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programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | j56sj3x | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>10x programmers exist. But youll never see them talk about it on Reddit because theyre too busy getting shit done<|eor|><|sor|>Getting shit done (writing blog posts about haskal)<|eor|><|sor|>this is unironically true. They use wordpress or whatever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | j580bf5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>imagine if people from other fields based their whole identity from some bogus paper from decades ago<|eor|><|sor|>yeah, not a single economist bought wealth of nations hook and sink<|eor|><|sor|>10x programmers can be identified by the shape of their skull<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | starlevel01 | j5819zz | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>10x programmers exist. But youll never see them talk about it on Reddit because theyre too busy getting shit done<|eor|><|soopr|>PCJ must be the exception then. I am continually amazed at the number of 10xers and even 100xers on this subreddit and humbled to be part of such a great council of minds.
I though people might be making it up at first, but then I realized that individuals who follow such a strict moral code regarding their choice of languages would never lie.<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>I mean it's not that surprising, this place doesn't really appeal to beginners or idiots or the delusional. And if you're mocking others, you'd better be sure that your opinion at least seems grounded in reality. Plus everything here is shrouded in a charitably interpreted layer of irony and sarcasm.
> so many crust and go posts all these years later when that shit is barely talked about in tech these days
idk about go, but rust continues to become more popular. Seems to be sneaking its way everywhere - linux, android, even chrome now.<|eoopr|><|sor|>> I mean it's not that surprising, this place doesn't really appeal to beginners or idiots or the delusional.
speak for yourself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | Jumpy-Locksmith6812 | j57ekia | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>> I'd get into town, solve the problem, explain the problem and get out of town. I've worked in more than 20 workplaces so far in this way.
Fly by night code slinger
Also if he can get to 10x, it is only by standing on the shoulders of 1xers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | Gearwatcher | j5787lp | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>imagine if people from other fields based their whole identity from some bogus paper from decades ago<|eor|><|sor|>yeah, not a single economist bought wealth of nations hook and sink<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmingcirclejerk | Foreign-Butterfly-97 | j593gjt | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>Best part of it is how every HN in the room takes this person seriously and asks follow-up questions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | grapesmoker | j57std0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>10x programmers exist. But youll never see them talk about it on Reddit because theyre too busy getting shit done<|eor|><|sor|>Getting shit done (writing blog posts about haskal)<|eor|><|sor|>this is unironically true. They use wordpress or whatever<|eor|><|sor|>can't take anyone seriously who doesn't blog on a static site generator and maintain the source in GitHub<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | CarolineLovesArt | j59j47u | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>> 10x engineers unfortunately seem to never make it up the management chain, as they are threats to management
They obviously must be conspiring against the gigantic intellect, there couldn't be other explanations<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | mobotsar | j56x407 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>10x programmers exist. But youll never see them talk about it on Reddit because theyre too busy getting shit done<|eor|><|soopr|>PCJ must be the exception then. I am continually amazed at the number of 10xers and even 100xers on this subreddit and humbled to be part of such a great council of minds.
I though people might be making it up at first, but then I realized that individuals who follow such a strict moral code regarding their choice of languages would never lie.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Truly the greatest programming community in the world.
Plaudits to all involved.<|eor|><|sor|>I understood your whole flair. Looks like I'm a 100694200x'er.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | nuclearbananana | j57c73c | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>10x programmers exist. But youll never see them talk about it on Reddit because theyre too busy getting shit done<|eor|><|soopr|>PCJ must be the exception then. I am continually amazed at the number of 10xers and even 100xers on this subreddit and humbled to be part of such a great council of minds.
I though people might be making it up at first, but then I realized that individuals who follow such a strict moral code regarding their choice of languages would never lie.<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>I mean it's not that surprising, this place doesn't really appeal to beginners or idiots or the delusional. And if you're mocking others, you'd better be sure that your opinion at least seems grounded in reality. Plus everything here is shrouded in a charitably interpreted layer of irony and sarcasm.
> so many crust and go posts all these years later when that shit is barely talked about in tech these days
idk about go, but rust continues to become more popular. Seems to be sneaking its way everywhere - linux, android, even chrome now.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | nuggins | j58zerd | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>imagine if people from other fields based their whole identity from some bogus paper from decades ago<|eor|><|sor|>yeah, not a single economist bought wealth of nations hook and sink<|eor|><|sor|>I know 10x economists exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | Gearwatcher | j59fj54 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know 10x programmers exist cause I am one. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34456272<|eol|><|sor|>Best part of it is how every HN in the room takes this person seriously and asks follow-up questions.<|eor|><|sor|>it's a well known fact that if you tell something that courageous on HN it must be true<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | MrCreeper1008 | qvxz2b | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been programming for 22 years and I don't know what dependency injection is<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulbiggar/status/1460642523513249794?t=K3CR7W3elajf4LUwfHaAeQ&s=19<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmingcirclejerk | grapesmoker | hkzfaqu | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been programming for 22 years and I don't know what dependency injection is<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulbiggar/status/1460642523513249794?t=K3CR7W3elajf4LUwfHaAeQ&s=19<|eol|><|sor|>It's a fake java term for "passing arguments to functions"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmingcirclejerk | stone_henge | hl0jowd | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been programming for 22 years and I don't know what dependency injection is<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulbiggar/status/1460642523513249794?t=K3CR7W3elajf4LUwfHaAeQ&s=19<|eol|><|sor|>1. Take some obvious and mundane concept
2. Give it a fancy name
3. Now people don't know what it is and you can sell a book about it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmingcirclejerk | qqwy | hkzdiwk | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been programming for 22 years and I don't know what dependency injection is<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulbiggar/status/1460642523513249794?t=K3CR7W3elajf4LUwfHaAeQ&s=19<|eol|><|sor|>A dependency injection is how you get 5G.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | hl0zmdk | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been programming for 22 years and I don't know what dependency injection is<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulbiggar/status/1460642523513249794?t=K3CR7W3elajf4LUwfHaAeQ&s=19<|eol|><|sor|>It's a fake java term for "passing arguments to functions"<|eor|><|sor|>Uncle Bob pyramid scheme to sell more agile trainings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmingcirclejerk | lambda-male | hkzqzku | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been programming for 22 years and I don't know what dependency injection is<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulbiggar/status/1460642523513249794?t=K3CR7W3elajf4LUwfHaAeQ&s=19<|eol|><|sor|>Apparently it's just the monad instance for `-> r`. Javashits have to overcomplicate everything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmingcirclejerk | szmate1618 | hl1bssk | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been programming for 22 years and I don't know what dependency injection is<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulbiggar/status/1460642523513249794?t=K3CR7W3elajf4LUwfHaAeQ&s=19<|eol|><|sor|>It's a fake java term for "passing arguments to functions"<|eor|><|sor|>this but unironically<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmingcirclejerk | -__-_--__--_ | hl0t47p | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been programming for 22 years and I don't know what dependency injection is<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulbiggar/status/1460642523513249794?t=K3CR7W3elajf4LUwfHaAeQ&s=19<|eol|><|sor|>> passing 4 to sqrt is dependency injection. dependency injection has been used to make the number sqrt depends on swappable, instead of e.g. always using the number 25
> Just write a class to implement ISquareRootableNumberProvider
I've been outjerked, how am I going to sleep tonight knowing I've been jerked off?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | joshuaism | hl0prb2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been programming for 22 years and I don't know what dependency injection is<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulbiggar/status/1460642523513249794?t=K3CR7W3elajf4LUwfHaAeQ&s=19<|eol|><|sor|>I've been programming for 22 years and I don't know what pointer is.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a fake c++ term for passing by reference.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | irskep | hl08gnu | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been programming for 22 years and I don't know what dependency injection is<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulbiggar/status/1460642523513249794?t=K3CR7W3elajf4LUwfHaAeQ&s=19<|eol|><|sor|>Nearly all the serious responses to this are amazingly horrible<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | grapesmoker | hl1eoas | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been programming for 22 years and I don't know what dependency injection is<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulbiggar/status/1460642523513249794?t=K3CR7W3elajf4LUwfHaAeQ&s=19<|eol|><|sor|>It's a fake java term for "passing arguments to functions"<|eor|><|sor|>this but unironically<|eor|><|sor|>i'm very serious<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Oh, I'm surprised then. I always thought I'm in the minority with "not getting" dependency injection.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj I mean it's both serious and not. It's just a way to pass arguments representing external services to functions that need it. But it's wrapped up in this technical jargon that barely tells you what's going on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmingcirclejerk | RustEvangelist10xer | hkzvutl | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been programming for 22 years and I don't know what dependency injection is<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulbiggar/status/1460642523513249794?t=K3CR7W3elajf4LUwfHaAeQ&s=19<|eol|><|sor|>Apparently it's just the monad instance for `-> r`. Javashits have to overcomplicate everything.<|eor|><|sor|>What is a monad? Is that like a burrito?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmingcirclejerk | pupupeepee | hl0cfll | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been programming for 22 years and I don't know what dependency injection is<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulbiggar/status/1460642523513249794?t=K3CR7W3elajf4LUwfHaAeQ&s=19<|eol|><|sor|>Nearly all the serious responses to this are amazingly horrible<|eor|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure dependency injection is a Java pyramid scheme.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmingcirclejerk | TheWheez | hl09r0h | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been programming for 22 years and I don't know what dependency injection is<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulbiggar/status/1460642523513249794?t=K3CR7W3elajf4LUwfHaAeQ&s=19<|eol|><|sor|>Apparently it's just the monad instance for `-> r`. Javashits have to overcomplicate everything.<|eor|><|sor|>What is a monad? Is that like a burrito?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>A monad is simply a non-composite, immaterial, soul-like entity making up everything in the universe, what's the problem?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmingcirclejerk | grapesmoker | hl1c4i5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been programming for 22 years and I don't know what dependency injection is<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulbiggar/status/1460642523513249794?t=K3CR7W3elajf4LUwfHaAeQ&s=19<|eol|><|sor|>It's a fake java term for "passing arguments to functions"<|eor|><|sor|>this but unironically<|eor|><|sor|>i'm very serious<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | hl0zorr | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been programming for 22 years and I don't know what dependency injection is<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulbiggar/status/1460642523513249794?t=K3CR7W3elajf4LUwfHaAeQ&s=19<|eol|><|sor|>1. Take some obvious and mundane concept
2. Give it a fancy name
3. Now people don't know what it is and you can sell a book about it<|eor|><|sor|>Pyramid scheme, Uncle Bob-enterprise-style.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | ProfessorSexyTime | hl183hf | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been programming for 22 years and I don't know what dependency injection is<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulbiggar/status/1460642523513249794?t=K3CR7W3elajf4LUwfHaAeQ&s=19<|eol|><|sor|>> passing 4 to sqrt is dependency injection. dependency injection has been used to make the number sqrt depends on swappable, instead of e.g. always using the number 25
> Just write a class to implement ISquareRootableNumberProvider
I've been outjerked, how am I going to sleep tonight knowing I've been jerked off?<|eor|><|sor|>> This is far too limiting; a `SquareRootableNumberProviderFactory` would allow more flexibility.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | szmate1618 | hl1d64u | <|sols|><|sot|>I've been programming for 22 years and I don't know what dependency injection is<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/paulbiggar/status/1460642523513249794?t=K3CR7W3elajf4LUwfHaAeQ&s=19<|eol|><|sor|>It's a fake java term for "passing arguments to functions"<|eor|><|sor|>this but unironically<|eor|><|sor|>i'm very serious<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Oh, I'm surprised then. I always thought I'm in the minority with "not getting" dependency injection.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | mjm1qr | <|sols|><|sot|>This is super cool, but I do take slight objection to calling modulo simple. To you and me, maybe it's simple, but it's a hard one for most to understand.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/ageomiller/status/1378462108854157313<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmingcirclejerk | binaryblade | gtb447x | <|sols|><|sot|>This is super cool, but I do take slight objection to calling modulo simple. To you and me, maybe it's simple, but it's a hard one for most to understand.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/ageomiller/status/1378462108854157313<|eol|><|sor|>I'd take his IQ modulo 50 but it didnt change the result.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | gtbtmei | <|sols|><|sot|>This is super cool, but I do take slight objection to calling modulo simple. To you and me, maybe it's simple, but it's a hard one for most to understand.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/ageomiller/status/1378462108854157313<|eol|><|sor|>I understand modulo but that weird ^ sign looks like some vertical generics shit. Do we need yet another ivory tower notations in our code?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmingcirclejerk | AccurateCandidate | gtbdmlg | <|sols|><|sot|>This is super cool, but I do take slight objection to calling modulo simple. To you and me, maybe it's simple, but it's a hard one for most to understand.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/ageomiller/status/1378462108854157313<|eol|><|sor|>I know, it was hard to teach 4th graders long division, but it's worth it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmingcirclejerk | etaionshrd | gtc0tna | <|sols|><|sot|>This is super cool, but I do take slight objection to calling modulo simple. To you and me, maybe it's simple, but it's a hard one for most to understand.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/ageomiller/status/1378462108854157313<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>/uj I mean in general the entire field of modular arithmetic is rich but the operator is basically just take the remainder for the purposes of the Twitter thread.
/j dont make me make a new post with OP is unironically correct and modular arithmetic is surprisingly rich and complex<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmingcirclejerk | cycle_schumacher | gtbuis4 | <|sols|><|sot|>This is super cool, but I do take slight objection to calling modulo simple. To you and me, maybe it's simple, but it's a hard one for most to understand.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/ageomiller/status/1378462108854157313<|eol|><|sor|>I understand modulo but that weird ^ sign looks like some vertical generics shit. Do we need yet another ivory tower notations in our code?<|eor|><|sor|>Those are just horizontally scalable generics. A new k8s node is spawned for each type parameter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | GOPHERS_GONE_WILD | gtbap58 | <|sols|><|sot|>This is super cool, but I do take slight objection to calling modulo simple. To you and me, maybe it's simple, but it's a hard one for most to understand.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/ageomiller/status/1378462108854157313<|eol|><|sor|>If someone, anywhere, for any reason, may not know what it is then it is not simple.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | Theon | gtc2ib7 | <|sols|><|sot|>This is super cool, but I do take slight objection to calling modulo simple. To you and me, maybe it's simple, but it's a hard one for most to understand.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/ageomiller/status/1378462108854157313<|eol|><|sor|>I'd take his IQ modulo 50 but it didnt change the result.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>well someone's got an IQ of 0<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | jtayloroconnor | gtca5f6 | <|sols|><|sot|>This is super cool, but I do take slight objection to calling modulo simple. To you and me, maybe it's simple, but it's a hard one for most to understand.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/ageomiller/status/1378462108854157313<|eol|><|sor|>i prefer to make my code more expressive like
theRemainderOf(i, dividedBy(2));<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | R_Sholes | gtcxod4 | <|sols|><|sot|>This is super cool, but I do take slight objection to calling modulo simple. To you and me, maybe it's simple, but it's a hard one for most to understand.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/ageomiller/status/1378462108854157313<|eol|><|sor|>i prefer to make my code more expressive like
theRemainderOf(i, dividedBy(2));<|eor|><|sor|>ALL CAPS that shit and party like it's 1960.
DIVIDE I BY 2 GIVING Q REMAINDER R.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | AsmCoder110 | gtbeftw | <|sols|><|sot|>This is super cool, but I do take slight objection to calling modulo simple. To you and me, maybe it's simple, but it's a hard one for most to understand.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/ageomiller/status/1378462108854157313<|eol|><|sor|>Understanding modulo == 10xer.
Understanding Group Theory == lol what is this ~~Sylow~~ Ivory Tower nonsense?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | gtbbqz0 | <|sols|><|sot|>This is super cool, but I do take slight objection to calling modulo simple. To you and me, maybe it's simple, but it's a hard one for most to understand.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/ageomiller/status/1378462108854157313<|eol|><|sor|>I'd take his IQ modulo 50 but it didnt change the result.<|eor|><|sor|>Modulo oblivious IQ.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | ToughPhotograph | gtc59fi | <|sols|><|sot|>This is super cool, but I do take slight objection to calling modulo simple. To you and me, maybe it's simple, but it's a hard one for most to understand.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/ageomiller/status/1378462108854157313<|eol|><|sor|>I understand modulo but that weird ^ sign looks like some vertical generics shit. Do we need yet another ivory tower notations in our code?<|eor|><|sor|>That was super cool, but I did take a slight objection to calling xor simple. To you and me, maybe it's simple, but it's hard one for most to understand.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
programmingcirclejerk | a_sink_a_wait | gtcv6pb | <|sols|><|sot|>This is super cool, but I do take slight objection to calling modulo simple. To you and me, maybe it's simple, but it's a hard one for most to understand.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/ageomiller/status/1378462108854157313<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>/uj Sucks you can't post pcj comments to pcj...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | TinySchedule | gtcok9w | <|sols|><|sot|>This is super cool, but I do take slight objection to calling modulo simple. To you and me, maybe it's simple, but it's a hard one for most to understand.<|eot|><|sol|>https://twitter.com/ageomiller/status/1378462108854157313<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer to implement the modulo operator as a top down, recursive dynamic programming problem so I can show FAANG recruiters I know what I'm doing while also not paying for the div op latency<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | Fearless_Process | mi96zh | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no cognitive dissonance. C is an irredeemable piece of shit.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/mht7w6/weird_architectures_werent_supported_to_begin_with/gt1xyke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmingcirclejerk | ws-ilazki | gt3r3k5 | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no cognitive dissonance. C is an irredeemable piece of shit.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/mht7w6/weird_architectures_werent_supported_to_begin_with/gt1xyke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>At this point Im not sure which is worse, COVID or pointers.<|eor|><|sor|>You can't spell COVID without C VOID. Checkmate, Cnile pointer deniers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmingcirclejerk | duckbill_principate | gt3lapw | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no cognitive dissonance. C is an irredeemable piece of shit.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/mht7w6/weird_architectures_werent_supported_to_begin_with/gt1xyke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>At this point Im not sure which is worse, COVID or pointers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmingcirclejerk | LambariZangado | gt3qgss | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no cognitive dissonance. C is an irredeemable piece of shit.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/mht7w6/weird_architectures_werent_supported_to_begin_with/gt1xyke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> Its a shame that CPUs are designed to run **only** C quickly and everything else slowly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmingcirclejerk | bzmore | gt3ucbs | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no cognitive dissonance. C is an irredeemable piece of shit.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/mht7w6/weird_architectures_werent_supported_to_begin_with/gt1xyke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>That whole thread is just filled with expert takes on computer architecture.
/uj kill me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmingcirclejerk | CoinForWares | gt40v6v | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no cognitive dissonance. C is an irredeemable piece of shit.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/mht7w6/weird_architectures_werent_supported_to_begin_with/gt1xyke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> Its a shame that CPUs are designed to run **only** C quickly and everything else slowly.<|eor|><|sor|>legend says intel built a C repl into their CPUs somehow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmingcirclejerk | fnordulicious | gt3z8yc | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no cognitive dissonance. C is an irredeemable piece of shit.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/mht7w6/weird_architectures_werent_supported_to_begin_with/gt1xyke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> Its a shame that CPUs are designed to run **only** C quickly and everything else slowly.<|eor|><|sor|>Everything is a PDP-11 and youd better learn to like it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmingcirclejerk | Sm0oth_kriminal | gt3wpua | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no cognitive dissonance. C is an irredeemable piece of shit.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/mht7w6/weird_architectures_werent_supported_to_begin_with/gt1xyke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>C++/Rust/Go: The C programming language must go!
In 100 years, C will still be standing strong, while all those other languages will just be distant memories of a failed opportunity at something they could never be -- better<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmingcirclejerk | ws-ilazki | gt4g7tz | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no cognitive dissonance. C is an irredeemable piece of shit.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/mht7w6/weird_architectures_werent_supported_to_begin_with/gt1xyke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>The real jerk is always in the comments.
I think the best part about the rust posts is that the RESF apparently monitors PCJ for wrongthink and inevitably shows up to keep the jerk going. I miss the days when klabnik would show up and join in, though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | gt52a7u | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no cognitive dissonance. C is an irredeemable piece of shit.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/mht7w6/weird_architectures_werent_supported_to_begin_with/gt1xyke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>At this point Im not sure which is worse, COVID or pointers.<|eor|><|sor|>Javascript<|eor|><|sor|>everyone hates webshit in this sub?<|eor|><|sor|>Depends what you mean by 'webshit'.
\> Tech-bro skiddies making millions as "Wordpress" "developers"
\> Programmers who think programming is hard even when it runs on their own systems on hardware that they can instantly scale up at any point before or after deployment
\> Programmers who complain about HTTP without understanding it
\> A programming language written in 10 days running tons of infrastructure, because a language with enough popularity is like the proverbial "brick with enough thrust to fly"
\> Programmers who think that buying enough hardware to run a production website on Python means that they're distributed systems geniuses, and all other programming is beneath them
\> Programmers who "Um, actually, _prefer_" to do the compiler's work in their own code, and prefer dynamic languages for production
Depending on which one of those you meant: Yes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmingcirclejerk | CoderCharmander | gt3zzcp | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no cognitive dissonance. C is an irredeemable piece of shit.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/mht7w6/weird_architectures_werent_supported_to_begin_with/gt1xyke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> Something I kind of want to see is a CPU which executes wasm as its machine code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | gt4o1hr | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no cognitive dissonance. C is an irredeemable piece of shit.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/mht7w6/weird_architectures_werent_supported_to_begin_with/gt1xyke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>C++/Rust/Go: The C programming language must go!
In 100 years, C will still be standing strong, while all those other languages will just be distant memories of a failed opportunity at something they could never be -- better<|eor|><|sor|>> while all those other languages will just be distant memories
Not true, people will still mock Go for not having generics.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmingcirclejerk | xigoi | gt4m8e4 | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no cognitive dissonance. C is an irredeemable piece of shit.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/mht7w6/weird_architectures_werent_supported_to_begin_with/gt1xyke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>The fact that your trousers squeeze so hard on your balls that you feel they need to go other side doesnt mean that C is irredeemable piece of shit.
The fact that youd have such factless opinion simply shows your lack of knowledge in the general programming area.
C has a lot of applications and a lot of software is still written in it because it has more utility for those projects. C or similar language is used also as intermediary compilation stage in many languages, e.g., Haskell has C to which it compiles code.
The biggest C advantage is resemblance to the assembly language, but at the same time much easier understanding of code than just by reading assembly.
Please, try to learn more next time if you want to have opinion, otherwise ask question what people think and why, this way you and everyone else can learn something, and discussion can be more constructive.<|eor|><|sor|>> The biggest C advantage is resemblance to the assembly language
What kind of assembly has semicolons and braces?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | gt4o0g8 | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no cognitive dissonance. C is an irredeemable piece of shit.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/mht7w6/weird_architectures_werent_supported_to_begin_with/gt1xyke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> <language written in C>
lol not using Standard ML for your compiler<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | gt53b3x | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no cognitive dissonance. C is an irredeemable piece of shit.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/mht7w6/weird_architectures_werent_supported_to_begin_with/gt1xyke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>The fact that your trousers squeeze so hard on your balls that you feel they need to go other side doesnt mean that C is irredeemable piece of shit.
The fact that youd have such factless opinion simply shows your lack of knowledge in the general programming area.
C has a lot of applications and a lot of software is still written in it because it has more utility for those projects. C or similar language is used also as intermediary compilation stage in many languages, e.g., Haskell has C to which it compiles code.
The biggest C advantage is resemblance to the assembly language, but at the same time much easier understanding of code than just by reading assembly.
Please, try to learn more next time if you want to have opinion, otherwise ask question what people think and why, this way you and everyone else can learn something, and discussion can be more constructive.<|eor|><|sor|>> The biggest C advantage is resemblance to the assembly language
The biggest Mountain Dew advantage is resemblance to gamer pee<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | gt4clll | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no cognitive dissonance. C is an irredeemable piece of shit.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/mht7w6/weird_architectures_werent_supported_to_begin_with/gt1xyke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>At this point Im not sure which is worse, COVID or pointers.<|eor|><|sor|>Javascript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | irqlnotdispatchlevel | gt487qt | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no cognitive dissonance. C is an irredeemable piece of shit.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/mht7w6/weird_architectures_werent_supported_to_begin_with/gt1xyke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> Something I kind of want to see is a CPU which executes wasm as its machine code<|eor|><|sor|>So a CPU that doesn't even have the ability to mark memory as read only?
/uj if I remember correctly wasm implementations can't use granular protection rights for different memory regions, so there's no way of having such primitive things as guard pages between data regions, the stack, or the heap, so overflows in one can easily corrupt the others.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | gt52k30 | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no cognitive dissonance. C is an irredeemable piece of shit.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/mht7w6/weird_architectures_werent_supported_to_begin_with/gt1xyke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> Its a shame that CPUs are designed to run **only** C quickly and everything else slowly.<|eor|><|sor|>Why can't we have simple CPUs like RISC or FPGAs where the software and compiler can optimize the hardware itself?
And also, at the same time, have Lisp machines with hardware garbage collection and optimized pointer chasing for linked lists.
I mean, if you can optimize tapes, hard drives, optical drives, and caches for sequential reads, why can't you JUST optimize them for random reads instead? It's cause Big Tech is too invested in the past. And I don't know what 'invest' means, but it's bad because it prevents me using LISP<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
programmingcirclejerk | VeganVagiVore | gt52wuu | <|sols|><|sot|>There is no cognitive dissonance. C is an irredeemable piece of shit.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/mht7w6/weird_architectures_werent_supported_to_begin_with/gt1xyke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3<|eol|><|sor|>> Something I kind of want to see is a CPU which executes wasm as its machine code<|eor|><|sor|>So a CPU that doesn't even have the ability to mark memory as read only?
/uj if I remember correctly wasm implementations can't use granular protection rights for different memory regions, so there's no way of having such primitive things as guard pages between data regions, the stack, or the heap, so overflows in one can easily corrupt the others.<|eor|><|sor|>/uj The Commodore64 / TempleOS / Executes-Arbitrary-Code speedrun fans are gonna nut when they find out that buffer overflows causing code to corrupt are possible again in mainstream browsers. (Within the wasm sandbox, which is only trusted with petty shit like whatever private bank info is on the site you're visiting)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | jonicrecis | llpzn5 | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmingcirclejerk | Teemperor | gnr1jq9 | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|sor|>> It's very early days, but I hope to get something usable by 2025.
RemindMe! 5 years "Time to rewrite all your projects"
EDIT: Our mod overlords apparently banned the bot due to a lack of morality.
EDIT2: The bot PM'd me that a reminder has been set and I eagerly wait this new language. In the meantime, my work to promote language-level memory safety by rewriting my projects in Rust will continue unabated.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmingcirclejerk | silentrunningfan | gnqzeqt | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|sor|>Just build a "virtual" computer in code and make it bug-proof. Genius!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmingcirclejerk | _fulgid | gnrnpzo | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|sor|>I'm genuinely curious about what's being proposed. Ignoring all the problems that the commenters brought up, on a hypothetical system where all these microarchitectural details are exposed to the user in a stable interface, how would the language be distinct from assembly?<|eor|><|sor|>sysunjerk();
It sounds like they have reinvented the [high dependability research OS Singularity](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singularity_%28operating_system%29) written by Microsoft Research in the 2000s and could guarantee things like memory protection using static analysis.<|eor|><|sor|>But when you write your C# app for Singularity isn't there still "side effects" like cache and branch prediction footprint?<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, this language caused my CPU to execute instructions? I thought it was supposed to be side effect free?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmingcirclejerk | gefinn_odni | gnr3afk | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|sor|>I'm genuinely curious about what's being proposed. Ignoring all the problems that the commenters brought up, on a hypothetical system where all these microarchitectural details are exposed to the user in a stable interface, how would the language be distinct from assembly?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmingcirclejerk | silentrunningfan | gnr5fng | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|sor|>I'm genuinely curious about what's being proposed. Ignoring all the problems that the commenters brought up, on a hypothetical system where all these microarchitectural details are exposed to the user in a stable interface, how would the language be distinct from assembly?<|eor|><|sor|>sysunjerk();
It sounds like they have reinvented the [high dependability research OS Singularity](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singularity_%28operating_system%29) written by Microsoft Research in the 2000s and could guarantee things like memory protection using static analysis.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmingcirclejerk | AccurateCandidate | gnrn5iw | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|sor|>Just build a "virtual" computer in code and make it bug-proof. Genius!<|eor|><|sor|>Java?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmingcirclejerk | T-Dark_ | gnscb2c | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|sor|>I have also designed my own language. In it, all behavior is undefined. Thus by definition there can be no bugs.
Checkmate, rustaceans.<|eor|><|sor|>You should add a `safe` keyword for blocks of defined behaviour.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
programmingcirclejerk | crowbarous | gnr52oh | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|sor|>When nothing is a side-effect, everything is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | UsingYourWifi | gns9vp9 | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|sor|>I have also designed my own language. In it, all behavior is undefined. Thus by definition there can be no bugs.
Checkmate, rustaceans.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | gnrf9om | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|sor|>Hey this is my app, you can download it for Dell XPS 13 and HP Pavilion G6164BLAH_BLAH, I aim to support more devices in future.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
programmingcirclejerk | disintegore | gnrjiue | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|sor|>all i/o is delegated to a special monad and implemented via curl system calls<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | gefinn_odni | gnra70o | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|sor|>I'm genuinely curious about what's being proposed. Ignoring all the problems that the commenters brought up, on a hypothetical system where all these microarchitectural details are exposed to the user in a stable interface, how would the language be distinct from assembly?<|eor|><|sor|>sysunjerk();
It sounds like they have reinvented the [high dependability research OS Singularity](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singularity_%28operating_system%29) written by Microsoft Research in the 2000s and could guarantee things like memory protection using static analysis.<|eor|><|sor|>But when you write your C# app for Singularity isn't there still "side effects" like cache and branch prediction footprint?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
programmingcirclejerk | doomvox | gnt89zg | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|sor|>To balance them out, I'm designing a programming language where everything is a side effect. Everything you do touches some element of observable global state.
Edit: I have been informed that Bash already exists.<|eor|><|sor|>> Everything you do touches some element of observable global state.
I think that's called database programming.
But then, no programming methodology is complete until it re-invents global variables under another name.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | Erelde | gns1dik | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|sor|>I'm genuinely curious about what's being proposed. Ignoring all the problems that the commenters brought up, on a hypothetical system where all these microarchitectural details are exposed to the user in a stable interface, how would the language be distinct from assembly?<|eor|><|sor|>sysunjerk();
It sounds like they have reinvented the [high dependability research OS Singularity](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singularity_%28operating_system%29) written by Microsoft Research in the 2000s and could guarantee things like memory protection using static analysis.<|eor|><|sor|>But when you write your C# app for Singularity isn't there still "side effects" like cache and branch prediction footprint?<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, this language caused my CPU to execute instructions? I thought it was supposed to be side effect free?<|eor|><|sor|>- r/C_Programming/comments/ewv8l5/how_do_i_define_a_function_in_c/
- r/C_Programming/comments/exc7yb/how_to_define_a_function_in_c/
/uj that reminded me of those threads<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
programmingcirclejerk | faraznomani | gnt5c61 | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|sor|>> It's very early days, but I hope to get something usable by 2025.
RemindMe! 5 years "Time to rewrite all your projects"
EDIT: Our mod overlords apparently banned the bot due to a lack of morality.
EDIT2: The bot PM'd me that a reminder has been set and I eagerly wait this new language. In the meantime, my work to promote language-level memory safety by rewriting my projects in Rust will continue unabated.<|eor|><|sor|>RemindMe! 6 years ask r/Teemperor what is the status of their mass migration<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | CoinForWares | gnufs2y | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|sor|>I have also designed my own language. In it, all behavior is undefined. Thus by definition there can be no bugs.
Checkmate, rustaceans.<|eor|><|sor|>You should add a `safe` keyword for blocks of defined behaviour.<|eor|><|sor|>But leave out generics. More lines of code = more side effects = more effective program. Simple math<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | Nesuniken | gntaw37 | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|sor|>I'm genuinely curious about what's being proposed. Ignoring all the problems that the commenters brought up, on a hypothetical system where all these microarchitectural details are exposed to the user in a stable interface, how would the language be distinct from assembly?<|eor|><|sor|>sysunjerk();
It sounds like they have reinvented the [high dependability research OS Singularity](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singularity_%28operating_system%29) written by Microsoft Research in the 2000s and could guarantee things like memory protection using static analysis.<|eor|><|sor|>But when you write your C# app for Singularity isn't there still "side effects" like cache and branch prediction footprint?<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, this language caused my CPU to execute instructions? I thought it was supposed to be side effect free?<|eor|><|sor|>- r/C_Programming/comments/ewv8l5/how_do_i_define_a_function_in_c/
- r/C_Programming/comments/exc7yb/how_to_define_a_function_in_c/
/uj that reminded me of those threads<|eor|><|sor|>/uj
[This part scares me](https://www.reddit.com/r/C_Programming/comments/exc7yb/how_to_define_a_function_in_c/fg88toj?context=3)
I was ready to accept they were a troll that wasn't going to accept any solution, but seeing them satisfied makes me afraid they're people who are genuinely like this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
programmingcirclejerk | Alekzcb | gnsweei | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|sor|>Uhh Haskal already exists<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | usernameqwerty005 | gnsw52t | <|sols|><|sot|>"I've been designing a programming language where nothing is a side-effect."<|eot|><|sol|>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26153147<|eol|><|sor|>Just build a "virtual" computer in code and make it bug-proof. Genius!<|eor|><|sor|>Java?<|eor|><|sor|>This butt<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | actionscripted | idured | <|sols|><|sot|>Haskell is the only language that makes me emotional<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/Python/comments/idnb67/what_makes_python_better_than_other_programming/g2ayzdr<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmingcirclejerk | actionscripted | g2bfhsr | <|sols|><|sot|>Haskell is the only language that makes me emotional<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/Python/comments/idnb67/what_makes_python_better_than_other_programming/g2ayzdr<|eol|><|sor|>It makes me hard<|eor|><|soopr|>Sometimes Ill practice tantric coding and let the rush last for hours before I compile and run. Then I cry from the beauty and elegance of what Ive experienced.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmingcirclejerk | CoinForWares | g2cq9fd | <|sols|><|sot|>Haskell is the only language that makes me emotional<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/Python/comments/idnb67/what_makes_python_better_than_other_programming/g2ayzdr<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>money is naught but a source of side effects<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
programmingcirclejerk | camelCaseIsWebScale | g2c17rp | <|sols|><|sot|>Haskell is the only language that makes me emotional<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/Python/comments/idnb67/what_makes_python_better_than_other_programming/g2ayzdr<|eol|><|sor|>It makes me hard<|eor|><|soopr|>Sometimes Ill practice tantric coding and let the rush last for hours before I compile and run. Then I cry from the beauty and elegance of what Ive experienced.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Beauty and elegance of running out of memory.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmingcirclejerk | RAKtheUndead | g2bczbe | <|sols|><|sot|>Haskell is the only language that makes me emotional<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/Python/comments/idnb67/what_makes_python_better_than_other_programming/g2ayzdr<|eol|><|sor|>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tired\_and\_emotional](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tired_and_emotional)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmingcirclejerk | fp_weenie | g2bu38s | <|sols|><|sot|>Haskell is the only language that makes me emotional<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/Python/comments/idnb67/what_makes_python_better_than_other_programming/g2ayzdr<|eol|><|sor|>I've transcended past emotions, personally.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
programmingcirclejerk | MisterOfScience | g2de1zp | <|sols|><|sot|>Haskell is the only language that makes me emotional<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/Python/comments/idnb67/what_makes_python_better_than_other_programming/g2ayzdr<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> Some people find Jesus , I found Haskell.
However, Jesus can multiply the bread on your table.
Checkmate Haskell!<|eor|><|sor|>And so can Haskell. It's just that your table is immutable and it gets multiplied on a new table.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
programmingcirclejerk | defunkydrummer | g2cuhk0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Haskell is the only language that makes me emotional<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/Python/comments/idnb67/what_makes_python_better_than_other_programming/g2ayzdr<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> Some people find Jesus , I found Haskell.
However, Jesus can multiply the bread on your table.
Checkmate Haskell!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | usernameqwerty005 | g2c5b5g | <|sols|><|sot|>Haskell is the only language that makes me emotional<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/Python/comments/idnb67/what_makes_python_better_than_other_programming/g2ayzdr<|eol|><|sor|>I've transcended past emotions, personally.<|eor|><|sor|>lol no amygdala<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
programmingcirclejerk | defunkydrummer | g2df4p1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Haskell is the only language that makes me emotional<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/Python/comments/idnb67/what_makes_python_better_than_other_programming/g2ayzdr<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>> Some people find Jesus , I found Haskell.
However, Jesus can multiply the bread on your table.
Checkmate Haskell!<|eor|><|sor|>And so can Haskell. It's just that your table is immutable and it gets multiplied on a new table.<|eor|><|sor|>> And so can Haskell. It's just that your table is immutable and it gets multiplied on a new table.
You starve, then you die. In the microsecond after you die, the dozens of hundreds pieces of bread you requested suddenly appear before your eyes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
programmingcirclejerk | tgbugs | g2cbuow | <|sols|><|sot|>Haskell is the only language that makes me emotional<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/Python/comments/idnb67/what_makes_python_better_than_other_programming/g2ayzdr<|eol|><|sor|>> Implying that anger is not an emotion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
programmingcirclejerk | hedgehog1024 | g2g5a2t | <|sols|><|sot|>Haskell is the only language that makes me emotional<|eot|><|sol|>https://reddit.com/r/Python/comments/idnb67/what_makes_python_better_than_other_programming/g2ayzdr<|eol|><|sor|>I've transcended past emotions, personally.<|eor|><|sor|>> personally
I've transcended past being a person. I'm just a formless entity floating in Hask.<|eor|><|sor|>I hope you are at least typed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
programmingcirclejerk | disintegore | hzfxty | <|sols|><|sot|>The most stable and hardened code out there often gets written by people with a large lack of social skills. That's just an objective fact.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux_gaming/comments/hz5mgc/mesosphere_opensource_nintendo_switch_kernel_now/fzhpjn6/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmingcirclejerk | disintegore | fzinvqj | <|sols|><|sot|>The most stable and hardened code out there often gets written by people with a large lack of social skills. That's just an objective fact.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux_gaming/comments/hz5mgc/mesosphere_opensource_nintendo_switch_kernel_now/fzhpjn6/<|eol|><|soopr|>might be social jerk but it's too pure of a jerk not to risk it
do what you must, mods<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmingcirclejerk | etherealeminence | fzjd1ui | <|sols|><|sot|>The most stable and hardened code out there often gets written by people with a large lack of social skills. That's just an objective fact.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux_gaming/comments/hz5mgc/mesosphere_opensource_nintendo_switch_kernel_now/fzhpjn6/<|eol|><|soopr|>might be social jerk but it's too pure of a jerk not to risk it
do what you must, mods<|eoopr|><|sor|>The most stable and hardened subs out there often get moderated by people with a large lack of social skills. That's just an objective fact.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmingcirclejerk | foieyuu | fziskfo | <|sols|><|sot|>The most stable and hardened code out there often gets written by people with a large lack of social skills. That's just an objective fact.<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/linux_gaming/comments/hz5mgc/mesosphere_opensource_nintendo_switch_kernel_now/fzhpjn6/<|eol|><|sor|>cant spell programmer without incel<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
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