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[2849.98 --> 2853.98] That's a real thing, you know, in information theory.
[2854.54 --> 2854.80] Yeah.
[2855.22 --> 2855.78] Go on, then.
[2856.00 --> 2857.02] Do you want to talk more about it?
[2857.26 --> 2858.36] It could be your unpopular opinion.
[2858.66 --> 2865.30] Oh, my unpopular opinion is you people were way too afraid of AI in the past.
[2865.42 --> 2868.18] You should have been afraid of other humans a lot more.
[2868.94 --> 2871.22] That's my unpopular opinion from here in the future.
[2871.94 --> 2873.48] Some of my best friends are AIs.
[2874.94 --> 2875.88] They buy you coffee.
[2876.18 --> 2877.18] They send me a-
[2877.18 --> 2878.98] Downloadable coffee.
[2878.98 --> 2880.26] Just in an email.
[2880.52 --> 2881.06] Coffee I'm writing.
[2881.38 --> 2882.16] Just as an attachment.
[2882.40 --> 2883.82] What's the mime type for that?
[2884.46 --> 2890.34] Well, there actually was an RFC for the coffee pot protocol.
[2890.46 --> 2890.90] Was there?
[2891.04 --> 2891.90] Oh, yes.
[2892.26 --> 2896.14] And I believe at some point the AIs discovered that, and they thought,
[2896.38 --> 2901.24] wow, humans really must care about coffee if they've made a whole internet protocol just about it.
[2901.24 --> 2901.64] Yeah.
[2901.88 --> 2909.06] I think it's RFC 2324, Hypertext Coffee Pot Control Protocol.
[2909.50 --> 2909.90] Exactly.
[2910.36 --> 2915.64] So they interpreted that as that was one of the more important parts of human civilization to completely automate.
[2916.36 --> 2916.66] So-
[2916.66 --> 2918.12] It's a fair point, to be fair.
[2918.12 --> 2923.94] So actually, quite a few people have a coffee port installed by the time they hit like seven years old.
[2924.02 --> 2925.42] I've basically got one of those.
[2925.74 --> 2925.96] Yeah.
[2926.36 --> 2928.38] So a lot of things haven't really changed that much.
[2929.62 --> 2930.52] Sounds good, though.
[2930.84 --> 2933.72] Is HTTP status 418 still a thing?
[2934.22 --> 2937.90] Does it still tell you you're a teapot or it's a teapot?
[2938.02 --> 2938.30] Oh, no.
[2938.36 --> 2939.00] There's no tea.
[2939.24 --> 2939.88] There's only coffee.
[2939.98 --> 2943.56] So it was changed, basically, the HTTP status to I'm a coffee?
[2943.90 --> 2945.28] No, there was never such a protocol.
[2945.88 --> 2946.24] Okay.
[2946.58 --> 2947.20] Sorry I asked.
[2947.28 --> 2947.98] I did not mean to.
[2948.06 --> 2952.34] Now that we don't have an internet wayback machine, we don't have any way to tell whether
[2952.34 --> 2953.50] or not there ever was.
[2953.66 --> 2954.26] Well, you don't need one.
[2954.34 --> 2956.46] We could just go on a website now and send it to you.
[2956.60 --> 2957.00] Save us.
[2957.06 --> 2959.40] You're on that page and save us, and it'll make the folder.
[2959.66 --> 2963.94] And then all the loads of files inside, you know, and the index page goes alongside the folder.
[2963.94 --> 2966.62] No, I can't receive files from the past.
[2966.82 --> 2969.02] I haven't already downloaded in the past.
[2969.16 --> 2971.58] We could leave files from you here, could we?
[2971.88 --> 2973.30] Wait, does that make sense?
[2973.56 --> 2977.04] What, the whole episode or just that bit?
[2977.12 --> 2978.04] Did you just do NFTs?
[2978.28 --> 2978.74] No, no.
[2978.88 --> 2981.32] It ended up you had to pay people for them.
[2981.92 --> 2984.60] They ended up going negative, like negative interest rates.
[2984.66 --> 2985.74] They went to negative values.
[2985.84 --> 2987.80] All of a sudden, people are like, you want to own the NFT?
[2987.96 --> 2988.62] I need some money.
[2988.78 --> 2990.94] And it was like, oh, what a mess.
[2991.74 --> 2992.76] Yeah, no one saw that coming.
[2993.06 --> 2994.54] NFTs ended up being a debt.
[2994.90 --> 2995.68] That would be interesting.
[2995.68 --> 3002.20] But the one thing that was cool is musicians started actually selling downloadable archives of audio.
[3002.66 --> 3005.82] And people would like download them and listen to them.
[3005.90 --> 3007.60] It was kind of amazing.
[3007.86 --> 3008.66] Sounds weird.
[3009.00 --> 3011.42] But then all of a sudden, all of the robot orchestras took over.
[3011.64 --> 3012.54] They're going to be good.
[3012.54 --> 3019.10] Look, a human DJ had a physical limit of, let's just say, 48 hours straight.
[3019.22 --> 3019.40] Yeah.
[3019.80 --> 3020.12] Okay.
[3020.54 --> 3025.78] Whereas a robot DJ could get, like, they could play a 120-hour set.
[3026.14 --> 3026.82] No problem.
[3027.14 --> 3030.02] I mean, what human could keep up with that, I ask you?
[3030.62 --> 3031.86] Some of the Berlin DJs?
[3032.02 --> 3033.64] I thought that's all DJs did anyway.
[3033.64 --> 3044.34] I think that some of those humans downloaded themselves into those first robotic DJs just so that they would have the stamina to reach that level of dance floor completion.
[3044.78 --> 3047.86] I've often wondered that about DJs, human DJs anyway.
[3048.24 --> 3050.48] They just, you're making the robots do it now.
[3050.70 --> 3052.02] They're just playing stuff on their laptop.
[3052.18 --> 3053.70] I don't know what they're doing.
[3054.88 --> 3055.86] Never understood it.
[3055.92 --> 3057.82] But, you know, I don't want to have a go at DJs.
[3057.84 --> 3058.90] I'm sure it is very skilled.
[3059.06 --> 3060.00] Please don't write in.
[3060.24 --> 3060.78] Oh, no, no.
[3060.84 --> 3062.34] That was the only music left.
[3062.34 --> 3068.74] If you don't play at least five different songs at the same time in the future, like, people can't even hear the music.
[3069.90 --> 3070.90] It's just too boring.
[3071.76 --> 3071.96] Yeah.
[3072.32 --> 3073.48] It's a tension span, isn't it?
[3073.64 --> 3074.76] We don't have a lot of time.
[3074.82 --> 3075.24] You know it.
[3075.36 --> 3079.84] In a one-minute song, you've got to pack in at least eight or nine different samples.
[3080.40 --> 3082.12] That's the trend in the future of music.
[3082.44 --> 3083.06] Sounds efficient.
[3083.28 --> 3084.46] Sounds not bad.