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[2229.26 --> 2229.52] Sorry.
[2229.58 --> 2231.02] Just, you can't just like drop that.
[2231.24 --> 2233.38] And yeah, it was a minor stabbing.
[2233.56 --> 2235.18] We are stuck in traffic, right?
[2235.20 --> 2237.32] When you're in gridlock, you can't move.
[2237.50 --> 2239.72] And the mistake we made was that our windows were down.
[2239.96 --> 2241.42] So they see a bunch of tourists.
[2241.76 --> 2242.50] Windows are down.
[2242.72 --> 2247.04] I'm sitting in the back and suddenly this, there's a guy talking to the driver at his
[2247.04 --> 2247.26] window.
[2247.42 --> 2250.72] So being in South America, I assume, okay, this guy's selling us something.
[2251.02 --> 2255.62] And then I see that they're like arguing and like, he's got a knife and I'm like, oh,
[2255.64 --> 2256.70] the driver's getting robbed.
[2256.90 --> 2259.56] And then I'm like, oh, we're getting robbed.
[2259.74 --> 2266.02] And by that time, uh, his partner, there was two of them had come to the other side and,
[2266.02 --> 2268.18] but everyone had their windows down to a different degree.
[2268.30 --> 2269.56] Mine was like all the way down.
[2270.02 --> 2271.58] My buddy and I was behind the driver.
[2271.76 --> 2275.82] My buddy in the passenger seat, his window was like this much down.
[2276.10 --> 2278.88] And my wife's window was completely up and she was behind the driver.
[2280.18 --> 2280.86] Excuse me.
[2281.52 --> 2283.08] That was something to do with the power.
[2283.26 --> 2283.78] What is it not?
[2287.44 --> 2287.84] Okay.
[2288.84 --> 2294.66] Anyway, so my, my friend at the front seat, uh, one of the assailants put his hand in
[2294.66 --> 2298.52] that window gap and was like groping at his pockets to try to get his phone.
[2299.34 --> 2302.62] And meanwhile, the guy on the driver's side came to the back.
[2302.62 --> 2303.56] So you guys are stopped at a light?
[2303.78 --> 2304.94] We're stopping gridlock traffic.
[2304.98 --> 2305.60] Gridlock traffic.
[2305.90 --> 2309.26] And the other guy came to the back and was like yelling at me.
[2309.46 --> 2312.28] And my thought was like, why don't we just get out of the car and run away?
[2312.44 --> 2313.76] Like, they're not going to chase us.
[2313.80 --> 2315.40] There's like a crowd of people everywhere.
[2315.40 --> 2318.92] Like, let's just exit the vehicle while they're like trying, like yelling at us.
[2318.92 --> 2324.98] So I moved over toward my wife, um, but couldn't open the door because it's like locked because
[2324.98 --> 2325.62] the car is moving.
[2326.44 --> 2331.92] And basically I didn't, I was probably this far from him from like the window.
[2332.02 --> 2336.58] Like I'm in the middle seat and I couldn't understand what he was saying, but I now know
[2336.58 --> 2338.76] it was like, give me the stuff or I'm going to stab you.
[2339.76 --> 2342.84] So what he did was he reached, he didn't want to hurt me.
[2342.96 --> 2344.70] And by the way, this guy was like 19 tops.
[2344.70 --> 2349.18] He reached in and like started stabbing at my legs and he got me just above the knee
[2349.18 --> 2351.58] and it went in like a half inch, like nothing.
[2352.12 --> 2353.66] And, uh, it didn't hurt.
[2353.96 --> 2356.38] It, it kind of feels like it sounds.
[2356.84 --> 2357.70] That makes sense.
[2357.78 --> 2358.34] Kind of just like.
[2362.32 --> 2362.76] Okay.
[2363.00 --> 2365.04] And I was just like, ah, God damn it.
[2365.08 --> 2370.10] So then I grabbed a backpack that we had and I threw the backpack at him and that backpack
[2370.10 --> 2372.04] did contain a DLSLR camera.
[2372.04 --> 2378.16] Uh, the one only piece of cashmere I owned and don't own since like a sweater, like a
[2378.16 --> 2379.00] two pairs of sunglasses.
[2379.00 --> 2380.34] We got like a decent haul.
[2380.72 --> 2382.96] And by the way, insurance never ended up claiming it.
[2382.96 --> 2386.22] Cause it was one of those situations where your insurance would go up and it wasn't worth
[2386.22 --> 2386.42] it.
[2386.76 --> 2389.02] So he got that, but he didn't get our passports.
[2389.50 --> 2392.48] Oh, I had just engaged or just become engaged.
[2392.96 --> 2397.36] I proposed my wife like the week before and the photos, like I took a photo of her right
[2397.36 --> 2401.64] after I took it, after I proposed to her and she was like teary eyed and had the ring.
[2401.64 --> 2405.50] You know, so those kinds of sacred photos were gone, which was probably the biggest drag,
[2405.72 --> 2406.86] but we still had our passports.
[2407.60 --> 2410.40] And I just got my wife to give me her sweater and like tied her on the leg.
[2410.40 --> 2413.96] And then we took, it took us like 45 minutes to get to the hospital.
[2414.12 --> 2414.90] Cause you're in gridlock.
[2415.00 --> 2416.46] Oh, it was so chaotic, man.
[2416.50 --> 2417.30] It was like traffic.
[2417.42 --> 2419.66] We had a police escort, but they were still inept.
[2419.84 --> 2422.44] We went to this first hospital and decided that wasn't a good one.
[2422.44 --> 2425.00] Like we were outside the hospital.
[2425.10 --> 2427.52] I'm like, are they going to come and like bring something?
[2428.42 --> 2430.72] And then like 20 minutes later, like, we're just going to go to another one.
[2430.78 --> 2431.30] Like, okay.
[2432.50 --> 2436.48] We got to drive down the wrong side of the road with like police sirens blaring and stuff.
[2436.50 --> 2437.90] And this Uber driver's just like, woo.
[2438.98 --> 2439.90] It was insane.
[2440.12 --> 2440.82] Yeah, it was pretty cool.
[2441.10 --> 2445.64] My cousin, speaking of, I've never been stabbed, but my cousin, when he was in high school,
[2445.64 --> 2451.58] there was another kid at the high school, I guess, who his gang initiation was to stab someone.
[2451.98 --> 2452.28] God.
[2452.34 --> 2454.70] So he just like walked up to my cousin after school and stabbed him.
[2455.10 --> 2457.02] My cousin pulled the knife out and stabbed him back.
[2457.18 --> 2457.68] Hell yeah.
[2457.86 --> 2459.54] Which is like not really smart.
[2459.72 --> 2460.32] What is that?
[2460.40 --> 2461.48] Like wounds and stuff.
[2461.74 --> 2462.12] That's badass.
[2462.30 --> 2464.28] But it was, yeah, my cousins are insane.
[2464.30 --> 2465.70] He's got that fight response.
[2465.80 --> 2466.16] That's sweet.
[2466.24 --> 2466.68] Killer instinct.
[2466.80 --> 2467.22] Good for him.
[2467.50 --> 2469.64] I got the fright response.
[2469.76 --> 2470.62] The flight response.
[2472.08 --> 2472.86] God damn it.
[2472.88 --> 2473.86] Just take the bag.
[2473.86 --> 2476.86] Well, I couldn't have ran if I wanted.
[2477.02 --> 2477.54] Yeah, I know.