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[554.62 --> 556.10] That's my internal joke.
[556.48 --> 561.08] As soon as people buy a house and get a mortgage, then I kind of cackle.
[561.08 --> 565.24] And I go like, now I own you.
[566.12 --> 567.02] See, see, Brandon.
[567.34 --> 568.10] Brandon's listening.
[568.44 --> 569.38] Yeah, that's right, Brandon.
[569.50 --> 570.34] You know what's up.
[570.98 --> 572.16] You guys know what I don't own yet?
[574.48 --> 575.82] There's many reasons why, but.
[576.32 --> 576.96] But, um.
[577.08 --> 578.44] I would like to, to be clear.
[578.80 --> 578.98] Yeah.
[579.18 --> 579.34] Yeah.
[579.48 --> 579.64] Yeah.
[579.80 --> 580.54] So, ha.
[581.00 --> 581.94] Ha ha, Brandon.
[583.24 --> 583.90] I hate you.
[584.50 --> 585.72] He says he hates me.
[586.04 --> 589.52] I'm just, in case the microphone didn't pick it up, we're just getting that out there.
[589.52 --> 591.38] I'd give you my soul if I wasn't an American.
[591.52 --> 592.70] Have you been to Brandon's place yet?
[592.96 --> 593.18] Yes.
[593.48 --> 594.08] Super nice.
[594.10 --> 594.98] It is actually really nice.
[594.98 --> 595.38] Yeah.
[595.44 --> 599.56] Did you notice the amount of, like, random little storage cubby things?
[600.08 --> 603.20] I think it's probably less than it feels like.
[603.24 --> 605.98] It probably feels like a lot to you, because I know your place has, like.
[606.06 --> 606.30] None?
[606.44 --> 606.92] A closet.
[607.22 --> 607.38] Yeah.
[607.78 --> 609.16] Don't give me that none.
[609.22 --> 609.94] It has a closet.
[610.28 --> 611.00] It has a closet.
[611.06 --> 614.82] It has a closet that also has the central vac and the boiler.
[615.20 --> 615.44] Oh, no.
[615.58 --> 616.14] That doesn't count.
[616.18 --> 617.20] You can't put anything in there.
[617.38 --> 618.72] I'm talking about under the stairs.
[619.14 --> 620.24] Yeah, I'm talking about under the stairs.
[620.24 --> 621.42] Isn't that where the central vac is?
[621.66 --> 622.32] Oh, yeah.
[622.44 --> 622.64] Yeah.
[622.64 --> 623.28] That doesn't really take a lot of storage.
[623.28 --> 623.42] Oh, no.
[623.50 --> 623.92] That other one.
[623.98 --> 624.62] That's not a closet.
[624.62 --> 624.86] Yeah.
[625.20 --> 626.10] That's not fair.
[626.36 --> 626.76] No, no, no.
[626.94 --> 628.00] There's technically closet doors.
[628.30 --> 628.48] Yeah.
[628.48 --> 628.60] Yeah.
[628.60 --> 629.40] So, yeah.
[629.52 --> 630.82] So, compared to Luke's place, yeah.
[630.88 --> 632.52] But I think Brandon's going to run out of storage.
[633.04 --> 635.44] But what I like about it is that.
[636.02 --> 638.12] Brandon, how much can I talk about your place?
[638.66 --> 639.46] I don't care.
[639.58 --> 640.08] Okay, cool.
[640.80 --> 646.28] So, unlike other townhouses, what's really cool about it is it's a little bit wider.
[646.74 --> 649.50] So, it doesn't feel quite as much like living on a ship.
[649.82 --> 650.66] Or, like, yeah.
[650.88 --> 651.74] Like in a sliver.
[651.90 --> 652.22] Yeah, yeah.
[652.22 --> 652.46] Yeah.
[652.96 --> 659.48] Like, it feels more like the rooms feel more square instead of, like, every room had to
[659.48 --> 665.08] be kind of, like, put in front of the other room and, like, kind of made a row of them.
[666.14 --> 669.52] And it even has side-by-side parking.
[670.08 --> 670.26] Yeah.
[670.36 --> 672.86] Which is sick for a townhouse.
[672.90 --> 678.66] It was weird when I went to go park there that if you want to park in the driveway, you
[678.66 --> 679.18] don't fit.
[680.20 --> 680.60] Yeah.
[680.60 --> 685.34] But then there is also side-by-side parking and, like, a really nice garage and stuff.
[685.34 --> 687.84] And he's right next to the visitor parking, which is super cool.
[687.98 --> 689.18] It's literally right there.
[689.20 --> 689.52] Oh, that makes sense.
[689.72 --> 691.04] And there's more coming in.
[691.26 --> 693.80] Apparently, there's, like, six more visitor spots coming in soon.
[693.92 --> 694.02] That's good.
[694.34 --> 694.90] So, yeah.
[695.24 --> 696.46] It's pretty nice.
[696.66 --> 697.62] It's pretty dope.
[698.00 --> 698.96] There's a...
[698.96 --> 699.76] I like it a lot.
[699.78 --> 703.54] There's at least three different places that you could put a barbecue and you'd be out
[703.54 --> 705.50] there barbecuing and you'd feel pretty good about it.
[705.94 --> 707.22] So, you know.
[707.24 --> 708.18] That's an important thing.
[708.18 --> 710.44] That is an important metric.
[710.60 --> 711.44] Is it not?
[713.18 --> 716.64] Someone randomly posted in here, Linus fact of the day.
[716.76 --> 721.18] Linus was born in western Pennsylvania before moving to Canada at the age of five.
[721.72 --> 722.06] Sure.
[722.14 --> 722.84] Let's go with that.
[723.00 --> 723.14] Yeah.
[723.44 --> 723.82] Nice.
[723.82 --> 728.60] So, I don't remember where I was going with this, but Brandon's house is sweet and I got
[728.60 --> 728.96] to see it.