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**Kris Brandow:** It's just you. |
**Mat Ryer:** You're not saying the d. |
**Johnny Boursiquot:** It's just you, Mat... |
**Erik St. Martin:** Two hundredth... |
**Mat Ryer:** Two hundreDTH. You've gotta say that d. |
**Kris Brandow:** Two hundreth. |
**Johnny Boursiquot:** Nope. Still wrong, Mat. |
**Carlisia Thompson:** Even I can. |
**Johnny Boursiquot:** There's no d there, what is wrong with you? |
**Mat Ryer:** Is it not? |
**Natalie Pistunovich:** Two hundreth? |
**Mark Bates:** You could say it's ten score, if you really wanted to... \[laughter\] It's an alternate way of getting you the same way, the same math... |
**Mat Ryer:** I can say that. I wish I'd thought of that. |
**Johnny Boursiquot:** He's been in graduate school for too long... |
**Mark Bates:** I'm trying to bring score back. You know, two score and five... I don't mind admitting that. |
**Erik St. Martin:** Two score in four episodes ago... \[laughter\] |
**Johnny Boursiquot:** Fortnightly... Yeah, you'll listen to this episode in a fortnightly time period... \[laughter\] |
**Mark Bates:** Isn't it a fun language...? |
**Mat Ryer:** Oh, isn't it? Yeah, I've had lots of fun... |
**Mark Bates:** \[unintelligible 00:23:24.27\] fortnight, that's for sure. |
**Jerod Santo:** Last but not least, we have episode 202, where Kris, Natalie and Ian Lopshire discussed maintaining ourselves, but also IKEA and Thanos... Wild. |
**Kris Brandow:** Yeah, that lamp didn't fit with the decor because it's like a bad lamp. It's because you didn't buy a lamp that fit with the rest of the stuff. You've gotta buy things that fit together. |
**Natalie Pistunovich:** Yup. Yup. |
**Kris Brandow:** Man, my statements are not ending in questions... \[laughs\] |
**Natalie Pistunovich:** \[23:59\] But they're so wholesome and so true that you just find yourself nodding, like "Yes, absolutely." |
**Kris Brandow:** Yeah, I feel like this is like "Kris just talks to the world, with Ian and Natalie bringing up really good points." |
**Natalie Pistunovich:** \[laughs\] Well, if anybody is listening to this and is gonna build the IKEA equivalent of software - hi. We're happy to inspire you. |
**Kris Brandow:** Yes. |
**Natalie Pistunovich:** Please make it reverse-compatible. I have a very old kitchen in this apartment, and it doesn't fit the new door, so... Please make it reverse-compatible more. |
**Kris Brandow:** So my first question is "Do either of you find meetings to be productive?" |
**Ian Lopshire:** I would say maybe one in ten. One in ten meetings is productive. |
**Natalie Pistunovich:** \[laughs\] Can you predict, Ian, if a meeting is gonna be productive or not? |
**Natalie Pistunovich:** Oh, definitely. Is there more than three people in it? Then no, it's not productive. \[laughter\] It's a good rule, I think. |
**Natalie Pistunovich:** Yeah. |
**Natalie Pistunovich:** You know, we missed this episode -- I just realized, we missed the Thanos joke. All things perfectly balanced, as they should be. |
**Ian Lopshire:** Delete half the code. |
**Natalie Pistunovich:** Yeah. |
**Kris Brandow:** \[laughs\] That is the solution to most of the problems. Just delete half of it. |
**Natalie Pistunovich:** I think I saw somewhere an open source project that is called Thanos that does exactly that, it randomly deletes 50% of your code. \[laughter\] |
**Kris Brandow:** I mean, you could probably on a lot of codebases delete half of the tests and that would make up for half of the code in it. Or delete the tests and it'd make up for most of the code in the codebase. |
**Ian Lopshire:** I would say most of our codebases are more test code than real code. |
**Kris Brandow:** Yeah... |
**Natalie Pistunovich:** Something that deletes randomly 50% of your backlog. |
**Kris Brandow:** Oh, that sounds like fun. |
**Ian Lopshire:** I like that one. |
**Natalie Pistunovich:** \[laughs\] |
**Ian Lopshire:** Have you guys seen GitHub's thing where it automatically writes code for you? You can stub out a function and -- |
**Natalie Pistunovich:** Codex, yeah. |
**Ian Lopshire:** I bet there could be a Thanos snap version of that, where it looks at everything and then simplifies it down to like half(ish). |
**Natalie Pistunovich:** Interesting. |
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