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I couldn't possibly compare my uncut dick with the all-American clean-cut penis, because I've never had one.
I couldn't possibly compare my uncut dick with the all-
American clean-cut penis, because I've never had one.
87,801
It’s easy to get them wrong and get bitten and why should I require that people reading my code learn those stupid rules.
It’s easy to get them wrong and get bitten and why
should I require that people reading my code learn those stupid rules.
87,802
I felt stuck in mud, dumb as a sack of bricks, and seriously doubting that giving the authors unsupervised access to TeX had been a good idea.
I felt stuck in mud, dumb as a sack of bricks, and seriously
doubting that giving the authors unsupervised access to TeX had been a good idea.
87,803
The senators present for Artiles’ tirade said he also referred to Gibson as “this bitch” and called Negron a “pussy.”
The senators present for Artiles’ tirade said he also referred to Gibson
as “this bitch” and called Negron a “pussy.”
87,804
“If you are a white male, you don’t deserve to live,” he purportedly told students.
“If you are a white male, you do
n’t deserve to live,” he purportedly told students.
87,805
Film critic and notorious asshole Jeff Wells offered his hot take, calling Schumer chubby and asserting "there's no way she'd be an object of heated romantic interest in the real world."
Film critic and notorious asshole Jeff Wells offered his hot take, calling Schumer chubby and asserting "
there's no way she'd be an object of heated romantic interest in the real world."
87,806
They left out a cat trap for the mischievous pussy and captured him soon thereafter.
They left out a cat trap for the
mischievous pussy and captured him soon thereafter.
87,807
"I saw a girl, a woman, crowdsurfing over here, and I'm not going to f***ing point the piece of s**t out who did it, but I saw you f***ing grab at her boob, it is f***ing disgusting and there is no place for that s***.
"I saw a girl, a woman, crowdsurfing over here, and I'm not going to f***ing point the piece of s**t out who did
it, but I saw you f***ing grab at her boob, it is f***ing disgusting and there is no place for that s***.
87,808
Because, you know, the rich people matter way more than all of those poor assholes trying to get to work on time.
Because, you know, the rich people matter way more than
all of those poor assholes trying to get to work on time.
87,809
"Basically, pop culture was waif-thin, heroin addict, big hair, fake boobs — you know, that was what they thought beautiful was.
"Basically, pop culture was waif-thin, heroin addict, big hair
, fake boobs — you know, that was what they thought beautiful was.
87,810
Someone said “hey, there are kids here,” and he responded by turning around in the doorway and yelling “fucking cunts!”
Someone said “hey, there are kids here,” and he
responded by turning around in the doorway and yelling “fucking cunts!”
87,811
Last week, Jorge Rivas reported on the parts of the internet caught up by a Nicki Minaj line on Lil Wayne’s new Dedication 4 mixtape: “I’m a Republican, voting for Mitt Romney / You lazy bitches are fucking up the economy…”
Last week, Jorge Rivas reported on the parts of the internet caught up by a Nicki Minaj line on Lil Wayne’s new
Dedication 4 mixtape: “I’m a Republican, voting for Mitt Romney / You lazy bitches are fucking up the economy…”
87,812
Osbourne asked, later adding, "If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?”
Osbourne asked, later adding, "If you kick every Latino out of this
country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?”
87,813
Inside was an 8-inch dildo with the words "Ralph Is A Dick," "From the Tractor Supply," and "Don't Come Back" scribbled on the sides.
Inside was an 8-inch dildo with the words "Ralph Is A Dick," "From
the Tractor Supply," and "Don't Come Back" scribbled on the sides.
87,814
Come massage my feet or I’ll hang you and throw fire at you,’” the teen said.
Come massage my feet or I’ll hang you and
throw fire at you,’” the teen said.
87,815
Try to tell me there’s a 4th movie and I’ll punch you in the throat.
Try to tell me there’s a 4th movie
and I’ll punch you in the throat.
87,816
It’s a damn sight more fun than the original Wonderboy, though you don’t get to crack open eggs, and more light hearted than Wonderboy in Monsterworld.
It’s a damn sight more fun than the original Wonderboy, though you do
n’t get to crack open eggs, and more light hearted than Wonderboy in Monsterworld.
87,817
White is said to have covered the officer with his pistol and replied "Do so and I'll shoot you".
White is said to have covered the officer with his pistol
and replied "Do so and I'll shoot you".
87,818
I, for one, do not think O’Donnell, or any other woman, deserves being called “a slob” who is “disgusting” and has “a fat, ugly face,” among other gross insults Trump has hurled over the years.
I, for one, do not think O’Donnell, or any other woman, deserves being called “a slob” who is
“disgusting” and has “a fat, ugly face,” among other gross insults Trump has hurled over the years.
87,819
Mother of Benghazi Victim: 'Special Place in Hell for People Like Hillary'
Mother of Benghazi Victim: 'Special
Place in Hell for People Like Hillary'
87,820
But I realized that emceeing was really the main shit I wanted to do because I was really like a class clown and I was good with my words.
But I realized that emceeing was really the main shit I wanted to do because
I was really like a class clown and I was good with my words.
87,821
but make it a gay couple and you have people shouting 'errr turn it off that's disgusting!'
but make it a gay couple and you have people
shouting 'errr turn it off that's disgusting!'
87,822
But you’ll have to excuse me as I need to get home to submit to my husband and tell my gay son he’s an abomination.”
But you’ll have to excuse me as I need to get home to
submit to my husband and tell my gay son he’s an abomination.”
87,823
If you are a dancing and sliding and gliding n***** -- I mean negro -- you are a dancing and sliding and gliding negro," King said, laughing along with the crowd after the slip-up.
If you are a dancing and sliding and gliding n***** -- I mean negro -- you are
a dancing and sliding and gliding negro," King said, laughing along with the crowd after the slip-up.
87,824
Well, turning the fake penis into a portable stun gun could offer them “some balls” to protect themselves with this last line of defense.
Well, turning the fake penis into a portable stun gun could offer them
“some balls” to protect themselves with this last line of defense.
87,825
After Zach Johnson missed his first putt on the 18th hole at Conway Farms to finish out the third round of the BMW Championship on Saturday, a fan shouted at Johnson, "Zach, you suck!"
After Zach Johnson missed his first putt on the 18th hole at Conway Farms to finish out the third round
of the BMW Championship on Saturday, a fan shouted at Johnson, "Zach, you suck!"
87,826
She is an inconsiderate and immature woman, having in fact no respect for her fans.
She is an inconsiderate and immature woman,
having in fact no respect for her fans.
87,827
Much before they became sites of veneration, my fledgling boobs, therefore, turned into objects of adolescent ridicule.
Much before they became sites of veneration, my fledgling
boobs, therefore, turned into objects of adolescent ridicule.
87,828
When Alvin asks why he is being threatened with arrest, the other officer responds, “For being a fucking mutt.”
When Alvin asks why he is being threatened with arrest, the
other officer responds, “For being a fucking mutt.”
87,829
The woman’s mother Kelle McWade took to Facebook to vent her frustrations after the incident, calling Shupe a bigot.
The woman’s mother Kelle McWade took to Facebook to vent
her frustrations after the incident, calling Shupe a bigot.
87,830
So like the dumb little shit I am I let my main Windows hard drive on my desktop get full.
So like the dumb little shit I am I let
my main Windows hard drive on my desktop get full.
87,831
"In the name of Allah the Merciful, this rad shit is off the hook, yo!
"In the name of Allah the Merciful,
this rad shit is off the hook, yo!
87,832
When Gilbert Everyman is stuck fixing his couch all afternoon, he screams out in frustration that he never wants to see another spring again, damn it!
When Gilbert Everyman is stuck fixing his couch all afternoon, he screams out
in frustration that he never wants to see another spring again, damn it!
87,833
The recording shows police threatening Ayers with incarceration after he refused to apologize to an officer, after calling him a “f*cking asshole.”
The recording shows police threatening Ayers with incarceration after he refused to apologize
to an officer, after calling him a “f*cking asshole.”
87,834
(“Don’t fuck with Alanis Morissette,” we assume, although it might have been a wider point about not robbing your clients.)
(“Don’t fuck with Alanis Morissette,” we assume, although
it might have been a wider point about not robbing your clients.)
87,835
And they decide to make some money selling it, in spite of a junkie associate’s warning: “This is Momma’s shit.”
And they decide to make some money selling it, in spite of
a junkie associate’s warning: “This is Momma’s shit.”
87,836
"I stuck my hand out the window and gave him the finger to say 'Hey, jerk, thanks,' " says Hackbart.
"I stuck my hand out the window and gave him the finger
to say 'Hey, jerk, thanks,' " says Hackbart.
87,837
“The reason I have a suspension from Facebook is posting ‘It’s amazing that for the first time in History, conservatives are standing up for homoerotic twink photography while fags in Brooklyn are screaming ‘this is disgusting!
“The reason I have a suspension from Facebook is posting ‘It’s amazing that for the first time in
History, conservatives are standing up for homoerotic twink photography while fags in Brooklyn are screaming ‘this is disgusting!
87,838
(Look at the fucking cat look at Cao Lu and then look at Jia and then look down like “fuck my life”.)
(Look at the fucking cat look at Cao Lu and then look
at Jia and then look down like “fuck my life”.)
87,839
Still, a bunch of artificial ass holes shooting explosive silver crap around the room are probably going to get their butts rocked with or without Icon’s blessing.
Still, a bunch of artificial ass holes shooting explosive silver crap around the room
are probably going to get their butts rocked with or without Icon’s blessing.
87,840
Isis, we will hunt you, take down your sites, accounts, emails, and expose you from now on.
Isis, we will hunt you, take down your sites
, accounts, emails, and expose you from now on.
87,841
The Gospels portray him as a cruel, sociopathic asshole who gloats over millions being horribly tortured for billions of years at his command (Mk.
The Gospels portray him as a cruel, sociopathic asshole who gloats over
millions being horribly tortured for billions of years at his command (Mk.
87,842
But then Wilkins moves his hand and starts to burrow it between the backs of Samuel’s thighs, presumably really close to Samuel’s genitals.
But then Wilkins moves his hand and starts to burrow it between the
backs of Samuel’s thighs, presumably really close to Samuel’s genitals.
87,843
Republicans, said Jindal, ”should stop being the stupid party“ and should ”fight for every single vote."
Republicans, said Jindal, ”should stop being the stupid
party“ and should ”fight for every single vote."
87,844
Ansari, the creator and star of the Emmy-nominated Netflix comedy Master of None, began the clip by asking “how many celebrities have made these stupid f*cking videos?”
Ansari, the creator and star of the Emmy-nominated Netflix comedy Master of None,
began the clip by asking “how many celebrities have made these stupid f*cking videos?”
87,845
“I mean, one day she has no makeup on at all, the next she’s got 6’ long eyelashes, cleavage, and summer whore lipstick all over her face.”
“I mean, one day she has no makeup on at all, the next she’s
got 6’ long eyelashes, cleavage, and summer whore lipstick all over her face.”
87,846
In an internet universe filled with ignorance, yours is among the dumbest things I have seen.
In an internet universe filled with ignorance, yours
is among the dumbest things I have seen.
87,847
On Thursday, Clarkson reportedly called his BBC bosses "f*cking bastards" at a charity auction in north London.
On Thursday, Clarkson reportedly called his BBC bosses "
f*cking bastards" at a charity auction in north London.
87,848
If this is your first time checking the blog, let me introduce myself by saying I’m a horribly biased shithead who wouldn’t know a good action show or comedy if it comically murdered me.
If this is your first time checking the blog, let me introduce myself by saying I’m a
horribly biased shithead who wouldn’t know a good action show or comedy if it comically murdered me.
87,849
His first name was G.I., his last name was Joe, and his middle name was Fuck You for Asking, Commie.
His first name was G.I., his last name was Joe,
and his middle name was Fuck You for Asking, Commie.
87,850
Go Go Amy’s show turned out to be a no no after her breast contraptions caused the venue at Dundee’s Abertay University to be emptied.
Go Go Amy’s show turned out to be a no no after her
breast contraptions caused the venue at Dundee’s Abertay University to be emptied.
87,851
And the users, because we are the idiots put in charge of making up the passwords.
And the users, because we are the idiots
put in charge of making up the passwords.
87,852
Then Ayem threw tha netchimanz hoe tha fuck into tha ocean wata where dreughs took her tha fuck into castlez of glass n' coral.
Then Ayem threw tha netchimanz hoe tha fuck into tha ocean wata where
dreughs took her tha fuck into castlez of glass n' coral.
87,853
How sad that such a lovely creation of nature (even if it was a mutant), should be squished to death by a stupid human.
How sad that such a lovely creation of nature (even if it was
a mutant), should be squished to death by a stupid human.
87,854
EDITTTTTTTTT: youre seriously such an ignorant person, i take back everything i told you because you deserve everything you get.
EDITTTTTTTTT: youre seriously such an ignorant person, i take
back everything i told you because you deserve everything you get.
87,855
Often this comes when I step back from my everyday perspective of trying to work with what is available, and I realize that the people I encounter are behaving like jerks.
Often this comes when I step back from my everyday perspective of trying to work with
what is available, and I realize that the people I encounter are behaving like jerks.
87,856
"One day, I heard her curse out the little baby, ‘I’ll punch you in the f------ face.’"
"One day, I heard her curse out the little baby
, ‘I’ll punch you in the f------ face.’"
87,857
In a series of Tweets, Cher took Trump to task, declaring him a “Loudmouth Asshole, Who’s terrified of Windy Days.”
In a series of Tweets, Cher took Trump to task, declaring
him a “Loudmouth Asshole, Who’s terrified of Windy Days.”
87,858
A whole lot of bullshit, especially the insane citing of "expense."
A whole lot of bullshit, especially
the insane citing of "expense."
87,859
"I was busy being super presidential by bombing a bunch of s**t."
"I was busy being super presidential
by bombing a bunch of s**t."
87,860
The fucking BBC made a programme “the real housewives of Isis” I am so mad.
The fucking BBC made a programme “the real
housewives of Isis” I am so mad.
87,861
Lots of generously-sized dicks and hefty balls, well-packed into Andrew Christian.
Lots of generously-sized dicks and hefty
balls, well-packed into Andrew Christian.
87,862
He calls out to the first pastor: “I look forward to killing you.”
He calls out to the first pastor:
“I look forward to killing you.”
87,863
Severely. Ejaculation in your sleep is no excuse. If your thoughts are so impure that you dream of ejaculating at night you deserve the same punishment as if you had been fapping for hours over your favorite pornography.
Severely. Ejaculation in your sleep is no excuse. If your thoughts are so impure that you dream of
ejaculating at night you deserve the same punishment as if you had been fapping for hours over your favorite pornography.
87,864
In the popular imagination, the Nazi concentration camp now features mainly as a place where Jews were taken to be gassed.
In the popular imagination, the Nazi concentration camp now features
mainly as a place where Jews were taken to be gassed.
87,865
She's hit with "Nice tits" or "I'd tap that ass" or, worse, a criminal groping.
She's hit with "Nice tits" or "I'd
tap that ass" or, worse, a criminal groping.
87,866
The biggest hard rock news of the year is this: Muthafuckin’ Dwarr is going on tour, bitches!
The biggest hard rock news of the year is this
: Muthafuckin’ Dwarr is going on tour, bitches!
87,867
“Fine then, I will bring a gun to school Friday and kill all the girls,” he writes.
“Fine then, I will bring a gun to school
Friday and kill all the girls,” he writes.
87,868
Speaking on “All In With Chris Hayes,” Wilson said that the alt-right movement that makes up the ideological core of Trumpism consists mostly of “childless single men who masturbate to anime.”
Speaking on “All In With Chris Hayes,” Wilson said that the alt-right movement that
makes up the ideological core of Trumpism consists mostly of “childless single men who masturbate to anime.”
87,869
Apparently TV viewers have an insatiable appetite for strangled hookers, bludgeoned waitresses and the occasional mistress run through a wood chipper.
Apparently TV viewers have an insatiable appetite for strangled hookers,
bludgeoned waitresses and the occasional mistress run through a wood chipper.
87,870
I salute all the honorable people of Iraq and the hell with — Ahmed K.
I salute all the honorable people of
Iraq and the hell with — Ahmed K.
87,871
He starts out as a beautiful and successful professional basketball player, a selfish jerk, and — unbeknownst to him — a latent Inhuman.
He starts out as a beautiful and successful professional basketball player, a
selfish jerk, and — unbeknownst to him — a latent Inhuman.
87,872
Blogs upon blogs upon fucking blogs of people who have outright and boldfacedly said that they have HIT THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Blogs upon blogs upon fucking blogs of people who have outright
and boldfacedly said that they have HIT THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
87,873
Sources tell us, Erik was arrested in Queens for threatening text messages to The Elephant Boy, including "You're a dead mother f***er I'll break your face and strangle you."
Sources tell us, Erik was arrested in Queens for threatening text messages to The Elephant Boy,
including "You're a dead mother f***er I'll break your face and strangle you."
87,874
For Katie Workman, though, the cake is something else entirely: "Oh my God, it's a big, fat pain in the butt."
For Katie Workman, though, the cake is something else entirely: "Oh
my God, it's a big, fat pain in the butt."
87,875
I get why everyone’s mad, truly, the fact that lgbtq representation always seems to end in tragedy totally sucks.
I get why everyone’s mad, truly, the fact
that lgbtq representation always seems to end in tragedy totally sucks.
87,876
Because as it turns out, people might actually be complete morons.
Because as it turns out,
people might actually be complete morons.
87,877
But what I learned later in life, too late, is that when you have power over another person, asking them to look at your dick isn’t a question.
But what I learned later in life, too late, is that when you have
power over another person, asking them to look at your dick isn’t a question.
87,878
2. ‘Hayton’ has banned their kids from watching TV because of a gay black person
2. ‘Hayton’ has banned their kids
from watching TV because of a gay black person
87,879
It escalated to the point where a man got shot in the testicles.
It escalated to the point where a
man got shot in the testicles.
87,880
Did he get into a Bundy Ranch style stand-off with the federal government over ass-ing rights on his ass farm?
Did he get into a Bundy Ranch style stand-off with
the federal government over ass-ing rights on his ass farm?
87,881
It looks like God’s wrath is about to start pouring down on the gays.”
It looks like God’s wrath is about
to start pouring down on the gays.”
87,882
This order was stuck in China’s shipping hell for several weeks, but I finally got ‘er in and today I decided to take a crack at turning this little plastic shit kicker into a fog machine.
This order was stuck in China’s shipping hell for several weeks, but I finally got ‘er in
and today I decided to take a crack at turning this little plastic shit kicker into a fog machine.
87,883
He allegedly shook his penis at a boy in a school restroom in 2011, but school officials did not report it after being notified of the incident by the boy’s mother.
He allegedly shook his penis at a boy in a school restroom in 2011, but school
officials did not report it after being notified of the incident by the boy’s mother.
87,884
Anybody who has ever gone to the funnies for entertainment knows that the Bil Keane comic completely ruins the experience every goddamn time.
Anybody who has ever gone to the funnies for entertainment knows that
the Bil Keane comic completely ruins the experience every goddamn time.
87,885
Editor’s note: Beau was ‘aught to read some verse, but “I know not” he cursed and cursed, but seeing coitus in each word, he excitedly sprayed his man curd.
Editor’s note: Beau was ‘aught to read some verse, but “I know not”
he cursed and cursed, but seeing coitus in each word, he excitedly sprayed his man curd.
87,886
Scott Applewhite KKK Member Planned to Assassinate Obama With X-Ray Gun
Scott Applewhite KKK Member Planned to
Assassinate Obama With X-Ray Gun
87,887
And, notably, my ass isn't an 'SCP Foundation installation', it's just my ass.
And, notably, my ass isn't an '
SCP Foundation installation', it's just my ass.
87,888
The Herald understands it was because prosecutors are unable to prove he used his penis to penetrate the rabbits, a requirement of that charge.
The Herald understands it was because prosecutors are unable to prove he used
his penis to penetrate the rabbits, a requirement of that charge.
87,889
“All you have going for you,” Hastings said, “is that they have so much information, and they’re generally incompetent morons, who are bothering surveilling me rather than people who are going to go blow up Boston, that’s their problem.”
“All you have going for you,” Hastings said, “is that they have so much information, and they’re generally
incompetent morons, who are bothering surveilling me rather than people who are going to go blow up Boston, that’s their problem.”
87,890
You may think you’re being clever and witty, but you’re merely imbecilic.
You may think you’re being clever and
witty, but you’re merely imbecilic.
87,891
As you should have come to expect with Beating Betting, you will find zero bullsh** in this Oddsmonkey review.
As you should have come to expect with Beating Betting,
you will find zero bullsh** in this Oddsmonkey review.
87,892
Child porn sold through Wendy's drive-through 'Scooby Doo' meant a side of kiddie porn.
Child porn sold through Wendy's drive-through '
Scooby Doo' meant a side of kiddie porn.
87,893
'Wicked black monkey': White House furious over North Korea's racist Obama slur in inexplicable rant from rogue state's mouthpiece
'Wicked black monkey': White House furious over North Korea
's racist Obama slur in inexplicable rant from rogue state's mouthpiece
87,894
Antifa screaming “Fuck off Nazi Scum” at American veteran Antifa assembled at the entry point of the free speech rally. pic.twitter.com/FaXVdnbfD0 — Kirk and Callahan (@KirkAndCallahan) August 19, 2017
Antifa screaming “Fuck off Nazi Scum” at American veteran Antifa assembled at the entry point
of the free speech rally. pic.twitter.com/FaXVdnbfD0 — Kirk and Callahan (@KirkAndCallahan) August 19, 2017
87,895
Of course, some actually claim to be able to foresee future events, but these people almost invariably turn out to be full of crap.
Of course, some actually claim to be able to foresee future events
, but these people almost invariably turn out to be full of crap.
87,896
“Spider-Man’s story in this reflects that he’s someone who has recently been through a lot of crap.
“Spider-Man’s story in this reflects that he
’s someone who has recently been through a lot of crap.
87,897
He said, “I will just kill the cat myself,” and then threw it at the receiving counter where it fell off and rolled on the floor.
He said, “I will just kill the cat myself,” and then
threw it at the receiving counter where it fell off and rolled on the floor.
87,898
I'd get people such as Ed, a filthy white guy with long hair who'd frequently flop down on the curb, begging for help.
I'd get people such as Ed, a filthy white guy with long
hair who'd frequently flop down on the curb, begging for help.
87,899
Is he really — to put it bluntly — that stupid or that flagrantly and demonstrably dishonest?
Is he really — to put it bluntly —
that stupid or that flagrantly and demonstrably dishonest?