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programmingcirclejerk
doomvox
hhnwkl1
<|sols|><|sot|>I did start using Git the weekend it came out, and my Github user ID is in the low 2000s<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28956873<|eol|><|sor|>Your Github id is inversely proportional to your worth as a human being.<|eor|><|sor|>And directly proportional to your worth as a programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8
programmingcirclejerk
xeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenu
q6p695
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
141
programmingcirclejerk
WibblyWobblyWabbit
hgdb8w8
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>This is the guy who ends up crying about his $2000 AWS bill for a to-do app.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
146
programmingcirclejerk
camelCaseIsWebScale
hgdklaw
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>Stuff like this is why people designing door bells in AutoCAD have the audacity to call us 'Not real engineers'.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
128
programmingcirclejerk
UnicornPrince4U
hgdiflv
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>I often look at 100+ images on my screen at once and am comforted that they were all uniquely resized for me on my browser load. The thought that I would have to share an optimized image with other users during a global pandemic is frightening -- thank God for OP and God bless Jeff Bezos.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
111
programmingcirclejerk
RustEvangelist10xer
hgdc2k1
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>So, the the servers are slow but lambda runs on that magic cloud with no servers, so no overhead. Top tier analysis here. Or you can cut out the middleman and run the lambdas and servers in your garage like a true 10xer. Which is, yes, exactly what I do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
75
programmingcirclejerk
martinmine
hgegsj7
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>This is the guy who ends up crying about his $2000 AWS bill for a to-do app.<|eor|><|sor|>But you have to appreciate the fact his image resizing system is truly webscale.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
66
programmingcirclejerk
duckbill_principate
hgdk6ge
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>Wow. The environmental impact of porn galleries alone must be truly extraordinary.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
synchronium
hge0gsh
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>Stuff like this is why people designing door bells in AutoCAD have the audacity to call us 'Not real engineers'.<|eor|><|sor|>Im a Senior Principal Lead Architect Doorbell Engineer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39
programmingcirclejerk
JimBoonie69
hgf765c
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>I often look at 100+ images on my screen at once and am comforted that they were all uniquely resized for me on my browser load. The thought that I would have to share an optimized image with other users during a global pandemic is frightening -- thank God for OP and God bless Jeff Bezos.<|eor|><|sor|>One hundred nudey photos all snapped perfectly to my wide-screen 8k display for maximum parallel jerking<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
32
programmingcirclejerk
Got_Tiger
hgdnodb
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>/uj think he might be trying to say something along the lines of "lambdas are better for workloads that have wildly disparate peak and average loads", which is arguably true for cloud computing in general /rj just write your own lambdas like a true 10xer. not enough performance? Just buy more servers. What are you poor or something?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
31
programmingcirclejerk
duckbill_principate
hgfzok8
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>So, the the servers are slow but lambda runs on that magic cloud with no servers, so no overhead. Top tier analysis here. Or you can cut out the middleman and run the lambdas and servers in your garage like a true 10xer. Which is, yes, exactly what I do.<|eor|><|sor|>The genius of lambda is that Amazon can run multiple workloads on a single processor. I have no idea how they do it.<|eor|><|sor|>Without a doubt the heavy lifting is done by node.js<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
27
programmingcirclejerk
disintegore
hgfitav
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>So, the the servers are slow but lambda runs on that magic cloud with no servers, so no overhead. Top tier analysis here. Or you can cut out the middleman and run the lambdas and servers in your garage like a true 10xer. Which is, yes, exactly what I do.<|eor|><|sor|>The genius of lambda is that Amazon can run multiple workloads on a single processor. I have no idea how they do it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
22
programmingcirclejerk
glider97
hgepmtd
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>Stuff like this is why people designing door bells in AutoCAD have the audacity to call us 'Not real engineers'.<|eor|><|sor|>> people designing door bells in AutoCAD rekt lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
20
programmingcirclejerk
Jonno_FTW
hgf053e
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>Guy in OP is actually correct about every single thing he said and that entire run load would complete in under a half second while costing less than a hundredth of a cent. It's not a technology anyone who's not a 10x devops lead could understand.<|eor|><|sor|>You don't need 100 servers to resize 100 images lmao. You need 1 server, and process the requests in separate processes or threads or w/e your web server does when it receives a request.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
20
programmingcirclejerk
hugolive
hgdqu41
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>/uj think he might be trying to say something along the lines of "lambdas are better for workloads that have wildly disparate peak and average loads", which is arguably true for cloud computing in general /rj just write your own lambdas like a true 10xer. not enough performance? Just buy more servers. What are you poor or something?<|eor|><|sor|>He doesn't seem to write in Haskell so he can't be _that_ poor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
pentaduck
hggc2wd
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>So, the the servers are slow but lambda runs on that magic cloud with no servers, so no overhead. Top tier analysis here. Or you can cut out the middleman and run the lambdas and servers in your garage like a true 10xer. Which is, yes, exactly what I do.<|eor|><|sor|>The genius of lambda is that Amazon can run multiple workloads on a single processor. I have no idea how they do it.<|eor|><|sor|>Without a doubt the heavy lifting is done by node.js<|eor|><|sor|>I have an idea. What if async/await was implemented in the Linux kernel? Like for example it could switch to a different task when you are waiting for io? That would truly make Linux webscale.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
disintegore
hgfios7
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>Stuff like this is why people designing door bells in AutoCAD have the audacity to call us 'Not real engineers'.<|eor|><|sor|>It's really about how much math you've forgotten, in the end.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
16
programmingcirclejerk
untetheredocelot
hgf2q16
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>My CPU is single threaded with no scheduling as that is Haram.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
programmingcirclejerk
BufferUnderpants
hgeyrz1
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>/uj think he might be trying to say something along the lines of "lambdas are better for workloads that have wildly disparate peak and average loads", which is arguably true for cloud computing in general /rj just write your own lambdas like a true 10xer. not enough performance? Just buy more servers. What are you poor or something?<|eor|><|sor|>Just spin up O(n^(2)) servers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
programmingcirclejerk
duckbill_principate
hgfzekn
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>Stuff like this is why people designing door bells in AutoCAD have the audacity to call us 'Not real engineers'.<|eor|><|sor|>This might just be the greatest burn of all time.<|eor|><|sor|>Tbh I saw this doorbell insult on r/programming or somewhere but can't find link to that comment.<|eor|><|sor|>nephew delete this<|eor|><|sor|>Why uncle?<|eor|><|sor|>appearances must be maintained for the preservation of our holy elitism<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
programmingcirclejerk
PL_Design
hgeu47z
<|sols|><|sot|>Say you open a page with a 100 images on it for example. With lambda the all images are resized for you in parallel, so total 100ms. If this was servers, would have to run 100 servers to give you the same performance.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28840200<|eol|><|sor|>Stuff like this is why people designing door bells in AutoCAD have the audacity to call us 'Not real engineers'.<|eor|><|sor|>This might just be the greatest burn of all time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
14
programmingcirclejerk
lambda-male
ourrgd
<|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
lambda-male
h74fvb0
<|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>> haskell is the antithesis of object oriented. Haskal is lazy, so it generates lots of thunks. Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing. Closures are just degenerate objects with one method. Therefore haskal is just degenerate object oriented programming.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
fp_weenie
h753wm0
<|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>It's impressive having an opinion that's so bad that /r/ProgrammingLanguages downvotes you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
pareidolist
h74vm0t
<|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>> haskell is the antithesis of object oriented. Haskal is lazy, so it generates lots of thunks. Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing. Closures are just degenerate objects with one method. Therefore haskal is just degenerate object oriented programming.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Object oriented programming for degenerates<|eor|><|sor|>That would be Scala<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
44
programmingcirclejerk
integralWorker
h74tn14
<|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>/j yeah semaphores are just immoral monads /uj imagine if every language represented abstraction (summaries) that lead to another system of abstraction that inevitably lead to sequences of 1s and 0s.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
MisterOfScience
h74hoco
<|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>> haskell is the antithesis of object oriented. Haskal is lazy, so it generates lots of thunks. Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing. Closures are just degenerate objects with one method. Therefore haskal is just degenerate object oriented programming.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Object oriented programming for degenerates<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
PL_Design
h7557xu
<|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>It's impressive having an opinion that's so bad that /r/ProgrammingLanguages downvotes you.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey... those guys downvote me all the time!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
pareidolist
h7643f8
<|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>> haskell is the antithesis of object oriented. Haskal is lazy, so it generates lots of thunks. Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing. Closures are just degenerate objects with one method. Therefore haskal is just degenerate object oriented programming.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Object oriented programming for degenerates<|eor|><|sor|>That would be Scala<|eor|><|sor|>What's Kotlin, then?<|eor|><|sor|>An ad campaign<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
AprilSpektra
h75c0bq
<|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>/j yeah semaphores are just immoral monads /uj imagine if every language represented abstraction (summaries) that lead to another system of abstraction that inevitably lead to sequences of 1s and 0s.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't see how a sequence of 1s and zeros could run in nodejs<|eor|><|sor|>Well just wait till you see my NodeJS-based x86 emulator. It runs in an Electron shell and uses more RAM than that computer that won Jeopardy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Shikadi297
h752pez
<|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, or Python for that matter. Everyone always says Java and C++ are so different, but really, writing BASIC is fundamentally the same as writing Microsoft Excel formulas<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
r0ck0
h7580t2
<|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>tbh, brainfuck is not all that different, fundamentally, from Klik & Play.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
programmingcirclejerk
UsingYourWifi
h76itf8
<|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>/j yeah semaphores are just immoral monads /uj imagine if every language represented abstraction (summaries) that lead to another system of abstraction that inevitably lead to sequences of 1s and 0s.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't see how a sequence of 1s and zeros could run in nodejs<|eor|><|sor|>Correct, it has to be 1s and and 0.0000000000000000000000001s.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
muntaxitome
h76l8y1
<|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>Butcher isn't fundamentally different from surgeon. But one of them gets paid a lot more and is respected as a human being.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
ProfessorSexyTime
h7633ra
<|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>> haskell is the antithesis of object oriented. Haskal is lazy, so it generates lots of thunks. Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing. Closures are just degenerate objects with one method. Therefore haskal is just degenerate object oriented programming.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Object oriented programming for degenerates<|eor|><|sor|>That would be Scala<|eor|><|sor|>What's Kotlin, then?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
lambda-male
h75xfd5
<|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>> haskell is the antithesis of object oriented. Haskal is lazy, so it generates lots of thunks. Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing. Closures are just degenerate objects with one method. Therefore haskal is just degenerate object oriented programming.<|eoopr|><|sor|>> Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing. Closures are just degenerate objects with one method. Exactly.<|eor|><|soopr|>That's why i use standard ml btw.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
fp_weenie
h753umu
<|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>> haskell is the antithesis of object oriented. Haskal is lazy, so it generates lots of thunks. Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing. Closures are just degenerate objects with one method. Therefore haskal is just degenerate object oriented programming.<|eoopr|><|sor|>> Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing. Closures are just degenerate objects with one method. Exactly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
reddit_pls_fix
h75xozx
<|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|sor|>tbh, brainfuck is not all that different, fundamentally, from Klik & Play.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, that takes me back, the granddaddy of game makers. Wouldn't be the webshit I am today without it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
duffpl
h769ni2
<|sols|><|sot|>tbh, haskell is not all that different, fundamentally, from C.<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/ProgrammingLanguages/comments/oucwdq/what_are_the_top_3_to_5_imperative_programming/h73f4zs?context=3<|eol|><|soopr|>> haskell is the antithesis of object oriented. Haskal is lazy, so it generates lots of thunks. Thunks are just degenarate closures taking in nothing. Closures are just degenerate objects with one method. Therefore haskal is just degenerate object oriented programming.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Object oriented programming for degenerates<|eor|><|sor|>That would be Scala<|eor|><|sor|>What's Kotlin, then?<|eor|><|sor|>It's polish ketchup https://kotlin.ketchupy.pl/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
MuffinBomber
mgpehu
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
nmarshall23
gsuel43
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>The answer is obvious.. Who wants to write an operating system in Python?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
qqwy
gsuhimg
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Lol, no macros. Also, Python is slooooow. It has taken _years_ to count from two to three.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
voidvector
gsuf40t
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>The answer is obvious.. Who wants to write an operating system in Python?<|eor|><|sor|>This is why Rust is the perfect choice for rewrite<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
65
programmingcirclejerk
hugolive
gsurc7f
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>> Elisp isn't that great, actually, but it's still a lisp, so it's light years ahead of non-lisp langs anyway Based and lispilled.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
63
programmingcirclejerk
xmcqdpt2
gsut8ti
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Lol, no macros. Also, Python is slooooow. It has taken _years_ to count from two to three.<|eor|><|sor|>me: can we stop and grab some macros? guido van rossum: we have macros at home [macros at home ](https://docs.python.org/3/library/functions.html#eval)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
51
programmingcirclejerk
oldmanwillow21
gsumo9c
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>All devs should be forced to start new projects in whatever language tops TIOBE that day. Further, rewrites are mandatory whenever the index shifts. It's the only way to maintain sane standards and be inclusive to all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
48
programmingcirclejerk
AegisCZ
gsumlqw
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>why doesn't somebody take this giant codebase and completely rewrite it for incredibly negligible gains <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33
programmingcirclejerk
nmarshall23
gsunyr0
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>The answer is obvious.. Who wants to write an operating system in Python?<|eor|><|sor|>*nervously raises hand*<|eor|><|sor|>_ Are you some kind of snake lover? Or data scientist?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
30
programmingcirclejerk
boring_cactus
gsunglf
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>The answer is obvious.. Who wants to write an operating system in Python?<|eor|><|sor|>*nervously raises hand*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
28
programmingcirclejerk
brool
gsuokuf
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>All devs should be forced to start new projects in whatever language tops TIOBE that day. Further, rewrites are mandatory whenever the index shifts. It's the only way to maintain sane standards and be inclusive to all.<|eor|><|sor|>Might I suggest that they instead just write all _new_ code in whatever language tops TIOBE? Making shims to map one language to another will be an excellent producer of blog articles and tech presentations, and the system itself will evolve naturally with the changing standards in the industry.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
26
programmingcirclejerk
republitard_2
gsus6mh
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>Now you've gone and done it. Someone, somewhere just began work on Emacs.js.<|eor|><|sor|>``` (with-unjerk ``` That actually happened a long time ago: http://www.ymacs.org/ ``` ) ```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
22
programmingcirclejerk
smackinpuppies
gsuo1wv
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>Now you've gone and done it. Someone, somewhere just began work on Emacs.js.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
21
programmingcirclejerk
GOPHERS_GONE_WILD
gsugj2n
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>you can't write programs for your operating system in a language that isn't turing complete. dumb snakeposters<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
20
programmingcirclejerk
Empty_Tip
gsuq9tf
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>An emacs like editor written extended in lua or python or something would be pretty neat though, not jerking. I find lisp to be extremely difficult to read and write but maybe I'm just not used to it.<|eor|><|sor|>I find python and lua extremely difficult to read Checkmate <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
19
programmingcirclejerk
oldmanwillow21
gsuoyoj
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>All devs should be forced to start new projects in whatever language tops TIOBE that day. Further, rewrites are mandatory whenever the index shifts. It's the only way to maintain sane standards and be inclusive to all.<|eor|><|sor|>Might I suggest that they instead just write all _new_ code in whatever language tops TIOBE? Making shims to map one language to another will be an excellent producer of blog articles and tech presentations, and the system itself will evolve naturally with the changing standards in the industry.<|eor|><|sor|>No, mostly because I could see this actually being proposed. Delete your ~~post~~ ~~account~~ memory from at least 5 minutes prior to making this unapproved suggestion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
17
programmingcirclejerk
oldmanwillow21
gsv2bej
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>The answer is obvious.. Who wants to write an operating system in Python?<|eor|><|sor|>*nervously raises hand*<|eor|><|sor|>_ Are you some kind of snake lover? Or data scientist?<|eor|><|sor|>s/snake/comedy troupe/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
17
programmingcirclejerk
fp_weenie
gsveykh
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>> Elisp isn't that great, actually, but it's still a lisp, so it's light years ahead of non-lisp langs anyway Based and lispilled.<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like we should rewrite in Haskal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
programmingcirclejerk
categorical-girl
gsvv2zs
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>why doesn't somebody take this giant codebase and completely rewrite it for incredibly negligible gains <|eor|><|sor|>Note: this somebody cannot be me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
programmingcirclejerk
loopsdeer
gsvll1k
<|sols|><|sot|>"Why nobody rewrites Emacs in Python?" " Just think how easily Emacs's functionality could be extended if it was written in Python"<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/emacs/comments/mglxzm/why_nobody_rewrites_emacs_in_python/<|eol|><|sor|>Now you've gone and done it. Someone, somewhere just began work on Emacs.js.<|eor|><|sor|>``` (with-unjerk ``` That actually happened a long time ago: http://www.ymacs.org/ ``` ) ```<|eor|><|sor|>Oh... how did... but you can't just... oh my god.<|eor|><|sor|>>News >2012-03-28 tagged version 0.5. Thought it was dead, huh? Deep breaths. It's okay.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
programmingcirclejerk
camelCaseIsWebScale
ktji5i
<|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
138
programmingcirclejerk
Karyo_Ten
gimwuhu
<|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>> Excel is a battle-tested functional programming environment which has intermediate states easily visualized and debugged!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
51
programmingcirclejerk
Karyo_Ten
gimxwcm
<|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>> Excel is a battle-tested functional programming environment which has intermediate states easily visualized and debugged!<|eor|><|soopr|>You don't realise how brilliant excel is. It forces you to write column names in first row thus they disappear when you scroll down, therefore the programmer is forced to internalize the column names which leads quality formulaes with disruption in data which no one cares about anyways.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Wait until they hear about "freeze rows" and Excel will glow in the dark like a radioactive little bugger that disrupts your genetic data.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
38
programmingcirclejerk
FinJoTheGreat
gin0dp2
<|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why you'd want to. Like literally every aspect of your business should be running on a SQL database. Once you find yourself joining across 30 tables, taking days to add new indexes, and hitting major production issues, *then* you should consider an alternative.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
34
programmingcirclejerk
camelCaseIsWebScale
gimxr4u
<|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>> Excel is a battle-tested functional programming environment which has intermediate states easily visualized and debugged!<|eor|><|soopr|>You don't realise how brilliant excel is. It forces you to write column names in first row thus they disappear when you scroll down, therefore the programmer is forced to internalize the column names which leads quality formulaes with disruption in data which no one cares about anyways.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33
programmingcirclejerk
YM_Industries
gin7ont
<|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why you'd want to. Like literally every aspect of your business should be running on a SQL database. Once you find yourself joining across 30 tables, taking days to add new indexes, and hitting major production issues, *then* you should consider an alternative.<|eor|><|sor|>not using Oracle is premature optimization<|eor|><|sor|>Ditching Oracle is an optimisation that's never premature. Even if you've never used Oracle you still ditched it too late.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
30
programmingcirclejerk
officerthegeek
gin3qat
<|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why you'd want to. Like literally every aspect of your business should be running on a SQL database. Once you find yourself joining across 30 tables, taking days to add new indexes, and hitting major production issues, *then* you should consider an alternative.<|eor|><|sor|>not using Oracle is premature optimization<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
27
programmingcirclejerk
camelCaseIsWebScale
gin76w1
<|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why you'd want to. Like literally every aspect of your business should be running on a SQL database. Once you find yourself joining across 30 tables, taking days to add new indexes, and hitting major production issues, *then* you should consider an alternative.<|eor|><|soopr|>Mongo is the only nosql db in existence<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
20
programmingcirclejerk
Earhacker
gin5vi5
<|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why you'd want to. Like literally every aspect of your business should be running on a SQL database. Once you find yourself joining across 30 tables, taking days to add new indexes, and hitting major production issues, *then* you should consider an alternative.<|eor|><|sor|>Wheres the jerk?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
12
programmingcirclejerk
camelCaseIsWebScale
gin853m
<|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>> Excel is a battle-tested functional programming environment which has intermediate states easily visualized and debugged!<|eor|><|soopr|>You don't realise how brilliant excel is. It forces you to write column names in first row thus they disappear when you scroll down, therefore the programmer is forced to internalize the column names which leads quality formulaes with disruption in data which no one cares about anyways.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Wait until they hear about "freeze rows" and Excel will glow in the dark like a radioactive little bugger that disrupts your genetic data.<|eor|><|soopr|>/uj thanks<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
12
programmingcirclejerk
satanikimplegarida
gin7ug8
<|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why you'd want to. Like literally every aspect of your business should be running on a SQL database. Once you find yourself joining across 30 tables, taking days to add new indexes, and hitting major production issues, *then* you should consider an alternative.<|eor|><|sor|>not using Oracle is premature optimization<|eor|><|sor|>Ditching Oracle is an optimisation that's never premature. Even if you've never used Oracle you still ditched it too late.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes! Also, friends don't let friends use Oracle.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
11
programmingcirclejerk
Earhacker
gip1wzg
<|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why you'd want to. Like literally every aspect of your business should be running on a SQL database. Once you find yourself joining across 30 tables, taking days to add new indexes, and hitting major production issues, *then* you should consider an alternative.<|eor|><|sor|>Wheres the jerk?<|eor|><|sor|>/uj It's been a while since I hung around Hacker News, but there seemed to be this mindset that startups should be scrappy and that meant putting up with SQL databases as much as possible regardless of how well-suited they were for the job.<|eor|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM comments WHERE unjerk = true; I thought wed gone full circle on that now, and SQL is still the best solution around for almost all problems, and NoSQL is a silly idea and the Mongo companys greatest talents work in their marketing department. No?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
9
programmingcirclejerk
fp_weenie
ginyvrf
<|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand why you'd want to. Like literally every aspect of your business should be running on a SQL database. Once you find yourself joining across 30 tables, taking days to add new indexes, and hitting major production issues, *then* you should consider an alternative.<|eor|><|sor|>> literally every aspect of your business should be running on a SQL database Need a time-series? Just use a row db man.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8
programmingcirclejerk
marmakoide
gin037m
<|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>Fractal WTF, with many levels of WTF all folded together<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6
programmingcirclejerk
fp_weenie
ginyyao
<|sols|><|sot|>"Mongo will make a comeback. Ive really disliked working with Mongo, but I was completely wrong about the price of Bitcoin this year so I assume Mongos comeback is inevitable."<|eot|><|sol|>https://lobste.rs/s/v4crap/crustaceans_2021_will_be_year_technology#c_yugfg2<|eol|><|sor|>> Excel is a battle-tested functional programming environment which has intermediate states easily visualized and debugged!<|eor|><|sor|>> battle-tested So, "shitty and behind the curve"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5
programmingcirclejerk
ProgVal
kho2mn
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn, I'm jealous... Here in Australia searching 'rust developer' / 'rust software engineer' in LinkedIn the only jobs that pop up are technicians that need experience removing rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/khlln4/how_rust_changed_and_saved_my_life/gglw5kx/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
141
programmingcirclejerk
sierramikeromeo
ggm7tj1
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn, I'm jealous... Here in Australia searching 'rust developer' / 'rust software engineer' in LinkedIn the only jobs that pop up are technicians that need experience removing rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/khlln4/how_rust_changed_and_saved_my_life/gglw5kx/<|eol|><|sor|>All I can think of is what Type of rust it really is? Iron rust, steel rust, copper rust, which one? Then I took a moral vow to make a generic rust remover that would look at the type of chemical reaction and then implement rust removal process for each different reaction. But that was not enough, since the rust had different scopes, some of it was older and harder to get off, so I wrote an even more generic rust remover that would consider the lifetime of the rust as well! Of course, I was just hired twice to remove the rust, so all this effort was in vain. But hey, atleast I had a scalable, safe and fast solution for my two customers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
58
programmingcirclejerk
Jumpy-Locksmith6812
ggms32e
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn, I'm jealous... Here in Australia searching 'rust developer' / 'rust software engineer' in LinkedIn the only jobs that pop up are technicians that need experience removing rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/khlln4/how_rust_changed_and_saved_my_life/gglw5kx/<|eol|><|sor|>C#? Piano teachers. Ruby? Precious stone dealers. Python? Snake handlers. Java? Baristas. Lisp? Speech therapists. Australia be like...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
30
programmingcirclejerk
ProgVal
ggmit94
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn, I'm jealous... Here in Australia searching 'rust developer' / 'rust software engineer' in LinkedIn the only jobs that pop up are technicians that need experience removing rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/khlln4/how_rust_changed_and_saved_my_life/gglw5kx/<|eol|><|sor|>To make the most of out this jerk, it's best to go through the OP, and here is the crucial ingredient: the job OP (who was saved from the miserable Java enterprise job life by Rust, of course) got is Blockchain related. Now, that... (Rust + Blockchain) is delicious.<|eor|><|soopr|>Blockchains are the logical continuation of Java's philosophy: compile once, run **literally** everywhere<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
19
programmingcirclejerk
FufufufuThrthrthr
ggnrtji
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn, I'm jealous... Here in Australia searching 'rust developer' / 'rust software engineer' in LinkedIn the only jobs that pop up are technicians that need experience removing rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/khlln4/how_rust_changed_and_saved_my_life/gglw5kx/<|eol|><|sor|>To make the most of out this jerk, it's best to go through the OP, and here is the crucial ingredient: the job OP (who was saved from the miserable Java enterprise job life by Rust, of course) got is Blockchain related. Now, that... (Rust + Blockchain) is delicious.<|eor|><|soopr|>Blockchains are the logical continuation of Java's philosophy: compile once, run **literally** everywhere<|eoopr|><|sor|>Blockchains do run anywhere, even in the background of web browsers of unsecured computers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
15
programmingcirclejerk
muntaxitome
ggo9607
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn, I'm jealous... Here in Australia searching 'rust developer' / 'rust software engineer' in LinkedIn the only jobs that pop up are technicians that need experience removing rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/khlln4/how_rust_changed_and_saved_my_life/gglw5kx/<|eol|><|sor|>Developers are migrating back to C++, I knew it<|eor|><|sor|>/uj The smart ones knew better than to hop onto the cargo culting bandwagon. At least, as far as career is concerned.<|eor|><|sor|>Where's the unjerk?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
13
programmingcirclejerk
nmarshall23
ggnfysr
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn, I'm jealous... Here in Australia searching 'rust developer' / 'rust software engineer' in LinkedIn the only jobs that pop up are technicians that need experience removing rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/khlln4/how_rust_changed_and_saved_my_life/gglw5kx/<|eol|><|sor|>You can never truly remove the rust out of a circlejerk.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
10
programmingcirclejerk
theangeryemacsshibe
ggo1g43
<|sols|><|sot|>Damn, I'm jealous... Here in Australia searching 'rust developer' / 'rust software engineer' in LinkedIn the only jobs that pop up are technicians that need experience removing rust<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/khlln4/how_rust_changed_and_saved_my_life/gglw5kx/<|eol|><|sor|>Oi m8 it was all a fucken coverup for setting up me new Lisp implementation called Steel Wool Common Lisp, the blokes that take the job do Rust removal alrite, we got the installation guide pinned in the shed and we throw venomous dingoes at anyone who catches whiff of our plan<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
etaionshrd
k4z612
<|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
camelCaseIsWebScale
gec0bvx
<|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>> This guy is my cousins best friends boyfriends brother. I think he had to use Dijkstra's shortest path algorithm.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
ShirkingDemiurge
gebvqxp
<|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>But does he comment on r/programmingcirclejerk?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
etaionshrd
gec22zx
<|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not my typical reddit tinkerer. You've never seen my comments on HN because not only do I not reuse passwords, I don't even reuse usernames.<|eor|><|soopr|>throwaway163737 1 minute ago [] Using the same Hacker News username across posts is a mistake. As you continue to comment, youll gradually leak information about yourself, be that what your interests are, what times you comment, your writing style, or your IP address. Luckily, Hacker News is welcoming of this need by allowing me to register an account for every comment I make, and there isnt even a privacy-invasive CAPTCHA that I need to deal with. I consider my green username a badge of honor around here.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
VeganVagiVore
gec06y7
<|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not my typical reddit tinkerer. You've never seen my comments on HN because not only do I not reuse passwords, I don't even reuse usernames.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
ProgVal
gecph8p
<|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>> This guy is my cousins best friends boyfriends brother. I think he had to use Dijkstra's shortest path algorithm.<|eor|><|sor|>That's hard to implement and not scalable, they must have used Amazon EdgeGraph instead<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
HorstKugel
gebzg8l
<|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>good quote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
14
programmingcirclejerk
Jumpy-Locksmith6812
gecn6j1
<|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not my typical reddit tinkerer. You've never seen my comments on HN because not only do I not reuse passwords, I don't even reuse usernames.<|eor|><|soopr|>throwaway163737 1 minute ago [] Using the same Hacker News username across posts is a mistake. As you continue to comment, youll gradually leak information about yourself, be that what your interests are, what times you comment, your writing style, or your IP address. Luckily, Hacker News is welcoming of this need by allowing me to register an account for every comment I make, and there isnt even a privacy-invasive CAPTCHA that I need to deal with. I consider my green username a badge of honor around here.<|eoopr|><|sor|>in fact a new account can comment once, second comment is shadow banned. So thats a good reason to keep creating new ones<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
First_Cardinal
gecrs62
<|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>/u/etaionshrd isnt your usual 1xer. Ive seen his posts on /r/programmingcirclejerk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
sjd96
gecvv19
<|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>This guy isn't your typical HN webshit. I've seen his comments on PCJ.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
Audiblade
gecc0kg
<|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not my typical reddit tinkerer. You've never seen my comments on HN because not only do I not reuse passwords, I don't even reuse usernames.<|eor|><|soopr|>throwaway163737 1 minute ago [] Using the same Hacker News username across posts is a mistake. As you continue to comment, youll gradually leak information about yourself, be that what your interests are, what times you comment, your writing style, or your IP address. Luckily, Hacker News is welcoming of this need by allowing me to register an account for every comment I make, and there isnt even a privacy-invasive CAPTCHA that I need to deal with. I consider my green username a badge of honor around here.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yeah, that's my excuse too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
ProfessorSexyTime
gedj4g0
<|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>Probably legendary comments like "Just bought some Go stickers to put them over my RoR ones on my Macbook Pro <3" Also when I get to this level of notoriety, can I start putting my HN comments on my CV?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmingcirclejerk
enedil
gecy673
<|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not my typical reddit tinkerer. You've never seen my comments on HN because not only do I not reuse passwords, I don't even reuse usernames.<|eor|><|soopr|>throwaway163737 1 minute ago [] Using the same Hacker News username across posts is a mistake. As you continue to comment, youll gradually leak information about yourself, be that what your interests are, what times you comment, your writing style, or your IP address. Luckily, Hacker News is welcoming of this need by allowing me to register an account for every comment I make, and there isnt even a privacy-invasive CAPTCHA that I need to deal with. I consider my green username a badge of honor around here.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I want to hide you comment but I cannot. Is this because I browse without Javascript enabled?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7
programmingcirclejerk
VeganVagiVore
ged760m
<|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not my typical reddit tinkerer. You've never seen my comments on HN because not only do I not reuse passwords, I don't even reuse usernames.<|eor|><|soopr|>throwaway163737 1 minute ago [] Using the same Hacker News username across posts is a mistake. As you continue to comment, youll gradually leak information about yourself, be that what your interests are, what times you comment, your writing style, or your IP address. Luckily, Hacker News is welcoming of this need by allowing me to register an account for every comment I make, and there isnt even a privacy-invasive CAPTCHA that I need to deal with. I consider my green username a badge of honor around here.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I want to hide you comment but I cannot. Is this because I browse without Javascript enabled?<|eor|><|sor|>/uj It took me forever to figure out why Hacker News could only collapse comments on certain computers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7
programmingcirclejerk
ArkyBeagle
ged27u8
<|sols|><|sot|>This guy isn't your typical reddit tinkerer. I've seen his comments on HN.<|eot|><|sol|>https://np.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/k3uikx/would_you_be_willing_to_fund_a_linux_port_to/ge58ymc<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not my typical reddit tinkerer. You've never seen my comments on HN because not only do I not reuse passwords, I don't even reuse usernames.<|eor|><|soopr|>throwaway163737 1 minute ago [] Using the same Hacker News username across posts is a mistake. As you continue to comment, youll gradually leak information about yourself, be that what your interests are, what times you comment, your writing style, or your IP address. Luckily, Hacker News is welcoming of this need by allowing me to register an account for every comment I make, and there isnt even a privacy-invasive CAPTCHA that I need to deal with. I consider my green username a badge of honor around here.<|eoopr|><|sor|>> Using ... Hacker News ... is a mistake<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5
programmingcirclejerk
jaccarmac
hhskoi
<|sols|><|sot|>To mitigate [slow compile times], you can download all crates in advance to cache them locally. ... The archive size is surprisingly reasonable, with roughly 50GB of required disk space.<|eot|><|sol|>https://endler.dev/2020/rust-compile-times/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
142
programmingcirclejerk
Vaglame
fwc1qyz
<|sols|><|sot|>To mitigate [slow compile times], you can download all crates in advance to cache them locally. ... The archive size is surprisingly reasonable, with roughly 50GB of required disk space.<|eot|><|sol|>https://endler.dev/2020/rust-compile-times/<|eol|><|sor|>That's a great tip for JavaScript too! Can't wait to see `npm isntall all-scriptures`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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