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1faox4q
[SEP24] When I dyed my hair blue, some of it made a mess by the drain.
When I came home from work, I found my roommate on the floor, the weird smell of bleach and something else I couldn't identify before everything became black.
37
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faox4q/sep24_when_i_dyed_my_hair_blue_some_of_it_made_a/
teruteru-fan-sam
1,725,653,930
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faox4q/sep24_when_i_dyed_my_hair_blue_some_of_it_made_a/
1falr7m
I started pulling the eyelash that was in my eye.
I didn’t notice it was moving until it slithered further in.
35
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1falr7m/i_started_pulling_the_eyelash_that_was_in_my_eye/
FrankZaing
1,725,645,933
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1falr7m/i_started_pulling_the_eyelash_that_was_in_my_eye/
1f8q02h
Our rural Chinese village had a small funeral for our deceased infant daughter
Fortunately for me and my wife, our neighbour didn’t notice she’s missing 28 sowing needles.
35
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8q02h/our_rural_chinese_village_had_a_small_funeral_for/
IWTBAPWIGU
1,725,446,304
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8q02h/our_rural_chinese_village_had_a_small_funeral_for/
1f8863s
He felt relief after finally clearing out the blockage in his ear.
That relief quickly turned into horror when whatever it was he cleaned out scuttled right back in.
36
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8863s/he_felt_relief_after_finally_clearing_out_the/
RyeBop
1,725,389,974
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8863s/he_felt_relief_after_finally_clearing_out_the/
1f86o3c
I had finally gotten the corner office I had been vying for.
As I looked at New York’s skyline through its large, clear windows, I saw a plane approaching.
36
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f86o3c/i_had_finally_gotten_the_corner_office_i_had_been/
MiG-29SMT_Enjoyer
1,725,386,461
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f86o3c/i_had_finally_gotten_the_corner_office_i_had_been/
1fgnth3
Fifthteenth missing person this month, sad to see them go so fast
But it needs to be fed.
32
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgnth3/fifthteenth_missing_person_this_month_sad_to_see/
Miguel_0111theman
1,726,325,465
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgnth3/fifthteenth_missing_person_this_month_sad_to_see/
1ffqwdn
The children rushed outside to experience their first snowfall, even when the bells sounded unusual that day.
In the distance, a man in uniform came running, flailing and shouting words they couldn’t hear.
34
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffqwdn/the_children_rushed_outside_to_experience_their/
theaddictiondemon
1,726,221,313
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffqwdn/the_children_rushed_outside_to_experience_their/
1ff1phf
When I walked in on my colleage fucking her patient, I was shocked.
I didn't know you could get an erection under anaesthetic.
34
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff1phf/when_i_walked_in_on_my_colleage_fucking_her/
WatchfulBirds
1,726,145,234
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff1phf/when_i_walked_in_on_my_colleage_fucking_her/
1feh14g
I can't take my eyes off you.
Because if I so much as blink I will die.
34
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feh14g/i_cant_take_my_eyes_off_you/
Indecisive-Queer
1,726,078,450
12
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feh14g/i_cant_take_my_eyes_off_you/
1febtgv
My brother didn't understand why I rushed him to get out of the forest, upon seeing the trail of maggots.
Maggots generate in rotting flesh, and the trail meant whatever was dead was moving.
34
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1febtgv/my_brother_didnt_understand_why_i_rushed_him_to/
EmmaWatsonButDumber
1,726,065,681
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1febtgv/my_brother_didnt_understand_why_i_rushed_him_to/
1fdwhkc
In the '80s, I had a company that produced O-rings, and even NASA was one of our clients.
Unfortunately, it went out of business because they suddenly needed something that worked at lower temperatures.
34
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdwhkc/in_the_80s_i_had_a_company_that_produced_orings/
TheGentleman190
1,726,012,079
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdwhkc/in_the_80s_i_had_a_company_that_produced_orings/
1f97ufk
Alvin pushed with all his might to get the hotel ice maker to function.
When he discovered that it was three human eyeballs that had been blocking the hopper, Alvin realized he wasn't that thirsty after all
35
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f97ufk/alvin_pushed_with_all_his_might_to_get_the_hotel/
wraithstrike
1,725,492,323
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f97ufk/alvin_pushed_with_all_his_might_to_get_the_hotel/
1f8doyf
[SEP24] I froze when I saw the flash of blue light.
And the whine of my Geiger counter confirmed that I was already dead.
36
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8doyf/sep24_i_froze_when_i_saw_the_flash_of_blue_light/
DatLonerGirl
1,725,404,016
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8doyf/sep24_i_froze_when_i_saw_the_flash_of_blue_light/
1fhyn6z
The breakfast my wife left me this morning was delicious so I looked it up in her favorite cookbook.
It was a bit of a strange sight that she had used a page ripped out of a toxicology textbook for a bookmark.
33
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhyn6z/the_breakfast_my_wife_left_me_this_morning_was/
PugLyfeSean
1,726,471,034
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhyn6z/the_breakfast_my_wife_left_me_this_morning_was/
1fhxkgy
My wealthy parents who are always going to costume parties finally invited me to one.
I was confused when everyone was wearing the same costume except for one man, who asked my parents if they brought the sacrifice.
33
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhxkgy/my_wealthy_parents_who_are_always_going_to/
PhoenixReboot-
1,726,466,360
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhxkgy/my_wealthy_parents_who_are_always_going_to/
1fhew55
When she heard footfalls on the stairs, the exhausted nanny hurriedly poured the tub's contents out of the window, then rushed over to the baby with a new, pink-laced dress.
But she could only pause in weary confusion as her Lady opened the door to join her, staring at an empty crib.
33
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhew55/when_she_heard_footfalls_on_the_stairs_the/
Vio_Van_Helsing
1,726,413,387
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhew55/when_she_heard_footfalls_on_the_stairs_the/
1fhen8e
The bored, teenage lifeguard scrolled TikTok, sending another down Wet ‘n’ Wild’s scariest slide.
He couldn’t have known there was a tube blockage, and they were crashing into each other like flesh and blood torpedoes, water drowning those not smashed to pieces
30
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhen8e/the_bored_teenage_lifeguard_scrolled_tiktok/
Original-Loquat3788
1,726,412,773
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhen8e/the_bored_teenage_lifeguard_scrolled_tiktok/
1fhb6us
I hid in the shadows beyond the burning village, heart pounding, as their blood-soaked laughter slowly faded into the distance.
Then, without a word, the dark figure beside me tapped his cane softly against the tree, and the soldiers' eyes turned, unerringly, toward my hiding place.
31
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhb6us/i_hid_in_the_shadows_beyond_the_burning_village/
evidentlychickentown
1,726,402,783
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhb6us/i_hid_in_the_shadows_beyond_the_burning_village/
1fh73ax
I got a little lost hiking to the lake, but my compass should make sure avoid the military base's minefield on the way there.
I can't wait to get to the lake and go magnet fishing, it'll make lugging this powerful magnet around worth it.
34
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh73ax/i_got_a_little_lost_hiking_to_the_lake_but_my/
BeanFork
1,726,385,648
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh73ax/i_got_a_little_lost_hiking_to_the_lake_but_my/
1fflwc4
We were forced to close the restaurant indefinitely on the day of our Grand Opening.
By the time the small boy was found in the tank the lobsters had already eaten away half his face.
31
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fflwc4/we_were_forced_to_close_the_restaurant/
thelurking0wl
1,726,200,405
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fflwc4/we_were_forced_to_close_the_restaurant/
1fbzp5t
He hadn’t seen his hand since the incident in Fallujah when they’d lost Donny.
At the 20 year reunion he felt an icy grip on his phantom limb, and turning he saw the ghost of the comrade he’d frantically passed the live grenade onto
35
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbzp5t/he_hadnt_seen_his_hand_since_the_incident_in/
Original-Loquat3788
1,725,807,392
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbzp5t/he_hadnt_seen_his_hand_since_the_incident_in/
1faukms
The ice pick weighs heavy in my hands as my blood drips steadily on to the floor, my ears ache in the numbing silence but anything stop to the voices was worth it....
And yet through the dull hum of the echoing silence I still hear the voice of my late brother tauntingly calling me to join him.
31
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faukms/the_ice_pick_weighs_heavy_in_my_hands_as_my_blood/
Ten_Toed_Sloth
1,725,669,422
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faukms/the_ice_pick_weighs_heavy_in_my_hands_as_my_blood/
1fhpq7x
Our relationship had always been strained but had finally settled into a species of tenuous peace, birthed from necessity, just before the car crash that unexpectedly took his life.
As I was clearing away his things from our shared bathroom medicine cabinet, I discovered the tiny camera hidden behind what I now know was a two way mirror.
32
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhpq7x/our_relationship_had_always_been_strained_but_had/
Powerful_Addendum_71
1,726,441,097
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhpq7x/our_relationship_had_always_been_strained_but_had/
1fhiac4
Stranded by the snowstorm, we went into the nearest restauraunt; "What's on the menu?" my father asked.
"It just walked it." replied the smiling waiter, as we heard the doors click shut.
33
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhiac4/stranded_by_the_snowstorm_we_went_into_the/
GoingBananasYT
1,726,421,939
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhiac4/stranded_by_the_snowstorm_we_went_into_the/
1fgqj9e
"Honey, did that replacement toaster arrive?" she called, putting her coat on the hook.
Getting the kid ready had taken longer than he thought; he frantically scrabbled at the plug with wet fingers.
32
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgqj9e/honey_did_that_replacement_toaster_arrive_she/
rustlingpotato
1,726,332,697
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgqj9e/honey_did_that_replacement_toaster_arrive_she/
1fg9sli
I walked into the bathroom, rubbing my sore neck after my drunken one night stand.
As I stared into my antique bathroom mirror, I panicked as I failed to see myself.
34
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg9sli/i_walked_into_the_bathroom_rubbing_my_sore_neck/
None
1,726,273,584
9
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg9sli/i_walked_into_the_bathroom_rubbing_my_sore_neck/
1ffjh85
Thanks to him i found out i had no gag reflex
I just couldn’t make myself throw up the cyanide in the coffee
32
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffjh85/thanks_to_him_i_found_out_i_had_no_gag_reflex/
WholsomeCunghus420
1,726,192,625
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffjh85/thanks_to_him_i_found_out_i_had_no_gag_reflex/
1ff0o3j
Urg, this new world sucks, filled with wickedness and corruption, and I don’t understand why it keeps turning out this way.
Last time, I used a flood to cleanse it, but this time, I think fire and brimstone will wipe the slate clean for a fresh beginning.
31
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff0o3j/urg_this_new_world_sucks_filled_with_wickedness/
CL4R101
1,726,141,977
8
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff0o3j/urg_this_new_world_sucks_filled_with_wickedness/
1fdr865
As we pushed deeper into the jungle, the radio crackled to life with static, but we couldn’t make out any voices.
Then we stumbled upon something half-buried in the dirt—an old dog tag, rusted and worn, with my name on it and a date indicating it had been issued 120 years ago.
33
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdr865/as_we_pushed_deeper_into_the_jungle_the_radio/
evidentlychickentown
1,725,998,155
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdr865/as_we_pushed_deeper_into_the_jungle_the_radio/
1fdpp5j
Being deaf, one of my great joys is to sit out in my garden and just enjoy the morning sun in silence.
Except this morning, when I would see a bright flash, and hear a boom echo in my bones.
28
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdpp5j/being_deaf_one_of_my_great_joys_is_to_sit_out_in/
FascinatingFall
1,725,994,421
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdpp5j/being_deaf_one_of_my_great_joys_is_to_sit_out_in/
1fbjfc3
June 26th, 2003, Today I learned from a friend that you will never expect when your heart will stop beating forever.
It’s a neat fact to me as it can happen while I’m writing in this diary and
31
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbjfc3/june_26th_2003_today_i_learned_from_a_friend_that/
M3m3T1me
1,725,749,456
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbjfc3/june_26th_2003_today_i_learned_from_a_friend_that/
1f8zzwk
[SEP24] In the post-game frenzy, I felt myself getting pushed along by the crowd of blue jerseys, crushed in and so closely packed I had trouble breathing.
As I tried to stay upright in the crowd, I realized I’d lost grip of my 10-year old’s hand.
30
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8zzwk/sep24_in_the_postgame_frenzy_i_felt_myself/
delicatesummer
1,725,472,753
5
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8zzwk/sep24_in_the_postgame_frenzy_i_felt_myself/
1f8o86x
I was so thankful they caught the bugs that were in my ear.
The eggs were just a little too deep for the doctors to see.
32
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8o86x/i_was_so_thankful_they_caught_the_bugs_that_were/
saltysaltybabyboy
1,725,439,018
9
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8o86x/i_was_so_thankful_they_caught_the_bugs_that_were/
1fiakpw
The pathetic, pleading screams of my friends die out moments before a pair of glowing red eyes cut through the inky darkness of the warehouse.
“*See*, I told you Grandma would find me!” the young boy we had kidnapped energetically shouts.
30
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fiakpw/the_pathetic_pleading_screams_of_my_friends_die/
ThePoliteSnob
1,726,507,729
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fiakpw/the_pathetic_pleading_screams_of_my_friends_die/
1fgty7c
I knew my mom would do anything for clout on social media.
However, after previously believing I was blind since I was born, feeling what felt like fishing line coming undone and my eyes opening for the first time, I realized just how far she would go to get it.
28
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgty7c/i_knew_my_mom_would_do_anything_for_clout_on/
WrierSiamang152
1,726,342,276
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgty7c/i_knew_my_mom_would_do_anything_for_clout_on/
1fdo9qd
When we discovered the massive stash of preserved body-parts, we thought at first it was evidence of a serial-killer.
Forensics complicated things when they found every single one of them were genetically identical.
31
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdo9qd/when_we_discovered_the_massive_stash_of_preserved/
flanneur
1,725,990,941
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdo9qd/when_we_discovered_the_massive_stash_of_preserved/
1fdg6x9
I told that bully that I'm going to be a surgeon and if I ever see him on my operation table I won't help him.
Finding him as my patient left me wondering what's better between death and a life altering disability
31
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdg6x9/i_told_that_bully_that_im_going_to_be_a_surgeon/
Various-Engineer2114
1,725,969,893
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdg6x9/i_told_that_bully_that_im_going_to_be_a_surgeon/
1fb3g6f
[sep24] "The blue tickle-me Elmo was thought to be a factory mixup," I said, picking it up from the pile of junk, "but it wasn't."
When I "tickled" it, it just gargled and glugged for a second or two followed by a heart-rending scream that alerted _everything_ in 300 meters to my position.
33
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb3g6f/sep24_the_blue_tickleme_elmo_was_thought_to_be_a/
TheGreatGameDini
1,725,703,150
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb3g6f/sep24_the_blue_tickleme_elmo_was_thought_to_be_a/
1f9s02a
To get over my fear of the dark, I closed the closet door, blocking off all light.
When the fear became too much, I reached for the handle to escape, but felt only solid walls on all sides.
31
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9s02a/to_get_over_my_fear_of_the_dark_i_closed_the/
Fallen311
1,725,556,914
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9s02a/to_get_over_my_fear_of_the_dark_i_closed_the/
1f96js0
I was so desperate to fit in with all my redneck neighbors that I finally agreed to their invitation to come drink up and burn one with them.
All these years later, I can’t escape the horrible screams and stench of charred flesh.
33
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f96js0/i_was_so_desperate_to_fit_in_with_all_my_redneck/
ZeroDivide244
1,725,488,852
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f96js0/i_was_so_desperate_to_fit_in_with_all_my_redneck/
1fgm9wl
"Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite," my new foster parents sang as they tucked me snugly into bed.
With hideous smiles revealing razor-sharp teeth, they continued, "That's our job."
31
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgm9wl/good_night_sleep_tight_dont_let_the_bedbugs_bite/
mr_throwaway_2
1,726,321,095
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgm9wl/good_night_sleep_tight_dont_let_the_bedbugs_bite/
1ffx0wo
As I found myself at the gates of heaven, I was met with a bright figure saying: “Sorry, we mistook you for someone else, you actually belong in hell.“
That‘s the only thing I remember before being born…
30
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffx0wo/as_i_found_myself_at_the_gates_of_heaven_i_was/
OVERLOAD_moco
1,726,240,013
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffx0wo/as_i_found_myself_at_the_gates_of_heaven_i_was/
1fc5k65
After they dryer beeped, I opened the door to find my clothes still soaking wet.
As I reached in to investigate, a cold, clammy hand grabbed mine from within the drum.
31
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc5k65/after_they_dryer_beeped_i_opened_the_door_to_find/
TonkaTown
1,725,822,519
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc5k65/after_they_dryer_beeped_i_opened_the_door_to_find/
1f8cueb
“It’s just a dream, keep telling yourself that, it’s just a dream” my therapist said trying to settle me.
My anxiety shot back up when he continued “It’s just a dream, this is just a dream”.
31
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8cueb/its_just_a_dream_keep_telling_yourself_that_its/
RyeBop
1,725,401,309
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8cueb/its_just_a_dream_keep_telling_yourself_that_its/
1fifv12
The mothers in my village warned us children away from the abandoned mines, telling tales of collapsing tunnels and water filled pits.
But as I lie here, feeling the slow crawling beneath my skin as these barely visible tendrils creep out along my body, I realize that, perhaps there was something else they were even more afraid of.
29
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fifv12/the_mothers_in_my_village_warned_us_children_away/
TinyRascalSaurus
1,726,520,510
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fifv12/the_mothers_in_my_village_warned_us_children_away/
1fenzj3
My friend started choking, but sadly died before I could help him.
It just took too long to get the live stream started.
30
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fenzj3/my_friend_started_choking_but_sadly_died_before_i/
nah328
1,726,096,251
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fenzj3/my_friend_started_choking_but_sadly_died_before_i/
1f88iwu
My daughter loved her new doll but everytime it's eyes caught mine shivers crawled up and down my spine.
Later that night I saw the doll with a knife going towards my daughter's room until it noticed me and just plopped on ground like nothing happened.
29
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f88iwu/my_daughter_loved_her_new_doll_but_everytime_its/
TheGreatGameDini
1,725,390,806
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f88iwu/my_daughter_loved_her_new_doll_but_everytime_its/
1fetsk6
Interestingly, most legends regarding vampires are actually pretty accurate.
Unfortunately for the woman who’s been spying on me for quite some time, the legend about vampires needing an invitation to enter a home is… not… one of them.
28
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fetsk6/interestingly_most_legends_regarding_vampires_are/
Nemothebird
1,726,114,091
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fetsk6/interestingly_most_legends_regarding_vampires_are/
1fbjqau
I explained once more that the growling and scratching had come from outside my car. The 911 operator hungrily insisted again that I step outside and wait for the police.
28
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbjqau/i_explained_once_more_that_the_growling_and/
FennecWF
1,725,750,336
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbjqau/i_explained_once_more_that_the_growling_and/
1fbabo7
[SEP24] Mr. Hansen never could grow much of a lawn, but I always admired his patches of bluebells, each in the shape of a cross.
Eventually his frightened and abused wife went to the police, and the cadaver dogs found nine bodies in his yard, each in a shallow grave with their arms spread out.
28
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbabo7/sep24_mr_hansen_never_could_grow_much_of_a_lawn/
Alexis_J_M
1,725,724,938
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbabo7/sep24_mr_hansen_never_could_grow_much_of_a_lawn/
1f9hu33
The world rejoicing over the discovery of DNA outside of our solar system, he wondered why the military attaché looked so stern when he handed him the photos taken of the findings.
Wonder turned to dread when he looked through the images that the probe had taken, stairs leading to eight human skulls of different sizes, neatly placed in what could only be called a trophy rack.
27
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9hu33/the_world_rejoicing_over_the_discovery_of_dna/
MorgwynOfRavenscar
1,725,526,779
7
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9hu33/the_world_rejoicing_over_the_discovery_of_dna/
1f80fyo
“Finish it off with Hyperbeam!” Screamed Pokemon Champion Lance to his Dragonite
Last Pokémon news: hundred of dead and injured during the Johto League Finals after Champion Lance Dragonite Hyperbeam attack misses his target, destroying the Silver Conference Stadium
30
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f80fyo/finish_it_off_with_hyperbeam_screamed_pokemon/
PassionCertain8405
1,725,371,396
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f80fyo/finish_it_off_with_hyperbeam_screamed_pokemon/
1fh9tun
With this new technology, I decided to travel back in time to study the life of dinosaurs, being a paleontologist myself.
I thought that would make my job easier, but now the damaged time machine won't start as it keeps getting closer.
28
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh9tun/with_this_new_technology_i_decided_to_travel_back/
KiKssSA
1,726,397,635
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh9tun/with_this_new_technology_i_decided_to_travel_back/
1feuc4w
A friend and I finally got approval to go to one of the new colony worlds and research a new species of predator that adapts extremely quickly to its prey.
It was going really well until, one night, when I was alone with him, I noticed that something about his face just seemed… off.
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feuc4w/a_friend_and_i_finally_got_approval_to_go_to_one/
Nemothebird
1,726,116,061
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feuc4w/a_friend_and_i_finally_got_approval_to_go_to_one/
1fdh7xl
"The mass separates into two equal parts, providing good servable portions," she said.
The daughter watched eagerly as her mother butchered the hitchhiker they picked up earlier.
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdh7xl/the_mass_separates_into_two_equal_parts_providing/
None
1,725,973,042
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdh7xl/the_mass_separates_into_two_equal_parts_providing/
1fbiceq
I got a text from my friend who was stuck inside somewhere he didn’t recognize.
I called him back, only to hear his ringtone… coming from my stomach…
27
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbiceq/i_got_a_text_from_my_friend_who_was_stuck_inside/
rydikar1
1,725,746,362
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbiceq/i_got_a_text_from_my_friend_who_was_stuck_inside/
1f96edu
There is a sealed door in my apartment that had never been opened since I moved in
Now I can't find it anymore.
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f96edu/there_is_a_sealed_door_in_my_apartment_that_had/
wani_taro
1,725,488,446
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f96edu/there_is_a_sealed_door_in_my_apartment_that_had/
1f93nyx
Taking advantage of summer’s last beautiful days, I decided to play with my infant daughter outside.
As I lie paralyzed from a massive stroke, I watch her crawl directly into the path of a massive semi, and wish that I’d installed a fence around our front yard.
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f93nyx/taking_advantage_of_summers_last_beautiful_days_i/
IndigoAndromeda
1,725,481,529
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f93nyx/taking_advantage_of_summers_last_beautiful_days_i/
1ficxo0
I always thought I would just float away if the world stopped turning.
Instead, the sensation of speed felt like a great weight leaving the air, pulling me from my feet, and taking me out into the void.
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ficxo0/i_always_thought_i_would_just_float_away_if_the/
hamburgertrained
1,726,513,474
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ficxo0/i_always_thought_i_would_just_float_away_if_the/
1fi66qb
Whenever he saw her, he struggled with confessing his deep love as he tends to beat around the bush for years.
Till one day the cops arrested him in her backyard for indecent exposure.
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi66qb/whenever_he_saw_her_he_struggled_with_confessing/
darksideofthemoooo
1,726,497,242
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi66qb/whenever_he_saw_her_he_struggled_with_confessing/
1fgzl3q
As the medical debt kept piling up, I knew death was my only way out.
If only I wasn't being kept on life support until I could pay for my body's disposal.
28
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgzl3q/as_the_medical_debt_kept_piling_up_i_knew_death/
WingmakerPro
1,726,358,351
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgzl3q/as_the_medical_debt_kept_piling_up_i_knew_death/
1feq0ug
"Hurt people, hurt people!"
I looked on gleefully as the swelling crowd obeyed my every command.
27
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feq0ug/hurt_people_hurt_people/
None
1,726,102,128
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feq0ug/hurt_people_hurt_people/
1fe60xg
Since I was young, I wished I could go through mirrors, and at last the djinn had granted my wish.
In hindsight, I should have also asked to travel back.
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe60xg/since_i_was_young_i_wished_i_could_go_through/
BreakerOfModpacks
1,726,047,137
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe60xg/since_i_was_young_i_wished_i_could_go_through/
1fd1snn
As a dedicated minister in the church, I have the heart of a pastor.
I keep it in a jar on the shelf in my study.
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd1snn/as_a_dedicated_minister_in_the_church_i_have_the/
toxiccandles
1,725,919,157
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd1snn/as_a_dedicated_minister_in_the_church_i_have_the/
1fbqede
[SEP24] I gave up my 20's to retire in my 30's and the first day of the rest of my life begins with a trip to the deep, blue sea.
They'll be controlling the sub with an x-box controller, how's that for a scrappy startup?
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbqede/sep24_i_gave_up_my_20s_to_retire_in_my_30s_and/
HyrulianAvenger
1,725,772,861
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbqede/sep24_i_gave_up_my_20s_to_retire_in_my_30s_and/
1fba9il
“Hey, stop it now” my father said, interrupting the fight between my sister and me.
“We don’t fight like this in my house,” he continued, placing a hammer in my hand and a knife in my sister’s, before stepping back with a chilling smile, “Now, continue.”
27
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fba9il/hey_stop_it_now_my_father_said_interrupting_the/
Dr_HS98
1,725,724,799
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fba9il/hey_stop_it_now_my_father_said_interrupting_the/
1f9ge8u
When he knelt before her and requested her hand and her heart, it felt as old-fashioned and romantic as she had always dreamed it would be.
That was how she learned that demons need permission before they can feed.
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9ge8u/when_he_knelt_before_her_and_requested_her_hand/
Agnesperdita
1,725,520,309
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9ge8u/when_he_knelt_before_her_and_requested_her_hand/
1f8v5n5
Despite the sleep deprivation from her newborn, Karla was determined to have a nice meal on the table when her husband came home.
It was only when the smell of burning flesh permeated the house that she realized that it was the casserole, not the baby, that she had placed in the bassinet.
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8v5n5/despite_the_sleep_deprivation_from_her_newborn/
TinyRascalSaurus
1,725,461,152
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8v5n5/despite_the_sleep_deprivation_from_her_newborn/
1fidwbr
I couldn't help but overhear the murmurings about how unfair it was that she died just before her 46th birthday.
Couldn't they be decent enough to contain their jealousy of her long life until later?
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fidwbr/i_couldnt_help_but_overhear_the_murmurings_about/
Quietech
1,726,515,810
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fidwbr/i_couldnt_help_but_overhear_the_murmurings_about/
1fi79y9
When I woke up laying in the casket at my own funeral, I was happy that the cancer didn't kill me.
I realized it did, when they lowered me into the ground and I still couldn't move.
23
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi79y9/when_i_woke_up_laying_in_the_casket_at_my_own/
CaregiverPopular7497
1,726,499,924
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi79y9/when_i_woke_up_laying_in_the_casket_at_my_own/
1ff5l3o
[SEP24] I practiced the flute every day after my daughter was born so that I could proudly play it for her on her wedding day,
but I fell and hit my head walking her up the aisle. When I opened my eyes again, I was in my 10-year-old body staring at the blue blanket covering my legs with a myriad of tubes and wires connected to me.
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff5l3o/sep24_i_practiced_the_flute_every_day_after_my/
ID10T_3RROR
1,726,155,558
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff5l3o/sep24_i_practiced_the_flute_every_day_after_my/
1fe77mb
Suddenly a chainsaw popped out of the dashboard and cut off both my hands at the wrist.
“Entering hands free driving mode” said the mechanical voice.
24
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe77mb/suddenly_a_chainsaw_popped_out_of_the_dashboard/
drrkorby
1,726,052,010
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe77mb/suddenly_a_chainsaw_popped_out_of_the_dashboard/
1fbtsb6
If I survive this, I will fucking kill the inventor of virus bombs
Who had the bright idea of storing something so powerful in fragile glass?
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbtsb6/if_i_survive_this_i_will_fucking_kill_the/
Sad1234567890A
1,725,787,397
4
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbtsb6/if_i_survive_this_i_will_fucking_kill_the/
1fbn4g6
Today I noticed I’ve been in a time loop for 15 years.
I didn’t notice for 15 years.
29
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbn4g6/today_i_noticed_ive_been_in_a_time_loop_for_15/
UpstairsSuch7055
1,725,760,979
10
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbn4g6/today_i_noticed_ive_been_in_a_time_loop_for_15/
1fbf6kn
Over the crackling static, I just made out my sister’s voice, begging for help before the call abruptly ended.
I’m freaking out now because she’s been missing for 6 years.
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbf6kn/over_the_crackling_static_i_just_made_out_my/
Wordartist1
1,725,737,699
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbf6kn/over_the_crackling_static_i_just_made_out_my/
1f8edzx
I could still hear, feel, and smell everything around me even with my eyes closed, I knew my flesh was burnt crisp.
It wasn’t until the firefighter said, “this one’s a black tag move along”, that I knew that help was here but not for me.
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8edzx/i_could_still_hear_feel_and_smell_everything/
goatlover19
1,725,406,025
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8edzx/i_could_still_hear_feel_and_smell_everything/
1fhvlpu
I came home after the funeral to find my long dead wife sitting on the couch, her lips stained with fresh blood.
In her hand, she held my son's missing heart and whispered with a twisted smile, "I was getting hungry."
24
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhvlpu/i_came_home_after_the_funeral_to_find_my_long/
Fuma4fun
1,726,458,866
6
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhvlpu/i_came_home_after_the_funeral_to_find_my_long/
1fdtlfz
You’re being watched by wealthy elites who have nothing better to do than make bets on what you’re going to do next.
It turns out some of them are betting that you’re going to kill yourself, and they really want to win.
26
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdtlfz/youre_being_watched_by_wealthy_elites_who_have/
None
1,726,004,122
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdtlfz/youre_being_watched_by_wealthy_elites_who_have/
1fdkquz
I took my wife on a serene vacation, secretly leading her to a pond teeming with unseen horrors, knowing it would soon claim her life.
When she returned home and clutched her head in agony, I smiled, knowing the brain-eating amoeba was already at work, delivering the revenge I craved for my daughter's death.
24
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdkquz/i_took_my_wife_on_a_serene_vacation_secretly/
Fuma4fun
1,725,982,332
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdkquz/i_took_my_wife_on_a_serene_vacation_secretly/
1fbwvay
While looking through some old family photos, the woman found a picture of herself as a child and noticed a strangely familiar man standing behind her.
When she directed her eyes towards the mirror, she saw the same man standing behind her.
24
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbwvay/while_looking_through_some_old_family_photos_the/
None
1,725,799,338
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbwvay/while_looking_through_some_old_family_photos_the/
1fbenzf
When we arrived at the camp, I was initially relieved when the officer spared my life.
Only to find that a fate worse then death awaited me as I was made to become a Sonderkommando.
23
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbenzf/when_we_arrived_at_the_camp_i_was_initially/
beese_churger-95
1,725,736,294
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbenzf/when_we_arrived_at_the_camp_i_was_initially/
1faw2dc
I was playing "Where's the baby" with my niblings.
Apparently they hid their newborn brother in the basement, in the attic and some in the hollowed out tree in the yard.
24
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faw2dc/i_was_playing_wheres_the_baby_with_my_niblings/
ProfessionalSir3395
1,725,674,139
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faw2dc/i_was_playing_wheres_the_baby_with_my_niblings/
1fakhmf
A man with a gun broke in to my house last night.
After I killed him I took his gun and went down in to the basement, and told the girl I had chained to the wall "it's okay, the bad man is gone now."
23
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fakhmf/a_man_with_a_gun_broke_in_to_my_house_last_night/
None
1,725,642,735
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fakhmf/a_man_with_a_gun_broke_in_to_my_house_last_night/
1f98k3k
I stood before the gates of Heaven, my mind reeling at having been denied entry to eternal paradise.
"I'm sorry," the Angel told me, "you may not have known it was happening, but that degree of cannibalism cannot be forgiven."
25
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f98k3k/i_stood_before_the_gates_of_heaven_my_mind/
PTech_J
1,725,494,356
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f98k3k/i_stood_before_the_gates_of_heaven_my_mind/
1fhmh5t
I smiled wide as I gaze at my crush’s beautiful emerald and yellow colored eyes
At the same time, I felt my body begin to grow stiff and begin to turning into stone
23
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhmh5t/i_smiled_wide_as_i_gaze_at_my_crushs_beautiful/
DottedWriter
1,726,432,479
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhmh5t/i_smiled_wide_as_i_gaze_at_my_crushs_beautiful/
1fh48o4
I had always been fascinated by the abandoned house at the end of the street, but it wasn't until I stumbled upon the old photograph of myself standing in its doorway that I realized I had been there before.
The problem was, the photo was taken 20 years before I was born.
24
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh48o4/i_had_always_been_fascinated_by_the_abandoned/
GoingBananasYT
1,726,374,070
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh48o4/i_had_always_been_fascinated_by_the_abandoned/
1fget7t
I told my husband that I'm afraid of snakes, so he'd have to get rid of the one in the garage without my help.
I paid the zookeeper extra to use one with no antivenom.
24
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fget7t/i_told_my_husband_that_im_afraid_of_snakes_so_hed/
FlowerInAHorrorNovel
1,726,290,778
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fget7t/i_told_my_husband_that_im_afraid_of_snakes_so_hed/
1ffqo21
I looked at all the corpses covered in the roots of the tree, all curled in fetal position.
I decided to join them, seeing how comfortable they looked.
23
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffqo21/i_looked_at_all_the_corpses_covered_in_the_roots/
Grandgentleman
1,726,220,279
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffqo21/i_looked_at_all_the_corpses_covered_in_the_roots/
1ff6923
Kathy never understood why her baby girl wouldn't engage
The text on the box promised she'd be lifelike
22
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff6923/kathy_never_understood_why_her_baby_girl_wouldnt/
Quirky_Girl22
1,726,157,196
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff6923/kathy_never_understood_why_her_baby_girl_wouldnt/
1fdmh2a
[SEP24] On the way back from her business trip, my wife sent me all sorts of flirty text messages promising me “a whole new experience” when she gets home.
But the police called five minutes ago to tell me they found her body in her hotel room, so who’s pulling up the driveway in her blue Jetta?
23
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdmh2a/sep24_on_the_way_back_from_her_business_trip_my/
ThePoliteSnob
1,725,986,589
0
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdmh2a/sep24_on_the_way_back_from_her_business_trip_my/
1fcbbc6
I think there is a malfunction or a bug in my Alexa.
Whenever I'm listening to my playlist, it would come to a halt and Alexa would always say, "Here are some results on how to make a portal to hell."
23
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcbbc6/i_think_there_is_a_malfunction_or_a_bug_in_my/
None
1,725,837,787
3
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcbbc6/i_think_there_is_a_malfunction_or_a_bug_in_my/
1fbkpth
Nobody knew why the stars began to blink out one by one in the night sky. Then astronomers saw the teeth.
23
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbkpth/nobody_knew_why_the_stars_began_to_blink_out_one/
FennecWF
1,725,753,240
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbkpth/nobody_knew_why_the_stars_began_to_blink_out_one/
1fadpzz
I heard 3 words as i brought the hearing machine closer on the specimen we brought from mars
"Run from them"
23
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fadpzz/i_heard_3_words_as_i_brought_the_hearing_machine/
FamilyK1ng
1,725,625,027
9
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fadpzz/i_heard_3_words_as_i_brought_the_hearing_machine/
1fa94mn
I dressed up as a female nanny so I could see my kids again after the divorce
And finally deal with my wife, I’ll make her regret telling the court about what I did to her
23
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa94mn/i_dressed_up_as_a_female_nanny_so_i_could_see_my/
SpareIcy2292
1,725,606,568
1
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa94mn/i_dressed_up_as_a_female_nanny_so_i_could_see_my/
1f9th6e
[SEP24] I have always looked up to my stepfather.
As I am crushing his windpipe, his lips getting tinted with blue, I dwadle, finally getting to experience his point of view.
23
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9th6e/sep24_i_have_always_looked_up_to_my_stepfather/
TransportationOne816
1,725,560,502
10
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9th6e/sep24_i_have_always_looked_up_to_my_stepfather/
1f97g44
[SEP24] However many millions of years hence, humanity still knows to return to the blue planet.
Lucky number 7th from the sun.
23
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f97g44/sep24_however_many_millions_of_years_hence/
Vesurel
1,725,491,229
2
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f97g44/sep24_however_many_millions_of_years_hence/
1f8y0b7
[SEP24] I knew that some found the Great Blue Hole's fathomless depths unsettling, but I was just annoyed that I couldn't retrieve the GoPro I dropped in there.
Until I returned to my cabin after a day of diving to see the camera sitting on the edge of my bed, dark water dripping onto the carpet below.
22
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8y0b7/sep24_i_knew_that_some_found_the_great_blue_holes/
RaynaClay
1,725,468,046
2
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1f8gzot
[SEP24] My eyes swell with tears of joy as I see Thomas managed to find me at the hospital after escaping the assimilation attempt at the campground.
When he leans over the hospital bed to give me a hug, he suddenly freezes and mutters with nauseated shock, “b-but my wife doesn’t have blue eyes.”
23
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8gzot/sep24_my_eyes_swell_with_tears_of_joy_as_i_see/
ThePoliteSnob
1,725,413,148
1
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1f8fanr
The mood on the helicopter was one of relief, confident that we had destroyed the shape shifting monster.
I almost feel sorry for them, but I cannot allow the destruction of half my biomass to go to waste.
22
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8fanr/the_mood_on_the_helicopter_was_one_of_relief/
Agentjayjay1
1,725,408,453
0
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1fhy15v
I saw my reflection wave at me from the mirror when I walked away.
I waved back, because honestly, I'm that desperate for attention.
24
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhy15v/i_saw_my_reflection_wave_at_me_from_the_mirror/
Sendyl
1,726,468,305
4
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