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I spluttered because, like so many things connected to the Olympics and its sticky residue, bad shit is being presented as progressive, bright, shiny, desirable and good for you.
I spluttered because, like so many things connected to the Olympics and its sticky residue,
bad shit is being presented as progressive, bright, shiny, desirable and good for you.
87,701
Christie's comments this morning have all the earmarks of pandering to idiocy.
Christie's comments this morning have all
the earmarks of pandering to idiocy.
87,702
Within the last ten years, it has become a trend of the older generations to make fun of millennials for being entitled, lazy, stupid, and generally annoying.
Within the last ten years, it has become a trend of the older generations to
make fun of millennials for being entitled, lazy, stupid, and generally annoying.
87,703
'If you have a bowl of my cereal, you’re not going to get an erection in 20 minutes,' he explained to The Star .
'If you have a bowl of my cereal, you’re not going
to get an erection in 20 minutes,' he explained to The Star .
87,704
There is also an array of sexts so vulgarly composed as to make my mother’s uterus blush for having nourished such a filth demon.
There is also an array of sexts so vulgarly composed as to make
my mother’s uterus blush for having nourished such a filth demon.
87,705
In the ad, a woman encounters a black man whilst doing her laundry.
In the ad, a woman encounters
a black man whilst doing her laundry.
87,706
If you've driven across the US—or even across a state line or two—you've probably noticed that the roads you're driving on suck.
If you've driven across the US—or even across a state line
or two—you've probably noticed that the roads you're driving on suck.
87,707
Their comics are very simple, Paulsberg and Markswell talk about whatever the topic is for a brief number of panels, then Wolffox steps in to be a huge dick.
Their comics are very simple, Paulsberg and Markswell talk about whatever the topic is for
a brief number of panels, then Wolffox steps in to be a huge dick.
87,708
The comparison is stupid and abominable, even if you make it in more than 140 characters.
The comparison is stupid and abominable, even if
you make it in more than 140 characters.
87,709
Usually, it just serves to make the Punisher-wannabees among us look like total idiots.
Usually, it just serves to make the Punisher
-wannabees among us look like total idiots.
87,710
Without this setting flipped on, you're just a dork with an iPod on your wrist.
Without this setting flipped on, you're just
a dork with an iPod on your wrist.
87,711
What will he do if he dislocates his shoulder? This idiot of a father should think about what he’s doing."
What will he do if he dislocates his shoulder? This idiot
of a father should think about what he’s doing."
87,712
If the scavenging creature blundering around downstairs finds my hidey-hole, they’ll murder me or die trying, the same as all the other monsters gunning each other down outside.
If the scavenging creature blundering around downstairs finds my hidey-hole, they’ll murder me
or die trying, the same as all the other monsters gunning each other down outside.
87,713
I get that it's not Jimmy Fallon's job to tear down fascism but he had an opportunity and let it fly by so fuck him. — Cloudy Lemonade (@KarmineSA) September 16, 2016
I get that it's not Jimmy Fallon's job to tear down fascism but he had an opportunity
and let it fly by so fuck him. — Cloudy Lemonade (@KarmineSA) September 16, 2016
87,714
Prosecutors alleged she flashed a group of underage boys, allowed them to touch her breasts and performed a sex act on one of them.
Prosecutors alleged she flashed a group of underage boys, allowed them to
touch her breasts and performed a sex act on one of them.
87,715
The reason Hotz is telling me he's an idiot -- while dressed out of character, no less -- is that he set up test drives for reporters in Las Vegas without doing all of his homework.
The reason Hotz is telling me he's an idiot -- while dressed out of character, no less
-- is that he set up test drives for reporters in Las Vegas without doing all of his homework.
87,716
As Davidson made his way through the gloom, a man grabbed him from behind and said, “I need your badge right fucking now!
As Davidson made his way through the gloom, a man grabbed him
from behind and said, “I need your badge right fucking now!
87,717
Do you feel strongly about Harambe, the hapless gorilla executed by Cincinnati zoo to protect the life of the four-year old child Isaiah whose stupid, irresponsible parents allowed him to crawl into the gorilla’s pen?
Do you feel strongly about Harambe, the hapless gorilla executed by Cincinnati zoo to protect the life of the
four-year old child Isaiah whose stupid, irresponsible parents allowed him to crawl into the gorilla’s pen?
87,718
But according to Roseanne Barr, comedian Louis CK is a sexual predator that's been assaulting women as late as a FEW YEARS AGO.
But according to Roseanne Barr, comedian Louis CK is a sexual predator
that's been assaulting women as late as a FEW YEARS AGO.
87,719
Kevin Hart Sued By Fan Your Security Called Me 'Bitch, Pussy, Coward'
Kevin Hart Sued By Fan Your Security Called
Me 'Bitch, Pussy, Coward'
87,720
Jennifer Cruz for defacing port-a-johns throughout the Twentynine Palms area with pictures of vaginas and clitorises.
Jennifer Cruz for defacing port-a-johns throughout
the Twentynine Palms area with pictures of vaginas and clitorises.
87,721
Shawn reached out to us here to tell his story of the coward Daesh attack on Paris, he was mixing audio at FOH when these assholes came into the venue and started killing people.
Shawn reached out to us here to tell his story of the coward Daesh attack on Paris,
he was mixing audio at FOH when these assholes came into the venue and started killing people.
87,722
Muslims are “ragheads” and America should “kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.”
Muslims are “ragheads” and America should “
kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.”
87,723
Along with wearing a VR headset to look at porn, attendees also got to try out various sex toy contraptions, some of which are designed to simulate the sensation of grinding and groping of breasts.
Along with wearing a VR headset to look at porn, attendees also got to try out various sex
toy contraptions, some of which are designed to simulate the sensation of grinding and groping of breasts.
87,724
2016 marks the 25th anniversary of Flying Dog, and to celebrate, we are launching our newest addition to the family, Tropical Bitch.
2016 marks the 25th anniversary of Flying Dog, and to celebrate,
we are launching our newest addition to the family, Tropical Bitch.
87,725
That’s correct; I am calling out the Religious Right for helping to set the stage for the slaughter of Christians.
That’s correct; I am calling out the Religious Right
for helping to set the stage for the slaughter of Christians.
87,726
Fuck that PG13 shit, this is rated R Woverine bitch,” as Logan slice and dices a cholo gang.
Fuck that PG13 shit, this is rated R Woverine bitch
,” as Logan slice and dices a cholo gang.
87,727
A mother who’s being called Autumn Lily Speaker on Reddit was supposedly outraged when her daughter’s second-grade teacher refused to serve students a tray of vagina cookies.
A mother who’s being called Autumn Lily Speaker on Reddit was supposedly outraged when her
daughter’s second-grade teacher refused to serve students a tray of vagina cookies.
87,728
The CIA's Simple Sabotage Field Manual is a guide to “purposeful stupidity”
The CIA's Simple Sabotage Field Manual
is a guide to “purposeful stupidity”
87,729
These problems have set our generation back years and led us into a fruitless, childless existence that we can only escape with drinking games, Taco Bell breakfasts, gut-rotting drugs, and shitty cell-phone games.
These problems have set our generation back years and led us into a fruitless, childless existence that we can only
escape with drinking games, Taco Bell breakfasts, gut-rotting drugs, and shitty cell-phone games.
87,730
Working on it meant to spend a lot of time looking at the ingeneering of the Power Loader, and how putting that thing together must have been both a work of art and a monumental pain in the ass.
Working on it meant to spend a lot of time looking at the ingeneering of the Power Loader, and
how putting that thing together must have been both a work of art and a monumental pain in the ass.
87,731
If you've seen the movie Beetlejuice, the titular mischievous ghost (played by Michael "holy shit this guy used to be the biggest star in Hollywood?"
If you've seen the movie Beetlejuice, the titular mischievous ghost (played by
Michael "holy shit this guy used to be the biggest star in Hollywood?"
87,732
And then he started sucking on my nipples, hard, and I craved his mouth to increase the intensity, to make them hurt.
And then he started sucking on my nipples, hard, and I
craved his mouth to increase the intensity, to make them hurt.
87,733
Shit went down at SXSW with Mark Zuckerberg and Sarah Lacy in 2008.
Shit went down at SXSW with Mark
Zuckerberg and Sarah Lacy in 2008.
87,734
A woman sitting near me during Chris Christie’s speech Tuesday night said, not so quietly, “bitch should be in jail.”
A woman sitting near me during Chris Christie’s speech Tuesday night said
, not so quietly, “bitch should be in jail.”
87,735
Men are nothing but boorish flanks of meat, flogging about our planet trashing everything.
Men are nothing but boorish flanks of meat
, flogging about our planet trashing everything.
87,736
Would it bother you to see waiving teats where her ears should be?
Would it bother you to see waiving
teats where her ears should be?
87,737
2) Put your god damn user name in your real name area 3) Check your god damn elfster for questions from your santa More
2) Put your god damn user name in your real name area
3) Check your god damn elfster for questions from your santa More
87,738
I will overwhelm you with touch until you spread your legs in surrender, raise your hips to take me fully…
I will overwhelm you with touch until you spread your legs
in surrender, raise your hips to take me fully…
87,739
Those are the vagina right there,” said Perry, pointing at but not touching the labi majora, the visible protruding edges leading in to the vagina.
Those are the vagina right there,” said Perry, pointing at but not
touching the labi majora, the visible protruding edges leading in to the vagina.
87,740
Slam is pure brutality: none of the pagentry or larger-than-life personas of black metal, gimmicky costumes of neo-thrash or artsy nonsense of drone, stoner rock and all that, just CRUSHING FUCKING SLAMS.
Slam is pure brutality: none of the pagentry or larger-than-life personas of black metal, gimmicky
costumes of neo-thrash or artsy nonsense of drone, stoner rock and all that, just CRUSHING FUCKING SLAMS.
87,741
Bizarro-Batman (aka The World's Worst Detective) is a moronic buffoon who has to solve cases and fight crime despite having less IQ than teeth.
Bizarro-Batman (aka The World's Worst Detective) is a moronic buffoon
who has to solve cases and fight crime despite having less IQ than teeth.
87,742
Denying stupid rumours is fast becoming a full time job. — Omar Abdullah (@abdullah_omar) December 25, 2014 BJP had bagged 25 seats out of 87 in the state.
Denying stupid rumours is fast becoming a full time job. — Omar Abdullah (@abdullah_omar)
December 25, 2014 BJP had bagged 25 seats out of 87 in the state.
87,743
And a donkey came up … which was male, and I’m afraid tried to rape my horse.”
And a donkey came up … which was male,
and I’m afraid tried to rape my horse.”
87,744
Nimmo also targeted his abuse at Stella Creasy, the Labour MP for Walthamstow, with the message: "The things I cud do to u [smiley face]", and: "Dumb blond bitch".
Nimmo also targeted his abuse at Stella Creasy, the Labour MP for Walthamstow, with the message: "
The things I cud do to u [smiley face]", and: "Dumb blond bitch".
87,745
NFL great Fran Tarkenton says athletes who turn down an invitation to Trump's White House are "disrespectful" and "stupid" ... adding, "Nobody boycotted Obama 'cause he's black, did they?"
NFL great Fran Tarkenton says athletes who turn down an invitation to Trump's White House are "disrespectful"
and "stupid" ... adding, "Nobody boycotted Obama 'cause he's black, did they?"
87,746
I love rocks with the unconditional love that you lavish upon a newborn baby.
I love rocks with the unconditional love
that you lavish upon a newborn baby.
87,747
When Does Being a Jerk, or Just a Guy, Become Sexual Harassment?
When Does Being a Jerk, or
Just a Guy, Become Sexual Harassment?
87,748
"Welcome to a pseudo-intellectual analysis of The O.C., bitch!"—your instructors, on the day college finally becomes worth it.
"Welcome to a pseudo-intellectual analysis of The O.C.,
bitch!"—your instructors, on the day college finally becomes worth it.
87,749
“Because, can we all agree, Trump is definitely a child rapist?”
“Because, can we all agree,
Trump is definitely a child rapist?”
87,750
He was, according to reports, furiously masturbating on the plane.
He was, according to reports
, furiously masturbating on the plane.
87,751
A UNC J-School alum, Katherine Fitzgerald, saw this complete miss and decided it would be a great time to remind the world that Flint’s water crisis isn’t a joke…it’s a fucking crisis.
A UNC J-School alum, Katherine Fitzgerald, saw this complete miss and decided it would be a great
time to remind the world that Flint’s water crisis isn’t a joke…it’s a fucking crisis.
87,752
A SINGER told how Sir Richard Branson stuck his head in her boobs at a boozy party.
A SINGER told how Sir Richard Branson stuck his
head in her boobs at a boozy party.
87,753
Even if you don’t give a shit about making a pie crust you’ll watch this damn thing from start to finish.
Even if you don’t give a shit about making a pie
crust you’ll watch this damn thing from start to finish.
87,754
The original title Hitler chose was "Four and a Half Years of Struggle against Lies, Stupidity and Cowardice."
The original title Hitler chose was "Four and a Half
Years of Struggle against Lies, Stupidity and Cowardice."
87,755
Movies love to kill people, and actors love to die (preferably slowly and with a great close-up).
Movies love to kill people, and actors love to die
(preferably slowly and with a great close-up).
87,756
In one case, a 19-year-old German victim had fingers inserted into her body openings [vagina and anus].
In one case, a 19-year-old German victim had
fingers inserted into her body openings [vagina and anus].
87,757
Tom Logan, from Hatfield, said: “I don’t know who I hate most – the bank that sent my business to the wall while awarding huge bonuses to its failing management or the human sewage who have been pointing out what a fucking disgrace that is.
Tom Logan, from Hatfield, said: “I don’t know who I hate most – the bank that sent my business to
the wall while awarding huge bonuses to its failing management or the human sewage who have been pointing out what a fucking disgrace that is.
87,758
Nor is it clear why Officer Christopher Warren of Beavertown, Oregon decided to rape a six-year-old girl with a pencil.
Nor is it clear why Officer Christopher Warren of Beavertown, Oregon decided
to rape a six-year-old girl with a pencil.
87,759
He said, however, that the barangay officials and police authorities failed to find the carpenter's penis.Ilustrico's severed penis.
He said, however, that the barangay officials and police authorities
failed to find the carpenter's penis.Ilustrico's severed penis.
87,760
In the next couple of months the usual suspects are going to run pieces about whether or not you need to shave your legs, and they’ll trot out a bunch of half-baked reasons, half-truths and bullshit lore.
In the next couple of months the usual suspects are going to run pieces about whether or not you need to shave
your legs, and they’ll trot out a bunch of half-baked reasons, half-truths and bullshit lore.
87,761
We banter back and forth about the significance of being under 21 and growing up in the game: “I didn’t want anybody to listen to my shit and be like, “Yo, he sounds like this.”
We banter back and forth about the significance of being under 21 and growing up in the game: “I
didn’t want anybody to listen to my shit and be like, “Yo, he sounds like this.”
87,762
Chris Christie is a moron, why people still let that man near a microphone is beyond me, every time he speaks I can’t believe this man has any sort of power at all.
Chris Christie is a moron, why people still let that man near a microphone is beyond me
, every time he speaks I can’t believe this man has any sort of power at all.
87,763
Mum jokes she needs to get a 'designer vagina' after seeing daughter's rude drawing
Mum jokes she needs to get a '
designer vagina' after seeing daughter's rude drawing
87,764
"The victim also had lacerations to the left side of his groin and his penis had been scalped."
"The victim also had lacerations to the left side
of his groin and his penis had been scalped."
87,765
Four women have now come forward to accuse Franken of groping their butts or breasts.
Four women have now come forward to accuse
Franken of groping their butts or breasts.
87,766
She premised her advice by noting “one thing middle America could do is to realize that no educated person wants to live in a shithole with stupid people.
She premised her advice by noting “one thing middle America could do is to
realize that no educated person wants to live in a shithole with stupid people.
87,767
But the penis grows and “becomes lively” after the woman of the house covers it in herbs and wraps it in linen.
But the penis grows and “becomes lively” after the woman
of the house covers it in herbs and wraps it in linen.
87,768
It's evil, it's stupid, it's a waste of your time, and it's time to block the channel so that you're never tempted to give them your money ever again.
It's evil, it's stupid, it's a waste of your time, and it's
time to block the channel so that you're never tempted to give them your money ever again.
87,769
We invented this shit and all these other cocksuckers are getting’ rich off it.
We invented this shit and all these other
cocksuckers are getting’ rich off it.
87,770
This is perhaps a stupid confession coming from someone who works for Gizmodo, Jezebel’s tech-oriented sister site, but I am too lazy to keep up to date with all of the Snaps.
This is perhaps a stupid confession coming from someone who works for Gizmodo, Jezebel’s tech-oriented
sister site, but I am too lazy to keep up to date with all of the Snaps.
87,771
There is a line from the Oscar-winning movie Forrest Gump that sums up the Progressive toady quite nicely: “Stupid is as stupid does.”
There is a line from the Oscar-winning movie Forrest Gump that sums
up the Progressive toady quite nicely: “Stupid is as stupid does.”
87,772
Ang Lee, the story goes, spent some time thinking about the question, and then he looked the questioner in the eye and then offered this explanation: "Because if his pants came off, you'd see his cock."
Ang Lee, the story goes, spent some time thinking about the question, and then he looked the questioner in
the eye and then offered this explanation: "Because if his pants came off, you'd see his cock."
87,773
Problem is, he and his cosmic colleagues suck at that sophisticated kind of coding.
Problem is, he and his cosmic colleagues
suck at that sophisticated kind of coding.
87,774
“Operation Centurion” is the latest in a series of UKBA arrest-and-deportation schemes designed to make the UK a shitty place to be for illegal immigrants.
“Operation Centurion” is the latest in a series of UKBA arrest-and-
deportation schemes designed to make the UK a shitty place to be for illegal immigrants.
87,775
In fact, one of the first pieces I came across in the search was an XOJane essay called Why Do I Become a Walking Vagina the Week Before My Period?
In fact, one of the first pieces I came across in the search was an
XOJane essay called Why Do I Become a Walking Vagina the Week Before My Period?
87,776
‘BRASH, UGLY AND DISGUSTINGLY UNCARING’: KMART’S JOE BOXER CHRISTMAS AD IGNITES CONTROVERSY!
‘BRASH, UGLY AND DISGUSTINGLY UNCARING’:
KMART’S JOE BOXER CHRISTMAS AD IGNITES CONTROVERSY!
87,777
There’s always someone who’s all “have you tried [obvious shit]?”
There’s always someone who’s all “
have you tried [obvious shit]?”
87,778
Some idiot would see one of the exhibits and immediately think, ‘Dude, I can totally jump that ditch and play with the animals’.
Some idiot would see one of the exhibits and immediately think, ‘Dude
, I can totally jump that ditch and play with the animals’.
87,779
Louisiana’s managed to hatch politicians so terminally stupid they make the Army Corps of Engineers look competent.
Louisiana’s managed to hatch politicians so terminally stupid
they make the Army Corps of Engineers look competent.
87,780
Right-wing social-media aggregator Twitchy chronicled the outrage of both liberal and conservative users calling bullshit on Seder’s exit.
Right-wing social-media aggregator Twitchy chronicled the outrage of
both liberal and conservative users calling bullshit on Seder’s exit.
87,781
Where other politicians can feel carefully scripted and focus grouped, Trump usually doesn’t give a shit.
Where other politicians can feel carefully scripted and focus
grouped, Trump usually doesn’t give a shit.
87,782
The idea that Nazis and people who oppose Nazis are somehow equatable is the most batshit fucking crazy shit I've ever fucking heard. — Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) August 16, 2017
The idea that Nazis and people who oppose Nazis are somehow equatable is the most batshit fucking
crazy shit I've ever fucking heard. — Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) August 16, 2017
87,783
MANILA, Philippines – President-elect Rodrigo Duterte, in a press conference on May 31, said that journalists are legitimate targets of assassination “if you're a son of a bitch.”
MANILA, Philippines – President-elect Rodrigo Duterte, in a press conference on May 31,
said that journalists are legitimate targets of assassination “if you're a son of a bitch.”
87,784
I don't always go for the rudest female variant of the genitalia where the Premier League chief executive is concerned: occasionally I consider the situation and rule that Richard has been a prick.
I don't always go for the rudest female variant of the genitalia where the Premier League chief
executive is concerned: occasionally I consider the situation and rule that Richard has been a prick.
87,785
I remonstrated that such a vehicle was more likely to be owned by a man with a miniscule penis, desperate for attention, and that I would submit a formal complaint to building management if the guards couldn’t curtail the needlessly noisy revving.
I remonstrated that such a vehicle was more likely to be owned by a man with a miniscule penis, desperate for attention
, and that I would submit a formal complaint to building management if the guards couldn’t curtail the needlessly noisy revving.
87,786
€ She was annoyed that someone had made it look like she tweeted, “€œuncleTom fag @nero needs to get his racist ss out my mentions.
€ She was annoyed that someone had made it look like she tweeted,
“€œuncleTom fag @nero needs to get his racist ss out my mentions.
87,787
But other times, the opposite happens—you see a striking cover that knocks you on your ass so hard that you have no choice but to dump your wallet out and buy a copy, only to play it and hear what a clunker it actually is.
But other times, the opposite happens—you see a striking cover that knocks you on your ass so hard that you have no
choice but to dump your wallet out and buy a copy, only to play it and hear what a clunker it actually is.
87,788
Yes, the internet is full of funny pictures of cats, stupid hashtags and nonsensical memes.
Yes, the internet is full of funny pictures
of cats, stupid hashtags and nonsensical memes.
87,789
She claimed the drunk man tried to rape and kill her on an early Mumbai train
She claimed the drunk man tried to rape
and kill her on an early Mumbai train
87,790
Donald Trump, Pope Francis HAAAATE You Also, the pope joked about how Donald Trump is fat.
Donald Trump, Pope Francis HAAAATE You Also,
the pope joked about how Donald Trump is fat.
87,791
There is an ugly racial dimension to prison rape: Blacks and Mexicans deliberately seek out white victims, and black-on-white rape is probably more common than any other kind.
There is an ugly racial dimension to prison rape: Blacks and Mexicans deliberately seek out white
victims, and black-on-white rape is probably more common than any other kind.
87,792
As foolish as this sounds, the brain can feel threatened by a number of stimuli.
As foolish as this sounds, the brain
can feel threatened by a number of stimuli.
87,793
It looks like there’s at least one reporter there, but he doesn’t seem to be actively engaged in reporting shit.
It looks like there’s at least one reporter there, but
he doesn’t seem to be actively engaged in reporting shit.
87,794
“This f***ing sucks,” says the actress as she drives past the Pyramids.
“This f***ing sucks,” says the
actress as she drives past the Pyramids.
87,795
On one hand, the Japanese are fiercely proud of centuries of culture and on the other, they love baseball, giant robots and cartoon women having sex with tentacled critters.
On one hand, the Japanese are fiercely proud of centuries of culture and on the
other, they love baseball, giant robots and cartoon women having sex with tentacled critters.
87,796
So that’s why what’s happening right now in America is really getting under my skin: I am sick of busting my ass doing neo-Nazi stuff only to have masked Antifa dipshits swoop in and get credit as the real fascists.
So that’s why what’s happening right now in America is really getting under my skin: I am sick of busting
my ass doing neo-Nazi stuff only to have masked Antifa dipshits swoop in and get credit as the real fascists.
87,797
It sounds to me like you’ve got black people so high on a pedestal we can’t ever be villains, and that is some racist, white-guilt laden bullshit.
It sounds to me like you’ve got black people so high on a pedestal we ca
n’t ever be villains, and that is some racist, white-guilt laden bullshit.
87,798
A heated exchange continued with the customer calling Weiner “disgusting,” and a “scumbag,” and Weiner responding, “It takes one to know one, jackass.”
A heated exchange continued with the customer calling Weiner “disgusting,” and a “scumbag
,” and Weiner responding, “It takes one to know one, jackass.”
87,799
“I’m going to shoot him in the penis with a shotgun here in a second.”
“I’m going to shoot him in the
penis with a shotgun here in a second.”