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[1649.98 --> 1651.82] So I take, I take three sets in a row. |
[1651.88 --> 1653.60] And he's, like, oh, I almost beat you. |
[1654.54 --> 1659.12] Literally, like, two weeks later, he, he sweeps me. |
[1659.86 --> 1662.86] And I'm, like, is this petty? |
[1663.48 --> 1664.14] You know what? |
[1664.16 --> 1664.56] I don't care. |
[1664.70 --> 1665.10] Rematch. |
[1665.72 --> 1666.68] I ask for a rematch. |
[1666.68 --> 1670.42] I ask my five-year-old son for a rematch. |
[1670.42 --> 1674.06] He beats me again. |
[1674.40 --> 1675.20] Three straight. |
[1675.98 --> 1677.38] Three straight again. |
[1677.38 --> 1686.64] I don't even feel bad about him kicking my ass at Wii boxing. |
[1686.96 --> 1691.18] Because Wii boxing is, quite frankly, just who can flail the best. |
[1691.36 --> 1694.54] And I'll, like, I'll play against him and I'll, like, try and time punches. |
[1694.70 --> 1697.32] And it's just, like, come on! |
[1697.40 --> 1698.48] It's better to flail. |
[1698.62 --> 1699.84] Like, it's actually better to flail. |
[1699.90 --> 1700.58] And it's so funny. |
[1700.66 --> 1702.98] The way he plays it is so funny. |
[1702.98 --> 1705.32] I have a video of him doing this that I'm saving for his wedding. |
[1706.22 --> 1711.04] But instead of just, like, going like this, he gets his whole body going. |
[1711.42 --> 1712.98] And it's just, like... |
[1712.98 --> 1721.84] So the kid, the kid will, like, he'll come out of playing a couple games of Wii boxing, like, drenched. |
[1722.18 --> 1723.60] And I'm, like, wow, this is great. |
[1723.60 --> 1728.64] Because the whole idea behind the Wii was that it was more physical. |
[1728.88 --> 1729.24] Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
[1729.32 --> 1734.94] Until, like, jackasses like me figured out that they could play Twilight Princess like this. |
[1735.12 --> 1735.32] Yeah. |
[1737.66 --> 1738.26] You know? |
[1738.94 --> 1742.84] And, like, yeah, I'm still joystick waggling or whatever, but I'm not moving. |
[1743.04 --> 1743.68] Yeah, yeah. |
[1745.06 --> 1747.80] So I can still kick his butt at golf. |
[1748.54 --> 1750.20] I can still crush him at bowling. |
[1750.26 --> 1751.80] I actually almost got a perfect game. |
[1751.80 --> 1752.62] Ooh. |
[1752.90 --> 1757.10] I missed one pin on the first one, which made me feel a lot better. |
[1757.58 --> 1760.92] Then all strikes through to the end, and then I missed one pin on the end. |
[1760.98 --> 1763.26] So I'm actually really glad I missed that one pin at the beginning, |
[1763.34 --> 1766.56] because otherwise that one at the end would have destroyed me as a person. |
[1768.04 --> 1769.44] Yeah, Wii U Sports Club. |
[1770.00 --> 1771.50] Oh, is there a Wii U one? |
[1771.70 --> 1771.90] Yeah. |
[1771.96 --> 1772.58] Oh, okay, cool. |
[1773.02 --> 1773.90] Maybe I should get a Wii U. |
[1774.50 --> 1775.48] It's probably cheap. |
[1775.94 --> 1776.30] Yeah. |
[1777.62 --> 1779.48] And then what's the last game? |
[1779.48 --> 1782.64] Oh, the baseball on the Wii is just stupid. |
[1783.44 --> 1788.30] Like, yeah, he beat me at baseball, but, like, baseball is just a matter of, like, who luckily |
[1788.30 --> 1793.52] connects with a pitch, because as soon as a human is pitching, you could just throw all |
[1793.52 --> 1795.26] the cheapest garbage, and it's, like, unhittable. |
[1795.42 --> 1797.00] Do you have the improved sensors? |
[1797.22 --> 1797.72] I don't. |
[1798.06 --> 1798.44] Oh, okay. |
[1798.44 --> 1801.74] I don't think Wii Sports is Wii Motion Plus compatible, though, so I don't think it matters. |
[1802.42 --> 1802.54] Yeah. |
[1802.54 --> 1808.66] The Wii U controllers have it built in, and they're the same size as the default controllers. |
[1808.84 --> 1809.16] Oh, okay. |
[1809.16 --> 1809.96] Which is kind of nice. |
[1810.16 --> 1810.36] Cool. |
[1810.90 --> 1815.50] And I believe all Wii U games work with it, because it's the default controller. |
[1815.64 --> 1815.84] Yeah. |
[1816.00 --> 1816.26] Okay. |
[1816.26 --> 1821.08] Well, maybe I'll get a Wii U at some point, but anyway, that was my confession. |
[1821.48 --> 1822.58] It actually happened. |
[1823.04 --> 1824.84] I was actually trying. |
[1824.96 --> 1825.18] Already. |
[1825.18 --> 1825.86] Not just trying. |
[1826.00 --> 1826.28] Already. |
[1826.40 --> 1829.96] Like, I was hitting cheap shots that I knew he didn't know about. |
[1830.26 --> 1835.98] This is like playing, like, NHLPA 94 and doing wraparounds on the bottom. |
[1836.08 --> 1836.70] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
[1836.78 --> 1838.42] When someone else doesn't know about it. |
[1838.50 --> 1839.38] Like, that is... |
[1839.38 --> 1840.14] To be fair... |
[1840.14 --> 1841.32] That's how I was playing. |
[1841.44 --> 1844.12] Wraparounds are pretty easy to, like, pick up on if someone's doing it to you. |
[1844.12 --> 1844.60] Yeah. |
[1844.72 --> 1845.08] But, yeah. |
[1846.14 --> 1846.96] Dude, man. |
[1847.14 --> 1847.92] Like, I... |
[1847.92 --> 1849.72] That's pretty rough. |
[1849.92 --> 1850.30] Yeah. |
[1851.18 --> 1857.20] What is the number one game that would hurt for him to be better than you at? |
[1857.86 --> 1860.30] You know, I'm not really that good at anything. |
[1861.80 --> 1866.00] Like, there's games where I just really wouldn't expect him to ever be better than me. |
[1866.14 --> 1868.20] Like, I don't think he'll ever be better at a side-scroller. |
[1868.50 --> 1868.64] Yeah. |
[1868.66 --> 1870.18] Just because that genre is not really popular. |
[1870.52 --> 1872.46] Like, modern side-scrollers, what, like, Trine? |
[1872.90 --> 1874.40] Like, that's not a... |
[1874.40 --> 1875.28] Yeah, not so much. |
[1875.36 --> 1875.92] Like, I... |
[1875.92 --> 1878.66] There's some, like, really niche, like, ultra-hardcore... |
[1878.66 --> 1882.58] Yeah, like, you could argue the Super Meat Boy is a modern-ish side-scroller. |
[1882.70 --> 1884.24] But even that's, like, years old. |
[1884.24 --> 1886.00] And, like, it's a dying... |
[1886.00 --> 1886.32] It's... |
[1886.32 --> 1887.32] It was like a... |
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