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[2851.90 --> 2853.60] Is being an asshole trademarkable? |
[2856.60 --> 2858.04] Cartman just has everything. |
[2858.04 --> 2864.12] You know, I think Trey Parker and Matt Stone would actually be cool about it, though. |
[2864.22 --> 2864.62] Probably. |
[2865.14 --> 2869.46] Have they ever gone after anyone for, like, memeing their jokes? |
[2869.98 --> 2871.98] I have never heard of that happening. |
[2872.48 --> 2872.74] Me neither. |
[2872.74 --> 2873.60] And I'm not surprised. |
[2873.84 --> 2875.56] It doesn't seem like a them thing. |
[2876.64 --> 2881.92] I'm sure if you, like, tried to make basically exactly one of their episodes, they would probably get cheesed. |
[2881.96 --> 2883.32] Yeah, they'd be pretty annoyed. |
[2883.58 --> 2887.44] But they'd be more likely to lampoon you on an episode. |
[2887.68 --> 2887.90] Yeah. |
[2889.04 --> 2889.76] I think. |
[2889.80 --> 2890.62] They don't have original ideas. |
[2892.74 --> 2897.00] So, let's do the iPad Pros topic because it's sort of the title. |
[2897.10 --> 2902.48] Otherwise, I probably wouldn't bother because Ed's giving me a ride home and he just, like, popped his head over here to see if we were done. |
[2903.24 --> 2905.20] This was posted by Street Guru on the forum. |
[2905.30 --> 2911.62] Apple has confirmed that some of their 2018 iPad Pros are shipping with a very slight bend in the aluminum chassis. |
[2911.70 --> 2912.92] That's an interesting wording for it. |
[2912.92 --> 2922.72] According to the company, this is a side effect of the device's manufacturing process and shouldn't worsen over time or negatively affect the flagship iPad's performance in any practical way. |
[2922.84 --> 2925.52] Apple does not consider it to be a defect. |
[2925.52 --> 2925.96] Sweet. |
[2925.96 --> 2926.08] Sweet. |
[2926.08 --> 2926.16] Sweet. |
[2926.16 --> 2934.18] The bend is a result of a cooling process involving the iPad Pros metal and plastic components. |
[2934.18 --> 2942.02] Both sides of the device can be affected and it seems to be more pronounced on the LTE model as there's a plastic strip that breaks up the iPad's flat aluminum sides. |
[2942.02 --> 2947.84] Some people have mentioned that the text on the full plane chat is a little bit small and hard to see if you have eye problems. |
[2949.04 --> 2950.40] Not a defect. |
[2951.78 --> 2952.50] Yeah. |
[2952.94 --> 2958.54] It's a side effect of the text rendering process. |
[2958.68 --> 2958.86] Yeah. |
[2959.12 --> 2966.66] As it's going from your keyboard to your browser and to other people's browsers, it may get smaller. |
[2966.90 --> 2971.06] It's just a part of our advanced manufacturing process. |
[2971.06 --> 2972.82] In all seriousness, though, that's great feedback. |
[2972.96 --> 2973.28] Thank you. |
[2973.40 --> 2973.92] Yeah, thank you. |
[2974.18 --> 2974.96] We'll work on that. |
[2975.44 --> 2985.96] So Apple says it has not seen a higher than normal return rate so far, but the only way for affected customers to return their iPads now that they've noticed that it's bent is within the 14-day return window. |
[2986.10 --> 2992.52] So it should be no problem to just buy six iPads, check for the flattest one, and return the other five, but we're not saying you should do that. |
[2994.36 --> 2996.12] We're not saying you should buy an iPad at all. |
[2996.12 --> 3001.58] Oh, yeah, because you could literally – you don't even have to just rapidly exchange. |
[3001.80 --> 3003.24] You could literally just buy a ton of them. |
[3003.44 --> 3003.60] Yeah. |
[3003.76 --> 3004.86] And then just – no, no, no, no, no. |
[3004.98 --> 3012.58] I mean, that's one of the reasons that electronics retailers can't take, like, open box processor returns without charging restocking fees. |
[3012.58 --> 3019.80] Because back in the day when overclocking was, like, kind of more of a thing, people would go and they would buy, like, 20, 30 processors. |
[3020.04 --> 3022.38] They would overclock them all, see which one could do it. |
[3022.78 --> 3023.46] Also bin checking. |
[3023.50 --> 3024.86] And then they'd keep really good ones. |
[3025.06 --> 3032.44] They would flip them on eBay or whatever, and then they'd just return the craptastic ones with open boxes and heat's, like, thermal compound all over them. |
[3032.44 --> 3032.72] Okay. |
[3033.44 --> 3033.88] Okay. |
[3034.42 --> 3035.96] So the last thing for today. |
[3037.02 --> 3039.52] I'm going to ltxexpo.com. |
[3039.66 --> 3040.70] We know it's redundant. |
[3041.22 --> 3042.02] We don't care. |
[3042.68 --> 3044.88] And I'm going to the updates page. |
[3045.18 --> 3046.16] Do you like the logo, by the way? |
[3046.88 --> 3047.10] Yeah. |
[3047.48 --> 3048.02] No, it's sharp. |
[3048.10 --> 3048.60] I like it a lot. |
[3048.94 --> 3050.82] Oh, do you like this logo being on the same page? |
[3051.56 --> 3053.84] Probably more than anyone could imagine. |
[3055.26 --> 3057.04] I'm actually so freaking excited. |
[3057.56 --> 3058.26] Oh, my God. |
[3058.26 --> 3061.16] You guys should sign up if you want to get this news, or you can just watch WAN Show because realistically – |
[3061.16 --> 3062.02] We'll talk about it every time. |
[3062.02 --> 3062.52] We're going to be talking about it. |
[3063.58 --> 3064.40] Explore Vancouver. |
[3064.76 --> 3068.26] Sterf posted an update on the blog, so we understand that – oh, wait. |
[3068.30 --> 3068.96] Do you have to click it? |
[3069.06 --> 3070.58] Oh, that's not actually that obvious. |
[3071.00 --> 3071.62] Oh, wow. |
[3071.78 --> 3073.28] There's work to be done on the blog. |
[3073.36 --> 3073.78] Oh, okay. |
[3073.98 --> 3074.18] Okay. |
[3074.70 --> 3081.30] So as part of our weekly plan, so we want to make sure that there's an update every week from now on. |
[3081.48 --> 3081.58] Nice. |
[3081.58 --> 3081.80] Something. |
[3081.80 --> 3082.02] I like it. |
[3082.50 --> 3083.20] So this time – |
[3083.20 --> 3084.84] Some booth being added, something going on. |
[3084.84 --> 3088.00] We don't really have anything huge to share on the blog. |
[3088.00 --> 3096.14] So because it's a two-day event this time, because Vancouver during the summer happens to just be a beautiful place to come and visit, |
[3096.64 --> 3102.32] and we know that it's hard to justify coming all the way out here just for a convention or something like that, |
[3102.64 --> 3108.70] we just wanted to post some fun and cool stuff to do here in the city that you guys can check out while you're here. |
[3108.80 --> 3111.52] Like, don't just make it a two-day in-and-out event. |
[3111.80 --> 3112.58] Come see our city. |
[3112.74 --> 3113.44] Come enjoy it. |
[3113.48 --> 3113.92] Stay for a bit. |
[3113.92 --> 3115.82] This is the Capilano Suspension Bridge. |
[3116.00 --> 3118.98] It's actually a really, like – it's a little bit hard to capture. |
[3119.22 --> 3120.48] It's a really wonderful experience. |
[3120.50 --> 3121.22] It's pretty sick. |
[3122.98 --> 3123.30] Sorry? |
[3123.52 --> 3124.32] I went there last week. |
[3124.54 --> 3125.08] Oh, did you really? |
[3125.22 --> 3125.40] Yeah. |
[3125.40 --> 3125.66] Oh, cool. |
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