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[1621.38 --> 1628.80] Hey friends, this episode is brought to you by my friends and potentially your friends
[1628.80 --> 1630.02] too at FireHydrant.
[1630.22 --> 1634.14] And I'm here with Robert Ross, founder and CEO of FireHydrant.
[1634.28 --> 1639.32] And Robert, there are several options out there for incident management, but what is it that
[1639.32 --> 1640.82] makes FireHydrant different?
[1640.82 --> 1645.64] The reason that we think that FireHydrant is on to something is because we're meeting
[1645.64 --> 1647.16] companies really where they are.
[1647.44 --> 1652.56] We face the same problems that every company in the industry that is building and releasing
[1652.56 --> 1654.42] software is also facing.
[1654.80 --> 1659.68] So where you want people to be able to sign up for FireHydrant and immediately be able
[1659.68 --> 1665.60] to kick off an incident using the best practices that we've built and we've experienced and have
[1665.60 --> 1668.16] gathered through the other amazing customers that use our tool.
[1668.16 --> 1673.26] It really is a very quick time to value and we want people to have a long jump from where
[1673.26 --> 1676.72] they are to where they want to be in incident management.
[1677.30 --> 1677.60] I love it.
[1677.66 --> 1678.20] Thank you, Robert.
[1678.48 --> 1683.60] Small teams up to 10 people can get started for free with all FireHydrant features included.
[1683.74 --> 1685.46] There's no credit card required to sign up.
[1685.80 --> 1687.48] They are making it too easy to get started.
[1687.68 --> 1690.38] So check them out at FireHydrant.com.
[1690.38 --> 1693.00] Again, FireHydrant.com.
[1698.16 --> 1714.06] Have we got any more horror stories?
[1714.30 --> 1717.26] Oh, by the way, this campfire's warm, isn't it?
[1717.26 --> 1720.50] So we'll probably put an effect of a campfire over the top.
[1720.78 --> 1723.02] So just pretend we're all gathered around a campfire.
[1723.12 --> 1724.46] Oh, what do you think of the campfire, Johnny?
[1725.12 --> 1725.42] Sure.
[1725.42 --> 1725.86] Yeah.
[1726.08 --> 1726.34] Yeah.
[1726.56 --> 1727.04] That's how about it.
[1727.76 --> 1729.24] I'm convinced by that performance, Johnny.
[1730.08 --> 1731.84] Have you done actual theater?
[1732.00 --> 1732.10] Have you?
[1732.20 --> 1733.88] Because what about you, Chris?
[1734.14 --> 1735.06] What do you think of the fire?
[1735.20 --> 1735.98] It's cozy, isn't it?
[1736.54 --> 1736.86] Sure.
[1737.82 --> 1738.14] Okay.
[1739.38 --> 1740.36] Crackly warm fire.
[1740.48 --> 1742.14] We don't have any marshmallows, so it's not as good.
[1742.20 --> 1742.50] Don't we?
[1742.62 --> 1743.48] It's imaginary land.
[1743.68 --> 1744.44] It's podcast land.
[1744.78 --> 1745.56] You can have anything you want.
[1745.62 --> 1746.16] Check this out.
[1746.24 --> 1746.72] What's this?
[1746.84 --> 1747.10] Look.
[1747.34 --> 1748.12] Look at your face.
[1748.74 --> 1749.04] Look.
[1749.14 --> 1749.80] It's marshmallows.
[1750.74 --> 1751.98] Natalie, what do you think of the fire?
[1753.34 --> 1754.58] Shouldn't be burning servers.
[1754.58 --> 1756.24] No, it shouldn't be burning servers.
[1756.54 --> 1759.42] No, this is a fire that doesn't actually release any carbon.
[1759.80 --> 1760.40] It's a good fire.
[1760.94 --> 1762.64] It's basically my GPU over here.
[1762.64 --> 1763.02] He's like, oh, my God.
[1765.04 --> 1766.58] It's the sound of my cooking.
[1766.86 --> 1767.70] It's a money fire.
[1767.86 --> 1768.60] My electric bill.
[1769.24 --> 1770.70] It's some old Intel Macs.
[1770.76 --> 1774.34] You know, we just turned them on, open Slack, and now they've made us a nice fire.
[1774.50 --> 1774.92] It's good.
[1774.92 --> 1778.96] Just have Slack and a regular expression running.
[1779.34 --> 1781.34] That'll generate enough heat to cook your marshmallow.
[1782.38 --> 1784.42] And those fans can definitely fly us somewhere.
[1784.64 --> 1786.80] We could all go visit Matt in the UK.
[1787.34 --> 1787.66] Yeah.
[1787.94 --> 1790.72] I mean, make sure you do go through proper passport control.
[1790.88 --> 1793.76] Don't just fly in at any point because that's illegal.
[1793.76 --> 1796.00] But if you, yeah, otherwise do, please visit.
[1796.08 --> 1796.90] We'd love to have you.
[1797.52 --> 1803.22] Yeah, I remember talking about hot CPUs, the CPU hot program that I used to have on an Amiga.
[1803.52 --> 1805.80] And basically run it and it just made your CPU hot.
[1806.44 --> 1808.14] And that was a program that you could have.
[1808.18 --> 1810.64] It was on like a front of a magazine for some reason.
[1811.22 --> 1811.84] What's that doing?
[1812.58 --> 1814.36] Someone wrote another infinite loop.
[1814.96 --> 1815.66] Yeah, there you go.
[1815.66 --> 1823.82] They've turned their horror story into a big success story because they got on a magazine cover with a floppy disk.
[1825.08 --> 1825.62] Interesting.
[1825.62 --> 1834.48] Now with the energy costs going up here in Europe, all the heaters are becoming more expensive because people assume they will not have gas to hit their house.
[1835.24 --> 1839.36] Many houses have this, apartment buildings have this systems with gas, right?
[1839.68 --> 1844.82] So you buy like electrical heaters to warm the place in case you might need that.
[1845.08 --> 1846.52] So they become really expensive.
[1846.66 --> 1849.18] So really what you're saying is that all you need is an old computer.
[1849.36 --> 1849.60] Yeah.
[1849.72 --> 1851.18] Which is probably cheaper at this point.
[1851.18 --> 1854.52] I bet we see a spike in the downloads of Slack in that area.
[1854.52 --> 1857.22] Or that CPU hot.
[1857.62 --> 1859.90] How many Electron apps can I install on one machine?
[1861.52 --> 1861.92] Okay.
[1862.04 --> 1865.44] Has anybody got any other horror stories?
[1866.84 --> 1867.32] I've got more.
[1867.52 --> 1870.02] I've got one which is something that's kind of triggering.
[1870.26 --> 1872.92] I don't know if anyone else has got sort of triggers from being horrified.
[1873.30 --> 1877.28] One of my old bosses used to come to me and if he started the sentence with,
[1877.28 --> 1878.64] what do you know about?
[1879.16 --> 1881.24] Then I knew immediately it was downhill.
[1881.70 --> 1883.92] It's like, what do you know about Perl?