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[1887.32 --> 1887.48] Yeah. |
[1887.60 --> 1888.66] It was like the... |
[1888.66 --> 1891.58] You, like, press down on the chest of the corpse, and it's like... |
[1891.58 --> 1893.54] Like, it's not breathing anymore. |
[1893.70 --> 1894.24] It's just... |
[1894.24 --> 1895.98] Like, a last... |
[1895.98 --> 1897.58] Last gasp, so to speak. |
[1899.10 --> 1900.00] Cuphead doesn't... |
[1900.00 --> 1900.30] No. |
[1900.30 --> 1901.06] Like, I... |
[1901.06 --> 1901.88] So, yeah, I wouldn't... |
[1901.88 --> 1903.08] Yeah, Cuphead's not... |
[1903.08 --> 1903.70] That's not... |
[1903.70 --> 1905.44] It's not Super Mario World. |
[1905.60 --> 1905.82] Yeah. |
[1905.90 --> 1906.22] It's... |
[1906.22 --> 1907.54] It's more advanced than that. |
[1907.62 --> 1908.06] There's more... |
[1908.06 --> 1909.28] There's a lot more to it. |
[1909.54 --> 1909.56] Yeah. |
[1909.56 --> 1911.68] So, if he were to beat me... |
[1911.68 --> 1916.98] Like, if he were to be better than me at, like, Super Mario World, I'd feel pretty devastated. |
[1917.30 --> 1918.82] But I don't expect that to happen. |
[1918.94 --> 1919.90] It would be kind of like... |
[1919.90 --> 1923.74] It would be kind of like me being better at shuffleboard than my grandparents. |
[1923.74 --> 1928.62] Like, yeah, if I put enough time into it, I could probably do it, but I wouldn't care. |
[1928.86 --> 1929.66] Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
[1929.66 --> 1929.96] Yeah, yeah. |
[1930.08 --> 1931.60] Like, I'd be concerned about him. |
[1932.02 --> 1935.10] If you care that much about old games. |
[1935.94 --> 1936.64] I hear you. |
[1936.86 --> 1937.46] So... |
[1937.46 --> 1938.24] Badminton. |
[1939.22 --> 1939.66] No. |
[1939.92 --> 1942.40] I fully expect him to be better at me than... |
[1942.40 --> 1943.28] Better than me at badminton. |
[1943.38 --> 1943.94] Because he's starting really early. |
[1943.96 --> 1945.28] I am planning to be... |
[1945.28 --> 1946.28] When do you think that'll happen? |
[1946.36 --> 1951.18] I'm going to be paying, like, $75 an hour for badminton coaching for him within the next few months. |
[1951.18 --> 1951.78] Oh. |
[1952.14 --> 1953.22] Like, he is going to... |
[1953.22 --> 1953.90] You're going prodigy level. |
[1953.98 --> 1958.52] He's going to the best badminton facility in Canada. |
[1959.04 --> 1959.22] Oh. |
[1959.32 --> 1960.34] He is going to be... |
[1960.34 --> 1961.20] It's here, actually. |
[1961.38 --> 1961.50] Oh. |
[1961.68 --> 1962.04] Arguably. |
[1962.52 --> 1964.52] There's been more national-level players. |
[1964.52 --> 1965.04] Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
[1965.14 --> 1968.06] But other places have done well, too. |
[1968.24 --> 1969.56] They've had good products as well. |
[1970.24 --> 1974.94] And then, if he's good enough, I would happily pay for him to train overseas if it comes to that. |
[1975.36 --> 1979.96] So, as far as I'm concerned, if he is not beating me at badminton by the time he's about 11 or 12, |
[1979.96 --> 1981.38] then we need to reevaluate. |
[1982.50 --> 1983.48] Because I'm not that good. |
[1984.48 --> 1984.84] So... |
[1984.84 --> 1986.50] He's into it, yeah? |
[1986.82 --> 1987.40] He likes it. |
[1987.48 --> 1987.84] Yeah, yeah. |
[1987.86 --> 1988.64] Because you've already brought him. |
[1988.64 --> 1990.56] No, he's already playing a couple times a week. |
[1990.66 --> 1990.68] I wanted to make sure... |
[1990.68 --> 1991.28] I knew that. |
[1991.36 --> 1996.78] I wanted to get that out of you so the Twitch chat knows that you're not just being with, like, that kind of dad. |
[1996.98 --> 1997.12] Yeah. |
[1997.20 --> 1998.50] He's already playing a couple times a week. |
[1998.56 --> 1999.22] He likes it. |
[1999.42 --> 1999.58] Yeah. |
[1999.58 --> 2002.16] I also fully expect him to be better at martial arts than me. |
[2002.34 --> 2006.58] Although, by the time he gets, like, a... |
[2006.58 --> 2007.90] Oh, shoot. |
[2007.96 --> 2010.62] This is going to happen sooner than I had sort of thought about. |
[2010.72 --> 2014.54] But by the time he hits, like, 9 or 10 and he hits sort of, like, red-brown belt, |
[2014.64 --> 2018.14] I'm probably going to have to try and get back into it so I don't get past too quickly there. |
[2018.28 --> 2019.04] But, yeah. |
[2019.16 --> 2021.62] I fully expect him to be better than me at everything. |
[2021.74 --> 2023.02] If he's not, then I've failed as a parent. |
[2023.08 --> 2023.72] Because that's your job. |
[2024.70 --> 2026.38] Can I be, like, a boss along the way? |
[2027.10 --> 2027.72] A boss? |
[2027.96 --> 2028.22] Yeah. |
[2028.88 --> 2032.72] I think he's probably going to be quite a bit smaller than you forever. |
[2034.22 --> 2035.24] Have you seen his mother? |
[2035.44 --> 2036.32] But he'll be more skilled. |
[2036.60 --> 2037.30] He'll be more skilled. |
[2037.30 --> 2041.00] He'll be, like, the light character that you choose on the fighter screen. |
[2041.02 --> 2049.62] The funny thing about that is there's a reason that, like, the UFC doesn't have heavyweights fight lightweights. |
[2050.46 --> 2050.56] Okay. |
[2050.56 --> 2053.66] Chun-Li wouldn't actually stand a chance against Blanca. |
[2054.48 --> 2058.08] But the little dude that teaches me jiu-jitsu can kick my butt. |
[2059.28 --> 2060.26] So that's a thing. |
[2060.56 --> 2060.90] Okay. |
[2061.52 --> 2062.22] Eventually I'll get there. |
[2062.22 --> 2066.90] With that said, if you weren't jiu-jitsu-ing and you just went for a football tackle, |
[2067.46 --> 2069.40] does that still go down that way? |
[2069.52 --> 2070.18] Probably not. |
[2071.04 --> 2072.30] He's a very nice guy. |
[2072.60 --> 2072.74] Okay. |
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