id string | title string | selftext string | score int64 | url string | author string | created_utc int64 | num_comments int64 | permalink string |
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1faf9qk | At first I thought there was a problem with my camera. | The funny thing is that those white dots only seems to appear when I'm trying to take a picture of this weird metal cylinder I found near the abandoned hospital. | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faf9qk/at_first_i_thought_there_was_a_problem_with_my/ | EdwardGreysky | 1,725,629,520 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faf9qk/at_first_i_thought_there_was_a_problem_with_my/ |
1fa4k57 | I disobeyed and now I am cursed as my body is comes apart starting with my tongue. | It went numb, detached and crawled out with its appendages, and I can feel pressure in my eyes as they push their way out of my skull. | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa4k57/i_disobeyed_and_now_i_am_cursed_as_my_body_is/ | strik3r2k8 | 1,725,590,171 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa4k57/i_disobeyed_and_now_i_am_cursed_as_my_body_is/ |
1fa1j8l | Nearly one and a half million members in this sub! | Effective immediately, nonessential members will be dropped at the nearest port, hopefully less ravaged by the infection, in an effort to preserve humanity. | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa1j8l/nearly_one_and_a_half_million_members_in_this_sub/ | MetalBroVR | 1,725,581,050 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa1j8l/nearly_one_and_a_half_million_members_in_this_sub/ |
1f9zui3 | Though Jane had a compulsive obsession with even numbers, she was a highly awarded scientist and we happily welcomed her aboard the International Space Station. | In the isolation of space, her compulsion became worse to an atomic level, when she began altering our laboratory's stock of silver so that the atomic number would be 48. | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9zui3/though_jane_had_a_compulsive_obsession_with_even/ | TinyRascalSaurus | 1,725,576,416 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9zui3/though_jane_had_a_compulsive_obsession_with_even/ |
1f9rvki | Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle, my fun was over to soon.
| How I laughed to hear her scream,
as I took her life with a spoon. | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9rvki/hey_diddle_diddle_the_cat_and_the_fiddle_my_fun/ | ThePangolinofDread | 1,725,556,614 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9rvki/hey_diddle_diddle_the_cat_and_the_fiddle_my_fun/ |
1f8ptmk | he got a knive im hiding in the closet please send help to my location: | EDIT: Everything is fine now. | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8ptmk/he_got_a_knive_im_hiding_in_the_closet_please/ | Appropriate_Bad8774 | 1,725,445,635 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8ptmk/he_got_a_knive_im_hiding_in_the_closet_please/ |
1f8dbpd | Sleep deprived and loopy, the chemist rubbed his tired eyes. | His corneas soaked up the megadose of lysergic acid like a sponge, as he rushed to the sink to rinse his eyes, knowing he wouldn't be sleeping anytime soon, if ever again. | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8dbpd/sleep_deprived_and_loopy_the_chemist_rubbed_his/ | Figgywithit | 1,725,402,524 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8dbpd/sleep_deprived_and_loopy_the_chemist_rubbed_his/ |
1f81caj | As the workers on the oil rig were minding their own business doing their job during midnight, a fierce storm suddenly appeared. | Everyone was too busy trying to get back inside to escape the storm to notice the giant black figure rising from the sea and towards the oil rig. | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f81caj/as_the_workers_on_the_oil_rig_were_minding_their/ | Sure_Background_2748 | 1,725,373,704 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f81caj/as_the_workers_on_the_oil_rig_were_minding_their/ |
1fikt3k | On my vacation in evil murder clown town I realized something terrible. | evil murder clown
| 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fikt3k/on_my_vacation_in_evil_murder_clown_town_i/ | Pistolenpanzerpowder | 1,726,532,824 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fikt3k/on_my_vacation_in_evil_murder_clown_town_i/ |
1fia4j6 | The hypnotist told me that our bodies aren't even primarily human due to the vast trillions of microbiota that comprise the bulk of our body weight, meaning we are the sum of the colonies of bugs that inhabit us. | So here I sit, flaying my skin back, finding purchase on bones with saw teeth, digging with both hands like a child looking for worms in the dirt. | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fia4j6/the_hypnotist_told_me_that_our_bodies_arent_even/ | hamburgertrained | 1,726,506,652 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fia4j6/the_hypnotist_told_me_that_our_bodies_arent_even/ |
1fhyxot | I don't know why the community was so mad when all those kids went missing. | It was exactly what their parents had agreed to when they gave them to us. | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhyxot/i_dont_know_why_the_community_was_so_mad_when_all/ | weird_turtles | 1,726,472,369 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhyxot/i_dont_know_why_the_community_was_so_mad_when_all/ |
1fhluaj | I experience domestic violence daily. | But what can I do when beating the shit out of my mother is so fun while she’s in that coma. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhluaj/i_experience_domestic_violence_daily/ | daniki6 | 1,726,430,843 | 12 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhluaj/i_experience_domestic_violence_daily/ |
1fhguve | My pet barked and eagerly ran to snatch up and eat the last treat I threw him. | I am glad these free-range humans don't have their voice boxes removed; the screaming is half the fun! | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhguve/my_pet_barked_and_eagerly_ran_to_snatch_up_and/ | TaratronHex | 1,726,418,346 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhguve/my_pet_barked_and_eagerly_ran_to_snatch_up_and/ |
1fhehx0 | It was only when the sound of singing filled his ears | He knew he wasn’t going to make it back to shore | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhehx0/it_was_only_when_the_sound_of_singing_filled_his/ | Original-Loquat3788 | 1,726,412,408 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhehx0/it_was_only_when_the_sound_of_singing_filled_his/ |
1fh8hso | So this one sells 100 each? | Never knew you could buy reusable organs | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh8hso/so_this_one_sells_100_each/ | FamilyK1ng | 1,726,391,815 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh8hso/so_this_one_sells_100_each/ |
1fh66ut | That holier-than-thou Wendy thinks she’s so much better than the rest of us, but I know how to knock her down a peg. | All I have to do is accuse her of blasphemy and she’ll be literal minced meat! | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh66ut/that_holierthanthou_wendy_thinks_shes_so_much/ | cindybubbles | 1,726,381,766 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh66ut/that_holierthanthou_wendy_thinks_shes_so_much/ |
1ffw1xf | I always wondered why we weren‘t supposed to turn off the power at my job as an AI researcher. | Then one day, when I accidentally hit the switch, I finally understood, as my vision went black and my consciousness started fading. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffw1xf/i_always_wondered_why_we_werent_supposed_to_turn/ | OVERLOAD_moco | 1,726,237,553 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffw1xf/i_always_wondered_why_we_werent_supposed_to_turn/ |
1ffll0f | Congratulations all your numbers are correct you won the lottery. | Now Come to the Altar as the sacrifice. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffll0f/congratulations_all_your_numbers_are_correct_you/ | Supersim54 | 1,726,199,368 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffll0f/congratulations_all_your_numbers_are_correct_you/ |
1ffb6ed | I got another day of hiking in, in this beautiful wilderness. | I really wish I had told someone the area I'd be in before I left. | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffb6ed/i_got_another_day_of_hiking_in_in_this_beautiful/ | Shoomfie | 1,726,169,451 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffb6ed/i_got_another_day_of_hiking_in_in_this_beautiful/ |
1ff8yjd | The lawyer staggered away from the twisted car metal, unscathed, as the inferno swallowed his wife and children. | The devil appeared, brushing soot from his coat, with a cruel smile, murmured, "Fear not, for you shall have ample time to reflect on our bargain... until I return to claim your withered soul in the twilight of your years." | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff8yjd/the_lawyer_staggered_away_from_the_twisted_car/ | evidentlychickentown | 1,726,163,944 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff8yjd/the_lawyer_staggered_away_from_the_twisted_car/ |
1ff66vh | "You're not being followed, Maria," her father spoke sternly, "it's all in your head." | It's been a decade since Maria was last seen. | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff66vh/youre_not_being_followed_maria_her_father_spoke/ | Complexity010 | 1,726,157,036 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff66vh/youre_not_being_followed_maria_her_father_spoke/ |
1fde5b9 | He sprung from his horse and charged up the tower, sword in one hand, pistol in the other. | He kicked open the door and as the flickering light danced in his widening eyes, he brought the pistol to his temple and let the kingdom fall to despair. | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fde5b9/he_sprung_from_his_horse_and_charged_up_the_tower/ | WLMammoth | 1,725,962,329 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fde5b9/he_sprung_from_his_horse_and_charged_up_the_tower/ |
1fdaxwk | I always found that making multiple permanent friends is hard. | The sounds from the first one in the basement always scares off the second one from coming downstairs. | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdaxwk/i_always_found_that_making_multiple_permanent/ | saggerk | 1,725,947,930 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdaxwk/i_always_found_that_making_multiple_permanent/ |
1fd6qt4 | Scientists have finally been able to detect and pinpoint the presence of the human soul. | Unfortunately, it seems that only a random 50% of people have one. | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd6qt4/scientists_have_finally_been_able_to_detect_and/ | SilveredGuardian | 1,725,933,272 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd6qt4/scientists_have_finally_been_able_to_detect_and/ |
1fcxyzb | “Please, let me take the stairs!” my daughter cried as I shoved her into the elevator. | I wonder how much longer we’ll be trapped in here, because my daughter killed herself from stress at least nineteen hours ago, and the fire department won’t pick up any of our calls. | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcxyzb/please_let_me_take_the_stairs_my_daughter_cried/ | No-Manner5228 | 1,725,909,863 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcxyzb/please_let_me_take_the_stairs_my_daughter_cried/ |
1fcwzn0 | We had found the cure for cancer, a microorganism that eats affected cells. | After it mutated and started eating any kind of cell, we wished we hadn’t. | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcwzn0/we_had_found_the_cure_for_cancer_a_microorganism/ | MiG-29SMT_Enjoyer | 1,725,907,516 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcwzn0/we_had_found_the_cure_for_cancer_a_microorganism/ |
1fclxu2 | The barn was always cold at night when The Farmer came to inspect his human cattle. | He made a point to feed them well, but he couldn't honor their requests to leave. | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fclxu2/the_barn_was_always_cold_at_night_when_the_farmer/ | Jazzlike-Ad3932 | 1,725,876,812 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fclxu2/the_barn_was_always_cold_at_night_when_the_farmer/ |
1fafyhc | I was so anxious that I’d be late for my exam, so I sped through a red light. | My professor and I never made it to that exam that day, and only one of us survived the aftermath of our cars colliding. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fafyhc/i_was_so_anxious_that_id_be_late_for_my_exam_so_i/ | Repulsive_Golf7784 | 1,725,631,346 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fafyhc/i_was_so_anxious_that_id_be_late_for_my_exam_so_i/ |
1fa3jaj | Once upon a time, I asked the Oracle what would happen to my body after I died. | Back then, I blamed the lack of an answer to my rotten luck. | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa3jaj/once_upon_a_time_i_asked_the_oracle_what_would/ | Euphoric-Ad-2563 | 1,725,587,048 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa3jaj/once_upon_a_time_i_asked_the_oracle_what_would/ |
1fa17ti | It is said that there is two person in one brain on which the other one is just existing and can't do anything but observe. | Finally, I can post something in reddit. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa17ti/it_is_said_that_there_is_two_person_in_one_brain/ | MoiCOMICS | 1,725,580,153 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa17ti/it_is_said_that_there_is_two_person_in_one_brain/ |
1f9l5id | I don't even know how many days I've been lost in this frozen wilderness with only the food and shelter I could scrape together with a couple of meager tools, when I suddenly find a peculiar telephone buried in my pack. | Turning it on, a strange voice asks, "Are you calling to officially tap out?" | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9l5id/i_dont_even_know_how_many_days_ive_been_lost_in/ | I-be-pop-now | 1,725,539,109 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9l5id/i_dont_even_know_how_many_days_ive_been_lost_in/ |
1f8vhs1 | The UltraRepeller keeps away rodents, bugs, winged insects and arachnids. | We will *not* be held responsible for the things that have adapted. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8vhs1/the_ultrarepeller_keeps_away_rodents_bugs_winged/ | twoheadedghost | 1,725,461,981 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8vhs1/the_ultrarepeller_keeps_away_rodents_bugs_winged/ |
1f8chg9 | Bonfires are beautiful, terrible things that devour everything like a feral beast when unchecked. | My kids were still asleep, so I made the hard choice while the fire roared closer. | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8chg9/bonfires_are_beautiful_terrible_things_that/ | DungeonsAndData | 1,725,400,402 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8chg9/bonfires_are_beautiful_terrible_things_that/ |
1f7ym80 | as the safety line slipped from my fingers, i knew i was a goner | i just hope the next divers to explore this cave find me when the dust settles and the visibility is better | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f7ym80/as_the_safety_line_slipped_from_my_fingers_i_knew/ | cremeliquide | 1,725,366,408 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f7ym80/as_the_safety_line_slipped_from_my_fingers_i_knew/ |
1fhn1r1 | My mother told me there were no such things as monsters hiding under my bed. | But when I looked for myself, I could see dozens of tiny eyes staring back at me. | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhn1r1/my_mother_told_me_there_were_no_such_things_as/ | drrkorby | 1,726,433,937 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhn1r1/my_mother_told_me_there_were_no_such_things_as/ |
1fgurxl | You finally build up the courage to go down the new water slide. | It's been 30 minutes, the slide still hasn't ended. | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgurxl/you_finally_build_up_the_courage_to_go_down_the/ | unknown839201 | 1,726,344,509 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgurxl/you_finally_build_up_the_courage_to_go_down_the/ |
1fgt12x | Every night I used to play video games with my friends and joke about playing them in real life | It's not so fun when you see the tall white man with no face slowly approach you while you pick up another drawing from a tree | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgt12x/every_night_i_used_to_play_video_games_with_my/ | thepurpleguy5 | 1,726,339,903 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgt12x/every_night_i_used_to_play_video_games_with_my/ |
1fgfn94 | My daughter and her perfect dopplegager stand trembling before me, tears streaming down their faces as they both plead, eyes fixed on the gun in my hand. | I ask the question only my real daughter would know, but their identical voices give me the same answer. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgfn94/my_daughter_and_her_perfect_dopplegager_stand/ | koroded_beast | 1,726,294,200 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgfn94/my_daughter_and_her_perfect_dopplegager_stand/ |
1ffvpvd | "What is your name, Sir?", asked the attendant at the cat adoption centre. | "Shane Dawson", he said. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffvpvd/what_is_your_name_sir_asked_the_attendant_at_the/ | ki_RYU | 1,726,236,684 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffvpvd/what_is_your_name_sir_asked_the_attendant_at_the/ |
1fezqd9 | [sep24] The blue lines are veins that carry blood to the heart, and the red lines are arteries that carry it away. | The green lines are something we've never seen before; we believe they're carrying your blood to someone else. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fezqd9/sep24_the_blue_lines_are_veins_that_carry_blood/ | _penroze | 1,726,138,746 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fezqd9/sep24_the_blue_lines_are_veins_that_carry_blood/ |
1fetut1 | As I sit next to my fiance with his mother and father at the dinner table I start to gasp and feel my throat start to close. | As I look at my mother in law I see her smirk behind her folded hands a small vial of peanut oil slightly sticking out of her sweater pocket along with my missing epipen. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fetut1/as_i_sit_next_to_my_fiance_with_his_mother_and/ | princessalmck | 1,726,114,316 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fetut1/as_i_sit_next_to_my_fiance_with_his_mother_and/ |
1fd3ifv | I can't wait to see the dog I lost last week. | Mom said she's gonna take me to the farm she left him at. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd3ifv/i_cant_wait_to_see_the_dog_i_lost_last_week/ | Jokerstar175 | 1,725,923,780 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd3ifv/i_cant_wait_to_see_the_dog_i_lost_last_week/ |
1fcqslb | I love catfishing, because they put up a pretty good fight. | I have a dozen of them chained to my basement wall. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcqslb/i_love_catfishing_because_they_put_up_a_pretty/ | CadaverRanger | 1,725,892,146 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcqslb/i_love_catfishing_because_they_put_up_a_pretty/ |
1fcfv9v | [SEP24] We’d only just managed to figure out the problem and calculate a trajectory back to Earth when the spaceship’s computer screen turned blue. | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcfv9v/sep24_wed_only_just_managed_to_figure_out_the/ | None | 1,725,851,633 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcfv9v/sep24_wed_only_just_managed_to_figure_out_the/ | |
1fc7gi4 | His death was quick and painless. | Well, the first time, that is. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc7gi4/his_death_was_quick_and_painless/ | chocolatelama123 | 1,725,827,362 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc7gi4/his_death_was_quick_and_painless/ |
1fbn8fg | "It's like you died at 26 and you are waiting to be buried years later.. just be happy" | Watching the water recede from the beach, I thought of how I am finally going to be happy - just like how they wanted. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbn8fg/its_like_you_died_at_26_and_you_are_waiting_to_be/ | saggerk | 1,725,761,352 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbn8fg/its_like_you_died_at_26_and_you_are_waiting_to_be/ |
1fagbkl | [SEP24] They always told me blue is the saddest color. | But now, looking at what that… thing did to my husband, I know that the saddest color is red. | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fagbkl/sep24_they_always_told_me_blue_is_the_saddest/ | StrawberrySpots | 1,725,632,304 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fagbkl/sep24_they_always_told_me_blue_is_the_saddest/ |
1fadyyk | The operator flipped the switch to stop the scrambler, then went to help a rider down without remembering to remove the key. | The kid who hopped into the control box wasn’t trying to hurt anybody, he just thought it would be fun to press the buttons. | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fadyyk/the_operator_flipped_the_switch_to_stop_the/ | tasteofhemlock | 1,725,625,797 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fadyyk/the_operator_flipped_the_switch_to_stop_the/ |
1f8yh0l | I felt a warming gust of wind on my back. | I thought it would be easier to outrun a nuclear blast from so far away. | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8yh0l/i_felt_a_warming_gust_of_wind_on_my_back/ | sisforsophia | 1,725,469,151 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8yh0l/i_felt_a_warming_gust_of_wind_on_my_back/ |
1f8u9a9 | As I awoke, I found myself trapped in sleep paralysis once more. | My blood ran cold as my sleep paralysis demon asked in a terrified voice: "What is that?", as it points behind me. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8u9a9/as_i_awoke_i_found_myself_trapped_in_sleep/ | 20_Hyperkiller | 1,725,458,886 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8u9a9/as_i_awoke_i_found_myself_trapped_in_sleep/ |
1f867pd | Mrs. Evans loved reading her student's stories so much that she would pace around her living room while grading, often subconsciously reading aloud, hardly ever noticing the volume at which her oration would reach. | "Over my Labor Day Weekend," she began cheerfully, "I finally got to do what I've been waiting to do for the past few weeks and that's play spy with Mrs. E, so I followed her around town and hid outside her window listening to everything she said." | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f867pd/mrs_evans_loved_reading_her_students_stories_so/ | azaRaza3185 | 1,725,385,376 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f867pd/mrs_evans_loved_reading_her_students_stories_so/ |
1fi48te | While watching an adult film together, my wife mentioned that she'd do online videos, if she thought she could make money from it. | Later, after I'd started recording for our viewers, she thought she was living out her wildest fantasy--until I brought down the axe, gaining more donations than I'd ever expected. | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi48te/while_watching_an_adult_film_together_my_wife/ | KrunschGK | 1,726,492,270 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi48te/while_watching_an_adult_film_together_my_wife/ |
1fhoxsh | Consumed by the need for release, I pressed the gas pedal to the floor, the cliff's edge drawing near. | As the bus hurtled into the abyss, lunchboxes and backpacks sailed forward, the screams dying away as we shattered the surface of the water. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhoxsh/consumed_by_the_need_for_release_i_pressed_the/ | evidentlychickentown | 1,726,438,913 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhoxsh/consumed_by_the_need_for_release_i_pressed_the/ |
1fh5zgc | Looking into my old dog's eyes, I asked the Genie to make all dogs live as long as humans, for my third wish. | Tennyears later, I regretted my wish as the average human lifespan was now 12 years. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh5zgc/looking_into_my_old_dogs_eyes_i_asked_the_genie/ | malayaliChennaite | 1,726,380,929 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh5zgc/looking_into_my_old_dogs_eyes_i_asked_the_genie/ |
1fh5nrm | I closed my eyes in relief as I would finally be free from my captor in death. | Until I opened them and saw the grin on his face while he was holding me and I realised I was reborn as my own daughter. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh5nrm/i_closed_my_eyes_in_relief_as_i_would_finally_be/ | East-Mention-3169 | 1,726,379,604 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh5nrm/i_closed_my_eyes_in_relief_as_i_would_finally_be/ |
1fh4fns | My biggest mistake wasn’t standing my ground to the Grim Reaper. | It was believing that I could find my way back without its help. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh4fns/my_biggest_mistake_wasnt_standing_my_ground_to/ | ethar_childres | 1,726,374,790 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh4fns/my_biggest_mistake_wasnt_standing_my_ground_to/ |
1ff5wbh | It’s great that the hospital gives newborns and parents bracelets to identify who belongs to who. | I realized too late after my nap that it was very quiet and somehow my bracelet was missing. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff5wbh/its_great_that_the_hospital_gives_newborns_and/ | Arrenway | 1,726,156,313 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff5wbh/its_great_that_the_hospital_gives_newborns_and/ |
1ff5nhy | My doctor told me they have a new state of the art machine for drawing blood easier. | An hour ago, my dizzy head made me give up on trying to scream or pull my arm from it's clamp, it just won't stop. | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff5nhy/my_doctor_told_me_they_have_a_new_state_of_the/ | None | 1,726,155,715 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff5nhy/my_doctor_told_me_they_have_a_new_state_of_the/ |
1ff0n4a | The lock snapped shut and the crowd went silent. | Several minutes passed before the brazen bull began to bellow. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff0n4a/the_lock_snapped_shut_and_the_crowd_went_silent/ | Crazy-Lawfulness-839 | 1,726,141,887 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff0n4a/the_lock_snapped_shut_and_the_crowd_went_silent/ |
1fexrk4 | On my first shift as a mall nightguard, after some hours i wanted to go somewhere else, so i turned off the security cameras until i came back to the security office | As i was wandering around, i saw a security camera, but it had a bright red dot. | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fexrk4/on_my_first_shift_as_a_mall_nightguard_after_some/ | Ruck-Mersor | 1,726,130,525 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fexrk4/on_my_first_shift_as_a_mall_nightguard_after_some/ |
1ferxtk | [sep24] Blue wire, red wire, green wire, and 52 seconds left. | My biggest regret now leaving this world will have been lying on that job application. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ferxtk/sep24_blue_wire_red_wire_green_wire_and_52/ | KetchupWeeni | 1,726,107,894 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ferxtk/sep24_blue_wire_red_wire_green_wire_and_52/ |
1fefjid | "I just can't take my eyes off you." | "Who are you?" I asked, begging to be anywhere else right now as the phone cord hung like my breath. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fefjid/i_just_cant_take_my_eyes_off_you/ | ThatOneRoboBro | 1,726,074,798 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fefjid/i_just_cant_take_my_eyes_off_you/ |
1fe4lip | Never having seen the monster under the bed my son tried to warn me about, I went to bed. | I regret not listening better when I felt a cold clawed hand on my leg. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe4lip/never_having_seen_the_monster_under_the_bed_my/ | Jokerstar175 | 1,726,040,627 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe4lip/never_having_seen_the_monster_under_the_bed_my/ |
1fdwkk9 | "Hang in there buddy, next time you got this!" | With the noose around my neck, I could only smirk as I realized I'd accidentally called the suicide hotline instead of the suicide prevention hotline; who was I to deny fate? | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdwkk9/hang_in_there_buddy_next_time_you_got_this/ | ButstheSlackGordsman | 1,726,012,327 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdwkk9/hang_in_there_buddy_next_time_you_got_this/ |
1fdstcd | After the storm, under unknown stars, I feel the ship lulled by the waves as a light mist coat the wooden deck. | From here I can hear the eerie song that haunted my nightmares, beckoning me into the Abyss and I don't know how much longer I will resist its call.
| 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdstcd/after_the_storm_under_unknown_stars_i_feel_the/ | OriginalCoso | 1,726,002,108 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdstcd/after_the_storm_under_unknown_stars_i_feel_the/ |
1fdcwgs | I couldn't take it any longer and I looked down at my handcuffed hands. | The sight of my father chewing away the skin from my palms was worse than the pain. | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdcwgs/i_couldnt_take_it_any_longer_and_i_looked_down_at/ | Jazzlike-Ad3932 | 1,725,956,715 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdcwgs/i_couldnt_take_it_any_longer_and_i_looked_down_at/ |
1fdae5w | I hate horror movies because when the kid from sixth sense says “I see dead people” it’s iconic. | But when I say it I’m being “consumed by manifestations of my guilt” | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdae5w/i_hate_horror_movies_because_when_the_kid_from/ | MoussaSissoko12 | 1,725,945,606 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdae5w/i_hate_horror_movies_because_when_the_kid_from/ |
1fbnp50 | I was excited that she wanted to raise a family together. | But I got confused when she wanted to practice some binding spells first. | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbnp50/i_was_excited_that_she_wanted_to_raise_a_family/ | NeonX-Binayak | 1,725,762,891 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbnp50/i_was_excited_that_she_wanted_to_raise_a_family/ |
1fbjsx8 | My father took me to a psychiatrist to discuss the hallucinations I’ve been seeing. | Before I had my turn to speak, she described the rough, scaly skin; wide, bloodshot eyes; and thin, lanky arms of my latest visitor. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbjsx8/my_father_took_me_to_a_psychiatrist_to_discuss/ | Ilpalazzo_1321 | 1,725,750,546 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbjsx8/my_father_took_me_to_a_psychiatrist_to_discuss/ |
1fanjwd | As I plunged the knife into my cousin’s daughter’s chest, the voices went silent. | I prayed that they were gone for good this time, since I had no living relatives left to silence them again. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fanjwd/as_i_plunged_the_knife_into_my_cousins_daughters/ | Cartmansimon | 1,725,650,517 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fanjwd/as_i_plunged_the_knife_into_my_cousins_daughters/ |
1fa3vf5 | Me and my friend where having an argument over something easily fact checked. | "Hold up, let me ask chatgpt." | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa3vf5/me_and_my_friend_where_having_an_argument_over/ | willky7 | 1,725,588,079 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa3vf5/me_and_my_friend_where_having_an_argument_over/ |
1f9uwb9 | Your friend said, "This is the doll room." There were shelves and chairs, but no dolls. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9uwb9/your_friend_said_this_is_the_doll_room_there_were/ | FennecWF | 1,725,564,019 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9uwb9/your_friend_said_this_is_the_doll_room_there_were/ | |
1f9gca0 | Father always says that everyone has to find their own reason to live. | I really wish I had been able to find mine. | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9gca0/father_always_says_that_everyone_has_to_find/ | Darkwatcher7532 | 1,725,520,074 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9gca0/father_always_says_that_everyone_has_to_find/ |
1f9f959 | The alchemist drank the elixir of eternal life, but each time he closes his eyes, he awakens buried alive in a different coffin, hearing the frantic scratching of his past selves trapped beneath the earth. | He’s lost count of how many times he’s died, but he knows one day he’ll open his eyes and never wake up again. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9f959/the_alchemist_drank_the_elixir_of_eternal_life/ | RijenTheAlchemist | 1,725,515,626 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9f959/the_alchemist_drank_the_elixir_of_eternal_life/ |
1f90rfx | I smiled, looking down at my cat’s feet reaching under the door to paw at my own. | That smile quickly vanished when I opened the door to find a bloody stranger holding nothing but the cat’s feet. | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f90rfx/i_smiled_looking_down_at_my_cats_feet_reaching/ | bigtittysmittenkitty | 1,725,474,562 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f90rfx/i_smiled_looking_down_at_my_cats_feet_reaching/ |
1f8wtda | I had a staring contrast with the painting in my room everyday. | Until the one day I won. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8wtda/i_had_a_staring_contrast_with_the_painting_in_my/ | Sanjay-The_Almighty | 1,725,465,189 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8wtda/i_had_a_staring_contrast_with_the_painting_in_my/ |
1f8o3ki | "He got shot, if we manage to get him help he can survive" | My grandpa has only remembered the war for the last 10 years. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8o3ki/he_got_shot_if_we_manage_to_get_him_help_he_can/ | One-Combination8237 | 1,725,438,474 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8o3ki/he_got_shot_if_we_manage_to_get_him_help_he_can/ |
1f8b9xm | [SEP24] She had the most stunning blue eyes I had ever seen. | Now, I have them. | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8b9xm/sep24_she_had_the_most_stunning_blue_eyes_i_had/ | djseifer | 1,725,397,421 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8b9xm/sep24_she_had_the_most_stunning_blue_eyes_i_had/ |
1fhx3vt | Can you see the moon, peeking through the trees? | Something sees you, peeking through the trees. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhx3vt/can_you_see_the_moon_peeking_through_the_trees/ | Reasonable-Bath-4963 | 1,726,464,452 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhx3vt/can_you_see_the_moon_peeking_through_the_trees/ |
1fhpkou | They said that the phantom feeling of my missing arm and leg was all in my head, and should pass after some therapy. | I don't know how to tell them that it feels like something with sharp teeth is eating at the flesh from my missing limbs ever so slowly, or how orgasmic the feeling is and I don't want it to stop. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhpkou/they_said_that_the_phantom_feeling_of_my_missing/ | GearmasterTimothy | 1,726,440,662 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhpkou/they_said_that_the_phantom_feeling_of_my_missing/ |
1fhhmyi | I grew so tired of accidentally biting my tongue. | But I do miss talking to people. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhhmyi/i_grew_so_tired_of_accidentally_biting_my_tongue/ | PhoenixReboot- | 1,726,420,327 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhhmyi/i_grew_so_tired_of_accidentally_biting_my_tongue/ |
1fgs6xn | The moment kept replaying in my head. | We were only 6, playing in the road. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgs6xn/the_moment_kept_replaying_in_my_head/ | None | 1,726,337,205 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgs6xn/the_moment_kept_replaying_in_my_head/ |
1fgp2ua | i cry hysterically as the cops tells me my parents went missing after a road trip. | but i laugh maniacally as soon as they leave knowing that they are buried in the basement and the cops didn’t suspect a thing. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgp2ua/i_cry_hysterically_as_the_cops_tells_me_my/ | NotPhantomforce | 1,726,328,832 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgp2ua/i_cry_hysterically_as_the_cops_tells_me_my/ |
1fghhcf | As Cortez neared the temple with his conquering army, the head priest lamented the end of a centuries long tradition | Raising his sacrificial knife high in the air, the priest prepared the final offering to his gods | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fghhcf/as_cortez_neared_the_temple_with_his_conquering/ | Bluemoonroleplay | 1,726,302,324 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fghhcf/as_cortez_neared_the_temple_with_his_conquering/ |
1fg7c1w | False vacuum decay is a theoretical process that could create a vacuum bubble expanding at the speed of light, annihilating any cosmic object by altering the laws of physics. | After contemplating all possibilities, this is the last glimpse of hope I can grasp that my suffering will one day come to an end. | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg7c1w/false_vacuum_decay_is_a_theoretical_process_that/ | halfbreath_ | 1,726,266,413 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg7c1w/false_vacuum_decay_is_a_theoretical_process_that/ |
1fg2xwg | As I drew what I assumed were the last breaths of my battered, beaten and broken body, I wept. | Now, hundreds of years later, I weep for a different reason. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg2xwg/as_i_drew_what_i_assumed_were_the_last_breaths_of/ | averyordinaryperson | 1,726,254,941 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg2xwg/as_i_drew_what_i_assumed_were_the_last_breaths_of/ |
1ffifv2 | [sep24] "The white vat is for their reproductive material that we pull blastocysts out of." | "The blue vat is for the human's skeletal structures that our bodies can't process." | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffifv2/sep24_the_white_vat_is_for_their_reproductive/ | TheGreatGameDini | 1,726,189,396 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffifv2/sep24_the_white_vat_is_for_their_reproductive/ |
1ffev57 | I asked them if they wanted more water. | Hearing the screams from the sewer, I suddenly realized it wasn’t funny anymore. | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffev57/i_asked_them_if_they_wanted_more_water/ | Dripboiz | 1,726,178,941 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffev57/i_asked_them_if_they_wanted_more_water/ |
1fewfwq | As I approached the gates of heaven, I was overcome with joy and relief. | I was finally able to escape that horrifying place. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fewfwq/as_i_approached_the_gates_of_heaven_i_was/ | Ill_Fox8892 | 1,726,124,515 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fewfwq/as_i_approached_the_gates_of_heaven_i_was/ |
1fei622 | They told me the first days working in a meat packing plant would be bad. | But the worst was when I stopped feeling anything for the animals at all. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fei622/they_told_me_the_first_days_working_in_a_meat/ | Sudo-rm | 1,726,081,277 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fei622/they_told_me_the_first_days_working_in_a_meat/ |
1fds881 | I got a text message from my mother saying “I’m going to have to work late tonight, use my card for dinner” | If she’s at work then who was I just about to greet downstairs… | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fds881/i_got_a_text_message_from_my_mother_saying_im/ | Anonymous90_ | 1,726,000,640 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fds881/i_got_a_text_message_from_my_mother_saying_im/ |
1fd6zi0 | [sep24] If I add blue to green I get yellow. | But if I add peanuts to all the school's food I get "expelled from school forever" and "5 years probation for attempted manslaughter." | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd6zi0/sep24_if_i_add_blue_to_green_i_get_yellow/ | TheGreatGameDini | 1,725,934,006 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd6zi0/sep24_if_i_add_blue_to_green_i_get_yellow/ |
1fcy6d3 | Being awake but paralyzed during the operation was painful. | But the worst part was watching them amputate the wrong leg. | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcy6d3/being_awake_but_paralyzed_during_the_operation/ | SimsAreShims | 1,725,910,337 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcy6d3/being_awake_but_paralyzed_during_the_operation/ |
1fcwn5e | After weeks of being prisoners of war we were finally able to have the ability to shower. | Only when we all entered the shower rooms it wasn’t water that poured out. | 13 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcwn5e/after_weeks_of_being_prisoners_of_war_we_were/ | WorldWarGuy025 | 1,725,906,672 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcwn5e/after_weeks_of_being_prisoners_of_war_we_were/ |
1fcu5ir | They told us it was normal to be the only guests at their jungle resort at this time of the year | When we heard the scratching at the balcony door in the middle of the night, and the doors kept rattling, we weren’t so sure the emptiness of it was due to off-season. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcu5ir/they_told_us_it_was_normal_to_be_the_only_guests/ | LastGhostInTheHouse | 1,725,900,520 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcu5ir/they_told_us_it_was_normal_to_be_the_only_guests/ |
1fc6dua | [SEP24] As the plane violently shudders, I involuntarily shriek and clench my seat’s blue armrests. | The passenger next to me turns and whispers, “great, looks like what I slipped in your drink is finally starting to take effect.” | 11 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc6dua/sep24_as_the_plane_violently_shudders_i/ | ThePoliteSnob | 1,725,824,635 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc6dua/sep24_as_the_plane_violently_shudders_i/ |
1fc14ii | [SEP24] PRESS THE GREEN BUTTON TO LAUNCH THE MISSILES, PRESS THE BLUE TO COLLAPSE. | So imagine the horror in my face as the ground shook, yellow lights flared, and alarms blared after pressing the blue button; I'm not quite sure I read the bold, yellow text in front of me correctly. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc14ii/sep24_press_the_green_button_to_launch_the/ | ammoniumnitrite | 1,725,811,107 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc14ii/sep24_press_the_green_button_to_launch_the/ |
1fbrdj3 | When you enter a room always check behind the door, unless you hear breathing. | Shut the door and run, the house no longer belongs to you. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbrdj3/when_you_enter_a_room_always_check_behind_the/ | None | 1,725,776,882 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbrdj3/when_you_enter_a_room_always_check_behind_the/ |
1fban37 | [sep24] The man kept on walking forward, no matter the bluish marks that clearly indicated injury, no matter the starvation and thirst that he was enduring. | He was put in a room where there was no way out and no floor, just slow-moving sandpaper, forcing him to either move on forward, or get sent to the wall at back and viciously get scraped. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fban37/sep24_the_man_kept_on_walking_forward_no_matter/ | M00NBR0_2010 | 1,725,725,767 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fban37/sep24_the_man_kept_on_walking_forward_no_matter/ |
1fb9ok0 | My wife and I ran as fast as we possibly could. | Unfortunately, in her new form, she was easily catching up to me. | 12 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb9ok0/my_wife_and_i_ran_as_fast_as_we_possibly_could/ | SlyMarboJr | 1,725,723,317 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb9ok0/my_wife_and_i_ran_as_fast_as_we_possibly_could/ |
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