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[2477.74 --> 2478.00] I did want to.
[2478.00 --> 2478.16] Yeah.
[2478.48 --> 2483.68] It felt like you had the like disappointed response, I guess.
[2484.14 --> 2485.44] Like, why is this what's happening?
[2485.86 --> 2487.14] Just take the stupid thing.
[2487.22 --> 2488.80] I appreciate that he stabbed my legs.
[2489.60 --> 2490.64] Instead of like your chest?
[2490.76 --> 2494.76] It was so, yeah, he could have just been like, I don't value human life.
[2495.08 --> 2495.94] Like, there's your neck.
[2496.08 --> 2499.20] Or like, I mean, he could have slipped and got my femoral artery.
[2499.20 --> 2504.02] But the damage that was incurred was worth it for the story.
[2504.34 --> 2504.44] Right.
[2504.58 --> 2506.14] Like, now I've been stabbed.
[2506.14 --> 2506.34] Do you have a scar?
[2506.84 --> 2507.06] Yeah.
[2507.32 --> 2507.54] Cool.
[2508.08 --> 2511.46] I'd show you, but I have to take my pants off and the camera won't even see it.
[2511.66 --> 2512.88] So, yeah, it's not worth it.
[2513.08 --> 2513.42] Yeah, it's not worth it.
[2513.42 --> 2515.22] Twitch is going to be like, get off the platform.
[2515.46 --> 2516.86] It's just, it's too much stuff.
[2517.16 --> 2518.88] Okay, so the show's almost over.
[2519.08 --> 2519.82] Oh, yeah, sponsors.
[2520.12 --> 2521.36] We should probably do sponsors.
[2521.64 --> 2521.80] Yeah.
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[2529.08 --> 2531.54] Which I'm sure they're going to be okay with me saying it that way.
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[2535.38 --> 2536.64] It's beef jerky.
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[2547.20 --> 2547.94] There's a whole bunch.
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[2549.22 --> 2550.48] My favorite one is this one.
[2550.48 --> 2552.34] It's just the standard moho.
[2552.54 --> 2557.90] You can also get crazy stuff like Reaper, which is like Carolina Reaper and a fused beef jerky.
[2558.04 --> 2559.28] There's bacon versions.
[2559.78 --> 2564.44] So there's like sriracha bacon, if you're one of those many, many people that are obsessed with sriracha.
[2565.02 --> 2565.64] Or bacon.
[2565.76 --> 2569.08] Or bacon, which is like, that's a pretty big crossover, I think.
[2569.84 --> 2572.34] There's a Venn diagram there with like mostly over up.
[2572.60 --> 2572.80] Yeah.
[2573.82 --> 2578.72] They say it's jerky made with the best ingredients and it doesn't have nitrates or preservatives.
[2578.72 --> 2582.76] And their goal was to create a snack that was full of flavor and spice that wasn't bad for you.
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[2592.22 --> 2593.58] I'm trying to see how many I can hold at once.
[2593.66 --> 2595.16] As you can see.
[2595.24 --> 2596.20] They have a lot of products.
[2596.20 --> 2597.78] They have, yeah, a lot of them.
[2598.92 --> 2599.28] There.
[2600.08 --> 2602.46] Some that are great for your mouth, some that are bad for your butt.
[2603.08 --> 2603.90] Just the Reaper one.
[2603.96 --> 2604.30] That one.
[2605.02 --> 2605.90] Have you had that one?
[2606.02 --> 2606.58] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[2606.58 --> 2607.76] I did it on the WAN show.
[2607.98 --> 2609.10] Slowly disarm you here.
[2609.74 --> 2613.30] It was, uh, I tried to play it cool like it wasn't that spicy, but it was spicy.
[2613.88 --> 2616.66] It was spicy enough you'll remember.
[2617.12 --> 2617.82] Yeah, yeah.
[2618.36 --> 2620.18] Do you have, are these from, no they're not.
[2620.36 --> 2620.70] There you go.
[2620.70 --> 2622.66] These are Laser James glasses.
[2622.82 --> 2624.00] These are non-Spectrum glasses.
[2624.26 --> 2629.96] And if you don't want to, like, look like Laser James over there and you want to reduce,
[2629.96 --> 2635.16] uh, blue light from monitors to, like, help you fall asleep at night and all that.
[2635.16 --> 2635.90] My alter ego.
[2636.80 --> 2637.56] Reading James.
[2637.74 --> 2638.72] Reading James.
[2639.48 --> 2641.18] You can get Spectrum glasses.
[2641.36 --> 2642.52] You can go to the website right here.
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[2645.48 --> 2649.84] They say, and this is totally a thing, that staring at a monitor all day can be hard on your eyes
[2649.84 --> 2651.36] and also make it tougher to fall asleep.
[2651.44 --> 2653.78] The fall asleep thing is, is important to me.
[2654.12 --> 2659.30] Uh, using software solutions like F.Lux or Twilight won't give you the same type of filtering
[2659.30 --> 2662.74] that these kind of things can, which is pretty cool.
[2662.92 --> 2664.12] Uh, they're stylish.
[2664.32 --> 2664.84] I don't know.
[2665.18 --> 2666.22] I think yours look pretty good.
[2666.78 --> 2667.26] Uh.
[2667.30 --> 2668.76] I'm very hit or miss with glasses.
[2668.94 --> 2670.58] I don't think these look great on me, but I.
[2670.74 --> 2672.08] Those ones look great on Colton.
[2672.36 --> 2672.60] Yeah.
[2672.78 --> 2675.20] I have had Spectrum glasses that have looked good on me too.
[2675.80 --> 2677.84] Um, and I think those look good on you.
[2677.84 --> 2683.18] Um, I was wearing these for a while before I got like prescription glasses.
[2683.36 --> 2684.46] Were those the specific ones?
[2684.48 --> 2686.32] These are the ones I was wearing at my desk for a while.
[2686.40 --> 2687.72] And sometimes I wore them just to look cool.
[2688.06 --> 2688.26] Yeah.
[2688.58 --> 2689.18] They're pretty sweet.
[2689.34 --> 2689.72] Is it working?