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[1214.70 --> 1215.18] we don't,
[1215.30 --> 1215.62] no.
[1215.92 --> 1216.90] Normally we don't change
[1216.90 --> 1218.14] people's names on the forum,
[1218.26 --> 1219.16] like it's kind of against
[1219.16 --> 1219.96] forum policy,
[1220.30 --> 1220.84] but if,
[1221.04 --> 1222.40] if he or she
[1222.40 --> 1224.28] ever wants to message me
[1224.28 --> 1225.86] and get a name change,
[1225.98 --> 1227.42] we will take care of that for you
[1227.42 --> 1228.96] so that I can pronounce your name
[1228.96 --> 1230.18] when you post things
[1230.18 --> 1231.32] that are helpful like this.
[1231.48 --> 1232.20] S-S-S-O-E-L-E.
[1232.20 --> 1232.64] Whatever.
[1234.04 --> 1234.26] Anyway,
[1234.50 --> 1235.20] the point is,
[1235.50 --> 1235.96] excuse me,
[1236.16 --> 1236.92] the point is that
[1236.92 --> 1237.74] Knock2Up
[1237.74 --> 1239.42] has released
[1239.42 --> 1240.80] Penis Size is Just a Number
[1240.80 --> 1243.12] and the entire
[1243.12 --> 1243.84] Twitch chat
[1243.84 --> 1244.52] exploded.
[1247.72 --> 1248.60] Oh my god,
[1248.64 --> 1249.28] that's awesome.
[1249.50 --> 1250.34] Maybe we should have
[1250.34 --> 1251.26] a low-res penis
[1251.26 --> 1252.26] on the Resolution
[1252.26 --> 1253.34] is Just a Number shirt.
[1254.38 --> 1254.78] Well,
[1254.80 --> 1255.52] it's like small enough
[1255.52 --> 1256.28] that you can't really
[1256.28 --> 1257.02] make out what it is.
[1257.08 --> 1257.20] Yeah,
[1257.26 --> 1257.40] yeah,
[1257.40 --> 1258.18] like a low-res
[1258.18 --> 1258.86] cock and balls
[1258.86 --> 1259.84] like right under the,
[1260.08 --> 1261.50] in the corner or something.
[1261.62 --> 1262.24] So it just looks like
[1262.24 --> 1262.88] an underline or something?
[1262.88 --> 1263.04] Yeah,
[1263.06 --> 1263.68] so it's just like
[1263.68 --> 1264.46] four squares,
[1264.64 --> 1264.88] right?
[1265.64 --> 1266.12] Oh,
[1266.22 --> 1266.38] yeah,
[1266.38 --> 1266.62] yeah,
[1266.62 --> 1266.86] yeah,
[1266.86 --> 1266.98] yeah,
[1266.98 --> 1267.46] yeah,
[1267.46 --> 1267.62] yeah,
[1267.62 --> 1268.30] there you go.
[1268.38 --> 1268.90] Oh,
[1269.08 --> 1269.52] terrible.
[1269.52 --> 1269.54] Oh,
[1269.54 --> 1270.12] that's awesome.
[1270.62 --> 1270.76] You know,
[1270.78 --> 1271.72] I don't think I've ever
[1271.72 --> 1272.56] used that word
[1272.56 --> 1273.32] on the stream before.
[1273.32 --> 1273.62] Nope,
[1273.66 --> 1274.46] probably not.
[1274.66 --> 1275.40] Probably shouldn't.
[1275.74 --> 1275.98] Alright,
[1276.16 --> 1276.98] so Knock2Up
[1276.98 --> 1278.74] has new fans coming,
[1278.88 --> 1279.38] you guys.
[1279.52 --> 1281.54] This is pretty freaking exciting.
[1281.90 --> 1283.58] New fans in new colors.
[1284.00 --> 1284.44] Although,
[1284.92 --> 1285.80] the way the internet
[1285.80 --> 1287.60] exploded about this news
[1287.60 --> 1289.62] kind of made me feel like
[1289.62 --> 1290.60] they didn't really watch
[1290.60 --> 1291.76] our Computex coverage
[1291.76 --> 1292.50] from last year.
[1292.80 --> 1293.04] Like,
[1293.18 --> 1294.42] one year ago,
[1294.60 --> 1296.00] we broke this news,
[1296.30 --> 1297.90] showed off all these fans.
[1300.66 --> 1302.28] And it takes Knock2Up a year.
[1302.32 --> 1303.16] This is what I like
[1303.16 --> 1303.84] about Knock2Up.
[1304.14 --> 1305.30] They don't seem to care
[1305.30 --> 1306.12] about making money.
[1306.52 --> 1306.76] Nope.
[1307.16 --> 1308.10] They just don't.
[1308.52 --> 1308.96] They just,
[1309.32 --> 1309.56] like,
[1309.84 --> 1310.94] so many,
[1311.06 --> 1312.68] so many fan companies
[1312.68 --> 1313.68] or cooler makers,
[1313.86 --> 1314.34] you look at them
[1314.34 --> 1315.00] and you just kind of go,
[1315.08 --> 1315.42] you know,
[1315.42 --> 1317.12] I wish they would just