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[2069.06 --> 2069.98] And then they make it vertical.
[2069.98 --> 2070.32] They did?
[2070.38 --> 2070.56] Yeah.
[2070.64 --> 2070.78] Okay.
[2070.82 --> 2071.90] And he's like strapped in a thing.
[2072.02 --> 2072.70] He's freaking.
[2072.70 --> 2075.52] It was one of the coolest things I've like ever seen.
[2075.60 --> 2077.60] And I did like pull my phone out.
[2077.66 --> 2079.52] But I recorded like low.
[2080.32 --> 2081.92] The worst video that's ever existed.
[2082.08 --> 2083.44] Just because I was like, I know it's going to suck.
[2083.52 --> 2085.20] But I want to just like be able to remember it.
[2085.40 --> 2085.60] Mm-hmm.
[2085.60 --> 2086.66] And that's, yeah.
[2087.10 --> 2087.38] So.
[2087.48 --> 2088.44] I don't think I sent it to anyone.
[2088.44 --> 2088.84] Two questions.
[2089.48 --> 2090.90] Did you watch that video again?
[2091.02 --> 2091.66] I did actually.
[2091.96 --> 2092.18] Again?
[2092.18 --> 2093.38] And I deleted it immediately.
[2093.70 --> 2093.90] Oh.
[2093.98 --> 2095.12] Because it was completely useless.
[2095.20 --> 2097.80] Do you think recording it pampered your experience?
[2097.98 --> 2098.18] No.
[2098.18 --> 2099.28] Okay.
[2099.78 --> 2102.00] Because again, I didn't, I didn't put it in front of my face.
[2102.22 --> 2102.48] Mm-hmm.
[2102.52 --> 2104.00] I didn't put it in front of anyone's face.
[2104.44 --> 2105.10] Man, I went to the.
[2105.18 --> 2106.80] I like pulled it out between a song.
[2107.50 --> 2107.86] Okay.
[2108.18 --> 2109.64] And like it was, it was, yeah, I didn't.
[2109.72 --> 2110.54] There's a way to do it.
[2110.60 --> 2111.86] And I think everyone gets one.
[2112.16 --> 2113.24] The first one's free.
[2113.24 --> 2117.72] I went to this folkloric ballet in Mexico City once.
[2118.20 --> 2118.52] And this.
[2118.80 --> 2120.30] Someone phone recorded that?
[2120.62 --> 2120.88] No.
[2121.10 --> 2121.78] I wish they had.
[2121.78 --> 2121.96] Okay.
[2122.52 --> 2122.96] iPad.
[2123.70 --> 2124.02] Oh.
[2124.02 --> 2124.12] Oh.
[2124.12 --> 2126.62] I wish.
[2126.72 --> 2126.90] Okay.
[2126.94 --> 2128.02] If I was a dictator.
[2128.22 --> 2130.26] If you live in one of those dictator countries.
[2131.84 --> 2135.88] One upside is you can make sweet or whatever silly law you want.
[2135.94 --> 2140.14] And if I was a dictator, my silly law would be if you see someone taking a photograph or
[2140.14 --> 2145.56] a video with an iPad in public, you are completely allowed and culturally sanctioned to walk by
[2145.56 --> 2148.14] and bitch slap that thing down to the ground.
[2148.28 --> 2149.18] And they can't get mad.
[2149.32 --> 2150.58] They can, they can look you.
[2151.26 --> 2151.50] Ah.
[2151.50 --> 2151.98] Ah.
[2153.48 --> 2154.32] Caught me slipping.
[2154.62 --> 2155.48] I hate it, man.
[2155.60 --> 2155.92] Okay.
[2156.04 --> 2159.02] This lady recorded the entire, I mean entire.
[2159.46 --> 2160.40] I mean entire.
[2160.40 --> 2160.50] Oh my God.
[2160.72 --> 2161.84] Like an hour and a half video.
[2161.94 --> 2162.84] Why wouldn't someone stop her?
[2163.58 --> 2165.56] Because wouldn't that even, aren't you like not even allowed?
[2165.56 --> 2166.04] I would have.
[2166.06 --> 2166.64] I was seething.
[2166.80 --> 2167.82] But there was a language barrier.
[2167.90 --> 2168.88] My Spanish wasn't that good.
[2169.00 --> 2169.14] Okay.
[2169.16 --> 2169.98] I didn't even mean you.
[2170.10 --> 2171.66] I meant like someone who was running.
[2172.02 --> 2172.52] I don't know.
[2172.80 --> 2173.96] We were at the kind of the top.
[2174.34 --> 2174.70] Okay.
[2175.20 --> 2175.74] There was no one.
[2176.48 --> 2178.08] I talked to her after the show though.
[2178.40 --> 2179.30] I embarrassed my wife.
[2179.40 --> 2180.42] I went up to the lady.
[2180.42 --> 2182.40] She, it turns out she spoke English.
[2183.54 --> 2184.84] She wasn't Mexican actually.
[2185.44 --> 2190.82] And I, I said, I just wanted you to know that you ruined the entire show for me.
[2191.08 --> 2191.96] You ruined it.
[2192.62 --> 2194.04] And she was like, what?
[2196.20 --> 2196.60] What?
[2196.60 --> 2199.22] I was on crutches and stuff.
[2199.30 --> 2204.94] So when I first, I got stabbed a few days before and I, I, I crutched up to her.
[2205.28 --> 2207.30] And so she was, and I was like, excuse me.
[2207.36 --> 2209.56] And so she was just like, how can I help you?
[2209.60 --> 2210.82] Like, hello, who are you?
[2211.16 --> 2213.86] And I was like, I hate you.
[2213.86 --> 2216.12] Where did you get stabbed?
[2216.38 --> 2217.48] In an Uber in Mexico city.
[2217.94 --> 2218.86] Oh yeah.
[2219.34 --> 2220.06] By the driver?
[2221.10 --> 2222.68] No, he drove me to hospital.
[2223.18 --> 2223.62] Oh, no.
[2223.66 --> 2226.92] Like we were, uh, uh, we were stuck in traffic.
[2227.02 --> 2228.90] It was broad daylight near a tourist area.