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What’s worse, she keeps being friends with the guy who she has betrayed (by not sucking his dick) and has the audacity to date and copulate with OTHER DUDES who are obviously inferior to our hero.
What’s worse, she keeps being friends with the guy who she has betrayed (by not sucking his
dick) and has the audacity to date and copulate with OTHER DUDES who are obviously inferior to our hero.
89,001
"There's so much demand for that pattern," says Debbie Stoller, author of the popular "Stitch 'n Bitch: The Knitter's Handbook."
"There's so much demand for that pattern," says Debbie Stoller,
author of the popular "Stitch 'n Bitch: The Knitter's Handbook."
89,002
Here are 10 fascinating facts you probably didn’t know about penises.
Here are 10 fascinating facts you
probably didn’t know about penises.
89,003
Our neighborhood has a “junk day” that you can set out all of your your…you know, junk.
Our neighborhood has a “junk day” that you can
set out all of your your…you know, junk.
89,004
What it amounts to are the sad, ill-informed, paranoid and racist ravings of an idiotic old man.
What it amounts to are the sad, ill-informed
, paranoid and racist ravings of an idiotic old man.
89,005
I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of suckers keep buying them.
I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year,
update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of suckers keep buying them.
89,006
There's no anonymity online, especially if you are stupid enough to post everything about yourself.
There's no anonymity online, especially if you
are stupid enough to post everything about yourself.
89,007
A white, blond-haired Kansas State University student has been expelled from school after Snapchatting a photo of herself and a friend wearing black clay face masks with the caption “Feels good to finally be a nigga.”
A white, blond-haired Kansas State University student has been expelled from school after Snapchatting a photo of herself
and a friend wearing black clay face masks with the caption “Feels good to finally be a nigga.”
89,008
So what is it about being rude that is so bad, he hurt someones feelings, so fucking what?
So what is it about being rude that is so
bad, he hurt someones feelings, so fucking what?
89,009
Why could you easily take the 'drinking' shot shown above, substitute the glass for a big spunky cock and not have this look out of place in a porno?
Why could you easily take the 'drinking' shot shown above, substitute the glass
for a big spunky cock and not have this look out of place in a porno?
89,010
Why abortion opponents latched on to Dunham's comments is obvious: Abortion, in their view, is an evil thing, usually done out of ignorant female desperation or wicked female selfishness.
Why abortion opponents latched on to Dunham's comments is obvious: Abortion, in their view
, is an evil thing, usually done out of ignorant female desperation or wicked female selfishness.
89,011
The problem is that you are shoving a tampon into the urethra of your penis and that is causing massive irritation leading to bleeding.
The problem is that you are shoving a tampon into the urethra
of your penis and that is causing massive irritation leading to bleeding.
89,012
Tony Ledbetter, of Sioux Falls, pleaded guilty to three counts of aggravated assault after he sliced off his former partners nipples in an appalling frenzy.
Tony Ledbetter, of Sioux Falls, pleaded guilty to three counts of aggravated
assault after he sliced off his former partners nipples in an appalling frenzy.
89,013
One shouted: “Take that, dirty Jew” while the group was hitting the boy.
One shouted: “Take that, dirty Jew
” while the group was hitting the boy.
89,014
Rants & Raves on craigs - who gives a fuck if your syntax is perfect.
Rants & Raves on craigs - who gives
a fuck if your syntax is perfect.
89,015
Australian prime minister Tony Abbot got elected saying, among other things, that global warming science was a bunch of crap.
Australian prime minister Tony Abbot got elected saying, among other
things, that global warming science was a bunch of crap.
89,016
The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter
that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
89,017
Not to pile on a pop star who probably means well, but this is absolutely idiotic.
Not to pile on a pop star who probably
means well, but this is absolutely idiotic.
89,018
The holocaust is real, in that midway through the war, the Nazis decided to kill every Jew, and made a good start on doing so.
The holocaust is real, in that midway through the war, the Nazis
decided to kill every Jew, and made a good start on doing so.
89,019
He does not believe in an afterlife, but he isn’t an asshole about it like some people.
He does not believe in an afterlife, but he
isn’t an asshole about it like some people.
89,020
You'd feel like an idiot using "pen" instead of "write" in a conversation with a friend.
You'd feel like an idiot using "pen" instead
of "write" in a conversation with a friend.
89,021
• In the same way that whore is a gender-based slur against women, rapist is a gender-based slur against men.
• In the same way that whore is a gender-based slur
against women, rapist is a gender-based slur against men.
89,022
Sounds: This week’s music comes from listener Froid and his band Oh Shit.
Sounds: This week’s music comes from
listener Froid and his band Oh Shit.
89,023
Coming from an ostensibly grown-ass man who has written on such “revered” topics as Scooby Doo’s little known cousin Dumper Scoots, the Clifford the Big Red Dog Wikipedia article, and gorilla dick proportions… that’s a pretty damn sad admission.
Coming from an ostensibly grown-ass man who has written on such “revered” topics as Scooby Doo’s little known cousin
Dumper Scoots, the Clifford the Big Red Dog Wikipedia article, and gorilla dick proportions… that’s a pretty damn sad admission.
89,024
I hate to kill the sacred cow for most of our tactical ninjas out there, but I’m going to kill it and make cheeseburgers.
I hate to kill the sacred cow for most of our tactical ninjas
out there, but I’m going to kill it and make cheeseburgers.
89,025
Protesters chanted “Fuck Donald Trump,” “Fuck the wall” and “Not my president.”
Protesters chanted “Fuck Donald Trump,” “Fuck
the wall” and “Not my president.”
89,026
And how stupid can we Americans have been to have just elected such a dumbass?
And how stupid can we Americans have been
to have just elected such a dumbass?
89,027
While in Lilongwe, Malawi, I came across a store by the name of "Niggers" ---that's right " Niggers"!
While in Lilongwe, Malawi, I came across a store by
the name of "Niggers" ---that's right " Niggers"!
89,028
Most people were, let's be frank, kind of grossed out by the smell of pussy.
Most people were, let's be frank,
kind of grossed out by the smell of pussy.
89,029
If you’re a beta male, you are a loser push-over that no one will ever love.
If you’re a beta male, you are a
loser push-over that no one will ever love.
89,030
For many North Americans, they're the most straight-forward way of saying "fuck you" to your parents.
For many North Americans, they're the most straight-
forward way of saying "fuck you" to your parents.
89,031
Thats us, getting shit done without torturing anyone, since 2009.
Thats us, getting shit done
without torturing anyone, since 2009.
89,032
My favorite shit here is the old-fashioned cake donuts and the boston creme.
My favorite shit here is the old-
fashioned cake donuts and the boston creme.
89,033
Here are the basics of what nice guy, white knight, captain save-a-hoe manginas are too ‘slow’ to comprehend with – which is also something power-hungry bitches lie about:
Here are the basics of what nice guy, white knight, captain save-a-hoe manginas
are too ‘slow’ to comprehend with – which is also something power-hungry bitches lie about:
89,034
According to police, at 3:10 p.m. on March 19, when the "R" train was entering the Elmhurst Avenue subway station, the suspect "put his hand inside his pants and masturbated as he stared" at a 33-year-old woman.
According to police, at 3:10 p.m. on March 19, when the "R" train was entering the Elmhurst Avenue subway
station, the suspect "put his hand inside his pants and masturbated as he stared" at a 33-year-old woman.
89,035
After which bambino disrobes nude and lubes up with lots of neonate grease…as it makes her knockers slimy and it is helping her glide her thumbs in her dribbling slit.
After which bambino disrobes nude and lubes up with lots of neonate grease…as it
makes her knockers slimy and it is helping her glide her thumbs in her dribbling slit.
89,036
Instead of smart, passionate, creative coders, you have the brogrammer: A sleaze in a popped collar who will slap your ass if you walk by and call you a fag from across the quad office.
Instead of smart, passionate, creative coders, you have the brogrammer: A sleaze in a popped collar
who will slap your ass if you walk by and call you a fag from across the quad office.
89,037
I'm not going to go into the long ass list of why Hillary is not comparable to a dumbass like Trump, but I'm just going to let you know that you sound stupid for the "both sides are bad" bullshit.
I'm not going to go into the long ass list of why Hillary is not comparable to a dumbass like Trump,
but I'm just going to let you know that you sound stupid for the "both sides are bad" bullshit.
89,038
You can choose your character's station in the world (lordling, knight, peasant, whore, lady, maester, septon, anything) and you will certainly meet a grisly death!”
You can choose your character's station in the world (lordling, knight, peasant, whore
, lady, maester, septon, anything) and you will certainly meet a grisly death!”
89,039
worked overtime to devise an even more misogynist version of the vagina dentata.
worked overtime to devise an even more
misogynist version of the vagina dentata.
89,040
And then there are others who are just going to do what they’re going to do, and they don’t give a shit what you think.
And then there are others who are just going to do what they’re
going to do, and they don’t give a shit what you think.
89,041
Unfortunately, in the age of smart phones, women like me all across globe are plagued with shitty dick pics.
Unfortunately, in the age of smart phones, women like
me all across globe are plagued with shitty dick pics.
89,042
The plot, characters, dialogue and the writing itself are idiotic, turgid, and laughable.
The plot, characters, dialogue and the writing
itself are idiotic, turgid, and laughable.
89,043
[+37, -1] They created their own controversy for this media play ㅋㅋㅋ such a pathetic attempt6.
[+37, -1] They created their own controversy
for this media play ㅋㅋㅋ such a pathetic attempt6.
89,044
We heard chants of: ‘F*** you Roman’, ‘Go Away’, You Suck’, to only name a few.
We heard chants of: ‘F*** you Roman’,
‘Go Away’, You Suck’, to only name a few.
89,045
Names can range from the plain to the ridiculous, depending on the nature of relationship the penis shares with its owner.
Names can range from the plain to the ridiculous, depending
on the nature of relationship the penis shares with its owner.
89,046
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, sooner or later, something out there is going to kill you.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but,
sooner or later, something out there is going to kill you.
89,047
That pejorative ‘handle’ is equated with imbecile mind-activity with aspersions often suggested as ‘tin hat wearers’.
That pejorative ‘handle’ is equated with imbecile mind-
activity with aspersions often suggested as ‘tin hat wearers’.
89,048
Heck, even Sheila was left by her daughter and boyfriend/daughter’s husband, only to start a Mary Kay-style sex toy business.
Heck, even Sheila was left by her daughter and boyfriend/daughter’s
husband, only to start a Mary Kay-style sex toy business.
89,049
Singh says the man started yelling "You're trying to blow up this country, I should (expletive) kill you right now, you know, I'm gonna kill you right now you're trying to blow up the country."
Singh says the man started yelling "You're trying to blow up this country, I should (expletive) kill you
right now, you know, I'm gonna kill you right now you're trying to blow up the country."
89,050
God should strike them with a plague, them and these Palestinians," Yosef had said.
God should strike them with a plague, them
and these Palestinians," Yosef had said.
89,051
On their website the organisers urged that they “would like to see pussy hats in all shapes and colours to show our resistance against Trump.”
On their website the organisers urged that they “would like to see pussy
hats in all shapes and colours to show our resistance against Trump.”
89,052
a few days ago, people posted a Facebook note that I should be killed, that somebody should go to Germany and kill me.
a few days ago, people posted a Facebook note that I should
be killed, that somebody should go to Germany and kill me.
89,053
As a general guide, if you didn’t see a car moving on screen for over two minutes, the film was probably shite.
As a general guide, if you didn’t see a car moving
on screen for over two minutes, the film was probably shite.
89,054
Ted Cruz (R-Texas) by calling him "Lucifer in the flesh" and a "miserable son of a b----," evangelist Franklin Graham said "shame on you!"
Ted Cruz (R-Texas) by calling him "Lucifer in the flesh" and a
"miserable son of a b----," evangelist Franklin Graham said "shame on you!"
89,055
With cholo clothes and tats and bikes and throwin' signs and shit.
With cholo clothes and tats and bikes
and throwin' signs and shit.
89,056
I want to take all the notes I've been reading on the net, and try to give people a movie they fucking want."
I want to take all the notes I've been reading on the
net, and try to give people a movie they fucking want."
89,057
Jenkins just didn't see No, he just didn't see IPANEMA carp croak cluck confess and fucking die
Jenkins just didn't see No, he just did
n't see IPANEMA carp croak cluck confess and fucking die
89,058
Here, Stanley has to protect his greenhouse that Kong has broken into, by continuously attacking the dumb ape’s butt.
Here, Stanley has to protect his greenhouse that Kong has
broken into, by continuously attacking the dumb ape’s butt.
89,059
Jeremy Clarkson also accused the prime minister of lying to the public Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson has said he is sorry for calling Gordon Brown a "one-eyed Scottish idiot".
Jeremy Clarkson also accused the prime minister of lying to the public Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson
has said he is sorry for calling Gordon Brown a "one-eyed Scottish idiot".
89,060
"My bitch don't love me no more/She kick me out I'm like vro/That bitch don't wanna be friends/I gave her dick, she got mad/She put her tongue on my dick/Look at my wrist, about 10/Just got a pound of that boof/Brought that shit straight to the booth/Tommy my Hilfiger voots."
"My bitch don't love me no more/She kick me out I'm like vro/That bitch don't wanna be friends/I gave her dick, she got mad/She
put her tongue on my dick/Look at my wrist, about 10/Just got a pound of that boof/Brought that shit straight to the booth/Tommy my Hilfiger voots."
89,061
Champy's gave the ass model $200 in store credit so they could use the shot in their ads.
Champy's gave the ass model $200 in store
credit so they could use the shot in their ads.
89,062
If you’re a sissy and the Normal Mode is too tough for you, you can switch to Casual Mode by talking to Kakarima the street lamp.
If you’re a sissy and the Normal Mode is too tough for you
, you can switch to Casual Mode by talking to Kakarima the street lamp.
89,063
This is par for the course for Miller, who recently posted an unintentionally hilarious column on BarbWire that warns that homosexuality is a demonic “cancer” that will ban Christianity.
This is par for the course for Miller, who recently posted an unintentionally hilarious column
on BarbWire that warns that homosexuality is a demonic “cancer” that will ban Christianity.
89,064
I’d have her squatting on my face with her asshole right on my nose.
I’d have her squatting on my face
with her asshole right on my nose.
89,065
Though 95% said penile-vaginal intercourse was having sex, 11% said it wasn't sex if there is no ejaculation.
Though 95% said penile-vaginal intercourse was having sex,
11% said it wasn't sex if there is no ejaculation.
89,066
After this mental rape, the girl breaks down as she walks away from her post – unable to give the president what for, muttering “We were doing what we were TOLD….” adding “you roll your eyes ’cause you’re fucking WEAK!
After this mental rape, the girl breaks down as she walks away from her post – unable to give the president what for
, muttering “We were doing what we were TOLD….” adding “you roll your eyes ’cause you’re fucking WEAK!
89,067
"For me to say that a Star Wars game sucks sh*t, it must really be a sh*tty game, and that it is," Burnley explains.
"For me to say that a Star Wars game sucks sh*t, it must
really be a sh*tty game, and that it is," Burnley explains.
89,068
Some of what’s in the report is thought-provoking, some is borderline racist and some you just lightly skim so you can study the chart of penis size data.
Some of what’s in the report is thought-provoking, some is borderline racist
and some you just lightly skim so you can study the chart of penis size data.
89,069
Poison'd and references to Esophagus-fucking may be a great example of this phenomenon, though the ur-example remains FATAL, which for all of its hideously broken design, is a fucking singularity of humor that allows for borderline-infinite mockery.
Poison'd and references to Esophagus-fucking may be a great example of this phenomenon, though the ur-example remains FATAL
, which for all of its hideously broken design, is a fucking singularity of humor that allows for borderline-infinite mockery.
89,070
In the middle of playing some totally vacant, rule-less game that involved pretending to chew stuff, making growling noises, and giggling, I realized that she's like the funniest fucking person I've ever met.
In the middle of playing some totally vacant, rule-less game that involved pretending to chew stuff, making
growling noises, and giggling, I realized that she's like the funniest fucking person I've ever met.
89,071
This movie kicks ass and if you don't have a blueray player just regift this son-of-a-bitch."
This movie kicks ass and if you don't have a blueray
player just regift this son-of-a-bitch."
89,072
By the way - as big and lanky as he is, he has a very REGULAR sized d*ck.
By the way - as big and lanky as he
is, he has a very REGULAR sized d*ck.
89,073
Azhar Ahmed must do 240 hours of community service after writing on Facebook: 'All soldiers should die and go to hell'
Azhar Ahmed must do 240 hours of community service after writing on
Facebook: 'All soldiers should die and go to hell'
89,074
“I feel like a complete fucking fake doing those kind of things.
“I feel like a complete fucking
fake doing those kind of things.
89,075
Year after year, another member of the family is slain by running into the sharp corner of a possessed painting—or perhaps the family member was a clumsy fool and was self-impaled in a pit of spikes.
Year after year, another member of the family is slain by running into the sharp corner of a possessed painting
—or perhaps the family member was a clumsy fool and was self-impaled in a pit of spikes.
89,076
But he actually pulled out a working demo and I was like holy shit.
But he actually pulled out a working
demo and I was like holy shit.
89,077
The more we learn about the human brain, the more we realize that it's an asshole clear to the core.
The more we learn about the human brain, the more
we realize that it's an asshole clear to the core.
89,078
Gifts: 1) "Winter is Coming" Necklace, 2) Legend of Zelda duct tape wallet & 3) America Fuck Yeah (Violent Koala?)
Gifts: 1) "Winter is Coming" Necklace, 2) Legend of
Zelda duct tape wallet & 3) America Fuck Yeah (Violent Koala?)
89,079
The emphasis was put on the PS Vita’s rear touchpad, and of course this woman’s 4 breasts.
The emphasis was put on the PS Vita’s rear
touchpad, and of course this woman’s 4 breasts.
89,080
Now, I realize that it actually solves my biggest cellphone annoyance: typing on phones sucks.
Now, I realize that it actually solves my
biggest cellphone annoyance: typing on phones sucks.
89,081
The white woman in the film began shouting, "You're a fucking nigger!"
The white woman in the film began shouting
, "You're a fucking nigger!"
89,082
After Clinton won the New York primary, a senior Clinton aide told POLITICO reporter Glenn Thrush, “We kicked his ass tonight,” and, “I hope this convinces Bernie to tone it down.
After Clinton won the New York primary, a senior Clinton aide told POLITICO reporter Glenn Thrush, “
We kicked his ass tonight,” and, “I hope this convinces Bernie to tone it down.
89,083
If the stream of headlines and panels is any indication, you’d have to be an idiot to disagree with that claim.
If the stream of headlines and panels is any indication, you
’d have to be an idiot to disagree with that claim.
89,084
Dan Marino still hangs around Sun Life Stadium five to six days a week Jonathan Martin’s sister has a wolf puss Concluded all of these guys are fucking morons
Dan Marino still hangs around Sun Life Stadium five to six days a week Jonathan
Martin’s sister has a wolf puss Concluded all of these guys are fucking morons
89,085
“All of a sudden I heard, ‘oh my god, look at that, that’s f****ng nasty, that’s disgusting, look how gross that is,'” Jex-Blake said last week.
“All of a sudden I heard, ‘oh my god, look at that, that’s f****ng
nasty, that’s disgusting, look how gross that is,'” Jex-Blake said last week.
89,086
And they were both in and that passed, because the American voter is too stupid to understand the difference.”
And they were both in and that passed, because the
American voter is too stupid to understand the difference.”
89,087
Who else has such an affinity for self-possessed brunette women, the kind that talk a mile a minute and have a secret desire to stir shit?
Who else has such an affinity for self-possessed brunette women, the kind
that talk a mile a minute and have a secret desire to stir shit?
89,088
If you ever wanted to listen to Lawrence O’Donnell talk about vaginal, anal, or oral sex for a good few minutes, this is DEFINITELY the post for you.
If you ever wanted to listen to Lawrence O’Donnell talk about vaginal, anal, or
oral sex for a good few minutes, this is DEFINITELY the post for you.
89,089
I either suck at using ndiswrapper (I freely admit this) or it's my Airport base station causing the problems there.
I either suck at using ndiswrapper (I freely admit this)
or it's my Airport base station causing the problems there.
89,090
The Diva & The Bitch: I knew it was going to come to Mercedes v Santana at some point.
The Diva & The Bitch: I knew it was
going to come to Mercedes v Santana at some point.
89,091
Students regularly referred to her as “dyke,” “lesbo” and “dyke-ass freak.”
Students regularly referred to her as “dyke,”
“lesbo” and “dyke-ass freak.”
89,092
Actually that is a new BSO rule, any time you don’t like one of our posts, just tweet or email me your boobs if you are a woman, if you are a guy send me your girlfriends or wife’s boobs via email.
Actually that is a new BSO rule, any time you don’t like one of our posts, just tweet or email me
your boobs if you are a woman, if you are a guy send me your girlfriends or wife’s boobs via email.
89,093
Damn Vulnerable Web App (DVWA) is a PHP/MySQL web application that is damn vulnerable.
Damn Vulnerable Web App (DVWA) is a
PHP/MySQL web application that is damn vulnerable.
89,094
& This Is How U Handle Sneak Dissing Ass Cunts Like Baby Fuck U Forgot Who I Was🤷🏼‍♂️💅🏽 pic.twitter.com/5lApva3Xnc — E ❎ T R A (@einnor_) August 21, 2017 The
& This Is How U Handle Sneak Dissing Ass Cunts Like Baby Fuck U Forgot Who I Was🤷🏼‍
♂️💅🏽 pic.twitter.com/5lApva3Xnc — E ❎ T R A (@einnor_) August 21, 2017 The
89,095
She burps, she kicks ass, she's witty, and she doesn't take shit.
She burps, she kicks ass, she's
witty, and she doesn't take shit.
89,096
A racist misogynist megalomaniac had just celebrated his inauguration as the 45th president of the United States.
A racist misogynist megalomaniac had just celebrated his inauguration
as the 45th president of the United States.
89,097
Harassment includes asking “are you going to be a good girl” to perpetrators “exposing their genitals, to victims having their private parts grabbed on the House floor,” Speier said.
Harassment includes asking “are you going to be a good girl” to perpetrators “exposing their
genitals, to victims having their private parts grabbed on the House floor,” Speier said.
89,098
It’s Swedish for a girl’s genitals, the female equivalent of snopp, meaning “willy”, and I can’t find an English word that does the job.
It’s Swedish for a girl’s genitals, the female equivalent of snopp, meaning
“willy”, and I can’t find an English word that does the job.
89,099
The fact is, our culture is still dealing with the same basic shit that was outraging kitchen-table progressives 20 years ago.
The fact is, our culture is still dealing with the same
basic shit that was outraging kitchen-table progressives 20 years ago.