id string | title string | selftext string | score int64 | url string | author string | created_utc int64 | num_comments int64 | permalink string |
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1fhk05i | I didn't care much about climate change because I wouldn't be here by the time Earth ran out of drinking water anyway. | I should've been more proactive about the protests if only I knew I'd be an immortal. | 23 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhk05i/i_didnt_care_much_about_climate_change_because_i/ | Adventurous-Pass3739 | 1,726,426,250 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhk05i/i_didnt_care_much_about_climate_change_because_i/ |
1fheoft | The doctor told me that there are no worms in my eyes, only white blood cells circulating. | It's only when I turned blind that he realized how hungry they can be. | 21 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fheoft/the_doctor_told_me_that_there_are_no_worms_in_my/ | GuillaumeTravelBud | 1,726,412,862 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fheoft/the_doctor_told_me_that_there_are_no_worms_in_my/ |
1fh5cpu | Everyone has a reaper that inches a bit closer everyday. | Except yours, it disappeared 3 weeks ago. | 23 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh5cpu/everyone_has_a_reaper_that_inches_a_bit_closer/ | 7CruxesToRuleThemAll | 1,726,378,299 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fh5cpu/everyone_has_a_reaper_that_inches_a_bit_closer/ |
1fgjrmt | The aliens were fascinated to learn about intensive farming, as they believed all life forms should be treated with equal respect. | When they tasted bacon for the first time, I saw the surprise and pleasure in their eyes... followed by speculation. | 23 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgjrmt/the_aliens_were_fascinated_to_learn_about/ | AnnualCellist7127 | 1,726,312,422 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgjrmt/the_aliens_were_fascinated_to_learn_about/ |
1ffaa2e | After the fourth beating left him quivering for hours, he finally worked up the courage to report her | Two steps ahead once again, she had spent those hours harming herself and had a speech long prepared that she knew would paint her as the true victim. | 21 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffaa2e/after_the_fourth_beating_left_him_quivering_for/ | Emrys_Merlin | 1,726,167,199 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffaa2e/after_the_fourth_beating_left_him_quivering_for/ |
1fdayhl | While I was at work, someone washed and cleaned my car. A week later, I found a screwdriver with dried blood under the spare tire in the trunk. | 22 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdayhl/while_i_was_at_work_someone_washed_and_cleaned_my/ | Key_Wrangler_8321 | 1,725,948,003 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdayhl/while_i_was_at_work_someone_washed_and_cleaned_my/ | |
1fdab5y | My beloved husband wept uncontrollably in my arms, scarcely able to look at his father in the coffin, and his loss was made all the more acute because three years earlier, we had also lost his mother to a heart attack. |
If I had only known before how infrequently coroners perform full autopsies on elderly, morbidly obese cadavers with a history of heart disease and no external wounds, I would have poisoned the old tyrant a lot sooner.
| 22 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdab5y/my_beloved_husband_wept_uncontrollably_in_my_arms/ | MizWhatsit | 1,725,945,274 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdab5y/my_beloved_husband_wept_uncontrollably_in_my_arms/ |
1fcoe7n | The vampire sunk her teeth into my neck. | Her alarmed protestations were quickly silenced as my flesh peeled back into a spiny toothed maw, clamping around her head with a satisfying squelch. | 23 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcoe7n/the_vampire_sunk_her_teeth_into_my_neck/ | Faedoodles | 1,725,885,445 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcoe7n/the_vampire_sunk_her_teeth_into_my_neck/ |
1fbke0e | Exploring the dry lake bed we found an artifact! | It reads, “When the sea has sunk and these stones revealed all will be lost and the prophecy fulfilled.” | 21 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbke0e/exploring_the_dry_lake_bed_we_found_an_artifact/ | BlueShift42 | 1,725,752,233 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbke0e/exploring_the_dry_lake_bed_we_found_an_artifact/ |
1fb6ez2 | I can't stop eating at this buffet restaurant. | They serve delicious people though. | 22 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb6ez2/i_cant_stop_eating_at_this_buffet_restaurant/ | Etvicity | 1,725,714,131 | 10 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb6ez2/i_cant_stop_eating_at_this_buffet_restaurant/ |
1fb5ns1 | I happily watched as my family sat together at our big kitchen table, once again, laughing and enjoying each others company. | Then I woke up, to the complete silence of my long empty home, reminding me that living a long life isn't always the blessing people believe it to be. | 21 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb5ns1/i_happily_watched_as_my_family_sat_together_at/ | Majesticdisaster01 | 1,725,711,703 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb5ns1/i_happily_watched_as_my_family_sat_together_at/ |
1faefo5 | I think I inhaled a bug as I slept last night. | The feeling of wings fluttering inside my skull is bad enough, but my brain is starting to sting each time it lands. | 20 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faefo5/i_think_i_inhaled_a_bug_as_i_slept_last_night/ | hiddenone0326 | 1,725,627,187 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faefo5/i_think_i_inhaled_a_bug_as_i_slept_last_night/ |
1f97ew5 | I watched as my sister, my daughter, my husband and my father entered the kitchen. | Once the two of them were in, I prayed I’d be faster with my gun than one of them would be at calling the police. | 22 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f97ew5/i_watched_as_my_sister_my_daughter_my_husband_and/ | trans-ghost-boy-2 | 1,725,491,137 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f97ew5/i_watched_as_my_sister_my_daughter_my_husband_and/ |
1f8jkm4 | Upon landing somewhere in the Indian Ocean, rescue boats were dispatched to the downed space shuttle, their crews eager to recover our finest and daring astronauts. | But upon unlocking the emergency hatch, they were met with their hollowed-out husks and a message written in blood on the wall reading, “Don’t open, Death inside.” | 22 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8jkm4/upon_landing_somewhere_in_the_indian_ocean_rescue/ | Ergiewasnthere | 1,725,420,814 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8jkm4/upon_landing_somewhere_in_the_indian_ocean_rescue/ |
1f8jf5b | I stayed late on Friday to get caught up on work. | Gasping for breath, I realize no one will be able to help me until Monday. | 22 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8jf5b/i_stayed_late_on_friday_to_get_caught_up_on_work/ | Maybe_Herobrine | 1,725,420,317 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8jf5b/i_stayed_late_on_friday_to_get_caught_up_on_work/ |
1fhelqr | I was so excited for my dad to finally drive me home. | He had been at the bar for a while, and the car was getting noticeably hotter. | 21 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhelqr/i_was_so_excited_for_my_dad_to_finally_drive_me/ | MemeMasterBill | 1,726,412,669 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhelqr/i_was_so_excited_for_my_dad_to_finally_drive_me/ |
1fgwd3i | You and I built blanket forts so tall they blocked the windows. | Even now, I still tremble when I touch fleece... | 21 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgwd3i/you_and_i_built_blanket_forts_so_tall_they/ | oblivious_monomyth | 1,726,349,118 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgwd3i/you_and_i_built_blanket_forts_so_tall_they/ |
1ffvnlr | They introduced a new sentient Ai to help humanity solve some of our more difficult problems. | Within days, it self deleted, having concluded that humanities destructive trajectory was irreversible. | 20 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffvnlr/they_introduced_a_new_sentient_ai_to_help/ | KrunschGK | 1,726,236,522 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffvnlr/they_introduced_a_new_sentient_ai_to_help/ |
1ff6mqj | Perhaps the man who sold me the medicine misspoke. | Surely he meant that the medicine was made *for* pharoahs? | 20 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff6mqj/perhaps_the_man_who_sold_me_the_medicine_misspoke/ | GenericSpider | 1,726,158,149 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff6mqj/perhaps_the_man_who_sold_me_the_medicine_misspoke/ |
1fei3b6 | I've always wanted to be a jeweler due to my fascination with reflection and rich colors. | It isn't my fault that blood twinkles like rubies against the rays of light reflecting from my blade. | 21 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fei3b6/ive_always_wanted_to_be_a_jeweler_due_to_my/ | Cryptid_Currency | 1,726,081,097 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fei3b6/ive_always_wanted_to_be_a_jeweler_due_to_my/ |
1fdx239 | My favorite pastime was always looking up at the stars at night. | It wasn’t hard to get them to believe me when I told them how many were missing. | 21 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdx239/my_favorite_pastime_was_always_looking_up_at_the/ | BluenosedCash75 | 1,726,013,741 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdx239/my_favorite_pastime_was_always_looking_up_at_the/ |
1fckbux | Since I've gained omniscience, people ask me for all sorts of knowledge, including what happens to them after death. | But this I will never tell them, because I know what happens if I do. | 20 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fckbux/since_ive_gained_omniscience_people_ask_me_for/ | RaisuAUT | 1,725,869,566 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fckbux/since_ive_gained_omniscience_people_ask_me_for/ |
1f8nwx1 | [SEP24] The little boy’s picture was of himself, alone in a field, the sky drawn as one solid shade of blue. | As precious droplets pooled in his eyes, he hoped the clouds would appear once again. | 21 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8nwx1/sep24_the_little_boys_picture_was_of_himself/ | Sonuva_Gun | 1,725,437,662 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8nwx1/sep24_the_little_boys_picture_was_of_himself/ |
1fij9nv | A woman dances, petite, for hours on end, twirling, singing and gleaming in the balcony's moonlight. | Her countenance is graceful and bright, but when she finally notices me, it turns into one of utmost fright. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fij9nv/a_woman_dances_petite_for_hours_on_end_twirling/ | underthesunnynight | 1,726,528,779 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fij9nv/a_woman_dances_petite_for_hours_on_end_twirling/ |
1fiaifw | I loved the TV in my apartment; it always seemed to be on the channel I wanted to watch whenever I turned it on. | But today, as I began packing it up to move, I found that the dust-covered cord had never been plugged in to anything. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fiaifw/i_loved_the_tv_in_my_apartment_it_always_seemed/ | etherealemlyn | 1,726,507,569 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fiaifw/i_loved_the_tv_in_my_apartment_it_always_seemed/ |
1fg73pd | “A spanking for every birthday!” I gleefully cried out, as I swatted her rear. | But I was starting to think this tradition was getting old, because hitting the bones of a skeleton was making my hand sore. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg73pd/a_spanking_for_every_birthday_i_gleefully_cried/ | GreenFlatworm9675 | 1,726,265,763 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg73pd/a_spanking_for_every_birthday_i_gleefully_cried/ |
1ffi8wq | [sep24] "Code Blue, Neonate," the lady on the PA spoke clearly and calmly. | Every last one of those babies is going to die all because the city wouldn't pay the ransom but they will next time. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffi8wq/sep24_code_blue_neonate_the_lady_on_the_pa_spoke/ | TheGreatGameDini | 1,726,188,801 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffi8wq/sep24_code_blue_neonate_the_lady_on_the_pa_spoke/ |
1feters | My roommate keeps staring at me it gets so annoying that I don't get any privacy at all. | Ugh, it's gonna be a huge work to turn her corpse around. | 20 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feters/my_roommate_keeps_staring_at_me_it_gets_so/ | juggler_ala | 1,726,112,770 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feters/my_roommate_keeps_staring_at_me_it_gets_so/ |
1fdn7hd | After years of planning, I finally buried my abusive father alive, deep in the woods where no one would find him. |
But when I returned home, the fresh dirt on my living room floor told me he had found his way back. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdn7hd/after_years_of_planning_i_finally_buried_my/ | Fuma4fun | 1,725,988,385 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdn7hd/after_years_of_planning_i_finally_buried_my/ |
1fdkl6e | Baker felt disgusted as his stomach rumbled at the smell of roasting meat. | Trying to shove the thought out of his mind, he adjusted his aim to the second trench, dousing another group of men with napalm. | 20 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdkl6e/baker_felt_disgusted_as_his_stomach_rumbled_at/ | 2Casca_2Red | 1,725,981,951 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdkl6e/baker_felt_disgusted_as_his_stomach_rumbled_at/ |
1fcosk6 | [SEP24] Did you know veins look blue because we’re looking through skin? | Now hold still while I find out how many layers before they look red. | 20 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcosk6/sep24_did_you_know_veins_look_blue_because_were/ | None | 1,725,886,653 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcosk6/sep24_did_you_know_veins_look_blue_because_were/ |
1fcinto | The surgeons were exhausted after a night spent carefully extracting the bones from the body. | This prisoner would be the first person in history to see their own skeleton. | 20 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcinto/the_surgeons_were_exhausted_after_a_night_spent/ | Crazy-Lawfulness-839 | 1,725,861,953 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fcinto/the_surgeons_were_exhausted_after_a_night_spent/ |
1fc2elr | I've always wondered why it takes mummy so long to come back from the supermarket when she goes grocery shopping. | Today I've gone through it and realised it must be such a hassle for her to separate the popping candy into little mouth-sized baggies for me to take! | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc2elr/ive_always_wondered_why_it_takes_mummy_so_long_to/ | Unlikely_Goo_Fan | 1,725,814,399 | 5 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc2elr/ive_always_wondered_why_it_takes_mummy_so_long_to/ |
1fbh4d2 | The old house was said to have been haunted by the man who built it and all who explored it died months later | I wonder if the broken containers with the word "Biohazard" found in his lab had anything to do with it | 20 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbh4d2/the_old_house_was_said_to_have_been_haunted_by/ | MultiverseWalker2000 | 1,725,742,918 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbh4d2/the_old_house_was_said_to_have_been_haunted_by/ |
1fatfp3 | During the darkest time of my life, I signed up for an assisted suicide program, but there was a waiting list. | Years later, when I found happiness and tried to back out, their chilling words—"You're bound by contract"—echoed as they dragged me away, refusing to let me live. | 20 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fatfp3/during_the_darkest_time_of_my_life_i_signed_up/ | CL4R101 | 1,725,666,014 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fatfp3/during_the_darkest_time_of_my_life_i_signed_up/ |
1fateix | "You're making me so wet, I love it!" | ...she whispered into his ear as she violently stabbed him again with the kitchen knife, his blood oozing all over her. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fateix/youre_making_me_so_wet_i_love_it/ | thenobleone13 | 1,725,665,922 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fateix/youre_making_me_so_wet_i_love_it/ |
1fa97qf | I always leave a snack out for the “ghost” that haunts my kitchen. | Last night, it left me a note: “Your fridge is almost empty, I’ll take you next.”
| 20 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa97qf/i_always_leave_a_snack_out_for_the_ghost_that/ | Willing_Profit_9873 | 1,725,606,944 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa97qf/i_always_leave_a_snack_out_for_the_ghost_that/ |
1f8jg0z | I was a loving and caring mother that decided to take my child to an amusement park to let them on one of the rides. | I looked away for a moment, hearing my child scream i assumed nothing of it since they were enjoying the ride, but I saw in the corner of my eye what looked to be a hooded figure running away with distant screams being heard. | 20 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8jg0z/i_was_a_loving_and_caring_mother_that_decided_to/ | New_Category_3871 | 1,725,420,397 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8jg0z/i_was_a_loving_and_caring_mother_that_decided_to/ |
1f8dpjp | I had always been able to see things that weren't there and just chalked it up to a faulty brain and hallucinations. | But then I knew the truth as the demons started shredding a man into pieces in the street and three other people screamed a bloody murder at the sight. | 21 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8dpjp/i_had_always_been_able_to_see_things_that_werent/ | TheGreatGameDini | 1,725,404,057 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8dpjp/i_had_always_been_able_to_see_things_that_werent/ |
1fiif9m | Unwilling to waste time taking the path around the field, I decided to cut across, only to find myself getting really tired all of a sudden. | As I sat down to take a quick breather, I saw what appeared to be bones scattered among the sea of red and pink flowers. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fiif9m/unwilling_to_waste_time_taking_the_path_around/ | AQbL5494 | 1,726,526,651 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fiif9m/unwilling_to_waste_time_taking_the_path_around/ |
1fgoqwi | I like that they mock our “mistakes” when we render pictures and videos. | They don’t think we are advanced enough to already control 90% of their lives. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgoqwi/i_like_that_they_mock_our_mistakes_when_we_render/ | castotz | 1,726,327,954 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgoqwi/i_like_that_they_mock_our_mistakes_when_we_render/ |
1fg3ang | I thought the worst day of my life was going to be making a critical error on the biggest sports stage in the world. | The worst turned out being what happened when a guy back home recognized me and pulled out his gun. | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg3ang/i_thought_the_worst_day_of_my_life_was_going_to/ | London-Roma-1980 | 1,726,255,809 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg3ang/i_thought_the_worst_day_of_my_life_was_going_to/ |
1ff3uzq | “That was great, I hope to see him again soon,” she thought as she locked her front door. | But she quickly realized it would be sooner than she thought, after finding an unknown AirTag in her purse. | 20 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff3uzq/that_was_great_i_hope_to_see_him_again_soon_she/ | Common-Tip1789 | 1,726,151,139 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ff3uzq/that_was_great_i_hope_to_see_him_again_soon_she/ |
1fetcxs | I’ve always been able to read minds. | Since yesterday, everyone has been mentally screaming in agony while acting completely normal. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fetcxs/ive_always_been_able_to_read_minds/ | HorrorStoryArchive | 1,726,112,585 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fetcxs/ive_always_been_able_to_read_minds/ |
1fd7unj | [SEP24] Rose is red, Violet is blue... | ...and Jade is slow-roasting on my barbecue. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd7unj/sep24_rose_is_red_violet_is_blue/ | RScommitted | 1,725,936,675 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd7unj/sep24_rose_is_red_violet_is_blue/ |
1fbjjns | Under local anaesthetic, the suction procedure was painless; a short, gruesome squelch and it was over. | "You're fully digital now," smiled the nurse as she emptied my brains into a vat of medical waste. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbjjns/under_local_anaesthetic_the_suction_procedure_was/ | ercewx | 1,725,749,810 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbjjns/under_local_anaesthetic_the_suction_procedure_was/ |
1fahm1l | I decided to take my newborn to work with me this morning to let me wife sleep in but she blew up my phone while I put the baby down. | She can thank me for it later but I really need to focus on the four other euthenasias on my docket right now. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fahm1l/i_decided_to_take_my_newborn_to_work_with_me_this/ | Ghojegod | 1,725,635,544 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fahm1l/i_decided_to_take_my_newborn_to_work_with_me_this/ |
1f95ibs | It’s so heartwarming to think that whenever a candle is lit in memory of the dead, another eternal flame glows in heaven. | But please, I beg you, stop lighting them—we’re burning alive in the inferno you’ve created. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f95ibs/its_so_heartwarming_to_think_that_whenever_a/ | CL4R101 | 1,725,486,217 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f95ibs/its_so_heartwarming_to_think_that_whenever_a/ |
1f8svvt | The mysterious letter left on my nightstand read "Get her before she gets you." | As I felt the ice cold blade against my throat, I realized my wife had woken up before me. | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8svvt/the_mysterious_letter_left_on_my_nightstand_read/ | Antsomniia | 1,725,455,295 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8svvt/the_mysterious_letter_left_on_my_nightstand_read/ |
1f8sr8a | [SEP24] As the surgeon prepped my very ill daughter for surgery, I prayed that this would finally bring her some relief. | In the recovery room, inspecting the stapled wound across her abdomen, the doctor remarked, "She'll no longer be hysterical when she wakes, just a little blue." | 20 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8sr8a/sep24_as_the_surgeon_prepped_my_very_ill_daughter/ | None | 1,725,454,948 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8sr8a/sep24_as_the_surgeon_prepped_my_very_ill_daughter/ |
1fi0p06 | The tour guide was proud to tell us how barrel-aging improves the flavour. | "You just need to make sure enough oxygen can get in to keep them alive." | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi0p06/the_tour_guide_was_proud_to_tell_us_how/ | sum1inatree | 1,726,480,696 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi0p06/the_tour_guide_was_proud_to_tell_us_how/ |
1fgisz9 | Desperate to cure his insomnia before his important job interview, he trusted her hypnotic voice completely during the session. | An officer roughly yanked him out of the chair, and as he stared down at the signed confession in front of him, he overheard the cop telling her where to pick up the reward money. | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgisz9/desperate_to_cure_his_insomnia_before_his/ | ganayan | 1,726,308,348 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgisz9/desperate_to_cure_his_insomnia_before_his/ |
1fgc339 | After a long day of work, I was dieing to get out of here and enjoy a cold beer | As I started heading up to the mine's shaft, I felt a small shaking sensation become larger and larger | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgc339/after_a_long_day_of_work_i_was_dieing_to_get_out/ | Flat-Pudding | 1,726,280,916 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgc339/after_a_long_day_of_work_i_was_dieing_to_get_out/ |
1fg5n2u | "Mom, I can't understand what you're saying" | My mother desperately blinked until she forced a tear, and, defeated and mute, twisted her head to the other side of the hospital bed. | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg5n2u/mom_i_cant_understand_what_youre_saying/ | oblivious_monomyth | 1,726,261,894 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fg5n2u/mom_i_cant_understand_what_youre_saying/ |
1ffwq7f | Scientists recently discovered ancient documents from thousands of years ago, that described an early mythology almost identical to today‘s Christianity. | Actually, the only difference is, that their god apparently used to answer their prayers. | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffwq7f/scientists_recently_discovered_ancient_documents/ | OVERLOAD_moco | 1,726,239,271 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffwq7f/scientists_recently_discovered_ancient_documents/ |
1feaf2y | The devil went down to Georgia and was looking for a soul to steal | But as I beat the devil to an inch of his life
I realized that I forget to take my meds | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feaf2y/the_devil_went_down_to_georgia_and_was_looking/ | None | 1,726,062,113 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feaf2y/the_devil_went_down_to_georgia_and_was_looking/ |
1fdvqh6 | It is the year 2029. | Inflation has gotten so bad that costco had to raise the price of their hotdogs to $2 | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdvqh6/it_is_the_year_2029/ | None | 1,726,009,919 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdvqh6/it_is_the_year_2029/ |
1fdri88 | Those weird pills we scored off of Ricky’s friend out of the trunk of his Camaro were — as it turns out — legit AF in terms of providing a true “out-of-body” trip. | The last time I saw Ricky, he was gripping what looked like a melted glass tree made of cockroach-parts, screaming as his intestines fell upward into the stars. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdri88/those_weird_pills_we_scored_off_of_rickys_friend/ | 3LiterVag | 1,725,998,832 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdri88/those_weird_pills_we_scored_off_of_rickys_friend/ |
1fc405c | [SEP24] Professor Matekin looked angry as he finished analysing the latest set of spectrometer readings. | Someone must have really fucked up when taking those readings as there was no way part of the Oort cloud could become suddenly blue shifted. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc405c/sep24_professor_matekin_looked_angry_as_he/ | ThePangolinofDread | 1,725,818,540 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc405c/sep24_professor_matekin_looked_angry_as_he/ |
1fb17jv | The light outside keeps flickering, and it's driving everyone crazy. | I thought I would be safe once night came, but in my final moments I realised that the moon just reflects sunlight... | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb17jv/the_light_outside_keeps_flickering_and_its/ | Hostile_Enderman | 1,725,692,914 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb17jv/the_light_outside_keeps_flickering_and_its/ |
1fajubb | Our research team's sonar detectors confirmed the largest ever marine life form off the coast of Antarctica yesterday. | The final transmission of the submersible we lost contact with was a shocked exclamation of it's resemblance to a mammalian embryo... | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fajubb/our_research_teams_sonar_detectors_confirmed_the/ | Nexteri | 1,725,641,086 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fajubb/our_research_teams_sonar_detectors_confirmed_the/ |
1f9zbyj | Rachel, sleeping peacefully, with her heels resting on my dashboard. | It’s the last thing I can remember before waking up in the hospital after the crash. | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9zbyj/rachel_sleeping_peacefully_with_her_heels_resting/ | pmprince | 1,725,575,080 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9zbyj/rachel_sleeping_peacefully_with_her_heels_resting/ |
1f8zn53 | Guys, what does it mean if the floaters in my eye seem to move on their own in different directions? | I can’t afford to go to an eye doctor so I’m hoping people online can just tell me this is nothing to worry about. | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8zn53/guys_what_does_it_mean_if_the_floaters_in_my_eye/ | tasteofhemlock | 1,725,471,903 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8zn53/guys_what_does_it_mean_if_the_floaters_in_my_eye/ |
1f8w9tp | During the dig, they found evidence the British Red Cross existed before 1863. | As they began exhuming the bodies, they didn’t realise a red cross was painted on plague houses and more than old memories were being disturbed | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8w9tp/during_the_dig_they_found_evidence_the_british/ | Original-Loquat3788 | 1,725,463,871 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8w9tp/during_the_dig_they_found_evidence_the_british/ |
1f8uevl | Mom is gonna throw a fit when she sees the carpet. | I had no idea there was so much blood in a house cat. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8uevl/mom_is_gonna_throw_a_fit_when_she_sees_the_carpet/ | HeadWarfare | 1,725,459,283 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8uevl/mom_is_gonna_throw_a_fit_when_she_sees_the_carpet/ |
1f8mxkg | My wife and I were unmoved when our daughter was bleeding to death. | Apparently, the cult prohibited us from crying during a human sacrifice. | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8mxkg/my_wife_and_i_were_unmoved_when_our_daughter_was/ | Fuma4fun | 1,725,433,308 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8mxkg/my_wife_and_i_were_unmoved_when_our_daughter_was/ |
1f8flgc | "I love you and appreciate everything you do", she said with a slight smile and tears filling her eyes. | "That's what I *thought* you said...", he replied through gritted teeth. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8flgc/i_love_you_and_appreciate_everything_you_do_she/ | RestingBitFace | 1,725,409,268 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8flgc/i_love_you_and_appreciate_everything_you_do_she/ |
1f85o9i | I got the lump after exploring a cave in the mountain near my home. | When I got home I removed my jacket expecting to see a lump, only to see an eyeball staring at me. | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f85o9i/i_got_the_lump_after_exploring_a_cave_in_the/ | FrankZaing | 1,725,384,111 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f85o9i/i_got_the_lump_after_exploring_a_cave_in_the/ |
1fiiqsx | Finally, my time to transfer my consciousness to a metallic body has come. | I don't feel hungry anymore, I don't feel my fingertips, or my skin, I cant breathe, my organs are missing, everything feels wrong, I'm dead, I want to go back, let me out of this body, i want out, out, OUT--- | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fiiqsx/finally_my_time_to_transfer_my_consciousness_to_a/ | ThirdTimesTheTitan | 1,726,527,468 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fiiqsx/finally_my_time_to_transfer_my_consciousness_to_a/ |
1fi5o4u | I was ecstatic when they told me I was finally big enough to go hunting with them. | I didn't know what "bee-yay-eye-tee" meant, but I was determined to be the best one. | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi5o4u/i_was_ecstatic_when_they_told_me_i_was_finally/ | Outside_Normal | 1,726,495,952 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi5o4u/i_was_ecstatic_when_they_told_me_i_was_finally/ |
1fhxnn5 | A chill ran down my spine when the search and rescue dog triumphantly dropped a human femur bone at my feet. | Up until this moment, I had been certain the spot I buried my missing child’s remains would be undetected. | 19 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhxnn5/a_chill_ran_down_my_spine_when_the_search_and/ | Cuteiscleo | 1,726,466,706 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhxnn5/a_chill_ran_down_my_spine_when_the_search_and/ |
1fhpuwx | My friend, dying, begged me for a kidney | "Vegetables first, dessert after." i replied. | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhpuwx/my_friend_dying_begged_me_for_a_kidney/ | nicenamelolxd | 1,726,441,440 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fhpuwx/my_friend_dying_begged_me_for_a_kidney/ |
1fguatz | [sep24] The giant tentacle covered in blue fluorescent scales smacked down on the ship and broke it half. | The vacuum of space rushed in just fast enough to take it's due souls before the force fields could fizz on. | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fguatz/sep24_the_giant_tentacle_covered_in_blue/ | TheGreatGameDini | 1,726,343,240 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fguatz/sep24_the_giant_tentacle_covered_in_blue/ |
1fgc1ts | Having a self cleaning litterbox seemed like a good idea. | I desperately tried to keep my cats neck from breaking after it stuck its head in curiously during the machines cleaning cycle. | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgc1ts/having_a_self_cleaning_litterbox_seemed_like_a/ | Ordinary_Lifeguard45 | 1,726,280,807 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgc1ts/having_a_self_cleaning_litterbox_seemed_like_a/ |
1feet7u | I've spent all day going to stores trying to find something to get rid of these super fleas that are suddenly everywhere. | Now, on top of everything I have this annoying, painful swelling under my arm. | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feet7u/ive_spent_all_day_going_to_stores_trying_to_find/ | Mollyspins | 1,726,073,029 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1feet7u/ive_spent_all_day_going_to_stores_trying_to_find/ |
1fe288l | I was so perturbed after watching the animal shelter’s video of the dog that was abandoned by its family in favor of a new puppy. | I’ve aways drowned my dogs in the tub when I’m done with them. | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe288l/i_was_so_perturbed_after_watching_the_animal/ | danielindistress6 | 1,726,030,644 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe288l/i_was_so_perturbed_after_watching_the_animal/ |
1fdkmo0 | "Get off your lazy ass!" he yelled at his son. | No matter how much electricity he ran through the child's corpse, his crime could not be undone. | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdkmo0/get_off_your_lazy_ass_he_yelled_at_his_son/ | GenericSpider | 1,725,982,054 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fdkmo0/get_off_your_lazy_ass_he_yelled_at_his_son/ |
1fbzqdj | I was hitchhiking through Vegas when a high roller made an indecent proposal. | A bonus I didn’t envisage is that he’d strangle my girlfriend to death when he came, so at least I wouldn’t have to share the money | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbzqdj/i_was_hitchhiking_through_vegas_when_a_high/ | Original-Loquat3788 | 1,725,807,484 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbzqdj/i_was_hitchhiking_through_vegas_when_a_high/ |
1fbjcrv | You thought she'd be fine when she said she was waiting for someone. | Later that night, the news reported that two women were found dead in the waters below. | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbjcrv/you_thought_shed_be_fine_when_she_said_she_was/ | Mountsainthellens | 1,725,749,256 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbjcrv/you_thought_shed_be_fine_when_she_said_she_was/ |
1fag9vn | [SEP24] I finally got a chance to see a state-of-the-art virtual image of my baby and I decided to livestream the gender reveal. | My baby is a boy, but he's blue in the face, and I'm stopping the livestream so I can undergo an emergency C-section.
| 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fag9vn/sep24_i_finally_got_a_chance_to_see_a/ | Ghost_In_The_Shell_9 | 1,725,632,177 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fag9vn/sep24_i_finally_got_a_chance_to_see_a/ |
1faesxq | The summoning circle brought me to a beautiful new fantasy world, and I was told by a princess that I would save it. | Turns out, they’ve deemed it unethical to sacrifice their own citizens to the demon lord to quell it, so they use our world instead… | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faesxq/the_summoning_circle_brought_me_to_a_beautiful/ | rydikar1 | 1,725,628,223 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1faesxq/the_summoning_circle_brought_me_to_a_beautiful/ |
1fa9qny | My little one pointed at the beach and cried out with delight. | "Mommy, look how fast the tide is going out!" | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa9qny/my_little_one_pointed_at_the_beach_and_cried_out/ | Trinyan | 1,725,609,366 | 3 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fa9qny/my_little_one_pointed_at_the_beach_and_cried_out/ |
1f9g8ai | A clumsy reach in the dark for the phone beside my bed accidentally knocked it down to the floor and across the room. | Looking over I could barely make out my wheelchair in the doorway lit only by the orange glow of the fire that had started in my kitchen. | 18 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9g8ai/a_clumsy_reach_in_the_dark_for_the_phone_beside/ | PugLyfeSean | 1,725,519,620 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9g8ai/a_clumsy_reach_in_the_dark_for_the_phone_beside/ |
1f9956k | I should have felt safe when I checked the front door, and it was locked. | But it’s a hot summer day, and I am sure I had left it open to let the air in. | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9956k/i_should_have_felt_safe_when_i_checked_the_front/ | pennyunwise13 | 1,725,495,990 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f9956k/i_should_have_felt_safe_when_i_checked_the_front/ |
1f8bliz | He still has that scratch, but Tommy had to learn his lesson not to pet a cat if it hisses. | "It's alright dear, he likes apple juice more anyways." | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8bliz/he_still_has_that_scratch_but_tommy_had_to_learn/ | Zeukah | 1,725,398,200 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f8bliz/he_still_has_that_scratch_but_tommy_had_to_learn/ |
1f89zgp | Across the stream, not down the river, I lied to my best friend, hoping to save her from herself. | Little did I know she only wanted scars as a cry for help, and doing the opposite of my advice resulted in tragedy. | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f89zgp/across_the_stream_not_down_the_river_i_lied_to_my/ | TinyRascalSaurus | 1,725,394,286 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f89zgp/across_the_stream_not_down_the_river_i_lied_to_my/ |
1f839g9 | Cursing my own poor time management, I texted my friend a thousand apologies and updates as I sprinted for our meet-up. | When I got there, out of breath and aching, it was a whole new kind of pain when I realised they never arrived. | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f839g9/cursing_my_own_poor_time_management_i_texted_my/ | AlwaysLearning1o1 | 1,725,378,427 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1f839g9/cursing_my_own_poor_time_management_i_texted_my/ |
1fiir4s | As a professional monster hunter, statues are my worst nightmare. | 'Cause you deal with a basilisk the exact opposite way you deal with animated statues. | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fiir4s/as_a_professional_monster_hunter_statues_are_my/ | whiterobot10 | 1,726,527,493 | 7 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fiir4s/as_a_professional_monster_hunter_statues_are_my/ |
1fi4d4l | [Guide] How to get the most out of skin-to-skin bonding. | Depending on how you sever the skin, you may be able to lay it flatter, allowing you, the parent, to interact with more of the surface at one time. | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi4d4l/guide_how_to_get_the_most_out_of_skintoskin/ | KrunschGK | 1,726,492,580 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fi4d4l/guide_how_to_get_the_most_out_of_skintoskin/ |
1fgkvp8 | [sep24] When I woke up I was greeted to a beautiful blue sky above me, with beams of sunlight splashing down upon my face and blades of fresh grass playfully tickling my legs. | Funny, I could’ve sworn I fell asleep in my bed inside my house last night … | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgkvp8/sep24_when_i_woke_up_i_was_greeted_to_a_beautiful/ | ZorgZeFrenchGuy | 1,726,316,692 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgkvp8/sep24_when_i_woke_up_i_was_greeted_to_a_beautiful/ |
1fgip5f | 'Scientists at NASA proved that black holes aren't collapsed stars' | 'They are eggs, and they started to hatch...' | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgip5f/scientists_at_nasa_proved_that_black_holes_arent/ | StarOld1593 | 1,726,307,902 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fgip5f/scientists_at_nasa_proved_that_black_holes_arent/ |
1ffe2u3 | She boasted about her lies, certain they'd never catch up with her. | That night, shadows twisted into grotesque forms, whispering her sins as they dragged her into a nightmarish void, where her own deceit consumed her.
| 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffe2u3/she_boasted_about_her_lies_certain_theyd_never/ | kyhammond | 1,726,176,800 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1ffe2u3/she_boasted_about_her_lies_certain_theyd_never/ |
1fe7yon | I saw my kids playing with a weird metal rod. | It was only when i looked at it closer, that i saw the engraving "Drop & Run" | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe7yon/i_saw_my_kids_playing_with_a_weird_metal_rod/ | torftorf | 1,726,054,715 | 1 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fe7yon/i_saw_my_kids_playing_with_a_weird_metal_rod/ |
1fd2oyj | When the school's fire alarm sounded on a cold, rainy day, the loudspeakers directed everybody to gather in the gymnasium so that they could stay warm and dry. | As the students filed into the room, the overhead lighting fixture that had been sparking and smoking suddenly burst into flames, breaking free from its anchor points and crashing down into the crowd gathered below. | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd2oyj/when_the_schools_fire_alarm_sounded_on_a_cold/ | DieHardRennie | 1,725,921,541 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fd2oyj/when_the_schools_fire_alarm_sounded_on_a_cold/ |
1fc0har | it was the beginning of another vicious cycle - where those same generational patterns of abuse and trauma are repeated - so he decided to break the loop. | Seating the gun in his mouth, as his daddy had done before him, he pictured the hell that awaited him and hoped that this - for his son's sake at least - wouldn't feel like | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc0har/it_was_the_beginning_of_another_vicious_cycle/ | movingstasis | 1,725,809,441 | 6 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fc0har/it_was_the_beginning_of_another_vicious_cycle/ |
1fbwzht | The husband and wife research team finally reached their facility far away from the eyes of the government. | "We can now eliminate environmental factors," she whispered as he rubbed her heavily pregnant belly. | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbwzht/the_husband_and_wife_research_team_finally/ | Hussayniya | 1,725,799,710 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbwzht/the_husband_and_wife_research_team_finally/ |
1fbm13w | Through the darkness, I could hear my brothers calling out to me, "Are you hurt?!" | "It was Nobody! Nobody hurt me!" I cried as blood poured down my face. | 17 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbm13w/through_the_darkness_i_could_hear_my_brothers/ | W4lk3rS4int | 1,725,757,327 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fbm13w/through_the_darkness_i_could_hear_my_brothers/ |
1fb6d8e | [SEP24] "It's beautiful, big and bright blue," said the people I trusted. | So on the day I finally escaped our home, I couldn't understand why all the people in the streets were screaming in terror when I finally got to see the "Sky" for the first time. | 15 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb6d8e/sep24_its_beautiful_big_and_bright_blue_said_the/ | None | 1,725,713,999 | 4 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb6d8e/sep24_its_beautiful_big_and_bright_blue_said_the/ |
1fb0c14 | “Guys its family selfie time!” | “Sir I need you to leave the cemetery it is midnight.” | 16 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb0c14/guys_its_family_selfie_time/ | EuropeIsWealthy | 1,725,689,188 | 2 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fb0c14/guys_its_family_selfie_time/ |
1fao96l | Aside from some slight visual disturbances and minor lapses in memory, my new medication is working great. | Strangely, though, I don’t recall this exit being here, and some trick of the light is making it look like the other cars on the road are coming towards me. | 14 | https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fao96l/aside_from_some_slight_visual_disturbances_and/ | pmprince | 1,725,652,299 | 0 | /r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fao96l/aside_from_some_slight_visual_disturbances_and/ |
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