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[902.82 --> 904.36] Multiple marriages at once.
[904.54 --> 904.66] Yeah.
[905.00 --> 908.44] Well, I don't think you can legally be married to two people at the same time.
[908.52 --> 908.80] No.
[909.06 --> 910.00] So, you would have to.
[910.00 --> 911.22] But you'd have to, like, time gate them really well.
[911.22 --> 913.12] You would have to manage it really carefully.
[913.12 --> 917.42] Well, because you'd, at a minimum, have to do two a year.
[918.34 --> 918.80] Oh, yeah.
[919.00 --> 919.30] Oh, yeah.
[919.42 --> 922.34] Because the time span that you'd actually be effectively able to do this.
[922.40 --> 922.60] Yeah.
[923.28 --> 923.50] Yeah.
[923.66 --> 924.28] At minimum.
[924.44 --> 924.80] At minimum.
[924.92 --> 927.02] And, like, theoretically, you're going to have to pull more than that.
[927.18 --> 927.42] Yeah.
[928.24 --> 929.32] I'd watch this show.
[929.94 --> 930.58] I would.
[930.66 --> 931.88] I'd feel like a terrible person.
[931.88 --> 932.92] I wouldn't tell anybody I watched this show.
[932.92 --> 933.14] No.
[933.22 --> 933.62] Exactly.
[933.80 --> 934.02] Yeah.
[934.64 --> 936.52] See, I'm saying it now because it doesn't exist.
[936.84 --> 937.22] But, like.
[937.52 --> 938.64] Playboy Wars.
[939.42 --> 941.78] That's a suggestion from AV guy.
[942.72 --> 943.60] Oh, man.
[943.60 --> 944.60] Wow.
[944.60 --> 944.92] Yeah.
[947.52 --> 947.84] Wow.
[947.98 --> 948.56] And you should have.
[948.64 --> 948.78] Okay.
[948.82 --> 950.68] You can have two different shows going on at the same time.
[950.88 --> 952.14] Because you should have the guys.
[952.14 --> 952.78] Marriage Wars.
[952.78 --> 954.22] You should have the guys trying to do it.
[954.56 --> 956.08] And you should have the girls trying to do it.
[956.34 --> 956.58] Yeah.
[957.44 --> 958.92] Like, guys versus girls.
[959.36 --> 959.82] You know what?
[959.86 --> 961.08] We'd be at such a disadvantage.
[961.28 --> 961.72] I think so.
[961.82 --> 963.16] I have to.
[963.16 --> 964.00] But who knows?
[965.06 --> 966.04] Like, maybe not.
[966.12 --> 969.70] Because it might be harder to convince a guy to marry you.
[969.70 --> 970.22] Oh.
[971.04 --> 971.34] Oh.
[971.90 --> 974.52] And then there's, like, the bisexual and gay aspect.
[974.70 --> 975.12] Right.
[975.36 --> 975.80] Right.
[976.86 --> 977.60] Oh, man.
[977.68 --> 981.16] Where, like, you might be able to spin more because of how that community works.
[981.16 --> 981.26] Okay.
[981.26 --> 982.30] And, like, whatever else.
[982.48 --> 982.76] Okay.
[982.76 --> 988.80] So, just to, like, not that it matters, but both Luke and I are straight.
[989.30 --> 989.54] Yeah.
[990.92 --> 992.04] Answer me this.
[992.04 --> 994.72] If it meant the difference between winning.
[995.58 --> 996.20] You know?
[996.44 --> 996.84] Maybe.
[997.80 --> 999.06] How far would you go?
[999.76 --> 1001.06] It depends on.
[1001.28 --> 1002.02] See, if we could.
[1002.32 --> 1004.28] I know you'd do almost anything to win.
[1004.30 --> 1004.68] Yeah.
[1004.98 --> 1006.00] At almost anything.
[1006.24 --> 1006.46] Yeah.
[1008.16 --> 1009.60] Especially if it's against you.
[1011.72 --> 1014.38] If it's against almost, like, anyone else.
[1014.80 --> 1014.96] No.
[1016.56 --> 1018.52] But if you knew that I was tied.
[1018.52 --> 1019.22] That I was tied.
[1019.22 --> 1022.10] If I could see your numbers and you were, like, right beside me.
[1022.20 --> 1024.78] If we're at, like, 90 and we're both at, like, 90.
[1026.00 --> 1029.58] If I've gone this whole competition and it just needs that much more to win.
[1030.00 --> 1031.28] Like, I'd consider it.
[1031.38 --> 1032.12] Oh, man.
[1032.44 --> 1032.86] All right.
[1032.96 --> 1033.30] So, anyway.
[1033.30 --> 1035.98] I'm already that much of a giant jerk.
[1036.16 --> 1037.30] I'm trying to not swear.
[1037.54 --> 1037.70] So, the.
[1037.86 --> 1038.12] Yeah.
[1038.28 --> 1038.56] Oh, yeah.
[1038.56 --> 1040.62] Like, you're a terrible person at that point.
[1040.62 --> 1041.64] Yeah, you're a terrible person already.
[1041.92 --> 1042.06] Yeah.
[1043.96 --> 1048.40] What's one more deed that is against your thing?
[1048.74 --> 1049.12] Yeah.
[1049.18 --> 1049.64] I don't know.
[1049.72 --> 1049.84] Yeah.
[1049.84 --> 1051.18] You're already horrible.
[1051.56 --> 1051.76] Yeah.
[1051.86 --> 1055.92] So, like, does it matter if you're destroying women or men at that point?
[1056.26 --> 1056.96] That's what I mean.
[1057.04 --> 1057.36] Yeah.