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Not every Philadelphian is a belligerent Swiss cheese-fucking dock worker in a XXXXXL Chase Utley shirt.
Not every Philadelphian is a belligerent Swiss cheese-
fucking dock worker in a XXXXXL Chase Utley shirt.
87,601
Ever since Chuck Heston damned those dirty apes, we've been mesmerized by the zombies and mutants that will one day rule us.
Ever since Chuck Heston damned those dirty apes, we've been
mesmerized by the zombies and mutants that will one day rule us.
87,602
It is narrow, and of uniform size in the body of the penis, measuring about 6 mm in diameter; it is dilated behind, within the bulb, and again anteriorly within the glans penis, where it forms the fossa navicularis urethrae.
It is narrow, and of uniform size in the body of the penis, measuring about 6 mm in diameter; it
is dilated behind, within the bulb, and again anteriorly within the glans penis, where it forms the fossa navicularis urethrae.
87,603
Ray is still MIA, no more pizza emergencies, but now he is sick, stupid healthcare.
Ray is still MIA, no more pizza emergencies
, but now he is sick, stupid healthcare.
87,604
Sluts are in this narrow sense unlovable, not to mention unfit to marry.
Sluts are in this narrow sense unlovable
, not to mention unfit to marry.
87,605
God is pissed off and he’s going to shove a lightning bolt right down your throat.
God is pissed off and he’s going to
shove a lightning bolt right down your throat.
87,606
A new woman has come forward claiming that she was raped by Harvey Weinstein.
A new woman has come forward claiming
that she was raped by Harvey Weinstein.
87,607
I knew it was going to be one of those things where I’d have to start at the bottom, making all of the coffee runs, taking shit from all of the old-timers.
I knew it was going to be one of those things where I’d have to start at the
bottom, making all of the coffee runs, taking shit from all of the old-timers.
87,608
“No doubt he’d have a fantastic one-liner about what a bunch of fucking knobheads we are.”
“No doubt he’d have a fantastic one-liner
about what a bunch of fucking knobheads we are.”
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It is either stupid or malicious if one disgraces the country in the name of patriotism," the officer noted.
It is either stupid or malicious if one disgraces the country
in the name of patriotism," the officer noted.
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plays a cubicle drone whose employer is so utterly awful, so inescapably sadistic that Bateman begins to contemplate murder.
plays a cubicle drone whose employer is so utterly awful
, so inescapably sadistic that Bateman begins to contemplate murder.
87,611
When you have all your eggs in one planetary basket, it’s only a matter of time before that basket gets kicked and then you’re fucked.
When you have all your eggs in one planetary basket, it’s only
a matter of time before that basket gets kicked and then you’re fucked.
87,612
If we can't get that silly bullshit dismissed, the money could be held up for days, weeks or months.
If we can't get that silly bullshit dismissed, the
money could be held up for days, weeks or months.
87,613
My girlfriend is so stupid she would probably nail polish right over it.
My girlfriend is so stupid she would
probably nail polish right over it.
87,614
Stop acting like you’re trash, and putting pictures of yourself on the Internet.
Stop acting like you’re trash, and
putting pictures of yourself on the Internet.
87,615
If we ever meet, you might notice my hand slip down the back of my trousers to caress my buttocks.
If we ever meet, you might notice my hand slip
down the back of my trousers to caress my buttocks.
87,616
Actually, Bannon did most of the talking, in an epic rant he humorously described as “Going Off the Rails,” beginning with an invitation for the Clintons to sue him for speaking frankly about their corruption because he would “love to do discovery on you collection of scumbags.”
Actually, Bannon did most of the talking, in an epic rant he humorously described as “Going Off the Rails,” beginning with an
invitation for the Clintons to sue him for speaking frankly about their corruption because he would “love to do discovery on you collection of scumbags.”
87,617
“Now, along with having great, fulfilling relationships with friends and family, Ryan’s built time into his healthy lifestyle to further improve his fucking self-awareness and concentration.
“Now, along with having great, fulfilling relationships with friends and family, Ryan’s
built time into his healthy lifestyle to further improve his fucking self-awareness and concentration.
87,618
Anogenital distance (AGD) is the distance from the midpoint of the anus to the genitalia, the underside of the scrotum or the vagina.
Anogenital distance (AGD) is the distance from the midpoint of the
anus to the genitalia, the underside of the scrotum or the vagina.
87,619
I hate this f******* city,” an officer wrote in the police report.
I hate this f*******
city,” an officer wrote in the police report.
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came into the outer edge of our lights and then quickly disappeared back into the black, we totally shit ourselves.
came into the outer edge of our lights and then quickly
disappeared back into the black, we totally shit ourselves.
87,621
It's known for stomach-turning "Bushtucker trials" in which celebs have to eat the likes of purified sheep testicles and bush-pig sperm.
It's known for stomach-turning "Bushtucker trials" in which celebs
have to eat the likes of purified sheep testicles and bush-pig sperm.
87,622
Attacks against the LGBT community make up an outsized proportion of hate crimes in the Unites States, doubling those against African Americans and surpassing those against Jews.
Attacks against the LGBT community make up an outsized proportion of hate crimes in
the Unites States, doubling those against African Americans and surpassing those against Jews.
87,623
Would you rather get a bullet to the head or five to the chest and bleed to death?
Would you rather get a bullet to the head
or five to the chest and bleed to death?
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And I hope that more and more officers are given the opportunity to kill these freaks.
And I hope that more and more officers
are given the opportunity to kill these freaks.
87,625
Lebrun's mother Moise Yolande, as well her children Marcus Jeanty, Marcel Jeanty and Kayla Jeanty were all killed
Lebrun's mother Moise Yolande, as well her children
Marcus Jeanty, Marcel Jeanty and Kayla Jeanty were all killed
87,626
He will be removed from society and spend the rest of his life in prison.
He will be removed from society and spend
the rest of his life in prison.
87,627
Indeed, in the affidavit, Blagojevich called Obama a "motherfucker" for wanting him to appoint an official that the governor either did not like or wouldn't receive money from.
Indeed, in the affidavit, Blagojevich called Obama a "motherfucker" for wanting him to
appoint an official that the governor either did not like or wouldn't receive money from.
87,628
When they say we want our America back well what the f*ck do they mean?
When they say we want our America back
well what the f*ck do they mean?
87,629
The people are not quite as stupid as they currently get credit for.
The people are not quite as stupid
as they currently get credit for.
87,630
The hardcore proponents of the road said she was a fool and a liar.
The hardcore proponents of the road said
she was a fool and a liar.
87,631
That, as James and Matt explain, means once again making music purely for the fun and the joy of it, and cutting out all the other crap.
That, as James and Matt explain, means once again making music purely for
the fun and the joy of it, and cutting out all the other crap.
87,632
The man who is Pablo noted that the Ghostbeaters “opened a can of worms” when they time traveled to save our powerful vagina, but “only ate one.”
The man who is Pablo noted that the Ghostbeaters “opened a can of worms”
when they time traveled to save our powerful vagina, but “only ate one.”
87,633
In response, Lesnar got in his face and told him “I don’t give a shit about your kids.”
In response, Lesnar got in his face and told him
“I don’t give a shit about your kids.”
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I hope he hasn’t buried it underneath a pile of semen-encrusted paper towels.
I hope he hasn’t buried it underneath
a pile of semen-encrusted paper towels.
87,635
Amongst all the shit that flies around lately – with focuses on trap, dubstep and all the styles in between its nice to find a group that stays within a genre they know they can absolutely destroy.
Amongst all the shit that flies around lately – with focuses on trap, dubstep and all the styles
in between its nice to find a group that stays within a genre they know they can absolutely destroy.
87,636
Pessimists think optimists are foolish, optimists think pessimists make themselves unnecessarily miserable.
Pessimists think optimists are foolish, optimists
think pessimists make themselves unnecessarily miserable.
87,637
He got snake excrement all over his hand and shoved his poo-covered hand right into Amber's donut-hole.
He got snake excrement all over his hand and shoved his
poo-covered hand right into Amber's donut-hole.
87,638
Truth is Blacks are no more or less guilty of this than Latin, Asian, or white communities.
Truth is Blacks are no more or less guilty of
this than Latin, Asian, or white communities.
87,639
When I’ve used dreams in games, they’ve usually either been obvious “your character is dreaming, probably so I can re-iterate some clues you missed the first time” dreams; “Holy shit!
When I’ve used dreams in games, they’ve usually either been obvious “your character is dreaming,
probably so I can re-iterate some clues you missed the first time” dreams; “Holy shit!
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Just saying “fuck off” ALWAYS, ALWAYS opens a can of worms that may or may not end in getting punched in the face, stalked home, or violently murdered.
Just saying “fuck off” ALWAYS, ALWAYS opens a can of worms that may or
may not end in getting punched in the face, stalked home, or violently murdered.
87,641
We are in a war with selfish, foolish & narcissistic rich people.
We are in a war with selfish
, foolish & narcissistic rich people.
87,642
The viruses are generally passed through genital contact, almost always as a result of vaginal, oral and anal sex.
The viruses are generally passed through genital contact, almost always
as a result of vaginal, oral and anal sex.
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They will be honoured by society and tell everyone, 'I killed a gay person.'
They will be honoured by society and tell everyone
, 'I killed a gay person.'
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rawdownloadcloneembedreportprint text 1.32 KB Pyrocynical broke into Freddy Fuckboy's Family Diner late into the night, craving that sweet foxy pirate ass.
rawdownloadcloneembedreportprint text 1.32 KB Pyrocynical broke into Freddy Fuckboy's Family Diner
late into the night, craving that sweet foxy pirate ass.
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Here’s the thing: the only way anyone is going to convince any number of Americans (beyond a certain cult-like core of tri-wheel and general weird car geeks, like myself) to buy a three-wheeled car is if that car is absolutely, unashamedly, dirt fucking cheap.
Here’s the thing: the only way anyone is going to convince any number of Americans (beyond a certain cult-like core of tri-wheel
and general weird car geeks, like myself) to buy a three-wheeled car is if that car is absolutely, unashamedly, dirt fucking cheap.
87,646
Headache prediction: ShangHai Major, are we going to eat shit in front of our door?!
Headache prediction: ShangHai Major, are we going
to eat shit in front of our door?!
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"You're fucking terrible and you're [unintelligible] bro," the woman says.
"You're fucking terrible and you're [
unintelligible] bro," the woman says.
87,648
A man introduced into his anus a live fish knownlocally as Piramboia.
A man introduced into his anus
a live fish knownlocally as Piramboia.
87,649
ESPN, in which a longtime employee of the Worldwide Leader, beset by looming layoffs and a spastic colon, finds herself pooping repeatedly in an office garbage can.
ESPN, in which a longtime employee of the Worldwide Leader, beset by looming
layoffs and a spastic colon, finds herself pooping repeatedly in an office garbage can.
87,650
And I've always wanted a gavel, because, well, they are really bad-ass.
And I've always wanted a gavel, because
, well, they are really bad-ass.
87,651
I had some shit to get through before I could proceed with the marker-work for this one.
I had some shit to get through before I could
proceed with the marker-work for this one.
87,652
West Texas country music festival Crude Fest leads to drunk man stabbed in butt
West Texas country music festival Crude Fest
leads to drunk man stabbed in butt
87,653
Friends of the suspect allege an undercover officer placed him in a chokehold and tackled him because the man told the policeman to “fuck off.”
Friends of the suspect allege an undercover officer placed him in a chokehold and
tackled him because the man told the policeman to “fuck off.”
87,654
Jaffe Talks About BJ Comments, Says Words Were Twisted, But Admits He Sucks at Self Control
Jaffe Talks About BJ Comments, Says Words Were
Twisted, But Admits He Sucks at Self Control
87,655
That’s a damn miracle, considering that just five years ago this was the worst franchise in baseball, and a way station for the damned.
That’s a damn miracle, considering that just five years ago this was
the worst franchise in baseball, and a way station for the damned.
87,656
If you listen closely to the video, you can hear all three of the hosts shitting themselves.
If you listen closely to the video, you
can hear all three of the hosts shitting themselves.
87,657
A few months back, I discussed the astronomical stupidity expressed whenever an evangelical tries to refute science.
A few months back, I discussed the astronomical
stupidity expressed whenever an evangelical tries to refute science.
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because the film ripped out my testicles, threw them at the screen, and then sang a song about it.
because the film ripped out my testicles, threw them at
the screen, and then sang a song about it.
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as she's bucking around so much with a finger up her bottom (and sometimes one tickling her G-spot in the front, too) that I can barely keep her clit in my mouth.
as she's bucking around so much with a finger up her bottom (and sometimes one tickling her
G-spot in the front, too) that I can barely keep her clit in my mouth.
87,660
Why Stanford Isn’t Really an Asshole, Just an Overly Sensitive Owl.
Why Stanford Isn’t Really an Asshole
, Just an Overly Sensitive Owl.
87,661
Mourn for science fiction films, which are getting progressively stupider
Mourn for science fiction films
, which are getting progressively stupider
87,662
My friend was outraged, and put the photo back up again soon after, daring the site to take it down while wondering what the hell some moron found so offensive about seven pairs of bare boobs covered in hearts.
My friend was outraged, and put the photo back up again soon after, daring the site to take it
down while wondering what the hell some moron found so offensive about seven pairs of bare boobs covered in hearts.
87,663
Using this knowledge, you can make some fucking spooky ass camps.
Using this knowledge, you can
make some fucking spooky ass camps.
87,664
Twenty-four men with a mean age of 57 who had an Erection Hardness Score (EHS) of 3 (score of 0 means “penis does not enlarge” and a score of 4 means “penis is completely hard and fully rigid”) were recruited for the study.
Twenty-four men with a mean age of 57 who had an Erection Hardness Score (EHS) of 3 (score of 0 means “
penis does not enlarge” and a score of 4 means “penis is completely hard and fully rigid”) were recruited for the study.
87,665
Grohl calls singer Ricky Wilson “Mr fucking celebrity TV judge” and adds: “If I was a fucking judge on that TV show and your band came up and played like that, you know what I would say?
Grohl calls singer Ricky Wilson “Mr fucking celebrity TV judge” and adds: “If I was a fucking
judge on that TV show and your band came up and played like that, you know what I would say?
87,666
Player’s should be prepared to die a lot in Long Live the Queen.
Player’s should be prepared to die
a lot in Long Live the Queen.
87,667
Now, I don’t know if this woman is crazy or just plain stupid, but Julie Edwards Hubbard definitely has issues.
Now, I don’t know if this woman is crazy or
just plain stupid, but Julie Edwards Hubbard definitely has issues.
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general and Windows in particular gets a lot of grief for being evil or stupid or may evil-stupid or whatever.
general and Windows in particular gets a lot of grief for
being evil or stupid or may evil-stupid or whatever.
87,669
When I have my stuff, I laugh and I'm, like, 'This is some sick shit, he'd love this.'
When I have my stuff, I laugh and I'm, like
, 'This is some sick shit, he'd love this.'
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Snoods fail to mention that Raven and or her family have set up a whole bunch to GoFundMes and other assorted bullshit to raise money for this moron.
Snoods fail to mention that Raven and or her family have set up a
whole bunch to GoFundMes and other assorted bullshit to raise money for this moron.
87,671
The mouth-breathing asshole or assholes behind this deserve a reluctant congrats: A+ trolling job, many headaches induced, ruined a lot of peoples' days, etc.
The mouth-breathing asshole or assholes behind this deserve a reluctant congrats: A+ trolling
job, many headaches induced, ruined a lot of peoples' days, etc.
87,672
As more and more journalists conflate commenting on stories they read elsewhere on the web with actual news gathering, Americans are becoming more and more stupid.
As more and more journalists conflate commenting on stories they read elsewhere on the
web with actual news gathering, Americans are becoming more and more stupid.
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When he sat down at his desk, the seat would still be warm from her arse.
When he sat down at his desk, the
seat would still be warm from her arse.
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I mean it’s your life and you can damn well do whatever the Fuck you want to do with it so why would you feel guilty for making a decision like that.
I mean it’s your life and you can damn well do whatever the Fuck you want
to do with it so why would you feel guilty for making a decision like that.
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To start with, B-schools are now accessible to only the engineers and those who can crack the CAT code through expensive coaching classes, which cracks the selection code -- a.k.a 3 Idiots.
To start with, B-schools are now accessible to only the engineers and those who can
crack the CAT code through expensive coaching classes, which cracks the selection code -- a.k.a 3 Idiots.
87,676
She has a crazy idea that he is only fetishizing me, using me and will murder me.
She has a crazy idea that he is only
fetishizing me, using me and will murder me.
87,677
“I’m a big stupid moron with a dumb beard and I would be the worst prime minister and I can’t even tie a shoelace,” said Mulcair at a fundraising event for Winnipeg Centre MP Pat Martin.
“I’m a big stupid moron with a dumb beard and I would be the worst prime minister and I
can’t even tie a shoelace,” said Mulcair at a fundraising event for Winnipeg Centre MP Pat Martin.
87,678
The customer's first name is "Ricardo," but it was misspelled as "Asshole."
The customer's first name is "Ricardo,
" but it was misspelled as "Asshole."
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I told you he wouldn’t stop and you agreed that it was fucked up.
I told you he wouldn’t stop and
you agreed that it was fucked up.
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Nerds who are incapable of running away simply nip off to the food court to rustle up a box to put over their head.
Nerds who are incapable of running away simply nip off to the
food court to rustle up a box to put over their head.
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All the big ideas aside, it’s also an ass-kicking and deeply listenable record, no matter which way you slice it.
All the big ideas aside, it’s also an ass-kicking
and deeply listenable record, no matter which way you slice it.
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Kill the idea that a person’s background effects the validity of their opinion. Let’s fucking talk about it in a rational way.
Kill the idea that a person’s background effects the validity of their
opinion. Let’s fucking talk about it in a rational way.
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Notorious examples involved a customer whose billing account name was changed to "Asshole" and another whose billing account name was changed to "Super Bitch."
Notorious examples involved a customer whose billing account name was changed to "Asshole
" and another whose billing account name was changed to "Super Bitch."
87,684
It fucked me up more than I thought it would and for deeper reasons than I thought it would.
It fucked me up more than I thought it would
and for deeper reasons than I thought it would.
87,685
It’s stupid, and it encourages a toxic mindset that ruins lives.
It’s stupid, and it encourages
a toxic mindset that ruins lives.
87,686
She has yet to see the dick in person—he seems terrified to pursue any real-life interaction.
She has yet to see the dick in person—
he seems terrified to pursue any real-life interaction.
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Everyone’s damaged and everyone’s getting fucked up, but 25 percent of all the subscriptions you can sell is still 25 percent.
Everyone’s damaged and everyone’s getting fucked up, but 25
percent of all the subscriptions you can sell is still 25 percent.
87,688
“Apparently, they are trying to set a new Guinness World record for the most 43-year-old drunk guys saying ‘What the fuck is this?’
“Apparently, they are trying to set a new Guinness World record for the
most 43-year-old drunk guys saying ‘What the fuck is this?’
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To all of the people who have a penis (a bio-cock) and who enjoy using it with other people:
To all of the people who have a penis (a bio
-cock) and who enjoy using it with other people:
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Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Sunday called on the country's Revolutionary Guards to mass-produce missiles, saying that Western expectations that Iran would limit its missile program were "stupid and idiotic."
Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Sunday called on the country's Revolutionary Guards to mass-produce
missiles, saying that Western expectations that Iran would limit its missile program were "stupid and idiotic."
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This is also the reason why it is such a nigger magnet, it gives them something to feel superior because it is basically acting like a nigger.
This is also the reason why it is such a nigger magnet, it
gives them something to feel superior because it is basically acting like a nigger.
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Yet all of this has just been eclipsed by news that another damn film is being made with the same damn name.
Yet all of this has just been eclipsed by news that
another damn film is being made with the same damn name.
87,693
"Go back to your own corrupt, rotten and totally incapable dirty Greece," the letter said.
"Go back to your own corrupt, rotten and
totally incapable dirty Greece," the letter said.
87,694
She has now expressed interest in meeting a man famous for having a bionic penis.
She has now expressed interest in meeting a
man famous for having a bionic penis.
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And then several days later you find out your dad has been sneaking into your room while you slept and has been sucking on your chest to make giant hickeys where your nipples should be.
And then several days later you find out your dad has been sneaking into your room while you
slept and has been sucking on your chest to make giant hickeys where your nipples should be.
87,696
For months, 16-year-old Angelina Alvarez of Costa Mesa, California, has heard the message loud and clear from Donald Trump: Mexicans are rapists and criminals; illegal immigrants should go home; infectious diseases are pouring across the border from Mexico.
For months, 16-year-old Angelina Alvarez of Costa Mesa, California, has heard the message loud and clear from Donald
Trump: Mexicans are rapists and criminals; illegal immigrants should go home; infectious diseases are pouring across the border from Mexico.
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How are you supposed to tell if it's really connecting with the intended's face and other vital organs, or just delivering the equivalent of love taps to their fat padded ass while they groan and make "Stop, stop!
How are you supposed to tell if it's really connecting with the intended's face and other vital organs, or
just delivering the equivalent of love taps to their fat padded ass while they groan and make "Stop, stop!
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With names like Get Your Ass in Nature, Bottomless Tour, Nudist Lover, Cheeky Guys, Naked Yoga Nebulae.
With names like Get Your Ass in Nature, Bottomless Tour
, Nudist Lover, Cheeky Guys, Naked Yoga Nebulae.
87,699
He reportedly showed his penis to a colleague, bought another a sex toy with an accompanying note about how he wanted to use it on her and had a secret button under his desk to lock his office door from the inside.
He reportedly showed his penis to a colleague, bought another a sex toy with an accompanying note about how he wanted
to use it on her and had a secret button under his desk to lock his office door from the inside.