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[1366.88 --> 1374.88] It's just that it's, like, being in Canada is, like, a big dick slap sometimes. |
[1377.00 --> 1378.90] You don't matter as much. |
[1379.34 --> 1379.70] Yeah. |
[1380.06 --> 1385.48] Your population is literally one-tenth of the U.S., less than the state of California. |
[1386.34 --> 1387.18] You know what? |
[1387.26 --> 1388.20] We don't give a spit. |
[1389.62 --> 1393.34] Anyway, it's got the best DxOMark rating ever. |
[1393.76 --> 1394.38] Of 99. |
[1394.92 --> 1399.06] Though it should be noted that the Pixel 2 is at 98. |
[1399.46 --> 1401.26] And the iPhone 10 is at 97. |
[1401.74 --> 1403.88] So we really are splitting hairs at this point. |
[1404.42 --> 1409.04] Looks pretty similar to last gen, but better camera, as I just mentioned. |
[1409.48 --> 1412.52] Snapdragon 845 in the U.S. and China. |
[1412.96 --> 1415.30] And then Exynos, whatever the crap it is. |
[1415.64 --> 1418.24] Something 9, something, something elsewhere. |
[1418.72 --> 1421.32] They moved the fingerprint sensor to a more usable spot. |
[1421.36 --> 1422.12] I think I already said that. |
[1422.12 --> 1423.92] They're going to have Animojis. |
[1430.12 --> 1433.08] Though, to be clear, they're not normal emojis like Apple's. |
[1433.10 --> 1435.58] They're more like Wii Mii's or Bitmoji. |
[1436.08 --> 1437.86] Do you remember Mii's on the Nintendo Wii? |
[1439.58 --> 1440.14] Well, I don't know. |
[1440.22 --> 1441.68] Probably the biggest Nintendo fanboy you know, man. |
[1441.68 --> 1442.68] Did they have it on the Wii U? |
[1443.10 --> 1443.32] Yeah. |
[1443.74 --> 1444.72] Wait, did you have a Wii? |
[1444.88 --> 1445.34] You had a Wii. |
[1445.48 --> 1445.66] Yeah. |
[1445.66 --> 1446.64] Yeah, okay, never mind. |
[1447.08 --> 1449.38] I play more Wii now than I did when it launched. |
[1449.84 --> 1451.10] It's still great, actually. |
[1451.46 --> 1453.04] I only play Wii Sports. |
[1454.02 --> 1454.18] Yeah. |
[1454.34 --> 1456.18] My son loves Wii Sports. |
[1456.58 --> 1457.58] Wii Sports is amazing! |
[1457.58 --> 1465.64] I actually, I interrupt this very compelling news about the Samsung Galaxy S9 to bring you a personal confession. |
[1466.26 --> 1468.48] Something that is actually really hard for me to talk about. |
[1468.64 --> 1470.74] It's actually related to the Nintendo Wii. |
[1470.74 --> 1476.88] So, as some of you probably know, my son is about five and, uh... |
[1476.88 --> 1478.04] Wow, he's almost six! |
[1478.14 --> 1478.62] Holy crap. |
[1478.62 --> 1479.76] Wait, did he beat you at something? |
[1479.96 --> 1480.34] Shut up. |
[1480.50 --> 1482.00] Okay, let me just... |
[1482.00 --> 1483.72] I need to ease myself into this. |
[1483.92 --> 1484.14] Okay? |
[1484.90 --> 1488.38] So, my son is almost six and... |
[1489.74 --> 1492.52] Could you maybe enjoy this a little less? |
[1494.04 --> 1495.10] I'm so excited. |
[1495.22 --> 1495.80] Sorry, continue. |
[1495.80 --> 1500.06] My son is almost six... |
[1500.06 --> 1501.54] Shut up! |
[1501.72 --> 1502.48] Just keep going. |
[1502.52 --> 1503.32] Just chill out. |
[1503.56 --> 1504.32] I believe in you. |
[1505.16 --> 1510.16] So, my son is almost six and, um, he's been playing Wii. |
[1510.34 --> 1513.12] We actually created a Wii for him when he was, like, three and a half. |
[1513.20 --> 1517.40] I was, like, trying to see if, like, the stick waggling was simple enough that he could do it. |
[1517.40 --> 1517.88] It wasn't. |
[1517.90 --> 1518.20] He wasn't. |
[1518.22 --> 1518.90] He wasn't ready yet. |
[1519.00 --> 1525.34] But over probably the last year or so, he's gotten to the point where he actually uses the Wii. |
[1525.80 --> 1530.90] More than the Vive, which is depressing for a whole other set of reasons. |
[1531.12 --> 1531.14] Yeah. |
[1531.94 --> 1541.14] But he's gotten to the point where he's played enough Wii sports that, first, like, he was, like, a pro in Wii tennis. |
[1541.52 --> 1541.74] Right? |
[1541.96 --> 1546.16] You know how you can play against the computer and you get over a thousand skill level and you're a pro? |
[1546.28 --> 1546.90] At tennis? |
[1547.46 --> 1548.20] In the tennis one. |
[1548.72 --> 1550.06] Oh, the tennis one's pretty easy. |
[1550.06 --> 1557.70] Um, and, but he got to the point where he was not just a pro, but he had a skill level of, like, 1650 or something, which was more than mine. |
[1557.78 --> 1559.08] Mine was 1400 and something. |
[1559.40 --> 1564.60] But the reason that my skill level wasn't very high was I never played single player. |
[1564.80 --> 1568.98] I would always play against my wife or, like, um, my sister-in-law. |
[1568.98 --> 1573.88] Because the last time I used the Wii was when I still lived with my wife's parents. |
[1574.76 --> 1579.52] So it was, like, the family console and we'd, like, tool around on Sunday night playing Wii sports or whatever. |
[1579.68 --> 1579.92] Yeah, yeah. |
[1580.02 --> 1580.26] Okay. |
[1580.66 --> 1583.64] So, so I was quite a bit better than my skill level would indicate. |
[1583.84 --> 1587.80] So he would, like, he would go all, like, five-year-old kind of sulky. |
[1587.80 --> 1591.68] He would say, my skill level's higher, but you still beat me. |
[1592.30 --> 1597.70] Like, without, without even using, like, the cheap return whenever you miss a power smash. |
[1597.90 --> 1604.44] There's a cheap return that if you time, it's not even that hard to time, but it's ungettable on both the forehand and the backhand if they don't manage to power serve. |
[1605.26 --> 1609.44] Um, and so I would beat him, like, without even using that. |
[1610.98 --> 1614.52] Then, and he'd complain, he'd be whining about it. |
[1614.52 --> 1619.08] Then, like, a couple months later, I'm playing against him, and he takes a set. |
[1619.60 --> 1622.46] And I'm just, like, ah, okay. |
[1623.00 --> 1624.38] Like, I wasn't really paying attention. |
[1624.50 --> 1627.42] I was holding the baby in the other hand, and I was, like, ah, shoot. |
[1627.90 --> 1628.36] Well, okay. |
[1628.94 --> 1630.34] Um, darling, can you get down? |
[1630.48 --> 1632.60] I gotta, I gotta beat your brother at Wii tennis. |
[1633.08 --> 1635.32] Um, then he takes another set. |
[1636.08 --> 1637.92] And I go, what? |
[1639.06 --> 1641.68] So I'm, like, okay, full-on cheap mode now. |
[1642.08 --> 1643.90] So I'm, I'm doing cheap returns. |
[1643.90 --> 1645.08] Like, ungettable returns. |
[1645.38 --> 1647.18] I'm power serving everything to him. |
[1648.10 --> 1649.00] And I win it. |
[1649.48 --> 1649.88] Okay. |
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