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[1366.88 --> 1374.88] It's just that it's, like, being in Canada is, like, a big dick slap sometimes.
[1377.00 --> 1378.90] You don't matter as much.
[1379.34 --> 1379.70] Yeah.
[1380.06 --> 1385.48] Your population is literally one-tenth of the U.S., less than the state of California.
[1386.34 --> 1387.18] You know what?
[1387.26 --> 1388.20] We don't give a spit.
[1389.62 --> 1393.34] Anyway, it's got the best DxOMark rating ever.
[1393.76 --> 1394.38] Of 99.
[1394.92 --> 1399.06] Though it should be noted that the Pixel 2 is at 98.
[1399.46 --> 1401.26] And the iPhone 10 is at 97.
[1401.74 --> 1403.88] So we really are splitting hairs at this point.
[1404.42 --> 1409.04] Looks pretty similar to last gen, but better camera, as I just mentioned.
[1409.48 --> 1412.52] Snapdragon 845 in the U.S. and China.
[1412.96 --> 1415.30] And then Exynos, whatever the crap it is.
[1415.64 --> 1418.24] Something 9, something, something elsewhere.
[1418.72 --> 1421.32] They moved the fingerprint sensor to a more usable spot.
[1421.36 --> 1422.12] I think I already said that.
[1422.12 --> 1423.92] They're going to have Animojis.
[1430.12 --> 1433.08] Though, to be clear, they're not normal emojis like Apple's.
[1433.10 --> 1435.58] They're more like Wii Mii's or Bitmoji.
[1436.08 --> 1437.86] Do you remember Mii's on the Nintendo Wii?
[1439.58 --> 1440.14] Well, I don't know.
[1440.22 --> 1441.68] Probably the biggest Nintendo fanboy you know, man.
[1441.68 --> 1442.68] Did they have it on the Wii U?
[1443.10 --> 1443.32] Yeah.
[1443.74 --> 1444.72] Wait, did you have a Wii?
[1444.88 --> 1445.34] You had a Wii.
[1445.48 --> 1445.66] Yeah.
[1445.66 --> 1446.64] Yeah, okay, never mind.
[1447.08 --> 1449.38] I play more Wii now than I did when it launched.
[1449.84 --> 1451.10] It's still great, actually.
[1451.46 --> 1453.04] I only play Wii Sports.
[1454.02 --> 1454.18] Yeah.
[1454.34 --> 1456.18] My son loves Wii Sports.
[1456.58 --> 1457.58] Wii Sports is amazing!
[1457.58 --> 1465.64] I actually, I interrupt this very compelling news about the Samsung Galaxy S9 to bring you a personal confession.
[1466.26 --> 1468.48] Something that is actually really hard for me to talk about.
[1468.64 --> 1470.74] It's actually related to the Nintendo Wii.
[1470.74 --> 1476.88] So, as some of you probably know, my son is about five and, uh...
[1476.88 --> 1478.04] Wow, he's almost six!
[1478.14 --> 1478.62] Holy crap.
[1478.62 --> 1479.76] Wait, did he beat you at something?
[1479.96 --> 1480.34] Shut up.
[1480.50 --> 1482.00] Okay, let me just...
[1482.00 --> 1483.72] I need to ease myself into this.
[1483.92 --> 1484.14] Okay?
[1484.90 --> 1488.38] So, my son is almost six and...
[1489.74 --> 1492.52] Could you maybe enjoy this a little less?
[1494.04 --> 1495.10] I'm so excited.
[1495.22 --> 1495.80] Sorry, continue.
[1495.80 --> 1500.06] My son is almost six...
[1500.06 --> 1501.54] Shut up!
[1501.72 --> 1502.48] Just keep going.
[1502.52 --> 1503.32] Just chill out.
[1503.56 --> 1504.32] I believe in you.
[1505.16 --> 1510.16] So, my son is almost six and, um, he's been playing Wii.
[1510.34 --> 1513.12] We actually created a Wii for him when he was, like, three and a half.
[1513.20 --> 1517.40] I was, like, trying to see if, like, the stick waggling was simple enough that he could do it.
[1517.40 --> 1517.88] It wasn't.
[1517.90 --> 1518.20] He wasn't.
[1518.22 --> 1518.90] He wasn't ready yet.
[1519.00 --> 1525.34] But over probably the last year or so, he's gotten to the point where he actually uses the Wii.
[1525.80 --> 1530.90] More than the Vive, which is depressing for a whole other set of reasons.
[1531.12 --> 1531.14] Yeah.
[1531.94 --> 1541.14] But he's gotten to the point where he's played enough Wii sports that, first, like, he was, like, a pro in Wii tennis.
[1541.52 --> 1541.74] Right?
[1541.96 --> 1546.16] You know how you can play against the computer and you get over a thousand skill level and you're a pro?
[1546.28 --> 1546.90] At tennis?
[1547.46 --> 1548.20] In the tennis one.
[1548.72 --> 1550.06] Oh, the tennis one's pretty easy.
[1550.06 --> 1557.70] Um, and, but he got to the point where he was not just a pro, but he had a skill level of, like, 1650 or something, which was more than mine.
[1557.78 --> 1559.08] Mine was 1400 and something.
[1559.40 --> 1564.60] But the reason that my skill level wasn't very high was I never played single player.
[1564.80 --> 1568.98] I would always play against my wife or, like, um, my sister-in-law.
[1568.98 --> 1573.88] Because the last time I used the Wii was when I still lived with my wife's parents.
[1574.76 --> 1579.52] So it was, like, the family console and we'd, like, tool around on Sunday night playing Wii sports or whatever.
[1579.68 --> 1579.92] Yeah, yeah.
[1580.02 --> 1580.26] Okay.
[1580.66 --> 1583.64] So, so I was quite a bit better than my skill level would indicate.
[1583.84 --> 1587.80] So he would, like, he would go all, like, five-year-old kind of sulky.
[1587.80 --> 1591.68] He would say, my skill level's higher, but you still beat me.
[1592.30 --> 1597.70] Like, without, without even using, like, the cheap return whenever you miss a power smash.
[1597.90 --> 1604.44] There's a cheap return that if you time, it's not even that hard to time, but it's ungettable on both the forehand and the backhand if they don't manage to power serve.
[1605.26 --> 1609.44] Um, and so I would beat him, like, without even using that.
[1610.98 --> 1614.52] Then, and he'd complain, he'd be whining about it.
[1614.52 --> 1619.08] Then, like, a couple months later, I'm playing against him, and he takes a set.
[1619.60 --> 1622.46] And I'm just, like, ah, okay.
[1623.00 --> 1624.38] Like, I wasn't really paying attention.
[1624.50 --> 1627.42] I was holding the baby in the other hand, and I was, like, ah, shoot.
[1627.90 --> 1628.36] Well, okay.
[1628.94 --> 1630.34] Um, darling, can you get down?
[1630.48 --> 1632.60] I gotta, I gotta beat your brother at Wii tennis.
[1633.08 --> 1635.32] Um, then he takes another set.
[1636.08 --> 1637.92] And I go, what?
[1639.06 --> 1641.68] So I'm, like, okay, full-on cheap mode now.
[1642.08 --> 1643.90] So I'm, I'm doing cheap returns.
[1643.90 --> 1645.08] Like, ungettable returns.
[1645.38 --> 1647.18] I'm power serving everything to him.
[1648.10 --> 1649.00] And I win it.
[1649.48 --> 1649.88] Okay.