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[2643.52 --> 2646.06] You turn on your air conditioning, it turns itself off. |
[2646.40 --> 2648.20] Is it because it's mad at you? |
[2648.64 --> 2651.00] You know, is it because you didn't pay your bill? |
[2651.12 --> 2651.64] Hard to know. |
[2651.64 --> 2654.74] You know, it's because you didn't ask please when you turned it on. |
[2654.94 --> 2655.80] It's very complicated. |
[2656.28 --> 2657.78] Wait, is this a reference to go please? |
[2657.86 --> 2659.12] Is that still working? |
[2659.36 --> 2660.66] Oh, no, that never worked. |
[2660.92 --> 2661.88] I don't know what that is. |
[2662.12 --> 2665.56] Never in your timeline probably only means like a decade and then it went out. |
[2665.72 --> 2666.58] Well, that's very suspicious. |
[2666.90 --> 2668.76] Is this the right past I'm talking to? |
[2668.88 --> 2669.58] How do I know? |
[2669.98 --> 2672.12] I better ask Lambda again to make sure. |
[2672.46 --> 2673.32] Yeah, ask Copilot. |
[2673.76 --> 2674.80] Oh, no, I can't ask Copilot. |
[2674.86 --> 2676.06] I'm supposed to be working right now. |
[2676.48 --> 2677.94] And here I am checking social media. |
[2677.94 --> 2686.36] Well, whatever timeline you're in or indeed any point in space, it's time for Unpopular Opinions. |
[2703.50 --> 2706.76] Okay, this is going to be very interesting hearing from the future. |
[2706.76 --> 2706.84] Yeah. |
[2707.20 --> 2709.62] Ron, do you have an Unpopular Opinion for us today? |
[2710.08 --> 2713.60] Oh, I think all I've had is Unpopular Opinions so far today. |
[2713.96 --> 2719.86] If any of those in your timeline seem to make any sense at all, then that's all I got. |
[2720.18 --> 2720.52] Oh, yeah. |
[2720.96 --> 2722.54] Natalie, do you have any Unpopular Opinions? |
[2723.04 --> 2723.44] Yes. |
[2723.70 --> 2723.98] Really? |
[2724.18 --> 2725.32] Coffee should not be sweet. |
[2725.88 --> 2727.14] Oh, yeah. |
[2727.28 --> 2728.48] I think I'm with you on this. |
[2728.88 --> 2730.66] Do you still have coffee in the future, Ron? |
[2730.74 --> 2731.26] No, no. |
[2731.30 --> 2732.26] We have Coffium, though. |
[2732.60 --> 2732.96] Coffium. |
[2732.96 --> 2740.02] Yeah, Coffium, it tastes just like coffee, except it's from yeast and some kind of other additives and caffeine, of course. |
[2740.14 --> 2740.74] It's not as caffeine. |
[2741.78 --> 2742.64] It sounds all right. |
[2742.82 --> 2743.32] Is it sweet? |
[2743.52 --> 2744.22] No, it's not sweet. |
[2744.58 --> 2745.68] It's kind of more like... |
[2745.68 --> 2747.08] Well, it sounds like the Opinion works. |
[2747.12 --> 2751.66] It's a little bit more like Vegemite, but with caffeine. |
[2752.22 --> 2752.44] Yeah. |
[2752.78 --> 2753.14] Marmite. |
[2753.24 --> 2753.94] It's not really good. |
[2753.94 --> 2755.80] Yeah, but okay. |
[2756.16 --> 2758.22] So, yeah, but Natalie, I think you might be right. |
[2758.40 --> 2760.26] But tell me, have you had it sweet recently? |
[2760.62 --> 2761.62] No, not recently. |
[2761.92 --> 2763.28] Right, but you have in the past. |
[2763.60 --> 2763.84] Yes. |
[2764.08 --> 2764.68] And... |
[2764.68 --> 2770.72] I think even when I started drinking coffee for a very short period, I would drink it sweet, but just... |
[2770.72 --> 2772.34] There's different types of coffee, you know. |
[2772.58 --> 2773.78] I don't know, Ron, if you remember. |
[2774.60 --> 2777.54] Well, the thing I keep amazing is you keep talking about sugar. |
[2777.84 --> 2781.12] They burned all the sugar when they did sugar coin. |
[2781.36 --> 2782.28] Must have smelled delicious. |
[2782.28 --> 2783.78] And then there was no sugar left. |
[2783.86 --> 2784.36] That was it. |
[2784.40 --> 2785.28] All the sugar was gone. |
[2785.68 --> 2786.52] Oh, just caramel. |
[2787.10 --> 2788.76] Yeah, I guess that probably... |
[2788.76 --> 2789.26] The rivers. |
[2789.56 --> 2790.56] Just rivers of caramel. |
[2791.08 --> 2791.70] That was it. |
[2791.82 --> 2792.04] Yeah. |
[2793.98 --> 2799.66] But I had a coffee recently, and I sweetened it just to try it, because I always drink it without sweetening it. |
[2800.00 --> 2801.30] And it was rubbish. |
[2801.96 --> 2803.22] I prefer it just... |
[2803.22 --> 2805.88] It's just honest and stark. |
[2806.12 --> 2807.40] You should try electric coffee. |
[2807.78 --> 2809.28] Our electric coffees are the best. |
[2809.48 --> 2809.78] Oh, yeah? |
[2810.00 --> 2810.56] What do you do? |
[2810.62 --> 2811.22] Download them? |
[2811.22 --> 2814.58] Yeah, you just hit the button, and you've had the coffee. |
[2815.04 --> 2816.04] They're kind of the same thing. |
[2816.20 --> 2817.04] You've already had it? |
[2817.20 --> 2817.44] Yeah. |
[2818.02 --> 2818.78] It's genius. |
[2819.16 --> 2820.70] What do you have the memory just put in? |
[2820.80 --> 2823.38] Is this what stands behind all those buy me coffee buttons? |
[2823.70 --> 2824.54] Yeah, exactly. |
[2825.20 --> 2826.28] That's where they end up. |
[2826.48 --> 2827.12] Oh, man. |
[2827.14 --> 2828.58] I was wondering all this time. |
[2829.04 --> 2830.76] Eventually, the messages get through. |
[2830.88 --> 2831.80] It just takes a while. |
[2832.24 --> 2835.06] All of a sudden, you're just like, coffee, coffee, coffee. |
[2835.40 --> 2835.70] It's great. |
[2835.78 --> 2836.86] So you don't get a coffee? |
[2836.86 --> 2841.12] Is it that you just feel like you've had one, or you have the memory of having a coffee just then? |
[2841.24 --> 2843.00] It's the experience of a coffee. |
[2843.32 --> 2844.96] I can't really define it more than that. |
[2845.04 --> 2845.34] Okay? |
[2845.56 --> 2849.12] It's sort of a quantia sort of thing, not really ineffable. |
[2849.62 --> 2849.98] Right. |
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