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They'd crack each other up.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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A carrot.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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Put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
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It got mugged.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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Computer chips.
What's a computer’s favorite snack?
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An irrelephant.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
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It left its Windows open.
Why was the computer cold?
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For holding up a pair of pants.
Why was the belt arrested?
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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
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Because every play has a cast.
Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?
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You planet.
How do you organize a space party?
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A Dell.
What do you call a singing laptop?
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Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
Why can't you play cards on a small boat?
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An orca-stra.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?
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They have no body to go with.
Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?
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Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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You boil the hell out of it.
How do you make holy water?
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Tweethearts.
What do you call two birds in love?
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Because they are shellfish.
Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
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An impasta.
What do you call a fake noodle?
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Because they use honeycombs.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
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Holy guacamole.
What do you call an avocado that’s been blessed?
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In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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Supplies!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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Because they make up everything.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore?
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I’ll meet you at the corner.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
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Because it had too many problems.
Why was the math book sad?
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An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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Sneakers.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
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Because his parents were in a jam.
Why was the strawberry sad?
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A gummy bear.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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Because they are two-tired.
Why do bicycles fall over?
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Nothing, it just waved.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
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Because they might peel.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
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A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cats?
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Put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
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They don't have the guts.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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Pick a cod, any cod.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
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A carrot.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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Because it had too many problems.
Why was the math book always worried?
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A satisfactory.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the tomato turn red?
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They don't have the guts.
Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
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A carrot.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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You planet.
How do you organize a space party?
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Because it had too many problems.
Why was the math book sad?
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They'd crack each other up.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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An investigator.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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It was two tired.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Climb a tree and act like a nut.
How do you catch a squirrel?
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Because they might peel.
Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
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A cornfield.
What has ears but cannot hear?
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An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
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Prime mates.
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
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Because he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
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A stick.
What's brown and sticky?
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Because some relationships don't work out.
Why don't some couples go to the gym?
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An impasta.
What do you call a fake noodle?
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Because they don't know the words.
Why do bees hum?
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Bison.
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
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Nacho cheese.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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Because he was always spotted.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
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Fsh.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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A waist of time.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
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Igloos it together.
How does a penguin build its house?
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Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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Roberto.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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It was two-tired.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cats?
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It got mugged.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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Because it was soda pressing.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
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A labracadabrador.
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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Because it was framed.
Why did the picture go to jail?
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Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
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Tooth-hurty.
What's the best time to go to the dentist?
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Because it was two tired.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Stay here, I’m going on ahead.
What did one hat say to the other?
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Put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
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Because of all its problems.
Why did the math book look sad?
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Supplies!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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Because they make up everything.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
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B.
What do you call a bear with no ears?
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Because the 'P' is silent.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
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An irrelephant.
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
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Because it was two-tired.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
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In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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A king fish.
What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
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Because it was framed.
Why did the picture go to jail?
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A stick.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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It got mugged.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
295
Snowballs.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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It was two-tired.
Why did the bicycle stand by itself?
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A waist of time.
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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Because he was always spotted.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
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You look for fresh prints.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?