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[3496.28 --> 3497.24] You shouldn't buy one.
[3497.58 --> 3498.76] Wait, you should do a video on it.
[3498.76 --> 3499.54] You should contact them.
[3499.72 --> 3499.98] Seriously.
[3500.10 --> 3501.06] Or is it Lightning Bikes?
[3501.18 --> 3501.34] No.
[3501.44 --> 3502.20] Is it Lightning Motorcycles?
[3502.20 --> 3503.00] Yeah, there we go.
[3503.86 --> 3506.78] So, I actually have reached out to them.
[3506.84 --> 3507.06] Good.
[3507.22 --> 3508.58] Since we last talked about it.
[3509.12 --> 3511.98] And I have arranged for a test ride.
[3512.12 --> 3512.44] Nice.
[3512.66 --> 3512.90] Yep.
[3513.14 --> 3514.78] Not to buy one, just like for a video.
[3514.94 --> 3515.04] Yeah?
[3516.86 --> 3519.22] I told them I was considering buying one.
[3519.80 --> 3520.80] Are you filming it?
[3521.84 --> 3522.64] You should film it.
[3522.64 --> 3522.78] I don't know.
[3522.84 --> 3523.28] Maybe not.
[3523.54 --> 3523.98] Wow.
[3524.06 --> 3524.40] I don't know.
[3524.40 --> 3524.78] Why not?
[3524.86 --> 3525.86] It's a really cool bike.
[3526.26 --> 3527.48] It's electric and stuff.
[3527.60 --> 3528.00] It's techie.
[3528.10 --> 3529.26] Do you think I should film it?
[3529.38 --> 3530.04] I think so.
[3530.18 --> 3530.52] I don't know.
[3530.54 --> 3531.34] Should we straw poll it?
[3531.48 --> 3531.66] Yeah.
[3532.06 --> 3532.86] They're just going to say yes.
[3532.86 --> 3533.48] We could straw poll.
[3533.54 --> 3533.66] Yeah.
[3533.72 --> 3534.70] They're the WAN show audience.
[3534.70 --> 3534.88] Yeah.
[3534.96 --> 3539.16] Like, if we told them, should we make a video of me and Luke just eating our boogers for,
[3539.30 --> 3540.08] like, six minutes?
[3540.56 --> 3543.54] Like, seeing who can harvest the most booger.
[3543.98 --> 3545.86] Like, they'd probably be into it.
[3547.10 --> 3551.42] Not that we're saying you guys don't have, you know, great taste.
[3553.32 --> 3555.30] The most discerning viewers.
[3556.58 --> 3558.72] But, oh, no, no, no, no.
[3558.80 --> 3559.82] Don't straw poll that.
[3560.06 --> 3560.50] Why not?
[3560.56 --> 3562.16] I want to test our theory.
[3562.86 --> 3563.56] Oh, okay.
[3563.64 --> 3565.02] Well, they're obviously going to say yes to the bike.
[3565.02 --> 3565.56] I'll do the other one.
[3565.62 --> 3565.76] Okay.
[3565.82 --> 3567.78] Just put it in the Twitch chat.
[3567.78 --> 3567.92] Okay.
[3567.92 --> 3569.08] Just put it in the Twitch chat.
[3569.16 --> 3570.08] Here, I'm screen sharing you.
[3570.08 --> 3570.88] The bike one is like.
[3570.88 --> 3571.66] I'm screen sharing you.
[3571.74 --> 3573.90] It's going to be no question at all.
[3573.92 --> 3575.12] Go back to your results.
[3578.24 --> 3580.30] A whole bunch of people in chat are saying boogers, yes.
[3580.30 --> 3584.52] Oh, dude.
[3584.52 --> 3586.62] Yes is at 80% right now.
[3587.26 --> 3589.16] 77, 79, 80.
[3589.30 --> 3590.06] We're holding on.
[3590.40 --> 3590.66] Okay.
[3590.74 --> 3593.86] So what we're going to find out here, because I'm about to post my poll.
[3593.86 --> 3594.60] It's okay.
[3595.36 --> 3599.54] Is if people would prefer boogers or bikes.
[3599.74 --> 3602.06] Boogers is holding on at 79% right now.
[3602.06 --> 3602.32] Okay.
[3602.36 --> 3602.64] Hold on.
[3602.68 --> 3603.88] I need a minute here.
[3603.88 --> 3606.78] Oh, that's because you're a bikes voter.
[3608.34 --> 3610.30] There's nothing wrong with being a bikes voter.
[3610.46 --> 3611.24] It's a good thing.
[3612.06 --> 3614.14] It's better than being a booger voter.
[3614.14 --> 3615.56] That's what you can keep telling yourself.
[3615.62 --> 3616.38] That's disgusting.
[3616.52 --> 3617.38] Who would watch that?
[3619.60 --> 3624.08] I mean, like, isn't like the popping pimple niche, like, huge on YouTube?
[3624.42 --> 3624.80] What?
[3625.04 --> 3625.44] No.
[3625.86 --> 3626.10] Yeah.
[3626.22 --> 3626.38] No.
[3626.54 --> 3626.80] Shut up.
[3626.88 --> 3627.32] I'm not serious, are you?
[3627.32 --> 3631.10] Like, weird, like, cysts and pimples and stuff is like a huge, millions of views.
[3631.10 --> 3632.08] Can you post that for me?
[3632.10 --> 3632.74] I'm not logged in.
[3632.74 --> 3634.58] You have got to be kidding me.
[3634.58 --> 3636.40] Oh, did you send it to me on Hangouts?
[3636.52 --> 3637.28] I thought so.
[3637.80 --> 3638.14] I tried.
[3638.24 --> 3639.02] Are you sharing?
[3639.64 --> 3640.02] Yes, sir.
[3640.58 --> 3641.30] Oh, hold on.
[3641.32 --> 3641.64] You know what?
[3641.66 --> 3642.40] I think I'm fine.
[3642.52 --> 3643.14] I'm logged in.
[3645.02 --> 3645.54] Hold on.