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[1385.94 --> 1386.34] They'll do it
[1386.34 --> 1386.84] They're gonna do it
[1386.84 --> 1387.58] You can get them
[1387.58 --> 1389.24] To call it a magic mouse
[1389.24 --> 1390.42] If you can get them
[1390.42 --> 1391.12] To call something
[1391.12 --> 1392.10] A magic mouse
[1392.10 --> 1392.78] Then I think
[1392.78 --> 1393.34] You can get
[1393.34 --> 1394.16] I wanna see someone
[1394.16 --> 1395.86] Who has a bad experience
[1395.86 --> 1396.42] Oh
[1396.42 --> 1397.60] Be mad about it
[1397.60 --> 1398.72] And still call it that way
[1398.72 --> 1399.66] So I went to the
[1399.66 --> 1400.86] Apple town square today
[1400.86 --> 1402.70] And the geniuses there
[1402.70 --> 1403.44] Totally sucked
[1403.44 --> 1404.06] So they had to call
[1404.06 --> 1404.50] The mayor
[1404.50 --> 1405.54] Because he's the only one
[1405.54 --> 1406.44] That knows what's going on
[1406.44 --> 1407.06] The mayor
[1407.06 --> 1409.56] I assume
[1409.56 --> 1410.58] It goes all the way
[1410.58 --> 1411.06] And the manager
[1411.06 --> 1411.96] Is called the mayor now
[1411.96 --> 1414.06] Maybe
[1414.06 --> 1417.26] An everyday zombie
[1417.26 --> 1418.68] Says
[1418.68 --> 1419.78] Can you stop
[1419.78 --> 1421.56] Wansplaining right now
[1421.56 --> 1424.12] What a wanner
[1424.12 --> 1424.62] Okay
[1424.62 --> 1425.46] I like that
[1425.46 --> 1426.08] I like that
[1426.08 --> 1426.66] That's pretty good
[1426.66 --> 1427.94] Apple town mayor
[1427.94 --> 1429.38] Mayor yes
[1429.38 --> 1432.04] Okay
[1432.04 --> 1432.62] Okay fine
[1432.62 --> 1433.68] So that was your first question
[1433.68 --> 1434.24] The answer
[1434.24 --> 1434.74] Honestly
[1434.74 --> 1436.32] I'm actually gonna go with no
[1436.32 --> 1438.08] I don't think
[1438.08 --> 1440.56] Anyone is gonna start calling it
[1440.56 --> 1441.24] Like
[1441.24 --> 1442.62] You can get people to call it
[1442.62 --> 1443.30] Apple store
[1443.30 --> 1445.08] Because that's what it is
[1445.08 --> 1445.32] Yeah
[1445.32 --> 1447.14] It's a store where you buy apples
[1447.14 --> 1447.80] No wait
[1447.80 --> 1448.66] It's not
[1448.66 --> 1450.58] They can do anything
[1450.58 --> 1452.82] Second question
[1452.82 --> 1453.88] Are they gonna change the sign
[1453.88 --> 1454.62] Okay
[1454.62 --> 1456.24] Okay
[1456.24 --> 1456.82] Okay
[1456.82 --> 1459.20] So I actually didn't look that closely
[1459.20 --> 1461.24] At the designs
[1461.24 --> 1462.48] For these
[1462.48 --> 1465.50] But if I had to guess
[1465.50 --> 1467.00] Like I don't even think
[1467.00 --> 1467.94] Here hold on a second
[1467.94 --> 1469.10] Apple town
[1469.10 --> 1470.18] Town square
[1470.18 --> 1470.70] Here we go
[1470.70 --> 1472.90] Let's get some images up here
[1472.90 --> 1473.94] Because if I had to guess
[1473.94 --> 1474.90] I would say they probably
[1474.90 --> 1476.40] Would just have an apple logo
[1476.40 --> 1478.80] That would be my guess
[1478.80 --> 1479.06] Yeah
[1479.06 --> 1479.62] So look
[1479.62 --> 1479.80] Yeah
[1479.80 --> 1480.14] I think
[1480.14 --> 1480.84] I think that's where
[1480.84 --> 1482.10] That's a rectangle
[1482.10 --> 1483.54] Okay
[1483.54 --> 1483.86] No no
[1483.86 --> 1485.22] Oh shut up
[1485.22 --> 1487.46] I'm not even
[1487.46 --> 1488.50] If you stand in the corner
[1488.50 --> 1489.68] Can you call it the apple ramen
[1489.68 --> 1491.52] This town square here
[1491.52 --> 1493.12] Just has like an apple logo
[1493.12 --> 1494.32] This is clearly
[1494.32 --> 1495.62] An exceptional example
[1495.62 --> 1496.38] That's outdoor
[1496.38 --> 1497.48] It's literally a plaza
[1497.48 --> 1498.20] No that's like
[1498.20 --> 1499.26] The idea though
[1499.26 --> 1500.74] But most apple stores
[1500.74 --> 1502.18] Are in malls
[1502.18 --> 1502.82] That's true
[1502.82 --> 1503.40] But I think
[1503.40 --> 1504.34] The idea behind