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[2649.40 --> 2649.64] Okay.
[2649.88 --> 2652.16] But we both agree no number change.
[2652.72 --> 2653.04] Yes.
[2653.42 --> 2655.60] I would have preferred if it was just all 1160s.
[2655.60 --> 2656.48] I'm fine with a suffix.
[2656.48 --> 2657.86] I don't actually care which one.
[2657.94 --> 2658.98] I'm down with a suffix.
[2659.24 --> 2659.66] Like...
[2659.66 --> 2661.22] I just don't want...
[2661.22 --> 2662.48] I don't like the number change.
[2662.48 --> 2667.48] The cynic in me feels like this was a meeting where they sat around thinking,
[2667.70 --> 2670.20] how do we make this sound like a huge quantum leap forward?
[2670.72 --> 2671.28] I know.
[2671.64 --> 2672.80] Let's go up by...
[2672.80 --> 2674.10] Let's ramp the first number up.
[2674.16 --> 2675.98] 10,000 rather than 1,000.
[2676.08 --> 2676.70] Or excuse me.
[2676.82 --> 2678.18] 1,000 rather than 100.
[2678.40 --> 2678.60] Yeah.
[2678.88 --> 2681.46] Like, honestly, that's what it sounds like to me.
[2681.64 --> 2681.88] Yeah.
[2683.48 --> 2684.70] Great, great...
[2684.70 --> 2685.14] That's silly.
[2685.24 --> 2686.68] Great post on the float plane chat.
[2687.02 --> 2689.76] Rayati says, I can almost count Luke's beard hairs.
[2691.14 --> 2691.46] So...
[2691.46 --> 2692.96] You got a trim, did you not?
[2693.12 --> 2693.42] Yeah.
[2694.80 --> 2696.08] How was that for you?
[2696.34 --> 2696.54] Okay.
[2696.64 --> 2699.98] So, if you guys didn't notice, my hair and beard were a little ridiculous for a while.
[2699.98 --> 2701.48] But you still kind of look ragged.
[2701.52 --> 2701.96] I know.
[2702.54 --> 2703.60] Which is the whole problem.
[2705.54 --> 2709.14] So, did you go to, like, the place next to the pho restaurant?
[2709.30 --> 2709.56] Okay.
[2709.62 --> 2712.72] So, there's a place I've been going to get my hair cut for actually years.
[2712.84 --> 2713.06] Yeah.
[2713.06 --> 2714.94] And we don't understand each other at all.
[2715.16 --> 2715.62] I started...
[2715.62 --> 2719.56] I went and I showed them a picture of Captain America in Captain America Winter Soldier.
[2719.90 --> 2720.76] And I was like, that.
[2721.48 --> 2722.64] And then they just did it.
[2723.12 --> 2724.10] And it was great.
[2724.18 --> 2725.24] And it always looked great.
[2725.32 --> 2727.56] And then every time it would be a new lady, I would just show her the same...
[2727.56 --> 2729.86] I would Google the same picture and just show her the same picture again.
[2730.08 --> 2731.54] It was always, like, slightly different.
[2731.66 --> 2734.00] But it was more or less great.
[2734.66 --> 2736.66] And then I grew it out for a really long time.
[2736.74 --> 2737.92] So, I wanted it to be slightly longer.
[2737.96 --> 2739.14] And I wanted to have a slightly longer beard.
[2739.62 --> 2744.00] And I went to this really fancy, bougie kind of place.
[2744.72 --> 2745.12] Bougie.
[2745.36 --> 2748.04] And spent way more money than I was comfortable with.
[2748.22 --> 2750.88] And got, like, a beard trim and a nice haircut.
[2751.48 --> 2756.56] And the whole time I was sitting there, I was like, I don't think this is going to be better at all.
[2757.06 --> 2762.66] And then I left and, like, got home and kind of looked at it closely and was like, I kind of look the same.
[2763.62 --> 2766.78] Just, like, ever so minorly cleaned up.
[2766.90 --> 2769.04] So, I'm probably going back to the ladies that I can't understand.
[2769.04 --> 2770.60] So, my hair looks like crap.
[2770.82 --> 2772.14] But it cost me, like, $11.
[2772.86 --> 2774.70] See, that's what my old haircut used to cost.
[2774.84 --> 2775.72] So, I'm going back there.
[2775.80 --> 2775.94] Yeah.
[2776.22 --> 2778.92] Actually, mine was particularly bad the last one.
[2779.32 --> 2780.58] So, guys, if you look.
[2780.96 --> 2783.76] So, I just got my haircut, I think, last weekend or something like that.
[2783.82 --> 2784.78] Or Monday or something.
[2784.92 --> 2785.28] Whatever.
[2785.38 --> 2785.74] It doesn't matter.
[2786.18 --> 2794.90] The point is, if you look at some of the most recent live stuff in particular, you'll probably be able to tell that this side was, like, noticeably longer.
[2795.08 --> 2797.58] Like, almost twice as long as this side up around the top.
[2797.66 --> 2801.38] And then I got the same hairdresser at The Great Clips when I went in just recently.
[2801.60 --> 2803.34] And she did the same thing.
[2803.82 --> 2805.80] So, I hate to be that guy.
[2806.02 --> 2807.28] I really hate it.
[2807.40 --> 2807.44] Me too.
[2807.44 --> 2808.84] But I was like, she was like, yeah.
[2808.92 --> 2809.72] So, she pulls out the mirror.
[2809.82 --> 2812.60] I'm like, hold on a minute with the mirror there for a sec.
[2813.20 --> 2816.26] Can we, can we, and I didn't say it like this.
[2816.34 --> 2820.30] But, like, can we have a look at how this side is, like.
[2820.46 --> 2824.38] And there's this excuse about how it, like, grows different ways on either side of my head.
[2824.42 --> 2824.86] And I'm like.
[2825.40 --> 2825.78] Don't care.
[2825.78 --> 2829.40] So, here's the fundamentals of how scissors work.
[2830.18 --> 2831.40] You take your fingers.
[2831.74 --> 2832.88] You go like this.
[2832.98 --> 2835.54] You pull it up straight away from the scalp.
[2835.76 --> 2837.06] And you slice it off.
[2837.42 --> 2838.66] You just didn't do it.
[2839.42 --> 2843.68] It had nothing to do with the direction my hair was growing.
[2843.76 --> 2844.88] So, here's how your job works.
[2844.88 --> 2847.58] It's like, I'm gonna let you finish, but.
[2847.62 --> 2847.96] Oof.
[2848.22 --> 2850.00] If I say that, can Kanye come after me?
[2850.12 --> 2850.26] Like.
[2850.32 --> 2850.70] Oh, maybe.
[2851.26 --> 2851.78] Who knows.