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programmingcirclejerk | lulzmachine | e4ee229 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are programmers embarrassed that theirs is the only intellectual profession that can be done with only a 3-month boot camp under ones belt?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Are-programmers-embarrassed-that-theirs-is-the-only-intellectual-profession-that-can-be-done-with-only-a-3-month-boot-camp-under-one-s-belt<|eol|><|sor|>"As you improve, so will your salary," hahahahaha
EDIT: in case someone thought i was being 100% serious: yes especially in the early days of your career you will have quite a steep incline. But at least for me you sort of reach a ceiling after like 7 years where programming skill alone won't raise your salary by a meaningful amount. But of course it's different by region etc etc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheCodexx | e4ehvsf | <|sols|><|sot|>Are programmers embarrassed that theirs is the only intellectual profession that can be done with only a 3-month boot camp under ones belt?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Are-programmers-embarrassed-that-theirs-is-the-only-intellectual-profession-that-can-be-done-with-only-a-3-month-boot-camp-under-one-s-belt<|eol|><|sor|>*makes a <div>, uses CSS to make it a blue square, then uses JavaScript to make it spin around*
I now know literally everything there is to know about programming.<|eor|><|sor|>Didnt pay enough attention: you dont need js to spin that div. <|eor|><|sor|>When you're a *real* web-design pro, your website won't even load until JavaScript is enabled.
Why do anything the easy way when you can throw the latest JavaScript framework at it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | Xerxero | e4eh6qc | <|sols|><|sot|>Are programmers embarrassed that theirs is the only intellectual profession that can be done with only a 3-month boot camp under ones belt?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Are-programmers-embarrassed-that-theirs-is-the-only-intellectual-profession-that-can-be-done-with-only-a-3-month-boot-camp-under-one-s-belt<|eol|><|sor|>*makes a <div>, uses CSS to make it a blue square, then uses JavaScript to make it spin around*
I now know literally everything there is to know about programming.<|eor|><|sor|>Didnt pay enough attention: you dont need js to spin that div. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | h3r1n6 | e4edpqp | <|sols|><|sot|>Are programmers embarrassed that theirs is the only intellectual profession that can be done with only a 3-month boot camp under ones belt?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Are-programmers-embarrassed-that-theirs-is-the-only-intellectual-profession-that-can-be-done-with-only-a-3-month-boot-camp-under-one-s-belt<|eol|><|sor|>> And heres the really crazy thing about programming. Rich Froning up there can clean and jerk about 2x what I can. Which is crazy in and of itself. But the best programmers out there can be 10x more productive than the mediocre ones. There are few, if any, other careers with such huge variance.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | samnardoni | e4eks3n | <|sols|><|sot|>Are programmers embarrassed that theirs is the only intellectual profession that can be done with only a 3-month boot camp under ones belt?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Are-programmers-embarrassed-that-theirs-is-the-only-intellectual-profession-that-can-be-done-with-only-a-3-month-boot-camp-under-one-s-belt<|eol|><|sor|>*makes a <div>, uses CSS to make it a blue square, then uses JavaScript to make it spin around*
I now know literally everything there is to know about programming.<|eor|><|sor|>`look.at.me.code()`<|eor|><|sor|>`self.age++` guys its my birthday <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | mardukaz1 | e4ei82n | <|sols|><|sot|>Are programmers embarrassed that theirs is the only intellectual profession that can be done with only a 3-month boot camp under ones belt?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Are-programmers-embarrassed-that-theirs-is-the-only-intellectual-profession-that-can-be-done-with-only-a-3-month-boot-camp-under-one-s-belt<|eol|><|sor|>I know people who are coding for 20 years and still cant code for shit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | albgr03 | e4eodkg | <|sols|><|sot|>Are programmers embarrassed that theirs is the only intellectual profession that can be done with only a 3-month boot camp under ones belt?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Are-programmers-embarrassed-that-theirs-is-the-only-intellectual-profession-that-can-be-done-with-only-a-3-month-boot-camp-under-one-s-belt<|eol|><|sor|>*makes a <div>, uses CSS to make it a blue square, then uses JavaScript to make it spin around*
I now know literally everything there is to know about programming.<|eor|><|sor|>`look.at.me.code()`<|eor|><|sor|>`self.age++` guys its my birthday <|eor|><|sor|>Arrays start at 0 xDDDDDDDD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
programmingcirclejerk | DoListening | e4eoj4h | <|sols|><|sot|>Are programmers embarrassed that theirs is the only intellectual profession that can be done with only a 3-month boot camp under ones belt?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Are-programmers-embarrassed-that-theirs-is-the-only-intellectual-profession-that-can-be-done-with-only-a-3-month-boot-camp-under-one-s-belt<|eol|><|sor|>Are 3-month boot camp grads embarrassed that theirs is the the only education that can be done with a 5-hour YouTube tutorial under ones belt?<|eor|><|sor|>Is David Letterman embarrassed that you can just point a webcam at your face and have a YouTube talk show without any belt?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | samnardoni | e4epm3k | <|sols|><|sot|>Are programmers embarrassed that theirs is the only intellectual profession that can be done with only a 3-month boot camp under ones belt?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Are-programmers-embarrassed-that-theirs-is-the-only-intellectual-profession-that-can-be-done-with-only-a-3-month-boot-camp-under-one-s-belt<|eol|><|sor|>*makes a <div>, uses CSS to make it a blue square, then uses JavaScript to make it spin around*
I now know literally everything there is to know about programming.<|eor|><|sor|>`look.at.me.code()`<|eor|><|sor|>`self.age++` guys its my birthday <|eor|><|sor|>Arrays start at 0 xDDDDDDDD<|eor|><|sor|>Question: Should arrays start at 0 or 1? My answer: Yes. Inclusive or looooooooooool<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | nomadProgrammer | e4egeq5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are programmers embarrassed that theirs is the only intellectual profession that can be done with only a 3-month boot camp under ones belt?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Are-programmers-embarrassed-that-theirs-is-the-only-intellectual-profession-that-can-be-done-with-only-a-3-month-boot-camp-under-one-s-belt<|eol|><|sor|>*makes a <div>, uses CSS to make it a blue square, then uses JavaScript to make it spin around*
I now know literally everything there is to know about programming.<|eor|><|sor|>`look.at.me.code()`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | nomadProgrammer | e4egfd1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Are programmers embarrassed that theirs is the only intellectual profession that can be done with only a 3-month boot camp under ones belt?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Are-programmers-embarrassed-that-theirs-is-the-only-intellectual-profession-that-can-be-done-with-only-a-3-month-boot-camp-under-one-s-belt<|eol|><|sor|>The real question is can you be a code artisan after 3 months?
Maybe if you drink enough espressos and grow a neckbeard<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | i9srpeg | e4ehc2z | <|sols|><|sot|>Are programmers embarrassed that theirs is the only intellectual profession that can be done with only a 3-month boot camp under ones belt?<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/Are-programmers-embarrassed-that-theirs-is-the-only-intellectual-profession-that-can-be-done-with-only-a-3-month-boot-camp-under-one-s-belt<|eol|><|sor|>*makes a <div>, uses CSS to make it a blue square, then uses JavaScript to make it spin around*
I now know literally everything there is to know about programming.<|eor|><|sor|>Didnt pay enough attention: you dont need js to spin that div. <|eor|><|sor|>Nice gatekeeping, I'll spin my own div however I want!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | vladmir_zeus1 | 8txz42 | <|sols|><|sot|>" In 10 years, Ruby will die, Everybody will need JavaScript to stay relevant, Blockchain will conquer the world " and a lot of other enlightening predictions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/What-will-software-development-be-like-in-ten-years/answer/J-Carlos-13<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmingcirclejerk | bascule | e1b5jfp | <|sols|><|sot|>" In 10 years, Ruby will die, Everybody will need JavaScript to stay relevant, Blockchain will conquer the world " and a lot of other enlightening predictions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/What-will-software-development-be-like-in-ten-years/answer/J-Carlos-13<|eol|><|sor|>> Hardware will be even more powerful than ever, multicores, SSD will be the standard.
Welcome to the present<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmingcirclejerk | Graf_Blutwurst | e1b55a6 | <|sols|><|sot|>" In 10 years, Ruby will die, Everybody will need JavaScript to stay relevant, Blockchain will conquer the world " and a lot of other enlightening predictions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/What-will-software-development-be-like-in-ten-years/answer/J-Carlos-13<|eol|><|sor|>"the reign of javascript and blockchain" a dystopian story by bestselling quora.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmingcirclejerk | gr---d | e1b5ear | <|sols|><|sot|>" In 10 years, Ruby will die, Everybody will need JavaScript to stay relevant, Blockchain will conquer the world " and a lot of other enlightening predictions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/What-will-software-development-be-like-in-ten-years/answer/J-Carlos-13<|eol|><|sor|>"the reign of javascript and blockchain" a dystopian story by bestselling quora.<|eor|><|sor|>npm install bloackxain
\*\* Error leftpad version 666.666 not found<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmingcirclejerk | SelfDistinction | e1b82xv | <|sols|><|sot|>" In 10 years, Ruby will die, Everybody will need JavaScript to stay relevant, Blockchain will conquer the world " and a lot of other enlightening predictions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/What-will-software-development-be-like-in-ten-years/answer/J-Carlos-13<|eol|><|sor|>> Java will fade even more restricted to dungeons and old style application servers, but still be used inside intricate batch processing and webservices integration of old legacy creepy systems. I predict Java still largely used at banking and telecommunication companies if you like such places stick with Java and retire.
`class Unjerk {`
I've worked at a few places that use mostly Java for their applications, and
* They will probably still exist within ten years.
* They're neither banking nor telecom, rather they use Java to tackle optimisation problems.
From my experience, any company trying to solve a niche version of the TSP will, for one or another incomprehensible reason, do this in Java.
`}`
> Haskell still is considered a hipster language.
Confirmed: Haskell will always be a hipster language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | 1024KiB | e1b5fru | <|sols|><|sot|>" In 10 years, Ruby will die, Everybody will need JavaScript to stay relevant, Blockchain will conquer the world " and a lot of other enlightening predictions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/What-will-software-development-be-like-in-ten-years/answer/J-Carlos-13<|eol|><|sor|>Oh, lemme update the counter.
`ruby.is_dead += 1`
Thankfully YARV is using GMP for arithmetic.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | CXI | e1b84cc | <|sols|><|sot|>" In 10 years, Ruby will die, Everybody will need JavaScript to stay relevant, Blockchain will conquer the world " and a lot of other enlightening predictions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/What-will-software-development-be-like-in-ten-years/answer/J-Carlos-13<|eol|><|sor|>> Java will fade even more restricted to dungeons and old style application servers
> Dungeons and Application Servers
I put on my robe and Duke hat! I cast Evard's Enterprising JavaBean! Wait, uh, first I use my Ring of JNDI Summoning. And then... oh, right. First, I cast Conjure Initial Context Factory! You're dead soon, kiddo.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | _shreve | e1bdaka | <|sols|><|sot|>" In 10 years, Ruby will die, Everybody will need JavaScript to stay relevant, Blockchain will conquer the world " and a lot of other enlightening predictions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/What-will-software-development-be-like-in-ten-years/answer/J-Carlos-13<|eol|><|sor|>Slow your roll there, `Node.js`tradamus.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | hedgehog1024 | e1br1qs | <|sols|><|sot|>" In 10 years, Ruby will die, Everybody will need JavaScript to stay relevant, Blockchain will conquer the world " and a lot of other enlightening predictions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/What-will-software-development-be-like-in-ten-years/answer/J-Carlos-13<|eol|><|sor|>Oh, lemme update the counter.
`ruby.is_dead += 1`
Thankfully YARV is using GMP for arithmetic.
<|eor|><|sor|>lol incrementing bool flag<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | gr---d | e1b5rmv | <|sols|><|sot|>" In 10 years, Ruby will die, Everybody will need JavaScript to stay relevant, Blockchain will conquer the world " and a lot of other enlightening predictions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/What-will-software-development-be-like-in-ten-years/answer/J-Carlos-13<|eol|><|sor|>What about Rust Machines ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | 15rthughes | e1bk4r9 | <|sols|><|sot|>" In 10 years, Ruby will die, Everybody will need JavaScript to stay relevant, Blockchain will conquer the world " and a lot of other enlightening predictions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/What-will-software-development-be-like-in-ten-years/answer/J-Carlos-13<|eol|><|sor|>>**Oracle** still sucking, pushing databases no one will want
Smh why doesn't everyone just use MangoDB<|eor|><|sor|>You arent a real programmer unless you store everything in a CSV text file and parse it with jabbascript <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | statistmonad | e1bedzh | <|sols|><|sot|>" In 10 years, Ruby will die, Everybody will need JavaScript to stay relevant, Blockchain will conquer the world " and a lot of other enlightening predictions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/What-will-software-development-be-like-in-ten-years/answer/J-Carlos-13<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
Will be impressed if he lasts that long, but his cult is strong enough that he would bounce back from donations anyway.<|eor|><|soopr|>Patreon or Crypto Donations ?
but wait, isn't `Elon Musk == Satoshi Nakamoto` ?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Elon Musk was personally responsible for every technical achievement since the 1980s and blockchain is the jewel in his crown.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | DoListening | e1b9qg7 | <|sols|><|sot|>" In 10 years, Ruby will die, Everybody will need JavaScript to stay relevant, Blockchain will conquer the world " and a lot of other enlightening predictions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/What-will-software-development-be-like-in-ten-years/answer/J-Carlos-13<|eol|><|sor|>Not even 1 entirely new hype language? Come on!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | statistmonad | e1b6bnx | <|sols|><|sot|>" In 10 years, Ruby will die, Everybody will need JavaScript to stay relevant, Blockchain will conquer the world " and a lot of other enlightening predictions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/What-will-software-development-be-like-in-ten-years/answer/J-Carlos-13<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
Will be impressed if he lasts that long, but his cult is strong enough that he would bounce back from donations anyway.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | r2d2_21 | e1blswn | <|sols|><|sot|>" In 10 years, Ruby will die, Everybody will need JavaScript to stay relevant, Blockchain will conquer the world " and a lot of other enlightening predictions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/What-will-software-development-be-like-in-ten-years/answer/J-Carlos-13<|eol|><|sor|>> In 10 years, Ruby will die
Yes
> Everybody will need JavaScript
OMG NO<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | three18ti | e1bkxlm | <|sols|><|sot|>" In 10 years, Ruby will die, Everybody will need JavaScript to stay relevant, Blockchain will conquer the world " and a lot of other enlightening predictions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/What-will-software-development-be-like-in-ten-years/answer/J-Carlos-13<|eol|><|sor|>> From myself, 10 years is crap too ahead in time, I pretend keeping doing what I do best and its coding and designing applications.
This reads like a fucking Markov Chain bot. Fuck, Markov bot might have better grammar and not mix tenses all of the place.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | PM_ME_UR_SH_SCRIPTS | e1bjuhc | <|sols|><|sot|>" In 10 years, Ruby will die, Everybody will need JavaScript to stay relevant, Blockchain will conquer the world " and a lot of other enlightening predictions.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.quora.com/What-will-software-development-be-like-in-ten-years/answer/J-Carlos-13<|eol|><|sor|>"the reign of javascript and blockchain" a dystopian story by bestselling quora.<|eor|><|sor|>npm install bloackxain
\*\* Error leftpad version 666.666 not found<|eor|><|sor|>it's spelled ``isntall''<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | gardyna | 7ob5ys | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm of the opinion that the presence of a switch statement, or an if-else, is a very pungent code smell.<|eot|><|sol|>https://glcheetham.name/2016/05/20/killing-switch-statements-in-react-with-the-strategy-pattern/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmingcirclejerk | pcopley | ds88x37 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm of the opinion that the presence of a switch statement, or an if-else, is a very pungent code smell.<|eot|><|sol|>https://glcheetham.name/2016/05/20/killing-switch-statements-in-react-with-the-strategy-pattern/<|eol|><|sor|>Control flow considered harmful.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmingcirclejerk | quicknir | ds86x7h | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm of the opinion that the presence of a switch statement, or an if-else, is a very pungent code smell.<|eot|><|sol|>https://glcheetham.name/2016/05/20/killing-switch-statements-in-react-with-the-strategy-pattern/<|eol|><|sor|>I agree, `if` is code smell. That's why I only use `goto`.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmingcirclejerk | mckeankylej | ds855ls | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm of the opinion that the presence of a switch statement, or an if-else, is a very pungent code smell.<|eot|><|sol|>https://glcheetham.name/2016/05/20/killing-switch-statements-in-react-with-the-strategy-pattern/<|eol|><|sor|>Holy fuck I cant even jerk to that. That might be the stupidest thing I have ever read on r/pcj.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 94 |
programmingcirclejerk | r2d2_21 | ds868o6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm of the opinion that the presence of a switch statement, or an if-else, is a very pungent code smell.<|eot|><|sol|>https://glcheetham.name/2016/05/20/killing-switch-statements-in-react-with-the-strategy-pattern/<|eol|><|sor|>So, he replaced a switch that uses indices to get a component with an array that uses indices to get a component.
OK, got it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmingcirclejerk | Graf_Blutwurst | ds85fik | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm of the opinion that the presence of a switch statement, or an if-else, is a very pungent code smell.<|eot|><|sol|>https://glcheetham.name/2016/05/20/killing-switch-statements-in-react-with-the-strategy-pattern/<|eol|><|sor|>what is:
- function composition
- fold
- enums
- maps (mfw applying all strategies when only one can take effect)
- (optional) using whatever mechanism your language gives you to achieve an exhaustiveness check in your fruit enum
- patternmatch
- singletons with compile time induction proof<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | fletch_the_third | ds8fpkg | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm of the opinion that the presence of a switch statement, or an if-else, is a very pungent code smell.<|eot|><|sol|>https://glcheetham.name/2016/05/20/killing-switch-statements-in-react-with-the-strategy-pattern/<|eol|><|sor|>> Do you see how much clearer the component is?
Nope.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmingcirclejerk | username223 | ds8w2z9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm of the opinion that the presence of a switch statement, or an if-else, is a very pungent code smell.<|eot|><|sol|>https://glcheetham.name/2016/05/20/killing-switch-statements-in-react-with-the-strategy-pattern/<|eol|><|sor|>Control flow considered harmful.<|eor|><|sor|>If all programs had no control flow and no mutable state, bugs would not exist.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | _shreve | ds88nr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm of the opinion that the presence of a switch statement, or an if-else, is a very pungent code smell.<|eot|><|sol|>https://glcheetham.name/2016/05/20/killing-switch-statements-in-react-with-the-strategy-pattern/<|eol|><|sor|>Using a switch is a code smell. You should break each case into a separate function with a single === if statement for clarity. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | 0987654231 | ds8bkfz | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm of the opinion that the presence of a switch statement, or an if-else, is a very pungent code smell.<|eot|><|sol|>https://glcheetham.name/2016/05/20/killing-switch-statements-in-react-with-the-strategy-pattern/<|eol|><|sor|>lol at the 0.1x not using ML and pattern matching<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | pcopley | ds892z9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm of the opinion that the presence of a switch statement, or an if-else, is a very pungent code smell.<|eot|><|sol|>https://glcheetham.name/2016/05/20/killing-switch-statements-in-react-with-the-strategy-pattern/<|eol|><|sor|>Using a switch is a code smell. You should break each case into a separate function with a single === if statement for clarity. <|eor|><|sor|>You should actually just have each statement as its own dep package and conditionally load the one you need.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | i9srpeg | ds8k6m1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm of the opinion that the presence of a switch statement, or an if-else, is a very pungent code smell.<|eot|><|sol|>https://glcheetham.name/2016/05/20/killing-switch-statements-in-react-with-the-strategy-pattern/<|eol|><|sor|>So, he replaced a switch that uses indices to get a component with an array that uses indices to get a component.
OK, got it.<|eor|><|sor|>But now it's F U N C T I O N A L<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | TopHattedCoder | ds8lnxx | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm of the opinion that the presence of a switch statement, or an if-else, is a very pungent code smell.<|eot|><|sol|>https://glcheetham.name/2016/05/20/killing-switch-statements-in-react-with-the-strategy-pattern/<|eol|><|sor|>I agree, `if` is code smell. That's why I only use `goto`.<|eor|><|sor|>deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.6757 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/64977)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | lannibal_hecter | ds8jphk | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm of the opinion that the presence of a switch statement, or an if-else, is a very pungent code smell.<|eot|><|sol|>https://glcheetham.name/2016/05/20/killing-switch-statements-in-react-with-the-strategy-pattern/<|eol|><|sor|>Good point. That's why I typically use inline-Assembly and implement a jump table right away.
Improves clarity big time.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | yorickpeterse | ds87he5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm of the opinion that the presence of a switch statement, or an if-else, is a very pungent code smell.<|eot|><|sol|>https://glcheetham.name/2016/05/20/killing-switch-statements-in-react-with-the-strategy-pattern/<|eol|><|sor|>I suppose VMs are just giant code smells now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | lengau | ds8yd0a | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm of the opinion that the presence of a switch statement, or an if-else, is a very pungent code smell.<|eot|><|sol|>https://glcheetham.name/2016/05/20/killing-switch-statements-in-react-with-the-strategy-pattern/<|eol|><|sor|>I agree, `if` is code smell. That's why I only use `goto`.<|eor|><|sor|>deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.6757 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/64977)<|eor|><|sor|>Inline assembly is a code smell. I only ever write machine code to the stack and then GOTO the stack pointer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | blashyrk92 | 7g7t4t | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol Apple software quality<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/lemiorhan/status/935578694541770752<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmingcirclejerk | silmeth | dqh6dq2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol Apple software quality<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/lemiorhan/status/935578694541770752<|eol|><|sor|>> I fully support @Apple suing you for this. Learn how to disclose security bugs before you call yourself a "Software Craftsman".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmingcirclejerk | Shorttail0 | dqhlftu | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol Apple software quality<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/lemiorhan/status/935578694541770752<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>>>>Reset your SMC.
>>sure, resetting SMC is exactly the user friendly fix we all expect from Apple.
>Reset your expectations.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | tpgreyknight | dqh68au | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol Apple software quality<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/lemiorhan/status/935578694541770752<|eol|><|sor|>[Hang on, hang on, let me get ready here](http://i.imgur.com/BB9IQ.gif)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | throwawayco111 | dqh8tqp | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol Apple software quality<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/lemiorhan/status/935578694541770752<|eol|><|sor|>LOL so much bullshit. Unix-like systems are secure by birth.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | Katholikos | dqhcrk3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol Apple software quality<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/lemiorhan/status/935578694541770752<|eol|><|sor|>> I fully support @Apple suing you for this. Learn how to disclose security bugs before you call yourself a "Software Craftsman".<|eor|><|sor|>In all seriousness, havent people been sued by like... Facebook or something for doing this in the past? I never looked into how those turned out. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | cheeseboythrowaway | dqhgd23 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol Apple software quality<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/lemiorhan/status/935578694541770752<|eol|><|sor|>> I fully support @Apple suing you for this. Learn how to disclose security bugs before you call yourself a "Software Craftsman".<|eor|><|sor|>He was just being agile.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | MentallyMetastable | dqh5ykm | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol Apple software quality<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/lemiorhan/status/935578694541770752<|eol|><|sor|>michael_jackson_eating_popcorn.gif<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | LIGHTNINGBOLT23 | dqhw0a1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol Apple software quality<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/lemiorhan/status/935578694541770752<|eol|><|sor|>lol actually calling yourself a "Software Craftsman" in real life<|eor|><|sor|>I call myself jaded wage-slave<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer "functioning human meatloaf".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | GOPHERS_GONE_WILD | dqhfhjy | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol Apple software quality<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/lemiorhan/status/935578694541770752<|eol|><|sor|>Should have posted it on some dankweb hacker forum first instead of twitter, for maximum irresponsibility.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | senntenial | dqhi470 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol Apple software quality<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/lemiorhan/status/935578694541770752<|eol|><|sor|>LOL so much bullshit. Unix-like systems are secure by birth.<|eor|><|sor|>>not using openbsd<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | slowratatoskr | dqhhdde | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol Apple software quality<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/lemiorhan/status/935578694541770752<|eol|><|sor|>you get what you pay for /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | tpgreyknight | dqidn2v | <|sols|><|sot|>Lol Apple software quality<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/lemiorhan/status/935578694541770752<|eol|><|sor|>> I fully support @Apple suing you for this. Learn how to disclose security bugs before you call yourself a "Software Craftsman".<|eor|><|sor|>The Grauniad [says](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/nov/29/macos-high-sierra-bug-apple-mac-unlock-blank-password-security-flaw) it was already posted on Apple's developer support forum more than a fortnight ago<|eor|><|sor|>> fortnight
Whomst thou art?<|eor|><|sor|>Found the American.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | swizy | 12hn62r | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ultimate Guide to Spamming Your Mediocre AI Product Like a True Wanker<|eot|><|sol|>https://gist.github.com/legitosaurus/7fa4afc32f3227b5bc1403bb8a159994<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmingcirclejerk | Lich_Hegemon | jfpx6zu | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ultimate Guide to Spamming Your Mediocre AI Product Like a True Wanker<|eot|><|sol|>https://gist.github.com/legitosaurus/7fa4afc32f3227b5bc1403bb8a159994<|eol|><|sor|>Manufactured jerk. I only consume 100% organic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmingcirclejerk | -goldmund- | jfpwni6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ultimate Guide to Spamming Your Mediocre AI Product Like a True Wanker<|eot|><|sol|>https://gist.github.com/legitosaurus/7fa4afc32f3227b5bc1403bb8a159994<|eol|><|sor|>In all seriousness though, all these ChatGPT projects and crappy AI knock-offs are so exhausting. We'd all benefit from a 6 month moratorium on GPT posts across all of the programming subs. Or at least make them stick to a single mega-thread / create a sub-reddit specifically for GPT spam.
Edit: I made a dead simple TamperMonkey [script](https://gist.github.com/exbotanical/1ae8612e9754164f56e02e86661a6358) to remove GPT posts from HackerNews. Will follow-up with support for Reddit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmingcirclejerk | muntaxitome | jfqgchu | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ultimate Guide to Spamming Your Mediocre AI Product Like a True Wanker<|eot|><|sol|>https://gist.github.com/legitosaurus/7fa4afc32f3227b5bc1403bb8a159994<|eol|><|sor|>I find this highly insulting and infuriating. It's true that my product is a ChatGPT wrapper that adds the prompt line 'think of 3 profitable ideas about this topic: {user_prompt}' into the ChatGPT 3.5 API but that took many months of development and product testing. It's easily worth the 100 bucks a month. That's like a carton of eggs per week worth of money and will make users millionaires litorally.
Providing these messages to users to highly relevant communities and hashtags is very important to allow users access to this technology. For instance in the bitcoin hashtag they would love my project because it allows them to make money. In the science subreddit it's highly relevant because of the sophisticated model that I have personally created by using openai api's.
Making money is a quick way to provide happiness, and 'the pursuit of happiness' is in the opening line of the constitution. These posts like this that try to hinder my ability to reach people are a CONSTUTIONAL VIOLATION of the rights of all internet users! They should ban by law the ability of people to say these mean words against us.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | CarolineLovesArt | jfq8k99 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ultimate Guide to Spamming Your Mediocre AI Product Like a True Wanker<|eot|><|sol|>https://gist.github.com/legitosaurus/7fa4afc32f3227b5bc1403bb8a159994<|eol|><|sor|>I fed it into my new ChatGPT text critique startup and it was not happy about it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | usenetflamewars | jfpv488 | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ultimate Guide to Spamming Your Mediocre AI Product Like a True Wanker<|eot|><|sol|>https://gist.github.com/legitosaurus/7fa4afc32f3227b5bc1403bb8a159994<|eol|><|sor|>To wank or not to wank?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | iamnearlysmart | jfs152u | <|sols|><|sot|>The Ultimate Guide to Spamming Your Mediocre AI Product Like a True Wanker<|eot|><|sol|>https://gist.github.com/legitosaurus/7fa4afc32f3227b5bc1403bb8a159994<|eol|><|sor|>In all seriousness though, all these ChatGPT projects and crappy AI knock-offs are so exhausting. We'd all benefit from a 6 month moratorium on GPT posts across all of the programming subs. Or at least make them stick to a single mega-thread / create a sub-reddit specifically for GPT spam.
Edit: I made a dead simple TamperMonkey [script](https://gist.github.com/exbotanical/1ae8612e9754164f56e02e86661a6358) to remove GPT posts from HackerNews. Will follow-up with support for Reddit.<|eor|><|sor|>Radio to TV to internet to social media was a pretty slow moving train wreck. Things have accelerated since then considerably.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | Zlodo2 | 11ls4y3 | <|sols|><|sot|>It took evolution a billion years to accomplish what software developers were able to accomplish in decades. Thats a 10000000x difference in development velocity.<|eot|><|sol|>https://software.rajivprab.com/2018/04/29/dont-be-an-evolutionary-programmer/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmingcirclejerk | FreshPrinceOfRivia | jbe3t5u | <|sols|><|sot|>It took evolution a billion years to accomplish what software developers were able to accomplish in decades. Thats a 10000000x difference in development velocity.<|eot|><|sol|>https://software.rajivprab.com/2018/04/29/dont-be-an-evolutionary-programmer/<|eol|><|sor|>The rare 10000000x engineer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmingcirclejerk | VariationDistinct330 | jbdzym1 | <|sols|><|sot|>It took evolution a billion years to accomplish what software developers were able to accomplish in decades. Thats a 10000000x difference in development velocity.<|eot|><|sol|>https://software.rajivprab.com/2018/04/29/dont-be-an-evolutionary-programmer/<|eol|><|sor|>Ah so a bright chap entered, wrote the correct solution, was confused that the correct solution wasn't working, tried to fix "random shit" assuming I guess that the issue was in those areas and was finally rejected as a dumb evolutionary stump who should change his career
Hurray for Intelligent Interviewing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmingcirclejerk | vimpostor | jbeo5xr | <|sols|><|sot|>It took evolution a billion years to accomplish what software developers were able to accomplish in decades. Thats a 10000000x difference in development velocity.<|eot|><|sol|>https://software.rajivprab.com/2018/04/29/dont-be-an-evolutionary-programmer/<|eol|><|sor|>Tip: when coining a term [make sure no one's coined it before you](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolutionary_programming)<|eor|><|sor|>Tip: When realizing there's indeed a naming collision, don't just find a new name. Instead [a real alpha would insist that the other one changes their name.](https://github.com/dotnet/maui/issues/35)
(Results may vary if there isn't a multi billion-dollar company behind you)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | Evinceo | jbfp855 | <|sols|><|sot|>It took evolution a billion years to accomplish what software developers were able to accomplish in decades. Thats a 10000000x difference in development velocity.<|eot|><|sol|>https://software.rajivprab.com/2018/04/29/dont-be-an-evolutionary-programmer/<|eol|><|sor|>Tip: when coining a term [make sure no one's coined it before you](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolutionary_programming)<|eor|><|sor|>Tip: When realizing there's indeed a naming collision, don't just find a new name. Instead [a real alpha would insist that the other one changes their name.](https://github.com/dotnet/maui/issues/35)
(Results may vary if there isn't a multi billion-dollar company behind you)<|eor|><|sor|>> You can be mad all you want, but let's be realistic here... this project you're fighting for so passionately, doesn't have as many stars as I have thumbs down for telling you that you'e being ridiculous
Delicious
> so you like this cute little side project... but let's be honest here when it comes to being a serious project it's not one. There isn't major support for MauiKit, the likelihood is that most people probably never heard of it before today, and there is no widespread adoption of it. Can you name 10 large companies that have adopted it?
This is great drama how did you find this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmingcirclejerk | SnasSn | jbe2n43 | <|sols|><|sot|>It took evolution a billion years to accomplish what software developers were able to accomplish in decades. Thats a 10000000x difference in development velocity.<|eot|><|sol|>https://software.rajivprab.com/2018/04/29/dont-be-an-evolutionary-programmer/<|eol|><|sor|>Tip: when coining a term [make sure no one's coined it before you](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolutionary_programming)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | the211a | jbehd8g | <|sols|><|sot|>It took evolution a billion years to accomplish what software developers were able to accomplish in decades. Thats a 10000000x difference in development velocity.<|eot|><|sol|>https://software.rajivprab.com/2018/04/29/dont-be-an-evolutionary-programmer/<|eol|><|sor|>Goodness, randomly changing shit you don't understand until something happens to fix the bug is a ***BAD*** idea!? And you think we should use debugging tools to understand why things are going wrong and fix the actual root cause of the bug!? Surely not! Thank for enlightening us, rajivprab dot com!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | n3f4s | jbeis13 | <|sols|><|sot|>It took evolution a billion years to accomplish what software developers were able to accomplish in decades. Thats a 10000000x difference in development velocity.<|eot|><|sol|>https://software.rajivprab.com/2018/04/29/dont-be-an-evolutionary-programmer/<|eol|><|sor|>Goodness, randomly changing shit you don't understand until something happens to fix the bug is a ***BAD*** idea!? And you think we should use debugging tools to understand why things are going wrong and fix the actual root cause of the bug!? Surely not! Thank for enlightening us, rajivprab dot com!<|eor|><|sor|>Evolution made complex animals and plants. Can your debugger do the same? No! Checkmate debuggerists. I'm going to keep on doing evolutionary programming using fuzzers to debug my code, thank you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | Philpax | jbg514y | <|sols|><|sot|>It took evolution a billion years to accomplish what software developers were able to accomplish in decades. Thats a 10000000x difference in development velocity.<|eot|><|sol|>https://software.rajivprab.com/2018/04/29/dont-be-an-evolutionary-programmer/<|eol|><|sor|>Tip: when coining a term [make sure no one's coined it before you](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolutionary_programming)<|eor|><|sor|>Tip: When realizing there's indeed a naming collision, don't just find a new name. Instead [a real alpha would insist that the other one changes their name.](https://github.com/dotnet/maui/issues/35)
(Results may vary if there isn't a multi billion-dollar company behind you)<|eor|><|sor|>Oh hey, I thought you were going to link to [the *other* time this happened](https://github.com/golang/go/issues/9).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | pareidolist | jbeul7w | <|sols|><|sot|>It took evolution a billion years to accomplish what software developers were able to accomplish in decades. Thats a 10000000x difference in development velocity.<|eot|><|sol|>https://software.rajivprab.com/2018/04/29/dont-be-an-evolutionary-programmer/<|eol|><|sor|>so extinction speed run?<|eor|><|sor|>Dev Stranding<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | jbel0dt | <|sols|><|sot|>It took evolution a billion years to accomplish what software developers were able to accomplish in decades. Thats a 10000000x difference in development velocity.<|eot|><|sol|>https://software.rajivprab.com/2018/04/29/dont-be-an-evolutionary-programmer/<|eol|><|sor|>so extinction speed run?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | NatoBoram | 10oana6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Nice, did you program all of it yourself or did you use AI?<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/MyAnimeList/comments/10o6be6/_/j6ctrjc?context=10<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmingcirclejerk | IanisVasilev | j6dlao0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Nice, did you program all of it yourself or did you use AI?<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/MyAnimeList/comments/10o6be6/_/j6ctrjc?context=10<|eol|><|sor|>> I used bootstrap + some jquery
No way an AI could fall this low.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmingcirclejerk | functorer | j6dgxw7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Nice, did you program all of it yourself or did you use AI?<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/MyAnimeList/comments/10o6be6/_/j6ctrjc?context=10<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer the term 'prompt engineering' and it is a legitimate engineering skill set, thank-you-very-much<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmingcirclejerk | Kodiologist | j6e1zzt | <|sols|><|sot|>Nice, did you program all of it yourself or did you use AI?<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/MyAnimeList/comments/10o6be6/_/j6ctrjc?context=10<|eol|><|sor|>Nice, did you program all of it yourself or did you use a compiler?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmingcirclejerk | UnShame | j6eciyb | <|sols|><|sot|>Nice, did you program all of it yourself or did you use AI?<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/MyAnimeList/comments/10o6be6/_/j6ctrjc?context=10<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer the term 'prompt engineering' and it is a legitimate engineering skill set, thank-you-very-much<|eor|><|sor|>But did you write the prompts yourself, or did you use an AI?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmingcirclejerk | totalpieceofshit42 | j6f0ot1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Nice, did you program all of it yourself or did you use AI?<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/MyAnimeList/comments/10o6be6/_/j6ctrjc?context=10<|eol|><|sor|>If someone asked me this, I would be fucking offended. Why would you ask someone this unless you were actually trying to insult them?<|eor|><|sor|>Did you write all of this comment by yourself or did you use an AI?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmingcirclejerk | NatoBoram | j6e5nha | <|sols|><|sot|>Nice, did you program all of it yourself or did you use AI?<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/MyAnimeList/comments/10o6be6/_/j6ctrjc?context=10<|eol|><|sor|>Nice, did you program all of it yourself or did you use a compiler?<|eor|><|soopr|>Are you really programming if you are using an IDE?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | NatoBoram | j6ednoc | <|sols|><|sot|>Nice, did you program all of it yourself or did you use AI?<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/MyAnimeList/comments/10o6be6/_/j6ctrjc?context=10<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like the Go authors get this question a lot<|eor|><|soopr|>"Did you write this Medium article yourself or did you use GPT-3?"<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmingcirclejerk | Handsomefoxhf | j6edf1p | <|sols|><|sot|>Nice, did you program all of it yourself or did you use AI?<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/MyAnimeList/comments/10o6be6/_/j6ctrjc?context=10<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like the Go authors get this question a lot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | tehtris | j6es1pf | <|sols|><|sot|>Nice, did you program all of it yourself or did you use AI?<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/MyAnimeList/comments/10o6be6/_/j6ctrjc?context=10<|eol|><|sor|>If someone asked me this, I would be fucking offended. Why would you ask someone this unless you were actually trying to insult them?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | integralWorker | j6dmt9o | <|sols|><|sot|>Nice, did you program all of it yourself or did you use AI?<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/MyAnimeList/comments/10o6be6/_/j6ctrjc?context=10<|eol|><|sor|>> I used bootstrap + some jquery
No way an AI could fall this low.<|eor|><|sor|>PySimpleGUI + Bottle<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | j6eekrv | <|sols|><|sot|>Nice, did you program all of it yourself or did you use AI?<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/MyAnimeList/comments/10o6be6/_/j6ctrjc?context=10<|eol|><|sor|>> I used bootstrap + some jquery
No way an AI could fall this low.<|eor|><|sor|>PySimpleGUI + Bottle<|eor|><|sor|>Tcl + Tk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | tehtris | j6f2tia | <|sols|><|sot|>Nice, did you program all of it yourself or did you use AI?<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/MyAnimeList/comments/10o6be6/_/j6ctrjc?context=10<|eol|><|sor|>If someone asked me this, I would be fucking offended. Why would you ask someone this unless you were actually trying to insult them?<|eor|><|sor|>Did you write all of this comment by yourself or did you use an AI?<|eor|><|sor|>I used smarterchild to write that comment. I'm old-school.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | Handsomefoxhf | j6edibj | <|sols|><|sot|>Nice, did you program all of it yourself or did you use AI?<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/MyAnimeList/comments/10o6be6/_/j6ctrjc?context=10<|eol|><|sor|>Nice, did you program all of it yourself or did you use a compiler?<|eor|><|sor|>Nice, did you post this yourself or did you use AI?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | hnerixh | j6fd9jp | <|sols|><|sot|>Nice, did you program all of it yourself or did you use AI?<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/MyAnimeList/comments/10o6be6/_/j6ctrjc?context=10<|eol|><|sor|>Nice, did you program all of it yourself or did you use a compiler?<|eor|><|sor|>I'd like to use a magnetized needle and my very steady hands, but nowadays that's getting almost impossible with all there SSDs. I have script watching ebay for preowned electron microscopes, but I'm currently being forced to use an external HDD. My employers requirement for FDE is killing my productivity though, strongly considering going freelance.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | nuclearbananana | 10h3hvy | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmingcirclejerk | bonkykongcountry | j56fgkh | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>10x programmers exist. But youll never see them talk about it on Reddit because theyre too busy getting shit done<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmingcirclejerk | starlevel01 | j56owlh | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>10x programmers exist. But youll never see them talk about it on Reddit because theyre too busy getting shit done<|eor|><|sor|>Getting shit done (writing blog posts about haskal)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmingcirclejerk | nuclearbananana | j56jimg | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>10x programmers exist. But youll never see them talk about it on Reddit because theyre too busy getting shit done<|eor|><|soopr|>PCJ must be the exception then. I am continually amazed at the number of 10xers and even 100xers on this subreddit and humbled to be part of such a great council of minds.
I though people might be making it up at first, but then I realized that individuals who follow such a strict moral code regarding their choice of languages would never lie.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmingcirclejerk | plsnomoreovid | j56ky3t | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>10x programmers exist. But youll never see them talk about it on Reddit because theyre too busy getting shit done<|eor|><|soopr|>PCJ must be the exception then. I am continually amazed at the number of 10xers and even 100xers on this subreddit and humbled to be part of such a great council of minds.
I though people might be making it up at first, but then I realized that individuals who follow such a strict moral code regarding their choice of languages would never lie.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Truly the greatest programming community in the world.
Plaudits to all involved.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmingcirclejerk | Cakefonz | j56mqdv | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>> the rush was exciting and it fed my ego
cmon. One of you guys posted this, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | hexane360 | j57683i | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>10x programmers exist. But youll never see them talk about it on Reddit because theyre too busy getting shit done<|eor|><|soopr|>PCJ must be the exception then. I am continually amazed at the number of 10xers and even 100xers on this subreddit and humbled to be part of such a great council of minds.
I though people might be making it up at first, but then I realized that individuals who follow such a strict moral code regarding their choice of languages would never lie.<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The PCJ steering council just deprecated Go jokes, so that's a marked improvement. My corp is still stuck on pcj14 though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | the211a | j56r6dx | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>imagine if people from other fields based their whole identity from some bogus paper from decades ago<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | bladub | j57j0ww | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>10x programmers exist. But youll never see them talk about it on Reddit because theyre too busy getting shit done<|eor|><|soopr|>PCJ must be the exception then. I am continually amazed at the number of 10xers and even 100xers on this subreddit and humbled to be part of such a great council of minds.
I though people might be making it up at first, but then I realized that individuals who follow such a strict moral code regarding their choice of languages would never lie.<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>I mean it's not that surprising, this place doesn't really appeal to beginners or idiots or the delusional. And if you're mocking others, you'd better be sure that your opinion at least seems grounded in reality. Plus everything here is shrouded in a charitably interpreted layer of irony and sarcasm.
> so many crust and go posts all these years later when that shit is barely talked about in tech these days
idk about go, but rust continues to become more popular. Seems to be sneaking its way everywhere - linux, android, even chrome now.<|eoopr|><|sor|>>interpreted layer of irony and sarcasm
Uh, no thanks, I compile my irony and sarcasm.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
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