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[1887.32 --> 1887.48] Yeah.
[1887.60 --> 1888.66] It was like the...
[1888.66 --> 1891.58] You, like, press down on the chest of the corpse, and it's like...
[1891.58 --> 1893.54] Like, it's not breathing anymore.
[1893.70 --> 1894.24] It's just...
[1894.24 --> 1895.98] Like, a last...
[1895.98 --> 1897.58] Last gasp, so to speak.
[1899.10 --> 1900.00] Cuphead doesn't...
[1900.00 --> 1900.30] No.
[1900.30 --> 1901.06] Like, I...
[1901.06 --> 1901.88] So, yeah, I wouldn't...
[1901.88 --> 1903.08] Yeah, Cuphead's not...
[1903.08 --> 1903.70] That's not...
[1903.70 --> 1905.44] It's not Super Mario World.
[1905.60 --> 1905.82] Yeah.
[1905.90 --> 1906.22] It's...
[1906.22 --> 1907.54] It's more advanced than that.
[1907.62 --> 1908.06] There's more...
[1908.06 --> 1909.28] There's a lot more to it.
[1909.54 --> 1909.56] Yeah.
[1909.56 --> 1911.68] So, if he were to beat me...
[1911.68 --> 1916.98] Like, if he were to be better than me at, like, Super Mario World, I'd feel pretty devastated.
[1917.30 --> 1918.82] But I don't expect that to happen.
[1918.94 --> 1919.90] It would be kind of like...
[1919.90 --> 1923.74] It would be kind of like me being better at shuffleboard than my grandparents.
[1923.74 --> 1928.62] Like, yeah, if I put enough time into it, I could probably do it, but I wouldn't care.
[1928.86 --> 1929.66] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[1929.66 --> 1929.96] Yeah, yeah.
[1930.08 --> 1931.60] Like, I'd be concerned about him.
[1932.02 --> 1935.10] If you care that much about old games.
[1935.94 --> 1936.64] I hear you.
[1936.86 --> 1937.46] So...
[1937.46 --> 1938.24] Badminton.
[1939.22 --> 1939.66] No.
[1939.92 --> 1942.40] I fully expect him to be better at me than...
[1942.40 --> 1943.28] Better than me at badminton.
[1943.38 --> 1943.94] Because he's starting really early.
[1943.96 --> 1945.28] I am planning to be...
[1945.28 --> 1946.28] When do you think that'll happen?
[1946.36 --> 1951.18] I'm going to be paying, like, $75 an hour for badminton coaching for him within the next few months.
[1951.18 --> 1951.78] Oh.
[1952.14 --> 1953.22] Like, he is going to...
[1953.22 --> 1953.90] You're going prodigy level.
[1953.98 --> 1958.52] He's going to the best badminton facility in Canada.
[1959.04 --> 1959.22] Oh.
[1959.32 --> 1960.34] He is going to be...
[1960.34 --> 1961.20] It's here, actually.
[1961.38 --> 1961.50] Oh.
[1961.68 --> 1962.04] Arguably.
[1962.52 --> 1964.52] There's been more national-level players.
[1964.52 --> 1965.04] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[1965.14 --> 1968.06] But other places have done well, too.
[1968.24 --> 1969.56] They've had good products as well.
[1970.24 --> 1974.94] And then, if he's good enough, I would happily pay for him to train overseas if it comes to that.
[1975.36 --> 1979.96] So, as far as I'm concerned, if he is not beating me at badminton by the time he's about 11 or 12,
[1979.96 --> 1981.38] then we need to reevaluate.
[1982.50 --> 1983.48] Because I'm not that good.
[1984.48 --> 1984.84] So...
[1984.84 --> 1986.50] He's into it, yeah?
[1986.82 --> 1987.40] He likes it.
[1987.48 --> 1987.84] Yeah, yeah.
[1987.86 --> 1988.64] Because you've already brought him.
[1988.64 --> 1990.56] No, he's already playing a couple times a week.
[1990.66 --> 1990.68] I wanted to make sure...
[1990.68 --> 1991.28] I knew that.
[1991.36 --> 1996.78] I wanted to get that out of you so the Twitch chat knows that you're not just being with, like, that kind of dad.
[1996.98 --> 1997.12] Yeah.
[1997.20 --> 1998.50] He's already playing a couple times a week.
[1998.56 --> 1999.22] He likes it.
[1999.42 --> 1999.58] Yeah.
[1999.58 --> 2002.16] I also fully expect him to be better at martial arts than me.
[2002.34 --> 2006.58] Although, by the time he gets, like, a...
[2006.58 --> 2007.90] Oh, shoot.
[2007.96 --> 2010.62] This is going to happen sooner than I had sort of thought about.
[2010.72 --> 2014.54] But by the time he hits, like, 9 or 10 and he hits sort of, like, red-brown belt,
[2014.64 --> 2018.14] I'm probably going to have to try and get back into it so I don't get past too quickly there.
[2018.28 --> 2019.04] But, yeah.
[2019.16 --> 2021.62] I fully expect him to be better than me at everything.
[2021.74 --> 2023.02] If he's not, then I've failed as a parent.
[2023.08 --> 2023.72] Because that's your job.
[2024.70 --> 2026.38] Can I be, like, a boss along the way?
[2027.10 --> 2027.72] A boss?
[2027.96 --> 2028.22] Yeah.
[2028.88 --> 2032.72] I think he's probably going to be quite a bit smaller than you forever.
[2034.22 --> 2035.24] Have you seen his mother?
[2035.44 --> 2036.32] But he'll be more skilled.
[2036.60 --> 2037.30] He'll be more skilled.
[2037.30 --> 2041.00] He'll be, like, the light character that you choose on the fighter screen.
[2041.02 --> 2049.62] The funny thing about that is there's a reason that, like, the UFC doesn't have heavyweights fight lightweights.
[2050.46 --> 2050.56] Okay.
[2050.56 --> 2053.66] Chun-Li wouldn't actually stand a chance against Blanca.
[2054.48 --> 2058.08] But the little dude that teaches me jiu-jitsu can kick my butt.
[2059.28 --> 2060.26] So that's a thing.
[2060.56 --> 2060.90] Okay.
[2061.52 --> 2062.22] Eventually I'll get there.
[2062.22 --> 2066.90] With that said, if you weren't jiu-jitsu-ing and you just went for a football tackle,
[2067.46 --> 2069.40] does that still go down that way?
[2069.52 --> 2070.18] Probably not.
[2071.04 --> 2072.30] He's a very nice guy.
[2072.60 --> 2072.74] Okay.