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[729.06 --> 729.16] Yeah.
[729.16 --> 730.06] How did we get there?
[730.06 --> 731.40] I don't know.
[731.40 --> 734.94] I mean, that's the beauty of this show slash the bane of this show.
[736.64 --> 738.28] What are we talking about?
[738.50 --> 738.82] Oh!
[739.40 --> 742.66] No, you were talking about James and capturing his soul.
[743.06 --> 743.36] Oh, yeah.
[743.38 --> 744.44] I haven't captured his soul yet.
[744.60 --> 744.78] Yeah.
[744.78 --> 747.08] But I have captured quite a few souls now.
[747.14 --> 748.20] I'm feeling pretty good about it.
[748.74 --> 750.94] It's like, you guys can't leave me.
[750.94 --> 757.08] Because if you think about it, like, a mortgage is, it's like, it's like basically getting
[757.08 --> 757.54] married.
[757.98 --> 758.46] It's like.
[758.52 --> 760.44] I think it's like potentially more hard.
[760.52 --> 760.64] Yeah.
[760.72 --> 763.08] I think it's actually more difficult to get out of than a marriage.
[763.20 --> 763.28] If you.
[763.98 --> 765.04] Isn't that crazy?
[765.70 --> 769.90] Now, if we think about sort of the traditional values of marriage.
[770.90 --> 772.50] Which aren't even that applicable anymore.
[772.80 --> 773.08] Which.
[773.30 --> 774.08] Well, no, no.
[774.12 --> 774.50] I just mean.
[774.68 --> 774.98] No.
[775.08 --> 778.18] Like, if we go back to the whole till death do us part.
[778.46 --> 779.84] Like, let's focus on that part.
[780.22 --> 785.18] Like, if we call that sort of the tradition of marriage.
[787.92 --> 788.32] Wow.
[788.42 --> 790.24] It's really eroded a lot.
[790.38 --> 790.52] Oh, yeah.
[790.52 --> 791.42] To the point where like.
[791.44 --> 792.90] Isn't it like 50% fail or something?
[792.90 --> 794.50] I don't, I don't know what it is.
[794.56 --> 795.04] But like.
[796.42 --> 798.28] We take a mortgage.
[799.04 --> 800.28] A car lease.
[800.36 --> 802.44] Like, I think it's, it's pretty hard to break a car lease.
[802.44 --> 802.82] Isn't it?
[803.32 --> 805.28] Like, you can't just be like, yeah, you know.
[806.56 --> 810.22] North Shore Auto Group and I have irreconcilable differences.
[810.80 --> 814.36] About 40 to 50% of married couples in the United States divorce.
[815.42 --> 815.86] Wow.
[815.98 --> 816.66] To be fair.
[817.24 --> 821.14] What is also in that percentage is people that have been divorced more than once.
[821.42 --> 821.72] Right.
[821.72 --> 822.50] So it's not like.
[823.70 --> 824.06] Yeah.
[824.14 --> 824.64] It's not like.
[824.64 --> 826.90] So it could be one person who's done it four times.
[827.02 --> 827.20] Right.
[827.28 --> 827.38] Right.
[827.38 --> 828.94] All four of those goes in.
[829.10 --> 830.48] But it is technically four different relationships.
[830.48 --> 831.14] Well, like, isn't that.
[831.34 --> 834.44] So, like, I was looking at some gun ownership statistics in the United States.
[834.44 --> 836.52] I think they have more than one gun per person.
[836.70 --> 838.58] But I forget what they call the mega owners.
[838.72 --> 838.94] Yeah.
[839.10 --> 839.82] Super owners.
[839.98 --> 840.12] Yeah.
[840.12 --> 842.72] Where they have, like, more than 100 each.
[842.90 --> 842.96] Yeah.
[842.96 --> 845.86] And it's, like, some very small percentage or something like that.
[845.86 --> 846.40] It may count for.
[846.42 --> 847.76] So, like, mega divorcers.
[848.18 --> 848.42] Yeah.
[849.18 --> 849.50] Might make up.
[849.50 --> 851.48] I don't think they're going to have more than 100, but, like.
[851.70 --> 851.90] Yeah.
[851.90 --> 853.04] More than 100 divorces would.
[853.14 --> 853.82] That would be in a.
[853.82 --> 857.08] That would legitimately be difficult to pull off.
[857.78 --> 858.76] Could you do it?
[859.94 --> 862.54] Could you do it with unwitting women?
[863.28 --> 864.16] Without them knowing.
[864.54 --> 865.38] Oh, my God.
[865.38 --> 866.44] Could you convince.
[866.56 --> 868.24] The worst reality TV show.
[868.98 --> 871.44] Like, actually the worst one.
[872.12 --> 873.68] Such a plague on society.
[876.24 --> 877.64] That would be really difficult.
[878.00 --> 878.90] To be able to pull off.
[879.66 --> 880.54] So, if you and I went.
[880.70 --> 880.92] Okay.
[882.12 --> 882.62] We go.
[882.70 --> 883.14] We go into.
[883.14 --> 884.54] That's going to be near to 200.
[884.86 --> 886.70] We go to a new city every year.
[886.98 --> 887.26] Okay.
[887.36 --> 893.34] And the idea is to get married and divorced as many times as possible in that year.
[893.58 --> 893.60] And.
[893.68 --> 894.54] You're going to have to pull.
[894.78 --> 895.34] But remember.
[895.88 --> 895.96] You.
[896.36 --> 897.94] So, there's nothing would prevent you.
[898.00 --> 899.68] If you're a devious enough bastard.
[900.18 --> 902.38] Nothing would prevent you from rolling multiple.