua or python or something would be pretty neat though, not jerking. I find lisp to be extremely difficult to read and write but maybe I'm just not used to it.<|eor|><|sor|>I find python and lua extremely difficult to read
Checkmate <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | oldmanwillow21 | gsuoyoj | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>All devs should be forced to start new projects in whatever language tops TIOBE that day. Further, rewrites are mandatory whenever the index shifts. It's the only way to maintain sane standards and be inclusive to all.<|eor|><|sor|>Might I suggest that they instead just write all _new_ code in whatever language tops TIOBE? Making shims to map one language to another will be an excellent producer of blog articles and tech presentations, and the system itself will evolve naturally with the changing standards in the industry.<|eor|><|sor|>No, mostly because I could see this actually being proposed. Delete your ~~post~~ ~~account~~ memory from at least 5 minutes prior to making this unapproved suggestion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | oldmanwillow21 | gsv2bej | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>The answer is obvious..
Who wants to write an operating system in Python?<|eor|><|sor|>*nervously raises hand*<|eor|><|sor|>_
Are you some kind of snake lover? Or data scientist?<|eor|><|sor|>s/snake/comedy troupe/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | gsveykh | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>> Elisp isn't that great, actually, but it's still a lisp, so it's light years ahead of non-lisp langs anyway
Based and lispilled.<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like we should rewrite in Haskal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | categorical-girl | gsvv2zs | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>why doesn't somebody take this giant codebase and completely rewrite it for incredibly negligible gains <|eor|><|sor|>Note: this somebody cannot be me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | loopsdeer | gsvll1k | <|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>Now you've gone and done it. Someone, somewhere just began work on Emacs.js.<|eor|><|sor|>```
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```
That actually happened a long time ago: http://www.ymacs.org/
```
)
```<|eor|><|sor|>Oh... how did... but you can't just... oh my god.<|eor|><|sor|>>News
>2012-03-28 tagged version 0.5. Thought it was dead, huh?
Deep breaths. It's okay.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | ktji5i | <|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmingcirclejerk | Karyo_Ten | gimwuhu | <|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>> Excel is a battle-tested functional programming environment which has intermediate states easily visualized and debugged!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | Karyo_Ten | gimxwcm | <|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>> Excel is a battle-tested functional programming environment which has intermediate states easily visualized and debugged!<|eor|><|soopr|>You don't realise how brilliant excel is. It forces you to write column names in first row thus they disappear when you scroll down, therefore the programmer is forced to internalize the column names which leads quality formulaes with disruption in data which no one cares about anyways.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Wait until they hear about "freeze rows" and Excel will glow in the dark like a radioactive little bugger that disrupts your genetic data.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | FinJoTheGreat | gin0dp2 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why you'd want to. Like literally every aspect of your business should be running on a SQL database. Once you find yourself joining across 30 tables, taking days to add new indexes, and hitting major production issues, *then* you should consider an alternative.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | gimxr4u | <|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>> Excel is a battle-tested functional programming environment which has intermediate states easily visualized and debugged!<|eor|><|soopr|>You don't realise how brilliant excel is. It forces you to write column names in first row thus they disappear when you scroll down, therefore the programmer is forced to internalize the column names which leads quality formulaes with disruption in data which no one cares about anyways.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmingcirclejerk | YM_Industries | gin7ont | <|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why you'd want to. Like literally every aspect of your business should be running on a SQL database. Once you find yourself joining across 30 tables, taking days to add new indexes, and hitting major production issues, *then* you should consider an alternative.<|eor|><|sor|>not using Oracle is premature optimization<|eor|><|sor|>Ditching Oracle is an optimisation that's never premature. Even if you've never used Oracle you still ditched it too late.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | officerthegeek | gin3qat | <|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why you'd want to. Like literally every aspect of your business should be running on a SQL database. Once you find yourself joining across 30 tables, taking days to add new indexes, and hitting major production issues, *then* you should consider an alternative.<|eor|><|sor|>not using Oracle is premature optimization<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | gin76w1 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why you'd want to. Like literally every aspect of your business should be running on a SQL database. Once you find yourself joining across 30 tables, taking days to add new indexes, and hitting major production issues, *then* you should consider an alternative.<|eor|><|soopr|>Mongo is the only nosql db in existence<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | Earhacker | gin5vi5 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why you'd want to. Like literally every aspect of your business should be running on a SQL database. Once you find yourself joining across 30 tables, taking days to add new indexes, and hitting major production issues, *then* you should consider an alternative.<|eor|><|sor|>Wheres the jerk?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | gin853m | <|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>> Excel is a battle-tested functional programming environment which has intermediate states easily visualized and debugged!<|eor|><|soopr|>You don't realise how brilliant excel is. It forces you to write column names in first row thus they disappear when you scroll down, therefore the programmer is forced to internalize the column names which leads quality formulaes with disruption in data which no one cares about anyways.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Wait until they hear about "freeze rows" and Excel will glow in the dark like a radioactive little bugger that disrupts your genetic data.<|eor|><|soopr|>/uj thanks<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | satanikimplegarida | gin7ug8 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why you'd want to. Like literally every aspect of your business should be running on a SQL database. Once you find yourself joining across 30 tables, taking days to add new indexes, and hitting major production issues, *then* you should consider an alternative.<|eor|><|sor|>not using Oracle is premature optimization<|eor|><|sor|>Ditching Oracle is an optimisation that's never premature. Even if you've never used Oracle you still ditched it too late.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes! Also, friends don't let friends use Oracle.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | Earhacker | gip1wzg | <|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why you'd want to. Like literally every aspect of your business should be running on a SQL database. Once you find yourself joining across 30 tables, taking days to add new indexes, and hitting major production issues, *then* you should consider an alternative.<|eor|><|sor|>Wheres the jerk?<|eor|><|sor|>/uj It's been a while since I hung around Hacker News, but there seemed to be this mindset that startups should be scrappy and that meant putting up with SQL databases as much as possible regardless of how well-suited they were for the job.<|eor|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM comments WHERE unjerk = true;
I thought wed gone full circle on that now, and SQL is still the best solution around for almost all problems, and NoSQL is a silly idea and the Mongo companys greatest talents work in their marketing department.
No?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | ginyvrf | <|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why you'd want to. Like literally every aspect of your business should be running on a SQL database. Once you find yourself joining across 30 tables, taking days to add new indexes, and hitting major production issues, *then* you should consider an alternative.<|eor|><|sor|>> literally every aspect of your business should be running on a SQL database
Need a time-series? Just use a row db man.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | marmakoide | gin037m | <|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>Fractal WTF, with many levels of WTF all folded together<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | ginyyao | <|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>> Excel is a battle-tested functional programming environment which has intermediate states easily visualized and debugged!<|eor|><|sor|>> battle-tested
So, "shitty and behind the curve"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProgVal | kho2mn | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn, I'm jealous... Here in Australia searching 'rust developer' / 'rust software engineer' in LinkedIn the only jobs that pop up are technicians that need experience removing rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/khlln4/how_rust_changed_and_saved_my_life/gglw5kx/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmingcirclejerk | sierramikeromeo | ggm7tj1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn, I'm jealous... Here in Australia searching 'rust developer' / 'rust software engineer' in LinkedIn the only jobs that pop up are technicians that need experience removing rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/khlln4/how_rust_changed_and_saved_my_life/gglw5kx/<|eol|><|sor|>All I can think of is what Type of rust it really is? Iron rust, steel rust, copper rust, which one? Then I took a moral vow to make a generic rust remover that would look at the type of chemical reaction and then implement rust removal process for each different reaction. But that was not enough, since the rust had different scopes, some of it was older and harder to get off, so I wrote an even more generic rust remover that would consider the lifetime of the rust as well!
Of course, I was just hired twice to remove the rust, so all this effort was in vain. But hey, atleast I had a scalable, safe and fast solution for my two customers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmingcirclejerk | Jumpy-Locksmith6812 | ggms32e | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn, I'm jealous... Here in Australia searching 'rust developer' / 'rust software engineer' in LinkedIn the only jobs that pop up are technicians that need experience removing rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/khlln4/how_rust_changed_and_saved_my_life/gglw5kx/<|eol|><|sor|>C#? Piano teachers. Ruby? Precious stone dealers. Python? Snake handlers. Java? Baristas. Lisp? Speech therapists. Australia be like...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProgVal | ggmit94 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn, I'm jealous... Here in Australia searching 'rust developer' / 'rust software engineer' in LinkedIn the only jobs that pop up are technicians that need experience removing rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/khlln4/how_rust_changed_and_saved_my_life/gglw5kx/<|eol|><|sor|>To make the most of out this jerk, it's best to go through the OP, and here is the crucial ingredient: the job OP (who was saved from the miserable Java enterprise job life by Rust, of course) got is Blockchain related. Now, that... (Rust + Blockchain) is delicious.<|eor|><|soopr|>Blockchains are the logical continuation of Java's philosophy: compile once, run **literally** everywhere<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | FufufufuThrthrthr | ggnrtji | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn, I'm jealous... Here in Australia searching 'rust developer' / 'rust software engineer' in LinkedIn the only jobs that pop up are technicians that need experience removing rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/khlln4/how_rust_changed_and_saved_my_life/gglw5kx/<|eol|><|sor|>To make the most of out this jerk, it's best to go through the OP, and here is the crucial ingredient: the job OP (who was saved from the miserable Java enterprise job life by Rust, of course) got is Blockchain related. Now, that... (Rust + Blockchain) is delicious.<|eor|><|soopr|>Blockchains are the logical continuation of Java's philosophy: compile once, run **literally** everywhere<|eoopr|><|sor|>Blockchains do run anywhere, even in the background of web browsers of unsecured computers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntaxitome | ggo9607 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn, I'm jealous... Here in Australia searching 'rust developer' / 'rust software engineer' in LinkedIn the only jobs that pop up are technicians that need experience removing rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/khlln4/how_rust_changed_and_saved_my_life/gglw5kx/<|eol|><|sor|>Developers are migrating back to C++, I knew it<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
The smart ones knew better than to hop onto the cargo culting bandwagon. At least, as far as career is concerned.<|eor|><|sor|>Where's the unjerk?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | nmarshall23 | ggnfysr | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn, I'm jealous... Here in Australia searching 'rust developer' / 'rust software engineer' in LinkedIn the only jobs that pop up are technicians that need experience removing rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/khlln4/how_rust_changed_and_saved_my_life/gglw5kx/<|eol|><|sor|>You can never truly remove the rust out of a circlejerk.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | theangeryemacsshibe | ggo1g43 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn, I'm jealous... Here in Australia searching 'rust developer' / 'rust software engineer' in LinkedIn the only jobs that pop up are technicians that need experience removing rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/khlln4/how_rust_changed_and_saved_my_life/gglw5kx/<|eol|><|sor|>Oi m8 it was all a fucken coverup for setting up me new Lisp implementation called Steel Wool Common Lisp, the blokes that take the job do Rust removal alrite, we got the installation guide pinned in the shed and we throw venomous dingoes at anyone who catches whiff of our plan<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | k4z612 | <|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | gec0bvx | <|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>> This guy is my cousins best friends boyfriends brother.
I think he had to use Dijkstra's shortest path algorithm.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmingcirclejerk | ShirkingDemiurge | gebvqxp | <|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>But does he comment on r/programmingcirclejerk?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | gec22zx | <|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not my typical reddit tinkerer.
You've never seen my comments on HN because not only do I not reuse passwords, I don't even reuse usernames.<|eor|><|soopr|>throwaway163737 1 minute ago []
Using the same Hacker News username across posts is a mistake. As you continue to comment, youll gradually leak information about yourself, be that what your interests are, what times you comment, your writing style, or your IP address. Luckily, Hacker News is welcoming of this need by allowing me to register an account for every comment I make, and there isnt even a privacy-invasive CAPTCHA that I need to deal with. I consider my green username a badge of honor around here.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | gec06y7 | <|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not my typical reddit tinkerer.
You've never seen my comments on HN because not only do I not reuse passwords, I don't even reuse usernames.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProgVal | gecph8p | <|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>> This guy is my cousins best friends boyfriends brother.
I think he had to use Dijkstra's shortest path algorithm.<|eor|><|sor|>That's hard to implement and not scalable, they must have used Amazon EdgeGraph instead<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | HorstKugel | gebzg8l | <|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>good quote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | Jumpy-Locksmith6812 | gecn6j1 | <|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not my typical reddit tinkerer.
You've never seen my comments on HN because not only do I not reuse passwords, I don't even reuse usernames.<|eor|><|soopr|>throwaway163737 1 minute ago []
Using the same Hacker News username across posts is a mistake. As you continue to comment, youll gradually leak information about yourself, be that what your interests are, what times you comment, your writing style, or your IP address. Luckily, Hacker News is welcoming of this need by allowing me to register an account for every comment I make, and there isnt even a privacy-invasive CAPTCHA that I need to deal with. I consider my green username a badge of honor around here.<|eoopr|><|sor|>in fact a new account can comment once, second comment is shadow banned. So thats a good reason to keep creating new ones<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | First_Cardinal | gecrs62 | <|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>/u/etaionshrd isnt your usual 1xer. Ive seen his posts on /r/programmingcirclejerk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | sjd96 | gecvv19 | <|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>This guy isn't your typical HN webshit. I've seen his comments on PCJ.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | Audiblade | gecc0kg | <|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not my typical reddit tinkerer.
You've never seen my comments on HN because not only do I not reuse passwords, I don't even reuse usernames.<|eor|><|soopr|>throwaway163737 1 minute ago []
Using the same Hacker News username across posts is a mistake. As you continue to comment, youll gradually leak information about yourself, be that what your interests are, what times you comment, your writing style, or your IP address. Luckily, Hacker News is welcoming of this need by allowing me to register an account for every comment I make, and there isnt even a privacy-invasive CAPTCHA that I need to deal with. I consider my green username a badge of honor around here.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yeah, that's my excuse too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | gedj4g0 | <|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>Probably legendary comments like
"Just bought some Go stickers to put them over my RoR ones on my Macbook Pro <3"
Also when I get to this level of notoriety, can I start putting my HN comments on my CV?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | enedil | gecy673 | <|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not my typical reddit tinkerer.
You've never seen my comments on HN because not only do I not reuse passwords, I don't even reuse usernames.<|eor|><|soopr|>throwaway163737 1 minute ago []
Using the same Hacker News username across posts is a mistake. As you continue to comment, youll gradually leak information about yourself, be that what your interests are, what times you comment, your writing style, or your IP address. Luckily, Hacker News is welcoming of this need by allowing me to register an account for every comment I make, and there isnt even a privacy-invasive CAPTCHA that I need to deal with. I consider my green username a badge of honor around here.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I want to hide you comment but I cannot. Is this because I browse without Javascript enabled?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | ged760m | <|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not my typical reddit tinkerer.
You've never seen my comments on HN because not only do I not reuse passwords, I don't even reuse usernames.<|eor|><|soopr|>throwaway163737 1 minute ago []
Using the same Hacker News username across posts is a mistake. As you continue to comment, youll gradually leak information about yourself, be that what your interests are, what times you comment, your writing style, or your IP address. Luckily, Hacker News is welcoming of this need by allowing me to register an account for every comment I make, and there isnt even a privacy-invasive CAPTCHA that I need to deal with. I consider my green username a badge of honor around here.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I want to hide you comment but I cannot. Is this because I browse without Javascript enabled?<|eor|><|sor|>/uj It took me forever to figure out why Hacker News could only collapse comments on certain computers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
programmingcirclejerk | ArkyBeagle | ged27u8 | <|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not my typical reddit tinkerer.
You've never seen my comments on HN because not only do I not reuse passwords, I don't even reuse usernames.<|eor|><|soopr|>throwaway163737 1 minute ago []
Using the same Hacker News username across posts is a mistake. As you continue to comment, youll gradually leak information about yourself, be that what your interests are, what times you comment, your writing style, or your IP address. Luckily, Hacker News is welcoming of this need by allowing me to register an account for every comment I make, and there isnt even a privacy-invasive CAPTCHA that I need to deal with. I consider my green username a badge of honor around here.<|eoopr|><|sor|>> Using ... Hacker News ... is a mistake<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | jaccarmac | hhskoi | <|sols|><|sot|>To mitigate [slow compile times], you can download all crates in advance to cache them locally. ... The archive size is surprisingly reasonable, with roughly 50GB of required disk space.<|eot|><|sol|>https://endler.dev/2020/rust-compile-times/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmingcirclejerk | Vaglame | fwc1qyz | <|sols|><|sot|>To mitigate [slow compile times], you can download all crates in advance to cache them locally. ... The archive size is surprisingly reasonable, with roughly 50GB of required disk space.<|eot|><|sol|>https://endler.dev/2020/rust-compile-times/<|eol|><|sor|>That's a great tip for JavaScript too! Can't wait to see `npm isntall all-scriptures`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
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