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800
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In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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801
|
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
|
How do you catch a squirrel?
|
802
|
An investigator.
|
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
|
803
|
Because he was outstanding in his field.
|
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
|
804
|
A tunee fish.
|
What do you call a fish with two knees?
|
805
|
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
|
806
|
A bulldozer.
|
What do you call a sleeping bull?
|
807
|
He let out a little wine.
|
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
|
808
|
In case he got a hole in one.
|
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
|
809
|
An impasta.
|
What do you call fake spaghetti?
|
810
|
You put a little boogie in it.
|
How do you make a tissue dance?
|
811
|
A carrot.
|
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
|
812
|
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
|
What did one hat say to the other?
|
813
|
Because it was framed.
|
Why did the picture go to jail?
|
814
|
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
|
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
|
815
|
They'd crack each other up.
|
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
|
816
|
An abdominal snowman.
|
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
|
817
|
Because it saw the salad dressing.
|
Why did the tomato turn red?
|
818
|
A gummy bear.
|
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
|
819
|
They don't have the guts.
|
Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
|
820
|
A cornfield.
|
What has ears but cannot hear?
|
821
|
Bison.
|
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
|
822
|
A meowtain.
|
What do you call a pile of cats?
|
823
|
Because it had too many problems.
|
Why was the math book sad?
|
824
|
A waist of time.
|
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
|
825
|
In case he got a hole in one.
|
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
|
826
|
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
|
How do you catch a squirrel?
|
827
|
An investigator.
|
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
|
828
|
Because he was outstanding in his field.
|
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
|
829
|
A tunee fish.
|
What do you call a fish with two knees?
|
830
|
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
|
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
|
831
|
A bulldozer.
|
What do you call a sleeping bull?
|
832
|
He let out a little wine.
|
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
|
833
|
In case he got a hole in one.
|
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
|
834
|
An impasta.
|
What do you call fake spaghetti?
|
835
|
You put a little boogie in it.
|
How do you make a tissue dance?
|
836
|
A carrot.
|
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
|
837
|
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
|
What did one hat say to the other?
|
838
|
Because it was framed.
|
Why did the picture go to jail?
|
839
|
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
|
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
|
840
|
They'd crack each other up.
|
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
|
841
|
An abdominal snowman.
|
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
|
842
|
Because it saw the salad dressing.
|
Why did the tomato turn red?
|
843
|
A gummy bear.
|
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
|
844
|
They don't have the guts.
|
Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
|
845
|
A cornfield.
|
What has ears but cannot hear?
|
846
|
Bison.
|
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
|
847
|
A meowtain.
|
What do you call a pile of cats?
|
848
|
Because it had too many problems.
|
Why was the math book sad?
|
849
|
A waist of time.
|
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
|
850
|
In case he got a hole in one.
|
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
|
851
|
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
|
How do you catch a squirrel?
|
852
|
An investigator.
|
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
|
853
|
Because he was outstanding in his field.
|
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
|
854
|
A tunee fish.
|
What do you call a fish with two knees?
|
855
|
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
|
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
|
856
|
A bulldozer.
|
What do you call a sleeping bull?
|
857
|
He let out a little wine.
|
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
|
858
|
In case he got a hole in one.
|
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
|
859
|
An impasta.
|
What do you call fake spaghetti?
|
860
|
You put a little boogie in it.
|
How do you make a tissue dance?
|
861
|
A carrot.
|
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
|
862
|
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
|
What did one hat say to the other?
|
863
|
Because it was framed.
|
Why did the picture go to jail?
|
864
|
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
|
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
|
865
|
They'd crack each other up.
|
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
|
866
|
An abdominal snowman.
|
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
|
867
|
Because it saw the salad dressing.
|
Why did the tomato turn red?
|
868
|
A gummy bear.
|
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
|
869
|
They don't have the guts.
|
Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
|
870
|
A cornfield.
|
What has ears but cannot hear?
|
871
|
Bison.
|
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
|
872
|
A meowtain.
|
What do you call a pile of cats?
|
873
|
Because it had too many problems.
|
Why was the math book sad?
|
874
|
A waist of time.
|
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
|
875
|
In case he got a hole in one.
|
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
|
876
|
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
|
How do you catch a squirrel?
|
877
|
An investigator.
|
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
|
878
|
Because he was outstanding in his field.
|
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
|
879
|
A tunee fish.
|
What do you call a fish with two knees?
|
880
|
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
|
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
|
881
|
A bulldozer.
|
What do you call a sleeping bull?
|
882
|
He let out a little wine.
|
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
|
883
|
In case he got a hole in one.
|
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
|
884
|
An impasta.
|
What do you call fake spaghetti?
|
885
|
You put a little boogie in it.
|
How do you make a tissue dance?
|
886
|
A carrot.
|
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
|
887
|
Stay here; I'm going on ahead.
|
What did one hat say to the other?
|
888
|
Because it was framed.
|
Why did the picture go to jail?
|
889
|
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
|
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
|
890
|
They'd crack each other up.
|
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
|
891
|
An abdominal snowman.
|
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
|
892
|
Because it saw the salad dressing.
|
Why did the tomato turn red?
|
893
|
A gummy bear.
|
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
|
894
|
They don't have the guts.
|
Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
|
895
|
A cornfield.
|
What has ears but cannot hear?
|
896
|
Bison.
|
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
|
897
|
A meowtain.
|
What do you call a pile of cats?
|
898
|
Because it had too many problems.
|
Why was the math book sad?
|
899
|
A waist of time.
|
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
|
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