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Because some relationships don't work out.
Why don't some couples go to the gym?
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An impasta.
What do you call a fake noodle?
102
You put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
103
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
104
An investi-gator.
What do you call an alligator detective?
105
It was two tired.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
106
Nothing, they just waved.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
107
Because they're a fungi.
Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?
108
Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
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A gummy bear.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
110
Because it had too many problems.
Why was the math book sad?
111
They don't have the guts.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
112
A cornfield.
What has ears but cannot hear?
113
Supplies!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
114
Because they make up everything.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
115
To talk to the other side.
Why did the chicken go to the séance?
116
Igloos it together.
How does a penguin build its house?
117
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
118
A carrot.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
119
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
How do you catch a squirrel?
120
They'd crack each other up.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
121
A stick.
What's brown and sticky?
122
Nice belt!
What did the 0 say to the 8?
123
They don't have the guts.
Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
124
Ten-tickles.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
125
An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
126
It was two-tired.
Why did the bicycle collapse?
127
An impasta.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
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Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?
129
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
130
Because it was framed.
Why did the picture go to jail?
131
A stick.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
132
It got mugged.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
133
Snowballs.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
134
It was two-tired.
Why did the bicycle stand by itself?
135
A waist of time.
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
136
Because he was always spotted.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
137
You look for fresh prints.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
138
Because they might peel.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
139
A-Dell.
What do you call a computer that sings?
140
It over swept.
Why was the broom late?
141
A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cats?
142
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
143
Nothing, but it let out a little wine.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
144
They don't have the guts.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
145
Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
146
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
147
Roberto.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
148
A puddle.
What do you call a snowman in July?
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In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
150
A thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
151
Toad.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
152
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
153
A king fish.
What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
154
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the tomato turn red?
155
A satisfactory.
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
156
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
157
Every morning you'll rise and shine!
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
158
Tooth-hurty.
What's the best time to go to the dentist?
159
A stick.
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
160
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
161
A nervous wreck.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
162
A carrot.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
163
Because it was two tired.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
164
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
165
You put a boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
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Because it had too many problems.
Why did the math book look so sad?
167
Nacho cheese.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
168
You look flushed.
What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
169
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
170
They don't have the guts.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
171
A towel.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
172
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
173
For holding up a pair of pants.
Why was the belt sent to jail?
174
Roberto.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
175
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
176
Dam.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
177
A two-knee fish.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
178
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
179
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
How do you catch a squirrel?
180
Because she will let it go.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
181
Spoiled milk.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
182
Because they make up everything.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
183
An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
184
Igloos it together.
How does a penguin build its house?
185
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the tomato turn red?
186
A bed.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
187
A thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
188
Because it felt crummy.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
189
An impasta.
What do you call a fake noodle?
190
An investigator.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
191
Because they're a fungi.
Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?
192
It was two tired.
Why did the bicycle collapse?
193
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
194
He let out a little wine.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
195
A waist of time.
What do you call a belt made of watches?
196
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
197
Nice belt!
What did the zero say to the eight?
198
To go with the traffic jam.
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
199
A stick.
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?